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Speaker 1 (00:01):
So good. I didn't know you enjoyed orchestral music so much.
This is Isaac Hayes. I got this on mister Oh's
old iPad. Is he playing all those instruments? Now he's
his band? Okay, so it's an orchestra. Is he denigrating
a black man right now? I feel like you are.
I feel like that was really racist. D thank you.
This guy's a genius. Listen to this. Listen to this guitar.
(00:21):
This guitar right here, so many women out there are
getting credit. Can tigure and bring it right down.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
You're making a baby mamas all over to Walden John's
the La audience.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
And then it started playing an ad.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
You know, it's John Lennon's birthday, and you do this
on purpose?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Don't you to try to take away from him? And
that's that's rude. Yeah, Happy birthday to Yoko Owner's husband.
There you go. Not to be confused. A Taylor Swift's boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Born on the state nineteen forty, murdered, gun down, assassinated
in the streets of New York City in nineteen eighty.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Other birthdays include Bella Hadid that's gd Hadid's sister, which.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Which one's the one who married the rodeo guy in
fort Worth must be h.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Well, it says here she is a member from the
You might remember her for Real Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
It's Bella and she's in a relationship with equestrian Don Benueilos.
He's what he's what a question? He's a rodeo guy. Yeah,
that's not a Questionrian Kenny a question. Adrian is gay?
Equestrians horses? Billy I says here he's an equestrian guy.
It's the gayest non gay word in the English language.
It's very hard to say equestrian without sounding you know, look,
(01:39):
I'm not calling him that. It says that on the internet.
It says he's a cowboy, a rodeo rid and an equestrian.
I don't know. I didn't write it.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Scottie mc query is thirty two, won the American Idol
season ten.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Didn't he have a real deep voice? Or might they
get as someone else?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yes, Tyler James Williams, who was in Everybody Hates Chris
Uh huh thirty three, Jim Allen's oldest son from Home Improvement,
is now forty four years The oldiest older than you.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Not Jonathan Taylor Thomas, No, the other one, the other one,
Brandon Rolf.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I believe he's Superman, at least one of about eighty
guys who played Superman.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
He's forty six. This isn't who I thought it was.
Now I thought it was a different guy. There's this
guy's with things like this, but he looks like a
little wiener. But he sounds like it's God, a real
manly boys. But then you see him in real life
feeling like that guy can't squat. You know who else's birthday?
It is Sean Lennon. It's sewn and John Lennon's but
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always is on this day. Sean is fifty. I bet
he regrets never having him, never being able to spend
his birthday with his dad, you know, because his dad
didn't like him. Oh yeah that's why. Yeah. Yeah. Steve
from Blues Clues, Oh not Steve Johnson, No, not Stanford
Blue's Clues is still alive. There's a room around the
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internet that he died a long time ago, just turned
fifty two. The heroin or math ors. That's just not true.
He's alive. Yeah, it's an urban myth.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Let's see anybody else you've heard of Guiermo de thro
very intense actors sixty one Michael Paurey. He was so
good Eddie and the Cruisers. Yeah, he's sixty seven here
come to Hot Step.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I remember that song. Yeah, that was good dude. Sixty
eight today Scott Bacula. That was fun, wasn't he fun?
Seventy one?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Is that the day that solved crime and did a
radio show or is that somebody else I'm thinking of?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
That was a show. There was a guy that it was.
I'm not sure if that's him or not. It was
in quantum Leap though. Wow, that's oddly similar to what
people are accusing us of. No, No, he solved crimes,
he didn't commit him. Thank you. I'm glad you clear
that up. Yeah, because people keep saying that we're serial
killers and we're killing pedophiles and putting their body in
the bayous. That's not solving crimes. Stop emailing us, don't
(04:05):
tell your friends that. Stop calling the show and asking
if you would turn yoursel in, then we would be
crime solfers up here for the last time. We're not that.
We're not. We can't hand ourselves in because we didn't
do that.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
John O'Hurley is seventy one, remember peterman On Seinfeld, Tony Shaloub,
Oh Monk so good seventy two, Sharon, I'm sorry you
supposed to say it like Sharon Osborne is seventy three,
Jackson Brown is seventy seven, no.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Longer with us.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Eddie Guerrero a wrestler, Okay, he was born in this state?
And John in twistle.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Football, why do you always act like wrestlers shouldn't be
on the list. Wrest a lot of people for celebrities.
People watch wrestling, more people probably watch wrestling than watch
you and this in twistle guy, he was born on
this state as well, which is how do you guys
feel about him saying this? And Toy Soldier International Beer
and Pizza Day? Everybody? Okay? With him doing that like that?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Well, I know for a fact that he's not an
NFL player. He's the bassist for the one of the
legendary rock bands of our time called The Who. That's
all Oh, I know who that is. I mean, I'm
reading it off this list here, but that's who he is.
What was your favorite Who song?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Uh? That one? You better? You bet that's the one.
All right, I got some stuff guys. Today in history
brought to you by Lattiger's latigers dot Com. It all
started today in eighteen fifty five when Isaac Singer got
a US patent on his sewing machine yay. And then
in eighteen eighty eight the Washington Monument opened up to
the public. It was open to the private before then,
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but they didn't appreciate it as much. It was based
on somebody's privates. Today, in nineteen thirty six, the first
generator at Boulder Dam later known as Hoover, began making electricity.
And today, in nineteen forty nine, Harvard Law made a
huge mistake when they said yes to female students.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Speaking of our ivy League colleges, If we want to
go all the way back to.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Seventeen oh one, when there.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Wasn't even a thing called America, Yale University was officially
chartered on this day.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Wait a second, Yale, give it up for Yale. Yale,
if I'm not mistaken, was named after Alihu to Yale
oh No, a wealthy British merchant and businessman who made
his money off of didn't he make his money off slavery? Will?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Some people have suggested that that may in fact be
the case. Yeah, well, then.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Shouldn't they have to change the name of Yale to
something else? You would think, I mean, you can't. The
guy made a lot of money trafficking enslaved people, making
him a slave trader, and then they named the college
after him, and I all those IVY League educated people
that have bragged about going to Yale. Shouldn't they have
to change the name of the school to something else?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
They should, I mean that only to give up their
degrees or whatever they get. Look, I mean, if you
went to Yale, I'm sure you're proud of it, but
you have a slavery owner's name on your shirt there. Yeah,
you can't just walk around Sheila Jackson Lee. Imagine all
the famous white liberal Democrat politicians who probably went to
Yale Law School knowing they're celebrating slavery every time they
attend an alumni party. Very sad, I know, so sad.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
By the way, have you ever been to Strawberry Fields
in Central Park, New York City? Today is the anniversary
of Yoko Ono, dedicating that the memorial garden known as
Strawberry Fields.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
You know what else is interesting about that? It's Sean
Lennon's birthday. It really is, isn't it. Yeah, And I
don't think he was invited. She didn't like him. Yeah. Today,
in nineteen ninety two, a meteorite crashed through the trunk
of a park Chevy Malibuu and Peak Skill, New York.
That's that's what they said happened. Yeah, what do you
think happened? Oh, probably a Nick's wife. Wait a second,
(07:37):
So it's a meteorite after it hits earth, what is it?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
It's a meteorite when it's hurtling towards us as well. No,
then it's a meteor No, but they break off into
other smaller pieces. And an eight isn't an entire media
or it's a piece of a meteor.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
A meteor is a streak of light from a space
rock burning up in the Earth's atmosphere. A meteorite is
a solid piece of rock that survives the fire journey
and lands on.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Earth, surviving the fiery journey. That's part of what I
was trying to explain. And on this day, so big,
so huge, sixteen years ago, and we still celebrated today.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
President Barack Obama got the.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Nobel Peace Prize and we still don't know why.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
It was the first ever DEI Nobel Peace Prize. They
gave it to him only for being black. He didn't
actually accomplish any peace, but that was a big enough deal,
I guess.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Matter of fact, at least one of the guys that
voted for that now says, I mean he's on record
of saying he really regrets it because there was no
reason for that.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Well, because then Obama went out and drone bombed citizens
of his own country.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yeah, but then Biden later came along and did the
same thing and nobody had a problem with it. Then.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Either if you compare what happened in the Bush era
the Obama era, both Trump eras and the Biden era,
there is no dispute that Barack Obama was the most
violent president of the twenty first century, what he did
with her owns all over the world, engaging in from Libya, Iraq, Afghanistan, Nijer.
(09:06):
I mean, there was a lot of violence under Barack Obama.
Is that the kind of stuff they taught you at
yay ol Kenney.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
No.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I wasn't accepted into Yale, No, Yeah, but I'll bet
they teaching that. No, I learned that stuff on four Chan.
That's where you learned important thing from a guy named
Pepe the Frog for twenty six sixty six. He really
knew his stuff. Six seven six seven.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
They just.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network. Well, there's one thing that
both Republicans and Democrats in California and throughout the country
seem to agree on today. What's that Katie Porter is
just terrible? And which one is she?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
She is a.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Lawyer and a Democrat in California. She served in the
US Representative office from twenty nineteen to twenty twenty five.
How would I know of her though, I mean, I
don't know her name. Well, she's been all over the
news pictures of her. Yeah, she's this dumpy white lady.
She just looks like she's never seen a buffet that
she didn't have to close out. Oh that's a hideous
(10:07):
looking woman, one of the ugliest women you've ever been.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Part of what makes her hideous? And I agree she is.
It is her personality, right, You're only as pretty as
you act. But also it goes along with her looks.
Even if she was really sweet. Ugly people sometimes have
ugly personalities, and this woman's.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Just a great example of that. Just a disgusting, gross,
filthy looking woman.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
You did say California Democrat. I mean, now you're just
being repetitive, Kenny.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
She's doing this interview with somebody from CBS News, and
imagine as you listen to this, imagine what she's like
when there aren't cameras around. This is what she's like
when she's on camera.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
What do you say to the forty percent of California
voters who you'll need in order to win, who voted
for Trump?
Speaker 5 (10:49):
How would I need them in order to win?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Well, unless you think you're going to get sixty percent
of the vote, you think you'll get sixty percent? All
everybody who did not vote for Trump will vote for you.
That's what you're general election. Yes, if it is me
versus a Republican, I think that I will win the
people who did not vote for Trump.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
What if it's you versus another Democrat?
Speaker 5 (11:08):
I don't intend that to be the case.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
So how do you not intend that to be the case?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Do you?
Speaker 6 (11:13):
Are you going to ask them not to run? No?
Speaker 5 (11:15):
No, I'm saying I'm going to build the support. I
have the support already in terms of name recognition, and
so I'm going to do the very best I can
to make sure that we get through this primary in
a really strong position. But let me be clear with you.
I represented Orange County. I represented a purple area. I
have stood on my own two feet and one Republican
votes before. That's not something every candidate and this race
can say. If you're from a deep blue area, if
(11:36):
you're from LA or you're from Oakland, you don't.
Speaker 6 (11:39):
Have an experience. Just said you don't need those Trump voters.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
So you asked me if I need them to win?
Speaker 6 (11:44):
You don't.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
I feel like this is a necessarily argument.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
The question is the same thing I asked everybody that
this is being called the empowering voters to.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
Stop Trump's power grab. Every other candidate has answered this question.
This is not and I said, I support it.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
So and the question is what do you say to
the forty percent of voters who voted for Trump.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
Oh, I'm happy to say that. It's the do you
need them to win part that I don't understand. I'm
happy to answer the ques answer the question as.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
You have people tap on the counter like there's this question.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
It was nice of her to take time from stomping
buildings and cars in Tokyo to visit with this young lady, though,
wasn't it Boy?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
She does seem an awful lot like a Japanese horror
movie monster. You're right.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
My mamma Will always used to say, if you're going
to be that unattractive, you should be sweet.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Yeah, and she didn't get that advice at all. Yeah.
If you're going to be fat and ugly in person,
have at least a cute personality. This one, fat, repulsive,
wild boar is probably enough to prove that California should
never make decisions for the rest of the country. Yeah, boy,
ain't that the truth? Listen how she talks to her
own staff members. She was doing a live stream and
one of her staffers walked behind her.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
It's dying, but Charlie, the air pollution and other problems
and the state could lose out of my futen shot,
she correct.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
It's not that it's electric vehicles, it's that committed Paris climb. Okay,
it doesn't. Okay, you also were in my shot before that.
Oh no, stay out.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Of my shot. Yeah, I'm gonna start again with electric
vehicles sitting this money.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Wow, she's nasty. Nasty? Is she a lesbian or like man,
she'd kind of have to be, wouldn't she. I mean,
I would assume there's no way dude's going to bed
with that. Then, well a woman, not a god. No,
I can't imagine anybody. Why would anyone want to scissor
with that?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Oh oh, there's probably some skinny young brother out there.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Just won't get busy with that. Something you go on
moy Povich as the white or black? You think brother,
skinny young brother?
Speaker 6 (13:45):
Why?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
I was just checking and I just wanted to make
sure that all of the brothers I mentioned is uh
is black getting You know what? We ought to give
all the black guys that are willing to hook up
with like fat white ladies with repulsive personalities. I think
they deserve reparations. Are You're gonna be out of money
pretty quick? I mean, man, I want paytime TV too,
you know all right? I mean anian, I'm just saying
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that's a group of guys. If anyone gets reparations, I
think it's those guys. Those guys, they've taken one for society,
and I think we should pay them back.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Well, what about the idea of people that were never
a slave owners giving money over to a bunch of
people who were never slaves.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Doesn't that make more sense in this context? It has
nothing to do with slavery. We're paying them for a
public service they're performing right now, I asked you, but
what about that instead? Enough? You want to be unnecessarily argumentative?
What am i Katie Porter? Just when she puts her
hand in her face, like you know, this is a
TV news reporter that's covering your campaign. Are you sure
(14:43):
you want her to not like you? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:45):
What would happen if that reporter had gone off on
her like a wolverine and just started chewing her arm off?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Huh? I'd like to see it. Ye, boy, there's nothing
about Katy Perry that you like. I mean, Katy Perry,
Katie Porter. Sorry, well Katy Perry too. Well, but she
went to space.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Oh that's right, Well, this woman, I guarantee you did
not get off the ground.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Well, they just don't have a rocket that big other candidates.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Do you think you need any of those forty percent
of California voters to win?
Speaker 6 (15:10):
And you're saying no, you don't.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
No, I'm saying I'm going to try to win every
vote I can. And what I'm saying to you?
Speaker 6 (15:16):
Is that well to those voters? Okay, so you I.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
Don't want to keep doing this. I'm gonna call it.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Thank you call it.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
I'm just I'm just gonna call it.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
You're not gonna do the interview with them?
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Nope, not like this. I'm not not with seven follow
ups to every single question you.
Speaker 6 (15:29):
Ask every other candidate has.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
I don't care.
Speaker 6 (15:32):
I don't care.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
I want to have a pleasant, positive cont Dude, What
is she mad about?
Speaker 1 (15:37):
It is so bizarre to watch this interview and watch
her get irritated. How are you gonna get a in
an election with another Democrat? How will you get Trump
supporters forty percent of voters in your state to support you?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
If these are hard questions, imagine when she actually has
the job. She's not'll be able to deal with that
at all. Right, Imagine if what job is she even
running for?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Imagine if this woman was in chars during the Palisade fires,
or the La riots, or an earthquake or any other
problem California mud slides, Kim Kardashian quiefs, whatever, any of
these common problems in California, hasn't be about to handle that?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
You know, well, no, but Luckily somebody in California just
as untalented and unskilled as her.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
He is in charge right now. Yeah, that's sad part
about that state. Yeah, but at least he's a guy.
But at least it's not Florida. Am I right? Or
am I right? I forgot about that? I know you did.
We were going to do that. Okay, here comes to
Florida man. Well, do you buy Drogos restaurant.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
There's some good eating Rector Dragos and it'd get the
nasty taste of a Florida man story out of your mouth.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
I don't know. I love Florida man stories, but not
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get that garlic butter sauce. They send it right to
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winter Haven, Florida, where they do not have a Drago's. Unfortunately,
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a Florida man in winter Haven, no stranger to the law,
wound up back in jail and subject of one Poke
County Sheriff Grady Judd's most unusual morning briefings dude to
how he tried to smuggle something into jail. Let's start
with this. As you guys know, Poke County Sheriff, Grady Judge,
he's a poke, Poke County Sheriff Grady Judd, he's a
(17:27):
pretty funny guy, poked. The whole ordeal began with a
complaint about a naked man in a park. Basically, I
think we have a SoundBite here of this. Here is
here is Poke County Sheriff Grady Judd talking about what
took place.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
So we put everybody through a body scanner to make
sure that they're not trying to bring guns and knives
and drugs into the jail.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Actually, we're getting a little head in the story here.
They got to call about a naked guy inside of
a restroom at a public park. So they asked, you know,
is he naked or butt naked? And they said naked
naked and they said he still has socks on, but
pretty much other than that naked. So the deputies arrived
and they find this guy, Walter Freimeyer, age fifty one.
Could someone describe this photo of him for me? Well,
(18:09):
let me say, I can barely see the screen from
way over there. Here's a white guy.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Yeah, he's an old white guy, bald.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Gravage, Florida man. Looks a little methy to me. But anyway,
the deputy explained the suspect wasn't going to be arrested
even though people saw him without any clothes.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
So by the time they got there, he had clothes on,
and so it was kind of hard for them to,
you know, arrest him for public nakedness when.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
He wasn't naked when they saw him. At this point,
the suspect crossed the street and hopped up on the
railroad train track and started trespassing. Now he's had twenty
five prior arrests, been to stay prison five times. The
sheriffs explained that all the arrestees are put through a
body scanner to make sure they aren't trying to bring
guns or knives into jail. As you just heard in
that sound bite right.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Well, you might have thought Walter was bringing drugs into
the jail. He brought a firmas into the jail. He
put it up the exit ramp. He said, well, I'll
put that inside my body. Twenty four hours earlier, the
deputy saved his life.
Speaker 6 (19:08):
Yeah, this guy.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Had been walking around with a thermos. Have you seen
the X ray? Yeah, it's on the screen right here. No,
I don't think, Oh there it is. Yeah, he'd been
walking around with a thermis in his sphincter for over
a day.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
That is a full size working man's thermost too. That
is that goes all the way from well, you know
there that almost hit his rib cage.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Man the rest of this guy for running around naked
in a park next to some railroad tracks. Took him
to jail, gave him a body scan, and they determined.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
And they were expecting to find drugs or a cell phone. Surprise,
what was in the thermos?
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Uh, that's a great question. Still hot and fresh. I
don't know, but I know that you can get thermoss
at I love WJ dot com. That haven't been up
his sphincter. They're not used, are they? No, you are
a smelly pirate hooker. Walton and Johnson Radio Network