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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good news. If you've ever wanted to buy a book
from a very important black lesbian, Kareem Jean Pierre has
got one.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Oh boy, this just makes my year. I don't know
if I can wait for somebody to give it to
me for Christmas. I gotta have it now.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I don't know if I'm allowed to say this, So
I'll tell you what other people are.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Oh, okay, what other people say.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
She is not well since leaving the White House as
the Press secretary. Kareem Jean Pierre looks as though she's
aged twenty years her on the lift, which is amazing
because Joe Biden just went through chemo and he doesn't
look like he's aged at all. Is that her on
the lift? Yes? Here, I'm the screen in the room.
I have a SoundBite here of Karean Jean Pierre this
(00:46):
month and a year and a half ago. I'm gonna
play both. This is real. Quit's a third thirty seconds altogether,
both soundbites side by side. Tell me if you could
spot the difference, if you really squint and listen hard,
you could tell that she's kind of making two day
for points to contradict yourself.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
We're always honest you couldn't hide the fact that he
was aging, right, and we saw that there were moments
where it showed that he was a no one is
no one's denying that he is as sharp as as
ever as I have known him to be in my engagement,
in my experience with him. And I know when I
walk into the Oval office or see him on air
(01:22):
Force one, I have to be on top of my game.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I do. Well, Now, she didn't technically lie. He is
as sharp as I've ever seen him, as I've ever
known him. Man, that's a good point, Billy, that's actually
very accurate. Yeah, because she's only known him a year,
a couple of years. You know what happened to her?
She looks awful. Did they have some kind of special filter?
(01:45):
I hear women always talk about these filters for their phones,
on their on their pictures and stuff. Did they have
a filter on the camera when she stood in front
of the podium with her with her binder and you
know answer, because wherever that that other video is from where, yeah,
doesn't look so good. She's on a talk show, Yes,
(02:06):
you don't have a filter for her on that one?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Well, I don't think that she had a filter because
she in the White House. There's multiple cameras and different
news outlets. Why would they evolve?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
You know, yeah, she definitely needed it.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I know you don't agree with me on this, but
I think when she was White House Press secretary, she
was kind of cute. She was esthetically pleasing. Now she
does not look good.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
She looks if you compare her today to a year ago. Yeah, okay,
I can see that what happened cut than the now.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
And you know what else is interesting, she quit the
Democrat Party between now and the right. I mean, she
doesn't even want to be called a Democrat anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
This one I wouldn't either, better not try that around here.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
And I can't think of another person like this. But
I can't think of another White House Press secretary in
recent history that wasn't offered some kind of a job
in either media or as a lobbyist after leaving their piss.
But she didn't get anything.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Doesn't seem to have a position over at MSNBC or
CNN or anywhere else. But seems like everybody else that
had her job, they went right to the network.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I would have thought lobbyists for Subaru would have been
you know what, I mean, but they didn't give her anything.
They didn't make an offer, nothing.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
As far as that's funny, Kenny, Why don't think a
lot of people got that?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
That wasn't a joke.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
You didn't mean to be funny.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
No, did you miss?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Kay?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Well?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Hear mind? Then you just don't. You don't know about super.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Rus Oh I do, mister Kenneth. I assume most people knew.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Didn't You probably did make that as a as a
joke or a humorous aside at least.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Well, did you know that they designed the Subaru so
it would be appealing to lesbians. It's not a joke.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
No, but it's a joke that she might have been
a spokesman for them. Give yourself a little credit. It
was funny, whether you admit it or not.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Thank you. I'm just a fun guy.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
The story behind the super Who's actually pretty fascinating. I'll
spare you a long winded explanation. Originally they designed that belly.
Yet originally they designed that car so they could get
around a tariff on trucks. It was supposed to be
like a car that looked like a truck. And then
at some point they thought, well, since we have to
design it this way, Why don't we try to market
(04:17):
it to a very specific group of people that would
want a bulkier car but wouldn't want a truck. And
that group of people was lesbian.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Turned out also, it works out pretty good that it's
very dependable and reliable in mountain terrain and conditions like
in snow. For example, I see a lot of super
rus when we go to the Rocky mountains, right, I think,
I actually.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Think of super Rio is kind of a cool car.
But as it turns out, the type of person that
lives that lifestyle, you can't drive one, though, No I can't. No, No,
that's not for you.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
No.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
But I have friends who have super Ruos.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Well that's nice.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I'm an ally to them, you know. Oh good good.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yeah, we'll discuss that in further detail in true later.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Sure, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
But my exciting news is the Louver. She's a reopen.
Ah Prabo Mouselle de Louver is now open for business.
And once we were.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Tiring around this is yesterday at my gym, because as
you know IM, well, of course.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
You talk about weird things at your gym.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
I go to a gym, right, And so yesterday we
were talking about how odd it was that somebody went
in there in the middle of the day and stole
all these really expensive jewels, and the conversation moved to, well,
what about the museums here in town? Would it be
hard to steal from them? And the answer everybody gave
that all at once is like, yeah, anybody could just walk.
Have you ever met the security at the local museum.
(05:42):
It's like just some elderly Vietnamese woman who's looking at
her phone. She didn't look like she would stop you
from stealing a monette or a monette or whatever it's called.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
But I think at some of the museums here, I'm
betting because I don't hang out at many of them,
betting they locked the windows, though, unlocked the windows at
the Louver.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Do you remember several years ago, I know how to
say it, before the thing happened with I don't like
before the thing happened with environmentalists throwing soup at paintings
were there was innocent. In a little less than a
decade ago, we're here in town. People started showing up
at the museum and writing graffiti with a marker on
some of the expensive paintings. Oh yeah, do you remember this,
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and at the time people were shocked to learn that
they kept getting away with it. Well, what did you think,
who do you think's in there? It's not like there's
some bodybuilder dude protecting these paintings.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
They didn't hire swat or a couple of retired Navy
seals to stand at all of the exits and take
you down if you look suspicious.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Yeah, and a lot of that happened when DEI was
just starting to take off, so you couldn't really, you know,
profile the kind of people that might do something like this.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Maybe it's the kind of thing we could start up though,
what DEI or museum defense Force profiling.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah, well, you know, the problem with profiling is it works,
but it does. Police use it all the time and
it just works real good, but it hurts feelings.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Yeah, you've heard me make this point before, but I'll
make it again. Serial killers are almost always single white
men from the suburbs, and the kind of people that
do drive by shootings are not some single white men
from the suburbs.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yeah, so differently they are, we don't know. And yes,
so if you worked at a museum and some dude
walks in dressed up like he's on his way to
the Doctor Dre concert, and he's got a backpack and sunglasses,
and you just were to watch him walk around to
see if he was to graffiti on some of these paintings.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Would that make you racist, Well, of.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Course it would to somebody from the other party.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
But the kind of people that are doing the graffiti,
it's not like an older Asian lady, right, it's these
young art school aged kids who haven't they're not good
at art, but they want to be famous, so they've
got into graffiti. Or that's a weird thing. Right. You
could do graffiti because you're in a gang, or you
could do it because you're a bad artist, but you
want to be Banksy. Who banks is that guy who
(08:03):
was the stencils. He was a graffiti guy and his
paintings now sell for seven million dollars.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
So he the one on Longmire that was a spray
paint in the freight trains. I don't think that's what
he does now.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
No, no, but that might have been vaguely bad. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I bet it was about him. By the way, on
a completely different topic, would you guys say that right
around now? This time of day might be when a
lot of our listeners could possibly be interested in consuming eggs.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Oh, well, yeah, eggs is popular for breakfast, right, yeah
that is Yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yeah, FDA has just announced a recall of six point
seven million eggs.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
I eat a lot of eggs.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Now, that's a lot. I don't know if why didn't
they just say about the usually sell them by the dozen.
I know you can get a little half dozen, or
you can get you know more, But why didn't they say,
you know, however, six point seven million is divided by
well that many cartons of eggs. But anyway, at least
six states are involved in the recall due to salmonilla contamination.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Any Walton Johnson radio listener states, you know.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
It's hard to find the list of the states announced
by the Arkansas based Black Sheep Egg company, which I've
never heard of impacted problem.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Oh that's your get deed giveaway, black Sheep, Black Sheep
egg I've got the list of you.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
They are branded free range large grade A brown eggs
and sold in what states?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Okay, Missouri, California, Indiana, wait for it, Arkansas, Mississippi, Texas.
Uh huh, Now to put this into perspective for you
before we all overreact. The average, on an average day,
Americans eat about eighty five million eggs. Okay, but that
doesn't mean you're not going to eat one of those
six million eggs. It gives you explosive diarrhea. Well, it
could be worse.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
This is and I quote a Class one most severe recall.
You eat these eggs, it could make you sick or
possibly kill you.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Of course, on the other side, think about it like this.
If you're if you're in all those eggs to get
the protein to lose weight, and uh, you get a
contaminated egg and you get diarrhea for four days, you
gonna lose some weight, aren't you. You're gonna lose some weight.
Pill Yeah, Colonel Sanders.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Chicken Walton and Johnson Radio Network continues, this happened, not
old mister.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
We're on the air, your MIC's talking, your MIC's live.
I actually would gladly give the mic to you for
a minute. What do you want to say, mister.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
There's a situation in Indiana that I think has uh
tragedy in Indiana. Yes, as a matter of fact, it
is a tragedy. This probably happened. I would have guess
most of our listeners have done something similar to this.
They arrested a twenty three year old woman somewhere in Indiana.
(10:54):
She shot a man to death in a road rage
accident because he hanked her because she didn't go when
the light turned green. Yeah, she is accused of murder
and criminal recklessness. This past Friday shooting desk of a
dude named Ken Trail settles in Indianapolis, Indiana. That's weird
(11:16):
the city in the state, basically the same thing. I know.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
They do that in New York too. Come up with
another name for the town, not very creating, lazy bastards.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
So they said, and you know that's happened to me
and you and everybody else. You're sitting there behind a
car and the light turn tap top. You know that
they're staring at their phone. They're looking at it, not
even watching the light. They're looking at phone. You gotta
wake them up, You got to hit that horn. So
this one, she decided that this dude in his Chevy
(11:46):
Malibu sitting back there needed to be shot dead. They
found evident a single gunshot wound. They recovered the gun
from the driver's seat in the car. At the time
the shooting, driving her to a Paris house drop her off.
When it came to red light turned green and the
forward in front of them didn't move, honk his horn
(12:08):
drove around it. Next thing you know, she had to
get owning.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
You know, not me, But there are some people who
think that women will sometimes overreact if you catch them
at the rock. Women never, but only at specific times. No,
it might have actually scared her. People don't like to
be scared.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
You know, she might have been into a really deep
text message from a boyfriend or something. It might have
been serious, and then all of a sudden huh oh,
she got scared and that may have driven her to murder.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Probably everybody listening to us has been on both ends
of this before. Though. You're at a red light and
the person in front of you isn't paying attention when
the light changes, and you want to let them know,
but you don't want to be like real aggressive and
embrasive about it, so you just do like ah, like
the And then still at the other You've been on
the other side of it, where long light and at
(13:00):
some point you just stop paying attention and then and
then the light changes and the person behind you, Like Jesus,
it's been it's been green for one second.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Can I just calm down? You can't jump too soon.
But what do you give him? Do you count a three,
you count to five? What do you usually give them?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I try to just really tap the horn, tap, tap
the bumper. That happened to me the other day on
Shepherd Drive when I was somebody's bumper. No, I'm sitting
at Did I not tell this story on the air? Oh,
I'm sitting at uh in traffic on Shepherd. I just
left the gym. I'm on my way to the park
to run, and behind me we're We're all at a
(13:40):
complete standstill. Nobody's cars are moving bumper to bumper traffic,
and all of a sudden, I hear my, I feel
my car move. Oh my, and my foot is firmly
on the break. So I look in my rear view
mirror and I could see there's this guy in this
beat up old car and he has hit my car.
Now I'll jump to the end of the story. My
car's fine, but I didn't know that yet. He just
tapped the car, but it was enough that it moved,
(14:02):
So I pull over and he drives off Uh huh,
you son of a bitch. So I follow him down
boy road, rage follow him getting that rage? Well, I
follow him down there. He didn't even stop. I don't think. Okay,
he didn't know. He pulls into the Taco Bell. This
is just textbook stone or stuff, goes into the drive through,
proceeds to start ordering tacos.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Oh, you'll get me a couple of those.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Now you know me. Do you think I'm just gonna
let him order tacos?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Not at all.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Dude just hit my car. I haven't even had a
chance to survey the damage yet, So I get out
of my car.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Sound like a movie.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Dude hit my car. So I walk up as he's
ordering tacos, and I just start talking to the guy
selling him tacos. I was like, Hey, this guy just
hit my car. If you guys could hang out for
just a minute before you sell him tacos.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Before you feed him. Uh, we got some business to
discuss with this.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Everybody working in the Taco Bell is amused, because you
know how I am.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
And it's not their car.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Sure, So they all walk outside to look at my car,
look at his car. His eyes are glassy red. And
it occurs me in that moment because I was a
young man once of all the times when I was
out there in college or in my twenties and I
was stoned, probably didn't do a hit and run, but
just high enough that I annoyed somebody. This was the
(15:13):
universe showing me what a younger version of myself was
doing to other people in that situation.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
And he realized, you've been a dick.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Good kind of Yeah. I did have a feeling of
guilt wrapped up with a feeling of irritation wrapped up
with a feeling of relief when I realized my car
was fine, and all that big burrito full of feelings
made me ask the question, is this what it's like
to be a woman?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
A ouch?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
It was just a case idea of emotion, you know.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Decided not to shoot the guy in the chest with
a forty.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
So it turns out as much as I was angry
at the guy, I wasn't homicidal.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Okay, that's probably for the best.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Also, also, you're at a taco bell. You know, if
you're mad, you could always just eat something and then
you probably calm down.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Do you think he at least owed you a taco
didn't he think you owed you a taco once you
let him know what had happened. I mean, he might
have been stoned or you know, something weird going on
with him. He might not have even noticed he hit
your car.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Dude, You know me. We go to Colorado multiple times
a year. I used to be a club DJ. I've
met people that are high before. This guy impressed me
with how stoned he was. He didn't even know that
he did it.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
That's what I'm saying. That was my point. But once
you explained it to him, did he at least say
he let me get you a taco?
Speaker 1 (16:30):
He didn't have buy me a taco money.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
That's a shame.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
The guy was probably twenty. He was missing his bumper
that might have been one.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Oh God.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
And I looked at my car and I was like,
it looks like he just tapped the license plate a little.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
It didn't.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
The car was fine. You could kind of tell there
was like an indentation from like dust or whatever where
his car touched my car, But it wasn't like he
did any damage to it. Still, I do feel like
I should have got something a taco or like a
go at his girlfriend or something.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
You don't get if you don't ask. Did you ask
for a taco? Did you tell the man, look youhow
me a taco? Brou Because if you didn't act, then
that's you'll fall problem.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
My intention was stowed to go to the park and
run three to six miles, so probably eating a taco
right then would have been challenging. But did you know
they're doing a marathon right now where you jogged to
six taco bells?
Speaker 2 (17:20):
WHOA what?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I think we talked about this on the show a.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Week or two ago, that you end up running faster
after about the third taco bell.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Guarantee you are so woke.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network
Good news. If you've ever wanted to buy a book
from a very important black lesbian, Kareem Jean Pierre has
got one.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Oh boy, this just makes my year. I don't know
if I can wait for somebody to give it to
me for Christmas. I gotta have it now.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I don't know if I'm allowed to say this, So
I'll tell you what other people are.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Oh, okay, what other people say.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
She is not well since leaving the White House as
the Press secretary. Kareem Jean Pierre looks as though she's
aged twenty years her on the lift, which is amazing
because Joe Biden just went through chemo and he doesn't
look like he's aged at all. Is that her on
the lift? Yes? Here, I'm the screen in the room.
I have a SoundBite here of Karean Jean Pierre this
(00:46):
month and a year and a half ago. I'm gonna
play both. This is real. Quit's a third thirty seconds altogether,
both soundbites side by side. Tell me if you could
spot the difference, if you really squint and listen hard,
you could tell that she's kind of making two day
for points to contradict yourself.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
We're always honest you couldn't hide the fact that he
was aging, right, and we saw that there were moments
where it showed that he was a no one is
no one's denying that he is as sharp as as
ever as I have known him to be in my engagement,
in my experience with him. And I know when I
walk into the Oval office or see him on air
(01:22):
Force one, I have to be on top of my game.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I do. Well, Now, she didn't technically lie. He is
as sharp as I've ever seen him, as I've ever
known him. Man, that's a good point, Billy, that's actually
very accurate. Yeah, because she's only known him a year,
a couple of years. You know what happened to her?
She looks awful. Did they have some kind of special filter?
(01:45):
I hear women always talk about these filters for their phones,
on their on their pictures and stuff. Did they have
a filter on the camera when she stood in front
of the podium with her with her binder and you
know answer, because wherever that that other video is from where, yeah,
doesn't look so good. She's on a talk show, Yes,
(02:06):
you don't have a filter for her on that one?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Well, I don't think that she had a filter because
she in the White House. There's multiple cameras and different
news outlets. Why would they evolve?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
You know, yeah, she definitely needed it.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I know you don't agree with me on this, but
I think when she was White House Press secretary, she
was kind of cute. She was esthetically pleasing. Now she
does not look good.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
She looks if you compare her today to a year ago. Yeah, okay,
I can see that what happened cut than the now.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
And you know what else is interesting, she quit the
Democrat Party between now and the right. I mean, she
doesn't even want to be called a Democrat anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
This one I wouldn't either, better not try that around here.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
And I can't think of another person like this. But
I can't think of another White House Press secretary in
recent history that wasn't offered some kind of a job
in either media or as a lobbyist after leaving their piss.
But she didn't get anything.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Doesn't seem to have a position over at MSNBC or
CNN or anywhere else. But seems like everybody else that
had her job, they went right to the network.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I would have thought lobbyists for Subaru would have been
you know what, I mean, but they didn't give her anything.
They didn't make an offer, nothing.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
As far as that's funny, Kenny, Why don't think a
lot of people got that?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
That wasn't a joke.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
You didn't mean to be funny.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
No, did you miss?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Kay?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Well?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Hear mind? Then you just don't. You don't know about super.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Rus Oh I do, mister Kenneth. I assume most people knew.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Didn't You probably did make that as a as a
joke or a humorous aside at least.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Well, did you know that they designed the Subaru so
it would be appealing to lesbians. It's not a joke.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
No, but it's a joke that she might have been
a spokesman for them. Give yourself a little credit. It
was funny, whether you admit it or not.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Thank you. I'm just a fun guy.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
The story behind the super Who's actually pretty fascinating. I'll
spare you a long winded explanation. Originally they designed that belly.
Yet originally they designed that car so they could get
around a tariff on trucks. It was supposed to be
like a car that looked like a truck. And then
at some point they thought, well, since we have to
design it this way, Why don't we try to market
(04:17):
it to a very specific group of people that would
want a bulkier car but wouldn't want a truck. And
that group of people was lesbian.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Turned out also, it works out pretty good that it's
very dependable and reliable in mountain terrain and conditions like
in snow. For example, I see a lot of super
rus when we go to the Rocky mountains, right, I think,
I actually.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Think of super Rio is kind of a cool car.
But as it turns out, the type of person that
lives that lifestyle, you can't drive one, though, No I can't. No, No,
that's not for you.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
No.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
But I have friends who have super Ruos.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Well that's nice.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I'm an ally to them, you know. Oh good good.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yeah, we'll discuss that in further detail in true later.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Sure, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
But my exciting news is the Louver. She's a reopen.
Ah Prabo Mouselle de Louver is now open for business.
And once we were.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Tiring around this is yesterday at my gym, because as
you know IM, well, of course.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
You talk about weird things at your gym.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
I go to a gym, right, And so yesterday we
were talking about how odd it was that somebody went
in there in the middle of the day and stole
all these really expensive jewels, and the conversation moved to, well,
what about the museums here in town? Would it be
hard to steal from them? And the answer everybody gave
that all at once is like, yeah, anybody could just walk.
Have you ever met the security at the local museum.
(05:42):
It's like just some elderly Vietnamese woman who's looking at
her phone. She didn't look like she would stop you
from stealing a monette or a monette or whatever it's called.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
But I think at some of the museums here, I'm
betting because I don't hang out at many of them,
betting they locked the windows, though, unlocked the windows at
the Louver.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Do you remember several years ago, I know how to
say it, before the thing happened with I don't like
before the thing happened with environmentalists throwing soup at paintings
were there was innocent. In a little less than a
decade ago, we're here in town. People started showing up
at the museum and writing graffiti with a marker on
some of the expensive paintings. Oh yeah, do you remember this,
(06:22):
and at the time people were shocked to learn that
they kept getting away with it. Well, what did you think,
who do you think's in there? It's not like there's
some bodybuilder dude protecting these paintings.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
They didn't hire swat or a couple of retired Navy
seals to stand at all of the exits and take
you down if you look suspicious.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Yeah, and a lot of that happened when DEI was
just starting to take off, so you couldn't really, you know,
profile the kind of people that might do something like this.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Maybe it's the kind of thing we could start up though,
what DEI or museum defense Force profiling.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah, well, you know, the problem with profiling is it works,
but it does. Police use it all the time and
it just works real good, but it hurts feelings.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Yeah, you've heard me make this point before, but I'll
make it again. Serial killers are almost always single white
men from the suburbs, and the kind of people that
do drive by shootings are not some single white men
from the suburbs.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yeah, so differently they are, we don't know. And yes,
so if you worked at a museum and some dude
walks in dressed up like he's on his way to
the Doctor Dre concert, and he's got a backpack and sunglasses,
and you just were to watch him walk around to
see if he was to graffiti on some of these paintings.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Would that make you racist, Well, of.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Course it would to somebody from the other party.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
But the kind of people that are doing the graffiti,
it's not like an older Asian lady, right, it's these
young art school aged kids who haven't they're not good
at art, but they want to be famous, so they've
got into graffiti. Or that's a weird thing. Right. You
could do graffiti because you're in a gang, or you
could do it because you're a bad artist, but you
want to be Banksy. Who banks is that guy who
(08:03):
was the stencils. He was a graffiti guy and his
paintings now sell for seven million dollars.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
So he the one on Longmire that was a spray
paint in the freight trains. I don't think that's what
he does now.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
No, no, but that might have been vaguely bad. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I bet it was about him. By the way, on
a completely different topic, would you guys say that right
around now? This time of day might be when a
lot of our listeners could possibly be interested in consuming eggs.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Oh, well, yeah, eggs is popular for breakfast, right, yeah
that is Yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yeah, FDA has just announced a recall of six point
seven million eggs.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
I eat a lot of eggs.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Now, that's a lot. I don't know if why didn't
they just say about the usually sell them by the dozen.
I know you can get a little half dozen, or
you can get you know more, But why didn't they say,
you know, however, six point seven million is divided by
well that many cartons of eggs. But anyway, at least
six states are involved in the recall due to salmonilla contamination.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Any Walton Johnson radio listener states, you know.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
It's hard to find the list of the states announced
by the Arkansas based Black Sheep Egg company, which I've
never heard of impacted problem.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Oh that's your get deed giveaway, black Sheep, Black Sheep
egg I've got the list of you.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
They are branded free range large grade A brown eggs
and sold in what states?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Okay, Missouri, California, Indiana, wait for it, Arkansas, Mississippi, Texas.
Uh huh, Now to put this into perspective for you
before we all overreact. The average, on an average day,
Americans eat about eighty five million eggs. Okay, but that
doesn't mean you're not going to eat one of those
six million eggs. It gives you explosive diarrhea. Well, it
could be worse.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
This is and I quote a Class one most severe recall.
You eat these eggs, it could make you sick or
possibly kill you.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Of course, on the other side, think about it like this.
If you're if you're in all those eggs to get
the protein to lose weight, and uh, you get a
contaminated egg and you get diarrhea for four days, you
gonna lose some weight, aren't you. You're gonna lose some weight.
Pill Yeah, Colonel Sanders.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Chicken Walton and Johnson Radio Network continues, this happened, not
old mister.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
We're on the air, your MIC's talking, your MIC's live.
I actually would gladly give the mic to you for
a minute. What do you want to say, mister.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
There's a situation in Indiana that I think has uh
tragedy in Indiana. Yes, as a matter of fact, it
is a tragedy. This probably happened. I would have guess
most of our listeners have done something similar to this.
They arrested a twenty three year old woman somewhere in Indiana.
(10:54):
She shot a man to death in a road rage
accident because he hanked her because she didn't go when
the light turned green. Yeah, she is accused of murder
and criminal recklessness. This past Friday shooting desk of a
dude named Ken Trail settles in Indianapolis, Indiana. That's weird
(11:16):
the city in the state, basically the same thing. I know.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
They do that in New York too. Come up with
another name for the town, not very creating, lazy bastards.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
So they said, and you know that's happened to me
and you and everybody else. You're sitting there behind a
car and the light turn tap top. You know that
they're staring at their phone. They're looking at it, not
even watching the light. They're looking at phone. You gotta
wake them up, You got to hit that horn. So
this one, she decided that this dude in his Chevy
(11:46):
Malibu sitting back there needed to be shot dead. They
found evident a single gunshot wound. They recovered the gun
from the driver's seat in the car. At the time
the shooting, driving her to a Paris house drop her off.
When it came to red light turned green and the
forward in front of them didn't move, honk his horn
(12:08):
drove around it. Next thing you know, she had to
get owning.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
You know, not me, But there are some people who
think that women will sometimes overreact if you catch them
at the rock. Women never, but only at specific times. No,
it might have actually scared her. People don't like to
be scared.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
You know, she might have been into a really deep
text message from a boyfriend or something. It might have
been serious, and then all of a sudden huh oh,
she got scared and that may have driven her to murder.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Probably everybody listening to us has been on both ends
of this before. Though. You're at a red light and
the person in front of you isn't paying attention when
the light changes, and you want to let them know,
but you don't want to be like real aggressive and
embrasive about it, so you just do like ah, like
the And then still at the other You've been on
the other side of it, where long light and at
(13:00):
some point you just stop paying attention and then and
then the light changes and the person behind you, Like Jesus,
it's been it's been green for one second.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Can I just calm down? You can't jump too soon.
But what do you give him? Do you count a three,
you count to five? What do you usually give them?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I try to just really tap the horn, tap, tap
the bumper. That happened to me the other day on
Shepherd Drive when I was somebody's bumper. No, I'm sitting
at Did I not tell this story on the air? Oh,
I'm sitting at uh in traffic on Shepherd. I just
left the gym. I'm on my way to the park
to run, and behind me we're We're all at a
(13:40):
complete standstill. Nobody's cars are moving bumper to bumper traffic,
and all of a sudden, I hear my, I feel
my car move. Oh my, and my foot is firmly
on the break. So I look in my rear view
mirror and I could see there's this guy in this
beat up old car and he has hit my car.
Now I'll jump to the end of the story. My
car's fine, but I didn't know that yet. He just
tapped the car, but it was enough that it moved,
(14:02):
So I pull over and he drives off Uh huh,
you son of a bitch. So I follow him down
boy road, rage follow him getting that rage? Well, I
follow him down there. He didn't even stop. I don't think. Okay,
he didn't know. He pulls into the Taco Bell. This
is just textbook stone or stuff, goes into the drive through,
proceeds to start ordering tacos.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Oh, you'll get me a couple of those.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Now you know me. Do you think I'm just gonna
let him order tacos?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Not at all.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Dude just hit my car. I haven't even had a
chance to survey the damage yet, So I get out
of my car.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Sound like a movie.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Dude hit my car. So I walk up as he's
ordering tacos, and I just start talking to the guy
selling him tacos. I was like, Hey, this guy just
hit my car. If you guys could hang out for
just a minute before you sell him tacos.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Before you feed him. Uh, we got some business to
discuss with this.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Everybody working in the Taco Bell is amused, because you
know how I am.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
And it's not their car.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Sure, So they all walk outside to look at my car,
look at his car. His eyes are glassy red. And
it occurs me in that moment because I was a
young man once of all the times when I was
out there in college or in my twenties and I
was stoned, probably didn't do a hit and run, but
just high enough that I annoyed somebody. This was the
(15:13):
universe showing me what a younger version of myself was
doing to other people in that situation.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
And he realized, you've been a dick.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Good kind of Yeah. I did have a feeling of
guilt wrapped up with a feeling of irritation wrapped up
with a feeling of relief when I realized my car
was fine, and all that big burrito full of feelings
made me ask the question, is this what it's like
to be a woman?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
A ouch?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
It was just a case idea of emotion, you know.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Decided not to shoot the guy in the chest with
a forty.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
So it turns out as much as I was angry
at the guy, I wasn't homicidal.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Okay, that's probably for the best.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Also, also, you're at a taco bell. You know, if
you're mad, you could always just eat something and then
you probably calm down.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Do you think he at least owed you a taco
didn't he think you owed you a taco once you
let him know what had happened. I mean, he might
have been stoned or you know, something weird going on
with him. He might not have even noticed he hit
your car.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Dude, You know me. We go to Colorado multiple times
a year. I used to be a club DJ. I've
met people that are high before. This guy impressed me
with how stoned he was. He didn't even know that
he did it.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
That's what I'm saying. That was my point. But once
you explained it to him, did he at least say
he let me get you a taco?
Speaker 1 (16:30):
He didn't have buy me a taco money.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
That's a shame.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
The guy was probably twenty. He was missing his bumper
that might have been one.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Oh God.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
And I looked at my car and I was like,
it looks like he just tapped the license plate a little.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
It didn't.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
The car was fine. You could kind of tell there
was like an indentation from like dust or whatever where
his car touched my car, But it wasn't like he
did any damage to it. Still, I do feel like
I should have got something a taco or like a
go at his girlfriend or something.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
You don't get if you don't ask. Did you ask
for a taco? Did you tell the man, look youhow
me a taco? Brou Because if you didn't act, then
that's you'll fall problem.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
My intention was stowed to go to the park and
run three to six miles, so probably eating a taco
right then would have been challenging. But did you know
they're doing a marathon right now where you jogged to
six taco bells?
Speaker 2 (17:20):
WHOA what?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I think we talked about this on the show a.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Week or two ago, that you end up running faster
after about the third taco bell.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Guarantee you are so woke.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
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