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October 27, 2025 • 17 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good news. By the way, it's not all you know,
death and destruction and crime and football.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
We have good news.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Turns out, both Gavin Newsom and Kamala Harris have teased
their voters with a future White House run. Yay, isn't
that exciting? I mean, it's really good news for the Republicans.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Based on the context, I feel like the way that
Kamala hinted at the fact that she might run again
had more to do with selling books. She's out promoting
her book and nobody wants it. They asked her during
the interview, will there ever be a woman president? She
said yeah, and then they said will it be you?
And she goes maybe and not today today? Well, no,

(00:46):
not today. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
But once the Republicans found out Kamala is at least
considering running in twenty twenty.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Eight, it's not bad news, they said.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
The Republicans have already donated over fifty million dollars time
I heard.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
I've heard that'll almost be enough money to pay off
her debt from the last time she ran.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
You know, there's there's still giving. She's still getting money
from the Democrat natural you know party or.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Whatever for Why why are they giving her money, I
guess to help pay off that run. Well that's nice,
so then that's awfully you know, we.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Got got questions and the emails. People are confused, Dale says,
enjoying your show, but it's it's hard to follow because
y'all were talking about something called a basket lift at
that French museum the other day. Yeah, now, is that
what Texans call a bucket truck?

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:37):
I know the Yankees working here would call a heister
a high low. I thought that was really Jay just
trying to keep up Dale. I've heard it called a
cherry picker, a bucket lift, a bucket truck. I've heard
it called a basket lift. Yeah, cherry picker and a
bucket truck or the same thing. And yeah, it's got

(01:58):
like nine different names. And that's just here. I don't
even know what they called it in France, something French,
probably where you go like that.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Oh you do that so good.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
I feel like I was transported to Bordeaux there for
a moment.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
No, I was doing a French accent. Yes, yeah, yes,
I never doesn't sound like you knew that Based on
what you just said, it sounded like you didn't know
that he.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Did yeah, you got me all right.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
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Speaker 1 (03:08):
Those are all different ones. It's not like one big
long you know, that'd be a lot of words on
our shirt. Yeah, yeah, all right, there's a lot of
different ones. You need to go and just browse. Do that.
I'm just looking, and you're always just looking until you
find something you need.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
You gotta have it right, It's true. Okay. So over
the weekend, interesting thing happened on Bill Maher's show. Bill
Maher talked about how in Nigeria they're murdering all these Christians.
Now they're doing it in a very specific place in
the country. Nigeria is kind of divided. Part of it
is Catholic Christian, the other half is Muslim where they
have straight up Sharia law in two states in Nigeria.

(03:45):
And interestingly enough, in one of the states in Nigeria,
the northern city of Kano, two people just got into
trouble with the Sharia police there for kissing. Now, these
aren't just anybody. These two people are TikTok celebrity.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Is there like an old back in the olden days
in country, you know, small towns like Mayberry, places like
where the Beverly Hill Billies were from before they moved
out to California. A they had rules like that if
you saw somebody in the underwear, you had to get married.
If you were kissing, you know, and somebody saw you

(04:21):
get married, you know, shotgun kind of a thing like that.
Is that what they do in Muslim world?

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Okay, so not normally, not normally no, but videos of
Idris Mai Washiarra and Basira Yarguda had circulated on TikTok
showing the two TikTok stars kissing and cuddling, and apparently
this drew some outrage from the Cano residents. So on Monday,
a magistrate court judge instructed the Cano Sharia Police called

(04:46):
the Heba to salmonize the marriage between the two for
posting videos showing them kissing and acting indecent. That means
make it official right by Kano's conservative Muslim court. However,
maim R Shuta told HISPA police and officials that making
preparations for the wedding, he was not interested in marrying
var Guda, despite having told the judge that they were

(05:07):
in love.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Is it because her last name sounds like Smellie cheese,
she's Guda? Yeah, it turns a lot of men off.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Probably yeah, yeah, yeah probably.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
So.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Anyway, the parents had on Monday given Hisba their explicit
consent for the wedding, and then the Cano State government
said that they'd agreed to purchase a house for the
prospective couple to meet the bride's condition. Okay, what is
her condition? She is and this is why she's a
TikTok star. Okay, a midget like like bridget the midget right, exactly. Yeah,

(05:42):
but she doesn't do poorn like Bridget. No, no, she does.
She kisses on TikTok.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Okay, does she have to marry all the people that
she kisses on TikTok Well, she.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Just basically kissed this one guy. So the Nigerian Bar
Association stepped in, that's the country's union of lawyers, you know,
just like in America. They condemned the court order. They said,
this is an affront to the fundamental rights of individual concerns.
No court has the power to compel any person to
marry another person.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
You know what's weird when you see the picture of
them together, she looks like a small child. And in
that world, the Muslim world, right, that wouldn't even be
a story.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Yeah, that's not even contrary.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Children all the time from what I hear, and their
their leader. The guy that was in charge of the
Muslims or whatever. You know, are we allowed to say
his name out loud?

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:29):
God, Buddha?

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Is it not?

Speaker 1 (06:30):
No, it's definitely not Buddha. I know I was wrong
a lie that guy. Yeah, uh, he went and married
what a six year old or.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Something is her name?

Speaker 1 (06:39):
You know? Well, there's this child bride. I don't know
these people.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Okay, so this there is another weird aspect of the
cesioeconomic situation here. Kano, where this took place at, is
home to a thriving film industry dubbed Cannywood, the second
largest in the world right after Bollywood insured in terms
of volume. More than two hundred films are produced every
month in this particular part in West Africa, where the

(07:02):
movies are shown to black Muslims all over the world.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Don't you imagine they probably suck?

Speaker 2 (07:07):
I mean, I'm sure they're not good. No, this is
that they're not like Taylor Sheridan quality or anything. But anyway,
the increasing use of social media by Kennywood for skits
and songs made the Board of Censors extended's authority to
social media, thus arresting and jailing several TikTokers for videos
considered obscene or indecent.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Canny threw this in there just to see if we
was paying attention.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
There go vis a Vian dude. Anyway, I guess the
point is, if you wanted to make a Shabria compliant
film for black Muslims, be careful when you're in cannywood.
They're real touchy about kissing midgets. What if we learned
well weird things. Yeah, basically just weird stuff. And now

(07:48):
our problems don't seem that bad, do they?

Speaker 4 (07:50):
Like?

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Almost stay put for a while. Yeah, America is probably
a lot better. Somebody went out and did a study
of the people that were at the No King's protest
a couple weekends back, and they determined that the vast
majority of people at these protests were and this is
how they described them, mostly educated, unmarried white women in
their forties. Oh my, one of our listeners, Adam deems

(08:14):
them awfuls, affluent white female ultraliberals.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Oh, it's kind of cute, Yeah, the awfuls. And by
the way, remember when they say educated women in their forties,
they mean brainwashed. That's what education is these days. I
don't know if you've got kids in school, I hope not,
but it seems like there's a lot of brainwashing going
on at the university level and in high school as well,

(08:40):
maybe even trickling down to elementary by now.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Right, when they say educated, what do you think they're
talking about? What do you think do you think these
women have a job skill that would be valuable if
the apocalypse happened. No, do you think they know how
to what? Educated to do? What bill to furnace or something? No? No,
they have a gender lit degree. It's useless. Educated to do?
What to conduct studies on the menstruation cycles of women
in Cambodian village?

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Like?

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Who cares? No one needs that? You're educated. Nobody wants that. No,
nobody wants it. Beat it, nobody wants you. Cat lady,
get out of here.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
We can't allow President Trump to continue deporting big booty Latinas.
If there are nine, they should be fine. These are big, juicy,
perfectly round booties that we simply can't let go, miss
the president. Where are we gonna find big booties like
these Canada? Women in Canada have no booty?

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Stay tuned for more.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Waltman Johnson here I got. I got an alert from Facebook.
Facebook said, Kenny, we're concerned that you may be suicidal.
If your suicidal, call this number. Really what have you
been posting recently? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
I haven't seen anything that would alert me, but I
don't see everything you post either. Does Facebook know something
about me that I don't know? I think, yeah, you
got to you gotta trust them. They know you better
than you know yourself. Because I don't feel suicidal. Yeah,
but the algorithm says you are so sorry you are?

Speaker 2 (10:05):
I mean that's what it's said.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah, that's not good. Or aren't we renegotiating our noctiating
our healthcare expenses for the new year? Now, Kenny's gonna
make everybody have to pay more.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
No, I don't want you to have to pay more. Well,
stop being suicidal, then, dude, I don't think I am
Apparently this guy we have someone sent us a video.
This guy's got a moral dilemma. He needs some advice.
Mister Kenneth, could you give some advice to a listener
right now?

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Well, it depends on the topic, but I shall try
my bed all.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
I played the type.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
Two weeks ago, I made an anonymous tip to an
ICE office about a restaurant i'd applied to that rejected
my application. Three days later, there was a raid on
that restaurant and twelve of their employees were deported. I
did this because I really wanted to work at that restaurant,
but they were full staffed, so I figured what better
way to get an opening and than to have half

(10:56):
their staff deported. So that's what I did, and I reapplied,
I got hired, and I've been working there a few days.
But now I'm worried that they're going to find out
that I was the one who called and had half
of their staff deported. I'm anyone who's been in a
similar situation, was there some way you were able to
soften the blow ahead of time or kind of like

(11:17):
get them used to the idea story to tell, maybe
like an employee here got everyone deported.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Who do you have any advice for? This guy's worried
that his co workers are going to find out he
got them all deported so he could get the job there.
He says, they're nice people.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Yeah, you know, these days, you gotta do what you
gotta do to find work. I guess. I mean there
are other restaurants where maybe they could have been.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Hired, but.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
They were illegals, right, I mean, they didn't just go
and arrest them because they were brown.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
Right.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
The news keeps telling me they're doing and he managed
to me like this guy was asking for maybe a
gold star. Yeah he did two good things.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Yeah, why not?

Speaker 1 (11:54):
He found a job, sure, and he turned over people
criminals to law enforce. That's a good thing too.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
A manager at the Laugh Factory in Chicago, the comedy club,
was arrested for allegedly obstructing a federal immigration operation, but
his mother claims agents kidnapped him. Okay, now he's in
the country legally. His name's Nathan Griffin. The Chicago Police
Department said they responded to a call of a battery
in progress outside the club nine to twenty am Friday,

(12:23):
when they found federal agents involved in a physical altercation
with two individuals. There's a video of the encounter. It
shows federal agents taking night manager Nathan Griffin to the
ground placing him under arrest. People are screaming stop.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
You know, that's a big thing. You know, it's kind
of like Portland, but it's in Chicago, so it's not
quite as crazy, but it's pretty close.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
And his mom's there too. The video shows the manager,
along with his mom and agents in a physical struggle.
Why are you and your mom at the nightclub Friday morning?
Arresting illegal? And what was going on? I thought you
were the nighttime manager? Yeah, and why is your mom there?
And maybe they didn't arrest him for being in the illegal.
Maybe they arrested him for hiring illegal. No, they arrested

(13:05):
him for trying to stop the ICE agents from arresting
in the way. Yeah he didn't. He's it appears legal.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
I looked him up on Facebook. It looks like he's
from Dallas. Yeah. Anyway. Witnesses who apparently work at the
club told NBC's Chicago he saw multiple cars pull up
and men grabbed a man who appeared to be Hispanic.
But he's not Hispanic anyway. The agents then jumped out
of their car snatched the manager. Okay, so there was
a Hispanic guy as well, while he was standing there

(13:33):
with his mom.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
M m, and they just got snatched.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Why are you with your mom at work on a
Friday morning when you're supposed to be there at night.
I just I don't know.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
It's a little suspicious or sorry, it's a little sucks.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
There's a picture of him and his mom and an
event for NPR together. Are you guys all just like
raging liberal activists? Is that what this was about? Sound
a lot? Did you stage the whole thing? His mom's
so mad. She posted a video to Instagram telling her
follower where her son was kidnapped by border patrol. It
wasn't border patrol. There's a difference, but nobody knows. Yeah,

(14:07):
these people, they don't pay attention. They're not real smart,
you know. The brother in law of the laugh factory's
night manager and his mother have since launched a GoFundMe
to help the kid out. He's not that young. He
looks like he's thirty, but they keep calling him a
kid in the puddle because his mommy was there. Yeah,
I think so. Yeah, here's my advice. Don't stop cops

(14:27):
from arresting someone who clearly broke the law. And also,
don't bring your mom to work. What do you think
of that?

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Mine your business? What'd you say?

Speaker 2 (14:34):
So far, they've raised about twenty thousand dollars in the GoFundMe.
So so this has been profitable for him. Yeah, I
guess so, and that's maybe why they did it. He'll
be fine. Does anyone actually think he won't be fine?

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Yeh, he'll be fine.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Come on, Calm down, is what I would tell his mom. Yeah,
calm down, that's how that's supposed to work. Jesse Waters
took a photo with Gail King. Oh there, Yeah, the
woke is after Gail. Now they want to hear they
want to cancel Gail King. Jesse and Gail were flying together,
not on purpose, They just happened to be seated next

(15:08):
to each other. What an odd coincidence. Two massive figures
in the media, a primetime talk show host on Fox
News and Oprah's bff for life were seated right next
to each other.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Now, God forbid, she did one of the most unforgivable
committed what do they call those sins in the Catholic
Church journals that you can never be forgiven for? She
said she she had a good time sitting next to.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Jesse.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
I mean, he's on Fox, he's a conservative, and she
said they had a good time sitting together. Well, that's it,
She's got to go. I'm sure that I look put
politics aside for a minute. If you were seated next
to Gail King or Jesse Waters, two people that make
a living being charming and making polite conversation, I'm sure
it would be a pleasant flight with either of them.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Why wouldn't it be? You know, even Gail King, I'm
sure you'd be happy to sit next to each other.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
You'd be wrong.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Would I be canceled by members? Of the right wing
media for saying I sat next to Gail King, she
was very polite.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Oh yeah, I'd have to. I'd have to shut you
down right there.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
See, I don't think you would. I think you're being facetious.
I'm what you're being. You're lying. I think you're making
it up to you. That's worse. You're trying to get
a reaction, Billy Yead anyway, forgive Gail King.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
I would have what they would they do to her?
Did they tar and feather? They strip a naked and
run through the streets and.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Swater with paddles?

Speaker 1 (16:32):
H What does the woke do when they've decided to
call you out as not woken up?

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Even worse, mister, Oh, they're saying mean things about her
on social media.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Damn that is coold blooded. I'm telling you, I know.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Didn't she get a pass because she's a sister.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
And Oprah's best friend? Did people forget right? Maybe Oprah's
gonna have to come to her rescue and order people
to be nice to her friend.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
She said, you get to calm down, and you get
to calm down, and you get to calm down. I
don't know what the hell's in there. It's weird and
kissed off whatever it is.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
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