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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You tried hard. She tried and tried. She just couldn't
handle that rep scallion of a boy.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Mama tried so hard, and she was so disappointed when
her son grew up to be a morning radio talk
show host.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
What it is?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
That sad? What a disappointment.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I know I've had that long chat with Donna many times.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
What are you gonna do? Mom's excited for this weekend.
I'm sure I'm really looking forward to, mean to introducing
her to the new girlfriend. That's gonna be a lot
of Funess.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Are you flying out today with the fifty two thousand
other flights that are scheduled?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Now? We're leaving early early Thanksgiving morning? Oh good?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah, I like to fly on the holiday because put
nobody at the airport. Yea, everybody's supposed to be where
they're going balloon.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
And what do you care? You know? What are you
You're not gonna eat breakfast at Turkey dinner at five
in the morning.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
You know, the appropriate time for Thanksgiving dinner is two pm.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Why is that?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I don't know, but it's it's too early to have
a lunch because it's such a preparation, such an involved process.
Plus everybody's sitting around reacquainting themselves with family members they
haven't seen because they live afar, or ignoring family members
that they hate and don't want to talk politics with
or whatever. So there's that that gearing up time. But
(01:15):
if you wait too late, like at four or five,
then you can't go back for leftovers for dinner. Smart,
So you go at two for the lunch, and then
around you know six, you're hungry again, and there's all
that good leftover, and let's face it, the second time
it's better.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Than the first time. Probably true. Do you eat Hawaiian
rolls outside of the Thanksgiving holiday?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Not that offully?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Why is that? Why don't we do that?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
They really make really good sandwiches.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, take whatever you had their Thanksgiving dinner stuffing, whatever
it is, put it the turkey whatever, put it on
the Hawaiian roll. Smash that bad boy in your panini maker,
or throw it on the prime pan stuff it in
your panini maker. How about that? What does he? What
does he think? That means? Don't know anyway?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I know what you're trying to get away with in
your smut mouth, Billy d We're talking about those sandwiches
that are flat and they're they're like crispy around the
edges with the butter, And what do you think that
word means?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Panini? I'm not gonna talk about that kind of stuff.
Do you think we're saying something dirty?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Round you with your canards and your archipelos synthesizers and
all the rest of that stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
It's not necessary. Arpeggio, Billy Had, I'm gonna I'm gonna
make you watch that video again from Mogue.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Have you guys seen the video of a guy in Texas.
They're referring to this man as a genius. Now, he
is a he has a weed whacker, one of those
like and he is on a segue and he's riding
the segway while weed whacking, and they said, oh my god,
(02:54):
this guy's just genius. It does sound like a pretty
good idea. Now, you know, that's all we're ever gonna
want to do. If you're we'd whacking away or weed
eating or whatever it is you're doing to your weeds
and you're just on foot, well let's lame.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I felt like it was harder to whack it when
you're on foot, you know, right, Yeah, I like to
sit down when I'm doing it. Yeah, sports, how about that?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Yeah, sports, you part pride to you by well brought
to you by the Walter Johnson stope. We got merch
in that stove.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
You like that? Yeah, I love it. We got deals
going on to go to I love WJ dot com today.
Great fun gifts you wouldn't believe it. Literally thousands of
fun little items there that you could stock as stuffing
with the cool things you can give to people as
a Christmas gift, to New Year's gift, Thanksgiving gift, even
at Chanooka gift if you want.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah, that Chanka by the way, Smoky in the news again,
well not about Chanooka but something else. But that ain't sports.
There's a sports. Forty nine was last night. You know
that uh McCaffrey dude, that white running back for the
forty nine ers. You know, he used to play for
the Carolina Panthers, and they move moved him out, they
got rid of him, they traded him, and I guess
he wanted to let the Panthers know what he thought
of that, so he just run all over the ass
(04:08):
and the forty nine ers beat the Panthers on Monday
Night Football twenty to nine.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
And that's all she wrote, that's the situation.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Now we got some more NFL action coming up in
just a couple of days. As you know, it's about
time for that Thanksgiving stuff to hit the now. The
Kansadit Chiefs, who are struggling, they just cling into life,
head into Jerry World. They gonna take on the Cowboys
(04:37):
right around the time you finish up with that Thanksgiving dinner.
I guess about three point thirty.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
The Texans don't play until Sunday, and they got the.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Colts and that's the division. Oh I hate the Colts.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yeah, and the Saints and Sunday as well other games
on Thanksgiving, Packers and.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
The Lions and they gonna get together.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
That's an oh yeah. I go way back to try
and Noon Store. And then you're Cincinnati Bengals. You're still fan, right.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
I believe you're confusing the Bengals of the Bearcats.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
And I really only laughed on if you were a
Bearcat fan, you might be a fan of the pro
team as well.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I could see why you'd be confused. See back in
twenty nineteen, the Bearcats had a pretty good season, So
I like to pretend that I was a fan of them.
Even though I never really realized that team existed until
that year, and since then I haven't really thought about
him much except when we ironically talk about it.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
You're going to their store, they have merch. Have you
got any bear Cat shirts or hat?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Man?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I just I just think a Doad shirt or an
Alligator Alcatraze shirt or something from the is Love WJ
Star be a lot core. Well, the Bengals have Joe Burrow,
but he ain't been playing much with the injury at all,
so the eight.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Three and eight not.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
The Ravens have Lamar Jackson, but he got another I
got a new injury to his toe, so don't look
like he don't be playing much either. But that's Thursday
night while you probably sleeping it off.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Do you think this would have happened Joe Burrow if
he didn't bleach his tips a while back. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
I think that's when the whole thing started going south.
Only boy, I really feel that way too. It's like
Joe say that what going south?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I never it could never occurred to me that that
was like supposed to be some kind of dig on
the south.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
And then someone told us. They say, but I don't
listen to them.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
They said, that's an old expression that dates back to
when black people would accidentally walk south, and I thought,
it doesn't that doesn't sound right. It doesn't sound right
to me either. I always just assumed it meant like
on a graph, you don't want the numbers to go down,
you want them to go up. And then they said, no,
you're denigrating the Confederacy. That's right. It was like, I
really hadn't thought that deeply about it. But if that's
what it means, I believe you.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
As you know this weekend, it is always the weekend,
the end of the college football as we know it,
photo regular season, where rivalries all like to get together,
Aggie's and long Haunts. They're bringing that game back. That's
Friday night in Alston, Mississippi versus Mississippi State. Also Old
(06:59):
Friday and AM Georgia, Georgia Tech, LSU and Oklahoma has
become the rivalry now that's on Saturday. Vanderbilt, Tennessee, Missouri, Arkansas.
They all the rivalry kind of deals. And I'm not
sure why they used to do the Oregon and Oregon
State business what they called the Civil War even way
(07:22):
over there in the Northwest. Maybe that shouldn't be called
the Civil War. They called it that, and then they
already had that game. They moved it to, you know,
like middle of the season. So now it's Oregon versus Washington,
you know, the Battle of the States, if you will.
So that's how they gonna do you now, all right,
you guess you're Bearcats taking on TCU.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
By the way.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Oh yeah, I've been following the Bearcats because seven and
four TCU favored, but but not that much. Three three
and a half. That's all so, uh, I guess Saturday
afternoon about two thirty. I don't want to call Kenny
because he gonna be focused on the Bearcats. Yeah, that's
all right, No, that's all I can talk about. The
one game that always comes up last, and that's that's
(08:05):
the next week. You know, you got you got to
deal with the Army Navy, that situation that I do
love to watch.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
No matter what, because it's uh, because it's America first
kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
You know.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
That won't be till mid December. Army Navy. Uh so, yeah,
this is the thirteenth, that's a Saturday, and that's the
only team where the players can't do nil? Right? Oh really,
I don't know. I could be wrong. I don't think
like I don't think the players on Army Navy or
say it if you don't know, because i'd heard that
before and then everybody else song. You could be right,
(08:37):
you know it sounds like you could write a song
about that. Well, I'm pretty sure I'm right about that.
But when I said it, everyone looked at me and
like they didn't know that, And I think Joel sang it.
You may be right, you may be crazy. Who's that
old actress he used to go to Poundtown with? What
was her name? His ex wife?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
What?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Billy Joel? Yeah, Christy Brinkley. Oh yeah, yeah, that's great.
I may be wrong, but that's why I think. Yeah,
could she do nio? What's up with that? She started it? Brilliant,
beautiful woman. Okay. So, with all that being said, nc
DOUBLEA rescinds the rule allowing college athletes to bet on
pro sports. Whoopsie do. In a rare win for common sense,
(09:14):
the NCAABLEA is voted to overturn a rule that would
allow college athletes to bet on pro sports. The proposal
was set to take effect November first, but after an
FBI gambling probe netted nearly three dozen arrests, including current
and former NBA coaches and players, as well as college athletes.
The nc DOUBLEA said, maybe we shouldn't encourage college kids
to figure out how prop bets work right before they
(09:36):
go play their first season in the NBA. And do
you think that's going to stop them? I don't know.
I mean it stop a few of them. Probably remember
that professional athletes frequently get involved in drive by shootings
and slapping women on elevators and getting arrested for driving
two hundred miles per hour.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
In the meantime, I'm showing everybody here in the room
the video of the guy on the segway with the
weed whacker.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Pretty genius.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
It is pretty genius unless he trips and falls and
he eats concrete.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Kind of like jello shots. Doesn't that sort of seem
like something one of our listeners would have invented? Well,
we don't know that he's not. You know, now you're
in Texas, man, Let's do some Let's go to Applebee's
and get some jallow shots. I have never seen him
more perfect downstairs on a lady.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
It is so soft and supple, like the neck of
a Turkey.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Looks like Democrats are desperate for a win, and they
will do anything. As you've seen in the past, they
will do just about anything to win. Have you seen
the video saying that Trump has obviously had a stroke.
He can barely walk. In the video, he's walking along
a sidewalk with a little kid who's all dressed up
in a suit and carrying a football for some reason.
(10:45):
And Trump's walking alongside the kid. Now, the sidewalk obviously
goes downhill slightly and then has a little dip in it,
and then it rises up the other side. And Trump's like,
you know, eighty years old, and he as though he
was an eighty year old man walking down in a
decline and then up an incline. Interesting, and he was
waving at the wall and pointing at it and showing
(11:08):
the kid something. Oh well, clearly, uh, they would like
some just enough people to believe the video evidence that
means we got to get him out of there. Well,
clearly he's not in his right mind. His mental faculties
have been impaired. They didn't care about the last guy.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
No, they didn't care at all.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
This is the kind of thing they want to use
to get him out of The Democrats are so desperate
they brought Carville back out again. I noticed that snake,
you know, little snakehead, and oh yeah, he's he's come
up with some new strategies for the Democrats. He's got
just all kinds of great plans.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Billy had you just reminded me of something I wanted
to show you.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
And you were right, by the way, Kenny, you were
right when you predicted that the far left zealots, the
Mondami crowd, they're mad at him now because he took
photos of Trump, because he got along he was respectful
to the leader in chief for the commander in chief.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Do you guys see what's on the screen here? This
is a photo I took while I was hanging out
at Cork Wine and Martini Bar and Metaie on doing
a two doing two comedy shows Saturday night with Jesse Payton.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
A magazine called bar Guide. It's a bar guide called
where Yet and the magazines where Yeat? And it's their
bar guide. Yeah, and on the cover.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Of it is the raging Cajun James Carvill holding a cocktail. Now,
who better to help you find all the places to
get drunk. Oh yeah, the then aging Democrat James Carvell,
who among us knows where all the good cheap booze
is better than a twentieth century Democrat whose party has
been taken over by communists. This is actually brilliant. Ye.
(12:48):
When I saw this, I almost fell over. I was like,
there couldn't be a There couldn't be a better ambassador.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
To the bar scene of New Orleans than James Carvell.
Nobody knows where all the good bourbon is better than
this guy. He's probably got to get lit on a
daily basis just to forget all the stuff his party's
been doing.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
I think you're right. Hey, back to Donald Trump for
a minute. I know the economy is not awesome right now.
I'm as upset about it as anybody. But he is
doing one very cool thing to make America great again.
And I don't think the last president would have been
bold enough to do it or conscious enough.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Bro, I can't even believe it's a real thing. President
Trump right now is lobbying Paramount not for bring more
workers to America or anything like that. No, he's trying
to get them to make a fourth Rush Hour movie
right now.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
A fourth what rushout? You know, Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan.
You never touch a black males radio. Yeah, never touch
touch a black males radio. Never touch a black man's radio.
Who knew that this would be part of making America
great again? Donald Trump is reportedly pressing the Ellisons to
make a new Rush Hour film. I'm not gonna play
or anything. I'm just observing that it's not a twist
that I saw coming. Trump's buddy, Larry Ellison owns Paramount.
(14:06):
I don't know why he's friends with that guy, because
Paramount makes a lot of anti Donald Trump. Mount Paramount, Yeah, Mount, Yes,
that's CBS and not Mont Paramount, Paramount Mount. It's it's
a completely different word. You know, you can mount something.
Does anyone else think he's being more gay than usual? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I think you just you made him mad, so he's
kissing you off now.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Anyway, the Donald and Ellison have been in discussion of
what exhibits America greatness better than Jackie Chan and Chris
Tucker and I am here for this. I know you
want this bad. I have never seen a bad Rush
Hour movie, and I've seen all of them. I don't know, guys,
it sounds like there's three already. Sounds like the stars
might be a lining.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Mm oh, may have missed the three and or possibly
two and three Billiod. I'm sorry, I don't know you've
never seen all three Rush Hour movies. I don't think
I have Billiod just playing your whole Thanksgiving weekend for you.
Can we just end the show now and let's go
right to your house and let's just fight.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
You got them on the on VHS? Or what do
you got them on a DVD? I don't know what
either what either of those things aren't talkin some got
a foreign language night, Billy Ed, I don't know what
you're trying to say right now with all this IRA SMS.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Stuff, Let's get out of here and go watch a show.
Stop teasing me with a good time, you know, Dan,
you know damn well. I want to go watch Rush
Hour in my pj's right now. If you'd all just
get the hell out of here. I got important things
to chair with the audience, and you're just getting in
the way. Really, be honest with you. Besides, I wonder
about Jackie Chan's health. Why at seventy now there have
(15:39):
been multiple rumors of his death now I don't know
if if it's because he looks sickly and he's unhealthy,
or if it's just because somebody, you know, just wants
to write him off. Maybe maybe somebody's mad at him
and they keep putting these death hoaxes up on the internet.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
I don't know about that. I do know that Rush
Hour is one of the only movies where there's two
different kinds of outtakes and they're both equally as. There's
the outtakes where Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan are improvising
comedy lines and some of them are a little too
spicy for the movie. Those outtakes are great. And then
there's the stunt outtakes where you see all the different
bloopers and stuff, Jackie Chan trying to do these.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
He does his own stunts, you know, you know. But
but Chris Hooker does his own stunts too. He makes
his eyes get real big like that. That's him. That's
not somebody pretending that that ain't easy. How come when
I of that, you said it was racist?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Because it's racist? Man, when Jackie Chan tries it, is
it racist? Look at him here? He is juggling a
gun and he throws the gun between a steering wheel
and then he drops the steering wheel, but he catches
it with his foot. Man only Jackie Chan dude, And
you know he's from Hong Kong. And they have the
best dumplings. You know that place where Steve goes to
get dumplings.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Yeah, it's not there anymore. Oh, I know, h Ginger
and Fork is one of the best ever? Is it
because I have soup dumplings? I mean oh, I had
soup dumplings in New York and San Francisco, Chinatown both
and Ginger and Fork here and on until recently my
friend Mary and her husband ran the place.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
It was the best. Every time I meet a Chinese person,
I tell them about that restaurant. Does that make me racist? No?
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Oh cool, not unless you know they're they're not Taiwan,
are they They're real Chinese?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Oh god no, no.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
You know, when they come from an island in China,
you got to check and see if it's Hong Kong
or Taiwan. You don't want to piss off she Yeah,
the guy that runs China, because he's already telling Trump
and anybody else that'll listen. Uh, they gotta get they
gotta have Taiwan or they're just not moving forward with
this whole agreement. Yeah, who is It's it's uncomfortable. Who
is the progressor that apologized to China again?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Yeah? Yeah, you know, I've noticed all of my friends
at down Syndrome love John Cena and they love boobs
really yeah, I wonder if they feel any differently about
him since he's apologized to China.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
You know, but John Cena has some pretty good stuff.
I mean, there's there's at least some be cups on
that man.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Do you think he has to wear a bra sometimes
if he runs?
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Okay, everyone, it's two thirty time for dinner because I'm
Thanksgiving too.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Thirty is dinner time for some reason. Walton and Johnson
Radio Network
You tried hard. She tried and tried. She just couldn't
handle that rep scallion of a boy.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Mama tried so hard, and she was so disappointed when
her son grew up to be a morning radio talk
show host.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
What it is?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
That sad? What a disappointment.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I know I've had that long chat with Donna many times.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
What are you gonna do? Mom's excited for this weekend.
I'm sure I'm really looking forward to, mean to introducing
her to the new girlfriend. That's gonna be a lot
of Funess.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Are you flying out today with the fifty two thousand
other flights that are scheduled?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Now? We're leaving early early Thanksgiving morning? Oh good?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah, I like to fly on the holiday because put
nobody at the airport. Yea, everybody's supposed to be where
they're going balloon.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
And what do you care? You know? What are you
You're not gonna eat breakfast at Turkey dinner at five
in the morning.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
You know, the appropriate time for Thanksgiving dinner is two pm.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Why is that?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I don't know, but it's it's too early to have
a lunch because it's such a preparation, such an involved process.
Plus everybody's sitting around reacquainting themselves with family members they
haven't seen because they live afar, or ignoring family members
that they hate and don't want to talk politics with
or whatever. So there's that that gearing up time. But
(01:15):
if you wait too late, like at four or five,
then you can't go back for leftovers for dinner. Smart,
So you go at two for the lunch, and then
around you know six, you're hungry again, and there's all
that good leftover, and let's face it, the second time
it's better.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Than the first time. Probably true. Do you eat Hawaiian
rolls outside of the Thanksgiving holiday?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Not that offully?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Why is that? Why don't we do that?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
They really make really good sandwiches.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, take whatever you had their Thanksgiving dinner stuffing, whatever
it is, put it the turkey whatever, put it on
the Hawaiian roll. Smash that bad boy in your panini maker,
or throw it on the prime pan stuff it in
your panini maker. How about that? What does he? What
does he think? That means? Don't know anyway?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I know what you're trying to get away with in
your smut mouth, Billy d We're talking about those sandwiches
that are flat and they're they're like crispy around the
edges with the butter, And what do you think that
word means?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Panini? I'm not gonna talk about that kind of stuff.
Do you think we're saying something dirty?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Round you with your canards and your archipelos synthesizers and
all the rest of that stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
It's not necessary. Arpeggio, Billy Had, I'm gonna I'm gonna
make you watch that video again from Mogue.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Have you guys seen the video of a guy in Texas.
They're referring to this man as a genius. Now, he
is a he has a weed whacker, one of those
like and he is on a segue and he's riding
the segway while weed whacking, and they said, oh my god,
(02:54):
this guy's just genius. It does sound like a pretty
good idea. Now, you know, that's all we're ever gonna
want to do. If you're we'd whacking away or weed
eating or whatever it is you're doing to your weeds
and you're just on foot, well let's lame.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I felt like it was harder to whack it when
you're on foot, you know, right, Yeah, I like to
sit down when I'm doing it. Yeah, sports, how about that?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Yeah, sports, you part pride to you by well brought
to you by the Walter Johnson stope. We got merch
in that stove.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
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Great fun gifts you wouldn't believe it. Literally thousands of
fun little items there that you could stock as stuffing
with the cool things you can give to people as
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at Chanooka gift if you want.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah, that Chanka by the way, Smoky in the news again,
well not about Chanooka but something else. But that ain't sports.
There's a sports. Forty nine was last night. You know
that uh McCaffrey dude, that white running back for the
forty nine ers. You know, he used to play for
the Carolina Panthers, and they move moved him out, they
got rid of him, they traded him, and I guess
he wanted to let the Panthers know what he thought
of that, so he just run all over the ass
(04:08):
and the forty nine ers beat the Panthers on Monday
Night Football twenty to nine.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
And that's all she wrote, that's the situation.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Now we got some more NFL action coming up in
just a couple of days. As you know, it's about
time for that Thanksgiving stuff to hit the now. The
Kansadit Chiefs, who are struggling, they just cling into life,
head into Jerry World. They gonna take on the Cowboys
(04:37):
right around the time you finish up with that Thanksgiving dinner.
I guess about three point thirty.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
The Texans don't play until Sunday, and they got the.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Colts and that's the division. Oh I hate the Colts.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yeah, and the Saints and Sunday as well other games
on Thanksgiving, Packers and.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
The Lions and they gonna get together.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
That's an oh yeah. I go way back to try
and Noon Store. And then you're Cincinnati Bengals. You're still fan, right.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
I believe you're confusing the Bengals of the Bearcats.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
And I really only laughed on if you were a
Bearcat fan, you might be a fan of the pro
team as well.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I could see why you'd be confused. See back in
twenty nineteen, the Bearcats had a pretty good season, So
I like to pretend that I was a fan of them.
Even though I never really realized that team existed until
that year, and since then I haven't really thought about
him much except when we ironically talk about it.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
You're going to their store, they have merch. Have you
got any bear Cat shirts or hat?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Man?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I just I just think a Doad shirt or an
Alligator Alcatraze shirt or something from the is Love WJ
Star be a lot core. Well, the Bengals have Joe Burrow,
but he ain't been playing much with the injury at all,
so the eight.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Three and eight not.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
The Ravens have Lamar Jackson, but he got another I
got a new injury to his toe, so don't look
like he don't be playing much either. But that's Thursday
night while you probably sleeping it off.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Do you think this would have happened Joe Burrow if
he didn't bleach his tips a while back. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
I think that's when the whole thing started going south.
Only boy, I really feel that way too. It's like
Joe say that what going south?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I never it could never occurred to me that that
was like supposed to be some kind of dig on
the south.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
And then someone told us. They say, but I don't
listen to them.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
They said, that's an old expression that dates back to
when black people would accidentally walk south, and I thought,
it doesn't that doesn't sound right. It doesn't sound right
to me either. I always just assumed it meant like
on a graph, you don't want the numbers to go down,
you want them to go up. And then they said, no,
you're denigrating the Confederacy. That's right. It was like, I
really hadn't thought that deeply about it. But if that's
what it means, I believe you.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
As you know this weekend, it is always the weekend,
the end of the college football as we know it,
photo regular season, where rivalries all like to get together,
Aggie's and long Haunts. They're bringing that game back. That's
Friday night in Alston, Mississippi versus Mississippi State. Also Old
(06:59):
Friday and AM Georgia, Georgia Tech, LSU and Oklahoma has
become the rivalry now that's on Saturday. Vanderbilt, Tennessee, Missouri, Arkansas.
They all the rivalry kind of deals. And I'm not
sure why they used to do the Oregon and Oregon
State business what they called the Civil War even way
(07:22):
over there in the Northwest. Maybe that shouldn't be called
the Civil War. They called it that, and then they
already had that game. They moved it to, you know,
like middle of the season. So now it's Oregon versus Washington,
you know, the Battle of the States, if you will.
So that's how they gonna do you now, all right,
you guess you're Bearcats taking on TCU.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
By the way.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Oh yeah, I've been following the Bearcats because seven and
four TCU favored, but but not that much. Three three
and a half. That's all so, uh, I guess Saturday
afternoon about two thirty. I don't want to call Kenny
because he gonna be focused on the Bearcats. Yeah, that's
all right, No, that's all I can talk about. The
one game that always comes up last, and that's that's
(08:05):
the next week. You know, you got you got to
deal with the Army Navy, that situation that I do
love to watch.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
No matter what, because it's uh, because it's America first
kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
You know.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
That won't be till mid December. Army Navy. Uh so, yeah,
this is the thirteenth, that's a Saturday, and that's the
only team where the players can't do nil? Right? Oh really,
I don't know. I could be wrong. I don't think
like I don't think the players on Army Navy or
say it if you don't know, because i'd heard that
before and then everybody else song. You could be right,
(08:37):
you know it sounds like you could write a song
about that. Well, I'm pretty sure I'm right about that.
But when I said it, everyone looked at me and
like they didn't know that, And I think Joel sang it.
You may be right, you may be crazy. Who's that
old actress he used to go to Poundtown with? What
was her name? His ex wife?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
What?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Billy Joel? Yeah, Christy Brinkley. Oh yeah, yeah, that's great.
I may be wrong, but that's why I think. Yeah,
could she do nio? What's up with that? She started it? Brilliant,
beautiful woman. Okay. So, with all that being said, nc
DOUBLEA rescinds the rule allowing college athletes to bet on
pro sports. Whoopsie do. In a rare win for common sense,
(09:14):
the NCAABLEA is voted to overturn a rule that would
allow college athletes to bet on pro sports. The proposal
was set to take effect November first, but after an
FBI gambling probe netted nearly three dozen arrests, including current
and former NBA coaches and players, as well as college athletes.
The nc DOUBLEA said, maybe we shouldn't encourage college kids
to figure out how prop bets work right before they
(09:36):
go play their first season in the NBA. And do
you think that's going to stop them? I don't know.
I mean it stop a few of them. Probably remember
that professional athletes frequently get involved in drive by shootings
and slapping women on elevators and getting arrested for driving
two hundred miles per hour.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
In the meantime, I'm showing everybody here in the room
the video of the guy on the segway with the
weed whacker.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Pretty genius.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
It is pretty genius unless he trips and falls and
he eats concrete.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Kind of like jello shots. Doesn't that sort of seem
like something one of our listeners would have invented? Well,
we don't know that he's not. You know, now you're
in Texas, man, Let's do some Let's go to Applebee's
and get some jallow shots. I have never seen him
more perfect downstairs on a lady.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
It is so soft and supple, like the neck of
a Turkey.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Looks like Democrats are desperate for a win, and they
will do anything. As you've seen in the past, they
will do just about anything to win. Have you seen
the video saying that Trump has obviously had a stroke.
He can barely walk. In the video, he's walking along
a sidewalk with a little kid who's all dressed up
in a suit and carrying a football for some reason.
(10:45):
And Trump's walking alongside the kid. Now, the sidewalk obviously
goes downhill slightly and then has a little dip in it,
and then it rises up the other side. And Trump's like,
you know, eighty years old, and he as though he
was an eighty year old man walking down in a
decline and then up an incline. Interesting, and he was
waving at the wall and pointing at it and showing
(11:08):
the kid something. Oh well, clearly, uh, they would like
some just enough people to believe the video evidence that
means we got to get him out of there. Well,
clearly he's not in his right mind. His mental faculties
have been impaired. They didn't care about the last guy.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
No, they didn't care at all.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
This is the kind of thing they want to use
to get him out of The Democrats are so desperate
they brought Carville back out again. I noticed that snake,
you know, little snakehead, and oh yeah, he's he's come
up with some new strategies for the Democrats. He's got
just all kinds of great plans.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Billy had you just reminded me of something I wanted
to show you.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
And you were right, by the way, Kenny, you were
right when you predicted that the far left zealots, the
Mondami crowd, they're mad at him now because he took
photos of Trump, because he got along he was respectful
to the leader in chief for the commander in chief.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Do you guys see what's on the screen here? This
is a photo I took while I was hanging out
at Cork Wine and Martini Bar and Metaie on doing
a two doing two comedy shows Saturday night with Jesse Payton.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
A magazine called bar Guide. It's a bar guide called
where Yet and the magazines where Yeat? And it's their
bar guide. Yeah, and on the cover.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Of it is the raging Cajun James Carvill holding a cocktail. Now,
who better to help you find all the places to
get drunk. Oh yeah, the then aging Democrat James Carvell,
who among us knows where all the good cheap booze
is better than a twentieth century Democrat whose party has
been taken over by communists. This is actually brilliant. Ye.
(12:48):
When I saw this, I almost fell over. I was like,
there couldn't be a There couldn't be a better ambassador.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
To the bar scene of New Orleans than James Carvell.
Nobody knows where all the good bourbon is better than
this guy. He's probably got to get lit on a
daily basis just to forget all the stuff his party's
been doing.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
I think you're right. Hey, back to Donald Trump for
a minute. I know the economy is not awesome right now.
I'm as upset about it as anybody. But he is
doing one very cool thing to make America great again.
And I don't think the last president would have been
bold enough to do it or conscious enough.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Bro, I can't even believe it's a real thing. President
Trump right now is lobbying Paramount not for bring more
workers to America or anything like that. No, he's trying
to get them to make a fourth Rush Hour movie
right now.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
A fourth what rushout? You know, Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan.
You never touch a black males radio. Yeah, never touch
touch a black males radio. Never touch a black man's radio.
Who knew that this would be part of making America
great again? Donald Trump is reportedly pressing the Ellisons to
make a new Rush Hour film. I'm not gonna play
or anything. I'm just observing that it's not a twist
that I saw coming. Trump's buddy, Larry Ellison owns Paramount.
(14:06):
I don't know why he's friends with that guy, because
Paramount makes a lot of anti Donald Trump. Mount Paramount, Yeah, Mount, Yes,
that's CBS and not Mont Paramount, Paramount Mount. It's it's
a completely different word. You know, you can mount something.
Does anyone else think he's being more gay than usual? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I think you just you made him mad, so he's
kissing you off now.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Anyway, the Donald and Ellison have been in discussion of
what exhibits America greatness better than Jackie Chan and Chris
Tucker and I am here for this. I know you
want this bad. I have never seen a bad Rush
Hour movie, and I've seen all of them. I don't know, guys,
it sounds like there's three already. Sounds like the stars
might be a lining.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Mm oh, may have missed the three and or possibly
two and three Billiod. I'm sorry, I don't know you've
never seen all three Rush Hour movies. I don't think
I have Billiod just playing your whole Thanksgiving weekend for you.
Can we just end the show now and let's go
right to your house and let's just fight.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
You got them on the on VHS? Or what do
you got them on a DVD? I don't know what
either what either of those things aren't talkin some got
a foreign language night, Billy Ed, I don't know what
you're trying to say right now with all this IRA SMS.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Stuff, Let's get out of here and go watch a show.
Stop teasing me with a good time, you know, Dan,
you know damn well. I want to go watch Rush
Hour in my pj's right now. If you'd all just
get the hell out of here. I got important things
to chair with the audience, and you're just getting in
the way. Really, be honest with you. Besides, I wonder
about Jackie Chan's health. Why at seventy now there have
(15:39):
been multiple rumors of his death now I don't know
if if it's because he looks sickly and he's unhealthy,
or if it's just because somebody, you know, just wants
to write him off. Maybe maybe somebody's mad at him
and they keep putting these death hoaxes up on the internet.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
I don't know about that. I do know that Rush
Hour is one of the only movies where there's two
different kinds of outtakes and they're both equally as. There's
the outtakes where Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan are improvising
comedy lines and some of them are a little too
spicy for the movie. Those outtakes are great. And then
there's the stunt outtakes where you see all the different
bloopers and stuff, Jackie Chan trying to do these.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
He does his own stunts, you know, you know. But
but Chris Hooker does his own stunts too. He makes
his eyes get real big like that. That's him. That's
not somebody pretending that that ain't easy. How come when
I of that, you said it was racist?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Because it's racist? Man, when Jackie Chan tries it, is
it racist? Look at him here? He is juggling a
gun and he throws the gun between a steering wheel
and then he drops the steering wheel, but he catches
it with his foot. Man only Jackie Chan dude, And
you know he's from Hong Kong. And they have the
best dumplings. You know that place where Steve goes to
get dumplings.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Yeah, it's not there anymore. Oh, I know, h Ginger
and Fork is one of the best ever? Is it
because I have soup dumplings? I mean oh, I had
soup dumplings in New York and San Francisco, Chinatown both
and Ginger and Fork here and on until recently my
friend Mary and her husband ran the place.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
It was the best. Every time I meet a Chinese person,
I tell them about that restaurant. Does that make me racist? No?
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Oh cool, not unless you know they're they're not Taiwan,
are they They're real Chinese?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Oh god no, no.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
You know, when they come from an island in China,
you got to check and see if it's Hong Kong
or Taiwan. You don't want to piss off she Yeah,
the guy that runs China, because he's already telling Trump
and anybody else that'll listen. Uh, they gotta get they
gotta have Taiwan or they're just not moving forward with
this whole agreement. Yeah, who is It's it's uncomfortable. Who
is the progressor that apologized to China again?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Yeah? Yeah, you know, I've noticed all of my friends
at down Syndrome love John Cena and they love boobs
really yeah, I wonder if they feel any differently about
him since he's apologized to China.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
You know, but John Cena has some pretty good stuff.
I mean, there's there's at least some be cups on
that man.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Do you think he has to wear a bra sometimes
if he runs?
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Okay, everyone, it's two thirty time for dinner because I'm
Thanksgiving too.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Thirty is dinner time for some reason. Walton and Johnson
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