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Speaker 1 (00:00):
About cop music. Yeah, bro, what is this song?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's the Swat theme, but the music was created by
the Rhythm Heritage Group back in nineteen seventy six.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Now this is about to.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yeah, this slaps and pops, this bangs, dude.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
See but is it no cap on? God?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Fr Oka, Absolutely no cap I mean, why would I
wear a condom?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah? No reason.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Earlier this morning you mentioned North Carolina. Is that where
that woman got a cat in her lap or something?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
North Carolina is where Charlotte is where that woman was
murdered on the train.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Remember that?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
And now we have a photo of the woman that
was lit on fire on the train in Chicago.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
And another mid twenties white woman.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
It was a yeah, like a pretty little white girl,
and this black guy followed her around the train and
threw a fluid on her and lit her on fire.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Was wondering about North Carolina coast this story that we
mentioned a.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Little bit before.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Multiple gunshots wrung out.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
During the Christmas tree lighting serum.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Multiple people have been reported shot gunfire broke out holiday
Christmas tree lighting in Concord, North Carolina. I don't know
where they Hundreds of residents and families gathered in the
area when suddenly gunfire, gunfire all over the place, just
panel cause a lot of panic. People started running in
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all directions. That's probably more dangerous than the gunfire. The panic,
the panic in people because they'll run you over like turkeys.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
But not great. You know, you don't you don't want either.
I'd prefer to have neither the panic nor the gunfire.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yeah, i'd probably be best.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Okay, Well, what was worse? COVID or the reaction to COVID? Oh, god,
reaction clearly exactly right? Is this kind of the same
thing I think it is.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
I think it is ten I am anyway, don't overreact kids.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Then again, if someone's shooting at you, what would you do?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Um, well, run over people, trample them, stomp them into
the ground.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
As long as I get away, That's what's important, right.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
You know?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
It ain't ever any stood about chips. How come they
were never eating chips? That seems obvious, like a brand,
Like in every episode they'd have a different sponsor.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
They beating fretos hips the police show.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Sure, Oh yeah, different kind of chips apparently doesn't mean potatoes,
fritos or Dorito's.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
See, you just don't understand advertising Oh, I don't get
it right. Like when we do commercials for BJ's pawn
Shop in New Orleans, some people think we're talking about
a car dealership in Milwaukee, so it's funny.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Oh yeah, really we rave about BJ's. I love that is.
That's like that, you know, number one thing I think of.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
When you are getting ready for the holidays, think BJ's.
It's a great place to save money on gifts. Absolutely,
it is. I love always in the back of my mind. Yeah,
and you're always talking about BJ's. You've always got BJ's
in your mouth.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Are you always listening to my phone calls?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I you know it's we all share studio. If there's private,
take a walk it outside, how about that? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Meantime, radio hosts in Washington, d C. Got a call
from a guy who had sent them pictures of a
dead body he found eighteen days earlier.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Oh dear, what he told them next was shocking.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
But you said he found the body eighteen days before.
He called eighteen days earlier.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
What did you do with it for eighteen days? Let's
play the audio. This is from our morning show. I
want to know.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Hang on, I sent Diane a few pictures of me
exploring nature, and look what I came upon.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Dude, you found a dead body.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Yes, this may sound sick, but I've always wanted to
come upon something like that.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Tell me you called the police.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Yeah, no, that yet called the cops.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah. Are there remains still out on that campsite?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Yes, that's along the highways Thorve there or whatever.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Can you please call the police?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Yes, I'm going to do that today.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
All right, A little update to this everybody.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
The police haven't contacted, Detectives located the body and investigation
is underway. But you got to admit, when you leave
a dead body in the forest, you don't expect the
person to find it to be just as like creepy
and weird as whoever murdered it. You know, there's a
lot of weird, creepy people out there. I will tell
you some m I don't have in common with that guy.
I hope to not find a dead body.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yeah, you've already found more than your share, hadn't you?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
You wouldn't believe it. No, I've had enough of that. Well,
growing up in Chicago, you see a dead body a
week man, and.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I guess moving away from Chicago is one of the
reasons that you might not see a dead body.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
No, and I don't see that many dead bodies anymore now,
how they do in Chicago this weekend because it wasn't
it was a little chili, right, you know how things
slow down when it gets a little chilly. Well, all
jokes aside, most of our listeners. Now, I've actually never
seen a dead body in Chicago. I did see one
in Memphis. And since you asked the question, it's as
good a time as ever right now for us to
do this.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Hick cargo, shick cargo, A toddling down right, it's getting cold.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah, so right now it looks like two dead nineteen.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Hurts would be the latest on this. Now.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
How it hurt by falling rocks or or hurt by gunfire? Well,
part of it happened at a holiday festival. Eight injured
in shootings during holiday festivities in downtown Chicago. Police SAD
officers responded to a report of shooting in the eight
in the one hundred block.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Of South Dearborn Street. That's a nice part of town,
is it, and found two victims struck by gunfire, a
fourteen year old and a second male victim was eighteen
suffered a gunshot wound.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
To the leg.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Less than an hour earlier, officers were on patrol in
the one hundred block of North State Street. That's where
our old radio station was, That's where ABCTV is at,
and they observed a large group of people on the
sidewalk close to the Chicago Theater. Are to put this
in perspective, you know the Chicago Theater. Well, of course
you've seen. That's kind of a famous at our radio
station is right across the street was that was WLS And.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
You ever be know whatever that big fountain is right
off by the lake. I got a big ass fountain
overage like boom, just water going over which away.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Right, you're we've all seen, Yeah, that's what fountains do.
You're referring to the Buckingham Fountain in Grant Park. Everybody's
seeing they so yeah, I'd say, so, yeah, that's what
that is.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Billy, Is it over by the lake? Yeah, it's over
by the well, everything's by the lake by the lake.
It's a huge man never mane.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
It's a city. It's the city by the lake. As
the Smashing Pumpkins used to sing.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
You know that song, right, Oh yes, yes, I'm familiar
with it. You don't need to, you know, Billy, that
is that? That's probably your favorite smashing Pumpkits probably is. Yeah,
I knew it was.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Anyway, don't ever attend who did the remake of that
song about? Uh, I'm a believer. Who did that? Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
I think the monkeys covered it? No, it was originally
it was originally a smash Mouth song. Smash a new
smash was in there, smash Mouth. Y.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I like that song. You like the original? Well?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I liked the way the who did the original smash Mouth? Yeah,
I like the way they did it better.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah than the monkeys and the monkeys when they covered
forty years before you.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
No, they did it after after.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Sure, I heard the smash Mouth version for I don't
know what you guys are talking about.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
This from Shrek. That's a funny movie. Man, did you
see that Shrek? Uh? Yeah, Shark never saw Shrek?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Well, no, it's not really for me. But seriously, I
mean I've seen clips of Shrek. But hey, while we're
in Chicago. You know the pope's from Chicago. Oh yeah,
The pope has accepted a resignation letter from a bishop
accused of abuse in the first known case for the
new pontiff. Now Pope Leo's done the Fourteenth's done a
(07:29):
couple controversial things recently. He mostly agrees with Trump on
politics minus one obvious thing.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Yeah, the immigrants. Oh well, where is he own this
abortion business? Oh he hates it totally.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yeah, and he's more conservative than Trump on most things.
But he's not necessarily against helping the immigrants.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
He did make one point.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
He thinks there should be immigration laws and that the
border should be secured, but he said when refugees come
to the border, we should give him everything.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Does he believe that when refugees show up at his border, Well,
you know that he got a big ass wall, I
got guards, they got rules about who can come and go.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
But you shouldn't. That's just for the Pope.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah, it's a point we've made many times on this show.
But in the meantime, this new pope is not down.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
With the touching little boys. Report just came out.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
A one line statement from the Vatican said Leo had
accepted the resignation of Cada's Bishop Rafael zorn Zonza Zornoza
seventy six. I didn't say why, but Zornosa submitted his
resignation to the pope last year.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
And I had it hadn't been accepted.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Through The Alpius newspaper report earlier this month that Zornosa
had been recently placed under investigation by a church tribunal.
The Daily, which since twenty eighteen is exposed decades of
abuse and cover up in the Spanish Catholic Church, said
Zornoza was accused of abusing a young former seminarian while
he was a young priest and directed the Diosian seminary
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in Gatafe.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I know, do you even know what you're saying?
Speaker 4 (09:01):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Why? I don't think so. No.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I can't be expected barely speak English, I admit it.
I don't know how to say these words. Look, all
I'm saying is this, don't touch little boys. But if
you do touch little boys, admit to it and accept
the justice and the punishment. All right, Dan, And by
the way, if you're a serial pedophile and you commit suicide,
I got no tears for you.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Want Thanksgivings coming up? And I got a lot of
special stuff in the words. Walton and Johnson Radio Network
put this song on, and mister O's over there.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Just and I can't believe y'all can't even figure out
what that is white people that just sold see Isaac
Hayes bro That's right, Isaac has had some jams, dude,
and I always.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Did chocolate salty balls. Don't forget that one.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
I have always loved this song, but now I love
it even more for some reason.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I wonder what that's all about.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
You guys are pretty good at spotting lies when you
hear them, right, I'd like to think so. All right,
so I want your honest take on this. Okay, First
of all, you know last week Usha Dvance. You know
that's the vice President's wife, the second lady.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Yeah, she briefly took her ring off, and everyone's losing
their mind about it.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
That's gonna tell you about it. Oh, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Rumors have been a running rampant about the instability of
her marriage with our current Vice President JD. Vance, partly
because of the hug she that she got from or
he got from Erica Kirk, Charlie Kirk's widow.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
The only way that that's interesting is if you ignore
every other detail about their lives, but go on and
so speculation, you know, started going after she you know,
ran her fingers through his hair very seductively and but
gupped her ass.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
But then you realize she hugs.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
She hugs other women like that, put her hips into
it a little bit, you know, kind of rode that leg.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
You know, none that most of that didn't happen. She
touched his head.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
The JD further added fuel to the fire when he
claimed that he would like it if Usha, who is Hindoo,
would convert to Catholicism, that's his chosen religion.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
That did happen, and.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
They said, well, that might be part of the reason
that they're getting divorced. And then she shows up with
Milania Trump and some kind of an appearance thing doing
something and she didn't have her wedding ring on.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Social media just erupted with the rumors. Now that's it,
that's the that's the killer. Yosha and Jad's marriage is over.
It's it's broken. And that was that campbella joom.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Is it possible that she just had to take her
ring off because she drank some of that bad water.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Maybe the asbestos was making her itch. I don't know
that could happen. She's the mother of three, she does
a lot of dishes. She gives lots of baths, and
she forgets her ring sometimes.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Was the excuse? Do you believe that?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Her spokesperson, who almost never speaks to the press, says,
as a mother of three who gives lots of baths
and does lots of dishes, sometimes she just forgets to
put her ring back on, and that must be what happened.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
So it was just one of those things she took
it off off to, you know, mathe the kids.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Okay, I will admit I never thought to look or
check before this happened. But USA today says Oosha Vance
has a history of taking her ring on and off,
that she's been seen without it before many times in
the past, even before anyone speculated.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Now, if a man was doing that, they would tell
you that he's cheating and he's going to.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Get a divorce.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
A woman knows it, though, and you're supposed to give
her the benfit of the doubt.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Okay, But she's also from a culture where they don't
wear rings at all. They put a dot on their foreheads.
Maybe she feels like this is some way he branded her.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Putting that ring on his way of saying that I
own you or something and she's a little uncomfortable, was it?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
I don't know when I try to look at stuff
like this because I don't have a horse in the race.
Is do people think this is happening or do they
want it to be happening?
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Well, it is happening that she showed up without her rings? Okay,
right now? Now the rest of that is, wait what
it means? Is it right? Do they think that he's
getting a divorce or do they want him to begin
They just wanted something solicious to talk about the rumors
better than facts all the time. And if you're cheering
for someone you've never met or barely know to get
a divorce, it's only because you're a terrible human being.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
That's the true point. I really hope Donald Trump and
Malania get divorced. There there's no way she could love here.
Who could love that guy?
Speaker 2 (13:20):
You do you hope two people you've never met whose
lives don't affect yours at all get a divorce? You're
a horrible person. Congratulations.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Don't you think if she even thought about one time,
maybe I would get divorce him? Oh, anytime in the
last five or six years would have been a perfect
time to do it. Sure he wasn't president. Well that
and he's just pissing everybody off. Nobody likes him. I'm
not gonna like him either. It would have been a
perfect opportunity. But she seems to just be hanging out
right there.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Yeah, Malania doesn't seem to dislike Trump at all. They
seem to be happier than ever, the two of them.
So yeah, stop worrying about other people's personal wives in
a political figures A talk show hosts, whoever, maybe quite
worrying about.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Move on with your life, folks. That's that's a good plan.
I like that.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Are you guys ready for the severe thunderstorms that are
heading Houston's way? Already went through Dallas or maybe still
being affected in Dallas, But woke up this morning to
check the radar because I heard it was supposed to
get pretty rough down along the coast here, and it
wasn't here yet, but all the way from you know, Austin,
all the way up through Dallas and pretty much into
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Arkansas and on, so I'm going to take a look
at there.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
So it's still moving this way, but it is not
just yet. In the meantime, if you like inclement weather,
look out. It's about to hit the public school system.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
In some countries, teachers abuse their students. In America, teachers
seduce their students. All right, boys and girls, it's time
once again for the National sect Head Report.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
John used to always ask, where were these teachers when
I was in school? They were around, John. Yeah, they
just didn't choose you, and we just didn't have TikTok
back then, so it's harder to catch them.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
A thirty year old former substitute.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
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Speaker 3 (15:33):
He'll you sleep good if you haven't problems sleep in
it'll just whatever bothers you. I think they got you
covered all right. Today we take you to Dixon miss Missouri.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
We're going inside Dixon or is Dixon got never mind
a thirty year old before where they make the cider? Yeah,
I love that sider. It is delicious, Yeah, really good stuff.
A thirty year old former substitute teacher was sentenced to
ten years in prison last week after she was convicted
paying a middle school student or students for sex and
providing them with drugs and alcohol.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Not a good idea, Carrissa Jane Smith.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
WHOA, whoao slow your opinion today are not a good idea? Yeah,
I don't think you should give drugs and alcohol to
middle school.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Idea when you were in school though, putn't it? No,
we're against We're against this. As a radio show, everyone
collectively agrees, don't seduce middle school kids with drugs and alcohol.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Wait till high school. That's how it's done. Right. You
guys are going to get us in trouble.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Carrissa Jane Smith of Dixon, Missouri got arrested and charge
with nineteen felony accounts, including statutory rape and child sex trafficking.
She ultimately pleaded guilty to some lesser charges. According to authority, Smith,
who worked at multiple schools within the Dixon ri School
district would pay students one hundred dollars or more in
cash or through cash app in exchange for sex acts.
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Smith is also alleged to have supplied students with alcohol
and drugs in exchange for the sex. The alleged abuse
was not limited to one on one encounters. In one instance,
students a student was allegedly recruited by a classmate who
asked if they wanted to do some work and make
some money for work, before taking them to Smith's residence,
where the abuse occurred while the friend waited outside. Court
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documents detail other shocking claims, including one student who alleged
that Smith forced him to something within to do a thing.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
How do I explain this something earth?
Speaker 3 (17:33):
To go ahead and unload?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Yeah, that was an a in a very personal area. Anyway,
The victim expressed his distress, stating that was fed up.
I tend to agree with them, and Smith's alleged response
was to offer him more money.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Is that the teacher there? That's her? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:52):
The bangs are a sure tip off. That's she's crazy.
Here's what I don't get about that. Why would you
want to risk getting pregnant? I think that was what
she was aiming for.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Okay, but then you're pregnant with a twelve year old's
baby and you're a public school teacher.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
I think people are gonna know. See you keep trying
to assign some sort of a logical reasoning to people
who are crazy, and that's never gonna work out.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Authorities allowed you that. Smith went to great lengths to
cover up her actions, including by repeatedly warning victims not
to talk about their encounters or she would get into trouble.
When one of Smith's victims was said to have a
video in his possession of her performing generous things with
her mouth, Smith Smith smashed the student's phone to destroy
the recording.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
That's not how it works. I'm gonna break your phone
and then all of this will go away. It's in
the cloud.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Lady Smith is also alleged to have told her husband
that one of her victims was blackmailing her with a
video of them smoking marijuana, prompting the husband to threaten
the boy with a baseball bat. In another instance, Smith's
where did we go here? In another instance, Smith's victims
said to have a sorry, I just loot the article
just I know they'll do that.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
You're reading the article and they want to send you
somewhere else like click bait.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Smith's brother in law alleged to have caught her in
bed with an underage student after he had heard a
rumor about a video circulating.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
And that's something.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Hey, I came over here to talk to you about
this video, and weop guess it's true. Smith is alleged
to have abused miners in various locations, including her home.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Why do they say alleged she just got convicted' she did. Yeah,
convicted means no more alleged.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
According to the New York Post, she's been convicted. I
think the alleged could go away anyway. She would have
to do it while her husband was away at work,
but it sounds like he was in on it. Other
locations where the alleged abuse took place was in Smith's car,
as well as in more isolated places on the side
of the road or even on gravel roads, even gravel roads.
On September seventeenth, Smith pleaded guilty to lesser charges as
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part of a plea agreement. Okay, maybe that's why they're saying. Alleged,
including two counts of sexual contact with a student in
one count of first degree in dangering the welfare of
a child.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Good lord, lady, what drives a person? Yes, ain't she
to be the self destructive? And too glad you got
a cop girlfriend, man, because that might be it might
be the woman for you right there.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Well, I feel like it's a good decision and fix her,
couldn't you what this teacher? Yeah, No, I'm a Look,
I'm a I'm taken. First of all, I'm right, of course,
obviously I want them, I said, too bad. I wanted
to work this time. You know about my past and everything.
And also I don't I don't agree with us. I'm
disturbed by these people.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Throw them away.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
And look, I want to eventually have a president like
Ron Paul libertarian, but you don't get to get there
before we have a Ron Paul president.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
We're gonna need a Pinochet president.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
We're gonna need a guy who shows up, picks up
all the drug dealers and criminals and child sex traffickers,
throws them out of a helicopter.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
I heard we have that now, mass deportations. I mean,
that's what I've told by the mainstream media.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
It's not like he filt up his cousin in the
garage that Thanksgiving when I was nineteen
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Walton and Johnson
About cop music. Yeah, bro, what is this song?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's the Swat theme, but the music was created by
the Rhythm Heritage Group back in nineteen seventy six.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Now this is about to.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yeah, this slaps and pops, this bangs, dude.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
See but is it no cap on? God?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Fr Oka, Absolutely no cap I mean, why would I
wear a condom?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah? No reason.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Earlier this morning you mentioned North Carolina. Is that where
that woman got a cat in her lap or something?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
North Carolina is where Charlotte is where that woman was
murdered on the train.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Remember that?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
And now we have a photo of the woman that
was lit on fire on the train in Chicago.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
And another mid twenties white woman.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
It was a yeah, like a pretty little white girl,
and this black guy followed her around the train and
threw a fluid on her and lit her on fire.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Was wondering about North Carolina coast this story that we
mentioned a.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Little bit before.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Multiple gunshots wrung out.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
During the Christmas tree lighting serum.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Multiple people have been reported shot gunfire broke out holiday
Christmas tree lighting in Concord, North Carolina. I don't know
where they Hundreds of residents and families gathered in the
area when suddenly gunfire, gunfire all over the place, just
panel cause a lot of panic. People started running in
(01:24):
all directions. That's probably more dangerous than the gunfire. The panic,
the panic in people because they'll run you over like turkeys.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
But not great. You know, you don't you don't want either.
I'd prefer to have neither the panic nor the gunfire.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yeah, i'd probably be best.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Okay, Well, what was worse? COVID or the reaction to COVID? Oh, god,
reaction clearly exactly right? Is this kind of the same
thing I think it is.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
I think it is ten I am anyway, don't overreact kids.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Then again, if someone's shooting at you, what would you do?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Um, well, run over people, trample them, stomp them into
the ground.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
As long as I get away, That's what's important, right.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
You know?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
It ain't ever any stood about chips. How come they
were never eating chips? That seems obvious, like a brand,
Like in every episode they'd have a different sponsor.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
They beating fretos hips the police show.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Sure, Oh yeah, different kind of chips apparently doesn't mean potatoes,
fritos or Dorito's.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
See, you just don't understand advertising Oh, I don't get
it right. Like when we do commercials for BJ's pawn
Shop in New Orleans, some people think we're talking about
a car dealership in Milwaukee, so it's funny.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Oh yeah, really we rave about BJ's. I love that is.
That's like that, you know, number one thing I think of.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
When you are getting ready for the holidays, think BJ's.
It's a great place to save money on gifts. Absolutely,
it is. I love always in the back of my mind. Yeah,
and you're always talking about BJ's. You've always got BJ's
in your mouth.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Are you always listening to my phone calls?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I you know it's we all share studio. If there's private,
take a walk it outside, how about that? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Meantime, radio hosts in Washington, d C. Got a call
from a guy who had sent them pictures of a
dead body he found eighteen days earlier.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Oh dear, what he told them next was shocking.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
But you said he found the body eighteen days before.
He called eighteen days earlier.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
What did you do with it for eighteen days? Let's
play the audio. This is from our morning show. I
want to know.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Hang on, I sent Diane a few pictures of me
exploring nature, and look what I came upon.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Dude, you found a dead body.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Yes, this may sound sick, but I've always wanted to
come upon something like that.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Tell me you called the police.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Yeah, no, that yet called the cops.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah. Are there remains still out on that campsite?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Yes, that's along the highways Thorve there or whatever.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Can you please call the police?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Yes, I'm going to do that today.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
All right, A little update to this everybody.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
The police haven't contacted, Detectives located the body and investigation
is underway. But you got to admit, when you leave
a dead body in the forest, you don't expect the
person to find it to be just as like creepy
and weird as whoever murdered it. You know, there's a
lot of weird, creepy people out there. I will tell
you some m I don't have in common with that guy.
I hope to not find a dead body.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yeah, you've already found more than your share, hadn't you?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
You wouldn't believe it. No, I've had enough of that. Well,
growing up in Chicago, you see a dead body a
week man, and.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I guess moving away from Chicago is one of the
reasons that you might not see a dead body.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
No, and I don't see that many dead bodies anymore now,
how they do in Chicago this weekend because it wasn't
it was a little chili, right, you know how things
slow down when it gets a little chilly. Well, all
jokes aside, most of our listeners. Now, I've actually never
seen a dead body in Chicago. I did see one
in Memphis. And since you asked the question, it's as
good a time as ever right now for us to
do this.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Hick cargo, shick cargo, A toddling down right, it's getting cold.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah, so right now it looks like two dead nineteen.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Hurts would be the latest on this. Now.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
How it hurt by falling rocks or or hurt by gunfire? Well,
part of it happened at a holiday festival. Eight injured
in shootings during holiday festivities in downtown Chicago. Police SAD
officers responded to a report of shooting in the eight
in the one hundred block.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Of South Dearborn Street. That's a nice part of town,
is it, and found two victims struck by gunfire, a
fourteen year old and a second male victim was eighteen
suffered a gunshot wound.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
To the leg.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Less than an hour earlier, officers were on patrol in
the one hundred block of North State Street. That's where
our old radio station was, That's where ABCTV is at,
and they observed a large group of people on the
sidewalk close to the Chicago Theater. Are to put this
in perspective, you know the Chicago Theater. Well, of course
you've seen. That's kind of a famous at our radio
station is right across the street was that was WLS And.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
You ever be know whatever that big fountain is right
off by the lake. I got a big ass fountain
overage like boom, just water going over which away.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Right, you're we've all seen, Yeah, that's what fountains do.
You're referring to the Buckingham Fountain in Grant Park. Everybody's
seeing they so yeah, I'd say, so, yeah, that's what
that is.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Billy, Is it over by the lake? Yeah, it's over
by the well, everything's by the lake by the lake.
It's a huge man never mane.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
It's a city. It's the city by the lake. As
the Smashing Pumpkins used to sing.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
You know that song, right, Oh yes, yes, I'm familiar
with it. You don't need to, you know, Billy, that
is that? That's probably your favorite smashing Pumpkits probably is. Yeah,
I knew it was.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Anyway, don't ever attend who did the remake of that
song about? Uh, I'm a believer. Who did that? Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
I think the monkeys covered it? No, it was originally
it was originally a smash Mouth song. Smash a new
smash was in there, smash Mouth. Y.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I like that song. You like the original? Well?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I liked the way the who did the original smash Mouth? Yeah,
I like the way they did it better.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah than the monkeys and the monkeys when they covered
forty years before you.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
No, they did it after after.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Sure, I heard the smash Mouth version for I don't
know what you guys are talking about.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
This from Shrek. That's a funny movie. Man, did you
see that Shrek? Uh? Yeah, Shark never saw Shrek?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Well, no, it's not really for me. But seriously, I
mean I've seen clips of Shrek. But hey, while we're
in Chicago. You know the pope's from Chicago. Oh yeah,
The pope has accepted a resignation letter from a bishop
accused of abuse in the first known case for the
new pontiff. Now Pope Leo's done the Fourteenth's done a
(07:29):
couple controversial things recently. He mostly agrees with Trump on
politics minus one obvious thing.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Yeah, the immigrants. Oh well, where is he own this
abortion business? Oh he hates it totally.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yeah, and he's more conservative than Trump on most things.
But he's not necessarily against helping the immigrants.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
He did make one point.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
He thinks there should be immigration laws and that the
border should be secured, but he said when refugees come
to the border, we should give him everything.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Does he believe that when refugees show up at his border, Well,
you know that he got a big ass wall, I
got guards, they got rules about who can come and go.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
But you shouldn't. That's just for the Pope.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah, it's a point we've made many times on this show.
But in the meantime, this new pope is not down.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
With the touching little boys. Report just came out.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
A one line statement from the Vatican said Leo had
accepted the resignation of Cada's Bishop Rafael zorn Zonza Zornoza
seventy six. I didn't say why, but Zornosa submitted his
resignation to the pope last year.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
And I had it hadn't been accepted.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Through The Alpius newspaper report earlier this month that Zornosa
had been recently placed under investigation by a church tribunal.
The Daily, which since twenty eighteen is exposed decades of
abuse and cover up in the Spanish Catholic Church, said
Zornoza was accused of abusing a young former seminarian while
he was a young priest and directed the Diosian seminary
(08:58):
in Gatafe.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I know, do you even know what you're saying?
Speaker 4 (09:01):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Why? I don't think so. No.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I can't be expected barely speak English, I admit it.
I don't know how to say these words. Look, all
I'm saying is this, don't touch little boys. But if
you do touch little boys, admit to it and accept
the justice and the punishment. All right, Dan, And by
the way, if you're a serial pedophile and you commit suicide,
I got no tears for you.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Want Thanksgivings coming up? And I got a lot of
special stuff in the words. Walton and Johnson Radio Network
put this song on, and mister O's over there.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Just and I can't believe y'all can't even figure out
what that is white people that just sold see Isaac
Hayes bro That's right, Isaac has had some jams, dude,
and I always.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Did chocolate salty balls. Don't forget that one.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
I have always loved this song, but now I love
it even more for some reason.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I wonder what that's all about.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
You guys are pretty good at spotting lies when you
hear them, right, I'd like to think so. All right,
so I want your honest take on this. Okay, First
of all, you know last week Usha Dvance. You know
that's the vice President's wife, the second lady.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Yeah, she briefly took her ring off, and everyone's losing
their mind about it.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
That's gonna tell you about it. Oh, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Rumors have been a running rampant about the instability of
her marriage with our current Vice President JD. Vance, partly
because of the hug she that she got from or
he got from Erica Kirk, Charlie Kirk's widow.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
The only way that that's interesting is if you ignore
every other detail about their lives, but go on and
so speculation, you know, started going after she you know,
ran her fingers through his hair very seductively and but
gupped her ass.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
But then you realize she hugs.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
She hugs other women like that, put her hips into
it a little bit, you know, kind of rode that leg.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
You know, none that most of that didn't happen. She
touched his head.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
The JD further added fuel to the fire when he
claimed that he would like it if Usha, who is Hindoo,
would convert to Catholicism, that's his chosen religion.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
That did happen, and.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
They said, well, that might be part of the reason
that they're getting divorced. And then she shows up with
Milania Trump and some kind of an appearance thing doing
something and she didn't have her wedding ring on.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Social media just erupted with the rumors. Now that's it,
that's the that's the killer. Yosha and Jad's marriage is over.
It's it's broken. And that was that campbella joom.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Is it possible that she just had to take her
ring off because she drank some of that bad water.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Maybe the asbestos was making her itch. I don't know
that could happen. She's the mother of three, she does
a lot of dishes. She gives lots of baths, and
she forgets her ring sometimes.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Was the excuse? Do you believe that?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Her spokesperson, who almost never speaks to the press, says,
as a mother of three who gives lots of baths
and does lots of dishes, sometimes she just forgets to
put her ring back on, and that must be what happened.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
So it was just one of those things she took
it off off to, you know, mathe the kids.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Okay, I will admit I never thought to look or
check before this happened. But USA today says Oosha Vance
has a history of taking her ring on and off,
that she's been seen without it before many times in
the past, even before anyone speculated.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Now, if a man was doing that, they would tell
you that he's cheating and he's going to.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Get a divorce.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
A woman knows it, though, and you're supposed to give
her the benfit of the doubt.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Okay, But she's also from a culture where they don't
wear rings at all. They put a dot on their foreheads.
Maybe she feels like this is some way he branded her.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Putting that ring on his way of saying that I
own you or something and she's a little uncomfortable, was it?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
I don't know when I try to look at stuff
like this because I don't have a horse in the race.
Is do people think this is happening or do they
want it to be happening?
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Well, it is happening that she showed up without her rings? Okay,
right now? Now the rest of that is, wait what
it means? Is it right? Do they think that he's
getting a divorce or do they want him to begin
They just wanted something solicious to talk about the rumors
better than facts all the time. And if you're cheering
for someone you've never met or barely know to get
a divorce, it's only because you're a terrible human being.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
That's the true point. I really hope Donald Trump and
Malania get divorced. There there's no way she could love here.
Who could love that guy?
Speaker 2 (13:20):
You do you hope two people you've never met whose
lives don't affect yours at all get a divorce? You're
a horrible person. Congratulations.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Don't you think if she even thought about one time,
maybe I would get divorce him? Oh, anytime in the
last five or six years would have been a perfect
time to do it. Sure he wasn't president. Well that
and he's just pissing everybody off. Nobody likes him. I'm
not gonna like him either. It would have been a
perfect opportunity. But she seems to just be hanging out
right there.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Yeah, Malania doesn't seem to dislike Trump at all. They
seem to be happier than ever, the two of them.
So yeah, stop worrying about other people's personal wives in
a political figures A talk show hosts, whoever, maybe quite
worrying about.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Move on with your life, folks. That's that's a good plan.
I like that.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Are you guys ready for the severe thunderstorms that are
heading Houston's way? Already went through Dallas or maybe still
being affected in Dallas, But woke up this morning to
check the radar because I heard it was supposed to
get pretty rough down along the coast here, and it
wasn't here yet, but all the way from you know, Austin,
all the way up through Dallas and pretty much into
(14:29):
Arkansas and on, so I'm going to take a look
at there.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
So it's still moving this way, but it is not
just yet. In the meantime, if you like inclement weather,
look out. It's about to hit the public school system.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
In some countries, teachers abuse their students. In America, teachers
seduce their students. All right, boys and girls, it's time
once again for the National sect Head Report.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
John used to always ask, where were these teachers when
I was in school? They were around, John. Yeah, they
just didn't choose you, and we just didn't have TikTok
back then, so it's harder to catch them.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
A thirty year old former substitute.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
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They got stuff for you, your pet, You got stuff.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
He'll you sleep good if you haven't problems sleep in
it'll just whatever bothers you. I think they got you
covered all right. Today we take you to Dixon miss Missouri.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
We're going inside Dixon or is Dixon got never mind
a thirty year old before where they make the cider? Yeah,
I love that sider. It is delicious, Yeah, really good stuff.
A thirty year old former substitute teacher was sentenced to
ten years in prison last week after she was convicted
paying a middle school student or students for sex and
providing them with drugs and alcohol.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Not a good idea, Carrissa Jane Smith.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
WHOA, whoao slow your opinion today are not a good idea? Yeah,
I don't think you should give drugs and alcohol to
middle school.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Idea when you were in school though, putn't it? No,
we're against We're against this. As a radio show, everyone
collectively agrees, don't seduce middle school kids with drugs and alcohol.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Wait till high school. That's how it's done. Right. You
guys are going to get us in trouble.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Carrissa Jane Smith of Dixon, Missouri got arrested and charge
with nineteen felony accounts, including statutory rape and child sex trafficking.
She ultimately pleaded guilty to some lesser charges. According to authority, Smith,
who worked at multiple schools within the Dixon ri School
district would pay students one hundred dollars or more in
cash or through cash app in exchange for sex acts.
(16:55):
Smith is also alleged to have supplied students with alcohol
and drugs in exchange for the sex. The alleged abuse
was not limited to one on one encounters. In one instance,
students a student was allegedly recruited by a classmate who
asked if they wanted to do some work and make
some money for work, before taking them to Smith's residence,
where the abuse occurred while the friend waited outside. Court
(17:19):
documents detail other shocking claims, including one student who alleged
that Smith forced him to something within to do a thing.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
How do I explain this something earth?
Speaker 3 (17:33):
To go ahead and unload?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Yeah, that was an a in a very personal area. Anyway,
The victim expressed his distress, stating that was fed up.
I tend to agree with them, and Smith's alleged response
was to offer him more money.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Is that the teacher there? That's her? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:52):
The bangs are a sure tip off. That's she's crazy.
Here's what I don't get about that. Why would you
want to risk getting pregnant? I think that was what
she was aiming for.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Okay, but then you're pregnant with a twelve year old's
baby and you're a public school teacher.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
I think people are gonna know. See you keep trying
to assign some sort of a logical reasoning to people
who are crazy, and that's never gonna work out.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Authorities allowed you that. Smith went to great lengths to
cover up her actions, including by repeatedly warning victims not
to talk about their encounters or she would get into trouble.
When one of Smith's victims was said to have a
video in his possession of her performing generous things with
her mouth, Smith Smith smashed the student's phone to destroy
the recording.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
That's not how it works. I'm gonna break your phone
and then all of this will go away. It's in
the cloud.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Lady Smith is also alleged to have told her husband
that one of her victims was blackmailing her with a
video of them smoking marijuana, prompting the husband to threaten
the boy with a baseball bat. In another instance, Smith's
where did we go here? In another instance, Smith's victims
said to have a sorry, I just loot the article
just I know they'll do that.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
You're reading the article and they want to send you
somewhere else like click bait.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Smith's brother in law alleged to have caught her in
bed with an underage student after he had heard a
rumor about a video circulating.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
And that's something.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Hey, I came over here to talk to you about
this video, and weop guess it's true. Smith is alleged
to have abused miners in various locations, including her home.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Why do they say alleged she just got convicted' she did. Yeah,
convicted means no more alleged.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
According to the New York Post, she's been convicted. I
think the alleged could go away anyway. She would have
to do it while her husband was away at work,
but it sounds like he was in on it. Other
locations where the alleged abuse took place was in Smith's car,
as well as in more isolated places on the side
of the road or even on gravel roads, even gravel roads.
On September seventeenth, Smith pleaded guilty to lesser charges as
(19:47):
part of a plea agreement. Okay, maybe that's why they're saying. Alleged,
including two counts of sexual contact with a student in
one count of first degree in dangering the welfare of
a child.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Good lord, lady, what drives a person? Yes, ain't she
to be the self destructive? And too glad you got
a cop girlfriend, man, because that might be it might
be the woman for you right there.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Well, I feel like it's a good decision and fix her,
couldn't you what this teacher? Yeah, No, I'm a Look,
I'm a I'm taken. First of all, I'm right, of course,
obviously I want them, I said, too bad. I wanted
to work this time. You know about my past and everything.
And also I don't I don't agree with us. I'm
disturbed by these people.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Throw them away.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
And look, I want to eventually have a president like
Ron Paul libertarian, but you don't get to get there
before we have a Ron Paul president.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
We're gonna need a Pinochet president.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
We're gonna need a guy who shows up, picks up
all the drug dealers and criminals and child sex traffickers,
throws them out of a helicopter.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
I heard we have that now, mass deportations. I mean,
that's what I've told by the mainstream media.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
It's not like he filt up his cousin in the
garage that Thanksgiving when I was nineteen
Speaker 1 (20:52):
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