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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, real quick.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
If you like Chris Pratt, you're probably gonna like him
even more. If you're black, you're not gonna like what
Disney just did. Where should we start, Oh, let's go Disney.
All right, Disney's leaving Atlanta.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Disney was in Florida.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Well, Disney has a Marvel studio in Atlanta, Georgia, and
they're abandoning it for cheaper labor costs in Europe. I
think they're abandoning it because they looked around at Atlanta and.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
They were racist.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I mean down obviously, I mean, I actually do think
that's what happened. I think Disney looked around and they
were like, there's a lot of people around here there,
and what have they got a lot of in Europe?
White Muslims? Oh boy?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yeah, Well there's out of the frying paying into the
far well.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
On that topic, here's a black guy interviewing a Muslim
guy about how he wants to change America.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Why do you live in a white country rather than
your own country.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
It's not a white country, but it's not a white country.
But I'm staying here for work. Creasins at the moment,
or not only just work, creasies but I'm also here
because I want to tell people about Islam.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
And if I stay in a Muslim.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Country, they're already Muslim, so there's no point immediately they
are blam right, So I have to be in a
place whe people are not Muslim.
Speaker 6 (01:10):
Right.
Speaker 7 (01:11):
Could a Christian move to a Muslim country and freely
and openly convert looking for from Islam to Muslim I
mean to Christian.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Well, it depends on the country, but ideally under Islamic law, no,
you're not allowed.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
To make Yeah. The short answer is they love to
tell you about theirs. They don't want to hear about yours.
Speaker 7 (01:30):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
No, if you went to a Muslim country and trying
to convert people to Christianity, you would never come home.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
They would lift you up on their shoulders and parade
you around the city. I don't think.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
So Okay, well your head at least, yeah, I definitely
know your head for sure.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yeah. Absolutely good question here from the email. If you
got questions or you won't say something Walton Johnson dot com,
you can go emails out there. Whatever happened to Joe
Biden's stage four cancer? He seems awful when he's in
public these days. Don't he.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Apparently he's been trying to figure out if this is
another thing he could pass along to Kamala, and so
far I think so of not working for him.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
No, Yeah, they told you all kinds of things about
Joe when they was trying to run him out of
there and install her instead.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Well, tell me again, which kind does he have? Is
it pancreatic?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yeah? I think it was. It was some kind of
bad It was supposed to be bad news. Oh well,
Joe won't be with us much longer. We better get
him out of there.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I thought it was one that will definitely kill you, but.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
It takes a long time. But it didn't.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah, Stage four, that's pretty far along. You're gonna love
Chris Pratt after I play this sound bite for you.
He was just on with Bill Maher And apparently Chris
Pratt does not have a problem at all with the
Trump administration.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
He really likes RFK Junior and politics.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
You inherit enemies And when you jump on on, you know,
the the bandwagon with who is you know, the most
divisive president ever, it makes sense that you're going to
be made to look terrible.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
And so I don't know what.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
To believe because it's not like I sitting with Bobby
and I go say, hey, let's talk about this. Let's
talk about It's like we're just playing cards or playing
mafia or having fun or having dinner. I'm not going
to pick his brain to find out exactly which of
those things are true. I just kind of assume that
none of them are. And for the most part, I
wish him well.
Speaker 7 (03:14):
Man.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
I hope there's certain things that he oversees that seem
to be supported in a bipartisan way, Like getting terrible
toxic stuff out of our kids food I think that's
a great thing, and so like, just if you just
do that, that's amazing.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
He's talking about Bobby Kennedy Jr.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
That they're good friends, and that he's was a reluctant
supporter of Trump because RFK Junior is there and that.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
And what's weird is that you can talk about certain
things that the Republicans and Democrats should all agree on
taking the poison out of kids foods, Yes, we should
do that, and lowering crime and making the streets safe again.
No no Republicans said yes, Democrats have to say no. Uh,
(03:59):
kicking me illegal aliens out here and not letting them
come back in. No. No, we got to have that
ending the war between Russia and Ukraine. No, you'd think
that would be something Republicans Democrats get along with. Ell Sadly,
they are the Democrats for the party of crime, war
and illegal aliens. That's what they got going on right now.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Chris Pratt says, I'd hate to be so mirrored and
hatred for the president that any success from his administration
is something I'd have an allergic reaction to to be like, oh, well,
if they do it, I don't want it to happen.
I'll put chlorox in my children's cereal.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
You know.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
It's like, come on, be reasonable here. There are certain
things that would be good things to have. I want
them all to be successful. He wants Trump to be successful,
is what he said.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
I want everybody to be successful except my enemies, and
I want them to die and horrible, torturous death.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
You know, I say all the time, don't pray for me,
pray for my enemies. Yeah, as you are the storm,
I have a lot of free time to go after them,
you know, Like I have money resources.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
That's something we've meaning to work on.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I don't have much of a social life. I don't
have a wife busier than you know that free time.
That's just how that's how people end up becoming terrorists.
I'm friends with a lot of investigative journalists, private investigators.
I mean, if you're my enemy, I'm gonna find out
your secrets and I'm gonna expose you.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
You know, I just need you to know that.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Like, for example, if you have one of those RGB
breast implants, I'm going to tell.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
People about it.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
The RGB.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Oh you don't know about this. They have the RGB
smart implant. Now you can get lights put in your
jars PG rocket propelled grenade. What that's for? No, no, billy, Yeah,
this is different. You know those smart lights that people
have are RGB it's called, and they're they're getting to
put in their jugs. Apparently that's the thing you can
do now with your breast implants.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Wait a second, it sounds like you're saying that women
are getting glowing breast, like different color glowing breasts.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah, that's a thing.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Now, RGB smart implant.
Speaker 8 (05:55):
Discover the perfect harmony of technology and aesthetics. Step into
a glowing few. Sure that's uniquely yours and the best part.
You're in complete control. You said, turn it pink with
a touch. Boom, it's pink. You felt a little purple today.
It got the message. Now you're glowing and violet. Go on,
embrace the glow.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
It's called a luminous breast implant by the Lucerne Clinic.
How the supposed first April Fool's Day Oaks.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
No, it says it's real right here. I'm looking at it.
The woman's got it in her shirt.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
I think they thought it was an April Fool's Day, Oaks,
and it turns out it actually wasn't.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
All right, here's the joke. You can get smart implants.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I don't know if they technically make your breast glow,
but that technology exists now. So if someone could do it,
why wouldn't they? Gentlemen, I'm gonna let you in on
a secret. If you meet a woman with our GB
breast implants, two things I could tell you for sure.
Number one, you're gonna get laid. Number two, you're gonna
get stabbed.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah at the same time, probably.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yeah, probably. And you know what, I don't think you're
gonna mind that much.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Somebody think that they needed to make breasts more interesting
or attractive, you know, because I'm not really sure that
does it. But I didn't think that we needed to.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
I never really felt like we needed to change the breast.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
We just needed to get more breasts, Like three breasts
on the front, that'd be cool, or like you could
have one breast on the back for dancing, you know
what I mean, work like one of.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
These the three breasted Martian girl and that Arnold Schwarzenegger
movie recall that really didn't do that much for me.
I think the one in the back that's where it
should be.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yeah, one breast on the back for slow dancing, obviously,
that's it makes perfect sense. Maybe you put one breast
on her forehead so it'd be easier to listen to
her tell really boring stories that don't have point.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
She wouldn't have to tell you where her eyes are
all the time.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah, that's true right here, Although I will admit I'm
starting to have that same problem myself. You know, women,
my eyes are up here quite looking down there. It's
making me uncomfortable. You know, I'm not just zip it,
I'm a person. What excuse me? Just because I got
hot outside and I didn't want to have my pants on.
It's my fault that everybody's looking at it. I think
that's gonna be the case. I'm a victim.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah, why does this show feel like it's twenty years
out of date?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Could you repeat that?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Yes? I said, I love the show, and so does
my family. This is the Walton and Johnson Show.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
One of my favorites. Brail the bumper music. It's music.
I don't think I'd ever go to Brazil and it
doesn't seem that great now. Isn't that a haircut? A Brazilian.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Could be something similar to that? Sure?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Or is it a dollar amount?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I do know this though, Ladies and gentlemen, we have
Alpha Mal's back in the White House again. What alpha
males yesterday? Bobby Kennedy alphabet alpha males, men, men who
are men, men who were manly men, men, manly men,
manly man yesterday, Bobby Kennedy Junior and Pete Hegseth decided
to have a contest with one another.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Pull ups, pull ups, chin ups, all that stuff, all
the ups. Here we are in the bowels of the
Pentagon for.
Speaker 9 (09:00):
The Pete and Bobby challenge. I think this was your idea,
so I blame you. But it's all about make America
health again. We're going to be fit, not fat. We
want recruits that are ready to go and challenge. What
are we doing today.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Bobby Oh, I are going to do our part encourage American.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Use to do this challenge. And the challenge is to
do one hundred push ups and fifty pull ups in
any order you want, in under ten minutes. I'll just
knock out the fifty pull ups real quick and then
fall to the floor.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yeah, I could do that. I do wonder though, can
I do chins? How long would it take you to do?
You can't do fifty in a row. I know that
for a fact. I could do How long would it
take you to get fifty chin ups?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
In?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I could do a lot of chins. They're talking about
pull ups. Those are harder. I could do chins pretty quick.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Does it matter whether you go overhand or underhand?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Under well, this would be chins.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
What's that overhand grip versus a narrow grip versus a
neutral grip.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
I mean there's a lot of green, there's.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
A lot of grips it being going on. I think
they want traditional pull ups. That girl was doing them
this way.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I think they want them this way. I'll be honest
with you, I don't know if I could do all
of that in ten minutes. I could probably do it,
but I don't know. On the day the other the
other day, I was at the gym dealing with my
back injury, and I did one hundred chin ups, but
it took me like fifty minutes. So I kept taking up.
I do ten, I'd take a break, huh ten more
five minutes later. Okay, the son of Norway's crown princess.
(10:28):
Did you know Norway had a princess?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Does that? Did we even know that they have a
monarchy in Norway?
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Actually?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Look, the son of Norway's crown princess has been charged
thirty two rape offense, well, thirty two offenses including rape.
What four of them are rape? I think he's getting charge.
His name's Maurice Borg. Hoyboy, oh boy, likely stand try
out at the beginning of twenty twenty six, facing up
to ten years in prison it found guilty.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
This is one of those things. Do you remember when Drake.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
First got accused of some sexual misconduct and on social media.
There were a lot of women kind of like the
Chris Brown thing who said he could do that to
me or whatever. And then right, we know we found
out about this because there were women on social media saying,
you don't have to rape women when you look like that.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Same with me too. Crap about the man did this
and debt to me? Uh yeah, because he was ugly,
no to be handsome. He ain't no complaining.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
To be clear, I don't share that opinion. I'm just
telling you what people are saying. Not No, I don't.
I don't think.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
I think, by the way, I don't think the princess's
son is all that handsome.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
He's got serial killer eyes. You know who he looks like.
He looks like that guy from Mobland, Eddie. He looks
exactly like him, and Eddie was trouble. Oh yeah, that
was bad news coming right there. Eddie was a bad dude,
and I guess this guy's a bad dude. So they
must have that in common.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Like they'll talk about corn pop.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
He is a lot like like the British version of
corn pop, except this guy's Norwegian, So this Norwegian corn
pop is the British version of corn pop is the
corn pop of corn pop all idea.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yeah, whatever happened corn pop.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
He's dead right the restroom, so I ain't horror from
him lately.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
He never ran for office or anything thought he would,
kind of like Van Go, he didn't get famous till
after he was gone.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
That must be sad error.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Wonder if after you're dead you'll become more legendary because
it's something you had no.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Control over, and then I'll be sad and dead.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Yeah, that's no fun.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Heart stopping video shows two food influencers in Texas. That
means they post videos in themselves eating avoid death by
a whisker billy ed by a whisker after a vehicle
smashed through a restaurant window and into their table, knocking
the pair to the floor and sending broken glass everywhere.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Well, like Aaron Rodgers told that little kid, almost don't count.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
It's a good point. We nearly died, but you didn't.
It's a good point.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
You know. Stuff nearly happens to me every day. I
nearly got crashed into at a four wais stop?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I almost became a millionaire?
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Did you really almost?
Speaker 6 (12:56):
And then no?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
It's true. A lot of close calls there.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Nina sand Thiago has a YouTube channel with four hundred
thousand subscribers to turn her boyfriend eating food. Her boy's
friend is a guy named Patrick Blackwood, which is interesting
because kind of like that episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
You talk about Blackwood.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Yeah, he's black and he's her boyfriend and he bro
would That is kind of funny if you think about it.
So they were at a restaurant in Houston and they
were eating and all of a sudden in a car
came flying in through the window, and suddenly their channel
became more interesting.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
It was like a bad thing, but it was a
good thing at the same time.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Raining at the moment, because they can't be held responsible
if it's raining. I mean, because nobody ever taught him
how to drive in the rain.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Steve, you know a lot of restaurants.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
You ever heard of this Koove's Culinary Creations.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
You ever heard of that? See Uvee couve couve is
that what it is?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
It's a wine thing. It's out there on Eldridge. I
guess it's on the West Side. They say it's Houston's
number one brunch restaurant, but I think that's unlikely.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
If it's in the energy corridor and number one brunch
in that particular West Houston An area. I know Steve
is not one to leave the inner city most of
the time, but you.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Do go out to the country, don't you. Well, yeah,
where's the number way the hell out there? Where's the
number one brunch plays out in the country in college station? No, okay,
that makes sense. So these people were just sitting around eating.
They were looks like they got oysters, they got little sliders.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
I like sliders. They were hanging out and all of
a sudden.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
The dam, the whole table just exploded when a car
hit it. But they're still sitting there.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Well, they didn't know. It happened very quickly.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
And you guess what I mean, they're still there. They
didn't get wiped out. Wow, Blackwood, they're gonna make them ales.
The feats don't fail me. No, no, I know he
made a run for it.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
And look at all the Look at all the ladies
in the background.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
I know it's them.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
You're gonna clean it up, lady in the background. You
know what else is greater than what they're gonna tip them?
You know it's funny about this. Some of my buddies
that do comedy, or in the comments section here, uh,
here's Theodore Mmy Taylor, the bow tie guy. Guy says, so,
how was the sliders window? That's pretty funny. Oh man,
Now I kind of want to go get some chargirled oysters.
(15:07):
I mean, they don't look as good as the ones
that uh Dragos, but they're you know, they're closer half
off appetizers.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Yeah. We we just need Tommy to go ahead and
open up Houston uh Dragos, and then everything will be
fine and right with the world.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
You know what, if there was a Dragos in Houston,
I don't think I would ever leave. I'd be like
that woman sleeping out on the floor at the Texas House.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
You know, I just hang out there. It'd be my
new home, me and Jean Wood, just.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Sitting around all day eating uh chargirled oysters together with chopsticks.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Why chopsticks? Oh no, mister knots you, No, I did.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
I want to be part of the part of the group.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
That was actually pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Actually, there's these two uh gay guys that live on
my floor and they were telling me the other day
they wanted to set me up with this woman. And
then I was like, ah, sure, I guess you know.
Everyone's always trying to set me up with someone. And
then they go who are you gonna set us up with?
And I was like, I know this, and then I
was like I know this Japanese guy and they go, oh, no,
no Japanese guys.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Yeah, ninky is that it is?
Speaker 7 (16:08):
That?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
What? Wow?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
I had no idea the gay community was so racist
against gay Asian men in the Asian community. It's tough
to be waiting in the gay community. It's hard to
be an Asian or is it soft to be an Asia.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
It's neither ones good. Can't tell the difference.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
I have no idea one thing I know for sure, though,
I'm very glad the show's over because I don't know
if this conversation would get us into trouble if we
took it any further.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
It is over, though, right John, don't forget boys and
girls to help.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Me eat it.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Every day.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
I was walking by the potato potato section as it is,
because there's so many different potatoes. It's not like Celery,
where there's one like. What happened how come he's so popular?
What happened to the potato? How come we like he's
got his own toy. Come on, that's kind of cocky
for a vegetable right there. He's in every respect of
(17:00):
our eating like breakfast, lunch, and dinner, hash brownsotato tups, friends.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Fries, potato chips.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
You know I feel bad for sweet potato. Oh yeah,
he's got the potato name never caught on and became famous.
It's like he moved out east, started drinking, changed his
name to yam just.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
I hear that.
Speaker 7 (17:26):
She'll sign off to name. I to hear that she'll
sign off tonight. Walton and Johnson, they made things.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Sorry.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Well, I hope you folks enjoyed yourselves. Get you later
on down the trail. That is an instant classic Walton
and Johnson. Hey again, you've reached the end of the
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Speaker 1 (17:53):
Good for you. That means you listened all the way
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Speaker 3 (17:55):
Does that mean we're going away now never to be
heard again?
Speaker 2 (17:58):
No, no, no, there will be a new show to
Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or we're off work.
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Chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear from you.
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All right, real quick.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
If you like Chris Pratt, you're probably gonna like him
even more. If you're black, you're not gonna like what
Disney just did. Where should we start, Oh, let's go Disney.
All right, Disney's leaving Atlanta.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Disney was in Florida.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Well, Disney has a Marvel studio in Atlanta, Georgia, and
they're abandoning it for cheaper labor costs in Europe. I
think they're abandoning it because they looked around at Atlanta and.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
They were racist.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I mean down obviously, I mean, I actually do think
that's what happened. I think Disney looked around and they
were like, there's a lot of people around here there,
and what have they got a lot of in Europe?
White Muslims? Oh boy?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yeah, Well there's out of the frying paying into the
far well.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
On that topic, here's a black guy interviewing a Muslim
guy about how he wants to change America.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Why do you live in a white country rather than
your own country.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
It's not a white country, but it's not a white country.
But I'm staying here for work. Creasins at the moment,
or not only just work, creasies but I'm also here
because I want to tell people about Islam.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
And if I stay in a Muslim.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Country, they're already Muslim, so there's no point immediately they
are blam right, So I have to be in a
place whe people are not Muslim.
Speaker 6 (01:10):
Right.
Speaker 7 (01:11):
Could a Christian move to a Muslim country and freely
and openly convert looking for from Islam to Muslim I
mean to Christian.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Well, it depends on the country, but ideally under Islamic law, no,
you're not allowed.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
To make Yeah. The short answer is they love to
tell you about theirs. They don't want to hear about yours.
Speaker 7 (01:30):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
No, if you went to a Muslim country and trying
to convert people to Christianity, you would never come home.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
They would lift you up on their shoulders and parade
you around the city. I don't think.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
So Okay, well your head at least, yeah, I definitely
know your head for sure.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yeah. Absolutely good question here from the email. If you
got questions or you won't say something Walton Johnson dot com,
you can go emails out there. Whatever happened to Joe
Biden's stage four cancer? He seems awful when he's in
public these days. Don't he.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Apparently he's been trying to figure out if this is
another thing he could pass along to Kamala, and so
far I think so of not working for him.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
No, Yeah, they told you all kinds of things about
Joe when they was trying to run him out of
there and install her instead.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Well, tell me again, which kind does he have? Is
it pancreatic?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yeah? I think it was. It was some kind of
bad It was supposed to be bad news. Oh well,
Joe won't be with us much longer. We better get
him out of there.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I thought it was one that will definitely kill you, but.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
It takes a long time. But it didn't.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah, Stage four, that's pretty far along. You're gonna love
Chris Pratt after I play this sound bite for you.
He was just on with Bill Maher And apparently Chris
Pratt does not have a problem at all with the
Trump administration.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
He really likes RFK Junior and politics.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
You inherit enemies And when you jump on on, you know,
the the bandwagon with who is you know, the most
divisive president ever, it makes sense that you're going to
be made to look terrible.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
And so I don't know what.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
To believe because it's not like I sitting with Bobby
and I go say, hey, let's talk about this. Let's
talk about It's like we're just playing cards or playing
mafia or having fun or having dinner. I'm not going
to pick his brain to find out exactly which of
those things are true. I just kind of assume that
none of them are. And for the most part, I
wish him well.
Speaker 7 (03:14):
Man.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
I hope there's certain things that he oversees that seem
to be supported in a bipartisan way, Like getting terrible
toxic stuff out of our kids food I think that's
a great thing, and so like, just if you just
do that, that's amazing.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
He's talking about Bobby Kennedy Jr.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
That they're good friends, and that he's was a reluctant
supporter of Trump because RFK Junior is there and that.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
And what's weird is that you can talk about certain
things that the Republicans and Democrats should all agree on
taking the poison out of kids foods, Yes, we should
do that, and lowering crime and making the streets safe again.
No no Republicans said yes, Democrats have to say no. Uh,
(03:59):
kicking me illegal aliens out here and not letting them
come back in. No. No, we got to have that
ending the war between Russia and Ukraine. No, you'd think
that would be something Republicans Democrats get along with. Ell Sadly,
they are the Democrats for the party of crime, war
and illegal aliens. That's what they got going on right now.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Chris Pratt says, I'd hate to be so mirrored and
hatred for the president that any success from his administration
is something I'd have an allergic reaction to to be like, oh, well,
if they do it, I don't want it to happen.
I'll put chlorox in my children's cereal.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
You know.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
It's like, come on, be reasonable here. There are certain
things that would be good things to have. I want
them all to be successful. He wants Trump to be successful,
is what he said.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
I want everybody to be successful except my enemies, and
I want them to die and horrible, torturous death.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
You know, I say all the time, don't pray for me,
pray for my enemies. Yeah, as you are the storm,
I have a lot of free time to go after them,
you know, Like I have money resources.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
That's something we've meaning to work on.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I don't have much of a social life. I don't
have a wife busier than you know that free time.
That's just how that's how people end up becoming terrorists.
I'm friends with a lot of investigative journalists, private investigators.
I mean, if you're my enemy, I'm gonna find out
your secrets and I'm gonna expose you.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
You know, I just need you to know that.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Like, for example, if you have one of those RGB
breast implants, I'm going to tell.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
People about it.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
The RGB.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Oh you don't know about this. They have the RGB
smart implant. Now you can get lights put in your
jars PG rocket propelled grenade. What that's for? No, no, billy, Yeah,
this is different. You know those smart lights that people
have are RGB it's called, and they're they're getting to
put in their jugs. Apparently that's the thing you can
do now with your breast implants.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Wait a second, it sounds like you're saying that women
are getting glowing breast, like different color glowing breasts.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah, that's a thing.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Now, RGB smart implant.
Speaker 8 (05:55):
Discover the perfect harmony of technology and aesthetics. Step into
a glowing few. Sure that's uniquely yours and the best part.
You're in complete control. You said, turn it pink with
a touch. Boom, it's pink. You felt a little purple today.
It got the message. Now you're glowing and violet. Go on,
embrace the glow.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
It's called a luminous breast implant by the Lucerne Clinic.
How the supposed first April Fool's Day Oaks.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
No, it says it's real right here. I'm looking at it.
The woman's got it in her shirt.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
I think they thought it was an April Fool's Day, Oaks,
and it turns out it actually wasn't.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
All right, here's the joke. You can get smart implants.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I don't know if they technically make your breast glow,
but that technology exists now. So if someone could do it,
why wouldn't they? Gentlemen, I'm gonna let you in on
a secret. If you meet a woman with our GB
breast implants, two things I could tell you for sure.
Number one, you're gonna get laid. Number two, you're gonna
get stabbed.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah at the same time, probably.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yeah, probably. And you know what, I don't think you're
gonna mind that much.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Somebody think that they needed to make breasts more interesting
or attractive, you know, because I'm not really sure that
does it. But I didn't think that we needed to.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
I never really felt like we needed to change the breast.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
We just needed to get more breasts, Like three breasts
on the front, that'd be cool, or like you could
have one breast on the back for dancing, you know
what I mean, work like one of.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
These the three breasted Martian girl and that Arnold Schwarzenegger
movie recall that really didn't do that much for me.
I think the one in the back that's where it
should be.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yeah, one breast on the back for slow dancing, obviously,
that's it makes perfect sense. Maybe you put one breast
on her forehead so it'd be easier to listen to
her tell really boring stories that don't have point.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
She wouldn't have to tell you where her eyes are
all the time.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah, that's true right here, Although I will admit I'm
starting to have that same problem myself. You know, women,
my eyes are up here quite looking down there. It's
making me uncomfortable. You know, I'm not just zip it,
I'm a person. What excuse me? Just because I got
hot outside and I didn't want to have my pants on.
It's my fault that everybody's looking at it. I think
that's gonna be the case. I'm a victim.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah, why does this show feel like it's twenty years
out of date?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Could you repeat that?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Yes? I said, I love the show, and so does
my family. This is the Walton and Johnson Show.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
One of my favorites. Brail the bumper music. It's music.
I don't think I'd ever go to Brazil and it
doesn't seem that great now. Isn't that a haircut? A Brazilian.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Could be something similar to that? Sure?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Or is it a dollar amount?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I do know this though, Ladies and gentlemen, we have
Alpha Mal's back in the White House again. What alpha
males yesterday? Bobby Kennedy alphabet alpha males, men, men who
are men, men who were manly men, men, manly men,
manly man yesterday, Bobby Kennedy Junior and Pete Hegseth decided
to have a contest with one another.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Pull ups, pull ups, chin ups, all that stuff, all
the ups. Here we are in the bowels of the
Pentagon for.
Speaker 9 (09:00):
The Pete and Bobby challenge. I think this was your idea,
so I blame you. But it's all about make America
health again. We're going to be fit, not fat. We
want recruits that are ready to go and challenge. What
are we doing today.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Bobby Oh, I are going to do our part encourage American.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Use to do this challenge. And the challenge is to
do one hundred push ups and fifty pull ups in
any order you want, in under ten minutes. I'll just
knock out the fifty pull ups real quick and then
fall to the floor.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yeah, I could do that. I do wonder though, can
I do chins? How long would it take you to do?
You can't do fifty in a row. I know that
for a fact. I could do How long would it
take you to get fifty chin ups?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
In?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I could do a lot of chins. They're talking about
pull ups. Those are harder. I could do chins pretty quick.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Does it matter whether you go overhand or underhand?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Under well, this would be chins.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
What's that overhand grip versus a narrow grip versus a
neutral grip.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
I mean there's a lot of green, there's.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
A lot of grips it being going on. I think
they want traditional pull ups. That girl was doing them
this way.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I think they want them this way. I'll be honest
with you, I don't know if I could do all
of that in ten minutes. I could probably do it,
but I don't know. On the day the other the
other day, I was at the gym dealing with my
back injury, and I did one hundred chin ups, but
it took me like fifty minutes. So I kept taking up.
I do ten, I'd take a break, huh ten more
five minutes later. Okay, the son of Norway's crown princess.
(10:28):
Did you know Norway had a princess?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Does that? Did we even know that they have a
monarchy in Norway?
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Actually?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Look, the son of Norway's crown princess has been charged
thirty two rape offense, well, thirty two offenses including rape.
What four of them are rape? I think he's getting charge.
His name's Maurice Borg. Hoyboy, oh boy, likely stand try
out at the beginning of twenty twenty six, facing up
to ten years in prison it found guilty.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
This is one of those things. Do you remember when Drake.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
First got accused of some sexual misconduct and on social media.
There were a lot of women kind of like the
Chris Brown thing who said he could do that to
me or whatever. And then right, we know we found
out about this because there were women on social media saying,
you don't have to rape women when you look like that.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Same with me too. Crap about the man did this
and debt to me? Uh yeah, because he was ugly,
no to be handsome. He ain't no complaining.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
To be clear, I don't share that opinion. I'm just
telling you what people are saying. Not No, I don't.
I don't think.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
I think, by the way, I don't think the princess's
son is all that handsome.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
He's got serial killer eyes. You know who he looks like.
He looks like that guy from Mobland, Eddie. He looks
exactly like him, and Eddie was trouble. Oh yeah, that
was bad news coming right there. Eddie was a bad dude,
and I guess this guy's a bad dude. So they
must have that in common.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Like they'll talk about corn pop.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
He is a lot like like the British version of
corn pop, except this guy's Norwegian, So this Norwegian corn
pop is the British version of corn pop is the
corn pop of corn pop all idea.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yeah, whatever happened corn pop.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
He's dead right the restroom, so I ain't horror from
him lately.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
He never ran for office or anything thought he would,
kind of like Van Go, he didn't get famous till
after he was gone.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
That must be sad error.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Wonder if after you're dead you'll become more legendary because
it's something you had no.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Control over, and then I'll be sad and dead.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Yeah, that's no fun.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Heart stopping video shows two food influencers in Texas. That
means they post videos in themselves eating avoid death by
a whisker billy ed by a whisker after a vehicle
smashed through a restaurant window and into their table, knocking
the pair to the floor and sending broken glass everywhere.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Well, like Aaron Rodgers told that little kid, almost don't count.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
It's a good point. We nearly died, but you didn't.
It's a good point.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
You know. Stuff nearly happens to me every day. I
nearly got crashed into at a four wais stop?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I almost became a millionaire?
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Did you really almost?
Speaker 6 (12:56):
And then no?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
It's true. A lot of close calls there.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Nina sand Thiago has a YouTube channel with four hundred
thousand subscribers to turn her boyfriend eating food. Her boy's
friend is a guy named Patrick Blackwood, which is interesting
because kind of like that episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
You talk about Blackwood.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Yeah, he's black and he's her boyfriend and he bro
would That is kind of funny if you think about it.
So they were at a restaurant in Houston and they
were eating and all of a sudden in a car
came flying in through the window, and suddenly their channel
became more interesting.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
It was like a bad thing, but it was a
good thing at the same time.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Raining at the moment, because they can't be held responsible
if it's raining. I mean, because nobody ever taught him
how to drive in the rain.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Steve, you know a lot of restaurants.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
You ever heard of this Koove's Culinary Creations.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
You ever heard of that? See Uvee couve couve is
that what it is?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
It's a wine thing. It's out there on Eldridge. I
guess it's on the West Side. They say it's Houston's
number one brunch restaurant, but I think that's unlikely.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
If it's in the energy corridor and number one brunch
in that particular West Houston An area. I know Steve
is not one to leave the inner city most of
the time, but you.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Do go out to the country, don't you. Well, yeah,
where's the number way the hell out there? Where's the
number one brunch plays out in the country in college station? No, okay,
that makes sense. So these people were just sitting around eating.
They were looks like they got oysters, they got little sliders.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
I like sliders. They were hanging out and all of
a sudden.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
The dam, the whole table just exploded when a car
hit it. But they're still sitting there.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Well, they didn't know. It happened very quickly.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
And you guess what I mean, they're still there. They
didn't get wiped out. Wow, Blackwood, they're gonna make them ales.
The feats don't fail me. No, no, I know he
made a run for it.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
And look at all the Look at all the ladies
in the background.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
I know it's them.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
You're gonna clean it up, lady in the background. You
know what else is greater than what they're gonna tip them?
You know it's funny about this. Some of my buddies
that do comedy, or in the comments section here, uh,
here's Theodore Mmy Taylor, the bow tie guy. Guy says, so,
how was the sliders window? That's pretty funny. Oh man,
Now I kind of want to go get some chargirled oysters.
(15:07):
I mean, they don't look as good as the ones
that uh Dragos, but they're you know, they're closer half
off appetizers.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Yeah. We we just need Tommy to go ahead and
open up Houston uh Dragos, and then everything will be
fine and right with the world.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
You know what, if there was a Dragos in Houston,
I don't think I would ever leave. I'd be like
that woman sleeping out on the floor at the Texas House.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
You know, I just hang out there. It'd be my
new home, me and Jean Wood, just.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Sitting around all day eating uh chargirled oysters together with chopsticks.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Why chopsticks? Oh no, mister knots you, No, I did.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
I want to be part of the part of the group.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
That was actually pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Actually, there's these two uh gay guys that live on
my floor and they were telling me the other day
they wanted to set me up with this woman. And
then I was like, ah, sure, I guess you know.
Everyone's always trying to set me up with someone. And
then they go who are you gonna set us up with?
And I was like, I know this, and then I
was like I know this Japanese guy and they go, oh, no,
no Japanese guys.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Yeah, ninky is that it is?
Speaker 7 (16:08):
That?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
What? Wow?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
I had no idea the gay community was so racist
against gay Asian men in the Asian community. It's tough
to be waiting in the gay community. It's hard to
be an Asian or is it soft to be an Asia.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
It's neither ones good. Can't tell the difference.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
I have no idea one thing I know for sure, though,
I'm very glad the show's over because I don't know
if this conversation would get us into trouble if we
took it any further.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
It is over, though, right John, don't forget boys and
girls to help.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Me eat it.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Every day.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
I was walking by the potato potato section as it is,
because there's so many different potatoes. It's not like Celery,
where there's one like. What happened how come he's so popular?
What happened to the potato? How come we like he's
got his own toy. Come on, that's kind of cocky
for a vegetable right there. He's in every respect of
(17:00):
our eating like breakfast, lunch, and dinner, hash brownsotato tups, friends.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Fries, potato chips.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
You know I feel bad for sweet potato. Oh yeah,
he's got the potato name never caught on and became famous.
It's like he moved out east, started drinking, changed his
name to yam just.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
I hear that.
Speaker 7 (17:26):
She'll sign off to name. I to hear that she'll
sign off tonight. Walton and Johnson, they made things.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Sorry.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Well, I hope you folks enjoyed yourselves. Get you later
on down the trail. That is an instant classic Walton
and Johnson. Hey again, you've reached the end of the
Walton and Johnson podcast.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Good for you. That means you listened all the way
to the end.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Does that mean we're going away now never to be
heard again?
Speaker 2 (17:58):
No, no, no, there will be a new show to
Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or we're off work.
But as always, you could go to waltonand Johnson dot
com and you can find all kinds of cool stuff there.
Our news blog, links to our social media accounts. Believe
it or not, our personal lives are very boring. If
you comment on our social media pages, we might reply yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear from you.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Yeah, so, what's the big deal. Go to Walton Johnson
dot com today. I'm told there's a store. Oh yes,
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