California Lib Crashes Out Again - FRI 8.2

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Have you guys seen the video the squirrel that's going
around attacking people in California saying it is so funny.
We posted it up. You could see it on my
Twitter account. I'm Kenny Webster. In case you didn't know
that we've all met. Yeah, I'm telling the listeners. Oh no,
the listener, we forgot who you were?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Mean will Maybe you did, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Maybe I wonder sometimes I feel like I don't get
the respect I deserve around here, so I get the
exact amount of respect you deserve. A well, you know,
Billy Ede says I shouldn't even get a vote, and
then for some reason he said that mister Oh should
only get three fifths of it.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
I thought that was a private conversation. Yeah, what is this?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
What do we vote on? And why don't I get
a full vote? You just meant, like in general, like
deciding what to do on the show. Sometimes we come
up in these ToIP breakers.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
You know, it's like me and Johnson and then the
two Kennis get together and we need like somebody to
step in and say which way we all to go.
But I'm not sure if three fifths of a vote
is enough to make break a tie.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yeah, where'd you get the three fifths from? I didn't understand.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
It's in the constitution. There's you know, the founding fathers
or somebody come up with something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
That's all. Well, I don't know much about that.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
I do. You shouldn't have investigated too far. Well, I've
already forgotten about it. We do have some good news
from Indiana, though. A mother whose family feared she was
kidnapped after she mysteriously vanished while their home was on fire,
was found over a week later in the woods, a
few miles from the property.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
The homes on fire, and at the same time they're
dealing with what they think is a kidnapping of their mom.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah, she's forty six years older. Name's Britney Gard. She'd
been missing for eight days before she was found alive
and taken to.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
A hospital in the woods. You say, I know, isn't
that weird?

Speaker 1 (01:38):
The mother was rescued after she called authorities requesting assistance
finding her way out of a wooded area, just she
kidnapped and taken to the woods. Did she say why
she was in the woods.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
It's a great question.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
The weirdest thing about it is it was only two
point five miles away from her home. She went missing
September thirtieth, was reported missing after she failed to show
up to her daughter's.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Volleyball game the following day. So this is really white
lady stuff for sure. Yeah, definitely. Was she in a
big old suv?

Speaker 3 (02:05):
You know how they like to white women, especially about
the white women that's like five foot two, love to
drive them five thousand pound SUVs and go, you know,
like one hundred miles an hour because they think they're
in a sports car or something.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
It's crazy. I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, And it's never the suv I would have picked, right,
It's always like an Armada or something like that.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Anyway, So they got.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
To load the entire team of nine year old soccer
players in that car.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
So they need a big one.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Makes sense? Yeah, yeah, well I can give them a
big one anyway. A thirteen year old daughter. Her thirteen
year old daughter hitched a ride home after the match,
only to find authorities waiting to inform her they couldn't
locate her.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Mom.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Your mama was missing, and your house burned down. The
house had already burned at this point. I think we're
where they taking her back to the burned out, charred
remains of her home.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
That was rude. That's a great question.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
The house is on fire, so Guard left everything behind,
including her person or car, adding the mystery. Firefighters responded
to reports of a small fire at the home the
day after she disappeared, but no one was on the
property at the time. A search party, you led by
Guard's four sisters, covered thirty five mile radius around Indianapolis.
They quickly ensued, but no one found any signs of

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the missing mom.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Were they looking too far away? Did they, you know,
set up a was like, okay, well it's been you know,
this many hours since she's been taken. They thought she
was taken, you know, And they didn't have Liam Neeson
with this particular set of skills to ruin their day,
So they just went out there and started randomly looking around.
She was two and a half miles from the house

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and they were probably looking like ten miles out.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Right, And the search party was covered by the news.
The sisters all got together, they had a press conference.
One of them was wearing an orange vest. They all
had on their tactical hats. But you noticed the one
what the one on the far left is wearing, and
this shirt could in this picture we're looking at. Could
someone explain her shirt to everybody?

Speaker 2 (03:55):
It's the Halloween tack a lantern.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Your sister's missing, you know where she is. We're gonna
go search the woods. You put on a festive Halloween
t shirt for this.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
She didn't have a more serious wardrobe which would have
been appropriate for the occasion.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
I mean, I don't know, Fine, whatever, her sister's missing.
I'm not gonna make fun of her, but it just
seemed like an odd choice.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Oh yeah, that's right, it's Halloween time.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
I'm put on my jack O lantern shirt sure before
I go find my sister's mangled body out in my woods.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Maybe it's the only orange thing she had and she
didn't want to get shot by a deer hunter.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
You know, that's actually a pretty good explanation.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Really, I'm supposed to wear like an orange hat or
a vest or something like that. I will say this though,
I've been hunting deer most of my life since I
was a kid, and I have never once shot something
that wasn't a deer when I thought it was. But
there's stories every hunting season about a guy shot his

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brother or his best friend because he thought it was
a deer.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Guy shot him. It was a black bear.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
No, it was a There have been stories of people
not far from where we're sitting right now who have
shop cows.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Because they thought it was a deer. Yeah, that's a
dumbash right there.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Well, you know, if you're interested, we have those Helen
Keller Memorial gun Range t shirts on our website and
you are very cute and you can get it in
bright orange for Halloween.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Do you think she should have worn something like that?
I would have. Yeah, I was. We have shirts.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
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(05:44):
can I get your opinion on the woman we're using
to model are a victim of public education shirt?

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Why is she sweaty?

Speaker 3 (05:52):
I mean, I'm pretty sure I know why she's sweaty,
but that's still something that popped into my head.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
No, No, she's not sweaty. She's glistening. Yeah, it's different. Yeah,
you know, women don't sweat, they perspire. And she looks
a little bit like if you just kind of glance over,
it looks a little bit like Christinome. She looks terrific.
I think I know you'd think so. Yeah, she's great. Yeah, anyway,
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Speaker 2 (06:17):
Kenny, do you know the gal? I don't know. Well,
you want to introduce yourself and ruin her.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Life, I'm gonna ruin your whole take on this. I
think that's an AI generated person. Most likely everything is
these days. Not even sure if all of you guys
are real. Now anyway, it's Halloween time, kids, and we
all love Halloween. But just one little bit of advice
this Halloween. My advice would be, don't go downtown or
do you know?

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Either way, why.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
Visit a clichde haunted house this Halloween when there's someplace
authentically terrifying downtown where you can take selfies in front
of abandoned store frucks, hear the screams of people finding
broken glass where they park their car and get chased
by real life zombies.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
You got a dollar with a scary face.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
She may not be a witch, but she is brewing
something onnesome that.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Don't take our word for it. Now.

Speaker 5 (07:08):
Sure we could have gone to the y and let
some teen in a wolf mask. How at us? But
instead we took the kids to the abandoned J. C.
Penny full of tweakers. It was awesome, right, kids?

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Still this Halloween go.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
A place so chilling even the cops won't go after
Doc Don Johny's over twenty four hours a day, seven
days a week, platitor, take the bus.

Speaker 6 (07:37):
Here's how you can spawn a zombie. Look for someone
who has a corpse like appearance, exhibits aggressive behavior, creps
human flesh, and utters incoherent moans and groans.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (07:46):
With your help we can prevent the zombie uprising.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
I pledge at leasures to the United States of America,
one nation. End of this wonder God for real. Walton L. Johnson,
I was I was just trying to find the perfect
train song.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
I don't know. Do we play train, Do we play
Crazy Train by Ozzie? Do we play Downtown Train by
Rod Stewart? Or maybe we just played.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Drive by by Train, which is my train. The band yeah,
not really the same thing.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Even look into country music for train songs. There's there's
a pretty good amount of country songs back you know,
real country, old country music about trains. Well, you know soccer.
To me, what do you want to hear? Well, I
don't have the list in front of me. I just
know there's a bunch of them. But you're just looking
in the wrong.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Spot, that's all. I'm just looking at what we got available.
You know, we don't have everything. Unfortunately, some fancy radio
shows they have everything. We don't have everything. We have
the Pat Methany groups. Last train home. If you say so,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
I just I don't know who you're talking about. How
about it, here's a good one. Hold on, Hold on
a second. I got it, guys, because it's not gonna work.
It's not working. I can't believe it's not working. I
can believe it.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
There we go, last train to kark Clarksville. Did you
know here's a random factor for you kids. You're gonna
you're gonna hate hearing this, but at the same time,
you're gonna want to know it.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Amtrak's fifty four years old.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Now, that's how long it's been in existence nineteen seventy one.
Every year that Amtrak has existed, they have lost money.
They have never turned a profit in fifty four years,
right as long as they survived mainly on a one
billion dollar annual government subsidy. Back in the nineteen eighties,
there was a TV commercial for Amtrak and it still

(09:33):
didn't work.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
There's something about train that's a bad training song right there.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
How's the time to see the country through the windows
of Amtrak.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
With our low oil aboard America fairs, you can travel
to over five hundred destinations with stopovers along the way.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
You know, they don't build me when you're going to
see America from the inside of a a very luxurious
Amtrak train. I'm out taking I read, I rode Amtrak
from Houston to New Orleans. As a matter of fact,
it doesn't go the regular route like a long I
in or something goes down the south.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Where you want to go and they don't tell you
until you get there.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
But they're going to go across the huep Long Bridge,
which is that's a thrill on a car, much less
a train, because that train goes up even higher. It's
what they don't tell you when you're out riding on
a train to see America. Is that about half of
the trip it's dark, and they don't stop when you

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can't see what you're passing. The train just keeps going.
So for about ten or twelve hours of your day
in the train, you just looking out a dark window, right,
and they probably drive by some pretty interesting things that
you don't get to enjoy.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
I've been making it even more frustrating. It's not very fast.
It really doesn't get Oh it's not like flying or
driving yourself.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
The trip from here to New Orleans, which if you
just drove along casually six hours, give yourself six hours,
make a stop here and there. The train every now
and then has to pull over to the side on
the tracks because there's a more important train coming from
the other direction. And when I say more important, those

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are freight trains and they're moving products and stuff that
Americans have paid for or we'll pay for. And so
the passenger trains get pushed to the side to make
room for the freight trains because they got to get
you know, commerce and stuff moving, got to make that money.
So the passenger trains will pull over and just sit
for you know, sometimes forty five minutes an hour while

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the other train's going by. So the trip that would
have took six hours in the car, and you probably
would have seen about the same amount of stuff. It
was more like twelve fourteen hours on the train.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
That's a long ass time, and most of it was
in the dark.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
That really sucks.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
I was actually glad we were crossing the Mississippi on
the Huey in the dark because I didn't want to
see what that whole bridge shakes. Even a you know,
you sit in a pickup truck or I've seen guys
on motorcycles on that bridge, and then a eighteen wheeler
cement mixer or something like that will just come rattling by,

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and the whole bridge is just a shimmying and a shaking.
And I know they'll tell you they made it that way,
you know, like earthquake buildings are supposed to shake when
there's an earthquake.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
So they don't crumble.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
But I don't think they thought about that when they
built the hue I think they just built it. Plus
they had a lot of earthquakes there, no, but they
got a lot of traffic on it shaking it and
the train rolling by and then big trucks and people.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Back and forth.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
And I don't know if you ever saw this or not,
but there was a story out years ago when they
built the Huey Long Bridge, New Orleans area.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
It's you know, a further out more up river.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
They started from this ind and then they started over
here on this ind and they didn't quite meet it
lined up.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
So there's this little bend in the bridge.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
You're driving along, and all of a sudden it's like, oh, yeah,
we want this part of the bridge to match up
with this part of the bridge, So we just take
a hard little you just yank it over this way
a little bit.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
That's all.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Earlier this year, I AM Track announced they're bringing back
Marty Gross service, which was a train that went from
New Orleans to Bay Saint Louis to Gulfport to Biloxi
to Pascagoula to Mobile.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
And the ladies on the train would all be lifting
their shirts and stuff. Or do the people on the
ground outside the train lift their shirts up when the
train go by. I don't which way am I getting
to see them? They're gonna show them, right.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
It's my understanding. None of that happens. It's just a
very misleading name. They don't encourage it, but I bet
it still happens. Know, this is the Gulf of America,
and they need to beids, Bud, They need to em
beids bad. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Another video of California gubernatorial front runner Katie Porter scolding
her staff as a surface that is a horrible, horrible
person to look at, to listen to. Just and how
is it that these horrible people all end up running
for office? Whatever I'm to you know, make a good

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person running for office? I guess they just weed them
right out.

Speaker 6 (14:30):
You know the.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Weirdest thing about Katie Porter.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
We've played all these videos of her this week, of
her scolding people and walking.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Out of an interview, and she.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Just she's seems to be getting annoyed and frustrated about nothing.
Nothing's happening, and she's mad at everyone that she even
has to participate. She's just not being respected, is what
She's a man's respect. And somehow, you know, she's in
first place. Ah like, ah like. Unless this week of
bad news for her actually hurts her candidacy, she might
be the next governor.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Chances are it won't because the people that are voting
for her aren't watching the news or listening to the
news that will tell you who she really is. Like,
what's so appealing about her?

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Are there are that many women in California that just
hate men and own cats and they're just miserables?

Speaker 2 (15:14):
What is it about her?

Speaker 1 (15:15):
She is the front runner to replace Gavin Newsom. Think
about that for a minute. I know it's crazy, that's
just insane. Well, they're going to replace Patrick Bateman with
what was that lady?

Speaker 2 (15:26):
If you don't know who that is? Well, anyway, what.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Was that movie where the woman kidnaps the guy because
she's a big fan of them? He's an author, he
has broken legs. Kathy Bates or whatever? Right, you remember
that's Katie Porter's Yeah, and then Newsom is Patrick Bateman
from American Psycho.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yeah, that guy was cool. Man. You're gonna go.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
From one scary movie character to the next as your
governor and then compare that to Republican Women. Amazon MGM
Studios has released the first official image and title for
a feature length film they're gonna put out, promising the
world a never before seen behind the scenes look at
the life of First Lady Malania Trump as she prepares

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to return to the White House. The movie's called Milanya,
directed by rush Hower franchise director Brett Ratner, set for
a global theatrical release January thirtieth, twenty twenty six. You
can go see a movie in the theaters about Milania Trump.
Do you think they make her look good or bad?
Who's making the movie? The guy that did what did

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he do?

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Rush Hour? Brett Ratner? The rush Hour franchise Probably not awful.
But I don't think they're gonna, you know, really just
glow about her either.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
All right, Rush Hour was great though you had Jackie Chan,
you had Chris Tucker.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
She didn't Eam Malanya's movie.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
They're gonna have her drive around with a funny Chinese
guy and do kung fu.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
No idea. I'm still trying to answer your question. But
that movie that got got I think that was Kujoe.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
No, it was not Kujo Misery, Sure, that's what it's called.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Misery would have been the Shining writer Paul Sheldon has
a car accident and is helped by Annie Wilkes. This
day turned slowly into a kidnapping. And uh, anyway, she's
a big fan. Well, she's going to be the governor
of California soon. So lucky, you guys.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
This is America, and in America, if something sucks, you're
supposed to able to get your money back.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Walton Van Johnson