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September 5, 2025 • 13 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Brethren.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Here, ye, brethren, gather in the sacred light of truth,
for I proclaim the divine gift of vaccines, the holy
elixirs bestowed upon us by the grace of the Almighty Covideo.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Amen.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
These bleasant injections are our shield, our salvation, our sacred
covenant against the unseen plagues that stalk the earth.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
But I don't want to take a vaccine. You will
take them.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Non believer, with fervent faith, we embraced the needle, for
it carries the promise of life eternal in this mortal realm.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Was it created by God above?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
No, it was created by doctor Fauci, the Almighty. Cast
aside doubt, ye of wavering spirit.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
The Lord that God commands it. The Lord God commands it.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
For vaccines are the hands of Providence guarding our flock
from pestilence.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
This is not mere science.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
But miracles, miracle ordained to unite us in health and harmony.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Please praise be to the syringe. Hallelujah.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Let us march forth vaccinated in victorious, in the name
of Covidian boundless love, Doctor Fauci.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
For those of you who don't know why this has happened,
turn's out. Orfk Junior had quite a day yesterday. Did
he not smite him? Non believer? Smite the man, put
him in a cage. Lock him up.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Hi, everybody, welcome to Welcome to church this morning. Where
science is dead. We're gonna start treating We're gonna start
treating the healthcare industry like a religion. Any skepticism, you have,
any doubt, anything, I gotta tell you. You're you're the
problem right now. You're you're getting in the way of
the profit margins. What's all this about mercury and aluminum? Oh,

(01:59):
you don't on a bunch of mercury.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
What do you know? Maybe it's good for you. You
don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yesterday afternoon, I was hanging out with two individuals. Won't
say where, won't say what we were doing. I wasn't
even going to ask, but uh, you're in life. I
wish we were more curious about your life, don't you.
Yesterday I saw well, somebody asked Kenny, who who I
demand to know who? I don't want to out these people.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
It's just see but you feel better because now somebody
wanted to know.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Let's just say I was exercising and I watched two
people who I have a great deal of respect for.
One of them a nurse, a lovely woman more man,
I won't say. And the other one is one of
these Maha guys. He's my buddy. And the two of
them were having a conversation about vaccines and it was contentious.
It was very tense, and I couldn't help but notice

(02:46):
that the person in the healthcare industry didn't have a
lot of what's the word to use here, facts, Yeah,
that would be a good way. Was just a gast
at the fact that there was somebody that was not
blindly believing that all vaccines are the solution to our problems.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Dare you disagree with me? Hmmm, well, well that was
the gist of it. Right.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Look, I like nurses for a lot of reasons, right,
I think nurses are you.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Know, they know stuff? Yeah, yeah, they know where the
nerve endings are. Hello.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
But I can't help but notice, you know, some people
in the healthcare industry who are not advanced scientists, even
a lot of doctors, don't actually know why they say
the things that they say.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
They've just been trained to say them. I've noticed this
about people.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
I have friends who are doctors, and nurses and researchers
and scientists and stuff. And there's a small group of
people that can really wax intellectual about what chemicals are
in your vaccines and what they're doing to you. And
I don't claim to be one of those people. I
tell boner jokes about politicians. I don't even think my
boner jokes about politicians are as good as Steve's.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
But I forgot I had one.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
But I do know that blindly following anyone off a cliff,
much less a giant, multi billion dollar industry without asking
at least a few questions is crazy on the nth degree,
Like how are you? Don't you want to know we're
gonna inject you with a foreign chemical how many times?
Thirty six, thirty eight, seventy eight times?

Speaker 1 (04:14):
And not just you, We're also gonna start doing that
to you kiddos as well, little ones, the little bitty one.
How about newborns, Let's get them vaccinated right away. Yeah.
I don't get it either. Don't you have questions? You know?
Aren't you curious what's in this stuff?

Speaker 2 (04:29):
So yesterday, a guy who talks like this, He says,
tacos are bs. Mexican Food's delicious, But it's just the
same thing over and over again.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Sad. His voice is so hard to listen to, and
yet we're gonna have to play some of the clips
from his day yesterday. Well, he just he went like
six rounds in the ring with some of these idiots.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
It's so weird to hear someone that sounds so unhealthy
makes so many good points about good health. Also, he
looks healthier than all Bobby Kennedy Junior. Obviously, would it
make you feel better if he sounded like sling Blade?

Speaker 1 (05:05):
No, I would still be hard to listen to, but
you'd enjoy it. Maybe the sling Blade came out and
he was like, yeah, there's mercury in them vaccines there.
I don't like him.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
French ride potatos a turney per se.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
I actually think I'd enjoy that more. Maybe.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yeah, So we're gonna have to listen to sound bites
this morning of Bobby Kennedy Junior arguing with Bernie Sanders,
two people with equally funny voices.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Fun to hear him slap these lunatic liberals around.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Some though I'm an advocate for capitalism, I'm an advocate
for you know, commerce. The I think I'm not as
terrified by the word industry in the phrase healthcare industry
than some are. But there is no doubt yesterday that
a lot of people's checks cleared right before they had
that Senate hearing with Bobby Kennedy. I gotta think the
worst guy in that room. It's not Elizabeth Warren, It's

(05:57):
not Bernie Sanders, because at least they admit what they are,
socialist parasites suckling at the nipples of the healthcare industry.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
For they have admitted to that for sure. Oh I
never heard them say that they were sold as parasites. Well,
then I gonna explain it how I do.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
But check out, Well, they admit that socialism's the bes knees,
and they admit that. Right the guy yesterday I was
the most disgusted by, and I mean it wasn't even
close with Republican Senator Bill Cassidy of Louisiana.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Aren't you ashamed of yourself? Still weird though, when you
say Republican senator and then say Bill Cassidy, I just
don't think of him as a Republican. How is this
guy still around after all?

Speaker 2 (06:36):
The as hated as he is by Maga and Liberals
and Republicans alike both hate this guy.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Isn't that weird? How does heat?

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Everybody hates you in both parties and you maybe that's
his secret. I've been to Louisiana a lot. I've been
there recently. I don't know if you know this, but
we're close personal friends with the governor.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
We know him, just chatted with him yesterday. He had
a lot of things to say yesterday, and he said
them here first before he went on with Fox News
or wherever else he was.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
And I can't help, but no, it's you know, Jeff
Landry is very much like the people of Louisiana. He's
got a Cajun accent. He's a you know, sharp, quick
wited guy, hunts alligators. Has Bill Cassidy get into this mix?
He's nothing like them. No, Bill Cassidy as somebody that
lived in the suburbs of Chicago. That's which is where

(07:28):
Bill Cassidy's from. He reminds me of like the worst
of the worst of white, suburban affluent liberals. And somehow
he's a Republican senator in Louisiana.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
I don't I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
If I was at a cocktail party and somebody like
Bill Cassidy showed up, I would leave. I wouldn't elect
him to make decisions for that was screw this guy.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Look at a How did he get picked as the
guy we got to put him in charge of making
decisions for the rest of us.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
He has vampirepire like character traits. Here we have the
smooth demeanor of Count Dracula.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
This will never end. What are you talking about? You
know this week? This week? You don't know what day
it is? Do you please tell me? It is Friday morning,
early Friday morning. Walton and Johnson Radio Network.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Stand by on it.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
That's what I'll say again, because that's ultimately the President's call.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
But I'll say this.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
You know, we won World War One, and we won
World War Two not with the Department of Defense, but
with a war department. With the Department of War, as
the President has said, we're not just defense, We're offense.
We're re establishing at the Department the warrior ethos. We
want warriors, folks that understand how to exact lethality on
the enemy. We don't want endless contingencies and just playing defense.

(08:44):
We think words and names and titles matter. So we're
working with the White House and the President on it.
Stand by, but we might have some new signage here
right over here, shing.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
It's crazy to the weekday hosts of Fox and Frank
Is that the weekend host of Fox and Friends is
telling them now he's a.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Guy that they hope they can have on his show. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Pete Hagsath used to be the filling guy for Brian
kill Meat on Fox News and now he's the Now
he's a good interview if they're lucky, yeah, if they're lucky.
It's funny how times change, isn't it. It's like that
season of the Office where suddenly Ryan becomes the boss, right, yeah,
careful who you crap on all the way up the ladder.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Totally. They might they might be a head of you someday.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
That's why I always try to be really nice to
the younger producers here at the radio station. Plus, they
they can get drugs, so you know, well sure, yeah,
I'm I'm a middle aged man. You think I got
connects now like they do? Not like these twenty somethings
do not the same, not at all. No, I don't
want to stand around in the parking lot of a
three to eleven concert to get mushrooms.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
That sounds terrible. It's exhausting. It's a young man's game.
What are you gonna do?

Speaker 2 (09:58):
It is kind of funny to listen to all these
librals opining about how much they don't like not to
get off topic, but how much they don't like Bobby
Kennedy because of the drug thing, knowing full well not
only do they want to use experimental treatments on young
kids with trans chemicals and stuff, but also this is
like liberal hippies. You know, they've all bought drugs in
the parking lot of the concert venue of Lollapalooza or

(10:21):
Coachella or what.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
I don't think what turned Democrats against RFK Junior really
was his stance on vaccines or health in general. It
might have something to do just speculating here. Of course,
he's on Trump's team. That's it, That's all it take.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
I thought the same thing this morning, wouldn't How different
would this news cycle be if Bobby Kennedy Junior was
the Democrat president and not the Republican HHS segretary. But
to explain that SoundBite we played when we were coming
back from break with a little Edwin Starr in the background.
Pete Hegseath is no longer going to be the secretary
of the Department of Defense.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Oh no, did he get fired?

Speaker 2 (11:02):
No, it's he's gonna They're changing the name of the
department to the Department of War.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
And I got to tell you the war is a scary,
scary word liberals. Oh they don't. That's it's kind of
like one of the last little vestiges of wokeness. Got
to watch those words we use. Shouldn't our military be scary?
One hundred percent? I would like them to be more scary, please.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
But also when we talk about government terms that are misleading,
you know, the Affordable Care Act, Inflation Reduction Act, Patriot Act?
Is there any term in government that's more misleading than
military occupation?

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Like why can't we just call it what it is?

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Every time there's a war breaking out and you make
that point in front of some policy wonk.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Well, technically, Congress student, declare war, this isn't a war
in Yemen. It's just an occupant. Like f you, dude.
And if you are at a war, you're not just
on defense, right the Department of Defense. If you break
it down sounds like we're just sitting back taking it. Yeah,
of all, yeah, we'll defend ourselves, but we're not going
to mess with you now. War means we go after you,

(12:10):
right exactly.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
And when you're specifically talking about language the government uses,
there's nothing that pisses me off than the language they
use when it comes to this topic.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
How many times.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Look, we have a comedy show October fifth at Bad
Astronaut Brewing Company so we can raise money to buy
wheelchairs for disabled military veterans.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
We do it every year.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
We've raised hundreds of thousands of dollars over the years,
maybe millions if you added it all up. And guess
why we're doing that?

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Because a war?

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Because effing war, dude, Because people that are my age,
younger older have gone out and risked life and limb
actually lost limbs, and now they can't walk. It wasn't
because of a military occupation, you hacks.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
It's also because the government is really bad at taking
care of it as warriors. It's it's war fighters when
they come home.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Could you imagine like telling this guy, well, you know,
we'll get you a wheelchair, we'll get you some va attention,
but don't say you lost your leg in a warm well,
then how did I lose it on occupation? That's all
it was yours, dude. Doesn't that just that kind of
pisces me off so much.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
I like dancing and ponies and getting my snooch pounded.
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