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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sorry, Uh, you mean when Donald Trump said shut up Piggy.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Or no Heggy? Oh Haggy. Yeah, the Department of War guy.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Maybe that's what Trump was saying, quiet Hegy. I don't
think though, Well, you don't know, you know.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
They say it was Pete Hegseth ordered the lethal attack
on the boat, which it that that's what they're still
going with. They said, that's how it work. But they've
got these group of people all together in the conference
room now and they're going, who said what?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Who' said? When did you say it? Who said it last?
What did you do? Okay?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
To be clear, they is the Washington Post, but they
the New York Times said it's not true.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
New York Times now says it wasn't heg Seth that
ordered the second strike, the one the killing you know,
the survivors, which probably wasn't really necessary. They're out in
the water and you know there's there's flesh eating fish
out there in that water too.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
You're not supposed to shoot a fighter pilot as they're
parachuting to the earth. Yeah, you're not supposed to shoot
people when they're floating in the ocean.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Yeah. So the Geneva Convention.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yeah, they made rules. It turns out Admiral Bradley. Say
it with me, The Admiral Bradley made the decision for
the second strike, Okay. And I don't know if they're
just throwing him under the bus because he's old and
he's you know, out of there, or if that's really
what happened. But that's the story and they're sticking to it. Sure, yeah,
(01:22):
until they change it again.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I believe them. I think they're telling the truth. And
I don't think Pete Hagseeth did anything wrong. I don't
think he you know, because I mean, they got five
different anonymous sources that they spoke too separately, and they
all gave the same account to the New York Times.
And don't you think the New York Times would have
loved to prove this is true? Yes, I don't get
the impression they wanted to disprove it. They are hardly
(01:46):
ever Trump defenders, not even a little bit, not even close.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
No.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
All right, scientists have discovered a new way to allow
patients to breathe through their butts.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
You remember that you made a new way. I haven't
figured out the first way yet.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
If we've proven anything here at the Walton Johnson Show.
It's that a lot of people, especially politicians, talk out.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Of their backsides.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, but that kind of idiomatic speech doesn't require breathing
out of the rear end.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Uh like a blowhole.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
In point of fact, I doubt anyone has ever considered
using their rear end to breathe.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Sometimes they say you should breathe through your eyelids, but
you know that's just people on hallucinogenics.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I've never heard that before. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
As you know, I love reading science news websites, don't you, though, Yeah,
I don't always understand what I'm reading. But according to
a popular news blog, Science News, medical doctor and stem
cell biologist, Takanori ta Kebe.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Oh, that guy knows some stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Recently performed the first human trial of butt breathing.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Guys, this is a real thing. I can exhale. I'm
just having problems on the inhale.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Right, same. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
When his father caught in pneumonia and was put on
a ventilator, Tacabe was a.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Gast ah get it a gas?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
He was aghast at about how awful were and figure
there must be another way. And while some scientists are
working on oxygenating blood intravenously, to Kebe envisioned a more.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Creative route. A creative route. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Inspiration struck when a graduate student brought a book into
Kebe's lab that described how various animals get oxygen through
their skin, genitals, or their stomach. With his background in
gastro enterology, to Kebe knew that the human intestinal track
is rich in blood vessels. That's why enemas can deliver
medicine to the bloodstream.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Oh, absolutely sure. You probably get animals all the time.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
You don't know that. I bet you do, though you
don't know it. What's the thing where they put the
fluid back there? That's an enema? Right, what kind of fluid?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Billy?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I did a thing called butt chugging once with beer.
I always thought that was funny.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I find it's really not about me and about people
that can breathe through their behind.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
All right.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
So to Kebe suspective that perhaps the oxygen could pass
from the intestines into the bloodstream. So he hears something
called perfluora decalin, which can carry oxygen into the body
and carbon dioxide out, and animal tests were successful. Each
four hundred mili liter dose boosted pigs blood oxygen levels
for about nineteen minutes at a time.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Now he's tested the fluid on people too.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Overall, the process was well tolerated, except for the group
getting the largest dose, a whopping one point five liter anima.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Most of that call hard had to stop because of
the stomach pit. That's a that's a one and a half.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Leaders, It hurts, very little tummy, soo Leaders of coke,
little big coke bottle.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
That's kind of amount of fluid we're talking here.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Now here's the thing. Not being able to tolerate the high dose.
That is a problem, apparently.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Because since this butt breathing is going to be a
thing here pretty soon, maybe according to this the butt
breathing might soon be a real medical thing. That's what
I just said, breathing. Well, now does it take my question?
Now that it's a thing, does it take equipment? Do
you need ap baratus or is it just something that
(05:02):
they have to teach you how to do?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I got you.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I know what she's saying. You could asphyxiate. Oh, stop yourself,
Thank you very much. I could probably think of some more,
but I won't because you don't need that.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Well, as long as you're willing to ask the question.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah, as long as you're willing to ask the question. Right,
thank you. That's great. Okay, exciting news, guys. Good golly,
Miss Molly. This is nightmare Fuel. A California man installed
some security cameras under the back of his house. I'm
gonna put this on the big screen in the studio
here because I want you guys to describe what did
he find crawling out from under his home.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Hey, it's a big old bear. It's not a little bear.
It's a giant bear.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
He installed the security cameras around the back of his
house because he noticed some things had been knocked over
and moved around. So then he discovered with his camera
a bear poking up out of the crawl space entrance.
The five hundred pound beast had taken up residents underneath
this California man's home.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
You know, they do that around winter time and whatnot.
They couldn't find a good cave. But there's this guy
with this house and the whole underneath part is just
wide open. That happened to John Walton years ago. You
know his place up there in Colorado. Where's his place Breckenridge. Yeah, Brack. Brad,
(06:17):
It's caught Bract. We got it, Brack. Probably you guys
got it Brack. We caught Brack. He has a house
in Breckenridge, and uh, you know, back many years ago,
a bear, I think maybe even a family a bear, uh,
decided to hibernate underneath his house one winter, and he
thought he could just run it off, you know, maybe
(06:39):
scare it, smoke it out, scream at it or you know,
or let Laney scream at it or something, you know,
and then it would take off running. No, it was
quite cozy there. So he went to the city authorities
and he said, I got a bear under my house.
You guys need to come get this as you know. Yeah,
we don't get bears.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Uh. And it wasn't like they were afraid to get
a bear. No, there's probably some environmental there's a.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Lull protecting that bear. If anybody's leaving a house, it's you.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
But yeah, that's the bear's house. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
That's kind of like the illegal invaders coming into this country.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
They immediately have the rights, you know what I was
just thinking about.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
In Colorado, the hippies refer to Breckenridge as Breck, right,
But in Australia, breakfast is breck or Brecky. Do you
think there's ever been a case where there was a
hippie or like a surfer guy from Australia and he
met a snowboarder from California and they were both talking
about Breck and it was a long conversation and they
didn't know they were both talking about two totally different things.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
It had to have happened. I want to believe it did.
I'm sure it did.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
That's one in Ded's don't Ever Date Walton and Johnson
Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
And a few quick reminders, folks.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
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So if you want to go to that. That is
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If I'm in Georgia someplace, I'm thinking probably gonna miss it.
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Southern Star Brewing Company is like, it's way north of Houston,
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Have to be. There's a lot of that going around.
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An old clip at Dolly Parton's gone viral on the internet.
A bald man asks her if he should get a
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For those of you who don't speak country accident, she said,
because you lost your fuzz doesn't mean you're not a peach. Yeah,
and further, I don't think that needed try and lighton. Yeah,
I understand it.
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I got it right away. Yeah, why'd you try? Why?
Some people don't get that? Yeah, Well, Anyway, Look, Bruce
Wellis got a lot of checks. I think you'll be fine. Yeah,
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Why didn't Obama just give him one of them autopin
pardons let him out?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
I don't think he knew at the time, or maybe
he didn't know that he'd get caught. Can he do
it retroactively? I don't think so. He was actually convicted
in April at twenty twenty three on ten federal counts
a while ago a year and a half ago, including
conspiracy and acting as an unregistered foreign agent. The triald
featured testimony from actor Leonardo DiCaprio and former US Attorney
(12:31):
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to carry out his schemes, telling the court the recommended
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million dollars from a Malaysian businessman named Low Take Joe
(12:56):
Low Take Joe, widely known as Joe Low, and routed
some of that money through straw donors to access the
Obama campaign events.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Okay, then, ye, anyway, he's going to prison.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
So well, that's what happens when you breaked the law
in there.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
The guy was famous for decades and enjoyed celebrity status,
and then one day it's like, all right, now you're
going to be in prison for a while.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Do you mean, like oj, what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Like?
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Did he what was? What was? Did He's sentence. I
don't remember now.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Was it fourteen four years two months for the prostitution thing?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Yeah, fifteen months it dropped some of the stuff off, yeah,
fifty months.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Speaking of legal stuff, Trump announced a pardon for the
Honduran ex president. Some people are confused why. It's pretty simple.
Hernandez was framed to remove him from office. He was
convicted on the basis of testimony from two convicted drug traffickers,
both of whom were released from prison and returned for
their testimony. It was Biden law fair. So that's why
Trump pardoned this guy. In case you carry is why
(13:55):
that's in the New York Times.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
It was a little confusing because he's going after drug runners,
narco te arrists and whatnot out in the out in
the water and blowing them up. At the same time
releasing somebody who, you know, according to the people that
put him in jail, is a drug runner, ran a
narco terrorist.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
So but apparently that's kind of a Black Mailey thing.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Which one of these stories you think is gonna be uh,
which one do you think is a bigger news story?
Double tapping that boat and and killing the narco terrors?
Running their drugs are the uh Tim Walls billion dollar
fraud from Minnesota and the Somalians.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
It's a good question.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
I'm guessing it'll be the pet Hagsath thing because it
makes which one do.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
You think should be the bigger news story the Tim
Walls thing, So which one will be the other thing?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
And they have explained why.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
One of our listeners, Tom here, he said, it was
absolutely right to double tap that boat.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
It's a matter of safety.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Them bleeding heart liberals that want the Coastguard to intercept
the boat, go aboard, arrest the terrorists and all that
kind of fact that that ain't gonna happen. Okay, we
are dealing with a terrorist group. It wouldn't be nothing
for them to just fill a boat with explosives, monitor
it from a distance with a cell phone device, and
(15:13):
blow it up when the coast guard boards the boat.
Or you just ram the coast Guard vessel with a
boat filled with explosives, you know, like a car bomb.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
You know people do that. I don't know if you've
ever heard about that or not.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
It is better and safer for our guys, the good guys,
to destroy and sink the boat from a distance.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Wow, that's why they're doing it that way. That's something man,
So when I we're clear.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
On that, right, sure, all right, I'd like to think
you go away from the show this morning learning a
little more than you knew the day you woke up.
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Forget boys and girls to eat it every day.
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Sorry, Uh, you mean when Donald Trump said shut up Piggy.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Or no Heggy? Oh Haggy. Yeah, the Department of War guy.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Maybe that's what Trump was saying, quiet Hegy. I don't
think though, Well, you don't know, you know.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
They say it was Pete Hegseth ordered the lethal attack
on the boat, which it that that's what they're still
going with. They said, that's how it work. But they've
got these group of people all together in the conference
room now and they're going, who said what?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Who' said? When did you say it? Who said it last?
What did you do? Okay?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
To be clear, they is the Washington Post, but they
the New York Times said it's not true.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
New York Times now says it wasn't heg Seth that
ordered the second strike, the one the killing you know,
the survivors, which probably wasn't really necessary. They're out in
the water and you know there's there's flesh eating fish
out there in that water too.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
You're not supposed to shoot a fighter pilot as they're
parachuting to the earth. Yeah, you're not supposed to shoot
people when they're floating in the ocean.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Yeah. So the Geneva Convention.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yeah, they made rules. It turns out Admiral Bradley. Say
it with me, The Admiral Bradley made the decision for
the second strike, Okay. And I don't know if they're
just throwing him under the bus because he's old and
he's you know, out of there, or if that's really
what happened. But that's the story and they're sticking to it. Sure, yeah,
(01:22):
until they change it again.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I believe them. I think they're telling the truth. And
I don't think Pete Hagseeth did anything wrong. I don't
think he you know, because I mean, they got five
different anonymous sources that they spoke too separately, and they
all gave the same account to the New York Times.
And don't you think the New York Times would have
loved to prove this is true? Yes, I don't get
the impression they wanted to disprove it. They are hardly
(01:46):
ever Trump defenders, not even a little bit, not even close.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
No.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
All right, scientists have discovered a new way to allow
patients to breathe through their butts.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
You remember that you made a new way. I haven't
figured out the first way yet.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
If we've proven anything here at the Walton Johnson Show.
It's that a lot of people, especially politicians, talk out.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Of their backsides.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, but that kind of idiomatic speech doesn't require breathing
out of the rear end.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Uh like a blowhole.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
In point of fact, I doubt anyone has ever considered
using their rear end to breathe.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Sometimes they say you should breathe through your eyelids, but
you know that's just people on hallucinogenics.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I've never heard that before. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
As you know, I love reading science news websites, don't you, though, Yeah,
I don't always understand what I'm reading. But according to
a popular news blog, Science News, medical doctor and stem
cell biologist, Takanori ta Kebe.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Oh, that guy knows some stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Recently performed the first human trial of butt breathing.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Guys, this is a real thing. I can exhale. I'm
just having problems on the inhale.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Right, same. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
When his father caught in pneumonia and was put on
a ventilator, Tacabe was a.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Gast ah get it a gas?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
He was aghast at about how awful were and figure
there must be another way. And while some scientists are
working on oxygenating blood intravenously, to Kebe envisioned a more.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Creative route. A creative route. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Inspiration struck when a graduate student brought a book into
Kebe's lab that described how various animals get oxygen through
their skin, genitals, or their stomach. With his background in
gastro enterology, to Kebe knew that the human intestinal track
is rich in blood vessels. That's why enemas can deliver
medicine to the bloodstream.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Oh, absolutely sure. You probably get animals all the time.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
You don't know that. I bet you do, though you
don't know it. What's the thing where they put the
fluid back there? That's an enema? Right, what kind of fluid?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Billy?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I did a thing called butt chugging once with beer.
I always thought that was funny.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I find it's really not about me and about people
that can breathe through their behind.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
All right.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
So to Kebe suspective that perhaps the oxygen could pass
from the intestines into the bloodstream. So he hears something
called perfluora decalin, which can carry oxygen into the body
and carbon dioxide out, and animal tests were successful. Each
four hundred mili liter dose boosted pigs blood oxygen levels
for about nineteen minutes at a time.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Now he's tested the fluid on people too.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Overall, the process was well tolerated, except for the group
getting the largest dose, a whopping one point five liter anima.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Most of that call hard had to stop because of
the stomach pit. That's a that's a one and a half.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Leaders, It hurts, very little tummy, soo Leaders of coke,
little big coke bottle.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
That's kind of amount of fluid we're talking here.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Now here's the thing. Not being able to tolerate the high dose.
That is a problem, apparently.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Because since this butt breathing is going to be a
thing here pretty soon, maybe according to this the butt
breathing might soon be a real medical thing. That's what
I just said, breathing. Well, now does it take my question?
Now that it's a thing, does it take equipment? Do
you need ap baratus or is it just something that
(05:02):
they have to teach you how to do?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I got you.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I know what she's saying. You could asphyxiate. Oh, stop yourself,
Thank you very much. I could probably think of some more,
but I won't because you don't need that.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Well, as long as you're willing to ask the question.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah, as long as you're willing to ask the question. Right,
thank you. That's great. Okay, exciting news, guys. Good golly,
Miss Molly. This is nightmare Fuel. A California man installed
some security cameras under the back of his house. I'm
gonna put this on the big screen in the studio
here because I want you guys to describe what did
he find crawling out from under his home.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Hey, it's a big old bear. It's not a little bear.
It's a giant bear.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
He installed the security cameras around the back of his
house because he noticed some things had been knocked over
and moved around. So then he discovered with his camera
a bear poking up out of the crawl space entrance.
The five hundred pound beast had taken up residents underneath
this California man's home.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
You know, they do that around winter time and whatnot.
They couldn't find a good cave. But there's this guy
with this house and the whole underneath part is just
wide open. That happened to John Walton years ago. You
know his place up there in Colorado. Where's his place Breckenridge. Yeah, Brack. Brad,
(06:17):
It's caught Bract. We got it, Brack. Probably you guys
got it Brack. We caught Brack. He has a house
in Breckenridge, and uh, you know, back many years ago,
a bear, I think maybe even a family a bear, uh,
decided to hibernate underneath his house one winter, and he
thought he could just run it off, you know, maybe
(06:39):
scare it, smoke it out, scream at it or you know,
or let Laney scream at it or something, you know,
and then it would take off running. No, it was
quite cozy there. So he went to the city authorities
and he said, I got a bear under my house.
You guys need to come get this as you know. Yeah,
we don't get bears.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Uh. And it wasn't like they were afraid to get
a bear. No, there's probably some environmental there's a.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Lull protecting that bear. If anybody's leaving a house, it's you.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
But yeah, that's the bear's house. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
That's kind of like the illegal invaders coming into this country.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
They immediately have the rights, you know what I was
just thinking about.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
In Colorado, the hippies refer to Breckenridge as Breck, right,
But in Australia, breakfast is breck or Brecky. Do you
think there's ever been a case where there was a
hippie or like a surfer guy from Australia and he
met a snowboarder from California and they were both talking
about Breck and it was a long conversation and they
didn't know they were both talking about two totally different things.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
It had to have happened. I want to believe it did.
I'm sure it did.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
That's one in Ded's don't Ever Date Walton and Johnson
Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
And a few quick reminders, folks.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
We will be at the Southern Star Brewing Company Saturday
night for Kill Jesse. It is a stand up comedy thing.
So if you want to go to that. That is
in Conroe, Texas. All right, that helps.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
If I'm in Georgia someplace, I'm thinking probably gonna miss it.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Southern Star Brewing Company is like, it's way north of Houston,
but it would technically be in the Houston area.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Yeah, in Conroe Woodlands. It's all connected.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Now.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
There was a time years and years ago when you
could drive out of the city of Houston and then
you would drive into the country and then you would
drive into another little city, right, and now all that
country has gone, ye, the open air land. Now it's
just more and more and more Houston.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Yeah, it never really ends. Yeah, there's no country at all.
Conro's become the suburbs, even though it once time it wasn't.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
You got to go further north before you get into
country roads.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
All right, So that's Saturday night, and you can get
information about that. It's a Southern Star Brewing Company website
or at Jessesfunny dot com. It's a Jesse Peyton thing
I'm doing with him, you know, it's one of the
comedy things we do in the meantime. If you are
somebody that handles the budget for your business, if you're
the chief treasury executive whatever you call it financial officers CFO,
(09:01):
and you have a surprise at the end of the
year and you're trying to figure out what to do
with it, can we encourage you please make a tax
deductible donation at WHEELCHAIRSFO Warriors dot org.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
It will make you feel so.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Much better about yourself to know very important that a
disabled military veteran very worthy of a wheelchair that did
not get it from the VA hospital like you think
they would has the ability to enjoy a high quality
of living thanks to you and your generous donation, and
you can write it off.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
If the VA even gave the people in need a wheelchair,
a piece of crap, used piece of crap that probably
didn't do the guy any good at all, wasn't made
specifically for his needs. That's why Wheelchairs for Warriors stepped
in because they found the need.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
That's it right, Billy had explained it perfectly. People will
sometimes ask us, because this is a charity that's very
important to us, what Wheelchairs for Warriors?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Why do you guys do that? Because there's a need
for it.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
It's hard to believe, but a lot of these disabled
military veterans aren't getting the wheelchairs they need, even though
we send billions of dollars to Ukraine.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
It's just sad the way we treat our own people
and we just give all the money to foreigners and
foreign countries. Some of the foreigners are here and some
of that will get here pretty soon, and then if
they're not here, we'll send it over to them in
their country, but won't help out the people that volunteered
to serve America in other news.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Here's another thing we saved for you for the end
of the show. You all like Dolly Parton, Well, who
don't everybody likes? Do everybody likes DOLLI right? Dolly Parton
has some advice for bald men. Bald men, you know,
women are attracted to bald men oft, so they kind of.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Have to be. There's a lot of that going around.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
An old clip at Dolly Parton's gone viral on the internet.
A bald man asks her if he should get a
wig or stay the way he is, funny man, and
here is her answer.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
I know that you have a lot of experience wearing wigs.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Yeah, and I wonder should I use roguain, should I
get a wig?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Or should I stay the way I am?
Speaker 4 (10:55):
I think you should stay the way you are, because
just because you've lost your buzz, don't you're not a peach.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
For those of you who don't speak country accident, she said,
because you lost your fuzz doesn't mean you're not a peach. Yeah,
and further, I don't think that needed try and lighton. Yeah,
I understand it.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
I got it right away. Yeah, why'd you try? Why?
Some people don't get that? Yeah, Well, Anyway, Look, Bruce
Wellis got a lot of checks. I think you'll be fine. Yeah,
he'd be eight.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Hey, we got a new sponsor. Really exciting news. Everybody
sponsors lining the.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Show is sponsored by Christmas Shopping. It's the time of
the year when you buy good presents for people on
your nice list, and even better presents for the people
on your naughty list.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
All right, Uh, y'all are familiar with one of the
biggest music groups in the nineteen nineties, the Fujis.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
It was y Cleft Jean Lauren Hill.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
It's another kind of Apple team and the guy you
never hear about Prose prose Mchel Fuji's founder member pros
Mcal has been sentenced to fourteen years for illegal Obama
campaign funding scheme. Whoa praz illegally funneled millions in foreign
money to Obama's twenty twelve reelection campaign.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Why didn't Obama just give him one of them autopin
pardons let him out?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
I don't think he knew at the time, or maybe
he didn't know that he'd get caught. Can he do
it retroactively? I don't think so. He was actually convicted
in April at twenty twenty three on ten federal counts
a while ago a year and a half ago, including
conspiracy and acting as an unregistered foreign agent. The triald
featured testimony from actor Leonardo DiCaprio and former US Attorney
(12:31):
General's Jeff Sessions. Federal prosecutors argued that the rapper Proz
betrayed his country for money and lied apologetically and unrelentingly
to carry out his schemes, telling the court the recommended
penalty under federal guidelines was life in prison. Oh boy,
prosecutor said Praz accepted more than one hundred and twenty
million dollars from a Malaysian businessman named Low Take Joe
(12:56):
Low Take Joe, widely known as Joe Low, and routed
some of that money through straw donors to access the
Obama campaign events.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Okay, then, ye, anyway, he's going to prison.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
So well, that's what happens when you breaked the law
in there.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
The guy was famous for decades and enjoyed celebrity status,
and then one day it's like, all right, now you're
going to be in prison for a while.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Do you mean, like oj, what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Like?
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Did he what was? What was? Did He's sentence. I
don't remember now.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Was it fourteen four years two months for the prostitution thing?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Yeah, fifteen months it dropped some of the stuff off, yeah,
fifty months.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Speaking of legal stuff, Trump announced a pardon for the
Honduran ex president. Some people are confused why. It's pretty simple.
Hernandez was framed to remove him from office. He was
convicted on the basis of testimony from two convicted drug traffickers,
both of whom were released from prison and returned for
their testimony. It was Biden law fair. So that's why
Trump pardoned this guy. In case you carry is why
(13:55):
that's in the New York Times.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
It was a little confusing because he's going after drug runners,
narco te arrists and whatnot out in the out in
the water and blowing them up. At the same time
releasing somebody who, you know, according to the people that
put him in jail, is a drug runner, ran a
narco terrorist.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
So but apparently that's kind of a Black Mailey thing.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Which one of these stories you think is gonna be uh,
which one do you think is a bigger news story?
Double tapping that boat and and killing the narco terrors?
Running their drugs are the uh Tim Walls billion dollar
fraud from Minnesota and the Somalians.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
It's a good question.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
I'm guessing it'll be the pet Hagsath thing because it
makes which one do.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
You think should be the bigger news story the Tim
Walls thing, So which one will be the other thing?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
And they have explained why.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
One of our listeners, Tom here, he said, it was
absolutely right to double tap that boat.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
It's a matter of safety.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Them bleeding heart liberals that want the Coastguard to intercept
the boat, go aboard, arrest the terrorists and all that
kind of fact that that ain't gonna happen. Okay, we
are dealing with a terrorist group. It wouldn't be nothing
for them to just fill a boat with explosives, monitor
it from a distance with a cell phone device, and
(15:13):
blow it up when the coast guard boards the boat.
Or you just ram the coast Guard vessel with a
boat filled with explosives, you know, like a car bomb.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
You know people do that. I don't know if you've
ever heard about that or not.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
It is better and safer for our guys, the good guys,
to destroy and sink the boat from a distance.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Wow, that's why they're doing it that way. That's something man,
So when I we're clear.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
On that, right, sure, all right, I'd like to think
you go away from the show this morning learning a
little more than you knew the day you woke up.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Well, you know what John used always say, don't.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Forget boys and girls to eat it every day.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Hey again, you've reached the end of the Walton and
Johnson podcast. Good for you. That means you listened all
the way to the end. Does it mean we're going
away now never to be heard again?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
No, no, no, there will be a new show tomorrow. Oh
thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or we're off work.
But as always, you could go to waltonand Johnson dot
com and you could find all kinds of cool stuff there.
Our news blog, links to our social media accounts. Believe
it or not, our personal lives are very boring. If
you comment on our social media pages, we might reply yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear from you.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Yeah, so what's the big deal. Go to Walton Johnson
dot com today. I'm told there's a store. Oh yes,
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