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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, if you enjoy that, you want to Johnson Show
like we do, then you might also enjoy the Pursuit
of Happiness show in the afternoon with oh Kenny Webster there.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
And as a matter of fact, I think, do we
have a clip? Can we play a clip? WHOA celebrities
just walked into my studio, two of them, Chad Prayther
this year in the world of podcasting, Chad, you're a
big deal. A lot of people know you.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
K p rc AM nine fifty.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Damn you got a good radio voice.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Due I need to be here.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
You're gonna take my job. No, I should never have
booked you. I should never have that chat. And then
also here right now is Party follow Steve in the building.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Right now, there's no worries of me getting your radio job.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Now, I'm not worried about you.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
It's this one years ago when I was on the Blaze.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
We were in the studio and Party foul Steel was like, dude,
all you got to do is just read those ad
reads off of the teleprom I said, you get in
my seat and do it.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
It's one of the funniest bloopers you've ever did it.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
And he goes, I'm ready to switch seats.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
It's my pillow dot com promo code party follow Steve
actually prey through but whatever you actually you actually have
a party fole hat on right on.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Oh yeah, that's the way people know who I am.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
For those that don't know, Chad, you're you're you have
big feet in ours, big shoes in our industry. You
are a podcast or a musician, you're a stand up comedian.
What do you not do?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I've done it all. I've done it all.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
I have authored books, written songs, and with a record
label in Nashville.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
People call me a renaissance man. I call myself mediocre
at a lot of things, and if you put them
all together, it's one reasonably decent product.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I consider you to be a good friend in this industry.
I don't. I don't get along with a lot of
people in this industry, mostly because I just don't go
to things.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I don't go to Sea Path. That's a you thing
or a them thing.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I think it's a me thing. I don't. I don't
want to hang out at Turning Point, USA.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Or I don't either, honestly.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
And actually, when I told them they were a cult
in front of four thousand people.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I don't think they ever want to invite me back.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
I jokingly might have said some things, but you know,
Charlie's been a friend for a long time. He endorsed
my last book. I mean, you know, but they don't
ask me to speak anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I have no problem with these people specifically. I just
don't like going to things and being a partist.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I don't like being in a crowd unless theyart buying
tickets to my show.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I don't like it either. No, Like I like concerts
and comedy shows and stuff, but I don't like political conventions.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I really don't either.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
And I'm not going to say on this program why
I don't, because I have some pretty expressive ways of
describing it. But it's just it's a weird, little, incestuous,
entire entangled thing, and I wish we could break out
of that. We joke about it, but seriously, I wish
we could break out of that, because it doesn't translate
to the next generation.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yeah, you know, I go speak at these events.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
You go speak at these events, and sometimes they'll have
you in and I'm like, I tell every one of them,
I'm like, listen, you guys have a foot in the grave.
If you don't reach the next generation and become relevant.
What you're talking about, what you're meeting about is is useless.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Right you are. You have a lot of talents, music, comedy, podcasting,
all that stuff. I always tell people, as a friend
of Chad Prayther, if you were not a conservative, you
would probably have a sitcom in a famous comedy special.
Your problem is you're too republican.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
He yeah, I'm I'm I'm yeah. I ain't woke right.
So I went out. I had my little stint in Hollywood.
Out there, I was represented by all the right people.
My former manager Arthur Spivack, he's retired now. He had
Paul Riser and Mad About You on. He had a
ton of he managed Prince and Madonna at one time.
And then I was represented with the Girsh Agency, which
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is huge out there. I was with lions Gate. Eric
Tannebaum picked up my sitcom Ideas. He had a little
show called Two and a Half Men on for eleven seasons.
Every time we went into the studio, I mean, I'm
across the hall from Sylvester Stallone and Rupert Murdoch, and
you know, I'm sitting there and the woman from ABC.
This was right after Roseanne Barr had gotten canceled for
saying what she said about Valerie Jarrett and then she
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blamed Ambion on it. And she's like, I said what
I said because I was on an ambien that night,
you know.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
And if you know Roseanne and I do, she's a
nut right now. And I say that in God, bless her,
God bless her, bless her heart.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
But the lady at ABC, the executive at ABC, we
were sitting there to pitch a new sitcom that I
had written, and she reaches across with her hands folded
like this, and she says, I just have one question
to ask you.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Do you take Ambion.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Right there?
Speaker 5 (04:14):
You were just slamming me for being a conservative voice
out there, But I caught it every time and there
was no chipping away at that wall.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
You know. It's interesting the two and a half men connection,
because you and Charlie Sheen have one thing in common
besides that you both love golf.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Yeah, and swing a lot of club.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
That's exactly Obviously.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
We spend a lot of time in the sand, you know.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
But part of the reason why I don't, Yes, that's
what I know. Yeah, part of the reason why I
don't like political conventions. I don't like being around people
that don't get jokes.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
They don't they're humorless, dude. You know, we joke about
the left being humorless, but people are so serious. They're
more serious than God in a lot of ways. And
I don't think God's all that serious. I mean, the
Bible talks about Jesus. I'm talking about God being a
happy God.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
You know.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
It was like, I don't think he woke up on
the wrong side of the bed today. He's got everything
under control. We act like we don't have anything under control.
We act like we don't have the right ideas. I
think if you have the right ideas and the right
ideals and the right belief system. See, I've always said
I like money because money leads to freedom and freedom.
You know, if you've got finances, you can have freedom,
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and freedom leads to fun. If we're capitalists, free market economis,
if we believe in a limited government, we truly believe
in freedom, you ought to be the most fun people
on the planet.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Amen to that. It's in the first chapter of Milton
Friedman's Capitalism and Freedom. He explains in the first chapter
of the book. The reason why democratic socialism can never
ever work is because if you don't have monetary freedom,
you can't pull your money in fuel a political movement.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Another thing Milton Friedman said, and I'm paraphrasing, of course,
is he said that you can have an open border
or you can have a welfare state.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
You can't have both.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
And we've tried to have both.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
And now we see what's going on, for instance, these
LA riots and everything that's have popping off in other
big cities around the country. It's only going to get
worse over the next week. This is an example of that.
This doesn't look like fun to me, right, So we
tried to embrace these things that Friedman warned us against,
and this is we created anti fun.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yeah, you nailed it yesterday on Well I guess this
was earlier this week on ABC seven in Los Angeles.
I want to play a clip for you protested downtown LA.
This is an actual journalist and I cannot believe that.
What was this guy's name. Let me make sure I
get his name.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
I played this on the show yesterday and I can't
remember the guy's name, but this was This is a hilarious.
Take the mental gymnastics that it takes to come up
with what these guys are doing, and the way they're
describing it is insane.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Listen to when he describes the burning cars large group
of people.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
It could turn very volatile if you move law enforcement
in there and the wrong way and turn what is
just a bunch of people having fun watching cars burn
into a massive confrontation.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
I'm sorry what I mean it is fun watching cars burn.
Everybody you're driving down the interstate, you see one burning
on the side of the road, You're gonna watch it burn?
Speaker 5 (06:57):
It all slow down? The look I mean every east
ridden next to a carlvar who.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Hasn't lit a car on fire with Tanner? Right?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
You know what's not fun is when it's your car?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Right?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Never the problem.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I didn't understand what exactly is the metric for fun
in liberal media. Yesterday, I get a call from You're
on the Are you still you're on the board at
Wheelchairs for Warriors, Right, you're a big supporter of one
of my favorite charities, and wheelchairs Crystal calls me up.
She's like, we need to raise thirty thousand dollars by
the end of this week. We gotta pay for three chairs.
It's an emergency and I don't have anything, right, I
got nothing to come up with. What do I got?
(07:31):
I was like, all right, I'm loud and boisterous. A
lot of people hate me. Maybe I could pretend to
let people beat me up for money. That's my idea.
So I post this on social media. I'm like, you
could pretend to kick my ass for a thousand bucks.
For an extra thousand dollars, I will yell a racial
or a homophobic slur while it's happening. It's a Pride
the Pride Month Cadillac deal. I will pick on a black,
(07:53):
trans disabled youth while you are the hero who rescues me,
and we could videotape it for five thousand dollars. Hous
that on social media, Chad, I am not making this up.
Earlier today, I get a message from somebody at the
Houston Chronicle. I did a DM from a guy on Twitter.
He's like, Kenny, is this a real thing? But I reply,
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I'm like, that depends. Are you going to donate?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
How much money? We're talking?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
What are we talking? These guys are humorless. I get
it all the time.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
You know.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
I host two podcasts every day. One I'm co host
with Graham Allen for the Dear America podcast in the morning,
and then the Chad Bread their show in the afternoon.
So the other day, Graham, who's been working at the
Pentagon and he's no longer technically he's not a paid employee,
he's an SGE. So he volunteers his time at the
Pentagon now so he could come.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Back to the podcast which he built.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
He said that the media, the mainstream media, the drive
buys as to use Russia's terms, he said, basically, they
are the vampire spawn in the devil's butthole. And the
New York Times reached out and wanted to know was
this an official statement from the Pentagon of a Pentagon employee.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Chad I got contacted by the New York Times. Last year,
we were sitting in this room and we got the
news about the the well, the ear thing happened. So
Trump starts walking around with the bandage on is here.
So Steve and I, my co host in the morning show,
post a thing online saying we're selling bandages on I
Love WJ dot com Walton and Johnson dot com one
(09:18):
hundred bucks of pop will send you one. We'll autographic.
A person from the New York Times reaches out to
me and says, how many of you sold so far?
It's like, we have sold none. We haven't sold any.
I replied, I was like, they're all sold out, My man.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
These people have no life, dude. They need a crisis.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
You know.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
You look at these riots. I see you've got it
pulled up here on the TV. You look at these riots.
You know, these these media people would call this people's
frustrating self expression, Like this is their expression, this is
this is their living out their truth. This is the
type of stuff in a in the next subistential, postmodern
philosophical world where we can't define anything unless we feel it.
(09:55):
This is what you get right here. These people literally
live in that world. It's illogical. You and I know it,
Like with critical thinking, in a little bit of common sense,
we know that that type of logic doesn't work no
in real world.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
But these people believe that.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
All right, here's my question for you and I. Look,
I'm I'm just a guy that considers all the possibilities.
This is expensive, this is going to be damaging to California.
But I don't live in California. They keep telling Trump,
don't help. What if Trump agrees, What if it's just
a hypothetical party fall, Steve Chad Prather. What if Trump says, fine,
no more help, no more marines, no more National Guard.
(10:28):
You guys could burn down your city, but then you
don't get federal funding. How would they react to that?
Speaker 5 (10:33):
Well, the problem with it is is is there's good
people in California getting screwed by the bureaucracy, business owners.
So you know, party fella. Steve will tell you our
most supportive state. You know already know what I'm going
to say. Before COVID, we were doing sixteen seventeen shows
out there a year.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
People go, you could get an audience.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
Our biggest audiences were California because there's conservative people, there's
people with the right values the majority of that state.
And by the way, California used to be a great
red state. It was. It's a Reagan state and now
getting hammered by the bureaucracy of the big cities, whether
it's you know, La Sacramento's Oakland, San Francisco, San Diego,
and so these people are under that type of dictatorship.
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And Gavin Newsom has no clue what he's doing because, again,
these elitist politicians and progressive policies that they put out
there with zero test experience, none of them have ever
faced the consequences.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
So think about it like this. Let me put give
it you an example.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Just a couple of months ago, the Pacific Palisades in
southern California was on fire. They were looking for arsenists
out there of people who were setting things on fire.
These are people setting things on fire. They're literally being
videoed putting their lighting fields on fire, cars on fire,
buildings on fire, throwing Molotov cocktails. Now Here, look at
the logic. Two months ago, they were looking for arsenists
who set southern California on fire to the tune of
(11:47):
billions of dollars, and now they're literally celebrating people who
are setting fires in the streets.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Now, what the hell happened?
Speaker 3 (11:53):
I mean, where's the logic in that?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Hey, before we forgot, we got to take a break
real quick. To those of you watching us streaming on
social media, we're not going out anywhere. But to those
of you listening on the radio, we are going to
take a quick break. But real quick, this Friday. The
whole point of you beat here right now. Apparently we
have a little comedy show with a guy named Jesse Payton.
Speaker 6 (12:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
I came here to be with you.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
But besides that, Yes, Jesse Peyton and I we were
doing the Gulf of America right side of comedy tour
and we've been doing it around the country. We're going
to be right here in the Houston area. Tom bal
TeX's a District two forty nine this Friday night, Friday
the thirteenth, I might add.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Yeah, that's it. Do you have jokes about what is
it called? There's a word for that when you believe
in I don't know, you're afraid of the date or
something in there.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
Yeah, superstitious, Yeah, there's superstitious. But we're going to walk
under a ladder and we're going to bring the black cats.
Let's go trek to phobia or something. My co host
said it this morning, Stu. Yeah, I don't know what
all even know. It's going to be like the vampire
spawning the Devil's butthole.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
I know that.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
But look at this lineup right here, Chad pray, Thro,
Jesse Payton, special guest Kenny Webster.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Look at that guy.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
These are some good looking sun sobs right here.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
We did that show where we were in Hattiesburg, Mississippi,
and we were in New Orleans a couple of weeks ago.
You were there with us and you did this phenomenal
dam So you're gonna do the dance.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I am gonna dance. I am gonna twerk on stage
for bole.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Have got to see this bit.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
You're gonna love it. Absolutely. Stick around, folks, Hey, quick break.
If you're watching us streaming on social media, we're not
going anywhere. Hang on, Li from Texas Broadcasting across the peoples.
We two think of America, they say, is perceives of
how it is Radio with Ken Webstern, jud Akay producer
Kenny keep it here all right, Chad pray Through is
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here in the studio. Party file. Steve is in the
studio right now as well. Chad. You are just explaining
to me you got on peptides and now you drink water. Yeah,
but you're still you're not gay though, right.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
I mean, if I could take a pill and wake
up with all my options open, I might do a
parade or something and walk around with butterfly wings on
and fart glitter, but not yet. They haven't gotten that
far into science.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
But who knows. Fauci's out there, he's working, he's lurking.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
Uh yeah, bioactive precision peptides. Man, I started, I gotta
make wellness, which a lot of people that you're just
trying to push your crazy business. Well, yeah, I am.
I believe that I'm always doing that, but dude, it
has transformed my life. People are sick of me talking
about it. I started getting the uh the uh electrolytes
in the water. Now go buy water all the time.
And no, I never drink water.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Man, all right, well, I I only drink uh, I
only drink sparkling. I like Lacroix because I feel like
it's like it's like methadone for pop drinkers.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
You probably probably called pepper. It was like tobochico or
stuff like that. To me, that's like licking the static
off of a television.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
I don't at the problem you're you're drinking stuff that
we're breathing out to get rid of our out of
our bodies.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
I guess this.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
I really enjoy topochico. I do well. Apparently wealthy people
have decided they want to give up water and now
they're having they're giving up wine. The New York Times
reported a story on how rich people are now doing
fine wine tastings. According to the report, it tastes different
depending on the mix of minerals, and some types go
for thousands of dollars a bottle. Here is Michael Masha
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of Fine Water Society talking about the the fine water
trend exploded.
Speaker 6 (15:01):
I started find what was twenty years ago, and for
the next ten years no journalists talked to me because
it was just a crazy idea. What is just what
are you talking about? And over the last ten years
we see a significant change. And over the last years,
especially after the pandemic, when people suddenly paid a little
bit more attention, it's exploding.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
This is this is he from Flint, Michigan.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
That cannot be his real voice, right, don't you think
he's pending us on?
Speaker 3 (15:29):
He spent a little time at Campbell's Gune thousands.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Oh my god, Campbell is inne That lawyer. That lawyer
is he seems like an honest guy popping up. I
could trust him with my money. I don't think I
would pay thousands of dollars for a bottle of water.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
Right, No, somebody was telling me about the new hydrogen
water stuff. I'm going to try it. It probably can't
afford it. You know, they did those DNA tests where
they tell you what day you're going to die, and
they're like, hey, we can expand that about six months
if you drink the hydrogen water. And now people are
spending thousands of dollars on this stuff. I love water
with a little tequila or something of that nature.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Me too.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
Yeah, I mean apparently Jesus turned it into wine. Maybe
this is the opposite miracle they're doing. If you can
get you know, water into wine or whinos into water, yeah,
it's a miracle.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
You may be onto something. You know what this reminded me.
Have you mentioned Fauci? Have you seen the Chinese agent yet?
I'm trying to find a picture of her. These this
woman and this dude got arrested for apparently they were
trying to bring a poisonous fungus into the country to
destroy our crops. And of course we've seen the Chinese
spy before as a honey pot. You all know the
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story thing. Eric Swawell, Yeah, what do you?
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Yeah? Thank thing, absolutely, I would have given up secrets.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
This one I don't know about. This is odd. She
tried to destroy the crops with a fungus and you
can't help. But notice she came from the same country
where Fauci funded the pandemic.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
Well, in what you're not saying is this is the
third time this month they have found somebody coming into
the country with a substance.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
I don't think most people know that.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Yeah, it's a third time this month.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
I believe I had heard something where she had said
she's brought it in before.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
Yeah, well, I mean the Japanese introduced kuds. Who've been
to the southeast, they just eat up everything is erosion control. Sure,
and so it's like, maybe that's what they're trying to do,
is just bring in a poisonous thing to kill all
the crops. I mean, the Chinese all most of the
arable land in our country anyway, them and Bill Gates, right,
so we're screwed.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Do you ever think about how a long time ago,
before we had science and books and stuff you could read,
there was some guy somewhere who had to figure out
which mushrooms you could eat, which ones got you high,
and which ones would kill people.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
I've often thought, like, who eats a lobster? Or who
was the first guy to say that looks good coming
out of chicken's butt. Let's put it in hot water
and see what it does.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Apparently they used to give the lobster to prisoners in
Maine that was not food that they're rich and wealthy.
Ate do people like lobster or do they just like butter.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
I don't like lobster without the butter. Bring up a
good question. I don't know either. Yeah, I mean good lobster.
Most lobsters like real.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
I mean if you you've had instead of a crawfish bowl,
if you had a lobster bowl with that kind of
crawfish seasoning, then I'd be all about it. Otherwise I'm
gonna do the craw fish.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yeah, all right. Here's the other thing I wanted to
ask you about today is Andrew Cuomo is back. We
have Cuomo again. Andrew Cuomo was He was a disgraced politician,
kind of like Anthony Wiener. When you have a sex
offender scandal or a misconduct scandal in the state of
New York, you run for mayor of New York City.
And so that's what Andrew Cuomo is back. No one
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ever cared that he killed their grandma, but he patted
some Italian girl on a butt and that ruined his career.
So now, just as the founding fathers had hoped, he's
hanging out with these guys in a turban and he's
trying to run for office. Does this work?
Speaker 4 (18:44):
He changed his last name to Till.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Cuomo tell I don't know, it's a look right, I
can we get away with this? Could I?
Speaker 5 (18:56):
No, this isn't gonna Years ago, years ago, I did
a back when they killed h who is it bag Daddy?
When the dog went in, you know, and I dressed
up like Glenn Beck. It was a Halloween episode at
the Blaze, and I dressed up like Glenn Beck and
it was great. I took a picture with Glenn that
name you can't tell us apart uh, and then Steve
basically put on I'm gonna tell party fell Steve. He
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basically went on he put on black face to be
bag Daddy, Oh, bag Daddy, And I was like, you
can't wear the wrong wig. You have got to make
sure you wrap your head in the sart because you can.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
You can.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
You can dark face if you're pretending to be a terrorist. Jeez, again,
there's no logic in any of that.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Makes our sense, right exactly? All right, Well, speaking of terrorists,
here's another story. This is our life round of news
stories today. Let's talk about Greta. Greta was going to
hang out with Hamas this week. Greta Thunberg. We all
love adorable. Probably my second favorite autistic person, right after
Elon Muss's climate change activist. Greta Thunberg. She's on an airplane. Yeah,
(19:57):
she's not supposed to be on an airplane.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
She looks good for somebody that got kidnapped by Jews.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
She actually has Elon's eyes. I wonder if she look
at those eyes that space.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
So I have a nineteen ninety six British land Rover.
It's a Defender one ten. I'll sell it to anybody
right now for sixty thousand dollars first comforts or it
works perfectly fine, just put a new ignition in it.
But it's a right hand driver, so it drives like
a British and it's located in the Woodland State.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
No, it's in Montgomery, Texas. Now I'll sell it to you.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
But anyway, I named it every time you crank it up, boom,
big black diesel fumes if it comes out at the
back of it. It's a beautiful thing. And it's green.
That's the only thing Epa complying about it. It's paint
and green. But I named it, Greta.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
I love it. Does it make a noise?
Speaker 3 (20:42):
He goes, Gota, Greta gotta.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
The thing I found so remarkable about this is you
can't help people make a comparison. Here. Greta goes to Israel.
They give her a sandwich and a bottle of water.
She said she got kidnapped. We all know what happened
to the people at the music festival, right, And these
guys were at the israel equivalent birding Man Hamas paratroopers
come falling in on them. They're all tripping on mushrooms
and Mollie and the next thing they know, they're getting
(21:06):
raped to death by Islamic extremists. Compare these two different
kinds of you know. Yeah, well so they did.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
They did the little clip that they put on social media,
her and whoever was on that boat, and then they
said they had floated into gouzen waters and they needed
to be rescued and everybody was like no. Then they
floated into Israeli waters and they were like.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Been kidnapped. They the Israeli oppressors.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
And so when they asked Trump about this, he's like,
she said she was kidnapped.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
I thought that was in classic or his body.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
Yeah, I think I think Israel has some bigger problems
than Greta Tunberg.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I would assume. So apparently the person she was with
was this dude from Game of Thrones. Did you guys
watch Game of Thrones.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
As little as possible? I know, I'm one of the
rare ones. But it was okay.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Like a lot of shows, it started off great and
then it ended horribly. You know, people never know what
to do when the show gets popular. But this guy
that was on Game of Thrones was with her, and
no one really knows what became a hymn. I guess
he must be a Palestinian now or something.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
How do these people always how do these people maybe
it's just part of being on the spectrum, how do
they always insert themselves in whatever is going on politically, culturally, societally.
I mean, she was all about the you know, don't
dare you with the climate change thing? And now she's
what a peace maker in Gaza.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
I'm not gonna call anybody out, but there are women
on social media that do this as well. Someone gets
murdered in our hiking trail somewhere and some girl in
conservative media will be like that hiking trails not dangerous.
Here's me there a month ago in a sports bra
doing lunches, Like, how are you making this about you?
Speaker 5 (22:34):
People do they let their egos get away with them.
But I don't know, Like I've never figured out. I've
never put a lot of thought into the motivation behind
Greta Dunberg. Obviously she is a pawn in somebody's political
and financial system that they keep putting her out there
because like the David Hoggs of the world and whoever
else they get attention.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Do you remember this? There was a glitch Let me
see if I can find the news story credit Thumberg's
Facebook page kind of like her other social media accounts,
have a lot of followers, and anybody that is a
public Facebook page, you know, more than one person can
be the administrator on it, And so Greta's page had
a glitch one day where the people normally the people
(23:12):
that post on the page could see who made the post,
but average people can't tell who's making the post unless
you're an administrator. There was a glitch one day that
Meta had where you could see who was making the posts,
and all of the posts on Greta's page were either
made by her father or by some or by some
guy that worked at the United Nations. And that was
(23:32):
when the cat was out of the bag. Greta is
not making her posts. No, we all knew that.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
I mean the girl the other day when they did
that video on the boat and they were out there
and she's just there, you know, she just kind of
grins and the guy looks at her after he does
his little you know, monologue, and he looks serves as
anything you want to say, and she goes, eh. I
mean that was her, that was her, you know, being eloquent,
a perfect poster child.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
That's it. Yeah, adorable right. Hey. This Friday Night, two
forty nine, Chad Prayther headlining right side of Comedy Golf
of America Tour feature comic Jesse Payton, special guest mc
Kenny Webster. I've heard he's pretty funny.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
Yeah, buddy, that's who's the ugly guy there's a there's
not one party fil.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Steve's gonna be there. That's not fair. I will, I
will be there. What are you gonna do?
Speaker 4 (24:18):
I'm I'll be out with the crowd. You're gonna be
out with stingles, a mingle the show Steve used to
do stuff, but not even just mingles.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
The show will sell out.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
It's gonna sell out. I would need to get tickets
to this getting there.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
If people don't have tickets to this, their life has
no meaning, no, And I encourage people.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
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Speaker 3 (24:39):
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Speaker 2 (24:41):
I didn't know you had a Chad Paythroad. I always
tell people it's watched Chad dot Tom.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
Watch Chad is the way I go. Uh, it's simply
and easy. But there it is, right there on the homepage.
And if you scroll down, you'll see the little link
to make wellness I mean, and then you go down
to that one. Then we're gonna be you know, we're
taking this thing. I don't know how far this listenership goes.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
I know this, I don't know. We're flowing next week
or this weekend. Oh yeah, Walton Beach.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
You're in Arkansas, coming up. We got listeners in Arkansas.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
We do not have listeners in Downey, California. White House, Texas.
We do.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
Yeah, that's the that is the Chad praythers. I plead
the fifth of July.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
That'll be a lot of fun. That's awesome. We did
a thing on January sixth last year called crowd Boys.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Remember that.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
It was all crowd work. I thought, I thought that
was a funny idea for a comedy show. Jesse thought
it was a train wreck.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
Well, I told Jesse, And Jesse's way more serious about
comedy than I am. I believe in the craft and
trust man trying to honor it for years. But it's
like your third job. But I he exactly. But I
told Jesse, I said, I said, buddy, this is gonna
be a train wreck because you have to have some structure.
And Jesse got on stage just to do crowd work,
and he was having a conversation with six different people simultaneously,
(25:48):
trying to take care of all of them, and they
were all on different topics. I was like, Oh, this
is not gonna go well, isn't that weird that he
doesn't do drugs?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Thank god? Mink God.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
My problem lately is this, I've been on apps. Every
time I meet a woman on a dating app, I like,
I go look her up on Facebook and guess who
she's mutual friends with?
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Jesse Payton.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
Every single I always assume things just because I was
literally I we were at dinner last night with some
friends and I recently moved, and so I was headed
over to my little bachelor pad, you know, I was
head order. There's this little dive bar. It's outside of
my neighborhood. And I stopped in and I mean it's
a dive bar. I mean, the rats don't go in there,
but I did. And the cute little bartender she's in
(26:29):
there working and somebody walks up and goes, oh my gosh,
you're Chad pray Thro and she goes.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
The bartender goes, should I google you?
Speaker 5 (26:35):
And I go no, she's what. She goes, what do
you do? And I go, I do comedy. I you know,
I have a podcast, I do these things. And she goes, okay,
and she said I said, have you ever heard of
a guy named Jesse Peyton? She goes, isn't he short?
I said, comparatively speaking, yes, he's been called to that.
And she goes hmm, And I go, do you know Jesse?
(26:57):
She goes, he tried to know me.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
I get these friend requests and I have one mutual
free of some chick and it's always its always Jesse Peyton.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
I don't know how he does it. All right, I'm
Kenny Webster. I want to thank Party File Steve for
coming in. I want to thank Chad Prayther for coming in.
If you're not already following them on social media, I mean,
why would you if you're following me. I bet you're
probably following Chad. He's like one of the industry leaders
in our business. We are going to run. But see
us this Friday night, District two forty nine in Tomball, Texas.
It will sell out. I love you all. We'll be
(27:31):
back bright and early tomorrow morning for more of what
you bought a radio for. You are listening to the
Pursuit of Happiness Radio. Tell the government to kiss your
ass when you listen to this show.
Hey, if you enjoy that, you want to Johnson Show
like we do, then you might also enjoy the Pursuit
of Happiness show in the afternoon with oh Kenny Webster there.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
And as a matter of fact, I think, do we
have a clip? Can we play a clip? WHOA celebrities
just walked into my studio, two of them, Chad Prayther
this year in the world of podcasting, Chad, you're a
big deal. A lot of people know you.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
K p rc AM nine fifty.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Damn you got a good radio voice.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Due I need to be here.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
You're gonna take my job. No, I should never have
booked you. I should never have that chat. And then
also here right now is Party follow Steve in the building.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Right now, there's no worries of me getting your radio job.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Now, I'm not worried about you.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
It's this one years ago when I was on the Blaze.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
We were in the studio and Party foul Steel was like, dude,
all you got to do is just read those ad
reads off of the teleprom I said, you get in
my seat and do it.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
It's one of the funniest bloopers you've ever did it.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
And he goes, I'm ready to switch seats.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
It's my pillow dot com promo code party follow Steve
actually prey through but whatever you actually you actually have
a party fole hat on right on.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Oh yeah, that's the way people know who I am.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
For those that don't know, Chad, you're you're you have
big feet in ours, big shoes in our industry. You
are a podcast or a musician, you're a stand up comedian.
What do you not do?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I've done it all. I've done it all.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
I have authored books, written songs, and with a record
label in Nashville.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
People call me a renaissance man. I call myself mediocre
at a lot of things, and if you put them
all together, it's one reasonably decent product.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I consider you to be a good friend in this industry.
I don't. I don't get along with a lot of
people in this industry, mostly because I just don't go
to things.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I don't go to Sea Path. That's a you thing
or a them thing.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I think it's a me thing. I don't. I don't
want to hang out at Turning Point, USA.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Or I don't either, honestly.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
And actually, when I told them they were a cult
in front of four thousand people.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I don't think they ever want to invite me back.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
I jokingly might have said some things, but you know,
Charlie's been a friend for a long time. He endorsed
my last book. I mean, you know, but they don't
ask me to speak anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I have no problem with these people specifically. I just
don't like going to things and being a partist.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I don't like being in a crowd unless theyart buying
tickets to my show.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I don't like it either. No, Like I like concerts
and comedy shows and stuff, but I don't like political conventions.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I really don't either.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
And I'm not going to say on this program why
I don't, because I have some pretty expressive ways of
describing it. But it's just it's a weird, little, incestuous,
entire entangled thing, and I wish we could break out
of that. We joke about it, but seriously, I wish
we could break out of that, because it doesn't translate
to the next generation.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yeah, you know, I go speak at these events.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
You go speak at these events, and sometimes they'll have
you in and I'm like, I tell every one of them,
I'm like, listen, you guys have a foot in the grave.
If you don't reach the next generation and become relevant.
What you're talking about, what you're meeting about is is useless.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Right you are. You have a lot of talents, music, comedy, podcasting,
all that stuff. I always tell people, as a friend
of Chad Prayther, if you were not a conservative, you
would probably have a sitcom in a famous comedy special.
Your problem is you're too republican.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
He yeah, I'm I'm I'm yeah. I ain't woke right.
So I went out. I had my little stint in Hollywood.
Out there, I was represented by all the right people.
My former manager Arthur Spivack, he's retired now. He had
Paul Riser and Mad About You on. He had a
ton of he managed Prince and Madonna at one time.
And then I was represented with the Girsh Agency, which
(03:29):
is huge out there. I was with lions Gate. Eric
Tannebaum picked up my sitcom Ideas. He had a little
show called Two and a Half Men on for eleven seasons.
Every time we went into the studio, I mean, I'm
across the hall from Sylvester Stallone and Rupert Murdoch, and
you know, I'm sitting there and the woman from ABC.
This was right after Roseanne Barr had gotten canceled for
saying what she said about Valerie Jarrett and then she
(03:51):
blamed Ambion on it. And she's like, I said what
I said because I was on an ambien that night,
you know.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
And if you know Roseanne and I do, she's a
nut right now. And I say that in God, bless her,
God bless her, bless her heart.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
But the lady at ABC, the executive at ABC, we
were sitting there to pitch a new sitcom that I
had written, and she reaches across with her hands folded
like this, and she says, I just have one question
to ask you.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Do you take Ambion.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Right there?
Speaker 5 (04:14):
You were just slamming me for being a conservative voice
out there, But I caught it every time and there
was no chipping away at that wall.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
You know. It's interesting the two and a half men connection,
because you and Charlie Sheen have one thing in common
besides that you both love golf.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Yeah, and swing a lot of club.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
That's exactly Obviously.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
We spend a lot of time in the sand, you know.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
But part of the reason why I don't, Yes, that's
what I know. Yeah, part of the reason why I
don't like political conventions. I don't like being around people
that don't get jokes.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
They don't they're humorless, dude. You know, we joke about
the left being humorless, but people are so serious. They're
more serious than God in a lot of ways. And
I don't think God's all that serious. I mean, the
Bible talks about Jesus. I'm talking about God being a
happy God.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
You know.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
It was like, I don't think he woke up on
the wrong side of the bed today. He's got everything
under control. We act like we don't have anything under control.
We act like we don't have the right ideas. I
think if you have the right ideas and the right
ideals and the right belief system. See, I've always said
I like money because money leads to freedom and freedom.
You know, if you've got finances, you can have freedom,
(05:16):
and freedom leads to fun. If we're capitalists, free market economis,
if we believe in a limited government, we truly believe
in freedom, you ought to be the most fun people
on the planet.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Amen to that. It's in the first chapter of Milton
Friedman's Capitalism and Freedom. He explains in the first chapter
of the book. The reason why democratic socialism can never
ever work is because if you don't have monetary freedom,
you can't pull your money in fuel a political movement.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Another thing Milton Friedman said, and I'm paraphrasing, of course,
is he said that you can have an open border
or you can have a welfare state.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
You can't have both.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
And we've tried to have both.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
And now we see what's going on, for instance, these
LA riots and everything that's have popping off in other
big cities around the country. It's only going to get
worse over the next week. This is an example of that.
This doesn't look like fun to me, right, So we
tried to embrace these things that Friedman warned us against,
and this is we created anti fun.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yeah, you nailed it yesterday on Well I guess this
was earlier this week on ABC seven in Los Angeles.
I want to play a clip for you protested downtown LA.
This is an actual journalist and I cannot believe that.
What was this guy's name. Let me make sure I
get his name.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
I played this on the show yesterday and I can't
remember the guy's name, but this was This is a hilarious.
Take the mental gymnastics that it takes to come up
with what these guys are doing, and the way they're
describing it is insane.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Listen to when he describes the burning cars large group
of people.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
It could turn very volatile if you move law enforcement
in there and the wrong way and turn what is
just a bunch of people having fun watching cars burn
into a massive confrontation.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
I'm sorry what I mean it is fun watching cars burn.
Everybody you're driving down the interstate, you see one burning
on the side of the road, You're gonna watch it burn?
Speaker 5 (06:57):
It all slow down? The look I mean every east
ridden next to a carlvar who.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Hasn't lit a car on fire with Tanner? Right?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
You know what's not fun is when it's your car?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Right?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Never the problem.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I didn't understand what exactly is the metric for fun
in liberal media. Yesterday, I get a call from You're
on the Are you still you're on the board at
Wheelchairs for Warriors, Right, you're a big supporter of one
of my favorite charities, and wheelchairs Crystal calls me up.
She's like, we need to raise thirty thousand dollars by
the end of this week. We gotta pay for three chairs.
It's an emergency and I don't have anything, right, I
got nothing to come up with. What do I got?
(07:31):
I was like, all right, I'm loud and boisterous. A
lot of people hate me. Maybe I could pretend to
let people beat me up for money. That's my idea.
So I post this on social media. I'm like, you
could pretend to kick my ass for a thousand bucks.
For an extra thousand dollars, I will yell a racial
or a homophobic slur while it's happening. It's a Pride
the Pride Month Cadillac deal. I will pick on a black,
(07:53):
trans disabled youth while you are the hero who rescues me,
and we could videotape it for five thousand dollars. Hous
that on social media, Chad, I am not making this up.
Earlier today, I get a message from somebody at the
Houston Chronicle. I did a DM from a guy on Twitter.
He's like, Kenny, is this a real thing? But I reply,
(08:14):
I'm like, that depends. Are you going to donate?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
How much money? We're talking?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
What are we talking? These guys are humorless. I get
it all the time.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
You know.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
I host two podcasts every day. One I'm co host
with Graham Allen for the Dear America podcast in the morning,
and then the Chad Bread their show in the afternoon.
So the other day, Graham, who's been working at the
Pentagon and he's no longer technically he's not a paid employee,
he's an SGE. So he volunteers his time at the
Pentagon now so he could come.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Back to the podcast which he built.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
He said that the media, the mainstream media, the drive
buys as to use Russia's terms, he said, basically, they
are the vampire spawn in the devil's butthole. And the
New York Times reached out and wanted to know was
this an official statement from the Pentagon of a Pentagon employee.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Chad I got contacted by the New York Times. Last year,
we were sitting in this room and we got the
news about the the well, the ear thing happened. So
Trump starts walking around with the bandage on is here.
So Steve and I, my co host in the morning show,
post a thing online saying we're selling bandages on I
Love WJ dot com Walton and Johnson dot com one
(09:18):
hundred bucks of pop will send you one. We'll autographic.
A person from the New York Times reaches out to
me and says, how many of you sold so far?
It's like, we have sold none. We haven't sold any.
I replied, I was like, they're all sold out, My man.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
These people have no life, dude. They need a crisis.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
You know.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
You look at these riots. I see you've got it
pulled up here on the TV. You look at these riots.
You know, these these media people would call this people's
frustrating self expression, Like this is their expression, this is
this is their living out their truth. This is the
type of stuff in a in the next subistential, postmodern
philosophical world where we can't define anything unless we feel it.
(09:55):
This is what you get right here. These people literally
live in that world. It's illogical. You and I know it,
Like with critical thinking, in a little bit of common sense,
we know that that type of logic doesn't work no
in real world.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
But these people believe that.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
All right, here's my question for you and I. Look,
I'm I'm just a guy that considers all the possibilities.
This is expensive, this is going to be damaging to California.
But I don't live in California. They keep telling Trump,
don't help. What if Trump agrees, What if it's just
a hypothetical party fall, Steve Chad Prather. What if Trump says, fine,
no more help, no more marines, no more National Guard.
(10:28):
You guys could burn down your city, but then you
don't get federal funding. How would they react to that?
Speaker 5 (10:33):
Well, the problem with it is is is there's good
people in California getting screwed by the bureaucracy, business owners.
So you know, party fella. Steve will tell you our
most supportive state. You know already know what I'm going
to say. Before COVID, we were doing sixteen seventeen shows
out there a year.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
People go, you could get an audience.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
Our biggest audiences were California because there's conservative people, there's
people with the right values the majority of that state.
And by the way, California used to be a great
red state. It was. It's a Reagan state and now
getting hammered by the bureaucracy of the big cities, whether
it's you know, La Sacramento's Oakland, San Francisco, San Diego,
and so these people are under that type of dictatorship.
(11:08):
And Gavin Newsom has no clue what he's doing because, again,
these elitist politicians and progressive policies that they put out
there with zero test experience, none of them have ever
faced the consequences.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
So think about it like this. Let me put give
it you an example.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Just a couple of months ago, the Pacific Palisades in
southern California was on fire. They were looking for arsenists
out there of people who were setting things on fire.
These are people setting things on fire. They're literally being
videoed putting their lighting fields on fire, cars on fire,
buildings on fire, throwing Molotov cocktails. Now Here, look at
the logic. Two months ago, they were looking for arsenists
who set southern California on fire to the tune of
(11:47):
billions of dollars, and now they're literally celebrating people who
are setting fires in the streets.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Now, what the hell happened?
Speaker 3 (11:53):
I mean, where's the logic in that?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Hey, before we forgot, we got to take a break
real quick. To those of you watching us streaming on
social media, we're not going out anywhere. But to those
of you listening on the radio, we are going to
take a quick break. But real quick, this Friday. The
whole point of you beat here right now. Apparently we
have a little comedy show with a guy named Jesse Payton.
Speaker 6 (12:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
I came here to be with you.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
But besides that, Yes, Jesse Peyton and I we were
doing the Gulf of America right side of comedy tour
and we've been doing it around the country. We're going
to be right here in the Houston area. Tom bal
TeX's a District two forty nine this Friday night, Friday
the thirteenth, I might add.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Yeah, that's it. Do you have jokes about what is
it called? There's a word for that when you believe
in I don't know, you're afraid of the date or
something in there.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
Yeah, superstitious, Yeah, there's superstitious. But we're going to walk
under a ladder and we're going to bring the black cats.
Let's go trek to phobia or something. My co host
said it this morning, Stu. Yeah, I don't know what
all even know. It's going to be like the vampire
spawning the Devil's butthole.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
I know that.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
But look at this lineup right here, Chad pray, Thro,
Jesse Payton, special guest Kenny Webster.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Look at that guy.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
These are some good looking sun sobs right here.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
We did that show where we were in Hattiesburg, Mississippi,
and we were in New Orleans a couple of weeks ago.
You were there with us and you did this phenomenal
dam So you're gonna do the dance.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I am gonna dance. I am gonna twerk on stage
for bole.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Have got to see this bit.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
You're gonna love it. Absolutely. Stick around, folks, Hey, quick break.
If you're watching us streaming on social media, we're not
going anywhere. Hang on, Li from Texas Broadcasting across the peoples.
We two think of America, they say, is perceives of
how it is Radio with Ken Webstern, jud Akay producer
Kenny keep it here all right, Chad pray Through is
(13:27):
here in the studio. Party file. Steve is in the
studio right now as well. Chad. You are just explaining
to me you got on peptides and now you drink water. Yeah,
but you're still you're not gay though, right.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
I mean, if I could take a pill and wake
up with all my options open, I might do a
parade or something and walk around with butterfly wings on
and fart glitter, but not yet. They haven't gotten that
far into science.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
But who knows. Fauci's out there, he's working, he's lurking.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
Uh yeah, bioactive precision peptides. Man, I started, I gotta
make wellness, which a lot of people that you're just
trying to push your crazy business. Well, yeah, I am.
I believe that I'm always doing that, but dude, it
has transformed my life. People are sick of me talking
about it. I started getting the uh the uh electrolytes
in the water. Now go buy water all the time.
And no, I never drink water.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Man, all right, well, I I only drink uh, I
only drink sparkling. I like Lacroix because I feel like
it's like it's like methadone for pop drinkers.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
You probably probably called pepper. It was like tobochico or
stuff like that. To me, that's like licking the static
off of a television.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
I don't at the problem you're you're drinking stuff that
we're breathing out to get rid of our out of
our bodies.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
I guess this.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
I really enjoy topochico. I do well. Apparently wealthy people
have decided they want to give up water and now
they're having they're giving up wine. The New York Times
reported a story on how rich people are now doing
fine wine tastings. According to the report, it tastes different
depending on the mix of minerals, and some types go
for thousands of dollars a bottle. Here is Michael Masha
(14:57):
of Fine Water Society talking about the the fine water
trend exploded.
Speaker 6 (15:01):
I started find what was twenty years ago, and for
the next ten years no journalists talked to me because
it was just a crazy idea. What is just what
are you talking about? And over the last ten years
we see a significant change. And over the last years,
especially after the pandemic, when people suddenly paid a little
bit more attention, it's exploding.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
This is this is he from Flint, Michigan.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
That cannot be his real voice, right, don't you think
he's pending us on?
Speaker 3 (15:29):
He spent a little time at Campbell's Gune thousands.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Oh my god, Campbell is inne That lawyer. That lawyer
is he seems like an honest guy popping up. I
could trust him with my money. I don't think I
would pay thousands of dollars for a bottle of water.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
Right, No, somebody was telling me about the new hydrogen
water stuff. I'm going to try it. It probably can't
afford it. You know, they did those DNA tests where
they tell you what day you're going to die, and
they're like, hey, we can expand that about six months
if you drink the hydrogen water. And now people are
spending thousands of dollars on this stuff. I love water
with a little tequila or something of that nature.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Me too.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
Yeah, I mean apparently Jesus turned it into wine. Maybe
this is the opposite miracle they're doing. If you can
get you know, water into wine or whinos into water, yeah,
it's a miracle.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
You may be onto something. You know what this reminded me.
Have you mentioned Fauci? Have you seen the Chinese agent yet?
I'm trying to find a picture of her. These this
woman and this dude got arrested for apparently they were
trying to bring a poisonous fungus into the country to
destroy our crops. And of course we've seen the Chinese
spy before as a honey pot. You all know the
(16:35):
story thing. Eric Swawell, Yeah, what do you?
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Yeah? Thank thing, absolutely, I would have given up secrets.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
This one I don't know about. This is odd. She
tried to destroy the crops with a fungus and you
can't help. But notice she came from the same country
where Fauci funded the pandemic.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
Well, in what you're not saying is this is the
third time this month they have found somebody coming into
the country with a substance.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
I don't think most people know that.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Yeah, it's a third time this month.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
I believe I had heard something where she had said
she's brought it in before.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
Yeah, well, I mean the Japanese introduced kuds. Who've been
to the southeast, they just eat up everything is erosion control. Sure,
and so it's like, maybe that's what they're trying to do,
is just bring in a poisonous thing to kill all
the crops. I mean, the Chinese all most of the
arable land in our country anyway, them and Bill Gates, right,
so we're screwed.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Do you ever think about how a long time ago,
before we had science and books and stuff you could read,
there was some guy somewhere who had to figure out
which mushrooms you could eat, which ones got you high,
and which ones would kill people.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
I've often thought, like, who eats a lobster? Or who
was the first guy to say that looks good coming
out of chicken's butt. Let's put it in hot water
and see what it does.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Apparently they used to give the lobster to prisoners in
Maine that was not food that they're rich and wealthy.
Ate do people like lobster or do they just like butter.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
I don't like lobster without the butter. Bring up a
good question. I don't know either. Yeah, I mean good lobster.
Most lobsters like real.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
I mean if you you've had instead of a crawfish bowl,
if you had a lobster bowl with that kind of
crawfish seasoning, then I'd be all about it. Otherwise I'm
gonna do the craw fish.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yeah, all right. Here's the other thing I wanted to
ask you about today is Andrew Cuomo is back. We
have Cuomo again. Andrew Cuomo was He was a disgraced politician,
kind of like Anthony Wiener. When you have a sex
offender scandal or a misconduct scandal in the state of
New York, you run for mayor of New York City.
And so that's what Andrew Cuomo is back. No one
(18:33):
ever cared that he killed their grandma, but he patted
some Italian girl on a butt and that ruined his career.
So now, just as the founding fathers had hoped, he's
hanging out with these guys in a turban and he's
trying to run for office. Does this work?
Speaker 4 (18:44):
He changed his last name to Till.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Cuomo tell I don't know, it's a look right, I
can we get away with this? Could I?
Speaker 5 (18:56):
No, this isn't gonna Years ago, years ago, I did
a back when they killed h who is it bag Daddy?
When the dog went in, you know, and I dressed
up like Glenn Beck. It was a Halloween episode at
the Blaze, and I dressed up like Glenn Beck and
it was great. I took a picture with Glenn that
name you can't tell us apart uh, and then Steve
basically put on I'm gonna tell party fell Steve. He
(19:16):
basically went on he put on black face to be
bag Daddy, Oh, bag Daddy, And I was like, you
can't wear the wrong wig. You have got to make
sure you wrap your head in the sart because you can.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
You can.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
You can dark face if you're pretending to be a terrorist. Jeez, again,
there's no logic in any of that.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Makes our sense, right exactly? All right, Well, speaking of terrorists,
here's another story. This is our life round of news
stories today. Let's talk about Greta. Greta was going to
hang out with Hamas this week. Greta Thunberg. We all
love adorable. Probably my second favorite autistic person, right after
Elon Muss's climate change activist. Greta Thunberg. She's on an airplane. Yeah,
(19:57):
she's not supposed to be on an airplane.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
She looks good for somebody that got kidnapped by Jews.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
She actually has Elon's eyes. I wonder if she look
at those eyes that space.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
So I have a nineteen ninety six British land Rover.
It's a Defender one ten. I'll sell it to anybody
right now for sixty thousand dollars first comforts or it
works perfectly fine, just put a new ignition in it.
But it's a right hand driver, so it drives like
a British and it's located in the Woodland State.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
No, it's in Montgomery, Texas. Now I'll sell it to you.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
But anyway, I named it every time you crank it up, boom,
big black diesel fumes if it comes out at the
back of it. It's a beautiful thing. And it's green.
That's the only thing Epa complying about it. It's paint
and green. But I named it, Greta.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
I love it. Does it make a noise?
Speaker 3 (20:42):
He goes, Gota, Greta gotta.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
The thing I found so remarkable about this is you
can't help people make a comparison. Here. Greta goes to Israel.
They give her a sandwich and a bottle of water.
She said she got kidnapped. We all know what happened
to the people at the music festival, right, And these
guys were at the israel equivalent birding Man Hamas paratroopers
come falling in on them. They're all tripping on mushrooms
and Mollie and the next thing they know, they're getting
(21:06):
raped to death by Islamic extremists. Compare these two different
kinds of you know. Yeah, well so they did.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
They did the little clip that they put on social media,
her and whoever was on that boat, and then they
said they had floated into gouzen waters and they needed
to be rescued and everybody was like no. Then they
floated into Israeli waters and they were like.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Been kidnapped. They the Israeli oppressors.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
And so when they asked Trump about this, he's like,
she said she was kidnapped.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
I thought that was in classic or his body.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
Yeah, I think I think Israel has some bigger problems
than Greta Tunberg.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I would assume. So apparently the person she was with
was this dude from Game of Thrones. Did you guys
watch Game of Thrones.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
As little as possible? I know, I'm one of the
rare ones. But it was okay.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Like a lot of shows, it started off great and
then it ended horribly. You know, people never know what
to do when the show gets popular. But this guy
that was on Game of Thrones was with her, and
no one really knows what became a hymn. I guess
he must be a Palestinian now or something.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
How do these people always how do these people maybe
it's just part of being on the spectrum, how do
they always insert themselves in whatever is going on politically, culturally, societally.
I mean, she was all about the you know, don't
dare you with the climate change thing? And now she's
what a peace maker in Gaza.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
I'm not gonna call anybody out, but there are women
on social media that do this as well. Someone gets
murdered in our hiking trail somewhere and some girl in
conservative media will be like that hiking trails not dangerous.
Here's me there a month ago in a sports bra
doing lunches, Like, how are you making this about you?
Speaker 5 (22:34):
People do they let their egos get away with them.
But I don't know, Like I've never figured out. I've
never put a lot of thought into the motivation behind
Greta Dunberg. Obviously she is a pawn in somebody's political
and financial system that they keep putting her out there
because like the David Hoggs of the world and whoever
else they get attention.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Do you remember this? There was a glitch Let me
see if I can find the news story credit Thumberg's
Facebook page kind of like her other social media accounts,
have a lot of followers, and anybody that is a
public Facebook page, you know, more than one person can
be the administrator on it, And so Greta's page had
a glitch one day where the people normally the people
(23:12):
that post on the page could see who made the post,
but average people can't tell who's making the post unless
you're an administrator. There was a glitch one day that
Meta had where you could see who was making the posts,
and all of the posts on Greta's page were either
made by her father or by some or by some
guy that worked at the United Nations. And that was
(23:32):
when the cat was out of the bag. Greta is
not making her posts. No, we all knew that.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
I mean the girl the other day when they did
that video on the boat and they were out there
and she's just there, you know, she just kind of
grins and the guy looks at her after he does
his little you know, monologue, and he looks serves as
anything you want to say, and she goes, eh. I
mean that was her, that was her, you know, being eloquent,
a perfect poster child.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
That's it. Yeah, adorable right. Hey. This Friday Night, two
forty nine, Chad Prayther headlining right side of Comedy Golf
of America Tour feature comic Jesse Payton, special guest mc
Kenny Webster. I've heard he's pretty funny.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
Yeah, buddy, that's who's the ugly guy there's a there's
not one party fil.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Steve's gonna be there. That's not fair. I will, I
will be there. What are you gonna do?
Speaker 4 (24:18):
I'm I'll be out with the crowd. You're gonna be
out with stingles, a mingle the show Steve used to
do stuff, but not even just mingles.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
The show will sell out.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
It's gonna sell out. I would need to get tickets
to this getting there.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
If people don't have tickets to this, their life has
no meaning, no, And I encourage people.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
The easiest way to go is it go to Chadpreythro
dot com or I like to say it sounds like
an OnlyFans, but it's not because I am my only fan.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Is you go to watch Chad dot com.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
I didn't know you had a Chad Paythroad. I always
tell people it's watched Chad dot Tom.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
Watch Chad is the way I go. Uh, it's simply
and easy. But there it is, right there on the homepage.
And if you scroll down, you'll see the little link
to make wellness I mean, and then you go down
to that one. Then we're gonna be you know, we're
taking this thing. I don't know how far this listenership goes.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
I know this, I don't know. We're flowing next week
or this weekend. Oh yeah, Walton Beach.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
You're in Arkansas, coming up. We got listeners in Arkansas.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
We do not have listeners in Downey, California. White House, Texas.
We do.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
Yeah, that's the that is the Chad praythers. I plead
the fifth of July.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
That'll be a lot of fun. That's awesome. We did
a thing on January sixth last year called crowd Boys.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Remember that.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
It was all crowd work. I thought, I thought that
was a funny idea for a comedy show. Jesse thought
it was a train wreck.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
Well, I told Jesse, And Jesse's way more serious about
comedy than I am. I believe in the craft and
trust man trying to honor it for years. But it's
like your third job. But I he exactly. But I
told Jesse, I said, I said, buddy, this is gonna
be a train wreck because you have to have some structure.
And Jesse got on stage just to do crowd work,
and he was having a conversation with six different people simultaneously,
(25:48):
trying to take care of all of them, and they
were all on different topics. I was like, Oh, this
is not gonna go well, isn't that weird that he
doesn't do drugs?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Thank god? Mink God.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
My problem lately is this, I've been on apps. Every
time I meet a woman on a dating app, I like,
I go look her up on Facebook and guess who
she's mutual friends with?
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Jesse Payton.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
Every single I always assume things just because I was
literally I we were at dinner last night with some
friends and I recently moved, and so I was headed
over to my little bachelor pad, you know, I was
head order. There's this little dive bar. It's outside of
my neighborhood. And I stopped in and I mean it's
a dive bar. I mean, the rats don't go in there,
but I did. And the cute little bartender she's in
(26:29):
there working and somebody walks up and goes, oh my gosh,
you're Chad pray Thro and she goes.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
The bartender goes, should I google you?
Speaker 5 (26:35):
And I go no, she's what. She goes, what do
you do? And I go, I do comedy. I you know,
I have a podcast, I do these things. And she goes, okay,
and she said I said, have you ever heard of
a guy named Jesse Peyton? She goes, isn't he short?
I said, comparatively speaking, yes, he's been called to that.
And she goes hmm, And I go, do you know Jesse?
(26:57):
She goes, he tried to know me.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
I get these friend requests and I have one mutual
free of some chick and it's always its always Jesse Peyton.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
I don't know how he does it. All right, I'm
Kenny Webster. I want to thank Party File Steve for
coming in. I want to thank Chad Prayther for coming in.
If you're not already following them on social media, I mean,
why would you if you're following me. I bet you're
probably following Chad. He's like one of the industry leaders
in our business. We are going to run. But see
us this Friday night, District two forty nine in Tomball, Texas.
It will sell out. I love you all. We'll be
(27:31):
back bright and early tomorrow morning for more of what
you bought a radio for. You are listening to the
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