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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, hear me out. I think I hate to
(00:02):
break this too, because I get that you screwed up
all the music and that's your big joke. Today, I
think I just realized for the first time in my
life that mister Vain got it. And rhythm is a dancer.
It's the same song, mister Kenneth. It's not a different
so it's the same thing. It's the same piano jingle,
the melody.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
So angry and admed about the stance you've taken. I'm
not disagreeing with you. I'm gonna allow you to have
this feeling.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I just don't get how like your culture and they
built a whole lifestyle around this music, but it's just
the same music over and over again.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Well, you've taken a little far now, but we're not
here to argue about it. We're just here to enjoy it. Listen,
it's the same thing. In the meantime, since we've already
started it, we might as well follow it up with
more news of the mentally disabled.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Oh like, more about the Democrats. What are they doing?
I thought we were doing with that.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
That's an umbrella of the mentally disabled. Sure, but no,
let's go to Oklahoma, shall we.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
They don't have any Democrats in Oklahoma. What are you
talking about it?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
A man in Oklahoma named Larry was a patron at
a strip club recently. The club's called Bare Assets. I'm
sure you've been there.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Oh that's clever because like ass. But then it's you know,
it's funny. It's a funny play on words. It's funny.
It's really clever.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
While enjoying whatever it was was going on there in
the club, probably the assets, he for some reason randomly
attacked the janitor. M not clear why, but Larry, apparently,
according to some people nearby, called the janitor a bad name,
a racial slur word I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Know, something about Mexicans.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
And then he georged the janitor with a knife.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Oh no, that wow, that's almost as bad as calling
him a racial slur.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Well, the janitor, who was sweeping at the time, has
a mental disability, that's probably why they hired him to sweep.
And he used the broom to defend himself. Matter of fact,
me more than himself. He hit Larry with the broom.
Sounds like he's pretty smart. Actually knocked him down and
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jumped on him and started beating him. The janitor wasn't
harmed at all. Larry was taken to the hospital for
some medical attention and then arrested for assault and battery
with a dangerous weapon and racial harassment, which is even
worse than attacking somebody with a knife.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
It's my understanding. Actually, some of these janitors will call
him are actually really strong.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Did you guys know that although the strength of six
me and oh yeah, have you ever read that book
What's sure? That's appropriate?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
You know the book about the guy with the really
you know, the two guys their friends and one of
them is like really strong. You know the book I'm
talking about, right, Schindler's List, Yeah, Ba's yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
And for those of you who remember this news from
twenty twelve, back then, thirteen years ago, a man opened
a car wash in Florida. Uh huh that only hired
autistic people. Every employee autistic. The reason for that is
because his son was born with autism and needed a
(03:07):
job as he got older. Well now, thirteen years later,
back in the news, who could have predicted this? They
are now opening their fourth location next year and employ
a total of ninety neuro divergent adults.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
All jokes aside I love that. I think that's really cool.
Who's joking, Well, I'm not joking me. I joke about
everything all morning. I don't take anything seriously. But I
really like that. I think two of my favorite kinds
of people like I wish all my friends. My friends
are just bitter, angry, ugly people, but a handful of
them either are autistic or have down syndrome, and those
are by far the nicest people I know. It's not
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even close.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I'm sure they say the same wonderful things about.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
You, I would imagine if they're being honest. They're probably not.
But still they're my buddies, and I love them.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Let's pretend they did.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I there's not far away from here. There's an ice
cream place, and they I can't pronounce the name of it.
It's impossible to see. It's rou cham blah or something
like that. H it's right down the street from here.
And that's a furniture store. No, that's something else. No,
that is a place. It never occurred to me that
the ice cream place and the bougie furniture store of
almost the same name.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
But you're not talking about the same place.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
This joke won't make sense to anyone.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
You can't even take ice cream into the furniture store,
it's that nice. They don't want you drippin'.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
No, you're right it this joke won't make sense to
anyone except for people that live in Upsound, Houston. But
you're right. There's an ice cream place that is almost
the same name as the furniture store. Anyway. The ice
cream place, rock on Blesk, is what it's called. I
just wanted to get it. They hire I can't say
it rock em Blaska could be right. They hire mentally
disabled people to work there. And they're just the nicest,
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sweetest people. They're so kind, and they're very accommodating, and
they do a good job. And when I'm there, I
just I feel like I don't want to leave the
ice cream place. I feel surrounded by feel at home.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I do feel like you're amongst you know, your own kind.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I feel like I really fit in with these people.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
That's That's a beautiful feeling, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I think so too. Why are you laughing when you
say it? Though? It makes me wonder if you mean
something else.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
I'm not laughing.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I'm happy me too, I'm happy for you me. I'm
happy for me. Thank you, mister Kenneth. I still suspicious
about why you're saying it like that.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Though you want a ball, you have a ball?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Oh yeah, get it, gets the ball? Gets the ball?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Here at catch? Billy ed what where to do? You
didn't even throw anything. I'm not falling over that again.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
The good old days. ABC News reports Terry Moran, who
was fired for being an anti Trump partisan hack, now
admits that the networks are biased against President Trump. Oh now,
ABC News has the same problem so many leading cultural
institutions do in America, lack of a viewpoint diversity. They
don't have. It doesn't exist. I will I will tell you.
The thing with ABC News that's so incredible is a
(05:49):
lot of us didn't realize it until somewhat recently. I
think there was a while there where we still pretended
ABC News was one of the news outlets that was
vaguely by part of that. They had a couple of
concerned No, they didn't. It's probably farther left than CNN.
It's it's as far to the left as MSNBC, and
MSNBC owns it. ABC News. They just talk in a
(06:11):
way to make it sound like, well, it could be true.
Could and every morning you put on ABC News and
the reporter is just anti Trump this. They won't tell
you anything if it's not critical of Pete Hegseth or
Marco Rubio.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
And that's different from most of the other networks how exactly.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
CBS News has a couple of conservatives, don't they. Isn't
that where what cherryl Atkins worked there for a while? Yeah, yeah,
not a lot of them though, there's hardly any.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Well that's the old days that used to be, but
now they're like all the other alphabets.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Where was Lara Logan at CBS or ABC one of them?
I think it's Lara Lara. I don't know, there's two.
There's two things about her. I really like, what is
that her eyes? Yeah? And her reporting? Well, of course,
and I really like both of those things about her.
She's just a lovely woman that anyway time, I do,
but think we should probably uh celebrate when we get
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an opportunity to celebrate, like you know, we're number one,
then I think we need to take that that shot
while we have it. Louisiana has just been named and
I don't know if this is like for so many
years in a row or if they even have that
list number one in chlamydia. Oh, come on, I'm sure
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that we here in Texas could beat them for that.
I would like to think so, But no, are we
even trying? It turns out we do have to try harder. Uh,
nothing nothing to clap about. Get it? Do you guys
get what he did? Because the clap?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
But we're only Louisiana, say we with listeners all over
the number two in gonorrhea, So there's still work to
be done.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Kids. Maybe I just don't get it. But the thing
I never understood about commydian and the.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
CDC reports Louisiana number one committee with thirty six thousand,
two hundred cases.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Do y'all not know that this is easily carried with antibiotics?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Would you rather just not have it at all in
the first place? That would be better? Well?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Why does it exist? It can be carried right now
with basic antibiotics, not like even advanced Danham No, the
most basic antibiotics available. You could take antibiotics for something
else and accidentally carry your chlamydia. How does it stid?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Italy?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Sure, like I had a scratch or something. Oh, here's
some antibiotics. Oh, your chlamydia went away even better? How
does it still exist?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
A chlamydia case rate Louisiana is forty six percent higher
than the national average. Wow, that's a lot of higher.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Where do you think the lowest case of chlamydia is?
Probably Delaware? I would bet you know, just because there's
nine people there and they're not having sex. Well, yeah,
it's sexually transmitted. And I don't know who's even possibly
having sex in Delaware. Yeah, who wants to touch Jill Biden.
They're remaking Indiana Jones without Harrison Ford. You can't do that.
And now they're making Ghostbusters with only women. What's going on?
(09:05):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network? And right there, apparently they
also found two kinds of crabs in her underwear.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Really yeah, huh, she's an animal enthusiast, obviously.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Indeed, it certainly seems that way. I wonder who she
was Sidney Sweeney in other news, Uh, this is great.
Apparently we've just found out that Oh I just saw
a photo of the guy you were talking about. I
didn't see the picture of the janitor, the dude that
beat us, not out of the janitor at the strip
club at Oklahoma.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
The janitor beat us, not out of the dude.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
The janitor beat us, not out of the dude at
the knife. Yeah, dude, he looks.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Like, which guy are we looking at here?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
It's the same guy right in that, But.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Which guy is that janitor or attacker?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
That's the victim.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Obviously he didn't call that guy didn't get called a
racial slur because he's white. Yeah, you can't slur a
white man. Anything you call him is fine. If a
mentally really got he looks like he got a with
a like a jaguar.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
He looks like he got into a fight with a
dump truck.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
A lot of cuts on his face and stuff. Does
this janitor have like Schakari fingernails or something?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Oh? Man, I don't know, but now I kind of
watch Chakari fingernails. Oh I know what if you could
just put them on at the airport and use him
as a weapon check at Yeah? No, no, cha cha,
Well that's right, Sorry, Chakari did She's great, By the way,
she's an American hero. I don't think anyone should ever
arrest a black woman for getting into a fight at
an airport. I don't know why they even did that.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Thanks to Lisa, by the way, and many many others
who have emailed and said, wow, your your music is
way better today for some reason. Thanks Lise.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Okay, Lisa, I'm gonna let you in on a secret.
We had a database of music and all the file
names are the same. Like a minute ago, I was
just trying to play White Snake and instead it was
something called el DeBarge something good. Rhythm of this is
a thing. I thought rhythm of a Night was a
different song. It's the rhythm of that night. It's different, different,
(11:06):
There's more than one rhythm of the night. How many
rhythms of the night are there? It's weird. It is weird.
There's a very weird eight six six is love WJ.
You can call the show, but we don't recommend it.
I also don't recommend getting in a taking a parasale instruction.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Of course, in Tunisia two Tunisia? Is that a place this.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Lady went on vacation to Tunisia? Where is that, mister Kenneth,
Is that in Africa or somewhere?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Sounds like Africa?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Sounds like yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Think so I'm gonna go ahead and go with that.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
So she gets on the parasale with the instructor. They
fly up into the sky there.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
This is that thing where they drag them behind a
boat bingo, and they're flying in a like what would
be a parachute, except that it doesn't come down.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
That's exact days up. You're right, Yeah, that's exactly right.
So her name's Michelle. She's fifty two years old. I
mean for a fifty two year a woman, she looks amazing.
She's on vacation with her seventeen year old and her
sixteen year old twin sons and her daughter's friends. It's
her and a bunch of younger people that are basically
her kids and her kids' friends. And they're on this
exotic vacation and they said, mom, Mom, you know you're
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a beautiful woman. You should enjoy yourself. You should go parasailing.
So she gets in the parasale, the little harnessed thing
with the instructor. There. Oh, the instructor's going with tandem.
I believe they call it tandem, I think is the
right word, mister Kenneth. And they're soaring above the sky,
majestically above us, up above the clouds, and that is
when the parasale instructor decides he is going to sexually
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assault this woman. What yep o, cat, I.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Thought maybe he was just going to play a joke
on her and pretend they were falling out.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Michelle had initially planned to go on the tandem flight
with a friend, but on the day they learned it
was too windy, so she went with the operator instead.
They get up in the air and apparently it's Michelle's turn.
She claims the operator pressed his genital's hard against her
started groping her. During the experience, she could feel the
back of her bikini bottoms being pulled down. He's pulling
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on the strap. He was tiing the harness to get
closer to her. His legs straddled around her. He had
one hand up on the parachute, the other was on her.
She felt him groping her leg and he was speaking Arabic.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Oh okay, maybe he was praying at the time.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
So she kept arching her back to try to get
him away from her. Archdep back. Well, apparently that was
turning him on. He was getting very excited by it.
She said it was scary. She got down to the ground,
burst into tears, immediately started complaining to the manager and
the local police, and so they arrested the guy. The
woman said, She said, as a woman, you expect a
bit of banter for men in these countries. But this
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wasn't banter. It was sexual assault.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Obviously he wasn't handsome enough for her. You know, if
if a really handsome man did that, there would be
no complaints, no sexual harassment, no nothing. She might have even,
you know, tipped him a little some extra on the
way out. If I agree with him, Am I going
to get fired too?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Or is that do I also get called down to
HR or I'm bulletproof on net?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
So I'm gonna to disagree with you. I wouldn't go
with it if I was you. But let's face it
is the truth. If if what's the what's the what's
the name of a handsome dude? If about Clooney Brad, Yeah,
all right, if George Clooney was feeling her up while
they was floating around on the parasue, she would have
been begging for more. So really, only ugly dudes get in.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Trouble for this kind of thing, all right, But you know,
I'll play white Devil's advocate here on this one. I'm
gonna climb out on a limb and guess that a
guy as handsome as George Clooney or Brad Pitt probably
doesn't have to sexually assault someone. It's probably offered to
them with.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Why it doesn't happen as often as you'd like.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Yeah, it's not quite the way you're describing, mister Row.
I mean, it was a if all right, it wasn't. No,
he's right, if is he? Well check the tape I
think he said if so, that's a fair point. I'm
still a very odd time to be alive in this country, guys,
isis soldier beheading Christians and Mozambique burning churches and homes?
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You just was? It's kind of you, right, it's just beak.
Now I'm starting to think you're isis. How do you
know how to pronounce that word? What kind of yeah? Yeah?
Where'd you go to school? Yeah? Exactly, we learned to
say stuff, right? What Muslim terrorist graduate course? Were you in? Freak?
Speaker 2 (15:13):
I'm sorry? I know Tunisia is in Africa, and I
know how to pronounce mozam beque. Shoot me cut my
hat off then?
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Anyway, iish soldiers beheading Christians and mozambiqu burning churches and homes.
It was a silent genocide. Isis is their affiliates are
killing Christians out there in the streets, according to this report.
But weirdly, only Fox News is reporting on it.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yeah, and it's not really news. I think that's that
kind of stuff happens every day over there. Maybe the
rest of the networks just decided is it really news
when they do it all the time?
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Look, I think it's Uh, it's Ukraine that matters.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Now.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
We don't have time to worry about this mosam Beq,
if that's what you call it, I if you say so,
I doubt it's right. Yeah, I don't think it's a
real place. But anyway, I'm most excited about this today
Malania Trump earning a groveling apology from James Carvill after
challenging the false Epstein connection. Everyone knows you do not
mess with Milania. You gotta love Malania's energy.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
What did Carvil say?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Her? Carvel had this conspiracy theory about how Milania was
part of the Epstein thing. And for anyway, she's triggered
and she's very angry. And now he's apologizing, saying, yeah,
it's true, I made it up. I apologize.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Oh, he admits he just made it up.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
I think when he realized that she was like a
foot taller than him, he realized he probably shouldn't start
a fight with her. Yeah, the N word. This is
the Walton and Johnson Show.
All right, hear me out. I think I hate to
(00:02):
break this too, because I get that you screwed up
all the music and that's your big joke. Today, I
think I just realized for the first time in my
life that mister Vain got it. And rhythm is a dancer.
It's the same song, mister Kenneth. It's not a different
so it's the same thing. It's the same piano jingle,
the melody.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
So angry and admed about the stance you've taken. I'm
not disagreeing with you. I'm gonna allow you to have
this feeling.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I just don't get how like your culture and they
built a whole lifestyle around this music, but it's just
the same music over and over again.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Well, you've taken a little far now, but we're not
here to argue about it. We're just here to enjoy it. Listen,
it's the same thing. In the meantime, since we've already
started it, we might as well follow it up with
more news of the mentally disabled.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Oh like, more about the Democrats. What are they doing?
I thought we were doing with that.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
That's an umbrella of the mentally disabled. Sure, but no,
let's go to Oklahoma, shall we.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
They don't have any Democrats in Oklahoma. What are you
talking about it?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
A man in Oklahoma named Larry was a patron at
a strip club recently. The club's called Bare Assets. I'm
sure you've been there.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Oh that's clever because like ass. But then it's you know,
it's funny. It's a funny play on words. It's funny.
It's really clever.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
While enjoying whatever it was was going on there in
the club, probably the assets, he for some reason randomly
attacked the janitor. M not clear why, but Larry, apparently,
according to some people nearby, called the janitor a bad name,
a racial slur word I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Know, something about Mexicans.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
And then he georged the janitor with a knife.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Oh no, that wow, that's almost as bad as calling
him a racial slur.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Well, the janitor, who was sweeping at the time, has
a mental disability, that's probably why they hired him to sweep.
And he used the broom to defend himself. Matter of fact,
me more than himself. He hit Larry with the broom.
Sounds like he's pretty smart. Actually knocked him down and
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jumped on him and started beating him. The janitor wasn't
harmed at all. Larry was taken to the hospital for
some medical attention and then arrested for assault and battery
with a dangerous weapon and racial harassment, which is even
worse than attacking somebody with a knife.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
It's my understanding. Actually, some of these janitors will call
him are actually really strong.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Did you guys know that although the strength of six
me and oh yeah, have you ever read that book
What's sure? That's appropriate?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
You know the book about the guy with the really
you know, the two guys their friends and one of
them is like really strong. You know the book I'm
talking about, right, Schindler's List, Yeah, Ba's yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
And for those of you who remember this news from
twenty twelve, back then, thirteen years ago, a man opened
a car wash in Florida. Uh huh that only hired
autistic people. Every employee autistic. The reason for that is
because his son was born with autism and needed a
(03:07):
job as he got older. Well now, thirteen years later,
back in the news, who could have predicted this? They
are now opening their fourth location next year and employ
a total of ninety neuro divergent adults.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
All jokes aside I love that. I think that's really cool.
Who's joking, Well, I'm not joking me. I joke about
everything all morning. I don't take anything seriously. But I
really like that. I think two of my favorite kinds
of people like I wish all my friends. My friends
are just bitter, angry, ugly people, but a handful of
them either are autistic or have down syndrome, and those
are by far the nicest people I know. It's not
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even close.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I'm sure they say the same wonderful things about.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
You, I would imagine if they're being honest. They're probably not.
But still they're my buddies, and I love them.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Let's pretend they did.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I there's not far away from here. There's an ice
cream place, and they I can't pronounce the name of it.
It's impossible to see. It's rou cham blah or something
like that. H it's right down the street from here.
And that's a furniture store. No, that's something else. No,
that is a place. It never occurred to me that
the ice cream place and the bougie furniture store of
almost the same name.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
But you're not talking about the same place.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
This joke won't make sense to anyone.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
You can't even take ice cream into the furniture store,
it's that nice. They don't want you drippin'.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
No, you're right it this joke won't make sense to
anyone except for people that live in Upsound, Houston. But
you're right. There's an ice cream place that is almost
the same name as the furniture store. Anyway. The ice
cream place, rock on Blesk, is what it's called. I
just wanted to get it. They hire I can't say
it rock em Blaska could be right. They hire mentally
disabled people to work there. And they're just the nicest,
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sweetest people. They're so kind, and they're very accommodating, and
they do a good job. And when I'm there, I
just I feel like I don't want to leave the
ice cream place. I feel surrounded by feel at home.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I do feel like you're amongst you know, your own kind.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I feel like I really fit in with these people.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
That's That's a beautiful feeling, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I think so too. Why are you laughing when you
say it? Though? It makes me wonder if you mean
something else.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
I'm not laughing.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I'm happy me too, I'm happy for you me. I'm
happy for me. Thank you, mister Kenneth. I still suspicious
about why you're saying it like that.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Though you want a ball, you have a ball?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Oh yeah, get it, gets the ball? Gets the ball?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Here at catch? Billy ed what where to do? You
didn't even throw anything. I'm not falling over that again.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
The good old days. ABC News reports Terry Moran, who
was fired for being an anti Trump partisan hack, now
admits that the networks are biased against President Trump. Oh now,
ABC News has the same problem so many leading cultural
institutions do in America, lack of a viewpoint diversity. They
don't have. It doesn't exist. I will I will tell you.
The thing with ABC News that's so incredible is a
(05:49):
lot of us didn't realize it until somewhat recently. I
think there was a while there where we still pretended
ABC News was one of the news outlets that was
vaguely by part of that. They had a couple of
concerned No, they didn't. It's probably farther left than CNN.
It's it's as far to the left as MSNBC, and
MSNBC owns it. ABC News. They just talk in a
(06:11):
way to make it sound like, well, it could be true.
Could and every morning you put on ABC News and
the reporter is just anti Trump this. They won't tell
you anything if it's not critical of Pete Hegseth or
Marco Rubio.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
And that's different from most of the other networks how exactly.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
CBS News has a couple of conservatives, don't they. Isn't
that where what cherryl Atkins worked there for a while? Yeah, yeah,
not a lot of them though, there's hardly any.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Well that's the old days that used to be, but
now they're like all the other alphabets.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Where was Lara Logan at CBS or ABC one of them?
I think it's Lara Lara. I don't know, there's two.
There's two things about her. I really like, what is
that her eyes? Yeah? And her reporting? Well, of course,
and I really like both of those things about her.
She's just a lovely woman that anyway time, I do,
but think we should probably uh celebrate when we get
(07:04):
an opportunity to celebrate, like you know, we're number one,
then I think we need to take that that shot
while we have it. Louisiana has just been named and
I don't know if this is like for so many
years in a row or if they even have that
list number one in chlamydia. Oh, come on, I'm sure
(07:26):
that we here in Texas could beat them for that.
I would like to think so, But no, are we
even trying? It turns out we do have to try harder. Uh,
nothing nothing to clap about. Get it? Do you guys
get what he did? Because the clap?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
But we're only Louisiana, say we with listeners all over
the number two in gonorrhea, So there's still work to
be done.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Kids. Maybe I just don't get it. But the thing
I never understood about commydian and the.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
CDC reports Louisiana number one committee with thirty six thousand,
two hundred cases.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Do y'all not know that this is easily carried with antibiotics?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Would you rather just not have it at all in
the first place? That would be better? Well?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Why does it exist? It can be carried right now
with basic antibiotics, not like even advanced Danham No, the
most basic antibiotics available. You could take antibiotics for something
else and accidentally carry your chlamydia. How does it stid?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Italy?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Sure, like I had a scratch or something. Oh, here's
some antibiotics. Oh, your chlamydia went away even better? How
does it still exist?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
A chlamydia case rate Louisiana is forty six percent higher
than the national average. Wow, that's a lot of higher.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Where do you think the lowest case of chlamydia is?
Probably Delaware? I would bet you know, just because there's
nine people there and they're not having sex. Well, yeah,
it's sexually transmitted. And I don't know who's even possibly
having sex in Delaware. Yeah, who wants to touch Jill Biden.
They're remaking Indiana Jones without Harrison Ford. You can't do that.
And now they're making Ghostbusters with only women. What's going on?
(09:05):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network? And right there, apparently they
also found two kinds of crabs in her underwear.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Really yeah, huh, she's an animal enthusiast, obviously.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Indeed, it certainly seems that way. I wonder who she
was Sidney Sweeney in other news, Uh, this is great.
Apparently we've just found out that Oh I just saw
a photo of the guy you were talking about. I
didn't see the picture of the janitor, the dude that
beat us, not out of the janitor at the strip
club at Oklahoma.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
The janitor beat us, not out of the dude.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
The janitor beat us, not out of the dude at
the knife. Yeah, dude, he looks.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Like, which guy are we looking at here?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
It's the same guy right in that, But.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Which guy is that janitor or attacker?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
That's the victim.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Obviously he didn't call that guy didn't get called a
racial slur because he's white. Yeah, you can't slur a
white man. Anything you call him is fine. If a
mentally really got he looks like he got a with
a like a jaguar.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
He looks like he got into a fight with a
dump truck.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
A lot of cuts on his face and stuff. Does
this janitor have like Schakari fingernails or something?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Oh? Man, I don't know, but now I kind of
watch Chakari fingernails. Oh I know what if you could
just put them on at the airport and use him
as a weapon check at Yeah? No, no, cha cha,
Well that's right, Sorry, Chakari did She's great, By the way,
she's an American hero. I don't think anyone should ever
arrest a black woman for getting into a fight at
an airport. I don't know why they even did that.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Thanks to Lisa, by the way, and many many others
who have emailed and said, wow, your your music is
way better today for some reason. Thanks Lise.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Okay, Lisa, I'm gonna let you in on a secret.
We had a database of music and all the file
names are the same. Like a minute ago, I was
just trying to play White Snake and instead it was
something called el DeBarge something good. Rhythm of this is
a thing. I thought rhythm of a Night was a
different song. It's the rhythm of that night. It's different, different,
(11:06):
There's more than one rhythm of the night. How many
rhythms of the night are there? It's weird. It is weird.
There's a very weird eight six six is love WJ.
You can call the show, but we don't recommend it.
I also don't recommend getting in a taking a parasale instruction.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Of course, in Tunisia two Tunisia? Is that a place this.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Lady went on vacation to Tunisia? Where is that, mister Kenneth,
Is that in Africa or somewhere?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Sounds like Africa?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Sounds like yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Think so I'm gonna go ahead and go with that.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
So she gets on the parasale with the instructor. They
fly up into the sky there.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
This is that thing where they drag them behind a
boat bingo, and they're flying in a like what would
be a parachute, except that it doesn't come down.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
That's exact days up. You're right, Yeah, that's exactly right.
So her name's Michelle. She's fifty two years old. I
mean for a fifty two year a woman, she looks amazing.
She's on vacation with her seventeen year old and her
sixteen year old twin sons and her daughter's friends. It's
her and a bunch of younger people that are basically
her kids and her kids' friends. And they're on this
exotic vacation and they said, mom, Mom, you know you're
(12:10):
a beautiful woman. You should enjoy yourself. You should go parasailing.
So she gets in the parasale, the little harnessed thing
with the instructor. There. Oh, the instructor's going with tandem.
I believe they call it tandem, I think is the
right word, mister Kenneth. And they're soaring above the sky,
majestically above us, up above the clouds, and that is
when the parasale instructor decides he is going to sexually
(12:32):
assault this woman. What yep o, cat, I.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Thought maybe he was just going to play a joke
on her and pretend they were falling out.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Michelle had initially planned to go on the tandem flight
with a friend, but on the day they learned it
was too windy, so she went with the operator instead.
They get up in the air and apparently it's Michelle's turn.
She claims the operator pressed his genital's hard against her
started groping her. During the experience, she could feel the
back of her bikini bottoms being pulled down. He's pulling
(13:00):
on the strap. He was tiing the harness to get
closer to her. His legs straddled around her. He had
one hand up on the parachute, the other was on her.
She felt him groping her leg and he was speaking Arabic.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Oh okay, maybe he was praying at the time.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
So she kept arching her back to try to get
him away from her. Archdep back. Well, apparently that was
turning him on. He was getting very excited by it.
She said it was scary. She got down to the ground,
burst into tears, immediately started complaining to the manager and
the local police, and so they arrested the guy. The
woman said, She said, as a woman, you expect a
bit of banter for men in these countries. But this
(13:38):
wasn't banter. It was sexual assault.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Obviously he wasn't handsome enough for her. You know, if
if a really handsome man did that, there would be
no complaints, no sexual harassment, no nothing. She might have even,
you know, tipped him a little some extra on the
way out. If I agree with him, Am I going
to get fired too?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Or is that do I also get called down to
HR or I'm bulletproof on net?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
So I'm gonna to disagree with you. I wouldn't go
with it if I was you. But let's face it
is the truth. If if what's the what's the what's
the name of a handsome dude? If about Clooney Brad, Yeah,
all right, if George Clooney was feeling her up while
they was floating around on the parasue, she would have
been begging for more. So really, only ugly dudes get in.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Trouble for this kind of thing, all right, But you know,
I'll play white Devil's advocate here on this one. I'm
gonna climb out on a limb and guess that a
guy as handsome as George Clooney or Brad Pitt probably
doesn't have to sexually assault someone. It's probably offered to
them with.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Why it doesn't happen as often as you'd like.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Yeah, it's not quite the way you're describing, mister Row.
I mean, it was a if all right, it wasn't. No,
he's right, if is he? Well check the tape I
think he said if so, that's a fair point. I'm
still a very odd time to be alive in this country, guys,
isis soldier beheading Christians and Mozambique burning churches and homes?
(14:57):
You just was? It's kind of you, right, it's just beak.
Now I'm starting to think you're isis. How do you
know how to pronounce that word? What kind of yeah? Yeah?
Where'd you go to school? Yeah? Exactly, we learned to
say stuff, right? What Muslim terrorist graduate course? Were you in? Freak?
Speaker 2 (15:13):
I'm sorry? I know Tunisia is in Africa, and I
know how to pronounce mozam beque. Shoot me cut my
hat off then?
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Anyway, iish soldiers beheading Christians and mozambiqu burning churches and homes.
It was a silent genocide. Isis is their affiliates are
killing Christians out there in the streets, according to this report.
But weirdly, only Fox News is reporting on it.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yeah, and it's not really news. I think that's that
kind of stuff happens every day over there. Maybe the
rest of the networks just decided is it really news
when they do it all the time?
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Look, I think it's Uh, it's Ukraine that matters.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Now.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
We don't have time to worry about this mosam Beq,
if that's what you call it, I if you say so,
I doubt it's right. Yeah, I don't think it's a
real place. But anyway, I'm most excited about this today
Malania Trump earning a groveling apology from James Carvill after
challenging the false Epstein connection. Everyone knows you do not
mess with Milania. You gotta love Malania's energy.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
What did Carvil say?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Her? Carvel had this conspiracy theory about how Milania was
part of the Epstein thing. And for anyway, she's triggered
and she's very angry. And now he's apologizing, saying, yeah,
it's true, I made it up. I apologize.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Oh, he admits he just made it up.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
I think when he realized that she was like a
foot taller than him, he realized he probably shouldn't start
a fight with her. Yeah, the N word. This is
the Walton and Johnson Show.
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