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December 17, 2025 • 18 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
He's blowing a thirty. I know he's really blowing it good. Yeah,
that's Kenny G. That's what I thought. I don't know,
I must be getting older. I remember one day there
was a point in my adult life where suddenly I
understood why people liked Peter Gabriel and Phil Collins and Genesis.
It just clicked one day. Huh has that happened for
you with Kenny G two. I think it's I think

(00:20):
I get it now. I was like, Oh, it's.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Kind of like me with a bab bross Gad that
does that painting. Yeah, I mean he's long dead, but
they got his shows running. And I gotta tell you,
sit there and watch that thing for a while. That
sucker could paint.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
You know.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Back when I was young, I thought it was a
bunch of nonsense and foolishness why he even had a show,
because he's kind of weird.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
And then you sit down and.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
You see a couple of minutes of it and you're like, hey,
that's pretty cool. But then you know what what aggravations
people is? What's that because he's on his TV show
is showing them how they can do the same thing. Sure,
and they can't do it.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Why I thought he made it easy. I don't know
that he.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Makes it look easy. And then people will try to
paint what he's painting. They're sitting there, Okay, I got
the same cold, I got ther same brushes, I got
to say everything, and then I go, well, that don't
look like mountains at all. It just looked like a
big clump of paint. See, he knows how to do it,
and you don't. And even though he can show you
over and over again, you still can't do it because

(01:16):
you ain't an artist.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Have you ever heard this that Bob Ross's paintings contain
hidden government messages? Of course, yeah, well you know, because
wasn't he like a military vet or something like that.
And if you look in the paintings, you'll see secret
messages about like how to stop a moss or a
masad or whatever it is they're talking about. It seems
like he was kind of way before that would have
been a topic. Some people even think he might have

(01:38):
been a serial killer, and he was doing some terrible stuff,
but he wanted people to know, like he secretly wanted
people to stop him, So he was putting messages in
the paintings to tell you what he was.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Doing, constantly saying, you know, stop me, I'm evil. Yeah,
but it's real subtile though you know you didn't notice
it right away.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Look, I'm not saying I believe the conspiracy theories. I'm
just saying I can't disprove them. Just saying you enjoy
them a lot. I'm just saying, I mean, you enjoy
a good conspiracy. It's interesting. You know, we got an
email from somebody.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
They don't They just got initials on his old boy
or a pretty little gal, and they said, I take
online surveys for various amounts of money, you know, whenever
they whenever I can comes up. You know a lot
of people avoid that kind of stuff. That's the way
to get money.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Then some people do. I've never done it, and so
you know, it's it beats.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
It's something you can do on your phone, and it
beats just sitting there scrolling over and over and over again.
And so I got this survey here and I just
thought i'd share it with the Water Johnson Show because
there's kind of concerning some of the questions in the survey,
and basically it's the same question with a different ending.
So five different questions, and it goes like this. Some

(02:50):
people believe that Jews hold a disappropriate, disproportionate amount of
money and power in society, and that threatens and turn
to their personal safety and way of life. They will
act to protect themselves and their way of life if
it protects you from Jewish people. How likely are you

(03:11):
too blank blank? So if right away you're told that
the Jews are going to protect their own So if
you need to protect yours, how likely are you too?
A attend to protest?

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Okay, protest what the Jews are keeping their money? What
would you be protesting? Some protest? The second one, how
likely would you be to harass or obstruct government officials?
How likely to threaten someone? Huh? Next question? Kill someone? Wow?

(03:47):
Are there asking you to admit that you would murder
people because you don't like Jews?

Speaker 2 (03:51):
That is a it's protecting your family. See the way
they wrote the question, you have an out. I was
protecting my family. Are you to destroy property you attack
and kill? Oh?

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Okay, but because the Jews have their money. This isn't
like they're not saying if a guy who happens to
be Jewish, who was about to stab your toddler, would
you shoot him to stop this? That's not what they're
asking all they're saying, would you be willing to kill
a Jew so they wouldn't have money anymore?

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Wow, that's a weird survey because you're not going to
get their money if you did that. I mean, that's
not how this works.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
You won't money. Go ahead and get yours the way
they went and got theirs.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
They work, they achieve things, and sometimes even save, and
Americans don't get that whole idea of the hell saving
money for later stuff.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Now, look, I get it, Jews have a lot of money,
sort of right, Well, not all of them known obviously not.
But on the other hand, like, is there another demographic
out there, you know, Somalian Muslims or white Christians from
trailer parks who aren't trying to get as much money
as they can? Is there is there another group of
people that when you give them money, they just give

(04:57):
it away to people I don't understand what the point
of it.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, well Somalians they give it to terrorists. Yeah, they
have to because you know they'll kill grandma if you don't.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Well, you know, since you brought it up, is that
the end of the survey because you reminded me of
SoundBite involving the governor. That's the end of that sort
Which governor Minnesota? Oh not that one. Tim Wallas, who
claims to be a hunter even though he can't load
a rifle and just sign an executive order limiting how
much AMMO you can buy has been asked a question
about the Somalian scam artist fraudsters in his state sending

(05:29):
purportedly billions of dollars to, among other people, al Shabab terrorists.
You think he may have got a taste. That's a
good question. You know, you always got to get a taste.
You got to kick up. It is amazing how the
first ever Somalian congressional representative co authored the bill or
co sponsored it, that they're you of the of the

(05:49):
program that they're scamming.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
First if ever in the history of the country. And
then all people that seem to be benefiting from it
is her people.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
You got him and it's an amazing coincidence. Weirdly Coinci Anyway,
someone asked Tim Wallas about this, do you want to
do something about these Somalian fraudsters?

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Do you want to hear more from members of leaders
from the small community to say we hold our we
need to look at ourselves, we need to pull our
own neighbor's accountable because look at the damage that this is. Docquarka,
what do you want to hear more from instead of
just saying don't wait? Do you want to see more
ownership and oversight from a.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Look it's not law abiding citizens. If that were the case,
there's a lot of white men.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
Should be holding a lot of white men accountable for
the crimes that they have committed. I think for the
community to maybe educate their population, because I think what
you're seeing here is there are secondary victims in this
that there's there's providers inside the community that are then
victimizing the comunity himself by signing them up. Because when
we're going to some of these people, they're like, I
had no idea I was in this program. So I
think it's it's asking us, then, you know, for every crime,

(06:54):
which of course the majority being committed by white men,
asking us to do more about that.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
I think it's crime in general.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
And I think the biggest thing on this is is
just making sure that we're educating the population.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
And again it's white people, white people. Guys.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
It did seem like they were asking him specifically about
the Somalian fraud, and he said, no, white guys didn't
want to talk about that. He wanted to talk about
all the crimes of the white men are committing, which
it's not the Somali fraud.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
You do get that, right, No, we get it. White
people commit crimes too, But that's not what he's just
tap tap tap dancing. That is what you call a
What about ism, Governor? Apparently someone in your administration just
did a rape. What about that? Are you going to
stop this guy from raping again? He's like, well, you
know a lot.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Of people rape nowadays. Yeah, you're not looking at anybody else.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
You know.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
We notice you're just criticizing this one rapist who I
happen to be associated with. Sometimes it's just their culture.
But you don't have anything to say about all the
other rapists out there.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
What state was it where they told people? It's like, well,
you know, it's kind of hard to get mad at
him because in their country, rape is just like regular stuff.
It's just part of the way of life.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
I think they were What were we just talked about?
That was that the Silians? It was someone from the
Mid East. Yeah, definitely, all right, We'll just leave it
at this. It was an Arab country.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
I can't believe anybody would celebrate a holiday where a
jolly prowler breaks into her house and leave Gip Walton.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
And Johnson Radio Network. Yeah, we know money business. An
Amazon delivery driver dropped off a package at a home
in California and then took a cat from the front porch.
What was there a basket that said free kitty? No oh,
just picked it up and took it. Nothing like that.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
No.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
The cat porch pirate was caught on camera. Here's the
cat's owner, Diane huff Medina, talking about how grateful she
was to have somebody get rid of that cat. I
thought he was just petting her for a second.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
I had to rewatch it a couple of times because
it is hard to see.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
It's dark.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Annie doesn't carry her very nicely. Can I see her
little tail?

Speaker 3 (08:55):
And I'm like, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
I couldn't believe what I was seeing the message that
she said. I don't I know, its just are reimagining
it in my mind. Yeah, how many other cats does
she still have? Right? Probably one hundred? Then I'm thinking
she probably won't miss that one. I saw this other
video the other day and Amazon driver pulls up to
a woman's house. He opens up the back of the van.
He takes a package out, puts it on the porch,

(09:17):
and as he is about to get into his van,
a cat jumps into his van. Okay, he reaches in
and pulls out the cat. He goes to shut the door,
and the cat jumps back in. Oh dear. He picks
up the cat. This process repeats itself. Finally he closes
the door. The cat cannot get through the door, so
it jumps in through the window. Wow, it's persistent. The
guy is out there for like fifteen minutes fighting off

(09:39):
this cat, just trying to get the cat out of
his van. Finally he brings the cat over to the
front door with the windows rolled up on his van
and the door shut and everything, and he looks into
the Amazon one of those ring cameras. Yeah, and he's like,
you know, I spent like fifteen minutes out here with
your cat, lady. Yeah, cat lady. Yeah. Well he had
a story to tell, huh.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Indeed, we have got a ton emails ever since you
brought up Bob Ross any way to go.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
This is a prominent, well documented theory. It claims that
Bob Ross's paintings specifically contained secret government messages, such as
coded intelligence for agencies like the CIA or other entities.
Bob Ross, as you know, the beloved TV painter with
a calm demeanor painting landscape art the joy of painting
that was his show, did serve twenty years for the
US military, rising to the rank of master sergeant. So

(10:26):
some people wonder if that was still his agenda.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Yeah, yeah, Wesley wrote in he said, I think he's
a little bit salty about this. He said, I called
in a couple of months ago, made that same theory
about Bob Ross, and Kenny just blew it off, and
today he's spouting my theory.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Well that's how they'll do.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
You.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Did we take a call from him? Yeah, that's amazing,
because we don't take a lot of calls, not a lot.
I'm gonna be honest with you, I can't remember what
I did yesterday. I don't know that's true. And there
are other emails as well.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
You said, you can't paint the way Bob Ross does
even if you're watching, because he's trying to help you.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
But look Billy said that. Yeah, I said that. Yeah, well, yeah,
that's who I was talking to. Oh you thought it
was something to us, Well no, I just mean Billy.
I was letting the listeners know. Alan wrote an email.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Yeah, Alan says it takes practice, but it can be done. Also,
it took Bob thirty minutes on the show. It took
me five hours. Here's his work.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Looks pretty good. That's that's pretty good. Pretty good looking
mountain there.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah, I got a good mountain there, and he did
some really good work on the water to make it reflective.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Now, look look real close into the water. Do you
see that look right there? It's a devil. No, it
says the Jews did nine to eleven.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
If you turn it sideways and squint and flutter your eyes,
it looks like, yeah, that's that's pretty much.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
If you look at a cross eyed there's a map
to Epstein Island. I knew it. Huh busted, Yeah, I
bet that's what Dad is right there, guys. Some people
actually think Bob Ross was the Zodiac Killer.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
How come you never put a little squirrel in his trees?
You know, he did the show sometimes with a little
squirrel in his pocket.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
He hated squirrels. Now he loved the squirrels, hated him.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
Hated him. No, he actually did. I've I've seen episodes
where he has a little squirrel. He's holding it and
he's feeding it.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
You know, it's just so cute. Maybe the squirrel is
a CIA operative. Maybe Bob Ross, Fred Rogers, and the
squirrel were all ex CIA operatives. He was a secret squirrel.
Prove they're not. Yeah, you know, that's what I say.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
According to Wade, there's a video somewhere on the Internet
where they've connected all of Bob Roth's paintings in order
in a sequence, and they play them back as a
film strip, and it is a journeyed down a river
through the mountains. I bet that's kind of fun, huh. Anyway,
he's more appreciated I think now by many than when

(12:40):
he was alive and painting.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Sure, I mean exactly, look at all the bs we
got to deal with nowadays, and wait until we'd gone
huh hey, awesome. You asked about Eric Swawell earlier. Do
you know what he's been doing? No, not his job,
getting fat. Apparently he wants to be the next governor
of California. And the congressman has been skipping out on votes,
not so he could go out in campaign, but to

(13:03):
rub elbows with the rich and famous. Of course, Swallow's
facing a federal criminal referral for alleged mor mortgage and
tax fraud. He missed the most floor votes of any
active member of the House of Representatives. He wants to
be governor, and he's out hanging out and hob nobbing
with Hollywood celebrities. Eric Swawell missed ninety five votes, not
including truancy from committee hearings, out of a total of

(13:25):
three hundred and forty two House roll call votes. It
is more than double the absenceies of octagenarian Representative Nancy Pelosi. Yeah, yeah,
she had to get up soon, right, she was recovering
from hip replacement surgery. Oh boy, Yeah, that's fun with
her husband's boyfriend. The former prosecutor who represents parts of
Alameda and Contra Costa Counties has even missed more votes

(13:49):
than Representative Raoulala, who died in March Yea Grijalva. But
he made a couple of votes since I'm sure, yeah, well,
and then he died anyway. Eric Swaller No. One doesn't care.
He's hanging out with the cast of White Lotus the
new cast or old cast then both.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
I don't know, because some of the old cast members
can't be in the new one.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
You know, the very died.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
A few of the people transferred from one show to
the other. I think just that one guy that played
the killer boyfriend. He was technically in the first three,
but he's.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
The only one. But it turns out in real life
they're all still alive because those are just actors. What, Yeah,
they're just playing apart no way, Yeah, they're not real people.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
So when that big girl fell over and hit her
head and drown in the water, she didn't really die.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
That's that's true. Somebody saved her. There wasn't really a
shooting at a Vietnamese beach resort. In the meantime, more
on whatever, same thing. No one knows the difference. What's
the difference. Well, that's Thailand and that's Vietnam over there, exactly.
You don't know. They can walk back and forth gross
the border. You don't know. They don't know same food whatever.
Who cares, No, it's not the same, all right. While

(14:58):
we're in Hollywood. Nick Reiner according to a new report,
through terrifying tantrums his whole life as a child. As
an adult, it escalated when he struggled with drug abuse.
He was known for doing this. The outbursts were so
violent that Nick Reiner often had to be physically held
back by his father. According to a report today in
The Daily.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Mail, man, oh man, Yeah, I guess they's a little
too close to it to realize that they was raising
the killer.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Yeah, a monster, yep, a killer that would kill them.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Oh, speaking of not you know, killing Rob Reiner. You
got an email more more questions coming in. And this
Christmas time. So a lot of the emails are questions
about Christmas and shopping. We love Christmas, this kind of thing.
And here's here's one of the guy wrote in. He
says a question for you, Billy ed, when there are
eight tiny reindeer all tied together flying along in the sky,

(15:46):
would you do better to shoot the left front reindeer
or the back right reindeer which is going to bring
them all down?

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Quicker? I'm a right rear, back, back right reindeer. But
you know, but is that where they are expecting it? Well,
I don't know. That's the trick.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
But I think they'd probably come down faster if the
reindeer in the back is suddenly dragging them down like
a boat anchor. Sure wouldn't the same thing happen if
the one in the front was drink.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
I don't know. I think it's a horrible, tasteless question.
You just don't understand shooting reindeer. Venison is good, Yeah,
every venison? Sure, dude. Yeah. You ever go to Bucky's
and they got the beef jerky Deli with all the
high end beef jerky, and they got spicy venison, but
then they got regular venison for your girlfriend because she

(16:34):
doesn't like spicy stuff. I like that spicy jerky. I
like the spicy too more for me. You know that's
an always yeah, buy them, buy it for her, and
then you know she don't want it.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
M M.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Thing you do with Christmas presents? Right? How many how
many Christmas?

Speaker 2 (16:47):
How many girlfriends or significant others have you purchased synthesizers
for over the last many years?

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Including you guys? Yes, let's see so far this year six? Okay?

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Yeah, and what happened? We all go, well, we don't
want to synthesize, aren't you, well, I'll just keep it then, sure, yeah,
I mean, I mean, you know you don't need it.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
I'll I'll handle it for you. That's fine.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Now that you mentioned it, it does seem like you
kind of kind of got a little scam going you don't.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Well, look, you gave me a bottle of henness. What
do you think I'm gonna do with that? And what
did you do with it? Did you left it on
the table when you went home? That's true? Yeah, well
I had to drink it. I don't drink hennesson Well, okay,
then all right. Despite two recent blockbuster auctions for Burken bags,
what's a burken bag? Good lord? Oh? Just one of
the greatest handbags in the history of the world, Apparently,

(17:34):
overall prices for the iconic Hermes handbag hermez hermez Hermes
are falling, according to a study earlier this month of
burken bag previously owned by Jane Berkin. Who's that? Oh,
I don't know, sold at Sotheby's. I know what that
is the auction house. Yeah, for two point nine million dollars,
good lord, two point nine million dollars for a purse? Well,

(17:55):
how much does it hold? Well? The high end estimate
on it was, Yeah, well, exactly can you even get
a rifle in there?

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Does it hover? Does does it like turn into something else?
I mean, it's it can't be just a purse.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Yeah, exactly. Does it tell you it loves you? Does
it do something generous with its mouth as you're falling asleep?
What does it do?

Speaker 2 (18:13):
You guys just wanted to shoot Rudolph and all the
Reindeers and now you're questioning people about the preference of
Birken bags.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
It's a three million dollar purse. I don't think this
is the Walton and Johnson check
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