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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Did phone calls from the Bay Saint Louis area about
(00:02):
the comedy show last weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Yeah, you were there, did two shows Friday night, and
then moved into Meturi and.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
One and a half shows there. Huh, that's exactly right.
Yea one and a half shows is a good way
of explaining it. We had three sold out comedy shows
and then we did an early bonus show for the
for the boomers, if you will. Yeah, it was the
Rudy two D, Fresh and Fruity comedy show, the early one.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Probably want to plan that ahead next time so you
could pre promote it instead of giving people an hour's notice.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
It just kind of happened. It was fun. It was
Jesse's idea. He's like, we're gonna be there anyway, why
not just in the best of just kind of happened.
Just we're not least expected. I mean, that's how you
met your new girl, right, that's exactly right. Yeah. I
stopped looking on the dating apps because dating apps are bad,
and then you're just fishing in a pool of psycho
out there. Some of the craziest people I've ever met
(00:50):
in my life. I would never be Dating apps is
where you go to meet Hitler's daughter. I would avoid it.
Eight six six I love WJ. It says bloodhound is
on the Bloodhound. Is this the rapper from South Mississippi?
This is the rapper from South Mississippi.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Probably the same most famous rapper y'a've had on y'all's
radio show. That might be true. I don't know he
had flavor. Flavor maybe this week looks Monday?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
What bloodhound you were? What'd you call to say? Man? Man,
look you were hilarious in Bay Saint Louis, Kenny. Are
you surprised me?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I didn't know you had it in you. Thanks. I
appreciate that, man. Yeah, And look, man, you got a
smoking hot girlfriend. I didn't know she was a cop,
but hey, that don't matter. Man, you did a good job. Bro,
I got a call in to give you kwetos and
both will allow it. I didn't know she was a confidence, Okay,
will allow it. Apparently the white rap community of South
Mississippi is going to allow me to date a cop.
(01:48):
Now that's mighty white of them.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Thank you, Yeah, compliment, Thank you for the phone call.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Bloodhound. That's that's bloodhound. Man. You can find after b
H if you like white rappers. It's definitely one of them.
I did a beat for him once. Actually, he is
a good rapper. I was we saw he was on hold.
I was trying to find some of his music to
play as we came back from break, but it was
way too dirty.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
According to Michael here in the email, that movie you're
excited to see now the chase was filmed in Houston,
and a matter of fact, you can see scenes they
used the Beltway because it was under construction at the time.
I guess they didn't have to close it.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I'd heard of that. Yeah, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
It's not great, but it's you know, it's local, so
you'll get in charge of that.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Well.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
You know. It's got Anthony Ketis, it is Flea, it
is Henry Rawlins and Charlie Sheen. He's always fun. I
want to take a look at that this weekend. I
probably won't watch the whole movie, but I'll put it on.
Looks like our duck quacking worked out pretty good. Guys
in the in the duck blind just sent the email
in said five tal came in. They gone, Now, good
(02:53):
job boys, you're welcome. Yeah. Some guys called in ducks
to their death. Are you happy now?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah, I feel good about it. We'll probably probably get
something for it in the mail soon. You know, you
can fitex that duck.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Dave Chappelle said he knew his career had taken off
when he came home from work one day and his
children were eating duck. Okay, he said, He said, what
do you got chicken all over your hands? He said, no, Dad,
that's duck. Ooh, he said. I was so proud my
child was consuming a fancy animal. That's just fantastic. Well,
it wasn't like it was pheasant. I mean, they're not
royalty after all. Can we watch these videos of white
(03:29):
women from up north coming down to Texas and reacting
to BUCkies and they don't like BUCkies? Yeah, never heard
anybody didn't like bukies. This is a genre of video
on the internet.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
It's kind of like the Muslims get over here and
they don't like our American waves, like eating bacon would
go back home.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I don't know why there's more than one video like this.
I don't know why these people are so proud of themselves. Okay,
you don't like BUCkies, you don't, I'm sorry you don't
like a big roadside oasis with clean bathrooms and a
nice healthy snack selection. You're You're like, they have dehydrated
mangoes covered in chili powder. You're mad about that? That upset?
You're right, boy, you must have a great life. White lady,
(04:09):
white liberal, affluent woman.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
At BUCkies right now, And I just am looking for
an explanation of what the hype is like.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
It is this is hell. Someone's like, you gotta go
to BUCkies. You got?
Speaker 4 (04:22):
I mean, this is like a cracker barrel and a
gas station vomited all over each other and then made
the ugliest clothes you've ever seen. I'm actually horrified because
I think this is what Europeans.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
And other people around the world think of when they think.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Of American culture, like in a dystopian way.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Oh, the people that don't wear deodorant and smoke too
much think they're better than us. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry.
Someone in a socialist country that depends on us for
foreign aid doesn't think we're good.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
But hideously ugly shirt that she just showed us briefly
I thought would look good on her absolutely, and they
a would have really brought out her her eyes. One
thing needs to I would have put it over her face.
That's what I would have been a good move.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Oh you don't like that Hawaiian shirt with the BUCkies
beavers on it, That's okay. You know it'd be beautiful
if you'd, you know, put your head in the sand
and shut the hell well, you know, it would have
been even better.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Since it's always hard to find a parking place, especially
up close, she could get the hell out of there
and open up a spot in the pot in the
parking lot. How about that.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah, you don't like it, Why don't you drive down
the street to the trashy gas station use the dirty
bathroom in there, uh huh, and you'll you'll get some
like you'll get some like toilet seek chlamydia or something
like enjoy. Sorry, it's a clean bathroom with a lot
of snacks. You're mad about that.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Maybe the ultimate purples of Bookies is to send Northerners
back home.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Bro, I'm fine with that, and let's give it up
for bookies, my man. Last weekend at our comedy show,
we met a retired cop comedy show last. Yes, yes,
first I've heard something that the comedy show always brings
out is other Northern ex pats that moved to the
South because they hated it up there. And I met
a dude last week. He was a new Jersey cop. Oh,
there was a one dating him. Now. There was a
(06:02):
woman at the comedy show whose husband was a police,
a retired comp from Chicago. Okay. She was the one
who first called and told us about Jesse Smollett before
it was a news story. Not that we didn't already know,
but we knew. Do you remember that we got a
phone call for It's not I forgot all about it.
She blew my mind. She was right in figure No, figuratively,
(06:23):
not literally. Her husband was right there. He was a
big dude too. He was scaring Jesse the whole the
one you're dating. No, I'm dating a cop. That's a girl.
This is right. I keep forgetting you keep saying it's
a woman. I'm not gonna do you guys want to
meet her? I'll take you guys to lunch with us.
We're going out later, definitely. Do what do you want
to eat? Yeah? What kind of a what kind of
(06:44):
service weapon? Does she revolver or automatic? Sim I? What
does she got? Believe it or not. We did not
get to the details about what kind of gun she had.
Check out her hips. I did, but I didn't like
remove the service pestole from her holsters and.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Well sharp I could. But anyway, Oh, Chris, email.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Was not the primary focus of our couss. You should
have checked out her weapon. I know she was checking
yours out. I'm sorry. I was too busy falling in
love to worry about guns. Right then, Billy.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Chris from New Boston, Texas said, the wife and I
drove all the way over to Bay Saint Louis on
Friday to see the show, and now you're expecting something bad, right, Okay,
I'd just like to say thank you so.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Much for everything you guys do. We were absolutely amazed. We
had a blast.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I was surprised at how down to earth and entertaining
the show turned out to be definitely worth the drive
and the time. I recommended to everyone. That's an absolute
must see. Wow, we're good at that.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
That's the couple's therapy comedy tour we've been doing, which
is all about love and romance. We might do a
few more around the region, but I'm going to stop
doing those shows soon and we're gonna exclusively start doing
the right side of comedy, which is our political show.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah, I don't think you can give out all that.
Ye what you call you show again? A couple's therapy. Yeah,
you don't need to be dealing with other couple serpent.
Now you got to deal with your own.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
You're a couple now, so you are correcting everyone. It's
the spirit of Thanksgiving Wolton and Johnson. But doesn't it okay,
doesn't it kind of sound like it could have been
a cop theme if I'd go ahead and give you
that share.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Coming up next to CBS, Lance McCoy and Jim mckilster
are blam duel.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Wait, doesn't it sound like it started again? Welcome back
to CBS.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
You're watching Cop Dog, Cop Dog starring Tito and the
hoops old on.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
This hooch talk. Oh yeah, no, there was Turner. Hollywood
would always do this thing where there'd be two movies
out that were exactly the same at the same time.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
You got Police Dog, you got the volcanoes going off,
you got Alien just coming to Earth. They just copy
each other all the time, Big Lebowski and Kingpin. Right,
there were like two bawling movies at the same time.
What are the weird odds of that, and both of
them didn't do great at the time.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
One of them became a cult classic. The other kind
of did too, but not in the same way. Yeah
as the first one. Guys, we are super excited about
Miss Mexico winning Miss Universe after being disrespected by a
pageant official. Yeah. I had money on Miss Venezuela because
she will fine. You never seen Miss Venezuela.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Well, I think it's because she didn't eat a lot.
It kept her slim and trim. That'll happen when there's
no food in your country. Now, I understand. A dude
from Thailand came in second place, but first runner up.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Yeah, lady boy came in second. But Miss Mexico is
Fatima Bosh, the woman who was called a dummy by
the Miss Universe pageant official earlier this month. It made
big news. Everybody walked off the the the set or
whatever ended up winning the crown in Thailand over the weekend.
Here's the exciting moment and a little flashback of the
Thailand pageant officials horrible behavior that caused several contestants to
(09:56):
leave the room. And I'm sure this whole thing wasn't
fixed so they could get more radio shows to talk
about it. Of course, not that would never happen. Mexican, Mexico.
I still talking, I still talking as a woman.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
Oh you won't set the ladies now, I will admit
so about half of them walked with the exception of
watching someone get spray TND or maybe the bikini part
of the show.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
There's nothing interesting about a beauty pageant. It's just rich,
expensive debutantes walking around showing you they could do magic.
Who cares magic? What's your talent? I can read poetry today?
Is you're supposed to enjoy your unique talent today? I
don't like it. I don't like poems. I like sonnets.
Do what isn't that called a sonnet? Isn't that what
(10:56):
it's called, mister kuna? That is a type of poem.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Yeah, exactly a poem if you want to, you know,
like double syllablize it.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
You know what else is dope? Haikus? You guys like haikus?
Maybe you like pros. Prose is different from a poem.
Explain it to me, Well, prose is just regular writing
poems or poems.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
You know.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
With Thanksgiving coming up, there's a great way to avoid substretch.
Are you guys stressed about Thanksgiving right now? Not a bit.
I'm actually not. That's not even a little bit me neither.
But we still prepared this for the end of the show.
Thanksgivings on Thursday. Gotta get home, no flight since a Tuesday.
That's the same day as a snow. I'm never gonna
make it. Mama, lose a mind. I'm gonna start aaargument
(11:38):
before even know rhyme. Thanksgivings on Thursdays away. Uncle gets.
Speaker 6 (11:51):
This.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Thanksgiving is brought to you by Toleral x R Toleral
because you can't.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Choose your family, but you can choose your serotonin levels. Yeah, okay,
then Thanksgiving be out.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Now Where would you be without that little, uh, little
jingly thing there in your life.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
You're welcome. It's what we're here for. I know what
you guys are thinking. Wow, that sucked. Yeah, there's a
reason we saved it for the very end of the show.
We Yeah, we've been here for four and a half hours.
This is the last few minutes of the program. You
hang around long enough, you get the leftovers, the stuff
we didn't want to use peak hours. You know, in
the middle of the show. That's when layer's over a
million people listening, everybody's stuck in traffic, and that we're
(12:28):
not gonna play crap like that when it matters. We
put that on those of you that it should have
gone to work an hour ago. That's what we're playing
it for the next hour.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
If you if you miss it, what a shame because
Kenny's gonna do some stand up.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Thanks Steve. When I did that, Oh gotcha, thank you,
thank you, miss show. That was fun? Yeah, well how
were things that? What I imagine you were probably at a
drag queen show this weekend or so, you know that's
what I do. How did that go? Oh? Very nice?
We drug a few out. Do you guys get who
Bunny XO is. It's Jelly Roll's wife, the odd She's
(13:01):
got a podcast called dumb Blonde or a TV show
or nobody knows. Anyway, she said she has to turn
herself into jail. There's a warrant out for her arrest
and she's been trying to avoid it, so now she's
given up and she's gonna go hand herself out. You guys,
I'm going to jail.
Speaker 6 (13:17):
What happened was I got a ticket in twenty twenty
in Alabama. I'm driving, I get pulled over by this
officer and so he runs my license and he comes
back and he goes, do you know that your license
is suspended? And I was like, what, it looks like
your girl is going to have to go book herself
in and if I do, you guys have seen all
my past mugshots. Right, I'm going in glamed the baby,
(13:38):
and I'm going to log it.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Why didn't they arrest her when they let her know
her license was suspended? It is a little odd. This
is very suspicious. I think she's just trying to get
some attention. Did she avoid an arrest because she's trolls me?
It ain't easy to avoid that once they put the
word out. Do you think she avoided getting arrested just
because she looks like that? Hmmm? I wonder. I don't
(14:01):
think that's fair. That's a people exploitative. That is, you
could look like.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
That, I mean thousands of dollars in plastic surgery, but
you could get there.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
You think I could? I don't think i'd want to,
and you won't get arrested anymore. Of course, you you
went the easy way. You just got to get out
of jail.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Free card on your U on your cell phone, now, right,
that's not how it works.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
No, a cop girl, she'd give you her number, right, No, no, no,
I'm not going to exploit the fact that I'm dating
a cop to avoid getting arrested. Oh yes, you will.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
No, I'm going to clean up my life. I'm going
to start being head. Did get arrested you would call her?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
I mean, obviously someone's got to bail me out. You know,
I'm not going to like the inside of a jail cell.
I've been in the inside of a jail cell many time.
You enjoy it. I never had to spend the night.
It was always like just kind of misdemeanors, slap on
the wrist. I never had to put on the clothes
or eat the food. Well, then you really didn't. It
doesn't count. I've been in a holding cell. I guess
it's the best way to explain.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
I didn't put you in the jumpsuit and take away
your shoe string your shoelaces.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Then no, it doesn't count. I think I lost my shoelaces.
But this was a very long time ago. It's like
twenty years ago. I haven't been nothing recently. You know,
you know, remember shoestring potatoes. I don't even think they
make them anymore do. They used to love them things?
You mean, the potato chips, No, shoestring tters.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
They came in a can, okay, and you just popped
the top and it was like little skinny, tiny, little dried,
you know, like French fries.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Sticks. Well, they're like potato chips, but they're sticks. They're
like the like toothpicks.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Yeah, yeah, we had those two when I was growing up. Oh,
hearing you described them doesn't sound like something we miss. Actually,
they're delicious. I agree with miss billy Oh Billy had
excuse me? When Billy UD's explaining delicious snacks to us,
you can't interrupt him to be all gay.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Yeah, apparently you can, By the way, mister count, they
think you're missing the underlying message here. Billy Ud likes
taking long, thin things and sticking them in his mouth
for pleasure. Is that right? Yeah? Well I can understand that.
Now you feel differently about his opinion about shoe string
potato chips. Don't you? Are we still here? Hell? Is
this still on? I think we should have gone to
break already. Well, there isn't any going to break. There's
(16:05):
just coming back tomorrow because well, hey, John, why don't
I let you do it?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Don't forget boys and girls to eat it every day?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
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Did phone calls from the Bay Saint Louis area about
(00:02):
the comedy show last weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Yeah, you were there, did two shows Friday night, and
then moved into Meturi and.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
One and a half shows there. Huh, that's exactly right.
Yea one and a half shows is a good way
of explaining it. We had three sold out comedy shows
and then we did an early bonus show for the
for the boomers, if you will. Yeah, it was the
Rudy two D, Fresh and Fruity comedy show, the early one.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Probably want to plan that ahead next time so you
could pre promote it instead of giving people an hour's notice.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
It just kind of happened. It was fun. It was
Jesse's idea. He's like, we're gonna be there anyway, why
not just in the best of just kind of happened.
Just we're not least expected. I mean, that's how you
met your new girl, right, that's exactly right. Yeah. I
stopped looking on the dating apps because dating apps are bad,
and then you're just fishing in a pool of psycho
out there. Some of the craziest people I've ever met
(00:50):
in my life. I would never be Dating apps is
where you go to meet Hitler's daughter. I would avoid it.
Eight six six I love WJ. It says bloodhound is
on the Bloodhound. Is this the rapper from South Mississippi?
This is the rapper from South Mississippi.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Probably the same most famous rapper y'a've had on y'all's
radio show. That might be true. I don't know he
had flavor. Flavor maybe this week looks Monday?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
What bloodhound you were? What'd you call to say? Man? Man,
look you were hilarious in Bay Saint Louis, Kenny. Are
you surprised me?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I didn't know you had it in you. Thanks. I
appreciate that, man. Yeah, And look, man, you got a
smoking hot girlfriend. I didn't know she was a cop,
but hey, that don't matter. Man, you did a good job. Bro,
I got a call in to give you kwetos and
both will allow it. I didn't know she was a confidence, Okay,
will allow it. Apparently the white rap community of South
Mississippi is going to allow me to date a cop.
(01:48):
Now that's mighty white of them.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Thank you, Yeah, compliment, Thank you for the phone call.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Bloodhound. That's that's bloodhound. Man. You can find after b
H if you like white rappers. It's definitely one of them.
I did a beat for him once. Actually, he is
a good rapper. I was we saw he was on hold.
I was trying to find some of his music to
play as we came back from break, but it was
way too dirty.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
According to Michael here in the email, that movie you're
excited to see now the chase was filmed in Houston,
and a matter of fact, you can see scenes they
used the Beltway because it was under construction at the time.
I guess they didn't have to close it.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I'd heard of that. Yeah, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
It's not great, but it's you know, it's local, so
you'll get in charge of that.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Well.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
You know. It's got Anthony Ketis, it is Flea, it
is Henry Rawlins and Charlie Sheen. He's always fun. I
want to take a look at that this weekend. I
probably won't watch the whole movie, but I'll put it on.
Looks like our duck quacking worked out pretty good. Guys
in the in the duck blind just sent the email
in said five tal came in. They gone, Now, good
(02:53):
job boys, you're welcome. Yeah. Some guys called in ducks
to their death. Are you happy now?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah, I feel good about it. We'll probably probably get
something for it in the mail soon. You know, you
can fitex that duck.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Dave Chappelle said he knew his career had taken off
when he came home from work one day and his
children were eating duck. Okay, he said, He said, what
do you got chicken all over your hands? He said, no, Dad,
that's duck. Ooh, he said. I was so proud my
child was consuming a fancy animal. That's just fantastic. Well,
it wasn't like it was pheasant. I mean, they're not
royalty after all. Can we watch these videos of white
(03:29):
women from up north coming down to Texas and reacting
to BUCkies and they don't like BUCkies? Yeah, never heard
anybody didn't like bukies. This is a genre of video
on the internet.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
It's kind of like the Muslims get over here and
they don't like our American waves, like eating bacon would
go back home.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I don't know why there's more than one video like this.
I don't know why these people are so proud of themselves. Okay,
you don't like BUCkies, you don't, I'm sorry you don't
like a big roadside oasis with clean bathrooms and a
nice healthy snack selection. You're You're like, they have dehydrated
mangoes covered in chili powder. You're mad about that? That upset?
You're right, boy, you must have a great life. White lady,
(04:09):
white liberal, affluent woman.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
At BUCkies right now, And I just am looking for
an explanation of what the hype is like.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
It is this is hell. Someone's like, you gotta go
to BUCkies. You got?
Speaker 4 (04:22):
I mean, this is like a cracker barrel and a
gas station vomited all over each other and then made
the ugliest clothes you've ever seen. I'm actually horrified because
I think this is what Europeans.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
And other people around the world think of when they think.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Of American culture, like in a dystopian way.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Oh, the people that don't wear deodorant and smoke too
much think they're better than us. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry.
Someone in a socialist country that depends on us for
foreign aid doesn't think we're good.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
But hideously ugly shirt that she just showed us briefly
I thought would look good on her absolutely, and they
a would have really brought out her her eyes. One
thing needs to I would have put it over her face.
That's what I would have been a good move.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Oh you don't like that Hawaiian shirt with the BUCkies
beavers on it, That's okay. You know it'd be beautiful
if you'd, you know, put your head in the sand
and shut the hell well, you know, it would have
been even better.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Since it's always hard to find a parking place, especially
up close, she could get the hell out of there
and open up a spot in the pot in the
parking lot. How about that.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah, you don't like it, Why don't you drive down
the street to the trashy gas station use the dirty
bathroom in there, uh huh, and you'll you'll get some
like you'll get some like toilet seek chlamydia or something
like enjoy. Sorry, it's a clean bathroom with a lot
of snacks. You're mad about that.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Maybe the ultimate purples of Bookies is to send Northerners
back home.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Bro, I'm fine with that, and let's give it up
for bookies, my man. Last weekend at our comedy show,
we met a retired cop comedy show last. Yes, yes,
first I've heard something that the comedy show always brings
out is other Northern ex pats that moved to the
South because they hated it up there. And I met
a dude last week. He was a new Jersey cop. Oh,
there was a one dating him. Now. There was a
(06:02):
woman at the comedy show whose husband was a police,
a retired comp from Chicago. Okay. She was the one
who first called and told us about Jesse Smollett before
it was a news story. Not that we didn't already know,
but we knew. Do you remember that we got a
phone call for It's not I forgot all about it.
She blew my mind. She was right in figure No, figuratively,
(06:23):
not literally. Her husband was right there. He was a
big dude too. He was scaring Jesse the whole the
one you're dating. No, I'm dating a cop. That's a girl.
This is right. I keep forgetting you keep saying it's
a woman. I'm not gonna do you guys want to
meet her? I'll take you guys to lunch with us.
We're going out later, definitely. Do what do you want
to eat? Yeah? What kind of a what kind of
(06:44):
service weapon? Does she revolver or automatic? Sim I? What
does she got? Believe it or not. We did not
get to the details about what kind of gun she had.
Check out her hips. I did, but I didn't like
remove the service pestole from her holsters and.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Well sharp I could. But anyway, Oh, Chris, email.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Was not the primary focus of our couss. You should
have checked out her weapon. I know she was checking
yours out. I'm sorry. I was too busy falling in
love to worry about guns. Right then, Billy.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Chris from New Boston, Texas said, the wife and I
drove all the way over to Bay Saint Louis on
Friday to see the show, and now you're expecting something bad, right, Okay,
I'd just like to say thank you so.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Much for everything you guys do. We were absolutely amazed. We
had a blast.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I was surprised at how down to earth and entertaining
the show turned out to be definitely worth the drive
and the time. I recommended to everyone. That's an absolute
must see. Wow, we're good at that.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
That's the couple's therapy comedy tour we've been doing, which
is all about love and romance. We might do a
few more around the region, but I'm going to stop
doing those shows soon and we're gonna exclusively start doing
the right side of comedy, which is our political show.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah, I don't think you can give out all that.
Ye what you call you show again? A couple's therapy. Yeah,
you don't need to be dealing with other couple serpent.
Now you got to deal with your own.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
You're a couple now, so you are correcting everyone. It's
the spirit of Thanksgiving Wolton and Johnson. But doesn't it okay,
doesn't it kind of sound like it could have been
a cop theme if I'd go ahead and give you
that share.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Coming up next to CBS, Lance McCoy and Jim mckilster
are blam duel.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Wait, doesn't it sound like it started again? Welcome back
to CBS.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
You're watching Cop Dog, Cop Dog starring Tito and the
hoops old on.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
This hooch talk. Oh yeah, no, there was Turner. Hollywood
would always do this thing where there'd be two movies
out that were exactly the same at the same time.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
You got Police Dog, you got the volcanoes going off,
you got Alien just coming to Earth. They just copy
each other all the time, Big Lebowski and Kingpin. Right,
there were like two bawling movies at the same time.
What are the weird odds of that, and both of
them didn't do great at the time.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
One of them became a cult classic. The other kind
of did too, but not in the same way. Yeah
as the first one. Guys, we are super excited about
Miss Mexico winning Miss Universe after being disrespected by a
pageant official. Yeah. I had money on Miss Venezuela because
she will fine. You never seen Miss Venezuela.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Well, I think it's because she didn't eat a lot.
It kept her slim and trim. That'll happen when there's
no food in your country. Now, I understand. A dude
from Thailand came in second place, but first runner up.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Yeah, lady boy came in second. But Miss Mexico is
Fatima Bosh, the woman who was called a dummy by
the Miss Universe pageant official earlier this month. It made
big news. Everybody walked off the the the set or
whatever ended up winning the crown in Thailand over the weekend.
Here's the exciting moment and a little flashback of the
Thailand pageant officials horrible behavior that caused several contestants to
(09:56):
leave the room. And I'm sure this whole thing wasn't
fixed so they could get more radio shows to talk
about it. Of course, not that would never happen. Mexican, Mexico.
I still talking, I still talking as a woman.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
Oh you won't set the ladies now, I will admit
so about half of them walked with the exception of
watching someone get spray TND or maybe the bikini part
of the show.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
There's nothing interesting about a beauty pageant. It's just rich,
expensive debutantes walking around showing you they could do magic.
Who cares magic? What's your talent? I can read poetry today?
Is you're supposed to enjoy your unique talent today? I
don't like it. I don't like poems. I like sonnets.
Do what isn't that called a sonnet? Isn't that what
(10:56):
it's called, mister kuna? That is a type of poem.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Yeah, exactly a poem if you want to, you know,
like double syllablize it.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
You know what else is dope? Haikus? You guys like haikus?
Maybe you like pros. Prose is different from a poem.
Explain it to me, Well, prose is just regular writing
poems or poems.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
You know.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
With Thanksgiving coming up, there's a great way to avoid substretch.
Are you guys stressed about Thanksgiving right now? Not a bit.
I'm actually not. That's not even a little bit me neither.
But we still prepared this for the end of the show.
Thanksgivings on Thursday. Gotta get home, no flight since a Tuesday.
That's the same day as a snow. I'm never gonna
make it. Mama, lose a mind. I'm gonna start aaargument
(11:38):
before even know rhyme. Thanksgivings on Thursdays away. Uncle gets.
Speaker 6 (11:51):
This.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Thanksgiving is brought to you by Toleral x R Toleral
because you can't.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Choose your family, but you can choose your serotonin levels. Yeah, okay,
then Thanksgiving be out.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Now Where would you be without that little, uh, little
jingly thing there in your life.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
You're welcome. It's what we're here for. I know what
you guys are thinking. Wow, that sucked. Yeah, there's a
reason we saved it for the very end of the show.
We Yeah, we've been here for four and a half hours.
This is the last few minutes of the program. You
hang around long enough, you get the leftovers, the stuff
we didn't want to use peak hours. You know, in
the middle of the show. That's when layer's over a
million people listening, everybody's stuck in traffic, and that we're
(12:28):
not gonna play crap like that when it matters. We
put that on those of you that it should have
gone to work an hour ago. That's what we're playing
it for the next hour.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
If you if you miss it, what a shame because
Kenny's gonna do some stand up.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Thanks Steve. When I did that, Oh gotcha, thank you,
thank you, miss show. That was fun? Yeah, well how
were things that? What I imagine you were probably at a
drag queen show this weekend or so, you know that's
what I do. How did that go? Oh? Very nice?
We drug a few out. Do you guys get who
Bunny XO is. It's Jelly Roll's wife, the odd She's
(13:01):
got a podcast called dumb Blonde or a TV show
or nobody knows. Anyway, she said she has to turn
herself into jail. There's a warrant out for her arrest
and she's been trying to avoid it, so now she's
given up and she's gonna go hand herself out. You guys,
I'm going to jail.
Speaker 6 (13:17):
What happened was I got a ticket in twenty twenty
in Alabama. I'm driving, I get pulled over by this
officer and so he runs my license and he comes
back and he goes, do you know that your license
is suspended? And I was like, what, it looks like
your girl is going to have to go book herself
in and if I do, you guys have seen all
my past mugshots. Right, I'm going in glamed the baby,
(13:38):
and I'm going to log it.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Why didn't they arrest her when they let her know
her license was suspended? It is a little odd. This
is very suspicious. I think she's just trying to get
some attention. Did she avoid an arrest because she's trolls me?
It ain't easy to avoid that once they put the
word out. Do you think she avoided getting arrested just
because she looks like that? Hmmm? I wonder. I don't
(14:01):
think that's fair. That's a people exploitative. That is, you
could look like.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
That, I mean thousands of dollars in plastic surgery, but
you could get there.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
You think I could? I don't think i'd want to,
and you won't get arrested anymore. Of course, you you
went the easy way. You just got to get out
of jail.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Free card on your U on your cell phone, now, right,
that's not how it works.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
No, a cop girl, she'd give you her number, right, No, no, no,
I'm not going to exploit the fact that I'm dating
a cop to avoid getting arrested. Oh yes, you will.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
No, I'm going to clean up my life. I'm going
to start being head. Did get arrested you would call her?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
I mean, obviously someone's got to bail me out. You know,
I'm not going to like the inside of a jail cell.
I've been in the inside of a jail cell many time.
You enjoy it. I never had to spend the night.
It was always like just kind of misdemeanors, slap on
the wrist. I never had to put on the clothes
or eat the food. Well, then you really didn't. It
doesn't count. I've been in a holding cell. I guess
it's the best way to explain.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
I didn't put you in the jumpsuit and take away
your shoe string your shoelaces.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Then no, it doesn't count. I think I lost my shoelaces.
But this was a very long time ago. It's like
twenty years ago. I haven't been nothing recently. You know,
you know, remember shoestring potatoes. I don't even think they
make them anymore do. They used to love them things?
You mean, the potato chips, No, shoestring tters.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
They came in a can, okay, and you just popped
the top and it was like little skinny, tiny, little dried,
you know, like French fries.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Sticks. Well, they're like potato chips, but they're sticks. They're
like the like toothpicks.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Yeah, yeah, we had those two when I was growing up. Oh,
hearing you described them doesn't sound like something we miss. Actually,
they're delicious. I agree with miss billy Oh Billy had
excuse me? When Billy UD's explaining delicious snacks to us,
you can't interrupt him to be all gay.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Yeah, apparently you can, By the way, mister count, they
think you're missing the underlying message here. Billy Ud likes
taking long, thin things and sticking them in his mouth
for pleasure. Is that right? Yeah? Well I can understand that.
Now you feel differently about his opinion about shoe string
potato chips. Don't you? Are we still here? Hell? Is
this still on? I think we should have gone to
break already. Well, there isn't any going to break. There's
(16:05):
just coming back tomorrow because well, hey, John, why don't
I let you do it?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Don't forget boys and girls to eat it every day?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Hey again, you've reached the end of though Walton and
Johnson podcast. Good for you. That means you listened all
the way to the end. Does that mean we're going
away now never to be heard again? No, no, no,
there will be a new show tomorrow. Oh thank goodness,
unless it's the weekend or we're off work. But as always,
you could go to waltonand Johnson dot com and you
could find all kinds of cool stuff there. Our news blog,
links to our social media accounts. Believe it or not,
(16:35):
our personal lives are very boring. If you comment on
our social media pages, we might reply yeah. Chances are
we're just sitting around waiting to hear from you. Yeah, so,
what's the big deal? Go to Walton Johnson dot com today.
I'm told there's a store. Oh yes, we do have
a lovely store and you could buy things there. Walton
Johnson dot com. What's not to love
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