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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I know you hate when I do this, but real quick,
explain how.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Groundhog Day works. What do you mean how it works?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Groundhog comes out so use its shadow or doesn't see
its shadow, and then we get more winter or less winter.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
And no, you did good.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
It's pointless because he's not always accurate, believe it or not.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Long lines at the airport have become like the punks
to Tony Phil of government shutdowns.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
MM, explain, thank you.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Last couple of times there was a government shutdown and
ended right when the airports became a mess. My buddy's
at Bush Airport right now. The news earlier said three
hour lines at the TSA. Right, He's just arrived minutes ago.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
No lines.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
He says, maybe that three hour line story made everybody
stay home.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Or get there earlier.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
And I did hear yesterday somebody said that yesterday was
kind of kind of thick, kind of busy with the crowds.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
But they said over.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
The weekend and Monday very busy, and then they expected
it to drop significantly this morning, and it sounds like
it did.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, or people just not traveling on Tuesdays as much.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
It's not a I wouldn't think Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday is
probably not the busiest travel day as much as Friday
through Monday might be.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, I guess if you're going somewhere for the week exactly.
You ever buy any airplane ticket on a Monday or
a Friday, it's usually more expensive, or a Sunday, Sunday
and Tuesdays.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
The day to buy tickets if you're purchasing, not that
you're leaving on a Tuesday, but purchasing them on a
Tuesdays usually.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
The lowest price. Yeah, how about that, But.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Now that the airlines have heard us say that, they'll
probably change that to mess with people. Oh god, I
hate the airline man.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
This and Dick Cheney's death to could today get any worth?
Oh boy, this is awful, isn't it? Without Dick Cheney?
Who will frown it? Donald Trump?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
A good question?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Well, there's still plenty of people that frown. Oh, that's right,
a million other people, that's right. Uh. Erica Kirk has
finally responded to what Jimmy Kimmel did to her and
her family.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
And what would he do to her?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Hey? You remember he was mocking Charlie Kirk's death and
well sure, but you know, lunch people did Erica Kirk
says she doesn't want an apology from Jimmy Kimmel? She
said Sinclair Broadcast Group, which operates dozens of ABC affiliated stations,
they stood up for her, approached her and asked if
she wanted to appear on the fifty seven year old
comics show where he would apologize, and she said, nah.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I don't blame her. Dude. Well, first of all, nobody
would see it.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
If you were going to get an apology, you would
probably want to do it during a show that had viewers.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
There are two versions of Erica Kirk, depending on what
kind of news you watch, and I would imagine neither
of them are really accurate. One version of Erica Kirk
is the version the conservative seemed to have that she's
like this angel from heaven whose husband was murdered and
a you know, sort of a Jesus like manner and
then you know, as a fireworks displays and tranquil music
(02:55):
and all that. And then the other version of hers
that she's a fake grifter who pretends to and wears
leather pants and wants to bang the vice president.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
She sure gave him one of them intimate hugs, didn't.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
She I will tell you, I don't think anybody in
America right now, at least in American politics, he's probably
having as tough at the time as Erica Kirk.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Probably not.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
And don't you imagine she's somewhere in between those two
things that you just laid out for us, completely angelic
and virtuous or whore. Probably like most of us, she's
a mix of all of that.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
She's a normal person, right, but more Christian. She appears
to go to church. She's she used to be Catholic
and then she became an evangelical. I don't I don't
like that. But that's besides the point. She didn't ask
you first, No, she did.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
End didn't even check her. It's fine as long as
you going to church. I don't care.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
You got to check with the well kind of the
spokesman for the Catholic church here in North America at least.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Hello, Hello, he's kiddy webster, any webster you're happy to help.
Erica Kirk seems like a nice person. She did, after all,
raised Charlie Kirk's kids. Wouldn't it be crazy if some tranny,
furry weirdo murdered your husband and then too, and then
immediately somebody went out and tried to prove that you
work for Israel. Oh yeah, wait what huh someone just
murdered my husband. Yeah, you work for Benjamin Nett and Yahoo.
(04:09):
You wanted him murdered like tricky business, dude. You people
are disgusting, like it's sick. And by the way, I'll
entertain almost any conspiracy theory for a few minutes. I've
listened to these weirdos. None of them have any proof
that Israel's involved. Like, well, you know, Charlie Kirk was
talking about Israel Danzer, Oh yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Now he's not talking about Israel at all?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Is he?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Potend sol pretend you're not obsessed with Israel? Dead Ryan,
He's dead? No, I get Did I tell a lie? No,
you didn't see I say, you tell the truth and
a lie at the same time. Well, he was mouthing
off about the Jews non stop, and then about a
month or two ago he just didn't say another word
about him. How to lie with facts? There you go, Yeah,
(04:52):
lying by omission. Imagine if instead of being obsessed with Israel,
you were obsessed with Mexico, and so Charlie Kirk dies
and you go, you know, days earlier, he was talking
about the cartels. Yeah, so so the cartels killed him?
Oh oh oh, well he was talking about you know,
days earlier, Charlie Kirk was talking about gun rights. Don't
(05:14):
you think the NRA murdered him?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Of course that's what happened.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
What Yeah, but you know, days earlier he criticized ACLU.
Don't you think the ACLU murder?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
What are you guys?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
He talked about all kinds of stuff all the time.
I don't even know the AOC was anywhere in the state.
If you want to find a really.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Acacl bhilliad, she's probably a sniper marksman in her old
home country or something.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Show me a person who blames Israel for everything, and
I'll show you a very low IQ person. It's a
lazy argument to make, and I say, this is one
of those people that don't think we should keep giving
money to Israel. I know you're not helping the argument.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
People.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I'm a guy you'd want on your side. I actually
memorize the data and the statistics and how much money
was wasted in Palace and how much money did we
give to the Iron Dome. And I'm a guy that
could help with that argument. But when you go out
here and you go, you know, they radicalize this cross
dressing gay furry so he'd murder Charlie Kerr.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
What to kill a podcaster?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Are you retarded? It's the stupidest argument.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
And every day I get up and I see it
on social media from somebody I used to have respect for,
and then I got to unfollow that part.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
W I'm you know, I just I don't know. I'm
I'm sick of it. I'm over it. You get the point.
I get it.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
There's gonna be more of it. It's not gonna stopcial all,
especially with Hanukkah, especially now that.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Fifty five percent of Americans polled in the survey. He said, Yes,
they do believe that there will be a political assassination,
a successful one in this country within the next five years,
probably within the next three is what they're thinking.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
It's it almost reminds me of the people that blame
marijuana for all their problems, Like, excuse me, you you
drink like a fish, and you want to outlaw a
drug that can cure glaucoma and helps with inflo animation. Again,
you're retarded. You're just a stupid person.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I don't know, but the drug makes me want to
eat an entire case of ding dongs every night.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
So that's the real problem right there.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
A group of geriatric Republicans get together, they drink scotch
all night and they talk about why we need to
outlaws CBD shops.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
For Jesus gotch? I know, do you ever drink that?
What does it taste like to you? I mean some
people don't like well, blue cheese dressing.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Some people do.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Some people don't like coriander or what's that thing they
make out of coriander in the Mexican restaurant?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Anyone know what is I've never even heard that word before.
You surely have, mister Oh, I think he's making that
word up.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
That don't sound right.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Yeah, that's not a word coriander. Stop it is that
like a car from Korea.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
It's a ganging up on me. We're not gang back.
I'm having to deal with you in front and he's
behind me. All right? What was your point? I have
no idea. Some were even talking about some people.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Like scotch takes nasty, doesn't it? N I don't care
for it. One of my weightlifting coaches, Tony is a drummer.
Once in a while, I'll record him playing drums. And
I have this expensive bottle of scotch in my cabinet
and he drinks it whenever he comes over, and he's
the only guy he'll come over. He'll be like, it's
the same amount of scotch that was there the last
time I was here. I was like, yeah, Tony, nobody
(08:17):
drinks it, but you nobody wants to. Nobody wants that
old man liquor. Scotch to me, tastes like something's wrong
with the bourbon, like something you know what I mean,
Like that's turned bad? Yeah, what happened to your bourbon?
You know who else likes it? A guy I love,
Alan Ventrella from Outdoor Living Center.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
He oh, he you love it? You love it? And
he just he drinks a.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Reserved amount, the amount that is acceptable and typical for
a person of.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
His of his age.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Can I make a point about Alan Ventrella for just
a minute. I like Ellen, he's semi retired. People in
New Orleans know who this guy is. Some of you don't,
but but our listeners in New Orleans definitely know him.
He's been important part of the community there for years.
His business, his family, his brand, his employee, a lot
of people, A lot of homes there exist because of
Alan Ventrella and his family helping to build it, and
(09:06):
good flushable toilets exactly, forget that bathrooms and kitchens mostly.
Alan Venterella should be the new coach of LSU. Well,
you know you're right, especially if you've ever heard his
Tiger report.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
It's perfect.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Oh he's got some ideas, he's got a billion.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Of them, and they just don't seem to take him.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Serves, When are they going They've had a Cajun, they've
had an Irish guy. When are they going to get
a good Italian to be in charge of?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Alan Venterella for LSU coach? Who's with me on this one?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
All right, let's make it so you know you called Jeff.
Isn't the governor Jeff Landry picking the new coach?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
All right?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Yes, it's true. I'm close personal friends with Jeff Landry.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
But no he is not. He's sacking the next coach,
you know, but he might know the guy. Well, yeah, okay,
order now for.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
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I'm going to include my honkers and my signature Phoha,
squeezing my honkers, put your lips on my hooha and
let the party begin.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Billy, it was the first car you ever drove, and
what happened to it?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
First car?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Drill was a truck and crashed it beyond repair. But
I was okay, So not too much to worry about there.
Who's followays the crash? Oh, we don't like to, you know,
point fingers and blame people for stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Sounds like you answered the question. Yeah, yeah, pretty clear.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Could have been a dog ran out in front of
me and I swerved to avoid a young child's loved
pant and you know, crashed into a tree.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Or it could have been that way. What was that?
It probably drunk. No, the dog wasn't drunk. Why would
the dog be drunk.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Congratulations to the following New Orleans restaurants for getting Mitchellan stars.
Emeralds Restaurant obviously earned remarkable to mitchellin stars, a first
for the entire cell. Just like that Bam, also Saint
Germain and then the mid city bistro Zasu. Is that
how you say that Zasu must be a new or
(11:10):
Zasu both are in one star each.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Mitchelland Guide celebrated the results of its new regional guide
for the American South, including Louisiana and the Gulf of America,
on Monday night at an awards ceremony in Greenville, South Carolina.
It was like a big deal or something, because Greenville,
South Carolina is exactly where you'd go to celebrate the
Gulf Coast.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Well, of course it is.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Mitchellan Stars are a globally recognized standard for excellence in
the culinaria where it is. But I'm sure most of
us would agree. If I learned one thing from my
times hanging out with Anthony Bourdain's that the best restaurants
don't have mitchelland Stars.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
That's right, the off the off the grid kind of
you know, places the locals know about that sort of thing.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
What's that burger place that's under the freeway just south
of uptown, the Buffalo Burger?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Is that what it's called? They got Buffalo Burger? Is
it the Burger Barn or something?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
What's it called. Well, there's this burger place. They don't
even have a they don't even have pavement in the driveway.
Right you pull in, it's a gravel. You can't even
eat inside it. Yeah, except for the cars in the
parking lot. You're not sure it's open. No, just looks
like it could have been abandoned. It's just a building
on the side of the road. Good under the freeway. Oh,
it's one of the best burgers you've ever had in
(12:19):
your life. It's unbelievable how good it is. You drive
over there and you're like, is this a good idea
of being over here? We leave the nice neighborhood and
start driving towards the bad one.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
And then you go under the freeway into what looks
like a construction zone or a homeless encampment.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
For sure, And then you're like, no, these are the
best burgers you've ever had, and you and even though
you're pretty sure you're going to get stabbed, it's totally
worth it.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Oh hell yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Oh yeah, dude, ho would you like to be a
part of a much bigger and better celebration and ceremony
than some Michelin tire thing that they are given to restaurants. Now,
he's right, that is what it is. It's Mitchell and tires.
I think you'd probably enjoy this a little bit more.
I'm not sure if you are aware, but we are
(13:01):
coming up rapidly on the two hundred and fiftieth birthday
of the United States Marine.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Corps Urah and Veterans Day right around the corner. I'm
focusing on the Marine Corps. Well, it's one day and
then the next.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I always kind of think of that as like a
patriotic two day holiday.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
I'm surprised we're not already hearing the Marine Corps theme,
because you know how Kenny is quick on the button
to do that kind of thing. Whenever you bring up
a topic, there's always a theme involved. I'm not just
going to play something because you said to play it. No,
of course, not everything you know about it. Everybody probably.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Everybody to triple Anyway, the two hundred and fiftieth Marine
Corps Birthday is coming up Monday. We're just that far
away from it Monday, and in the Houston area. This
is a pretty special deal for our listeners. Yeah, a
cake cutting ceremony and celebration is going to be held
(13:59):
at Calli You Brewing Company.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
It's a brewery restaurant.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
It's in sugar Land, Monday, November tenth, the Marine Corps Birthday,
and they'll be cutting the cake and having a ceremony
and a toast to the Marines, and all the Marines
are invited, of course, and devil Dogs, all their family friends, supporters.
You can join and celebrate the birthday of the Corps.
(14:24):
Uniform is optional, but encouraged.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Casual.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Marine Corps business at Tiler requested. You know, you don't
want to come in like a slob or nothing. No
entry fee and no excuses for staying out and partying
with the Marines on Monday night because Tuesday is a holiday.
Even if you're not off, you should probably be off
for that. And here is the kicker. I mean, that's
always a good idea right there, to join the Marines.
I wish there was a great charity involved, But here's
(14:49):
the kicker. We have a great charity involved. What did
you already hear about this?
Speaker 4 (14:54):
Now?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I was about to blow it off because I wanted
to support a great charity.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
You are gonna love this Marine Corps two hundred and
fiftieth birthday commemorative set that has been put together and
there will only be three hundred. We were gonna do
two fifty for the birthday, but then people said, oh,
I'm gonna need more than that, so we're gonna do
three hundred. It's a production limited, first come, first serve,
and this is what you get in the commemorative set.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Uh huh. Let me just set my drink hair while
you explain it. Go ahead, okay, soop your drink. Go ahead. No,
I'm gonna wait for you to finish.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
No, you explain it, and I'll be sipping my drink
while you explain it.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Well, we have a QR code that you can follow
for the Marine Corps birthday.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
For a zoom zoom, you can zoom the Marine Corps Birthday.
You can zoom the Marine Corps Birthday.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
I feel like that spit tak wasn't worth it? That
was it wasn't No, I got the mic all wet
for nothing. There we also Bob Stroop just woke up. Okay,
I'm gonna get to it. I'm gonna tell you what's
in it in a minute, all right.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Tellas in the two hundred fiftieth Birthday Commemorative set, you
get a two hundred and fiftieth challenge the Ton Tavern.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Script on the reverse side of that.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
I don't know if you're familiar the Ton Tavern in
Philadelphia is pretty much considered to be the birthplace of
the Marine Corps, wherever they had their first recruitment drive
back like a thousand years.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Ago or something.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Would it be like two fifty I think it was
two hundred fifty. Yeah, well yeah, that probably makes sense.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Yeah, So you get the challenge coin with the two
hundred and fiftieth the Marine Corps emblem all that kind
of You get a custom shot glass that was hand
crafted and engraved from a spent twenty five millimeter bush
Master caseing if you don't know what that is. Bushmaster
twenty five milimeters. Bush Master is basically like an auto cannon.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Yeah. It didn't have anything to do with George w
not at all or Cheney.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
So yeah, you're drinking your drink out of the shell,
you know, like the leftover part of the cannon arm.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
So you got that and a.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Hand rolled custom two hundred and fiftieth Birthday cigar, hand
rolled encased in a glass tube. Everything in this set
is American made in the US of axcept for the cigar,
which was rolled in the Dominican Republic, which actually makes
that even better.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Sure they're not. It's almost as good as a Cuban.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
So if I wanted this, how would I get it?
And what great charity is it helping out?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Yeah? Tell me?
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Well, funny enough, you should ask wheelchairs for warriors?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
What the Marine Corps. That's my favorite charity. Rememberative set.
It's only one hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
You could give more, by the way, I want to
emphasize that it's one hundred dollars, but you could.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Give more because it is a good charity.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
And you have to come quick because it's limited to
the first three hundred, First come, first serve until they're
all spoken for. There is a phone number if you
want to text, then.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
They will follow that up with an order form for
you at seven one three five three two two four three.
That is a sweet deal right here. I happened to
have had the I took a look at the communative set.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
They wanted to run it by me obviously before they
went public with this. Make sure I approved?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Is that true?
Speaker 3 (18:13):
And you get Also you get the custom Devil Dog whiskey,
so you can pour that in your cannon shell and
drink it.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Wow, how about that? A toast herd around the world.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
You know, the Marines are here and the situation is
well in hand.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
That's amazing.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
You could fill that barrel up with whiskey and then
just put your lips on the end of it. You
probably couldn't even imagine that, mister Kenneth, you're not manly enough.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
No, but it looks like with this cannon thing I'm
drinking out of, it might blow my mind.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Yeah, that's what we're saying, right, Why are you laughing
so much?
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Why you say I just I'm a jovial person. Why
shouldn't I be in a good mood? We're laughing at
the same joke, right, I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Yeah. Still America's favorite radio morning show, Walton and Johnson.
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