Cajun Trump Meets Russian Trump - FRI 5.1

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Have you ever been called by a polster on the phone?
Have you ever like when they're getting ready for election time?
Or are you ever one of the guys?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Nope, nut once, I'd take the bowl. Then again, I
don't answer my phone list I know who's calling ahead
of time, you know, Sam, So I've probably missed out
on it.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
If you got to the bottom of an escalator in
a mall, a place you'd never go, and there was
a guy standing there with a clipboard, would you talk
to him?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Mind if I ask you a couple of questions. Listen
to the.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Two questions that were asked by base Lie and Associates
Incorporated about Dan Patrick's proposed ban on THHD. There are
two viewpoints being presented, and I will read them to you.
Option one. THHC products need to be banned in Texas
because we need to protect children and adults from dangerous

(00:48):
THHC products that are causing erratic behavior, severe mental and
sometimes permanent brain damage, and even death.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
My goodness, that sounds very, very bad, and we should
do what they say death.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Do you know anyone that's ever died from low grade
THHC products that they bought in a strip mall?

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Everybody that has ever done THCHC will die, not right away, necessarily,
it might be forty years.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Would you agree that, even if you don't like THHC products,
that they present the first option a little silly?

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Would you agree they're not wrong? I mean, the ultimate
outcome of life, you're gonna die, get over it.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
In addition to being a little hyperbolic here, it's also
a little redundant. They say THHC products twice and erratic behavior,
severe mental and sometimes permanent brain damage, mental brain damage?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Mental? Was the guy that wrote this high? Would be
my question? Maybe? Yeah? Now that is option one? Can
I read option two to you real quick? I want
to hear more.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
THHC products should remain available in Texas because they offer
Texans the freedom to get high for many people.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Okay, that's not the argument I think probably should have
gone with right away. Who oh, we just really have
to get high? That's not really the only reason people
use THHC products.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Who wrote this, dude? I am telling you the guy
that wrote this was high out of his mind.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
This guy was high on pots or something uh or worse.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Guys, this is the silliest pole I they and I
read the story and then there's a link to the poll,
and they never really tell you the headline. Sixty two
percent of Republican primary voters agree we need to ban
THHD products. And then you click the link and you
realize that's what's being asked. Do you now that I've
read it to you, do you believe the legitimacy of

(02:42):
the pollout?

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Absolutely not. That's just this is comically stupid. I mean,
this is real. It's great anyway. I I mean just
notice that, by the way, this is people on our
side that did this.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
And you have a personal interest in this a you
live in tech and something about that product or the
products that you enjoy. I believe.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
I'm just gonna say it out loud because it's early
and I don't care the low grade THHC products that
they sell in strip malls in Texas. My friends don't
use them. They're not powerful enough, right, that's not getting
a job done. That's not strong enough. From my vide
you told them about Heywood Harvest. Oh Heywoodharvest dot com
promo code WJ. Nobody died from using promo code w

(03:29):
wn J. I'm sorry, right, maybe those products were a
little too powerful I couldn't remember the promo code. It
must be your problem, man. Oh no, man, must be
It means I'm gonna die.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
That's it. Of course we're anyway, So all right, Well
that's not the big news of the day.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
The big news of the day is that Donald Trump's
getting together with Vladimir Putin in Alaska to discuss a ceasefire.
And no matter what happens, if he negotiates the ceasefire
or if he doesn't, liberals are going to tell you
it's because he's controlled by Putin.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Well, of course, you know.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
What I was thinking about this morning. I was taking
out the garbage and walking Milton, and I was thinking about,
you know, who would make this more fun, the ceasefire negotiation.
Imagine Donald Trump's accent, imagine Putin's accent, and then imagine
if we threw Jeff Landrian.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Oh yeah, that would be nice.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Russian queens, New York cajun and the three of them
just hanging out, Just three bros, vastly different backgrounds, surprisingly
similar guys, actually alpha males who are have a good
sense of humor, I mean by Russian standards.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
I'm told that Putin he's just laugh a minute in Russia. Huh.
I feel like that would be to me, that would
be the ultimate dinner party. That would be fun.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Cajun Trump, regular Trump and Russian Trump. I would really
enjoy that. Can we call him over now? I don't
know what time that's set for. I know apparently he's
on his way now. It's a long way to Alaska
for both of them, but I a little closer to
home than Alaska. Got this little tropical disturbance thing going

(05:05):
on that just was in the Bay of Campeache and
now it's in the southern Gulf of America and it's
moving towards the southern tip of Texas, just the tip,
just the tip. Brownsville is definitely within the cone of uncertainty.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
As they say, oh no, not browns When we were
looking at this little orange blob on the radar Monday,
it's like a twenty percent chance of it turning into something.
Now fifty percent chance of it, and they meet like
getting a name, so they don't on this radar anyway.
They don't give you a wind speed or any of

(05:41):
the information that you might want from this until they
give it a name. Right now, it's just an area
of interest I have a friend.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
He's very smart. He's a neurotic jew, and he's obsessed
with weather news, meteorological phenomenon and that sort of thing.
So you know, he knows what he's talking about. And
he says not to worry about this one. And believe me,
he wants to worry. I would say, don't worry about
any of them. But you know, do the necessary precautions
ahead of time in case you are concerned. You and

(06:12):
your common sense, you and your rational thinking. Steve, don't
you ever get sick of I know I need to
knock it off. Yeah, being healthy all the time?

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Good morning, Why are you so happy? End of the week,
End of the Week, Friday, Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
But it was close enough that I actually envisioned him
chasing the ladies round and round. You know, it's fine.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
This song is called Bargain Bucket from a band called
MFC Chicken off an album called Milk Chicken Okay, And
on the cover of the album it is a picture
of a TV dinner what appears to be a chicken
covered with gravy and bananas.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Eh no, no, what's up with that?

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Well, you know, give the people what they want Steve
potassium and that's.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Some goody. Yeah, it is probably pretty easy to peel
those off if you didn't want them.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Greetings kids, It's a Friday here on the Walton Johnson Show.
You may notice our live stream on social media and
don't mind us just having fun here on a Friday.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Good to be alive. Woke up, still not dead again
today I'm not dead. Feels good. Yeah, I enjoy it
immensely not being dead. Any fun plans for the weekend?
The usual? How about you? You know? Yeah, same thing.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Hi to Hooker's dead body and say traffic cocaine, maybe
you know, steal some cars. Catalytic converters sounds about right
here in the Houston area. I am told we are
now the number one location for catalytic converter resale, so right, yeah,
I want to cash in on that.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yeah. How many catalytic converters do you have on your car? Now? Oh?

Speaker 1 (07:45):
I mean you add a couple, you know. I sold
mine and the car works. Fine, it's just kind of loud.
Well yeah, yeah, it doesn't really matter to me. You
could patch those holes that you could in, you know,
speaking of patch those holes, what's this guy's name? William
Mullins Cloud, age fifty three.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
He's a South Carolina lawyer, and I'm sure fine Southern
gentleman as well.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
This is a great news story because it just goes
to show you that in twenty twenty five, politicians really
have no shame. This guy in South Carolina back in May,
he's an attorney, probably ingested some kind of a drug
or something we don't know, took off all his clothes,
ran naked through the streets to Charleston, South Carolina, screaming

(08:28):
the N word, referring to himself as both God and Superman,
and apparently making some kind of denigration of Republicans as
he did it, suggesting some violent I don't know exactly,
threatening to kicking opponent's effing teeth in. O opponent, I
should explain that this this Monday, he decided.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Three months later he wants to run for governor. Yeah,
now he's a Democrat enough that that matters. The one
who's you know, out there running around crazy saying things
and the Republican is the guy he wanted to kick
his teeth in. Yeah, he knows this video exists. It's
a it's not like it's a clip. It's almost thirty
five minutes long, right of him just being a psycho

(09:11):
and it just happened.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
It's not like when Beto O'Rourke had a oh this
is what three musaca.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yeah, it didn't Beato once get drunk could try to
flee the scene of an accident.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
But he did that when he was twenty or something. Yeah,
so long ago. Who cares?

Speaker 2 (09:24):
But yeah, this guy just a couple of months ago.
He's with the police and doing all this. And so
Monday he announced he's running for governor.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
I mean this was during the twenty twenty five baseball
season we're talking about.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
We're talking about pretty recent here. Now. It made headlines
back in June when all of this or May when
it was happening, but mainly the headlines were in South Carolina.
Now it has become a nationwide story. I love this.
In his political Addy is literally clutching his pearls, like, oh,
you have no idea? How what a victim I am?
I'm sure he's a victim.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
And let's see what's his campaign promise here? Smart, tough?
Ready he didn't include naked or high on there?

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Or racist? Well yeah, right exactly. Yeah, but he's a Democrat.
So now we're being redundant.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Well true.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
I also saw that woman was at a yacht club,
that pretty blonde lady who died.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
The Yeah, and so.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Now they're suggesting that was the other big story today
that obviously besides Russia.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
This woman died at a yacht club.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
And she's a very beautiful Irish woman and she's recently
got engaged and divorced or split up. And Martha Nolan
o Slatara is her name, and she's on us. She's
engaged to a different guy than the person she's on
the boat with. She dies, he runs and gets help.
He's naked when it happens. And this happened at the

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mon Talk yacht club, which I guess is pretty bougie.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Well, it's quite no issue. It's the kind of place
where John Kerry would hang out at. I think, right
is that presumably I'm guessing the Trumps have probably been there.
I'm just gonna I'm out on a limb.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
It's a she's a very famous New York City designer,
they claim. And now this morning, earlier today, I was
listening to cable news Pundit's opine about this. Oh oh,
and I was curious to learn that some people are speculating.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
She might have been drying. She was not naked. The
guy that ran to get help was naked, which is
leading some.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
People to believe that maybe he was doing something with
her body that he wasn't supposed to be doing.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Hmmm. I don't know if that's true.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Obviously innocent, he'll proven guilty, but boy, I hear about that.
Kind of like the Gabby Potito thing a few years ago.
The media is probably not going to let this one
go right away because because she's hot. There's a pretty
blonde girl, and she died under mysterious circumstances, and boy,
you know, people do love a good murder mystery. If
this was just a run of the mill accident, it's that.

(11:53):
I don't think that explanation is going to be good
enough too. No, No, they want to believe that this
rich old man, that she was naked, he was naked
on a boat with her when she died, that he
was probably doing something wrong, and to be honest, possible
that he was.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
I have no idea. And maybe it's a big enough
boat that he could have been naked somewhere on the
boat or in a cabin on the boat and she
was somewhere else and he just happened to be naked
when the emergency erupted. It could have happened, I mean,
the coming out of the shower, perfect storm kind of thing.
Just bad timing.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Who among us isn't doing drugs on a multi million
dollar yacht completely naked when a woman that's not our
wife accidentally overdoses and dies, Oh.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Boy, it a million times?

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Who among us hasn't been there before? Yes, Jason Alden
was in Texas last night. That's a weird segue. But
I noticed a lot of politicians posting selfies with the
guy on social media earlier this morning, including Ken Paxton.
And no offense to Ken Paxton, because I'd rather vote
for him than John Cornyn in this upcoming Senate race.
But are we still going to pretend like Jason Alden's conservative?

(13:00):
You remember after Uvaldi you did that whole gun control
thing and and then he put out didn't he do
a music video about try that in a small town?

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Is that the same guy? I don't listen to country
not sure either. I don't know. Yeah, I couldn't say no.
I don't know either.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
But anyway, if you were at the Jason Aldean concert
last night Dallas Fort Worth, I'd imagine right now you're
probably a little dehydrated driving to work listening to us
in the morning. Good morning. Hopefully you get a coffee
and we help you get.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Over your hangover. We should get coffee too. I like coffee.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
That Yeah, day is Friday.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Friday. The best place stop this weekend.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Start this weekend.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
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