Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Exciting news kids. The Wiener Mobile is looking for drivers.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I never did drive it, but I did get to
sit in the seat. They just parked it out front
in the radio station one year, and uh, you know,
it gave us a little tour. You come on in,
you get you get in the Wiener Mobile. Yeah, and
and and then I was like, I want fire this
puppy up. The little lady that was in charge, she
was put her hands on her very large hips and
(00:26):
it's like, no, we're we're not gonna do that. So
I didn't get to drive it. Well does it pay well,
great question. You could get this job?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
It does?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
It has a uh a generous paycheck.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I just realized I'm the only one here that's ever
driven the Wiener Mobile. You've driven the Wiener Mobile? Yes, well,
there are some requirements.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
You've kind of have insurance, a clean driving record and
no dignity.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Oh yeah, that's perfect for Billy. Yeah, that'd be good
for you, Billy. I what about that record thing? You
don't have a clean driving record? Maybe maybe not, none
of your business.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
No it's not, but it would be there.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Stay in your own lane there soon if you want
to drive the Wienermobile, if you want to put your
hands on the shaft that is the uh, the gearshifter.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I love driving the Wiener. Yeah, yeah, good morning, mister Kenneth.
Welcome back. Did you have a nice Christmas? You know
I did. I had a fabulous time.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
And it's it's not about gifts and what I got
or what I gave, although I did give some lovely gifts.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I have to say I'm a good gift giver. Was
it warm and balmy enough for you? Oh? Just the
way I lie.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Actually this morning, the breathe kicked in around midnight last night,
and that northern the coal front that came in from
the north has blown through the Gulf Coast area now
and it's it's quite brisk and chilly.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yeah. I don't know if it was this cold when
we were skiing. It was hot. It was, it was
very hot. Well, fortunately we're going back.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
We gotta go back because there was hardly any snow
and there's still hardly.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Any snow, but we still have to go back.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah, well, we're going back anyway, so we'll be working
the whole time.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
In the meantime.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Somebody else who had a warm Christmas was Voladimir Zelensky.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah, speaking of and I know that where we're headed here.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I just have to say, when I read this little headline,
if you're not worried about Marjorie Taylor Green's mental health,
you probably should be, or else she just could care less.
She has now criticized Trump meeting with Zelenski, Net and Yahoo,
all these people, having I guessed conversations with Plutin as well.
(02:34):
She says, can't we just do America. She doesn't want
him ending the wars going on around the world right now.
Let's just pull our heads in like turtles and ignore
all of that. Let's just focus on America only. And
that's really not a good.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Plan, man, God, all right, fine, I'll dissect it.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I don't want to have to do this, but look,
there's a big difference between writing one hundred billion dollar
shack for Ukraine to keep the war going and having
a conversation with Ukraine and Russia to end the war.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
And it ain't ended just yet. They got a twenty
point plan, and they said they got about ninety percent
of the plan worked out, which is eighteen of the
twenty points. Yeah, I double checked that, you know, with
the calculator and so they got too thorny, I think
is the word they used, sticking points that they can't
(03:32):
quite get over yet. Now in the meantime, Net and Yahoo,
he's celebrating that peace in the Middle East. You know,
they got that piece over there that Trump brought him
what month or two ago, And they're still killing each
other left.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
And right in the Middle East.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
You know, Hamas and the Goza strip and the Israeli
all that idea what do they call it, IDF, the
defense forces, they're all still going at each other, but
they're doing it under a peace agreement now and that
makes it better.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
And there's still one hostage left, Billy that did one.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I'm assuming there's hundreds gathered for a Shabbat service at
Tel Aviv's hostage Square on Friday to honor the slain
hostage Ron Givli, the last Israeli held in Gaza and
to come.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Won't let Ron loose you know, his body? Why don't they?
Why don't they turn him out?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Well, there's there's been no progress on the truce there
until his body's returned.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
That's what they possible, that they just misplaced him.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
You know, they probably have a lot of corpses over
there sadly, and maybe they.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Don't know how to find Ron.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
His body was snatched to Gaza. That's how they reported
he was snatched to Gaza. It's a weird article, uh
where it was reportedly it is being held by the
Palestinian Islamic Jahan.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
There's a It's kind of like Hamas Junior.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
We got to be tired of it by now, didn't they?
Did he get snatched like two years ago? And what
are they doing with it? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
There's only how many things you can do with a corpse,
especially after two years, and none of them are wholesome. No,
not a one of them is a good time. No,
I would assume not.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Anyway, you you brought up Zelensky that prompted this entire conversation.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Yeah, thank you. He's in Uh well, he was in
Palm Beach yesterday hanging out. He's still there.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
They went tomorrow a lago, which I guess gives Trump
a way to write that off as a business expense.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
He is trying to work out a deal Zelenski, Trump
and Putin and look, either the war goes on for
a long time and costs a lot more money. And
millions more lives, or we end it right now. That's
kind of what Trump's saying. Who knows what it feels like.
We've been having the same conversation for months and months.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
In the meantime, though, the Putin is still, you know,
lobbing rockets over there in Ukraine and blowing some stuff
up in the meantime, you know, just to let them know,
we can keep this up all day. If you don't
want to get peaceful, start agreeing to stuff, We'll just
keep on chunking them. I just wish people could act better.
But I wish people could act better. Yeah, it's Christmas time,
(06:07):
it is, and the.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Holidays are over, but the holidays.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Aren't over and over in the middle of a festive
Kwanza season right now. Somebody did ask in the email earlier,
what about this whole twelve days of Christmas? Really?
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Had said earlier?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Christmas is basically, you know, we get two days, you know,
Christmas Eve Christmas Day. But there is the twelve days
of Christmas. Don't those in the Catholic Church doctrine they
explain that pretty well. Don't those extend past Christmas?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Cause in a New Years, sure, twelve Day. Festive season
begins on christ Miss Day and it ends on January sixth.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
It is called the Feast of Epiphany. There you go,
get to have an epiphany.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Historically it was a period of feasting and celebration, and
today it is a religious season.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Let's do that. Let's do the feasting part this morning,
you won't do I woke up home.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I'm generally in favor of a good feast, but staying
at a Catholic church doesn't really mean it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah, well, like we'll get breakfice bill. Yet it's fine,
still better than the Jewish feasting. They just don't have
good food. It's just a well hang on for their holidays.
Now you can go to the Delhi and get great food,
and we've done that a lot. But on the holidays
they punish themselves with terrible food on purpose.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Well, I tell you what, I do.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Love a good Jewish deli, but matza ball soup, it's
never blown my mind. Yesterday I had a Mexican brunch.
It was outstanding. I love a Mexican brun. Oh yeah,
it was ridigitous.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, everything's good when you started with keiso,
Oh yeah, we had all.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
This stuff, dude, the Tamali's, you know, the little lady
bitty tacos or the green sauce.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
You dip them in there anyway.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Single Speaking of KWANSA, one person who definitely pretends to
celebrate Kwanza is Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett, who is now running
for good Lord, no, she is now running for senate seat. Okay,
she's not running for senate. When I was in Chicago,
he's running for something right.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
When I was in Chicago last week with my mom
for Christmas, I was watching the View because it just
happened to be on TV. Well, the morning news ended
and then the View starts, and so I was watching
Whoopy Goldberg explain how Jasmine Crockett's got a good chance.
She's got to fight hard for this, you bet ja,
and I don't think that. Whoopy realized as she was
explaining Jasmine's struggles, Jasmine is not trying to get the
(08:28):
senate seat in Texas.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
She knows she's not gonna win.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
That.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
She's trying to get your job, Whoopy Goldberg, that's true.
Do you not know that she's auditioning? How is it
everyone in America knows this it's Joe Biden's dementia all
over again.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I wish they would butt her in their first of all,
whoopy'd have to go, and then I would never have
to hear about Crockett again because she's on a shoe show.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
I don't watch right exactly.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Well, anyway, Jasmine's Crockett is back and she needs subtitles again.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
I'd let you all merry Christmas. I'm gonna go get my.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Groove on in Sydney because otherwise my mama.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Get at me. But I just wanted to check in
with you, and I.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Wanted to make sure that y'all know that will always
make sure I'm doing my parts to stay connected to
the real people.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
She's gonna get her, I think, I believe. Does she
say get her grub home? She said get her grub on?
Uh huh, yeah, I speak because her mama gonna get
at her. That's what she said. That's yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Now, if you were, you know, doing an impression of her,
I never would No, I wouldn't be. But if somebody
were to do an impressure and talk that way, they
would be racist one hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Oh yeah, obviously, I'm Tom Michaels and I want to
invite you to my new laundromat, White's only laundry. We
specialized and only washing and white laundry, so your linens, socks,
and undershirts will look fresher than ever.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
By focusing just on white laundry, our prices are twenty
five percent lower.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Than the other guys. Plus get an extra ten percent
discount by singing our slogan of the register for more
Waltman Johnson, so romantic.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yeah, I was just looking at here. This is incredible
porn science.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
No, well, it was a good gas because you know,
but probably about fifty percent of the time it's what
folks are looking at on the internet.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Billyeah. Porn is illegal in our state. You can't you
can't even get it here.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I would never No, you can't get none here. No,
I would never know. I was looking at a report
about science. I'm gonna see some porn. No, mister, Oh,
I thought you said you was. You couldn't get it. No,
I'm not trying to get porn. Yeah, and if you did,
it would be a crime. I wouldn't want to do that,
and I would never It's a sent to never mind,
So forget that thing.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
I just sent it in.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Mister, Oh, scientists just created a robot the size of
the of a grain of salt.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Say what, No, Yeah, it ain't that amazing. You believe that?
That's what that says? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Well, I mean why not. They didn't nano technology. I mean,
they've got things they can put in to your body.
The smaller than a cell technology. Everything about it is
smaller than an individual human cell. It's incredible. That's pretty fancy.
The robot that like that big. Are you supposed to
put it on your food? No, you don't know the faulty.
(11:13):
It's just the size comparison. No, it's just really small Billy.
Yet Well all right, Dan, that's pretty impressive.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
I mean think about it. Is there anything science can't do?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
No, we got all that AI and stuff. No, I
mean other than explain how Keith Richard is still alive.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Nobody gets that. Nobody understands it.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Now. Oh, speaking of celebrity death, I guess you heard
Brigitte Bardeaux, the feminist icon of France. Yeah, Brigita Bordeaux
sex symbol from way back fifties, even in sixties, and
she passed away.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
I'm very sad about this. At the age of ninety one.
I just learned who she was yesterday. That's what I figured.
Did you know she's some kind of right wing extremist. Yes, yes,
believe it or not.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
She'd been called racist many times late in life because
she was warning people in France, mainly about the unbridled
Muslim immigration, and it didn't stop anything. But she was
smart enough to realize that that is not good for
(12:12):
a non Muslim country.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
I guess you could see why a scantily clad, attractive
French woman who got rich and famous off being a
scantily glad, attractive French woman might be a little uncomfortable
about a culture that will stone women to death for
showing their wrists and ankles. In the meantime, there is
a woman running for office right now in South Carolina.
(12:34):
Let me get her up on the screen. If you
had to guess, I'm gonna show you. This is for
those you're obviously you're listening on the radio, so you
can't see what we're looking at.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
We are live shit a minute.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
It looks like a folded up pool umbrella. If you
want to see what we're looking at. We are live
streaming on social media right now. I'm Kenny Webster. You
can find me on x or on the Walton and
Johnson Facebook page.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Is there a woman inside that material?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
We are looking at full burka right now. It's a
woman in front of an American flag and what I
think is the North Carolina flag. She is running for
North Carolina Senate in District twenty two. Her name is
Lakeisha m Alston.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Well, of course it is. And uh, Keisha is a
strong woman. If you had to guess what party she's
running in, well, obviously Democrat. It turns out Republican. But
it was a trick question did you got him?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
But your instincts are correct here. As journalist Matt van
Swall reported, she has been a Democrat her whole life.
She first started voting in America in two thousand and
eight and voted in multiple Democrat primaries.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
And in two thousand and eight in America. H oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Muslim president.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
That's it. That's it.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Well, anyway, she loves Barack Obama apparently, but she's running
as a Republican.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Now, she's a Republican apparently. This is pretty common.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Lifelong Democrats lately have been running as Republicans in Red
County strongholds that sort of thing. So have you lived
in North Carolina and you see a woman named Lakeisha
on the ballot, you think, oh, uh, a diverse candidate.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Diversity, that's our strength.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Forget about that for a minute and just know that
she's been a Democrat into her whole life until five
minutes ago, and now suddenly she's one of us. And
she's just hoping that somebody's just gonna be looking down
the list and seeing R next to her name and
just let's vote for that Republican. Yeah, and then they'll
sneak her in the same way Texas and Harris County
sloped Lena Hidalgo in.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
I mean she ain't gone yet. Huh. We are talking
ful burkeer guys. Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
And that kind of thing isn't isolated in North Carolina.
Apparently there's been a lot of this going on lately
in Minnesota. Oh Minnesota, Oh boy, is this how people
talk in Minneapolis. I'm afraid it's not.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Now it's a Somalian accent, the gonner of the days
of the quaint, adorable Midwest accent you see in movies
like Fargo, and now we haven't. Now we have the
Leering Center. Well, well, for those of you that just
waken up, we talked about this earlier. Four million dollars
over two million dollars for the past two years in
a row were given to a what looks like, I
(15:13):
don't know, just an empty building somewhere where they claim
there's ninety children being educated. I don't know why they
needed millions of dollars, but they did so. A young journalist,
a kid in his early twenties name Nick Shirley, went
there to ask questions.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Nick, you know, when I was your age, I used
to watch all the local news stations, and every local
news operation had a guy, a roving reporter who would
go around and find waste, fraud, and abuse.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Are there local reporters like that in your area?
Speaker 5 (15:42):
And why do you think they weren't doing the work
that you did?
Speaker 3 (15:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
I'm like they're scared of being called nowadays because it's
some aliums our communists, probub. People are scared to be
calling islamophobic, racist, in which has nothing to do with
what's going on.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Because fraud is fraud.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
It doesn't matter if it's a black person, white person,
agent person, Mexican. Fraud is fraud, and we worked too
hard simply just to be paying taxes in enabling fraud
ofy be happening.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Dude, Yeah, we pay so many taxes that this two
million dollars a year ago in to what is essentially
an empty daycare center where they misspelled the word learning
out front, wasn't.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Even something most people would have noticed.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
It was just I'm curious between the health care facilities
that they have opened and there's no health care and
the learning of center's daycare is that they've opened and
there's no daycare going on, how is it that they
are getting two and a half million dollars a year
from the government when they opened a business. Because if
(16:46):
I was to open a business here, I don't think
the gun is gonna come running to me with a
check because.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
There's nobody that checks on this side.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
There's nobody to regulate, the regulators, there's nobody that actually
goes and looks later on after the government prog has
been created to figure out if the money's being misspent,
and took some kid in his early twenties to crack
the case wide open, big national news story. And I'll
ask you this question now that everyone knows this is happening,
what's gonna what's gonna happen next? And he is nobody
(17:15):
gonna do anything about it, is gonna put a stop
to it.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Two options.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Either we go in and we arrest people and we
start deporting these guys, or we all forget this.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Happened in about five minutes. That's the way it's gonna work. Well,
I didn't think you had it in you. I'm huckle
better stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson
Exciting news kids. The Wiener Mobile is looking for drivers.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I never did drive it, but I did get to
sit in the seat. They just parked it out front
in the radio station one year, and uh, you know,
it gave us a little tour. You come on in,
you get you get in the Wiener Mobile. Yeah, and
and and then I was like, I want fire this
puppy up. The little lady that was in charge, she
was put her hands on her very large hips and
(00:26):
it's like, no, we're we're not gonna do that. So
I didn't get to drive it. Well does it pay well,
great question. You could get this job?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
It does?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
It has a uh a generous paycheck.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I just realized I'm the only one here that's ever
driven the Wiener Mobile. You've driven the Wiener Mobile? Yes, well,
there are some requirements.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
You've kind of have insurance, a clean driving record and
no dignity.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Oh yeah, that's perfect for Billy. Yeah, that'd be good
for you, Billy. I what about that record thing? You
don't have a clean driving record? Maybe maybe not, none
of your business.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
No it's not, but it would be there.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Stay in your own lane there soon if you want
to drive the Wienermobile, if you want to put your
hands on the shaft that is the uh, the gearshifter.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I love driving the Wiener. Yeah, yeah, good morning, mister Kenneth.
Welcome back. Did you have a nice Christmas? You know
I did. I had a fabulous time.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
And it's it's not about gifts and what I got
or what I gave, although I did give some lovely gifts.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I have to say I'm a good gift giver. Was
it warm and balmy enough for you? Oh? Just the
way I lie.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Actually this morning, the breathe kicked in around midnight last night,
and that northern the coal front that came in from
the north has blown through the Gulf Coast area now
and it's it's quite brisk and chilly.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yeah. I don't know if it was this cold when
we were skiing. It was hot. It was, it was
very hot. Well, fortunately we're going back.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
We gotta go back because there was hardly any snow
and there's still hardly.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Any snow, but we still have to go back.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah, well, we're going back anyway, so we'll be working
the whole time.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
In the meantime.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Somebody else who had a warm Christmas was Voladimir Zelensky.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah, speaking of and I know that where we're headed here.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I just have to say, when I read this little headline,
if you're not worried about Marjorie Taylor Green's mental health,
you probably should be, or else she just could care less.
She has now criticized Trump meeting with Zelenski, Net and Yahoo,
all these people, having I guessed conversations with Plutin as well.
(02:34):
She says, can't we just do America. She doesn't want
him ending the wars going on around the world right now.
Let's just pull our heads in like turtles and ignore
all of that. Let's just focus on America only. And
that's really not a good.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Plan, man, God, all right, fine, I'll dissect it.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I don't want to have to do this, but look,
there's a big difference between writing one hundred billion dollar
shack for Ukraine to keep the war going and having
a conversation with Ukraine and Russia to end the war.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
And it ain't ended just yet. They got a twenty
point plan, and they said they got about ninety percent
of the plan worked out, which is eighteen of the
twenty points. Yeah, I double checked that, you know, with
the calculator and so they got too thorny, I think
is the word they used, sticking points that they can't
(03:32):
quite get over yet. Now in the meantime, Net and Yahoo,
he's celebrating that peace in the Middle East. You know,
they got that piece over there that Trump brought him
what month or two ago, And they're still killing each
other left.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
And right in the Middle East.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
You know, Hamas and the Goza strip and the Israeli
all that idea what do they call it, IDF, the
defense forces, they're all still going at each other, but
they're doing it under a peace agreement now and that
makes it better.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
And there's still one hostage left, Billy that did one.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I'm assuming there's hundreds gathered for a Shabbat service at
Tel Aviv's hostage Square on Friday to honor the slain
hostage Ron Givli, the last Israeli held in Gaza and
to come.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Won't let Ron loose you know, his body? Why don't they?
Why don't they turn him out?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Well, there's there's been no progress on the truce there
until his body's returned.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
That's what they possible, that they just misplaced him.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
You know, they probably have a lot of corpses over
there sadly, and maybe they.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Don't know how to find Ron.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
His body was snatched to Gaza. That's how they reported
he was snatched to Gaza. It's a weird article, uh
where it was reportedly it is being held by the
Palestinian Islamic Jahan.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
There's a It's kind of like Hamas Junior.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
We got to be tired of it by now, didn't they?
Did he get snatched like two years ago? And what
are they doing with it? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
There's only how many things you can do with a corpse,
especially after two years, and none of them are wholesome. No,
not a one of them is a good time. No,
I would assume not.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Anyway, you you brought up Zelensky that prompted this entire conversation.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Yeah, thank you. He's in Uh well, he was in
Palm Beach yesterday hanging out. He's still there.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
They went tomorrow a lago, which I guess gives Trump
a way to write that off as a business expense.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
He is trying to work out a deal Zelenski, Trump
and Putin and look, either the war goes on for
a long time and costs a lot more money. And
millions more lives, or we end it right now. That's
kind of what Trump's saying. Who knows what it feels like.
We've been having the same conversation for months and months.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
In the meantime, though, the Putin is still, you know,
lobbing rockets over there in Ukraine and blowing some stuff
up in the meantime, you know, just to let them know,
we can keep this up all day. If you don't
want to get peaceful, start agreeing to stuff, We'll just
keep on chunking them. I just wish people could act better.
But I wish people could act better. Yeah, it's Christmas time,
(06:07):
it is, and the.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Holidays are over, but the holidays.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Aren't over and over in the middle of a festive
Kwanza season right now. Somebody did ask in the email earlier,
what about this whole twelve days of Christmas? Really?
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Had said earlier?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Christmas is basically, you know, we get two days, you know,
Christmas Eve Christmas Day. But there is the twelve days
of Christmas. Don't those in the Catholic Church doctrine they
explain that pretty well. Don't those extend past Christmas?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Cause in a New Years, sure, twelve Day. Festive season
begins on christ Miss Day and it ends on January sixth.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
It is called the Feast of Epiphany. There you go,
get to have an epiphany.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Historically it was a period of feasting and celebration, and
today it is a religious season.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Let's do that. Let's do the feasting part this morning,
you won't do I woke up home.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I'm generally in favor of a good feast, but staying
at a Catholic church doesn't really mean it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah, well, like we'll get breakfice bill. Yet it's fine,
still better than the Jewish feasting. They just don't have
good food. It's just a well hang on for their holidays.
Now you can go to the Delhi and get great food,
and we've done that a lot. But on the holidays
they punish themselves with terrible food on purpose.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Well, I tell you what, I do.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Love a good Jewish deli, but matza ball soup, it's
never blown my mind. Yesterday I had a Mexican brunch.
It was outstanding. I love a Mexican brun. Oh yeah,
it was ridigitous.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, everything's good when you started with keiso,
Oh yeah, we had all.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
This stuff, dude, the Tamali's, you know, the little lady
bitty tacos or the green sauce.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
You dip them in there anyway.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Single Speaking of KWANSA, one person who definitely pretends to
celebrate Kwanza is Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett, who is now running
for good Lord, no, she is now running for senate seat. Okay,
she's not running for senate. When I was in Chicago,
he's running for something right.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
When I was in Chicago last week with my mom
for Christmas, I was watching the View because it just
happened to be on TV. Well, the morning news ended
and then the View starts, and so I was watching
Whoopy Goldberg explain how Jasmine Crockett's got a good chance.
She's got to fight hard for this, you bet ja,
and I don't think that. Whoopy realized as she was
explaining Jasmine's struggles, Jasmine is not trying to get the
(08:28):
senate seat in Texas.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
She knows she's not gonna win.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
That.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
She's trying to get your job, Whoopy Goldberg, that's true.
Do you not know that she's auditioning? How is it
everyone in America knows this it's Joe Biden's dementia all
over again.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I wish they would butt her in their first of all,
whoopy'd have to go, and then I would never have
to hear about Crockett again because she's on a shoe show.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
I don't watch right exactly.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Well, anyway, Jasmine's Crockett is back and she needs subtitles again.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
I'd let you all merry Christmas. I'm gonna go get my.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Groove on in Sydney because otherwise my mama.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Get at me. But I just wanted to check in
with you, and I.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Wanted to make sure that y'all know that will always
make sure I'm doing my parts to stay connected to
the real people.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
She's gonna get her, I think, I believe. Does she
say get her grub home? She said get her grub on?
Uh huh, yeah, I speak because her mama gonna get
at her. That's what she said. That's yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Now, if you were, you know, doing an impression of her,
I never would No, I wouldn't be. But if somebody
were to do an impressure and talk that way, they
would be racist one hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Oh yeah, obviously, I'm Tom Michaels and I want to
invite you to my new laundromat, White's only laundry. We
specialized and only washing and white laundry, so your linens, socks,
and undershirts will look fresher than ever.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
By focusing just on white laundry, our prices are twenty
five percent lower.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Than the other guys. Plus get an extra ten percent
discount by singing our slogan of the register for more
Waltman Johnson, so romantic.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yeah, I was just looking at here. This is incredible
porn science.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
No, well, it was a good gas because you know,
but probably about fifty percent of the time it's what
folks are looking at on the internet.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Billyeah. Porn is illegal in our state. You can't you
can't even get it here.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I would never No, you can't get none here. No,
I would never know. I was looking at a report
about science. I'm gonna see some porn. No, mister, Oh,
I thought you said you was. You couldn't get it. No,
I'm not trying to get porn. Yeah, and if you did,
it would be a crime. I wouldn't want to do that,
and I would never It's a sent to never mind,
So forget that thing.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
I just sent it in.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Mister, Oh, scientists just created a robot the size of
the of a grain of salt.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Say what, No, Yeah, it ain't that amazing. You believe that?
That's what that says? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Well, I mean why not. They didn't nano technology. I mean,
they've got things they can put in to your body.
The smaller than a cell technology. Everything about it is
smaller than an individual human cell. It's incredible. That's pretty fancy.
The robot that like that big. Are you supposed to
put it on your food? No, you don't know the faulty.
(11:13):
It's just the size comparison. No, it's just really small Billy.
Yet Well all right, Dan, that's pretty impressive.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
I mean think about it. Is there anything science can't do?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
No, we got all that AI and stuff. No, I
mean other than explain how Keith Richard is still alive.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Nobody gets that. Nobody understands it.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Now. Oh, speaking of celebrity death, I guess you heard
Brigitte Bardeaux, the feminist icon of France. Yeah, Brigita Bordeaux
sex symbol from way back fifties, even in sixties, and
she passed away.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
I'm very sad about this. At the age of ninety one.
I just learned who she was yesterday. That's what I figured.
Did you know she's some kind of right wing extremist. Yes, yes,
believe it or not.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
She'd been called racist many times late in life because
she was warning people in France, mainly about the unbridled
Muslim immigration, and it didn't stop anything. But she was
smart enough to realize that that is not good for
(12:12):
a non Muslim country.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
I guess you could see why a scantily clad, attractive
French woman who got rich and famous off being a
scantily glad, attractive French woman might be a little uncomfortable
about a culture that will stone women to death for
showing their wrists and ankles. In the meantime, there is
a woman running for office right now in South Carolina.
(12:34):
Let me get her up on the screen. If you
had to guess, I'm gonna show you. This is for
those you're obviously you're listening on the radio, so you
can't see what we're looking at.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
We are live shit a minute.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
It looks like a folded up pool umbrella. If you
want to see what we're looking at. We are live
streaming on social media right now. I'm Kenny Webster. You
can find me on x or on the Walton and
Johnson Facebook page.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Is there a woman inside that material?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
We are looking at full burka right now. It's a
woman in front of an American flag and what I
think is the North Carolina flag. She is running for
North Carolina Senate in District twenty two. Her name is
Lakeisha m Alston.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Well, of course it is. And uh, Keisha is a
strong woman. If you had to guess what party she's
running in, well, obviously Democrat. It turns out Republican. But
it was a trick question did you got him?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
But your instincts are correct here. As journalist Matt van
Swall reported, she has been a Democrat her whole life.
She first started voting in America in two thousand and
eight and voted in multiple Democrat primaries.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
And in two thousand and eight in America. H oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Muslim president.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
That's it. That's it.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Well, anyway, she loves Barack Obama apparently, but she's running
as a Republican.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Now, she's a Republican apparently. This is pretty common.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Lifelong Democrats lately have been running as Republicans in Red
County strongholds that sort of thing. So have you lived
in North Carolina and you see a woman named Lakeisha
on the ballot, you think, oh, uh, a diverse candidate.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Diversity, that's our strength.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Forget about that for a minute and just know that
she's been a Democrat into her whole life until five
minutes ago, and now suddenly she's one of us. And
she's just hoping that somebody's just gonna be looking down
the list and seeing R next to her name and
just let's vote for that Republican. Yeah, and then they'll
sneak her in the same way Texas and Harris County
sloped Lena Hidalgo in.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
I mean she ain't gone yet. Huh. We are talking
ful burkeer guys. Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
And that kind of thing isn't isolated in North Carolina.
Apparently there's been a lot of this going on lately
in Minnesota. Oh Minnesota, Oh boy, is this how people
talk in Minneapolis. I'm afraid it's not.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Now it's a Somalian accent, the gonner of the days
of the quaint, adorable Midwest accent you see in movies
like Fargo, and now we haven't. Now we have the
Leering Center. Well, well, for those of you that just
waken up, we talked about this earlier. Four million dollars
over two million dollars for the past two years in
a row were given to a what looks like, I
(15:13):
don't know, just an empty building somewhere where they claim
there's ninety children being educated. I don't know why they
needed millions of dollars, but they did so. A young journalist,
a kid in his early twenties name Nick Shirley, went
there to ask questions.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Nick, you know, when I was your age, I used
to watch all the local news stations, and every local
news operation had a guy, a roving reporter who would
go around and find waste, fraud, and abuse.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Are there local reporters like that in your area?
Speaker 5 (15:42):
And why do you think they weren't doing the work
that you did?
Speaker 3 (15:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
I'm like they're scared of being called nowadays because it's
some aliums our communists, probub. People are scared to be
calling islamophobic, racist, in which has nothing to do with
what's going on.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Because fraud is fraud.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
It doesn't matter if it's a black person, white person,
agent person, Mexican. Fraud is fraud, and we worked too
hard simply just to be paying taxes in enabling fraud
ofy be happening.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Dude, Yeah, we pay so many taxes that this two
million dollars a year ago in to what is essentially
an empty daycare center where they misspelled the word learning
out front, wasn't.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Even something most people would have noticed.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
It was just I'm curious between the health care facilities
that they have opened and there's no health care and
the learning of center's daycare is that they've opened and
there's no daycare going on, how is it that they
are getting two and a half million dollars a year
from the government when they opened a business. Because if
(16:46):
I was to open a business here, I don't think
the gun is gonna come running to me with a
check because.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
There's nobody that checks on this side.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
There's nobody to regulate, the regulators, there's nobody that actually
goes and looks later on after the government prog has
been created to figure out if the money's being misspent,
and took some kid in his early twenties to crack
the case wide open, big national news story. And I'll
ask you this question now that everyone knows this is happening,
what's gonna what's gonna happen next? And he is nobody
(17:15):
gonna do anything about it, is gonna put a stop
to it.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Two options.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Either we go in and we arrest people and we
start deporting these guys, or we all forget this.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Happened in about five minutes. That's the way it's gonna work. Well,
I didn't think you had it in you. I'm huckle
better stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson
Popular Podcasts
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.