Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Will need to put a call out all you Satan
worshipers together around.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Your favorite show is on the radio. Yay for the record.
I'm against Satan for sure. I'm not into Oh, so
you hate America? Is that what your story is?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Kenny?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I'm not really sure. Oh, I do know what you're
talking to.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
You love America, you must be a Satan worshiper. You
worshiped the devil representative Hank Johnson. And with a name
like that, when you know the guy's got to be
onto something. He knows this stuff.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Why you like the name Hank or you like the
name Johnson?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Well, they're both nice. They're really both pretty good names
as far as I can tell. Okay, this guy says,
I don't know who this clown is. America. You know
who he is, the great Satan. Now, this guy, who
I guess is from here, lived here all his life,
and who pays the who signs the the paycheck for
(00:55):
a Democrat representative? Is it America? It's America? Yeah, America.
And he wants to let you know that he thinks
this is just the great Satan of a nation. And
if you love America, you must be a devil. Worshiper.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
To those of you that confused about who Hank Johnson is,
may I refresh everyone's memory because we've talked about him
on the show before. Henry Calvin Johnson Junior aka Hank Johnson.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Amelia.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
He is the representative of Georgia's fourth Congressional district. He's
been around for a while. He's been around since two
thousand and seven. He is seventy one years young, educated
at their Good Marshall School of Law. He is, as
a matter of fact, the guy who famously said this
about the island of gwal.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, my fear is that the whole island.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Will become so overly populated that it will tip over and.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Capsize any minute.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
We don't anticipate that.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
It's not careful they are, because he's an elected for
We don't think that's likely to happen, Sir, your holiness there.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Now, this is really funny for a lot of reasons.
First of all, the population of Guam pretty much just
kept declining from like what is it two thousand and
seven all the way to twenty twenty one.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
It went downtown.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Not only was there not an overpopulation problem on the
island of Guam, which, as you know, is in American territory.
People were leaving the island and not coming back.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Well, they're probably fraid it was about tip over. It
wasn't They heard his news. Now he's so much concerned
about the number of people that lived there. He's concerned
about their placement within the island itself. Do we have
a location of the majority of the people. Are they
all on like a big city instead of the country.
Are they all in one area on one end of
(02:48):
the island like a seesaw in a park. You know,
you want the people to spread out along it evenly
or it will tip.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Okay, just the tip. The tip.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
The island of Guam, for the record, is about two
hundred and ten square miles. The highest elevation thirteen hundred
feet above sea level. The population there about one hundred
and sixty thousand people, and it's been dropping.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
It's not going up. With all that being said.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Where they at, the one hundred and sixty people, where
they at.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Like just spread out over the island. It's not really
like they're all in one day.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
So he was concerned that they might all move to
one end to all the others you've ever been on
a boat with too many people. Yeah, yeah, and you
want to get them spread out like one side of
the boat. If everybody on a cruise ship, you know,
one of the big cruise ships where people's always getting
messed to, if they all ran to the same side
of the boat at the same time, I think they
just tarked it over.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Well, here's the thing about that. We looked into it
and no island has ever capsized.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
That's because it's an island. It can't count.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
It's not floating in the ocean. It is attached to
the earth. You ever see what's beneath Hawaii the earth,
it's land all the way down to the bottom of
the ocean.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
That's part of what's so interesting about the North and
South Pole. The South Pole is land, the North Pole
is not. But we'll get to that later. Did you
know that we got this SoundBite to get to Oh,
is it about Hawaii? No, it's about Democratic lawmaker Georgia
lawmaker Hank Johnson parroting Arab talking points, saying America is
the great Satan.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
We we are the world's number one bully and we're
using our immense, unrifled power to rule over those who
have less power, and we're doing it with impunity. And
this sends a shocking message to the world that America
(04:46):
is indeed, uh the what did what did they used
to call it the great hand of Satan.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Or something like that.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Oh that's bad.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
I mean, America under the Trump regime is demonstrating that
that moniker was was entirely accurate.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
The America is a great Satan, says this guy. Now,
I can't help but know, see when Trump is president,
he's from America. Oh yeah, And isn't he a politician
in America?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
He's been one of the people.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
That I asked who pays him, who his salary would be? Like,
we sat here and just told you this company we
work for here at the radio stationed, well, there is
the most evil thing on the planet. That's just the
most awful people ever. But you know they're still keep
paying us, right.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
And diving a little deeper into that if he's a
politician in America, in America is evil and he's one
of the people that runs America.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
That money he's taking that devil money, isn't he sure?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
And also didn't America make him rich and powerful and famous?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I mean that I think you missed what he's not.
He's the only one who is not a devil worshiper.
But and it only counts when Trump is president. So
for most of his seventy years, plug he's been fine.
It's just this last year so that he is attached
to devil worshipers.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
You know. On the plus side, him saying something really
stupid did give us this opportunity to play some fun,
scary Halloween.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Music, you know, oo spooky spooky sounds.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I still like his other sound bite better. I think
that we werery about the Guam tipping over is still
his best work so far.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Look, I for one, don't want Kwam to tip over.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Don't worry. You know, as long as he's still living.
I suspect he'll say something even stupider real soon.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Oh yeah, I don't get the impression he's going anywhere.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Stick around, we'll see what it is.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Sometimes we just got to go back and cherry pick
great hilarious sound bites from black Southern Democrats. And there's
so many good ones that JAS do. Now you remember
this one, Congressman Alvin Holmes, y'all remember this. They were trains.
They wanted to out I think This was in Alabama.
They wanted to outlaw micro breweries craft breweries.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Oh yeah, mister Holmes with Montgomery. What's wrong with the
deer we got? I mean, the deal we got drank pretty.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Good, don't it.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
I ain't never heard nobody complain about the deer we have.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
It drank pretty good.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
But wise I was named some of the other billwise
Mill It drank pretty good, don't it?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Mister Jack who asked you to sponsor this deal?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
The Free the Hawks foundationoundations?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
That these are young people from from I will use
the term from maybe from Germany, that came in from
from Germany.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
I will use the term from Germany?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Or what else?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Would are they from Germany?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I don't want to detegrate them. I would call them
Nazis instead. I'll just say they're from Germany.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
That's enough. Yeah, you can take it. You can walk
it up to the Nazi from there. Right. And then
there was this I've been witch hunts since day one.
I've been fighting acquisition after acquisition.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
So did I divide the city?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Yo?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
The city was divided before I even stepped for.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
That was the former mayor of Port Allen. That's a
fun one.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Too, and well, when you ask questions like, well, what
did Jasmine Crockett say? Now, there's always an answer to that.
Now she says that any of you Hispanics out there
that voted for Trump, because somebody did point out to her,
you know that Trump Hispanic men voted more for Trump
this last go around, they voted for Democrats. And she says, well,
(08:27):
Hispanics voting for you Trump, that's basically like the slave
mentality that they're stuck in. That's their slave mentime, even
though they weren't the slaves. You know, she don't want
to give credit to them for you know, being a slave.
That the black people get all that, but it's the
way of thinking that She just don't care for you. Hispanics.
(08:48):
Better start acting, writer, Jasmine Crockett.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
She might not like you.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Okay, Well, I was looking at voter demographics yesterday in
the state of Texas.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Who was too weird?
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Who votes in Democrat primary?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I was trying to make a prediction here on who's
going to win this race, James t Allerico or Jasmine Crockett.
And a lot of my friends, even some friends I
have on the left, think it's going to be James
t Allerico.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
I'm not buying it.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
The question wasn't whether or not Hispanics or blacks who
they'd vote for. We know blacks will vote for Jasmine Crockett,
they will. We know Hispanics will probably vote for James Allerico.
We don't know, but we you know, vowel at the
end of his name sounds like they would. But who
will the white people vote for? White people They're always
a problem, aren't they. My friends, some of my friends
that write at the Chronicle, and you know, some friends
(09:33):
I have, and the you know, working liberal and conservative media.
We're trying to explain to me the white ladies are
going to vote for the Hispanic guy because he's soft
spoken and polite, and I just don't buy that. I
think their white guilt makes them vote for Jasmine Crockett. Yeah,
a lot of that will happen. Also, a majority of
the time, people tend to just vote for the name
they know. The most average people that vote in primaries,
(09:54):
who don't keep up with all the little nitty gritty
of what's going on in day to day politics, they
vote for the name they know. Chip Roy is winning
the attorney general race right now in the primary Republican
primary in the state of Texas. He has been a
critic of Trump, he has been anti MAGA. He called
MAGA supporters mf rs. But he's way in the lead
right now cause he's the only guy that's been in
(10:15):
the national news a lot over the last few years.
The other three candidates you would only know if you
kept up with local politics, and we don't, no no anyway.
So my prediction is Jasmine Crockett will be the candidate.
She is a gift that keeps on giving. She will
provide us with funny sound bites, and then when she's
all done, she'll go work at the view.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah, because she'll also provide us with a big win.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Yeah, give the world a black Santa clause.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Let the people have an African American come down the
chimney bearing joy and goodwill. Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
If you ask AI what Hank Johnson is famous for,
one of the questions. One of the answers to the
question is that he is a lawmaker who doesn't understand
how islands work.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
That would be very true. AI's smart, ain't they.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
It's pretty funny. What were you giggling about?
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
We got emails. They're also sometimes god like when our
listeners can't tell for sure if we're kidding or not.
Sometimes I can't tell if the emailers are kidding or not.
But here's Patrick's idea. Patrick says, you know, since we
got this problem with that seasonal tree thing, I'm sorry,
what seasonal trees?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Oh, that's right, okay, right, they don't want to call
them a Christmas tree in liberals enclaves like Portland.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
So since Jesus is the reason for the season, and
the cross is the most important symbol of Jesus, then
why don't we just decorate crosses instead of Christmas trees
From now on. We can use candles instead of electric lights,
and people can put Christmas trees up in their houses
or or you know, you could even put a cross
(11:49):
out in the yard and light it up and decorate it.
That that sounds more like Christmas to him, huh, he said.
He ran it past his wife and she thought it
might be a bad look to have a flat cross
in the front yard. But you know, women are funny
about that sort of thing. Sure, yeah, yeah, I don't
think it'd be a problem of it all. Pat, Well,
you and and the missus h go ahead and light
(12:11):
you light your cross up in your own front yard,
all right. Now, what you don't want to do is
go decorate somebody else's yard with your Christmas cross.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
It's an interesting idea, the thought. I would think probably
burning across is not the best idea, but.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Even having it inside the house might be a bad
idea to light that.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Up, you know, yeah, I mean it's like trying to
deep fry a turkey on Thanksgiving in your the middle
of your kitchen. This just seems like it could probably
break something.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
They'll do that. I mean, the deep fried turkey thing
goes back what twenty five years or more, but every
year there's still some mediot somewhere who not only didn't
measure and put the right amount of oil in the
pan and the pot in the boiler. Guess you got
to figure out how much you know, the displacement the
(12:58):
turkey is going to create eight so that the oil
doesn't come rushing up out of the top. Plus you
know the other mistake they make They put it in
slow or something frozen. Oh you gotta thaw, you bird.
You don't want to stick a frozen butterball into molten
Grease Mattha simartest idea, No, because that's going backfire on you.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Literally, all right, kids, you know what time it is?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
What time is it?
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Apocalypse?
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Lee?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
At the end of the Worldies are prophecies from the
end of time.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Yes, it's another prediction from revelations. So abandon all hope
and YadA, YadA, YadA, And it's brought to you by
the Silver Slipper Casino. I got to tell you, if
the end of the world was really coming, and I
don't know what day they're predicted now, but if you
knew it was coming, Silver Slipper might be a great
place to spend those last few moments you got Whenever
I'm in South Mississippi, that's like my home away from home.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
I love hanging out. That's Silver Slipper Casino.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Fantastic food, a lot of fun, gaming, entertainment, delicious adult beverages.
Always a good choice, the Silver Slipper Casino and beautiful
Bass Saint Lewis all right, question for you boys for
the Peanut gallery here, what do you get when you
combine vegans and communists and mad scientists?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Good lord, that's a big old ball of miss ain't it.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Well?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
The answer is change the world.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Chinese scientists are genetically modifying a fungus commonly used in
the production of meat substitutes, to make it an even
more environmentally friendly source of protein than chicken.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
And they're faults you've ever asked for, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
And let me put it up on the screen here
so she could kind of see what we're looking at here.
People in China are now eating a fungus and to
replace chicken. They're calling it a meat substitute. The research
team used CRISPR based gene editing to modify Fusarium vanatum,
improving its production efficiency and reducing its environmental impact without
(14:59):
any reducing foreign DNA.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
They claim.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Now, I don't know what any of that means, but
it does sound gross, even kind of looks gross.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
N't a truffle a fungus? That's not what we're taught
eat mushrooms all the time. Then they're delicious. Wait, you
get the right ones. Okay, but that's not the same
kind of thing. Was that made in a lab by
a bunch of communists and a mad scientist. Yeah, you
can grow mushrooms in an underground seller if you want to.
You can grow them pretty much anywhere.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
All right, Well, that sounds disgusting.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
But if this technology becomes more widespread, the fake meat
pros are going to be working to outlaw real food
and cram this biogenetic junk right down our throats.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Most labs try to stay clean enough so they don't
have fungus and mushrooms and mold and stuff like that. Growing.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Get that out of here now.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
It is worth pointing out that some governments are getting
ahead of the insanity, even if only in small ways.
The European Parliament is telling fake meat companies they can't
call their products meat.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Well, okay, they have to call it what it is,
you know, can't they spell it different but mulk? Yeah,
but pronounce it's the same.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Call it m e I T.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Or m I E T or m E t e.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
You know how some steam cleaning companies spell steam like.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
S T E E M. Maybe we could spell it
g R O S S well they would. Hey, guys,
number one fan, great job, we're tending to be unbiased
when we all know full wellthy you're a closet commie.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Gotta run Number one fan. Wilton and Johnson
Will need to put a call out all you Satan
worshipers together around.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Your favorite show is on the radio. Yay for the record.
I'm against Satan for sure. I'm not into Oh, so
you hate America? Is that what your story is?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Kenny?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I'm not really sure. Oh, I do know what you're
talking to.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
You love America, you must be a Satan worshiper. You
worshiped the devil representative Hank Johnson. And with a name
like that, when you know the guy's got to be
onto something. He knows this stuff.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Why you like the name Hank or you like the
name Johnson?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Well, they're both nice. They're really both pretty good names
as far as I can tell. Okay, this guy says,
I don't know who this clown is. America. You know
who he is, the great Satan. Now, this guy, who
I guess is from here, lived here all his life,
and who pays the who signs the the paycheck for
(00:55):
a Democrat representative? Is it America? It's America? Yeah, America.
And he wants to let you know that he thinks
this is just the great Satan of a nation. And
if you love America, you must be a devil. Worshiper.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
To those of you that confused about who Hank Johnson is,
may I refresh everyone's memory because we've talked about him
on the show before. Henry Calvin Johnson Junior aka Hank Johnson.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Amelia.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
He is the representative of Georgia's fourth Congressional district. He's
been around for a while. He's been around since two
thousand and seven. He is seventy one years young, educated
at their Good Marshall School of Law. He is, as
a matter of fact, the guy who famously said this
about the island of gwal.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, my fear is that the whole island.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Will become so overly populated that it will tip over and.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Capsize any minute.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
We don't anticipate that.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
It's not careful they are, because he's an elected for
We don't think that's likely to happen, Sir, your holiness there.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Now, this is really funny for a lot of reasons.
First of all, the population of Guam pretty much just
kept declining from like what is it two thousand and
seven all the way to twenty twenty one.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
It went downtown.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Not only was there not an overpopulation problem on the
island of Guam, which, as you know, is in American territory.
People were leaving the island and not coming back.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Well, they're probably fraid it was about tip over. It
wasn't They heard his news. Now he's so much concerned
about the number of people that lived there. He's concerned
about their placement within the island itself. Do we have
a location of the majority of the people. Are they
all on like a big city instead of the country.
Are they all in one area on one end of
(02:48):
the island like a seesaw in a park. You know,
you want the people to spread out along it evenly
or it will tip.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Okay, just the tip. The tip.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
The island of Guam, for the record, is about two
hundred and ten square miles. The highest elevation thirteen hundred
feet above sea level. The population there about one hundred
and sixty thousand people, and it's been dropping.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
It's not going up. With all that being said.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Where they at, the one hundred and sixty people, where
they at.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Like just spread out over the island. It's not really
like they're all in one day.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
So he was concerned that they might all move to
one end to all the others you've ever been on
a boat with too many people. Yeah, yeah, and you
want to get them spread out like one side of
the boat. If everybody on a cruise ship, you know,
one of the big cruise ships where people's always getting
messed to, if they all ran to the same side
of the boat at the same time, I think they
just tarked it over.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Well, here's the thing about that. We looked into it
and no island has ever capsized.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
That's because it's an island. It can't count.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
It's not floating in the ocean. It is attached to
the earth. You ever see what's beneath Hawaii the earth,
it's land all the way down to the bottom of
the ocean.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
That's part of what's so interesting about the North and
South Pole. The South Pole is land, the North Pole
is not. But we'll get to that later. Did you
know that we got this SoundBite to get to Oh,
is it about Hawaii? No, it's about Democratic lawmaker Georgia
lawmaker Hank Johnson parroting Arab talking points, saying America is
the great Satan.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
We we are the world's number one bully and we're
using our immense, unrifled power to rule over those who
have less power, and we're doing it with impunity. And
this sends a shocking message to the world that America
(04:46):
is indeed, uh the what did what did they used
to call it the great hand of Satan.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Or something like that.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Oh that's bad.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
I mean, America under the Trump regime is demonstrating that
that moniker was was entirely accurate.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
The America is a great Satan, says this guy. Now,
I can't help but know, see when Trump is president,
he's from America. Oh yeah, And isn't he a politician
in America?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
He's been one of the people.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
That I asked who pays him, who his salary would be? Like,
we sat here and just told you this company we
work for here at the radio stationed, well, there is
the most evil thing on the planet. That's just the
most awful people ever. But you know they're still keep
paying us, right.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
And diving a little deeper into that if he's a
politician in America, in America is evil and he's one
of the people that runs America.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
That money he's taking that devil money, isn't he sure?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
And also didn't America make him rich and powerful and famous?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I mean that I think you missed what he's not.
He's the only one who is not a devil worshiper.
But and it only counts when Trump is president. So
for most of his seventy years, plug he's been fine.
It's just this last year so that he is attached
to devil worshipers.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
You know. On the plus side, him saying something really
stupid did give us this opportunity to play some fun,
scary Halloween.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Music, you know, oo spooky spooky sounds.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I still like his other sound bite better. I think
that we werery about the Guam tipping over is still
his best work so far.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Look, I for one, don't want Kwam to tip over.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Don't worry. You know, as long as he's still living.
I suspect he'll say something even stupider real soon.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Oh yeah, I don't get the impression he's going anywhere.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Stick around, we'll see what it is.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Sometimes we just got to go back and cherry pick
great hilarious sound bites from black Southern Democrats. And there's
so many good ones that JAS do. Now you remember
this one, Congressman Alvin Holmes, y'all remember this. They were trains.
They wanted to out I think This was in Alabama.
They wanted to outlaw micro breweries craft breweries.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Oh yeah, mister Holmes with Montgomery. What's wrong with the
deer we got? I mean, the deal we got drank pretty.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Good, don't it.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
I ain't never heard nobody complain about the deer we have.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
It drank pretty good.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
But wise I was named some of the other billwise
Mill It drank pretty good, don't it?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Mister Jack who asked you to sponsor this deal?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
The Free the Hawks foundationoundations?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
That these are young people from from I will use
the term from maybe from Germany, that came in from
from Germany.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
I will use the term from Germany?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Or what else?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Would are they from Germany?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I don't want to detegrate them. I would call them
Nazis instead. I'll just say they're from Germany.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
That's enough. Yeah, you can take it. You can walk
it up to the Nazi from there. Right. And then
there was this I've been witch hunts since day one.
I've been fighting acquisition after acquisition.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
So did I divide the city?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Yo?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
The city was divided before I even stepped for.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
That was the former mayor of Port Allen. That's a
fun one.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Too, and well, when you ask questions like, well, what
did Jasmine Crockett say? Now, there's always an answer to that.
Now she says that any of you Hispanics out there
that voted for Trump, because somebody did point out to her,
you know that Trump Hispanic men voted more for Trump
this last go around, they voted for Democrats. And she says, well,
(08:27):
Hispanics voting for you Trump, that's basically like the slave
mentality that they're stuck in. That's their slave mentime, even
though they weren't the slaves. You know, she don't want
to give credit to them for you know, being a slave.
That the black people get all that, but it's the
way of thinking that She just don't care for you. Hispanics.
(08:48):
Better start acting, writer, Jasmine Crockett.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
She might not like you.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Okay, Well, I was looking at voter demographics yesterday in
the state of Texas.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Who was too weird?
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Who votes in Democrat primary?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I was trying to make a prediction here on who's
going to win this race, James t Allerico or Jasmine Crockett.
And a lot of my friends, even some friends I
have on the left, think it's going to be James
t Allerico.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
I'm not buying it.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
The question wasn't whether or not Hispanics or blacks who
they'd vote for. We know blacks will vote for Jasmine Crockett,
they will. We know Hispanics will probably vote for James Allerico.
We don't know, but we you know, vowel at the
end of his name sounds like they would. But who
will the white people vote for? White people They're always
a problem, aren't they. My friends, some of my friends
that write at the Chronicle, and you know, some friends
(09:33):
I have, and the you know, working liberal and conservative media.
We're trying to explain to me the white ladies are
going to vote for the Hispanic guy because he's soft
spoken and polite, and I just don't buy that. I
think their white guilt makes them vote for Jasmine Crockett. Yeah,
a lot of that will happen. Also, a majority of
the time, people tend to just vote for the name
they know. The most average people that vote in primaries,
(09:54):
who don't keep up with all the little nitty gritty
of what's going on in day to day politics, they
vote for the name they know. Chip Roy is winning
the attorney general race right now in the primary Republican
primary in the state of Texas. He has been a
critic of Trump, he has been anti MAGA. He called
MAGA supporters mf rs. But he's way in the lead
right now cause he's the only guy that's been in
(10:15):
the national news a lot over the last few years.
The other three candidates you would only know if you
kept up with local politics, and we don't, no no anyway.
So my prediction is Jasmine Crockett will be the candidate.
She is a gift that keeps on giving. She will
provide us with funny sound bites, and then when she's
all done, she'll go work at the view.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah, because she'll also provide us with a big win.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Yeah, give the world a black Santa clause.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Let the people have an African American come down the
chimney bearing joy and goodwill. Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
If you ask AI what Hank Johnson is famous for,
one of the questions. One of the answers to the
question is that he is a lawmaker who doesn't understand
how islands work.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
That would be very true. AI's smart, ain't they.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
It's pretty funny. What were you giggling about?
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
We got emails. They're also sometimes god like when our
listeners can't tell for sure if we're kidding or not.
Sometimes I can't tell if the emailers are kidding or not.
But here's Patrick's idea. Patrick says, you know, since we
got this problem with that seasonal tree thing, I'm sorry,
what seasonal trees?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Oh, that's right, okay, right, they don't want to call
them a Christmas tree in liberals enclaves like Portland.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
So since Jesus is the reason for the season, and
the cross is the most important symbol of Jesus, then
why don't we just decorate crosses instead of Christmas trees
From now on. We can use candles instead of electric lights,
and people can put Christmas trees up in their houses
or or you know, you could even put a cross
(11:49):
out in the yard and light it up and decorate it.
That that sounds more like Christmas to him, huh, he said.
He ran it past his wife and she thought it
might be a bad look to have a flat cross
in the front yard. But you know, women are funny
about that sort of thing. Sure, yeah, yeah, I don't
think it'd be a problem of it all. Pat, Well,
you and and the missus h go ahead and light
(12:11):
you light your cross up in your own front yard,
all right. Now, what you don't want to do is
go decorate somebody else's yard with your Christmas cross.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
It's an interesting idea, the thought. I would think probably
burning across is not the best idea, but.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Even having it inside the house might be a bad
idea to light that.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Up, you know, yeah, I mean it's like trying to
deep fry a turkey on Thanksgiving in your the middle
of your kitchen. This just seems like it could probably
break something.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
They'll do that. I mean, the deep fried turkey thing
goes back what twenty five years or more, but every
year there's still some mediot somewhere who not only didn't
measure and put the right amount of oil in the
pan and the pot in the boiler. Guess you got
to figure out how much you know, the displacement the
(12:58):
turkey is going to create eight so that the oil
doesn't come rushing up out of the top. Plus you
know the other mistake they make They put it in
slow or something frozen. Oh you gotta thaw, you bird.
You don't want to stick a frozen butterball into molten
Grease Mattha simartest idea, No, because that's going backfire on you.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Literally, all right, kids, you know what time it is?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
What time is it?
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Apocalypse?
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Lee?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
At the end of the Worldies are prophecies from the
end of time.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Yes, it's another prediction from revelations. So abandon all hope
and YadA, YadA, YadA, And it's brought to you by
the Silver Slipper Casino. I got to tell you, if
the end of the world was really coming, and I
don't know what day they're predicted now, but if you
knew it was coming, Silver Slipper might be a great
place to spend those last few moments you got Whenever
I'm in South Mississippi, that's like my home away from home.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
I love hanging out. That's Silver Slipper Casino.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Fantastic food, a lot of fun, gaming, entertainment, delicious adult beverages.
Always a good choice, the Silver Slipper Casino and beautiful
Bass Saint Lewis all right, question for you boys for
the Peanut gallery here, what do you get when you
combine vegans and communists and mad scientists?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Good lord, that's a big old ball of miss ain't it.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Well?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
The answer is change the world.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Chinese scientists are genetically modifying a fungus commonly used in
the production of meat substitutes, to make it an even
more environmentally friendly source of protein than chicken.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
And they're faults you've ever asked for, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
And let me put it up on the screen here
so she could kind of see what we're looking at here.
People in China are now eating a fungus and to
replace chicken. They're calling it a meat substitute. The research
team used CRISPR based gene editing to modify Fusarium vanatum,
improving its production efficiency and reducing its environmental impact without
(14:59):
any reducing foreign DNA.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
They claim.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Now, I don't know what any of that means, but
it does sound gross, even kind of looks gross.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
N't a truffle a fungus? That's not what we're taught
eat mushrooms all the time. Then they're delicious. Wait, you
get the right ones. Okay, but that's not the same
kind of thing. Was that made in a lab by
a bunch of communists and a mad scientist. Yeah, you
can grow mushrooms in an underground seller if you want to.
You can grow them pretty much anywhere.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
All right, Well, that sounds disgusting.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
But if this technology becomes more widespread, the fake meat
pros are going to be working to outlaw real food
and cram this biogenetic junk right down our throats.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Most labs try to stay clean enough so they don't
have fungus and mushrooms and mold and stuff like that. Growing.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Get that out of here now.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
It is worth pointing out that some governments are getting
ahead of the insanity, even if only in small ways.
The European Parliament is telling fake meat companies they can't
call their products meat.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Well, okay, they have to call it what it is,
you know, can't they spell it different but mulk? Yeah,
but pronounce it's the same.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Call it m e I T.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Or m I E T or m E t e.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
You know how some steam cleaning companies spell steam like.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
S T E E M. Maybe we could spell it
g R O S S well they would. Hey, guys,
number one fan, great job, we're tending to be unbiased
when we all know full wellthy you're a closet commie.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Gotta run Number one fan. Wilton and Johnson
Popular Podcasts
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
Ding dong! Join your culture consultants, Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang, on an unforgettable journey into the beating heart of CULTURE. Alongside sizzling special guests, they GET INTO the hottest pop-culture moments of the day and the formative cultural experiences that turned them into Culturistas. Produced by the Big Money Players Network and iHeartRadio.
The Joe Rogan Experience
The official podcast of comedian Joe Rogan.
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.