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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I want you to imagine that you were recently accused
of infidelity. Pretend you're in a relationship and you were
accused of cheating on your spouse. All your friends, your
co workers, your in laws, everybody was talking about it.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
And then pretty hard for me to imagine that. And
then it's some I know, you I know.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
And then at some point time passed and everybody forgot
and they moved on. And the second they all forgot
about it, you started walking around accusing other people of infidelity.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Hey, that guy, he was cheating on his old lady.
Oh well, that just draws the attention back on me,
don't it. That is correct? Bill? Yet, that was a brilliant, imaginabal,
imaginary situation, you know what I mean. I love it.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Imagine you were accused of doing something wrong, and the
second everybody forgot that you did that thing or that
you were accused of it, suddenly you started talking about
how other people.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
It would just remind everybody. Wait a second, weren't you.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
The guy that we all thought was cheating on his
wife or stealing from the office supply closet or whatever
it is accusing you of.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
He didn't take printer paper, did he Well, they are
really cracking down on that around here. Why they really
cracked down on the printer paper. Well, I think it
was when you were trying to wheel it out on
a dolly that they thought maybe you'd done a little
you'd gone too far, right, Okay, Well, all that being said, uh,
for quite a while here, for four years, a lot
of people wondered, is Joe Biden? Okay? Is he healthy?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Is he?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Oh? I never wondered. I knew he was not. Okay, brag,
but you get that.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
That was a national conversation, and we were told he
is sharp as a tack, good to go every day,
rock solid, don't worry about old Biden. For two thirds
of Americans, maybe even three quarters, it was abundantly obvious
something was wrong. But that last little portion of people
that voted for him that put him there, whether you know,
honestly or dishonestly, they could not come to terms with
(01:48):
the fact that the guy they put in the White
House was using an auto pen signature, and he was
disappearing for weeks at a time, and Hm, Trump disappeared
for two days.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
He did remember last week. The other day was gone
for a couple of days over the weekend, and he
holds press conferences pretty much every day. So they immediately
noticed where Trump go. Is that what started the whole Uh?
Trump's did a rumors and he has a liver spot
on his hand.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Oh no, They're like, this eighty year old man has
some discoloration on the back of his hand.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Nearly eighty, right, seventy nine? Yeah, And I was like,
all right, fine, okay, he's old, younger than Jovo. Sure.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
And so with all that taken place, Trump was back
yesterday and doing a press conference.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Do it all. He was back meantime you're telling that
one Polish dude to go get a new job because
you pretty much suck at this one. But anyway, okay,
we'll get out. It's news, it'll come out.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
So Peter Deusey asks a question at the press conference,
is another one of those marathon press conferences. Trump's standing
at the lectern or the podium or whatever we're calling
it now, and why doesn't he just sit down at
the desk? Well, because he's got a room full of people.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
He's in the oval office. You know, you see the
couch and the rug. That rug, Well, they got the
stain out and so instead of sitting at his desk,
he's standing at a podium next to the desk.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
So Peter Deucy asked the question we had all wondered.
You know what famous Mark Twain once said was, you know,
the rumors about my death vastly exaggerated, greatly, greatly exaggerated.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
And second time we talked about Mark Twain this morning,
I felt really.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
And anyway, so Peter Deucy asked the question, how did
you find out you were dead? You know, he's standing
there for a long time, talking, looking sharp, looking sharp
as attack. You might say, okay, And Peter Deucy asked
the obvious question.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Social media trend over the weekend? How did you find
out over the weekend that you were dead?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
You see that?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
No, people didn't see him for a couple of days,
one point three million user engagements as of Saturday morning
about you worked demise.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Really, I didn't see that, you know, I have heard
it's sort of crazy. But last week I did numerous
news conferences, all successful. They were very well, like this is.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Going very well.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
And then I didn't do any for two days and
they said there must be something wrong with him. Biden
wouldn't do him for months you wouldn't see him, and
nobody ever said there was ever anything wrong with him,
and we know he wasn't in the greatest of shape.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
No I heard that.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
I get reports, now you knew. I did an interview
that lasted for about an hour and a half with
somebody and everybody. So that was on one of your competitors.
I did numerous shows and also did a number of
truths long tru so I think pretty twining trus.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Oh truth post. You guys don't get to play this card.
You don't sit down. You know Trump doesn't seem healthy.
Is he slowed it?
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Like?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
What's wrong with Trump?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Go f yourself like there's no way in hell anyone's
taking you seriously, every one of these people, Jim Pisasse
and all the other MSNBC cretans and the vultures that
he says, wrote a book about how they were the
heroes that discovered Joe Biden's brain was broke.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
It just right there, at the last moment, just in time,
we picked up on it. Oh this is they're they're
living in this fantasy world. And that one point three
million exchanges or Internet posts of some kind that the
reporter asked about you. I think that was pretty much
all politicians, all liberals just oh, they were just rooting
(05:26):
for the death stories to be true.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Isn't that amazing? I you know, I talked to liberals.
I have friends, family members, I'm friendly. I'm a nice guy.
I don't know why I'm nice to them, but I am.
And they're all texting me and messaging me earlier. They're like, oh, Kenny,
what are you going to do when you find out
Trump's dad? I was like, you must think we don't
remember what you did. Look, I'm not going to rub
your face in it. But you were the people telling
(05:50):
us Biden was doing great. You you person in my
Instagram chat room.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
And how did they describe I think it was a
gutfelt that described Biden as an ice cream cone melting
in the sun on the Delaware beach. Well, then it
his brain was melting like a scoop of ice cream.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
What if I told you none of you have any
credibility anymore and you're just gonna have to sit this
one out. Maybe no, not you, the people making these
allegations them. So again, I go back to my original
point here. If you've been accused for years of cheating
on your wife and Almshadden and everyone forgets about it.
It's probably not a good time to bring it up again,
because now we're all reminded.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
That's what the Democrats are doing.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Most of us had moved on from the Joe Biden thing.
We get it, the auto pen signature's brain was broken.
Maybe some of these executive orders weren't constitutional. Yeah yeah, yeah,
it's not even really being discussed right now. But now,
because you guys did that earlier this week, now I
want to talk now.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I want to talk about it again.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Sure, I want to talk about your inability to grasp
onto reality. You think Trump's unhealthy? Look, nobody's asking Trump
to run laps. Nobody's suggesting that he could participate in
the Bobby Kennedy Junior Pete Hagsath challenge.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
No one's suggesting that.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
But we know that if Joe Biden did it or
tried it, he'd probably die.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Well, yeah, it wouldn't even I mean, could he do
one push up? No, in five ten minutes or five
or ten days. I think he can do a push up.
I doubt he even remembers what a push up is.
Most likely not, it's just sad. It's just sad. A
lot of the Trump actually mentioned Trump derangement syndrome yesterday
in one of his news conferences or one of his
(07:30):
little speeches. He was giving you don't normally see the
person who is the subject of the derangement syndrome bringing
it up himself, but he said, yeah, that these people.
I don't know if he was talking about the Chicago
mayor and governor of Illinois or if he was talking
about somebody else, but he's like, well, they obviously they're
suffering from Trump derangement syndrome. And I just saw the
(07:53):
story about a former Chicago police chief, not the current
police chief, but a former chief in the Windy City.
Let me guess, not an old black lady. No, okay,
because that's what they do now.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Everybody, every police chief of every big city is now
an old black lady.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
This guy says that the Democrats fear the Trump crime
crackdown in Chicago because it would work. Huh. It's the
same reason they didn't want them to do it in
DC and didn't want them to bring them back in
the summer. Remember, he brought the National Guard into Los
Angeles and we were told that was against the law,
(08:29):
and you'll probably have to be impeached for that.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
They want you to confuse the National Guard with ice agents,
which sure is happening, whether you like it or not.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
That's right. Their federal government is in charge of immigration.
The States are not. Sorry, That's how it works. They
would like for you to hate Donald Trump more than inflation,
more than crime, more than war. You should hate Donald
Trump more than all of these things, more than all
the open borders that we were dealing with, more of
the You should hate Trump more than you hate fentanyl
(08:59):
and other ill legal drugs ruining the lives of Americans
every day, more than children being killed by illegals, more
than the homeless epidemic, abortion, cult of death, more than
the possibility of nuclear armageddon. Hate Trump more than you
hate all of those things, and you'll be a good
(09:22):
little liberal.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yay.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
To be fair, I've never tried fentanyl. I mean, how
do you know you're gonna hate it? You know, I
was just thinking of something dying. A lot of these
people talk about how bad it is. You know, it
hadn't killed me or you yet, has it? It's really popular.
You haven't done it, but not that you know of
now they say they do sneak some of that fentanyl
in some of them other drugs. Kenny's probably taken. You
know what other drugs am I taking espresso in the marn.
(09:46):
I don't know what they do with burning Man other
than kill Russians.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
I think, if there's one thing I think everyone in
this room would agree on, I have way too much
anxiety to do drugs in front of people. At burning Man,
I think, yeah, I don't think I want what happened?
How many Russians did they kill? There were Russians everywhere
at burning Man.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Well one lest now they identified that dead dude at
burning Man and his name was like a Victor but
with like a K and a backwards are and stuff
like that dude.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
They were all over the place. That was something that
blew my mind about burning.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Man because the second here.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
If there's one thing you know about me, I talked
to strangers, true God, oh very much. Everywhere I went
at burning Man, I was meeting young men of fighting
age from Ukraine, Russia and Israel. And every time I
asked them the same question, I was like, why would
your political leader let you leave the war to come here?
And every time They looked all nervously at each other
like they weren't supposed to be at Burning Man.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Huh, his name's not Victor, it's Vadim. Uh close enough
for me. Are you sure the Ruski name? Are you
sure that's a Russian name? It could be paul Ish
or something. The Pershing County, I guess that's where Burning
Man was, right. The Sheriff's office there identified the dead
man at Burning Man a thirty seven year old Vadim
Kruglov of Russia. Oh yeah, that's definitely Russian, for sure.
(11:04):
He was living in Tacoma, Washington. His body was out
at the festival. Police identified him using fingerprints, asking the
public for help figuring out who he was. They finally
got there. His death is now being investigated as a homicide, Yes,
stabbing death. And didn't you say you left early? I did? Yeah?
Huh hmm, no, no, no, hang on a second here. Well,
(11:26):
I'm just saying, if the police call or somebody shows
up at the door, I think we're gonna have to
throw you out in the hall.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I don't know if you're aware of this or not,
but I am very friendly with Russian plates instructors. I
would never you think he did that. I don't know
if he did pilates or not, but I bet he.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Knows one man, I don't think so. It is a
little suspicious. Somebody kills this rousky dude at Burning Man,
where you happen to be, and then you suddenly decide
a change of plans. I think I'll just ski daddle
on out here a little early. Sounds suspicious. If I
was a cop, that was a homicide investigator, oh, I'd
(12:06):
have you in a little room, sitting in a une,
even a chair. You know they cut the legs funny
on those chairs when they put you in an interrogation
room so that you can't be comfortable. It's always, you know,
you're sliding and just rocking back and forth. And then
they put that bright light in your eyes. That's when
you're going to start. Go ahead, go ahead, just get
in front of it. Can he tell your story? I
(12:28):
don't know if you know. Did you and the victor
there or Vadim? Why didn't Why didn't y'all get it off?
I have two rock solid alibis for this one. Number one.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I didn't want to be there when they were burning
the effigies because I'm a Catholic, and I find.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
That to be pagan. I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Number two, I love an Irish exit, right true. Don't
you known me a long time? Don't I love leaving
parties without announcing it?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Oh? I thought you meant the drink? Is that available?
That's an Irish car bomb? I think is that I
did one of those in the parking lot. Nice regular Thursday,
Come on Thursday, Walton and Johnson Radio Network. Oh, I
gotta ask you a question real quick. Have you followed
this story about the white woman that won't kill Trump?
Speaker 5 (13:13):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Us, they let her out. She was in prison jail
and they quietly released her. And the guy who released
her was the dude who, well, he's judged with a
history of problems with Trump. Even his daughter was benefiting
off the nngos that Trump defunded.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
And I said that, Well, the rumors over the weekend
that Trump had died didn't satisfy them enough, so they
decided to let this woman out of jail who had
gone to Washington, d C. With the express plan to
kill It's almost like they wanted that to happen. I know. Yeah,
Now have you seen a picture of this woman? If
you followed the story close enough you probably noticed. Look
(13:50):
at his lady. She just looks like a regular white lady.
Regular lator just took a picture in front of the
White House fence there with a White House in the background.
Her name is Natalie Joan. She looks like a Natalie.
She's fifty. She looked good at fifty. You're taking care
of herself. She's not all wrinkly or nothing like that. Boy,
you love white women, And I'm just saying, not this one.
Because when they said she, you know, was killing Donald Trump,
(14:14):
I forget. Its like these people to drive around with
a gun and the truck in the car and it's
happened to drive by the White House and the next thing,
you know, you know, they said, well, they was trying
to assassinate the president or something like this. No, she
was very bold about the fact that she openly shared
her desire not to just kill President Trump, but to
(14:35):
dismember him. Dismember. She went into detail about this, saying
that I sacrificially killed I think is the word they
keep using. Said that she would uh not only kill
Donald Trump, but she would disembowel him with a blade.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Sacrificially like like like in an old movie and the
like I've like Indiana Jones or something.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
I think that's what that means. She said, I would
be willing to sacrificially kill President Trump by disemboweling him
and cutting out his trachea. That's very specific. Yes it is,
and that is some terrorist stuff right there. Yet not
a big problem for the law enforcement world. That discussed me.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
And yet I'm also kind of impressed that she used
the word trachia in a sentence. You don't hear that
very often. You don't really what I know it's in there.
Is it the throat or something else.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yeah, technically I think she probably should have gone with
his you know, larenx larynx voice box if you will,
But you know, trachia probably covers the whole thing. I'm
kind of impressed. We knew these words, might we never
use them, but sometimes that seventh grade biology, it's Dick Clifie.
I haven't thought about the trachea the larynax in years, decades.
Probably she did travel from New York to DC to
(15:55):
carry out her plans after she openly announced her plans.
I think she posted it. I don't know if this
was a yeah, probably like whatever that thing did. Is
that's her? That's her? Oh yeah, that's her talking. Yeah yeah,
And they're about to cut somebody's heart out.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Boy, these white these white suburban liberal women have really
gone tribal.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Can I say that, mister h or is that rich?
All right? Okay? In this case it's okay. White ladies,
you know how they ask? Sure, Yeah, I ain't gonna
get with this one. That's for show. I'm terrified. This
is just the derangement syndrome is getting worse. I don't
know if there's a vaccine for it or not, but
perhaps they should come up with one.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
And I might remind everybody there was never a need
to assassinate Biden. There wouldn't have been a point.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
No, he wouldn't be in president anyway.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
No.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Do you see the Trump's idea. Instead of a picture
of Biden on the wall, they shaid, they want to
take a picture of the auto pen. Yeah, and make
that the official presidential picture of Biden's four years in office. Dude,
that would be so funny. And the role of pictures
goes like this, Trump auto pin Trump.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
That would be the greatest troll in the history of
the presidency.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
It does kind of seem like something he'd be capable
of pulling off. Oh. Absolutely. He also said he wanted
to revoke Rosie o'donnald's citizenship. I guess because she moved away,
she still has terrible, horrible things to say about this country,
or at least when it's you know, run by Trump,
so maybe she needs to stay away.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
The latest one is Robin Wright, the actress from House
of Cards or Forrest Gump, and then Ellen DeGeneres also
is like, wow, that's three shorthaired, ugly women from Hollywood
who all left the country because they hate Trump.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Robin Right is not ugly. I mean, she can be
less attractive in certain movies, but they do that on purpose.
She can actually be a very attractive woman.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Well, you know what my grandma always said, You're only
as pretty as you act, mister Kenneth.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Your grandmother's yeah, you took nothing from its hold.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
Look, all we're saying is that we want representation. Okay,
if Republicans are going to have beautiful girls with perfect
in their ads, we want ads for Democrats too. You know,
we want ugly fat bitches wearing pink wigs and long
ass fake nails being loud and tworking on top of
a cop car at a waffle house because they didn't
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get extra catchup. You know, just because we're the party
of ugly people doesn't mean we can't be featured in ads. Okay,
and I know most of us are too fat to
wear jeans, are too ugly to go outside, but we
want representation.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
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