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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It was not can Heat's biggest hit, but the flip
side to on the road again. If you owned the
cassette tape was this it was called an owl song.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I had no idea, Bro, I'm such a nerd for
music and or owls involved in the recording session.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I'm interested in obscure music.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Recording is the way Billy AD's interested in college football,
or mister I was interested in white women.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I just also thanks, Bro.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, anyway, so we were just looking at apparently the
federal government has a solution for owl DEI.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
So not only trying to control human behavior, but now
we're going to get into nature, right, and the way
nature is really unfair. Have you noticed some animals just
seem to run around killing other animals. Yeah, it's true.
Well there's like predators and then there's prey. And I
think the government needs to step in and tell all
(00:57):
those predators leave prey alone.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Not since white liberals changed Latino to LATINX have we
seen something this unnecessary.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
But it's important.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Obviously, the Department of the Interior, in all its infinite wisdom,
came up with an expensive DEI plan for owls.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
The Department of Interior is mad at the barn owl
because the barn owl is a better hunter. The barn
owl is just a better hunter.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Than the spotted owl.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Way it is, you know, just just like the Senate
President president is better looking than me. Accept that that's
the way God made us. God just made the bard
owl a better hunter. And the Department of Interior is
all up in arms. Uh, they say this is threatening
the spotted out. Yeah, now the spotted owl isn't on
(01:47):
the danger species list, but they say this isn't fair,
not fair. The barn owl is a better hunter than
the spotted owl, and that's causing the spotted owl's population
to decrease. So the Department of Inner of Interior, and
it's infinite wis has come up with DEEI for owls.
(02:09):
They'd come up with quotas for owls. The barn owl,
because nature, God, whatever you believe in, made them better
hunters now has to give up its rights, has to
give up its life, has to be punished because the
spotted out is not as good as a hunter.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Be honest, with these got pictures of both up there,
and I don't see a lot of difference between the two.
Although I'm sure you know what are they ornithologists or whatever?
Pointed out to me.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Bro, you are pissing off Billy had with comments like that,
I would know.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Well, first of all, look at the eyes right that
you can obviously tell. The one on the right, it's
just got hunter's eyes. The one on the left has
got these big, what's happening kind of a look on
its face. Its stupid spotted owl.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
The one the left has big round eyes, like like
a person from Europe. And then the one on the
right has squinty eyes, like a person.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
That pays more attention.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Right, yes, exactly, Yeah, like a person.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
That's that's what Trump City likes about Asia. He said.
Everybody over there just seems to be looking at me
like they're really paying attention to everything.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I say, that's what he said, and in America not
so much. I thought that was great.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Yeah, I hear a lot of green he weeds. He's
wine into wine. Think about people destroy the disvolution and
green house gases, and it makes my bleeding hard hurt
(03:50):
because they don't understand nature will kick your soup. There's
a million ways she can. But you and the grass
we're not the first species and we won't be the
last child's nature oil. Kids, you're.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Bro. We play the hits around here, juvery night is
how we play the hits.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I've always said that. Yeah, I mean that's kind of
what we're known for. That And don't forget our humility.
Yeah yeah, that's like our top three thing, you know,
very very humble. One of the things that makes us
so great.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
If there's one thing we've got on this show, it's
a big old pair of big hits.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
We just play them all the time.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yeah, how about that?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
That's what we're known for. All right, kids, you're awake.
It's time to get serious. We're gonna quit goofing around now.
We're gonna solve some of the big problems in this country.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Problem which ones.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Like Jasmine Crockett says, Republicans are disrespecting federal workers, and
she's the smartest person in the metroplex.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Aren't the people that work for ice federal workers? And
aren't Democrats disrespecting them?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
There you go with your racism.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Damn it, I thought I'd just said that to myself.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Before we even opine about that. Can we talk about
Jasmine's new haircut real quick? What is going on here?
She shaved it on the side. She gave herself like
an alt right haircut on the sides, but then it's
a superfly soul mixed haircut up on top there.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
It's like, apparently she saved some of the hair to
cut off of it and turned it into eyelash leges. Yeah, well,
she could actually catch stuff with her eyelids.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I know that Marjorie Taylor Green makes fun of her
for the fake eyelashes, but I don't have a problem
with women doing that. In fact, I think some of
these trad con guys who get mad about chicks wearing
makeup are really missing the point. I want women to
try to look prettier for me. I don't have a
problem with them.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I don't wonder though, looking at this picture, can she
apply the eyelashes herself with those fingernails or does she
have somebody do it? I would imagine now she probably
has somebody, an assistant who applies the last to her face.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Well, she probably has access to a lot of hungry
federal workers who aren't you. Yeah, I'd probably be willing
to do anything for money.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Right now, they are disrespecting all federal workers in this moment,
So is it a surprise.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
To me when they're not getting paid that they could
care less. Absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
They found money for ice, but they act like they
can't find money for anybody else.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
They are disrespect right there.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Well kind of to his point of federal workers. Those
are federal workers. They're not disrespecting. And aren't the Democrats
the ones who are keeping the government shut down? Because
the Republicans in the Senate offered them an opportunity to
let's go ahead and vote to open the government and
then we can argue this one thing later. Yeah, but
(06:45):
they said no, No, they're holding the line. Democrats have
thirteen times now voted to keep the government shut. And
then she says, that's the that's the other side. They're
the ones that are responsible. Obviously, there was a.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Time, my friends, when we did not control everything in
the federal government, and it will happen again. Sadly, we
do control it now, we do technically, sorry, like just us, well,
I mean, not anybody in this room, per se, But
that's what I thought. But there was a time when
the Democrats were in charge and a different guy was
the leader of the federal government, and a government shutdown happened.
(07:19):
And this is what he said about the opposition minority party.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
You don't like a particular policy or a particular president.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Then argue for your position, you know, out there and
win an election.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
Are some of these folks really so beholden to one
extreme wing of their party that they're willing to tank
the entire economy just because they can't get their way
on this issue? Are they really willing to hurt people.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Just to score political points.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
The Republicans in Congress chose to shut down the federal government.
Let me be more specific, one faction of one party
in one House of Congress, on branch of government shut
down major parts of the government.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Unpopular opinion incoming incoming the Democrats allowing the government to
shut down for a month and creating attention to the
fact that we've added a trillion dollars in debt between
now in just August. It's probably the only good thing
the Democrats have done in years. And I know that's
not a great it's not a popular opinion.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
But as much as it sucks that some people are
going to struggle to pay their bills and get some
food this month, and that sucks, these moments will come
and go.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
The thirty eight trillion dollars we have in debt right now,
that's here to stay.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Buddy. Well, you you've talked about the fact. You addressed
the fact that we have had government shutdowns in the
past yew fairly reasonably a lot of times. Now many
of these government employees today that are whining and complaining
about not getting a check because the guvernment shutdown. Sure
they were government employees the last time the government shut down,
too many were probably government employees many times that the
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government has shut down. Did any of them learn anything
from the previous shut down? Did they say to themselves?
They might say, you know what, just like you, the
average citizen might say, I might lose my job tomorrow.
Maybe I should put the summerside. Yeah, maybe these government
officials all to say, you know what, I wonder if
(09:18):
that government shut down. I wonder if that could ever
happen again. If so, maybe I should put the summerside.
You know what I'm saying. Absolutely, did they put a
little subside?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
You know what?
Speaker 7 (09:28):
They did not?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
You know what drives me nuts about this?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Once in a while, here's a little behind the scenes
here at the Walton Johnson Show. Once in a while,
me and Steve and mister Owen billy Ad, you know,
because we do endorsements and we get bonuses and then
once in a while we get a check that's a
little bigger than our normal checks.
Speaker 7 (09:44):
Yay.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
And Steve asked me recently during one of those moments,
what are you gonna do with the money?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, but get big plans.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
I said.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
The first thing out of my mouth was a three
letter acronym, Steve for a thousand points.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
What was that acronym?
Speaker 6 (09:57):
Was I?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
The I and the R and the s ah.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
That was scary, but fun scary.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
It's fun to be scared. Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 8 (10:10):
We are very comet.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Tina auto Parts Store. Tina maybe my favorite social media influencer.
She met with Trump this week to discuss tariffs, and
he said he was gonna do something about the auto
part tariffs.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I'll bet he did. She was standing there in a
little short skirt, bouncing up and down, her big boobs
all over the place.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Okay, you know you brought up, you unintentionally brought up
an interesting point. There is she technically a chi coom
honey pot Oh. Yeah, she's fairly she's a very attractive
woman on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
In China, there are also people who say she's she's
actually not selled in the auto parts, even though that's
that's what that's supposed to be all about.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Come one, seriously, No, that's that's not likely. I'm very
are you just being a little suspicious?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
So say I say, and I say it, I say, so,
I'm saying, Okay, she might not actually be in the
auto bos business.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
One thing I have noticed though, is like if you've
been a five your whole life and then suddenly you
get in a position of power and a ten becomes
real interested in you, it's a good possibility that.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
She's not interested in you.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
H oh, she's trying to get your money or even worse,
your information for the the opposition group that you're competing
with in the free market.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Which is upsetting because now every time a woman shows
interest in you, you know, Kenny, You're you're gonna have
to question her motives.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Huh. Okay, well, good news here.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
I have a no political power and being probably an
average amount of money, So sure, I'm fine, that is
good news.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah, you don't have any power, money, or influence, so
she must be interested in you for your.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
What would it be?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Trust me, I know is the reason I'm alone? Yeah, No,
I get it. Meanwhilely, in Illinois, I was.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Gonna say looks and personality, but you didn't let me finish.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Thanks, mister Kenneth, you're a real great, great friend.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
In Illinois, there's a publicly funded university there called Illinois
State University i SU.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
You ever been there?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Sometimes referred to as I screwed up?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Uh oh? And a teaching assistant at ISU has been
fired for violently flipping a turning point USA table on campus.
He's now been arrested for allegedly threatening to kill President Trump.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Well, now that doesn't sound like something all to be doing.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
His name's Derek Lopez, but he doesn't look like a
Lopez honestly, Bill, Yet he looks like he might be
one of your second cousins or something like how you
figure Well, he just kind of looks like what about
that guy looks like, oh, I see is it the
you know, the.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Extended chro magnum forehead, is it the eyes a little
too close together? Well for it that serial killer demeanor
that he picks off there.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
He looks like a white guy you'd meet at a
truck stop.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
He's got his sleeves ripped off, in a dirty beard,
and he didn't look like a liberal.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Does that look like a liberal to you? No, not
even a little bit.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
You know, they usually wear like really silly hats and stuff,
not like trucker hats. But you know, kind of like
when what's that guy's name that always dances around thinks
he's Michael Jackson and stuff.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
He's Corey Feltman.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
No, No, that other one that dances around and thinks
he's Michael Jackson too.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Jackson Mahomes, probably not. I don't know. Yeah, what are you?
Who is he talking about?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Well, there are so many options. I mean, that's that
didn't really help us narrow it down.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Well, anyway, this guy, Terrek Lopez, he doesn't look like
a Lopez. He looks like a white felon. But that's
besides the point. Apparently he's about to be a white felon.
He was nabbed after he allegedly spewed a slew of
vile threats on social media earlier this week, including one
where he boldly declared, and I quote I'm quoting him,
I'm gonna kill Donald Trump, said Derek Lopez aged twenty seven.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
That's what he said.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Yeah, not me.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
In one post over the weekend, Lopez allegedly posted a
video of a man pointing a gun at a graphic
of Trump with a target on his head.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
And then let's go down a little further here.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
He's pretty much pretty much an unsafe character for sure.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
He also cited the ongoing government shut down is the
perfect scenario to target Trump. Maybe what does he think
there won't be enough security? Oh, here we go, this
is the perfect time to kill Trump. The Secret Service
is down, he says. Oh, spoiler alert, the Secret Service
is not down.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yeah, sad news to report there for you.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yesterday I saw a liberal saying that she went into
the post office and it was closed because the government
shut down. And after she went into the post office,
someone told her it's shut down because Trump sucks.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yeah, that's the reason.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
And there's a few things that were wrong with that statement.
Number one, the post office operates independently of the government,
so it's not shut down at all, even a little bit.
And number two, if it was hypothetically shut down, you
wouldn't be allowed to go inside.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
And like, well, there's.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Two kinds of inside. There's the inside where you can
go in and check, like you know, if you have
a pop box. And then that's separate from there's another
You always notice you go through two sets of doors, right,
so that once the doors where you can just you know,
check your box and maybe drop a letter in the mail.
The next set of doors that you walk into, and
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that's where supposedly helpful people have come to work to
assist you in your postal needs.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Well, anyway, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
It was a member of the Harris County Democrats who
made that statement on X and and she was wrong
or or she was lying. She knew that what she
was saying wasn't true, but she didn't care. And I
don't know if you've heard, but apparently that happens quite
a bit.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Imagine that. Yeah, guvernment employees being wrong and dumb asses.
I know, who could have expected that.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
I wish they wouldn't be wrong and be dumb asses.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
That would be better, you know, if they wouldn't. I
don't know if you guys have mentioned the tropics hit
this morning before I got here, but they've They've not
even pinpointing number of deaths right now, They're just saying
dozens of death from hur Caane Melissa Haiti. Even though
Haiti didn't get the eye, it got a lot of
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wind and rain Jamaica. And you know, anything bad it
happens out there, it's gonna happen to Haiti too. Oh
it is Haiti in bad shape now, Alert the Clinton family.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
That's too bad. It was so nice before.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Haiti, Jamaica, Cuba, even though when I getting a lot
of news out of Cuba for some reason, and Bahamas
now they said it's not funny, but it's ironic in
some ways. It set over twenty five thousand people took
shelter in the actual you know, federal shelters, the government
(16:30):
shelters that were set up, and then the local rescue
infrastructure was demolished by the storm. The hospital, police units,
emergency services were flooded and unable to conduct emergency operations.
The storm destroyed the facility where the relief supplies were
being stored. Huh, that's the kind of thing that happens.
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And some of these little island communities out there, it's
just sad. But there's been dozens of deaths and then
dozens more injured, and so they're kind of waiting to
see who else they find and if those injured pull
through or if they end up putting them on the
other list. Sad timing.
Speaker 7 (17:14):
Oh yeah, it's hurricane season. It's hot, you lose humid.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
It's moist now where we are not more.
Speaker 7 (17:25):
About to get out wet rain rain down, way down, Sugg.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Sorry, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
I don't know if I'm in the mood.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
For that right now.
Speaker 8 (17:42):
Riding out the stool with my grandma. Riding out the
stool with my grandmama. I'm tired of eating corn, that's
all there is, and watching Grandma's born.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Her phone has turnet.
Speaker 8 (18:00):
My happiness depends on Grammon, our friends writing out the
stool thing.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
They have internet on their phones down there in Jamaica
right now, I.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Gotta think they don't maybe not write this minute, no,
but I'm sure they did for a while and probably
loved it.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
What do you think they're gonna do in Jamaica.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
I know Jamaica is different from Haiti, but there are
some similarities. And when things get bad in Haiti, they
immediately turned to cannibalism. Eating human flesh was their solution.
I'm against it personally, so.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Almost starting to think that maybe they want a reason
to go cannibal right, They just waiting for it because
I think they were chopping up people when there were
still cows and chickens on their plate.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Now here's the thing. I have never been a fan
of cannibalism. I've always been against it. But comes as ugly.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
But well, if it was cannibalism or death, what would
you choose?
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Well, sure, what would you choose?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
I'm you just kind of like the people in Haiti.
You just looking for an excuse, aren't you.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Look I'm not saying I want to eat human flesh,
but I mean if it came down to that or death,
But also a little bit of curiosity.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
I sense that it might be something you'd try, maybe
on a vacation. I'm a foreign land.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
I'm not a cannibal. I'm just cannibal curious, do you.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Right, Yeah, Whiteland, we brought the bottle of Booze Boo
Walton and Johnson Radio Network
It was not can Heat's biggest hit, but the flip
side to on the road again. If you owned the
cassette tape was this it was called an owl song.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I had no idea, Bro, I'm such a nerd for
music and or owls involved in the recording session.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I'm interested in obscure music.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Recording is the way Billy AD's interested in college football,
or mister I was interested in white women.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I just also thanks, Bro.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, anyway, so we were just looking at apparently the
federal government has a solution for owl DEI.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
So not only trying to control human behavior, but now
we're going to get into nature, right, and the way
nature is really unfair. Have you noticed some animals just
seem to run around killing other animals. Yeah, it's true.
Well there's like predators and then there's prey. And I
think the government needs to step in and tell all
(00:57):
those predators leave prey alone.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Not since white liberals changed Latino to LATINX have we
seen something this unnecessary.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
But it's important.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Obviously, the Department of the Interior, in all its infinite wisdom,
came up with an expensive DEI plan for owls.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
The Department of Interior is mad at the barn owl
because the barn owl is a better hunter. The barn
owl is just a better hunter.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Than the spotted owl.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Way it is, you know, just just like the Senate
President president is better looking than me. Accept that that's
the way God made us. God just made the bard
owl a better hunter. And the Department of Interior is
all up in arms. Uh, they say this is threatening
the spotted out. Yeah, now the spotted owl isn't on
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the danger species list, but they say this isn't fair,
not fair. The barn owl is a better hunter than
the spotted owl, and that's causing the spotted owl's population
to decrease. So the Department of Inner of Interior, and
it's infinite wis has come up with DEEI for owls.
(02:09):
They'd come up with quotas for owls. The barn owl,
because nature, God, whatever you believe in, made them better
hunters now has to give up its rights, has to
give up its life, has to be punished because the
spotted out is not as good as a hunter.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Be honest, with these got pictures of both up there,
and I don't see a lot of difference between the two.
Although I'm sure you know what are they ornithologists or whatever?
Pointed out to me.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Bro, you are pissing off Billy had with comments like that,
I would know.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Well, first of all, look at the eyes right that
you can obviously tell. The one on the right, it's
just got hunter's eyes. The one on the left has
got these big, what's happening kind of a look on
its face. Its stupid spotted owl.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
The one the left has big round eyes, like like
a person from Europe. And then the one on the
right has squinty eyes, like a person.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
That pays more attention.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Right, yes, exactly, Yeah, like a person.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
That's that's what Trump City likes about Asia. He said.
Everybody over there just seems to be looking at me
like they're really paying attention to everything.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I say, that's what he said, and in America not
so much. I thought that was great.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Yeah, I hear a lot of green he weeds. He's
wine into wine. Think about people destroy the disvolution and
green house gases, and it makes my bleeding hard hurt
(03:50):
because they don't understand nature will kick your soup. There's
a million ways she can. But you and the grass
we're not the first species and we won't be the
last child's nature oil. Kids, you're.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Bro. We play the hits around here, juvery night is
how we play the hits.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I've always said that. Yeah, I mean that's kind of
what we're known for. That And don't forget our humility.
Yeah yeah, that's like our top three thing, you know,
very very humble. One of the things that makes us
so great.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
If there's one thing we've got on this show, it's
a big old pair of big hits.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
We just play them all the time.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yeah, how about that?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
That's what we're known for. All right, kids, you're awake.
It's time to get serious. We're gonna quit goofing around now.
We're gonna solve some of the big problems in this country.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Problem which ones.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Like Jasmine Crockett says, Republicans are disrespecting federal workers, and
she's the smartest person in the metroplex.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Aren't the people that work for ice federal workers? And
aren't Democrats disrespecting them?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
There you go with your racism.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Damn it, I thought I'd just said that to myself.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Before we even opine about that. Can we talk about
Jasmine's new haircut real quick? What is going on here?
She shaved it on the side. She gave herself like
an alt right haircut on the sides, but then it's
a superfly soul mixed haircut up on top there.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
It's like, apparently she saved some of the hair to
cut off of it and turned it into eyelash leges. Yeah, well,
she could actually catch stuff with her eyelids.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I know that Marjorie Taylor Green makes fun of her
for the fake eyelashes, but I don't have a problem
with women doing that. In fact, I think some of
these trad con guys who get mad about chicks wearing
makeup are really missing the point. I want women to
try to look prettier for me. I don't have a
problem with them.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I don't wonder though, looking at this picture, can she
apply the eyelashes herself with those fingernails or does she
have somebody do it? I would imagine now she probably
has somebody, an assistant who applies the last to her face.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Well, she probably has access to a lot of hungry
federal workers who aren't you. Yeah, I'd probably be willing
to do anything for money.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Right now, they are disrespecting all federal workers in this moment,
So is it a surprise.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
To me when they're not getting paid that they could
care less. Absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
They found money for ice, but they act like they
can't find money for anybody else.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
They are disrespect right there.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Well kind of to his point of federal workers. Those
are federal workers. They're not disrespecting. And aren't the Democrats
the ones who are keeping the government shut down? Because
the Republicans in the Senate offered them an opportunity to
let's go ahead and vote to open the government and
then we can argue this one thing later. Yeah, but
(06:45):
they said no, No, they're holding the line. Democrats have
thirteen times now voted to keep the government shut. And
then she says, that's the that's the other side. They're
the ones that are responsible. Obviously, there was a.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Time, my friends, when we did not control everything in
the federal government, and it will happen again. Sadly, we
do control it now, we do technically, sorry, like just us, well,
I mean, not anybody in this room, per se, But
that's what I thought. But there was a time when
the Democrats were in charge and a different guy was
the leader of the federal government, and a government shutdown happened.
(07:19):
And this is what he said about the opposition minority party.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
You don't like a particular policy or a particular president.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Then argue for your position, you know, out there and
win an election.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
Are some of these folks really so beholden to one
extreme wing of their party that they're willing to tank
the entire economy just because they can't get their way
on this issue? Are they really willing to hurt people.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Just to score political points.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
The Republicans in Congress chose to shut down the federal government.
Let me be more specific, one faction of one party
in one House of Congress, on branch of government shut
down major parts of the government.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Unpopular opinion incoming incoming the Democrats allowing the government to
shut down for a month and creating attention to the
fact that we've added a trillion dollars in debt between
now in just August. It's probably the only good thing
the Democrats have done in years. And I know that's
not a great it's not a popular opinion.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
But as much as it sucks that some people are
going to struggle to pay their bills and get some
food this month, and that sucks, these moments will come
and go.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
The thirty eight trillion dollars we have in debt right now,
that's here to stay.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Buddy. Well, you you've talked about the fact. You addressed
the fact that we have had government shutdowns in the
past yew fairly reasonably a lot of times. Now many
of these government employees today that are whining and complaining
about not getting a check because the guvernment shutdown. Sure
they were government employees the last time the government shut down,
too many were probably government employees many times that the
(08:57):
government has shut down. Did any of them learn anything
from the previous shut down? Did they say to themselves?
They might say, you know what, just like you, the
average citizen might say, I might lose my job tomorrow.
Maybe I should put the summerside. Yeah, maybe these government
officials all to say, you know what, I wonder if
(09:18):
that government shut down. I wonder if that could ever
happen again. If so, maybe I should put the summerside.
You know what I'm saying. Absolutely, did they put a
little subside?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
You know what?
Speaker 7 (09:28):
They did not?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
You know what drives me nuts about this?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Once in a while, here's a little behind the scenes
here at the Walton Johnson Show. Once in a while,
me and Steve and mister Owen billy Ad, you know,
because we do endorsements and we get bonuses and then
once in a while we get a check that's a
little bigger than our normal checks.
Speaker 7 (09:44):
Yay.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
And Steve asked me recently during one of those moments,
what are you gonna do with the money?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, but get big plans.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
I said.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
The first thing out of my mouth was a three
letter acronym, Steve for a thousand points.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
What was that acronym?
Speaker 6 (09:57):
Was I?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
The I and the R and the s ah.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
That was scary, but fun scary.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
It's fun to be scared. Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 8 (10:10):
We are very comet.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Tina auto Parts Store. Tina maybe my favorite social media influencer.
She met with Trump this week to discuss tariffs, and
he said he was gonna do something about the auto
part tariffs.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I'll bet he did. She was standing there in a
little short skirt, bouncing up and down, her big boobs
all over the place.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Okay, you know you brought up, you unintentionally brought up
an interesting point. There is she technically a chi coom
honey pot Oh. Yeah, she's fairly she's a very attractive
woman on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
In China, there are also people who say she's she's
actually not selled in the auto parts, even though that's
that's what that's supposed to be all about.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Come one, seriously, No, that's that's not likely. I'm very
are you just being a little suspicious?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
So say I say, and I say it, I say, so,
I'm saying, Okay, she might not actually be in the
auto bos business.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
One thing I have noticed though, is like if you've
been a five your whole life and then suddenly you
get in a position of power and a ten becomes
real interested in you, it's a good possibility that.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
She's not interested in you.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
H oh, she's trying to get your money or even worse,
your information for the the opposition group that you're competing
with in the free market.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Which is upsetting because now every time a woman shows
interest in you, you know, Kenny, You're you're gonna have
to question her motives.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Huh. Okay, well, good news here.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
I have a no political power and being probably an
average amount of money, So sure, I'm fine, that is
good news.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah, you don't have any power, money, or influence, so
she must be interested in you for your.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
What would it be?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Trust me, I know is the reason I'm alone? Yeah, No,
I get it. Meanwhilely, in Illinois, I was.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Gonna say looks and personality, but you didn't let me finish.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Thanks, mister Kenneth, you're a real great, great friend.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
In Illinois, there's a publicly funded university there called Illinois
State University i SU.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
You ever been there?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Sometimes referred to as I screwed up?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Uh oh? And a teaching assistant at ISU has been
fired for violently flipping a turning point USA table on campus.
He's now been arrested for allegedly threatening to kill President Trump.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Well, now that doesn't sound like something all to be doing.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
His name's Derek Lopez, but he doesn't look like a
Lopez honestly, Bill, Yet he looks like he might be
one of your second cousins or something like how you
figure Well, he just kind of looks like what about
that guy looks like, oh, I see is it the
you know, the.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Extended chro magnum forehead, is it the eyes a little
too close together? Well for it that serial killer demeanor
that he picks off there.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
He looks like a white guy you'd meet at a
truck stop.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
He's got his sleeves ripped off, in a dirty beard,
and he didn't look like a liberal.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Does that look like a liberal to you? No, not
even a little bit.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
You know, they usually wear like really silly hats and stuff,
not like trucker hats. But you know, kind of like
when what's that guy's name that always dances around thinks
he's Michael Jackson and stuff.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
He's Corey Feltman.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
No, No, that other one that dances around and thinks
he's Michael Jackson too.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Jackson Mahomes, probably not. I don't know. Yeah, what are you?
Who is he talking about?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Well, there are so many options. I mean, that's that
didn't really help us narrow it down.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Well, anyway, this guy, Terrek Lopez, he doesn't look like
a Lopez. He looks like a white felon. But that's
besides the point. Apparently he's about to be a white felon.
He was nabbed after he allegedly spewed a slew of
vile threats on social media earlier this week, including one
where he boldly declared, and I quote I'm quoting him,
I'm gonna kill Donald Trump, said Derek Lopez aged twenty seven.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
That's what he said.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Yeah, not me.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
In one post over the weekend, Lopez allegedly posted a
video of a man pointing a gun at a graphic
of Trump with a target on his head.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
And then let's go down a little further here.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
He's pretty much pretty much an unsafe character for sure.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
He also cited the ongoing government shut down is the
perfect scenario to target Trump. Maybe what does he think
there won't be enough security? Oh, here we go, this
is the perfect time to kill Trump. The Secret Service
is down, he says. Oh, spoiler alert, the Secret Service
is not down.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yeah, sad news to report there for you.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yesterday I saw a liberal saying that she went into
the post office and it was closed because the government
shut down. And after she went into the post office,
someone told her it's shut down because Trump sucks.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yeah, that's the reason.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
And there's a few things that were wrong with that statement.
Number one, the post office operates independently of the government,
so it's not shut down at all, even a little bit.
And number two, if it was hypothetically shut down, you
wouldn't be allowed to go inside.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
And like, well, there's.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Two kinds of inside. There's the inside where you can
go in and check, like you know, if you have
a pop box. And then that's separate from there's another
You always notice you go through two sets of doors, right,
so that once the doors where you can just you know,
check your box and maybe drop a letter in the mail.
The next set of doors that you walk into, and
(15:06):
that's where supposedly helpful people have come to work to
assist you in your postal needs.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Well, anyway, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
It was a member of the Harris County Democrats who
made that statement on X and and she was wrong
or or she was lying. She knew that what she
was saying wasn't true, but she didn't care. And I
don't know if you've heard, but apparently that happens quite
a bit.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Imagine that. Yeah, guvernment employees being wrong and dumb asses.
I know, who could have expected that.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
I wish they wouldn't be wrong and be dumb asses.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
That would be better, you know, if they wouldn't. I
don't know if you guys have mentioned the tropics hit
this morning before I got here, but they've They've not
even pinpointing number of deaths right now, They're just saying
dozens of death from hur Caane Melissa Haiti. Even though
Haiti didn't get the eye, it got a lot of
(15:56):
wind and rain Jamaica. And you know, anything bad it
happens out there, it's gonna happen to Haiti too. Oh
it is Haiti in bad shape now, Alert the Clinton family.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
That's too bad. It was so nice before.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Haiti, Jamaica, Cuba, even though when I getting a lot
of news out of Cuba for some reason, and Bahamas
now they said it's not funny, but it's ironic in
some ways. It set over twenty five thousand people took
shelter in the actual you know, federal shelters, the government
(16:30):
shelters that were set up, and then the local rescue
infrastructure was demolished by the storm. The hospital, police units,
emergency services were flooded and unable to conduct emergency operations.
The storm destroyed the facility where the relief supplies were
being stored. Huh, that's the kind of thing that happens.
(16:52):
And some of these little island communities out there, it's
just sad. But there's been dozens of deaths and then
dozens more injured, and so they're kind of waiting to
see who else they find and if those injured pull
through or if they end up putting them on the
other list. Sad timing.
Speaker 7 (17:14):
Oh yeah, it's hurricane season. It's hot, you lose humid.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
It's moist now where we are not more.
Speaker 7 (17:25):
About to get out wet rain rain down, way down, Sugg.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Sorry, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
I don't know if I'm in the mood.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
For that right now.
Speaker 8 (17:42):
Riding out the stool with my grandma. Riding out the
stool with my grandmama. I'm tired of eating corn, that's
all there is, and watching Grandma's born.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Her phone has turnet.
Speaker 8 (18:00):
My happiness depends on Grammon, our friends writing out the
stool thing.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
They have internet on their phones down there in Jamaica
right now, I.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Gotta think they don't maybe not write this minute, no,
but I'm sure they did for a while and probably
loved it.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
What do you think they're gonna do in Jamaica.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
I know Jamaica is different from Haiti, but there are
some similarities. And when things get bad in Haiti, they
immediately turned to cannibalism. Eating human flesh was their solution.
I'm against it personally, so.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Almost starting to think that maybe they want a reason
to go cannibal right, They just waiting for it because
I think they were chopping up people when there were
still cows and chickens on their plate.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Now here's the thing. I have never been a fan
of cannibalism. I've always been against it. But comes as ugly.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
But well, if it was cannibalism or death, what would
you choose?
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Well, sure, what would you choose?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
I'm you just kind of like the people in Haiti.
You just looking for an excuse, aren't you.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Look I'm not saying I want to eat human flesh,
but I mean if it came down to that or death,
But also a little bit of curiosity.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
I sense that it might be something you'd try, maybe
on a vacation. I'm a foreign land.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
I'm not a cannibal. I'm just cannibal curious, do you.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Right, Yeah, Whiteland, we brought the bottle of Booze Boo
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