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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So it's good news and bad news. The bad news
is it's about to get a little harder to get
into the country. They're gonna paint the wall black to
make it hotter down at the border.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
There is that the reason just for the for the heat.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah, so if you're an lego immigrant, you were trying
to hop that fan Sarah's bad news. There is good news.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
So I think I was pretty hot when Christy Noman
was painting it. Yeah, that's a good point. I don't
mean temperature either. You know what I mean. What I
mean when can or not? Say no more?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
But I think I know how to get over the border.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Cusly, No, it's hot. I get what you're saying. Again,
had a look on your face as though you did
not know what I was talking about it. Do you
think she's attractive? I think possibly the look on your
face was that you were trying to get past what
I was saying so you could say what you wanted
to say next. That's correct. Okay, they're gonna pay, but
I'm gonna listen. But I'm gonna listen to you. I'm
gonna be like a Charlie Kirk. I'm just not gonna
just talk blindly and say things and not listen to
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anybody else. I'm gonna listen to you. I said, there's
bad news and there's good news. I'm a better person
because of Charlie. So that that that's just ripples in
the pond. See how that works. That's just going to
keep spreading across the land.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
My cousin earlier this week was telling me, well yesterday
about how she is changed because of Charlie Kirk, and
I said, well, how did he change you? And she said,
I mean I just found out about him. I've been
watching his videos all night.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
A lot of people just found out about him because
he got shot. Yeah, especially older people, you know, people
in their fifties and sixties. What was amazing about him?
And I learned this. I didn't know that much about
him either before. I know, you knew who he was,
and we've talked about him on the show before, but
I didn't really get into how he started this whole
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thing and how big it grew. But it was interesting
that people in my not just my family, but social
my social circle day thirteen year olds were telling me
things about Charlie Kirk. Wow, yeah, and why did they say?
That was so well that he was amazing. He was
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so intelligent, and he was just so nice, even to
people who spewed hate at him. He didn't have to
spew hate back. That's not how you win an argument.
That's just how you make enemies.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I don't know. I do like making enemies. I know
you do. You raise an interesting.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Point, oh, Charlie Kirk. Sure.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Well. In other news more no, I'm not, No, I'm not.
More migrants are now leaving the US than arriving, according
to a new report, and I was amazed by this.
I don't know how this affects Major League Baseball. It
can't be good, you know, right getting up into the
playoffs here. That's very unfortunate for Mixer League ball. We
have a lot going on today in the world of immigration,
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you know, the changes to the border wall, and if
it wasn't for the week we'd be having. I think
this would be a huge news story, the fact that
they're leaving and such. And Houston liberals all over the
news today celebrating Charlie Kirk's assassination while also telling us
that it's in the name of the illegal immigrants.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Here locally and probably in your city wherever you live.
It seems to be happening a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Mm m m. Yeah. Well ABC thirty painted that wall
like a month ago.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Man, did y'all not see it?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah? We saw. Well they're still doing It's a big wall.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah, but there is.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
It's one thing we never hear about anymore. How is
it we're managing to build a wall now when we
couldn't afford it eight years ago?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Well, because we could, we just The liberals will turn
into physical conservatives at the drop of a dime if
you tell them they lied. Yeah, huh.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
And then they spent what ten times that amount on
their little liberal pit projects that they wanted to accomplish.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Nobody got to say a word about that. What are
you think about that, Billy? Yeah, they paint the wall black,
and they say that makes it so hot you can't
get over the wall. But what if you just got
a pair of gloves or something.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Well, I'm not sure the temperature was the main reason
they did it. Yeah, I still think hooking up a
pair of jumper cables to a pretty high powered electrical
source might stop people from touching that wall more so
than the black paint.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I see. I love that idea, but Apparently there's all
these laws about how you're not supposed to electricute people.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Well, just put a sign up. We do it in
the country. We got electric fences, you know, mainly for livestock,
but also because it's fun to watch city people come
out and touch the fence. But you just put a
sign up, electric fence, and you can put it in
how many different languages it's two hundred and I think
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somebody people said that people came from over two hundred
countries to cross that border. Well, it's gonna be a
big sign. We have to put it up in all
those languages.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Well, electric fences are legal in Texas. They are subject
to some local regulations, but yeah, you can go ahead
and put them up unless you're Hoa says otherwise, Hoa.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
My.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
You think it's a little misleading though, because while it's electric,
it's not like it's kind of kill you. It just
gives you a zap, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I mean most of the time, how about this, we
put a sign up instead of words. It's just you know,
like the pictures of a lightning bolt and a guy
touching the fence with his hair standing up going like that.
See that? Would you don't even need words. Yeah, you
just be at a picture.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
What do people just think that's a photo of like
young Beethoven or something Einstein?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah, exactly Einstein's wiry hair.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Have you guys had a chance to look at the
dude that they've been shown this video footage over and
over again. He looks like a skinny guy with a
tan that he jumped off a twelve foot building.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
The guy that's supuzzledly killed Charlie, they claim, Yeah, I don't.
I've looked at the pictures of who they think might
be the guy, and I think they probably know his name.
They probably had people call and tell them who it is.
By Now, that didn't mean they necessarily know how to
find him from the pictures. And oh, everybody you know
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looks different. He doesn't look like the kind of guy
who'd be able to pull off a shot like that, though,
does he?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
No, And somebody said that a guy who looks a
lot like the suspect and the pictures. I had an
argument with Charlie Kirk about trans issues just maybe a
few weeks, a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
And where was that in a different place in the country.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah, I think so, well, I don't remember exactly where
this took place, but you know, Kirk went out and
did all these different things and met with people, and
they argued with him, and they said hateful things to
him and stuff, and he, you know, sat there and
just listen to him and argued back with him and
explained his side. You'd think they wanted more of that
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as opposed to people who just want to shut you
down and tell you you're wrong.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Well, yesterday Stephen King made the point that Charlie Kirk
supported stoning the gaze, and I couldn't find any proof
that he did. I really looked too. I did find
this clip, however, Charlie Kirk talking to a gay guy
at one of his campus town halls.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
I'm a gay conservative, and I just want to ask you,
what do you have to say for people like me
who kind of feel like I guess it's kind of
hard for gay conservatives because there's not a lot of us, So, like,
what do you have to say to other gay people
who need to realize like they do have a choice.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Yeah, first of all, welcome to the conservative movement. I
don't think you should introduce yourself just based on your
sexual I agree, I like, because that's not who you are.
I like to be thought of as a person, and
for sure, you are a complete human being, and I'm
sure you treat people well and you're studying something, So
I want to get away with this idea that you're
gay anything. I just think that we have gone a
long way in the negative direction of this country, where
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we act as if the most important part of your
identity is what you do in the bedroom.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
When did he chunk rock setting? I didn't catch that part.
It must be later in the clip. Did he yell
to the rest of the people, to the crowd.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Get him, get him, get that homo? Look at that
gay guy? Everybody quickly, what's all pile on top of him?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Did you see the look on the guy's face behind
the gay guy.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I couldn't tell if he was discuss.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
If they were his buddies, or if they were kind
of surprised by him admitting in front of all the
rest of these people in this crowd, did he was gay?
Maybe everybody knows. I don't know what's like on college
campuses these days. But the guy behind him was looking
at him kind of like, either you're gay or why
are you? Why are you saying this.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Like they just found out or was he not paying attention?
Could be maybe he was still looking at that other
check whose boobs fell out? IB sorry, he's a possibility.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Am I gay?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Now?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Good question?
Speaker 5 (08:42):
We got really drunk last night?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Oh no?
Speaker 5 (08:45):
What did we do?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I can't remember?
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Did I turn you away? Did I try my right
to refuse before?
Speaker 4 (08:59):
I was?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Am I game now? If someone else went down.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Here?
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Is it legal ground? Am I game now?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
If a shirtless guy don't turn me on? Oh?
Speaker 5 (09:25):
And remember Friday is best day of my life.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
You seem happy this morning.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I am happy.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
Because it's Friday.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Because it's Friday. This is Cross for celebration.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Boy he for sending here planning out our next comedy
show on Sunday, October Faith at the Bad Astronaut Brewing Company.
Steve Johnson's performing myself.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa ho? What'm I'm planning
on being there performing? That's first I've heard of this.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Oh you're gonna work, Yeah, you're gonna get on stage.
Maybe you're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
We'll see, I'll I'll come up and go. Hey, everybody,
Kitty Webster, how about that. No, you're gonna do more
than that. I'll yeah, well we we're gonna have a
writing now.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Don't go about that. Don't go if you don't want
to get up, or you're going to Billy, Wait what
your response? You were obligated to attend our comedy shows
for the veterans, Billy, I'm gonna do some juggling.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I'm gonna do some fire breathing, some swords swallowing, and
then I'll hypnotize some of the ladies in the audience
and get them to walk around cloking like a chicken
and flapping their arms.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
See when you say sword swallowing, I know what you mean.
But there's someone that's about to walk in here in
a few minutes, and I am I'm concerned he might
distort around what you just said and make it into
something worse. I've no idea what you're talking about. I
won't even explain it. Thank you. I can't help but
notice that I was just looking at some of the
people I met doing stand up comedy over the last
year or so around the country, around the South, and
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I noticed something about a lot of my comedian friends,
and I'm not saying this means anything, but an awful
lot of them are recovering alcoholics, so yeah, I can.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
What about doing the club circuit going out to bars
and comedy shows and places like that. There's some drinking involved,
huh right, It's like, why are so many of you
degenerate drunks? I don't get it. Like I drink, it's
fining and have a drink. Everybody drinks. There's nothing wrong
with that, you know, But I'm just saying, what is
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it about the booze? It makes you guys act the
way that you act?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
You know, you know, can.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Y'all act right? That'd be my full lookout, you know.
It's all I'm saying. Who you people are? Those people?
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I would never you people.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
No, I wouldn't want to do that.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
I think we've learned the hard way out to you people.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
We do like when when folks email us if you
feel that you need you have a thought you'd like
to share. Sometimes people even send us videos of interesting
things they found on the internet. What'd you say you familiar?
What the the burnout is with these young kids on
the in the parking lots and out in the street
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when they take over street.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
No, I had not heard of that. What's oh you mean?
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Like?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Oh they call it a takeover, right, is that.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
They do burnouts in their car and they go round
and round real fast or smoking the tires. And people
always ask why would somebody even treat their car like that?
Are they rich? Can they afford to ruin their car
by doing all that? It's usually not their car. Turns out,
the police have figured out a while back after they
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investigate all these burnouts, those cars are usually stolen. Really,
That's why they feel like they can just go ahead
and play with them and you know, drive it like
you stole it. It's a thing. There was a burnout
the other day and what I tell you, I saw
the video, but it didn't say what city or where
it was, so I started looking it up. You know,
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drivers doing burnouts and plowing into the crowd. Well you
got a lot to pick from, because this seems to
keep happening at least once sometimes twice a month for
a long time. But this most recent one, people were injured.
Vehicle doing a burnout, lost control, plowed into a crowd
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of pedestrians. This was in Los Angeles and I got
to it. It was in a Dodge charger, impressing the onlookers,
lost control, flew into the crowd. Eight people hospitalized, among
those man, three women, four children.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Now do you think they stole these cars or do
you think they just took them from their parents?
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Well, I don't know they steal them, tell you, but
not usually not. There's now ten twenty at night and
these people have brought their their children, ten twelve, fourteen
year old kids that have come out to see the
burnout at ten twenty at night. Might have even been
a school night. And if you've ever watched one of
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these videos, you know how they end They're going with
somebody getting run over, and that's exactly what happened.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Well that's why the videos end up online.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Right, Yeah, was slightly injured, reported did stay at the
scene until the police arrived. Blah blah blah. But they
just keep doing it. And you just gotta wonder the
mindset of these people who know that it's happened before
and it's gonna happen again, and they still.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Show up.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
There in the crowd in the dark while this car
is just going berserk.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
It feels like a bad investment.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Not only does it hurt your car, but you kill
somebody and then you get sued, and then you have
to sell the car.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
If it's yours in the first place. Of course, it
ain't worth much after you drive it like that for
a minute.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
In there a place out in Beaumont there where they
do the or the Golden Triangle or whatever they call that,
the viagraa triangle, whatever it's called, where they do the
demolition derby thing on the weekend. Used to be.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
I hadn't been there in a while, but yeah, they
used to.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Is that fun if you've done it before.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
I have not driven it. I feel like I'm in
a demolition derby every time I get in a car
in Houston.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Yeah, I don't disagree with that.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Well, you got to dodge them and expect the unexpected constantly. Still,
I feel like we'd be good in a demolition derby.
You know, they're supposed to back up a lot. I
don't know how good you are at backing. But the
older I get the list, I can turn my head,
you know, my necks. It's diffening up.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
So you got to think strategically as you're bashing into
the other car, where can you do the most damage?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Where can you do this? I would imagine near the
tire probably radiator. Really, if you smash that radiator, the
car is going to overheat and it'll stop. That's why
you go backwards. So if you drive into somebody, the
front of the car is protected. You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
That is actually brilliant. So tjury, that's the key stratege. Yeah, okay,
So it's all about driving around in reverse? Yeah, I
think I could do that. I could skate backwards, you know,
why not drive a car backwards? Sure? Yeah, I had
no idea. Is that what every criminal's doing wrong when
they're in a high speed chase? Probably? I mean that
in breaking the law, that's not smart either. We've reached
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the new part of the news cycle here where now
they've on Fox News they're showing clips of the Charlotte
transit system again and that woman who got stabbed and
I can't help but no. On Charlie Kirk's Twitter account,
that was one of the last things he was talking about.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Right, it had just happened, and he was still talking
about it getting reaction from people about it. One person,
you know, a black person of course, jumped up and
immediately said.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
This was a racist.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
There was nothing racial about it. But he didn't attack
any of the other people on the train, and they'd
been there for a while. Then they were all black.
Are well just that one white neck there that was
worth stabbing? Are we allowed to notice that?
Speaker 5 (16:32):
No?
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Well then I didn't. I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't even see race. Remember the rules.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
You are a racist if you do not agree that
black lives matter more than any other lives. That makes
you a racist right there.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
What if Charlie Kirk identified as a black person, you're
also a transphobe if you refuse to pretend along with
their make believe world that they're living in.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
I saw a clip Charlie told talking on campus to
somebody and this girl will sitting there and she was like, well,
I'm a woman. Well what's a woman? Anybody that says
they're a woman, that's a woman. He's like, that's not
a definition of a woman. That's just you explaining your
make believe world to people.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Yeah, you say I'm a.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Woman and you're a woman. No, you're playing make believe
and I want to play reality for a minute here,
stop your pretending and just say you want to feel
like a woman. You want to talk and dress and
walk like a woman. Fine, don't make you a woman.
And cutting you junk off don't make you a woman.
It just makes you a man without junk.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
In the video that you watched, was the setting a
little different than the normal outdoor debate setting. Is he
in a room where people are surrounding him in chairs
in a circle? Beats me. There's a I don't know
when they did it or where it was at, but
there's a video series of college debate where it's like
twenty liberals and they're all sitting in chairs surrounding a
single conservative, usually Charlie Kirk. I think Ben Shapiro did
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one of these, I don't know. And then they all
get up and take turns, and they race to see
who could get in the chair first and then debate him.
And I can't help but notice that there's supposed to
be smart kids Oxford, Harvard, places like that, and yet
somehow it takes twenty of them to debate one conservative
with a podcast.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
And it was Charlie Kirk that brilliant. I mean, he
was pretty smart, especially for a guy that didn't go
to college. Maybe that's what made him so smart. He
stayed out of the brain watching machinery, but he was
really good at arguing with the people to make it
a point. And he can do it all, you know,
just right off the top of his brain, without having
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to have notes and relying on anything like that.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I think part of the reason why Charlie Kirk's arguments
were so good is not just because he's a smart
man or a good debater, because he was certainly that,
but also because he's making an argument about an idea,
a concept, a principle, an operational procedure that's been in
place for a while and it's proven to work, and
they're making an argument for something that they just came
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up with five minutes ago.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Well, remember the racist rule. You know, black lives most important, transphobe,
you gotta pretend. And also you spew hate, violent rhetoric.
You're divisive. If you refuse to agree with me, you
disagree with me, then you're filled with hate.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Billy, you do have a problem with guacamoleia. I don't
mean me and me, I mean them me.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
And by the way, most of these college kids I've
seen asking questions and talking to Charlie in these little
interviews because I didn't see any of this before. I'm
just seeing it. Most of these kids look like they
should have been held back in third grade. Huh, they should.
I don't know how they get into college. I thought
you had to display some sort of intelligence to earn
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your way into college.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
But I guess at the core of the left, at
the core of a liberal, as someone that would use
the sword if they had it.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
They are very violent people at their core. They always
have it.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
They can't debate, they can have conversation, so they'll resort
to these tactics. They're gonna do everything they possibly can
to try to murder this movement because they can't beat us, so.
Speaker 5 (20:09):
They're gonna try to take weapons.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
They know.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
We're very aware of that. I'm aware of it. We
have full time security. This is not a joke. This
is who these people are. It's probably work is done.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Don't get ahead of yourself.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Why not? Why not? Why not?
Speaker 5 (20:21):
It is Friday, right.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
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