Brain Eating Amoeba - MON 9.2

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, a couple of things real quick. I keep
forgetting to announce this. It's probably probably should have brought
this up five hours ago. I'm the featured speaker tonight
at the Houston Young Republicans meeting.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
How did that happen?

Speaker 1 (00:13):
I don't know. I guess I couldn't find anybody else.
They want to.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Search the world over and they said, well, Kenney's nearby, So.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
If you're not doing anything and you're in the area,
come hang out with yours truly now tonight.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Oh well, hey, how about a little notice next time?

Speaker 1 (00:28):
I know that's the point of this now apparently, and
this is Friday.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
You could have major plans.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Then if you want to go, you can't just look
up the address online. You have to RSVP. Not because
of me, but because of Amy Peck. Oh okay. Amy
Peck is a jew, oh okay, And she was a
guest at a previous meeting. She's a member of the
Houston City Council. Okay. Most of what she does is
dictate how much funding for law enforcement, where does the

(00:55):
speed bump go? Should we get rid of the stop sign?
She doesn't have a lot of opinions about it, but
people that don't like Jews. Didn't know that, so they
showed up at a Houston Young Republicans meeting to demand
that she vilify Benjamin net and Yahoo. Did she No,
she didn't think so, she said, I'm not going to
take a stance on this. I'm on the city council.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
That's really her job is pretty much just local, just
just local stuff here. Why get her involved in some
of this international news because they don't like Jews. That's
it now. So it's a secret gathering. You you Republicans
are all like in some kind of a club, and
you're having a secret gathering at an undisclosed location where

(01:34):
you can PLoP taking over the world sort of.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
If you want to go, you just have to message
the Houston Young Republicans on Twitter or Instagram or wherever.
Or Courtney Trevino that's the name of the president.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Could not just follow you. You're gonna follow me? I'm yeah,
you're going right, you're the feature speaker. I'm assuming you're
gonna you know where it is.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
I'll just text you. Well, everyone else can't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
No, but if they wanted to, they could follow you.
All right, we've got bigger problems, are you? Gonna text
me probably not.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
No text me now, No text me now, I actually
don't know the location off to get it. Oh, in
the meantime.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
You're gonna forget and then it's suddenly going to be
time to show up and you're not gonna know where
to go.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Well, in the meantime, we have bigger problems brain eating ambo's.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Well we've had those for years. Eight six six, I
love w J. We go now to Hattiesburg where Debbie
is on hold.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Deborah canny Wie, tell me what happened.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Well, actually it's flash eating bacteria. Same thing, and well, yeah,
it gets to your Brian. Anyway, my sister and my
sister and brother when I went to the casinos that
y'all are aware of are familiar with on the coast

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last a week ago Wednesday, they spent the night. They
got up on Thursday morning on what fish and at
sing it wait, let me see the name of the
bayeu redfish by you. And my sister left Friday. My
nephew went down their Friday afternoon. They went fish on

(03:13):
Saturday morning and they ate the fierce spit my fuser
and him a cough, and then my nephew left Saturday morning. Okay,
when uh Todd's hands starts swelling up around midnight Saturday
and Sunday am, it was hurting, so he called his brother,
taking to by Saint Louis Austin's hospital. They flew him

(03:34):
to New Allunce that night and they tried scraping the
arm out and they want satisfied, so they amputated his
left arm up almost to the elbows out.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Ooh ouch, I'm sure he wanted that too.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah. I don't think he wanted to lose his arm there.
That's really I like to keep that. Wow. A flash
eating bacteria lost his arm over it has this and
so Debbie, has this been a common problem lately?

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Well, they're they're not bringing it to the news. It's
not being on the to the people. The doctor down
there city treated fourteen cases lately, and the news is saying,
missig the state health department to them they only have
four cases of reported.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Wow. So the doctor said fourteen, but the media said
only four. Is it possible there was a typo somewhere?

Speaker 2 (04:26):
I see a typo here. What's the typobilliad I put
is flesh eating bacteria and the gulf and this is
what came back. When it came back, Billy news about
flesh eating bacteria in the Gulf of Mexico.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Okay, it's not the Gulf of Mexico people, Oh, I
get it. It's the Golf of America. Okay, that's not
the issue here right now. We can do over that. Greed.
It's a big, a little bit of an issue. Greed
to disagree. I like when people call it the right thing.
It's the Department of War the Gulf of America. Get
it right, say the right things, or we're not going
to know what you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Well, according to this story, and this was August, flesh
eating bacteria has killed eight eight around the Gulf of
America region.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Debby, where are you getting the number four from? Was
that what they said for Mississippi? Because Billy edsi' is
a report that says eight.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
That Department of Help called them and want to know.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
What he ate, so specifically the Mississippi state. Eric, Okay,
I get it. Now. I'm starting to understand what's going on.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
From Florida all the way around in Louisiana. For some reason,
they left Texas out of most of this stuff. But
it happens in Texas too, And don't blame the casino.
It's not their fault the casino. Nobody even mentioned a casino.
Are you sure about that? Did someone mention a casino?

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Debby?

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Tell Kenny what you said earlier in the conversation. Denny
wasn't paying attention, Debby? Did you mention a casino?

Speaker 3 (05:53):
I did. I didn't mention it my name, But no,
it's not their fault. No, the.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Casino, which you're aware of.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
No, I was busy getting the music all fired up, I.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Said, Which was more important saying attention or having some music?

Speaker 1 (06:08):
The scary music? For sure? Are you kidding? Yeah? I mean,
come on, I can't do anything about the flesh eating bacteria,
but I could play this cool music. Listen to how
cool it is. It really adds something because it's Halloween
and there's like invisible monsters eating people's limbs, which I
don't think is funny. I think it's terrible. But you know,
it's our job to entertain, not solve health dilemmas. I
don't know how to do that.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
No, we don't know how to do it.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
I'm solely unqualified to do any of that. But as
far as playing this scary music goes, Oh, man, so.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
These flesh eating bacteria they can pass your arm up
and just go ahead and scoot all the way up
to your brain and start lunching away.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
And that's no fun, is it. No, it doesn't sound
fun at all. Is it possible the political beliefs of
some of the victims played a role in this? Oh?

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Definitely, definitely.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Yeah. Do we know, Debbie, is it an anti Trump
or an anti Kamala bacteria? What do we know?

Speaker 3 (06:58):
Don't I don't think it reckon this year political affiliations.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah, we can train it. Yeah, but Debbie, can you
prove that it doesn't? She said she didn't think so.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
I can't prove it. I can't prove. But let me
tell you this. Just as they said, Josh, stay out
of the water.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah, just stay in the restaurants, in the gaming rooms.
And they got a pool. You know, maybe it's time
to hit the pool.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
I really think the pool's right for you, billy, And
I feel like the golf's probably better for you. You know.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Well, they were fishing. I guess it'd probably catch more
if you go to the Gulf for that, you.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Know, to be fair, And I just throw it back
Statistically speaking here, I mean, what.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Would be wrong with just catching release eight or twelve
or whatever.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
That's a pretty high number. But I would imagine at
this point millions of people are probably gone in the water.
You know that's true? Yeah? What what what can we
do to stop this from happening in the future? Is
there anything we can do?

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Deb Like she said, stay out of the water.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
If you have open wounds, do not get in the water.
I mean, they don't know if it came from the water,
it came from the fishing bait, or if it came
from the shell fish by cock.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
If you have open wounds, don't go swimming.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yes, I'd like to recommend that as well, for all
of you open wound people. I don't want to share
the pool or the gulf with you. All right, Well,
what about a hot tub? Yeah, I'd be fine.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Well, Halloween just around the corner, hum Walton and Johnson
Radio Network.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
And does that sound as gross as I think it does?
It does sound kind of gross.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Uh, But in honor of Halloween coming up this week,
I have been learning about katoptramancy. That probably wasn't right catoptromancy,
I think so. No, I think that's it.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Yeah, why would you think that's how to pronounce it?

Speaker 1 (08:40):
C A T O P t R O M A
N C y catoptromancy.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
No, I'm just saying, you know, you've you've been wrong
in the past and some of these, So why are
you so confident with this one?

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Did you look it up? Did you phone a friend?

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (08:57):
How did you come to this conclusion?

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Oh, it's a pretty simple word. It's derived from ancient
Greek and it's basically.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
It starts with cats. So does have something to do
with cats?

Speaker 1 (09:06):
No, it's about looking into a mirror. That's why I'm
playing the Candyman theme and summoning a ghost.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
I'm glad you mentioned that you were playing the Candyman
theme because I don't think most people, myself included, knew that. Otherwise.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
This kind of a classic scary movie if you're a
black guy. I met mister ou it. Black people always
like this scary movie because it's got a lot of
black people in it. I stopped listening when I heard
the music. To be honest with you, did it freak
you out? I don't like it? No, you don't like
this too?

Speaker 2 (09:31):
You Well, the whole cataptures got really big. Capture Mancy
goes back a long way.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
The Greeks, the Romans, the Egyptians, they all the Chinese,
even in ancient China. The China's believe that that mirors
could be used to see into the soul and predict
the future, and that you could say somebody's name five
times and then a ghost would appear. I thought it
was three. Depends on though, Oh yeah, yeah, okay, yeah,
it depends how you do it. There's even an old
French book from nineteen thirty two called La kat top

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Trummancy Greg two at Cess Derives.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
I have no doubt that you got that one right.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Greek cut top tramancy in its derivatives from the early thirties.
The history of it and how it works and really
scary stuff here goes back to the mid East, to
the Midia, the Middle Ages. They did it in Scotland,
they did it in the country of Cornwall. Even the
Cornwallians had it. I think we're gonna do this. I'm
gonna try this during the show on Friday.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
I think that's a good idea.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
I'm going to bring a mirror here and I'm gonna summer.
So I'm going a ghost mister l Yeah, you go ahead.
You're gonna be here when it happens too. We see
about that.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
I'm gonna bring a crucifix and a like I'm coming
down with some of that flesh eating bacteria. By Friday,
I might not even be around.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
No, No, you've got to be here for the Halloween show.
That's a big broadcast. Yeah, you can't miss the Spooctacular
for a reason, you know, right, it's very scary. Yeah,
that's the reason. Yeah, that's the whole Yeah, spooky. Didn't
you want to say something about Vogue or something?

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Well, yeah, I didn't mean for you to play the song.
For some reason, this came up in a conversation recently,
and it turns out that somebody did the research didn't
take long, and they found out all of the celebrities
named in Madonna's song Vogue. You know when you when
you're posing and you're doing like this for sure, Yeah,

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all of them are dead now and the last one
to die was eleven years ago.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
So this really should have come up sooner.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Even Greta Garbo, even Greta Garbo, Ginger Rogers, they're all dead.
So every one of these that you questioned me on.
The answer is yes, Betty Davis. Oh no, she's still alone.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Oh that's cool. Well, then I guess it's wrong. I
didn't know any of them were I was just looking
at a list here. I don't think any of them did.
The Vogue though. It's the Vogue was a thing that
gay black men did in the eighties, right, mister Kenneth.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
It wasn't just black guys.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
You what's wrong with you?

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Where have you been?

Speaker 1 (11:53):
What started with the blacks? The gay blacks?

Speaker 2 (11:56):
It starts with Madonna. Now, she had some backup dancers
and they were mostly African American.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Okay, well, I wish I didn't know this, but there
is a portion of the gay black community who feels
that Madonnas stole that from them. Oh really, yeah, because
I read that one most of the good music out
there was stolen from a black man. Yeah, well some
of them. Well what about Vogue? Yeah, what about Vogue?
That was never mind a group of masked Muslims. And

(12:22):
when I say a group, I mean a mob, I
mean a parade took through the streets of East London
over the weekend, vowing to be ready to defend their
community after police banned a protest they were going to
do to reclaim the area.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
So the Muslims now claim London, or at least a
portion of it as theirs that they own, that they've
taken it over from from the English and they got
their own rules and laws and all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
We were just watching a video of it. It's really
a sight to behold thousands of Muslim men wearing black jumpsuits,
black masks, like they look like they're just going out
to rob people. They look like an army. They look
like an army. They were very well outfitted. They're walking
through the streets chanting a lahu akbar, death to the UK,
just anything you wouldn't want them to be saying. Really

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stand and as they're doing it, a group of white
liberals show up to support them and they say, no,
you don't get to join us. Some white some queers
for Palestine people shut up and they're like, hey, we're
on your side. And they were like, we don't want
you to be on our side. We don't, we don't
want anything to do with you. White liberals tip.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
You off right there, but no, they keep letting the
enemy inside the gates. Women that are all about, you know,
siding with the Muslims. So you're not gonna like it
once they take over. Gays, same situation. You're letting the
enemy inside the fence. Oh, especially the gays for sure.
I would think, Yeah, you guys are gonna get thrown

(13:48):
off a tall building. I mean they don't you know,
they're not tolerant of you like we are. They want
you to die, and they're very they're not hiding it.
They're very open about, you know, death to the infidels
and what have you. Anyway, I'm sure it'll be fine.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Now that it's happening in New York City, I'm sure
it won't be the same as it was in London.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Like somebody said over the weekend, they said, right now,
this is what you call fooling around. New York is
fooling around. Pretty soon they're going to find out, right,
Because if you fool around, you're going to find out right.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Trump arrangement syndrome is really morphing into something much worse.
It's like the it's getting dangerous. In an effort to
reject mainstream American conservatism, they're actually trying to import radical
Islamic extremists. Sure, And if you think we're being hyperbolic, Zorhan,
Mom Donnie embraced, hugged, and was photographed with one of

(14:41):
the World Trade Center terrorists last week.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yep, the original World Trade Center of nineteen ninety three,
not two thousand and one.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Yeah, but what difference does it make?

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Well, it doesn't. I just want to make sure we're accurate.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
To people in New York City. That should be it.
This was the thing that shook us to our very core.
This was the thing that reminded us what made us Americans.
You'd think.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
By the way, if you've heard any of Mom Dobby's
tearful story of about nine to eleven, the tale he tells,
turns out his aunt who was in the story wasn't
even in America. Of course he's lying. He's trying to
get elected. And his version of the story is he
sad that oh just heart terrible, Oh it's awful. Is
he sad that the building didn't fall down faster? So

(15:24):
don't get the impression he was sad about it. He
was hanging out with a World Trade Center terrorist.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Last week, I know, like a few days ago.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
And it's nothing to see here. Move along, let the
media tell you about something else. You know, what they're
not reporting in the news is usually better than what
they are telling you. Like for example, border crossings are
down since Trump took over ninety three percent, and they're
dumb even more than that in some areas. But that's overall.

(15:54):
Gas prices hit a four year low four years interesting,
eggs down a dollar eighty a dozen, inflation down one
point eight percent. Media silent on all of that and more.
Besides sure, I mean, why would they want to talk
about it.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
What's more fun is.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
To attack Trump because he's the only president in the
history of America that has in two hundred and fifty
years that has decided that he'll just tear down the
White House and do whatever the hell he pleases with it.
No other president would dare change the White House, right,
good question, except those other dozen or so times that
it's happened and everybody was fine with it.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Tomorrow on the show, Taylor Sheridan, the Yellowstone creator, creator
of a lot of shows, is just left Paramount to
go work at NBC.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
We will talk about it tomorrow on the show. Kind
of made it sound like he was going to be
on the show. You know you kind of click bait
of this. You know tomorrow on the show Taylor Sheridan.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
See how you did that? It's not what I was
doing now, Okay, tomorrow the show Donald Trump, different news
about him. We'll tell you about it, right.

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John, don't forget boys and Girls too, We do eat
it every day.

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