Black Karens - THU 9.2

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is impossible to actually explain how the lunatic left,

(00:04):
how liberals mind works, because their mind doesn't actually work.
They're mentally ill. Or if you want to say it
does work, it works pretty wrong. But this is an
attempt to help us understand the other side. Okay, the Democrats,
Nancy Pelosi among them, have let us know now after

(00:25):
this whole Washington DC thing about the crime. Crime is
not a problem. It's not a problem, not a problem
in Washington, DC or anywhere else. But Democrats are in charge,
no problem never has been. What this is, this whole
bringing in the National Guards acclaiming there's a problem with
the crime so that he can get credit for making
it look better. That is just Trump's attempt to distract

(00:49):
from his incompetence. Oh well, that explains it. Yeah, anything
and everything that Trump does, it's just terrible.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
He's horrible.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
He's incompetent, and then he creates some kind of a
problem and acts like he can fix it so that
you won't know that he's a bumbling idiot.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Right, Okay, but all your hatred of Trump aside. Here
there is a big crime problem in the big city.
I mean, yesterday, this dude in Memphis pled guilty to
murder and they said, well, how do you know he
killed these three people? He live streamed it on social media.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yeah, that's a problem.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
And we watched another one yesterday. These teenagers in Chicago
kidnapped some kid and they were torturing him in a bathtub.
And I know that sounds like a news story we
did a few years ago. It was a totally different
kid this time. Oh boy, Yeah, and they were live
streaming it again. They took their iPhones out there, like,
you know, who should see us committing this felony that
will probably land us in prison for everyone, everybody in

(01:47):
the world, because I want people to know that that
Ron Trellon don't play.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
What kind of torture was it? Was it a cattle prods.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
They had him in they're skinning him with a pair
of pliers and a filet knife.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Had him in a bathtub, and somehow these fifteen year
olds got a hold of an oozy and I guess
they didn't know how to use it because they were
like hitting him over the head with it like it
was a baseball bat. And then they made him do
TikTok dances. At some point they turned their back and
he started running for it. So they chased him through
the street.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
And they had a gun, but they still decided to
chase him instead of letting the bullets, who are way
faster than people.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
I didn't quite understand it either. Bullying has changed a
lot since I was a kid.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
The gun even worked. Maybe they just had it as
a prop airsoft. Well, it might have just been an
old one, or maybe it was out of bullets, or
maybe they just found it in a dumpster somewhere and
didn't really know how to work it. But you can
pointed at somebody and make them dance. Sounds like fun.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Actually, yeah, it does seem oh hypocritical, you know, liberals
and women, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
There's terrible, ridiculous stories in the news every day about
senseless killings, and I have a question, Shoot then this.
You know, there's no.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Right answer, and you can think about this. Maybe we'll
flesh it out tomorrow with some of the emails. Which
is worse senseless killing or an intentional.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
H They both seem pretty bad, But it's the difference
between first and second degree murder.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Right, Well, let's say which was worse to you? You're
a survivor. Let's say a family member of yours was
intentionally killed according to some criminal. Well, that's bad.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
But what if that same family member it's just minding
their own business, going about their day, and then out
of nowhere, boom, they got killed.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
The intentional thing is worse according to the law. That's first,
according to the law. But in your heart, don't you
have just so much trouble?

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Well, it's like the hate reconciling how these things happen.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
It's like a hate crime. If someone murders you, that's bad.
If they scream the N word while they're doing it,
does that somehow make it worse? I mean, you're still dead.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Right, Yeah, that's another controversial thing. Washington State just.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Earlier this week story in the news two people shot,
one of them died at the emergency room in a hospital,
and they said, the only thing they can explain about
this is as they were walking into the emergency room
a shoot, a guy drove by in whatever car he
was driving, I don't know, I geep or something, and

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he had his music playing really loud.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
What kind of music I know?

Speaker 1 (04:19):
And it was loud, and apparently one of the two
people the couple kind of stopped and stay. You know
how you kind of give people the eye when's that's
too loud. You know, you're looking like you know, a parent,
like hey, Leonard Skinner said, turn it up. I don't
know what to tell you. Yeah, didn't say anything to
the guy. There was no interaction. He just looked at

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him because his music was loud. And then they went
on into the emergency room. A few minutes later.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Apparently that guy parked came in and shot him.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Maybe he was mad at him for walking around on
his private beach.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
No, they were at a hospital emergency room. Well, how
do you know the emergency room wasn't on the beach.
He saw pictures.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
There's a lot of hubbub today about people walking around
on private beaches, especially in the Virgin Islands.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Now back to that intentional senseless kill in question. That
was an intentional one, but it was also senseless.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Okay, but then it became intentional when he If he
left and came back and did the murder, it sounds intentional.
If he just spontaneously did the murder, that's different. It
sounds like first degree murder to me. It's so very hurtful. Yeah,
what happened on the beach. Well, there's this video we
were watching earlier of a woman in a Texas flag
bikini top. Now, I know what you're thinking, hot, right,

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She actually wasn't that hot. She looked like she'd never
been in the sun before, a little pasty, pale complexion.
She had one of those like soft skinny bodies, like
she wasn't overweight, but she'd never been to a gym, you.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Know the type. Ser picky. I'm just saying she was
standing there in a bikinie top.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Anyway, they're in the Virgin Islands and she encounters some
people on the beach and she tells him, you're not
supposed to be on this beach. It's my own private beach.
But US Virgin Island Low says, no beach can be
legally private, and all the beaches up to the waterline
are public. It must remain excess for use in enjoyment.
This this white girl is pulling a Karen beach. Now,

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she probably don't live there, right, because it don't look
like she ever get no son. So she's a tourists
in a place where she don't know the law, and
they probably may not even be her fault. Is she
ridded like some Airbnb or something like that. The dude
to put that ad out probably told them private beach.
That's how they pay extra for that day. Say well,
we got a private beach. They go down to the

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beach and there's people out there. Well, hell, I was
told this a private beach. Y'all get the hell out
of here. She don't know the law, ain't no such thing.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Well, anyway, that's kind of what happened here in the video.
Did anybody get shot? No, nobody got shot. Now you're
gonna put it on the internet.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
That's cute.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
She's here on private property. You see the house right
here in the Virgin Congratulations the beach.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
They're not.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Say congratulations, that's great. This is private property.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
It is private property, and you need to take your
things and your kids and you need to go.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
She brought kids. What's the black equivalent of a Karen? Oh,
we got Karen's. Yeah, No, I mean in the black
community of Karen's. Is it luck? Karen lu Karen? I
don't know Carrita or something like that. I don't know
what y'all like, Like, I'm just wondering. I just want
to know I'm trying to learn.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
All right, I got something to change the subject here
before we get into trouble again. This involves a Shakespearean
performance of Romeo and Juliet.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Oh yeah, you love it? And and monster trucks for
the Rednecks. Yeah, that sounds good. Which story you won't
do first? It's it's the same story, billya do what
in Estonia? You know where that is? I think that's
where Malania is from. I think she's in that area. Yeah,
eastern Europe.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
They're performing a Romeo and Juliet theatrical show with giant
monster trucks and heavy machinery instead of human beings. Here's
one of the producers talking about how they're doing it.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
It's basically a big experiment about what it means to
do Shakespeare. It's funny and interesting to try to do
these things with big machines, like how do you make
cars talk? How do you make them kind of understand?
So this contrast between big and small, and also contrast
between very powerful and very gentle.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
I must say I came into it expecting it to
be really silly, but it was really good. I really
like this. The energy was captured really well and captured
the sweetness and the love, which was really nice as well. Okay,
and as far as Estonia goes, you know, it's right there,
just north of Latvia. Oh sure, that helps, right? I mean,

(08:38):
I love Latvia.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
That's my favorite Eastern European former Soviet state that's now
turned into a Third World hell hall filled with exotic whites.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
Look, all we're saying is that we want representations.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
If Republicans are going to have beautiful girls with perfect
in their ads, we want ads for Democrats too. You know,
we want ugly fat bitches wearing pink wigs and long
ass fake nails, being loud and twerking on top of
a cop car at a waffle house because they didn't
get extra ketchup. You know, just because we're the party
of ugly people doesn't mean we can't be featured in ads.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
And I know most of us are too fat to
where jeans are too ugly to go outside, but we
want representation.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network. My Mom's a surfer? Good
is souch a Surfer?

Speaker 3 (09:29):
It's a new album. It's about being a surfer in
avalon New Jersey. That doesn't seem like where there'd be
a no, yeah, but so much. You know, I was
wondering about women and tattoos. I noticed I'm at an
age right now where a lot of tattoo removal day.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Tattoos have been on our mind all morning.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
I know two women in my little social sphere who
have a tattoo they regret.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
One of them has gone through the lengthy process of
tattoo removal. The other one just had the tattoo covered
up with a different tattoo. What do you think is
the smarter idea?

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Well, is the removal. I haven't seen a really good
tattoo removal process because it leaves scarring, but I guess
that's better than a tattoo you regret.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
I think the technology has come a long way. That's
what I'm wondering.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
The problem is, there's only so many things you could
turn a swastika into.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
You know, there's maybe one of those pinwheels that you
blow and it spins. We mean, like like a popsicle
or a lollipop or something of flower petals on the
tips of the swastika. Sure, and turn it into you know,
an attractive flower flower decoration. Perhaps put some other flowers
in there with it to kind of disguise. It never
occurred to me before.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
But if I meet a beautiful woman with lots of
flowers on her lower back, that probably a Nazi, probably
an Accidazi.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
What about that one.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Girl that you knew that had I don't know, a
spiderweb the size of a deflated basketball on her leg?

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Schwas I'll have you know she's now a medical professional
in New York City, that she get it removed. No,
it's thinks she's gotten more since then, Oh dear, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
But it's removal day.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
We also wonder about the yakuza, that's the Japanese mafia.
If don't tell them I said that, No, they don't
want you to know. It's top secret. Yeah, they tattooed
themselves all up and everything. So how would you like
to be the guy at the strip mall that owns
the tattoo removal shop.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
There in Tokyo. Not a good idea. Get out there
and tell them, Hey, yakuza, we got a two for one,
Come on in, two for one.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
On the yakuza's in here, Come on in, We got
your back. Yakuza.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
I don't know if you have sleeves like the tattoos
all over your arm, now, from from wrist to chest. Sure,
is that one tattoo or is that considered like eighty tattoos.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
I got to assume they probably do it by the
square inch. She can't just be by the tattoo.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
But they're all connected. I'm not saying when you buy it,
I'm saying when you go, when you have it removed,
you have a tattoo that covers half of your body?
Or is it a bunch of tattoo that are all
just interconnected together? All right?

Speaker 3 (12:02):
If you keep tattooing over the tattoos to get rid
of old tattoos, at what point does it become racist?

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Yeah? Take long?

Speaker 3 (12:11):
Do you saw it having a machine gun? Kelly, He's
got so many tattoos covered up that his arms, in
his back and everything are just black.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
He's a he's doing black arm.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
He's a white rapper who had himself tattooed black.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Now, I know that's racist. What if Jelly Roll gets
is that the guy with the face tattoos? Yeah, that's
what it's one of them. What if he gets so
many of them he's doing blackface. That's a great question. Yeah,
we can't have death.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
I mean, I wonder like, I don't want to accidentally
be racist just because I was trying to be cool.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
No, insensual racism is way better. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
No, Wow, I got a quick question for you. This
is a little experiment. I just want to see if
this new story is accurate at all. Quickly, pick a
number between one and ten.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Okay, seven? Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (12:51):
What Well, there's a story in the news today about
choosing a number between one and ten.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Seven. Lucky number seven is the clear winner. Thirty six
percent go with seven. So if you're trying to not
get your number picked, you want to go with maybe
five or one is the best. Only one percent of
people guess one. Is that weird? If it makes your
feel any better.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
I did read that article earlier, so that's part of
why I picked.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
So you screwed up my entire investigation. You understand. I
have nothing else going on.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
I've read everything in the Times of the Post, I've
read everything at Breitbart, the Daily Caller. I've gone to
BuzzFeed today. I've already been to the USA today TMZ.
I've looked at all of it. I don't have any
other friends, family, I go home. It's just me and
a gassy dog trying to outfart each other. Here I'll
prove to you I've been to the bottom of the
internet today.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
All the way to the end.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Here's an OnlyFans model, her mom and the black guy
who recently impregnated them both.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
It's a beautiful things, mother and daughter sharing the same husband,
nan baby daddy. You know, it's such a beautiful thing.
It's not often that i'm daughter are pregnant at the
same time, let alone by the same man. But we
wouldn't want things to be any other way.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
So when I found out that my mom was pregnant
and by the same man as me, you know, honestly
was unexpected because again we weren't trying at all. For
The funniest thing about this is he's dressed sort of
how you'd think baseball cap, gold chains, baggy clothes. The
two women are wearing white, flowery dresses like they're on
their way to Baptist church or whatever, virginal looking what

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an odd trio they are.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
And frankly, I don't even blame this guy.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
And when he'll know, I mean, look at what he
hit in that day. Sure, and when he eventually abandons
both of them. I won't blame him then either, not
a bit. It's all their fault. Yeah, it kind of is.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
The white women. You're having sex with the same dude
your mom had sex with.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
You and your mom make babies, You and your mom
make porn together on the Internet.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
I mean, right, you got all the way to the
end of the Internet. I've been right, you bounced back
the bottom of the internet. Very it is. Tomorrow. There'll
be a new bottom, sure, and we'll have to find
it again, a front bottom. That's all we do is
wake up in the morning and looking for a new
bottom absolutely of the internet.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Time magazine is a story today about how there's a
community of people in Memphis battling to keep Elon Musk's x.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
AI out of their town.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
They don't want Elon Musk to bring two hundred and
thirty thousand jobs to Memphis. Oh yeah, I know what
is his x AI. It's the uh it's the name
of the AI software company that does a.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
They broke up. I think it's the company that's developing
groc Grock is a product. You're probably talking about x
the company formerly known as Twitter. No Exit. You have
to say that XAI is a company. X is a company.
I was thinking ex as then we were together like grimes,
and now we're not. No, that's his ex AI and
his ex girlfriend or his ex wife. You know what,

(15:46):
an ex is better than most. I believe me, I
know unfortunately, and bangs, hey, oh God, don't make me
talk about that. Oh, mister Kenneth, Well you know what
that means. It's probably time for us to wrap it
up and get the fire. We should have left about
five minutes ago.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
I have an Amish farmer's market I need to get to.
And I'm sure you probably have to go check out
two Latino dudes and give him a call and oscobye.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
And I'm looking for that new bottom.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
Billy D's gonna go jump a car in the parking
lot of a Walmart that didn't require any maintenance. And
mister I is probably gonna steal a catalytic converter from himself.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Jump start a car, not jump a car. That just
sounds like perverts out there trying to hump tail pipes.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
We could be stealing a car. Now, I don't do that.
I don't know. We don't abide by any thievery around here. No,
we don't do that.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
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Speaker 1 (16:43):
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