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Speaker 1 (00:00):
There's very few things in this world I hate as
much as I hate these tiny little Dixie cups that
we've got.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yeah, there's a.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Cost saving measure, I guess put in a not real
popular though.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Now I have to walk down the hall once every
thirty minutes to refill the water, just to have a
modest I like to every time I take a swig
of coffee, drink a little water so I don't stain
my teeth.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Now, I think it's a good thing that the cups
are small for that one reason. It gets you up
out of your chair and you walk around more, and
that's good. You don't want to sit in that chair
for four and a half hours straight and have people
just you know, bringing you stuff. That's how people get
fat and lazy and out of shape. Yeah, you got
familiar with this button? That thing right there? Uh in
(00:42):
your car? Button on your car for the automatic press.
You don't know, not the brakes, no, no, what is it?
If you don't push that button, your car motor will
stop every time you're at a stop sign or a
red light or whatever. Anytime you stop moving with your
foot on the break that automatic whatever it's called, supposed
(01:03):
to be a fuel saving economic thing. And I hate
that button. Everybody I know hates that button. I don't
want my motor to turn off and then turn back on.
It makes the air conditioner not work.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Is good.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
It means when you're ready to go, you have to
you know, you take your foot off the break. Then
you have to wait for the motor to start, and then
it's like, ah, hate it. Trump just did a thing.
He did a thing, and I got to tell you
right now, for this alone, I would consider third term.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
He just got rid of that button. Wow. Trump signed
a deal getting rid of that button.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Now, if he cancels daylight savings time, I say we
crown him king.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
And I don't want to hear any argument about it,
because that's the kind of good work at More's doing
up there.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
This is the kind of stuff we voted for.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
The thing I hate in my car is I like
that there's a safety feature that will break if I
someone in front of me breaks.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I'm not paying attention, you know. I like that.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
It very rarely do I need it, but once in
a blue moon I do. But what about the thing
where you venture out of your line and then the
vibration starts going better like that.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Okay, yeah, I like that too. But the point I
was going.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
To ride off okay, But the point I was gonna
make was when I'm in the parking garage, in this building,
you can still make it. What your point I'm trying.
He interrupts you all the time. But you're like, well,
that means you're not gonna be able to make your
point now. No, you can make your point, honey, you
go right ahea, I'll stop him if he interrupts you.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
The point I was gonna know that, all right, you're people.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
You people disgusted me.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I'm in the parking garage and I'm backing out my car,
and because that features there that automatically hits the brake,
There'll be somebody one hundred yards away driving through the
parking garage and my car will detect that and then
it'll slam on the brake.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
And I don't need any of that. I hate that
kind of crap. For one thing, Pay damn tension.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Okay. Yeah, if you're driving your car, truck, or whatever
it is, you pay attention.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Right, you venture out of your lane a little bit,
pay attention and get back in your lane.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I agree, But also, you know, what's the point of that.
If the car that's driving towards me is one hundred
yards away traveling five miles per hour, I don't need
my car to slam on the brakes to warn me
about it. But do don't it and it almost it
almost will hurt your neck or your head.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I guess that's not good.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
The safety feature is making me less safe. Also, they
have messed up cruise control. You can set your cruise control,
but then the cruise control will decide if you're getting
too close to a car in front of you, and
it'll just turn itself off. It'll slow itself down.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Right, I maybe I wanted to be that close, or
maybe I was just about planning to move. I was,
I was moving into the other lane, and all of
a sudden, that's slowing me down. Now, people stop, just
stop helping us so much. Yeah, it feels like some
of the safety features are kind of gay.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
But there what they're unnecessary?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Yeah, because for one thing, it's making people become less attentive.
I don't have to pay attention to I drive, I
can text, I can read a text, I can look
at my phone. The car will stop if I get
to oh, there's just happen if I venture to the
left or to the right, if I get too close.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
To a car, the car will handle it. I don't
have to worry about it.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
And then you're less likely to be paying attention when
it matters. That's you know why they did not thought
of that.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
They wanted to sell more electric vehicles, so they made
gas engine cars do aggravating stuff like that button and
what that button is gone. Now he can't come out
to your house and take the button out of your car,
but they can stop putting them in. And the other
thing is they wanted you to buy an electric car,
and there was another thing that they wanted you to do,
(04:50):
and I was just thinking of it, but then it
went out of my head.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I don't know what it was.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
But to mister Kenneth, to mister Kenneth's point, the safety
features in the car are kind of It's kind of
like peanut allergies. In an effort to protect everybody from peanuts,
we remove peanuts from everything because point one percent of
society at an allergy. And then after removing peanuts from everything,
the percentage of people with peanut allergies shot up to
(05:13):
absurd levels.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Crazy, isn't it. Now we're all more susceptible.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
The other thing I was getting they want to sell
electric cars and they also want you to get used
to driverless cars. Well, why do you need a driver?
The car knows when to stop if you get too
close to something, it knows to stay in its lane.
It's doing its job. So you just sit back and
relax and enjoy your driverless vehicle.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
No, that's not what we want.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
But then the other day in Los Angeles, away mo
uh drives into a police shooting because it doesn't know.
It's not programmed to know that cops are shooting at villains.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Oh, it's fine to just drive over here.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
There's there's there's bullets ricocheting off the windshield.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
You know, it's so funny. People were getting shot in
the middle of the day, in the middle of traffic.
But that that way, Just cruise it. It doesn't know.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
It's it's kind of remember when Arnold went to Mars
and he got in that guy forget the total recall.
I could come on recall Bill. Yeah, this guy couldn't
remember total recall.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
You see, if you were straight, you would have remembered
the chick with three boobs.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
You don't forget that. Oh I remembered her.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
I didn't call the name of the movie, which was
about recalling things. Anyway, he gets in a taxi and
he's got this robot sitting there telling him, you know
how things are gonna go.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
You just sit back and relax. And the robots got
this and that's the future. That's where they want to
take us.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I don't like the future with robots and gay stuff,
stuff what it used to be and importing third world problems.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
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Speaker 2 (07:47):
Everyone, We're in Delaware, Delaware. Yeah big? Now what okay?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
A Pakistani immigrant and University of Delaware student. I'm sure
you see where this is going. We're just arrested. We
have a whole bunch of guns, ammunition, body armor, and
a manifesto Billy had allegedly explaining plans to kill all
and achieve martyrdom with a mass shooting on the school's campus. Well,
that's certainly a surprise to nobody. Yeah, no, it's not
a surprise me. Lukeman Kahn, age twenty five, arrested just
(08:14):
before midnight on November twenty fourth, after the cops found
him in his pickup truck in a park after hours
and decided to search the vehicle when he began acting
suspiciously a Lohas neck. What they found inside was alarming pistols, guns,
a lot of ammunition, magazines, body armour plates. The pistol
was even fitted into a kit which converted it into
(08:35):
a semi automatic rifle. Impressive, but I'm not sure why
you'd need that on a college campus unless you're either
trying to stop a terrorist or you are the terrorists.
There's no other scenario there. They also found a notebook
I love Look, I don't like this guy, but I
do love manifestos.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
I know you do.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, I'm writing manifestos all the time. They found a
notebook filled with handwritten notes detailing a plot to use
those weapons to shoot up former the former his former
school's campus police department, a map to the headquarters drawn
out and marked with God and the map by the
way looks like it was drawn by a toddler. The
police station's here, terrorists here, AO go this way like,
(09:17):
oh God, it's marks the spot they've got. They've got
a photo of it in the report here at the post.
The motivation behind the alleged attack remains completely unclear. We
don't know what motivated this Pakistani Muslim guy to want
to go out and do an Islamic terror attack in
the wake of multiple other attempted and accomplished Islamic terror attacks.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
No way to know.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
There's no way to know if anyone knows what it is,
it's really a mystery. And he signed off here something
about Jahan Jahan jahad alahu akbar.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
No way to know what it was. No Salam Linkam.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
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Speaker 2 (10:01):
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Speaker 1 (10:06):
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say that as somebody that don't know much about blues.
That's one of my favorite genres. Okay, I didn't say blues,
mister O. I said blues rock.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Did I not?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Blues is in blues rock. Blues rock is a little
different than the blues. Do you not agree said the
word blues? They said poorly. You don't pay attention to
yourself half the time we're in here, I said, blues
rock band. Y'all boys, stop this arguing this this kind
of They've been fighting like girls in here since we
took the break and now you you gotta clean it up.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
For the audience.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Man.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
These people have their own problems in their own lives.
They don't need to hear y'all arguing all the time
about stuff. So knock it off, all right? We got
breaking news, breaking news.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yeah, uh, bombshell letter from Venezuela as ex intel chief
l Polo Carvajol.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Is this like it's his nickname? Al Polo to Donald Trump?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Maduro's regime is a full on narco terror cartel, weaponizing
cocaine trende Aragua gangs, Hesbolah, and Cuban spies against America.
They're flooding our streets with killers, infiltrating our military, and
even rigging elections via smartmattic. Remember smartmatic, No, it's the
voting machine thing. Oh yeah, yeah, the dominion moti Metu. Well,
(11:23):
I remember dominion? Why don't you just call it that?
Dallas Express just published a story detailing how Venezuela's former
intelligence chief is accusing the Venezuelan regime of deliberately flooding
American cities with cocaine and drugs, all the while exporting
violent gangs to carry out kidnappings and murders on American soil.
He further claims thousands of Cuban intelligence operators are active
(11:47):
inside the United States, with some embedded as long term
career politicians, the very mccarthyes, right here, and there's a
connection to HESBLA.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
They're even working with Haspala.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Any of this surprises you, that these people have infiltrated
every aspect of our life over here, and you just
ain't been paying attention because that's how they work. We've
been trying to warn you about this for forty two
and a half plus years, and sometimes you still ain't
getting it.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Now, I will admit this does kind of affect how
I feel about war with Venezuela if this is true. Now,
if it's true, right, I'm still objective, kind of like
Rand Paul. I'm a contrarian about everything. I'd like to see,
you know, some more evidence. But if this is true,
that would be a reason to go to war with Venezuela.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Well, Trump says we're ground strikes, not troops, but ground
strikes are coming soon, you know. Just hitting the boats
in the water, that was just a warm up act.
So they got more. Oh, By the way, more emails
still coming in the boat thing seems to be like
the number one topic in the email been so far,
(12:55):
Here we go, Patrick wrote, narco boats. If those guys
on the drug boats have no guns, no knives, not
even harpoons or nunchucks, I don't care, because they are
still armed enemy combatants. They are armed with an attempting
to deliver chemical weapons of mass destruction to America, and
(13:15):
they deserve to die.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
This one.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
The military hit the narco boats twice, not the thugs,
the boats. The missiles target the boats, not the people. Now,
if they happen to be in the area of that
boat filled with deadly drugs, then they are collateral damage.
That's their own fault. They shouldn't have been in that
boat or nearby. That's the result of their own dumb
ass decisions. Too bad, And Kevin, I can testify to
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the fact that one cannot swim or climb back into
the boat without their arms. Wow, So you might as
well just go ahead and take them out because they're
not going to last long in the water.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
You know, with arms or legs don't work.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
If somebody carries a white flag onto a battlefield, you
do not have to accept their surrender.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
You are allowed to shoot them.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Too.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Many surrendering guys in the past carrying a white flag
it got a grenade hidden on their body somewhere. You know,
that happened all the time back in Vietnam, I'm sure
in the sand everywhere else.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
You know, sometimes they get like shoe shine kids to
come up to those guys in Vietnam. You probably saw
it in a movie and you're like, shoe shine, shoeshine,
and you know, of course some of the American guys
they felt sorry for him. He's like, yeah, yeah, give
me a shine. He opens up his shoeshine kid, and
the whole thing explodes. You just can't trust these people,
and you shouldn't have to in war.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
And that's what this is, right exactly. Yeah, fog of war.
That's what our guy Pete said.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Don't you know you're not supposed to use a fifty
caliber machine gun on people? They said, you know, you're
not supposed to shoot people with a fifty calibers Like
He's like, you might as.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Well just hit them with a truck. But the good
news is liberal journalists. I don't know the difference between
different kinds of bullets. The other good news is they're
not shooting the people. They're shooting the vehicles, right with
the fifty cow, whether it's a tank or a truck
or a boat. I didn't shoot people. People got in
the way because they were in the car or the
truck or whatever. And obviously, if the New York Times
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wrote an article about this hypothetical thing you're describing, they
would call it an AR fifteen style machine gun, or
they wouldn't know.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
What the hell it was.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Charlie Wrights, I strongly disagree with the second strike on
that boat. Okay, they should have waited for the rescue
boat to come and pick the guys up and saved
that million dollar missile for those guys too.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
I think that's a pretty funny point, and I hate
to be the one to I'm actually, I'm actually the
rescue boat was our boat.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Well nobody, nobody rescued them.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Well no, but we had a similar thing happened a
short time after this or where we shot the boat
and then we sent our boat in to rescue the people.
And ABC News was talking about how before this even
became aquote unquote scandal, it sounds like the Pentagon already
changed their operational procedures, which is why this only happened once.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Also email more emails about Steve Cropper and his death
and his greatness in life. Gonzo in Amarillo wrote in Yeah,
green Beans, gentleman. Steve Cropper owned a country radio station
in Amarillo back in the late nineties.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Cool It was.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Called Cat Country. I worked there in the sales department
for a couple of years, and Steve Cropper came to
visit us several times while I was there, and he
was a really nice guy in Amarillo.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
I wonder what the story is behind that? Why would
he buy? You know, he's not from who knows who
picks it up cheap or co owner or something. I'd
love to know the story behind that. That's fascinating. I
got to look into that, all right. In the meantime,
we now take you any more emails you want.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
To share, Oh, there's tons, but you know, we gotta
move on. We'll get back to that, all right.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Oil and gas workers, particularly those that work abroad, pay
attention to what we're about to do. Tell you because
this could affect you in the future. A Texas oil
field worker has been detained in one of Mexico's most
dangerous prisons. He's been there for nine months after crossing
the border in what is being described as an honest mistake,
while his family is pleading for his safe return. Fuck,
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we would love to get the attention of someone at
the Trump administration with this one. Meet Cayden Hawkins, age
twenty three. He's been locked up on weapons charges. Does
this sound familiar these There have been stories like this
in the past at a place called the Cerezo Estatal
number three Injuarez. Since March second, he unknowingly crossed the
border in Columbus, New Mexico while trying to return home
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to Hallsville after a job. His mom, April Thomas, is distraught.
She is crying out for help. She said her son's
GPS directed him, oh yeah, to the US Mexico border
without him realizing it, and he didn't understand where he
was till it was too late. For those of you
that aren't understanding this, you're not allowed to have weapons
in Mexico. You're allowed to have him in Texas, sure,
allowed to have him in New Mexico. But when you
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cross that invisible line, suddenly you're ar fifteen assault rifle
or whatever the media would describe it as, Uh, can
get you into some serious trouble.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Couldn't you come up with a quick lie to explain it,
things like I was bringing this as a gift to
our friends south of the border in Maico.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
This is a gift I brought for you, Officer. I
would like you to have this gun. See what I'm
doing there?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Not my gun? Very clear? Well, Billy ed, you're a resourceful,
wise man.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
He's a kid. He's twenty three. Kids aren't taught to
think fast for themselves anymore.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
His brain isn't even done developing the now Google a
good answer to your question. How about that? Well? Check
Wikipedia and find out.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
His mother later learned he was detained for having a
pistol and ammunition with him, a fire army was legally
licensed to carry in the United States.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
He was an honest mistake.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Hawkin's sister and her brother's detainment has been one of
the harness things any of us has ever endured, according
to the mom, and since his aunt, the family spent
tens of thousands of dollars trying to bring him home
and begging lawmakers to intervene.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
I hope they're successful.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Interestingly enough, there's a state representative in Texas named Jay Dean.
He claims Hawkins is being used as a cash asset
for the corrupt federal judge in Juarez, Mexico, and that
his family has been extorted for months. And that is
par for the course, guys. Any politician just south of
the border in Mexico is probably working for the cartels
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probably yep. And those are Narco terrorist groups.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
If they don't want to be assumed to be working
for the cartels, get a better line of work, move along,
go somewhere else, do something else.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Well, it's a sad story, guys. And anyway we are.
You know, obviously our sympathy is with the oil and
gas workers.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Since we're dealing with sadness. I have a sad story
to tell you. But first I want to introduce you
to Louisiana the buffalo.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
I'm sorry, the Louisiana Buffalo or Louisiana is the name
of the buffalo.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Oh, I get it, Okay, guy has a buffalo ranch
in Texas. That's Sean and his wife Christy, and they
went over to Jonesborough, Louisiana last year some early this
year and they bought him a buffalo bithon, but everybody
knows what a buffalo is, and they named when they
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brought it back home to their ranch in Texas, they
named it Louisiana.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
In that suite.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
And then Sean and his wife Christy were out on
the ranch, you know, probably cruising around in their UTV
or a TV or some kind of a TV, and
they saw Louisiana laying down out there in the field.
Got a little closer and they noticed Louisiana doesn't have
a head anymore. Oh my god, wait what Yeah, Sean says,
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his wife Christy is just you know, she just kind
of lost it when they found out this. They are
now offering a reward, hoping to secure in a and
find out who the sum bitch was that killed their
buffalo and beheaded it. He said, We're gonna find out
and justice needs to be served. They took a member
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of our family, one of my wife's babies.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
You can't just chop the head off of buffalo.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
I mean, punch it in the face, sure, but shop
its head off.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
You can't do that. It's a rip. Wouldn't stand for
in no way. It's so good.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
It's like Christmas in my Mouth, Meet Christmas Walton
Speaker 2 (21:33):
And Johnson Radio Network,
There's very few things in this world I hate as
much as I hate these tiny little Dixie cups that
we've got.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yeah, there's a.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Cost saving measure, I guess put in a not real
popular though.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Now I have to walk down the hall once every
thirty minutes to refill the water, just to have a
modest I like to every time I take a swig
of coffee, drink a little water so I don't stain
my teeth.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Now, I think it's a good thing that the cups
are small for that one reason. It gets you up
out of your chair and you walk around more, and
that's good. You don't want to sit in that chair
for four and a half hours straight and have people
just you know, bringing you stuff. That's how people get
fat and lazy and out of shape. Yeah, you got
familiar with this button? That thing right there? Uh in
(00:42):
your car? Button on your car for the automatic press.
You don't know, not the brakes, no, no, what is it?
If you don't push that button, your car motor will
stop every time you're at a stop sign or a
red light or whatever. Anytime you stop moving with your
foot on the break that automatic whatever it's called, supposed
(01:03):
to be a fuel saving economic thing. And I hate
that button. Everybody I know hates that button. I don't
want my motor to turn off and then turn back on.
It makes the air conditioner not work.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Is good.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
It means when you're ready to go, you have to
you know, you take your foot off the break. Then
you have to wait for the motor to start, and then
it's like, ah, hate it. Trump just did a thing.
He did a thing, and I got to tell you
right now, for this alone, I would consider third term.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
He just got rid of that button. Wow. Trump signed
a deal getting rid of that button.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Now, if he cancels daylight savings time, I say we
crown him king.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
And I don't want to hear any argument about it,
because that's the kind of good work at More's doing
up there.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
This is the kind of stuff we voted for.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
The thing I hate in my car is I like
that there's a safety feature that will break if I
someone in front of me breaks.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I'm not paying attention, you know. I like that.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
It very rarely do I need it, but once in
a blue moon I do. But what about the thing
where you venture out of your line and then the
vibration starts going better like that.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Okay, yeah, I like that too. But the point I
was going.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
To ride off okay, But the point I was gonna
make was when I'm in the parking garage, in this building,
you can still make it. What your point I'm trying.
He interrupts you all the time. But you're like, well,
that means you're not gonna be able to make your
point now. No, you can make your point, honey, you
go right ahea, I'll stop him if he interrupts you.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
The point I was gonna know that, all right, you're people.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
You people disgusted me.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I'm in the parking garage and I'm backing out my car,
and because that features there that automatically hits the brake,
There'll be somebody one hundred yards away driving through the
parking garage and my car will detect that and then
it'll slam on the brake.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
And I don't need any of that. I hate that
kind of crap. For one thing, Pay damn tension.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Okay. Yeah, if you're driving your car, truck, or whatever
it is, you pay attention.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Right, you venture out of your lane a little bit,
pay attention and get back in your lane.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I agree, But also, you know, what's the point of that.
If the car that's driving towards me is one hundred
yards away traveling five miles per hour, I don't need
my car to slam on the brakes to warn me
about it. But do don't it and it almost it
almost will hurt your neck or your head.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I guess that's not good.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
The safety feature is making me less safe. Also, they
have messed up cruise control. You can set your cruise control,
but then the cruise control will decide if you're getting
too close to a car in front of you, and
it'll just turn itself off. It'll slow itself down.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Right, I maybe I wanted to be that close, or
maybe I was just about planning to move. I was,
I was moving into the other lane, and all of
a sudden, that's slowing me down. Now, people stop, just
stop helping us so much. Yeah, it feels like some
of the safety features are kind of gay.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
But there what they're unnecessary?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Yeah, because for one thing, it's making people become less attentive.
I don't have to pay attention to I drive, I
can text, I can read a text, I can look
at my phone. The car will stop if I get
to oh, there's just happen if I venture to the
left or to the right, if I get too close.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
To a car, the car will handle it. I don't
have to worry about it.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
And then you're less likely to be paying attention when
it matters. That's you know why they did not thought
of that.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
They wanted to sell more electric vehicles, so they made
gas engine cars do aggravating stuff like that button and
what that button is gone. Now he can't come out
to your house and take the button out of your car,
but they can stop putting them in. And the other
thing is they wanted you to buy an electric car,
and there was another thing that they wanted you to do,
(04:50):
and I was just thinking of it, but then it
went out of my head.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I don't know what it was.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
But to mister Kenneth, to mister Kenneth's point, the safety
features in the car are kind of It's kind of
like peanut allergies. In an effort to protect everybody from peanuts,
we remove peanuts from everything because point one percent of
society at an allergy. And then after removing peanuts from everything,
the percentage of people with peanut allergies shot up to
(05:13):
absurd levels.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Crazy, isn't it. Now we're all more susceptible.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
The other thing I was getting they want to sell
electric cars and they also want you to get used
to driverless cars. Well, why do you need a driver?
The car knows when to stop if you get too
close to something, it knows to stay in its lane.
It's doing its job. So you just sit back and
relax and enjoy your driverless vehicle.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
No, that's not what we want.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
But then the other day in Los Angeles, away mo
uh drives into a police shooting because it doesn't know.
It's not programmed to know that cops are shooting at villains.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Oh, it's fine to just drive over here.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
There's there's there's bullets ricocheting off the windshield.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
You know, it's so funny. People were getting shot in
the middle of the day, in the middle of traffic.
But that that way, Just cruise it. It doesn't know.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
It's it's kind of remember when Arnold went to Mars
and he got in that guy forget the total recall.
I could come on recall Bill. Yeah, this guy couldn't
remember total recall.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
You see, if you were straight, you would have remembered
the chick with three boobs.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
You don't forget that. Oh I remembered her.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
I didn't call the name of the movie, which was
about recalling things. Anyway, he gets in a taxi and
he's got this robot sitting there telling him, you know
how things are gonna go.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
You just sit back and relax. And the robots got
this and that's the future. That's where they want to
take us.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I don't like the future with robots and gay stuff,
stuff what it used to be and importing third world problems.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
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Speaker 2 (07:47):
Everyone, We're in Delaware, Delaware. Yeah big? Now what okay?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
A Pakistani immigrant and University of Delaware student. I'm sure
you see where this is going. We're just arrested. We
have a whole bunch of guns, ammunition, body armor, and
a manifesto Billy had allegedly explaining plans to kill all
and achieve martyrdom with a mass shooting on the school's campus. Well,
that's certainly a surprise to nobody. Yeah, no, it's not
a surprise me. Lukeman Kahn, age twenty five, arrested just
(08:14):
before midnight on November twenty fourth, after the cops found
him in his pickup truck in a park after hours
and decided to search the vehicle when he began acting
suspiciously a Lohas neck. What they found inside was alarming pistols, guns,
a lot of ammunition, magazines, body armour plates. The pistol
was even fitted into a kit which converted it into
(08:35):
a semi automatic rifle. Impressive, but I'm not sure why
you'd need that on a college campus unless you're either
trying to stop a terrorist or you are the terrorists.
There's no other scenario there. They also found a notebook
I love Look, I don't like this guy, but I
do love manifestos.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
I know you do.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, I'm writing manifestos all the time. They found a
notebook filled with handwritten notes detailing a plot to use
those weapons to shoot up former the former his former
school's campus police department, a map to the headquarters drawn
out and marked with God and the map by the
way looks like it was drawn by a toddler. The
police station's here, terrorists here, AO go this way like,
(09:17):
oh God, it's marks the spot they've got. They've got
a photo of it in the report here at the post.
The motivation behind the alleged attack remains completely unclear. We
don't know what motivated this Pakistani Muslim guy to want
to go out and do an Islamic terror attack in
the wake of multiple other attempted and accomplished Islamic terror attacks.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
No way to know.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
There's no way to know if anyone knows what it is,
it's really a mystery. And he signed off here something
about Jahan Jahan jahad alahu akbar.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
No way to know what it was. No Salam Linkam.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Give the world a jay Santa Claus, leave out the
cookies and the milk. This Christmas Eve for Holly Jolly
Home Sexual.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network is as good as a cats.
Oh man, this is.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
The greatest blues rock band ever all time. And I
say that as somebody that don't know much about blues.
That's one of my favorite genres. Okay, I didn't say blues,
mister O. I said blues rock.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Did I not?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Blues is in blues rock. Blues rock is a little
different than the blues. Do you not agree said the
word blues? They said poorly. You don't pay attention to
yourself half the time we're in here, I said, blues
rock band. Y'all boys, stop this arguing this this kind
of They've been fighting like girls in here since we
took the break and now you you gotta clean it up.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
For the audience.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Man.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
These people have their own problems in their own lives.
They don't need to hear y'all arguing all the time
about stuff. So knock it off, all right? We got
breaking news, breaking news.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yeah, uh, bombshell letter from Venezuela as ex intel chief
l Polo Carvajol.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Is this like it's his nickname? Al Polo to Donald Trump?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Maduro's regime is a full on narco terror cartel, weaponizing
cocaine trende Aragua gangs, Hesbolah, and Cuban spies against America.
They're flooding our streets with killers, infiltrating our military, and
even rigging elections via smartmattic. Remember smartmatic, No, it's the
voting machine thing. Oh yeah, yeah, the dominion moti Metu. Well,
(11:23):
I remember dominion? Why don't you just call it that?
Dallas Express just published a story detailing how Venezuela's former
intelligence chief is accusing the Venezuelan regime of deliberately flooding
American cities with cocaine and drugs, all the while exporting
violent gangs to carry out kidnappings and murders on American soil.
He further claims thousands of Cuban intelligence operators are active
(11:47):
inside the United States, with some embedded as long term
career politicians, the very mccarthyes, right here, and there's a
connection to HESBLA.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
They're even working with Haspala.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Any of this surprises you, that these people have infiltrated
every aspect of our life over here, and you just
ain't been paying attention because that's how they work. We've
been trying to warn you about this for forty two
and a half plus years, and sometimes you still ain't
getting it.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Now, I will admit this does kind of affect how
I feel about war with Venezuela if this is true. Now,
if it's true, right, I'm still objective, kind of like
Rand Paul. I'm a contrarian about everything. I'd like to see,
you know, some more evidence. But if this is true,
that would be a reason to go to war with Venezuela.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Well, Trump says we're ground strikes, not troops, but ground
strikes are coming soon, you know. Just hitting the boats
in the water, that was just a warm up act.
So they got more. Oh, By the way, more emails
still coming in the boat thing seems to be like
the number one topic in the email been so far,
(12:55):
Here we go, Patrick wrote, narco boats. If those guys
on the drug boats have no guns, no knives, not
even harpoons or nunchucks, I don't care, because they are
still armed enemy combatants. They are armed with an attempting
to deliver chemical weapons of mass destruction to America, and
(13:15):
they deserve to die.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
This one.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
The military hit the narco boats twice, not the thugs,
the boats. The missiles target the boats, not the people. Now,
if they happen to be in the area of that
boat filled with deadly drugs, then they are collateral damage.
That's their own fault. They shouldn't have been in that
boat or nearby. That's the result of their own dumb
ass decisions. Too bad, And Kevin, I can testify to
(13:45):
the fact that one cannot swim or climb back into
the boat without their arms. Wow, So you might as
well just go ahead and take them out because they're
not going to last long in the water.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
You know, with arms or legs don't work.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
If somebody carries a white flag onto a battlefield, you
do not have to accept their surrender.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
You are allowed to shoot them.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Too.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Many surrendering guys in the past carrying a white flag
it got a grenade hidden on their body somewhere. You know,
that happened all the time back in Vietnam, I'm sure
in the sand everywhere else.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
You know, sometimes they get like shoe shine kids to
come up to those guys in Vietnam. You probably saw
it in a movie and you're like, shoe shine, shoeshine,
and you know, of course some of the American guys
they felt sorry for him. He's like, yeah, yeah, give
me a shine. He opens up his shoeshine kid, and
the whole thing explodes. You just can't trust these people,
and you shouldn't have to in war.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
And that's what this is, right exactly. Yeah, fog of war.
That's what our guy Pete said.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Don't you know you're not supposed to use a fifty
caliber machine gun on people? They said, you know, you're
not supposed to shoot people with a fifty calibers Like
He's like, you might as.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Well just hit them with a truck. But the good
news is liberal journalists. I don't know the difference between
different kinds of bullets. The other good news is they're
not shooting the people. They're shooting the vehicles, right with
the fifty cow, whether it's a tank or a truck
or a boat. I didn't shoot people. People got in
the way because they were in the car or the
truck or whatever. And obviously, if the New York Times
(15:18):
wrote an article about this hypothetical thing you're describing, they
would call it an AR fifteen style machine gun, or
they wouldn't know.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
What the hell it was.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Charlie Wrights, I strongly disagree with the second strike on
that boat. Okay, they should have waited for the rescue
boat to come and pick the guys up and saved
that million dollar missile for those guys too.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
I think that's a pretty funny point, and I hate
to be the one to I'm actually, I'm actually the
rescue boat was our boat.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Well nobody, nobody rescued them.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Well no, but we had a similar thing happened a
short time after this or where we shot the boat
and then we sent our boat in to rescue the people.
And ABC News was talking about how before this even
became aquote unquote scandal, it sounds like the Pentagon already
changed their operational procedures, which is why this only happened once.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Also email more emails about Steve Cropper and his death
and his greatness in life. Gonzo in Amarillo wrote in Yeah,
green Beans, gentleman. Steve Cropper owned a country radio station
in Amarillo back in the late nineties.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Cool It was.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Called Cat Country. I worked there in the sales department
for a couple of years, and Steve Cropper came to
visit us several times while I was there, and he
was a really nice guy in Amarillo.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
I wonder what the story is behind that? Why would
he buy? You know, he's not from who knows who
picks it up cheap or co owner or something. I'd
love to know the story behind that. That's fascinating. I
got to look into that, all right. In the meantime,
we now take you any more emails you want.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
To share, Oh, there's tons, but you know, we gotta
move on. We'll get back to that, all right.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Oil and gas workers, particularly those that work abroad, pay
attention to what we're about to do. Tell you because
this could affect you in the future. A Texas oil
field worker has been detained in one of Mexico's most
dangerous prisons. He's been there for nine months after crossing
the border in what is being described as an honest mistake,
while his family is pleading for his safe return. Fuck,
(17:17):
we would love to get the attention of someone at
the Trump administration with this one. Meet Cayden Hawkins, age
twenty three. He's been locked up on weapons charges. Does
this sound familiar these There have been stories like this
in the past at a place called the Cerezo Estatal
number three Injuarez. Since March second, he unknowingly crossed the
border in Columbus, New Mexico while trying to return home
(17:40):
to Hallsville after a job. His mom, April Thomas, is distraught.
She is crying out for help. She said her son's
GPS directed him, oh yeah, to the US Mexico border
without him realizing it, and he didn't understand where he
was till it was too late. For those of you
that aren't understanding this, you're not allowed to have weapons
in Mexico. You're allowed to have him in Texas, sure,
allowed to have him in New Mexico. But when you
(18:02):
cross that invisible line, suddenly you're ar fifteen assault rifle
or whatever the media would describe it as, Uh, can
get you into some serious trouble.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Couldn't you come up with a quick lie to explain it,
things like I was bringing this as a gift to
our friends south of the border in Maico.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
This is a gift I brought for you, Officer. I
would like you to have this gun. See what I'm
doing there?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Not my gun? Very clear? Well, Billy ed, you're a resourceful,
wise man.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
He's a kid. He's twenty three. Kids aren't taught to
think fast for themselves anymore.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
His brain isn't even done developing the now Google a
good answer to your question. How about that? Well? Check
Wikipedia and find out.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
His mother later learned he was detained for having a
pistol and ammunition with him, a fire army was legally
licensed to carry in the United States.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
He was an honest mistake.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Hawkin's sister and her brother's detainment has been one of
the harness things any of us has ever endured, according
to the mom, and since his aunt, the family spent
tens of thousands of dollars trying to bring him home
and begging lawmakers to intervene.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
I hope they're successful.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Interestingly enough, there's a state representative in Texas named Jay Dean.
He claims Hawkins is being used as a cash asset
for the corrupt federal judge in Juarez, Mexico, and that
his family has been extorted for months. And that is
par for the course, guys. Any politician just south of
the border in Mexico is probably working for the cartels
(19:29):
probably yep. And those are Narco terrorist groups.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
If they don't want to be assumed to be working
for the cartels, get a better line of work, move along,
go somewhere else, do something else.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Well, it's a sad story, guys. And anyway we are.
You know, obviously our sympathy is with the oil and
gas workers.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Since we're dealing with sadness. I have a sad story
to tell you. But first I want to introduce you
to Louisiana the buffalo.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
I'm sorry, the Louisiana Buffalo or Louisiana is the name
of the buffalo.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Oh, I get it, Okay, guy has a buffalo ranch
in Texas. That's Sean and his wife Christy, and they
went over to Jonesborough, Louisiana last year some early this
year and they bought him a buffalo bithon, but everybody
knows what a buffalo is, and they named when they
(20:20):
brought it back home to their ranch in Texas, they
named it Louisiana.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
In that suite.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
And then Sean and his wife Christy were out on
the ranch, you know, probably cruising around in their UTV
or a TV or some kind of a TV, and
they saw Louisiana laying down out there in the field.
Got a little closer and they noticed Louisiana doesn't have
a head anymore. Oh my god, wait what Yeah, Sean says,
(20:50):
his wife Christy is just you know, she just kind
of lost it when they found out this. They are
now offering a reward, hoping to secure in a and
find out who the sum bitch was that killed their
buffalo and beheaded it. He said, We're gonna find out
and justice needs to be served. They took a member
(21:11):
of our family, one of my wife's babies.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
You can't just chop the head off of buffalo.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
I mean, punch it in the face, sure, but shop
its head off.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
You can't do that. It's a rip. Wouldn't stand for
in no way. It's so good.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
It's like Christmas in my Mouth, Meet Christmas Walton
Speaker 2 (21:33):
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