Cleaning Up the CDC - THU 6.2

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I Piro now is a prominent player in the Trump administration.

(00:04):
They stopped calling her judge. Well she's is she a prosecutor?
Now she's now a US attorney.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
When she makes the show, you know on TV, they
always Judge Janine, did this? Judge Janine said that. Now
they just say Janine Piro.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
When Judge Janine talks, you gotta admit it's a fun
Judge Janine, I'm sick and tired the laboral Democrat Donald Trump.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
She gets worked up and that Northeast accent starts getting
a little heavier than usual.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
She looks and sounds like one of my Italian aunts.
You know, I like that about her. US attorney for
d C. Janine Piro announced that the man who threw
a subway sandwich at police officers in DC will be
charged with a felony.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
So President Trump is vowed to make DC safe and
beautiful again, and as part of his effort to fight crime,
he's bringing in our federal law enforcement partners like FBI,
atfd A, park Police, everybody to help the Metropolitan PD
fight crime. And the President's message to the criminals was, if.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
You spit, we hit.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Well, we didn't quite do that the other night when
an individual went up to one of the federal law
enforcement officers and started jumping up and down, screaming at him,
berating him, yelling at him. And then he took a
subway sandwich about this big and took it and threw
it at the officer.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
He thought it was funny. Well, I know what you
guys are thinking, a subway sandwich. It was a semi
automatic sandwich with armor piercing hallopenios. That sounds more like it.
You can't just mess around with that.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
That'll take an eye out if you're not careful, or
at least burn if you get that juice in there first.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Jared, Now, this subway cannot catch a break. They can't,
you know, I believe.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
She also suggested to the guy with the sandwich that
next time, he shoved that someplace else and it is
shaped appropriately, if you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Well, he doesn't think it's funny today because we charge
him with a felony assault on a police officer and
we're going to back the police to the hilt. So there,
stick your subway sandwich.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Somewhere else, Hilt, Billy, I'd stick it somewhere else.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Is that like girding your loins. I think, so, what
is the hilt? Does she mean hill? No? What is
the what is the deal with these? Is that the
transatlantic accent we've been hearing about, that must be it.
Janine Piro is the last person on earth to speak
of a trans atlantic accent.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
I believe hilt means like, uh, all the way You're like,
let's go back to some of those crazy girls that
you've been dating in the last couple of years. Involved
in sexual escapades with one of these women, Let's say
I'm a virgin, I'm saving myself for my second marriage.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Let's just say, okay, hypothetically she's.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Saying no, no, we shouldn't, and you're like, okay, well
maybe just the tip, you know, you tip of what
mister sandwich got it? Yeah, And then later you decided
to go all the way to the hilt.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Ha dn. The reason that was funny was what people
on the radio couldn't see. It's what you did with
your arm, you know. It was like you were putting
the sheath back in the saber or the saber and
the what is the word I'm looking for, Billy, I't
help me.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Out here, No, no, I'm not gonna get involved in this. No, Billy, No,
you're part of it, whether you like it or not. Unfortunately,
after back away now, because you already got your first
actually of the morning, can he me, what did I say? Well, yeah,
we were talking about sushi wallago. I'm sure I screwed
it up to Let's see, Michael, Michael, are you about
to send us a gay email? He wrote in By

(03:41):
the way, Michael, it did spend three years in Japan.
Those in Japan in the United States Air Force? Can
you say the same.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
I appreciate your service there, but that doesn't make you
better than us just because you've had authentic Japanese sushi.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
He says, good morning. God's blessings on you and your family.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Actually, if he said I'm actually in the email, I'll
allow it. It is okay.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Sushi is pickled rice wrapped in seaweed. You can put
anything in it. It's still sushi because it's the rice
and seaweed that it's named for. And I did spend
three years in Japan.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Also, he wait, he did a racist accent in his email?
Has that possible? Ye put that last part in my email?
I'm back ask him this question asked Michael is at
his name. First of all, I appreciate your service. YadA YadA,
Yadam Michael, real quick before we decide if we want
to take your email seriously? Is a taco a sandwich?
With just yes or no? All right, we'll see what

(04:40):
he says. That's a barometric reading of his insanity levels.
I just want to know what he says. You know, boy,
you're a you're a slow fore he's typing with two fingers, Billy, don't,
you can't. That's not how you type. He's a hunt
and pecker is that. It's pretty funny, mister Kelly, watch
yourself now, easy there? All right? Do you think what

(05:02):
was the question? We'll get back to it later, Tom Holman.
He's calling out these sanctuary cities right now, and you know,
interestingly enough, one of them is Washington d C. Washington
d C now has National Guard troops out on the streets.
People think that's egregious, very offensive and afarious. Donald Trump
and the holocaust of Pearl Harbor's and the nine to
eleven of this, and that it's this. It's seventeen pandemics

(05:24):
and a nine to eleven all wrapped up in a
Pearl Harbor burrito, how dare you send the National And
you're like, well, how many National Guard troops?

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Nine?

Speaker 1 (05:32):
I sent it? Okay, thank you, Billy, it was seven words,
good lord. Nine hundred National Guard troops is the answer. Well,
we asked why nine hundred uh huh, and it's a
pretty good answer. Have any of you guys heard this yet?

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Now?

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Nine hundred is the number that Washington d C is
short right now for police officers to patrol the streets.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
They're shy nine hundred. Also, however many they got right
now working on a force, nine hundred more would be
what they thought they should have always had.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Yeah, oh my god. It's not like he's going to
have an absurd amount of troops out on this It's
the exact number of people you would have had out
there if Washington d C. Had met their recruitment goals
for police.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Anybody's stopped to ask the question, then why are they
having such trouble recruiting police officers.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
In big cities like Washington, d C. Apparently the morale
of the law enforcement is low, and I'm sure it
has nothing to do with the fact that every big
city in America has some old black lady as their
police chief. That has nothing to do with it. But
it is a little odd that every one of them
looked around at their police force and said, you know
who the best person is here every single time? Some

(06:46):
old black lady every time. There's not one like everything,
a Hispanic eye or an old Asian lady or no.
All right, well, I guess so, Tiger Mom make a
pretty good police chief. If anybody out there like that,
like that, If anybody out there doesn't think that this
is justified, I might point out.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Here justified, that's a good show right there. I agree, Bill, Yeah,
but that's besides the point here in our city. I
I'm a friend, thank you. He's an undercover reporter and
he recently went undercover with Antifa not long ago in
the Metroplex, the Dallas Fort Worth area. Antifa stormed in
ice agency office. You're familiar with us, and people got

(07:24):
shot and hurt. Very soon, over a dozen people are arrested.
They are planning a similar thing here in Houston, where
our flagship station's at. And we know that because we
know an undercover reporter that exposed these guys.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
He's going to be on my afternoon show. Today. His
name's Joe Trimmer from Texas scorecard dot com. Well he
was to them until he published the story. My point
is in Washington, d C. Where they put nine hundred
troops on the ground because they didn't have nine hundred cops.
Do you think it's possible that Donald Trump and his
administration caught wind of some inside intelligence detailing how people

(07:59):
were going to go out and trash monuments and knock
over statues. Who trash a monuy month? Because it's all
the troops are doing. They're standing by the Lincoln Memorial
and making sure you don't defecate on it or whatever. Yeah,
it's like, well that doesn't actually seem that it's authoritarian.
It's pure and simple.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
And Donald Trump is a dictator and he's he's threatening democracy. Luckily,
the Democrats are the only ones who can save democracy
now by shifting it to socialism.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
The only way we could save democracy is by not
having a primary, choosing Kamala as the opponent to Donald Trump,
rigging the election, stalling a president. Basically, yes, taking away
your constitutional rights and colluding with Russia.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
But other than that, and don't forget, if we put
Trump in jail, then democracy is safe for all.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yeah, this is the Walton and Johnson show. They don't
know what the now do that Roman talk? Why say
take that crazy check, Bob. Oh, that's just perfect. I'm
not gonna shake those gams eyes. I do declare those
a trophy award winning gams if I've ever seen them.
Oh good, I think I hurt my back while I

(09:09):
was jazz handing. Oh my god, Oh it's hurting. Ah,
are you making fun of me? Yeah, a little bit.
I did pinch nerves this week, and it is a
very unusual way to hurt yourself. You're supposed to hang
like a bat. Did you do that? I'd been doing
pull ups chin ups all week and it's been helping me.
I hurt myself, and I've been still going to the
gym because that's how much I hate the thought of

(09:31):
not going to the gym. That's how much I don't
like not being in pain. I really like hurting all
the time anyway. So it's some more advice that nobody
will follow. Kenny, A different Kenny sent this in. If
your back continues to wallow you in the future, try
this drugs stretch your calf muscles for about thirty seconds
in the morning and then again around lunchtime and do

(09:54):
that repeatedly.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
That will Yeah, the email doesn't say this, but stretching
that achilles the area and the hamstring and all of
that will actually loosen up the constriction in your spinal area. Well,
you probably won't follow his advice either, but that's the
way he started his email, so he'll understand.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Oh, the stretching is legitimately what probably hurt me his
lack of stretching. Stretching solves a lot of problems. But
then the problem with stretching is it's kind of gay,
you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, that's no good.
You ever see a guy in the park he's just
doing stretches and you look at him and you think
that guy's wife has a boyfriend. You don't think of
him and think that guy could kick my ass. Wow,

(10:39):
I mean maybe stretching before he does his martial arts
asanas and you know, his forms and practices killing you
without you actually being there. As I'm sure you know
I've got a story about that. Well, of course, there's
one guy in the park over here who does martial
arts and I see him all the time, and you know,
my favorite thing about him. He's an old Asian guy. Well, okay,

(11:02):
there's an old Asian guy and he's doing what's it
called tai chi or whatever. He's out there, goes real slow,
and then all of a sudden, he goes And every
time I see him do it, I think, Man, is
this how the movie starts? Do I accidentally bump into
him and he's like, sends me on a mission or something?
You know?

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:19):
No, I don't think so. You don't know how the
origin story goes. You never the movie hasn't happened yet,
mister Kenneth. You don't know.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Ten year from now you look back at this and think, yeah,
we had no idea, right, it was gonna go.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
But that's the start. One of my problems with Terminator
is that every time they do another one of these movies,
they change when the apocalypse happens.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Do you notice that they keep pushing it back because, uh,
Sarah Connor and Kyle who is it's complicated, But anyway,
it's not that complicated.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah, but he goes back.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
In time to become the Man's father who sent him
back in time.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah, it's sort of complicated. Sorry. Anyway, And the original terminator.
In the eighties, they said Judgment Day would be on
August twenty ninth to nineteen ninety seven. That was very specific. Hey,
that's coming up. Problem way past. The problem is years
later they didn't realize the terminator thing, wouldn't. I mean,
terminator two is probably bigger than terminator one. They did
another one of these.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
And then nineteen ninety seven come along. Nothing, So then
they moved it.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
They said, all right, it's two thousand and four, Like,
all right, two thousand and four, I mean, that's coming gone.
Then they moved it to twenty seventeen when they did
the movie in twenty fifteen. Then they moved it again
to sometime in the forties, the twenty forties, no specific
date given. Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
So now we know they're right this time twenty forty.
That's not that far.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
The more you look at it, the more you wonder
if real life is starting to resemble Hollywood, or is
Hollywood resembling real life. I'm afraid to say, I think
it's going the wrong way. And I still get the
chills every time I hear this song. Ever since I
was a little kid, I think about Arnold Schwartz's buck yeah,
and that coolie, I'll be buck. What is it they
were lowering him into. It's not lava? Remember, it was

(13:01):
like liquid metal ors deal furnace. Is that what it was? Yeah?
They you know, they melt metal down and pour it
and they make stuff out of it. And whenever they
do that, I always it always occurs to me. Man,
that's like the coolest, saddest thing. As a little kid,
I remember watching the end of that movie, thinking, man,
the T one hundred isn't going to exist anymore.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
But then, how did they get rid of the liquid
metal man? Because you can't just dip him in molten metal.
He's already liquid metal.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Didn't they freeze him? I forget how the movie ends. Yeah, memory,
I haven't watched it.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
They froze him and then whacked him with a crowbar
or something, and he broke up into a bunch of pieces. Now,
when he falls out, those pieces have a tendency to
short come back together.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
So that's the problem when you're liquid metal, you know,
And I don't trust anybody that's made out of liquid
metal is the problem.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Thank god I don't have to deal with that today.
There's enough problems already. I feel like you're making fun
of us. But this is a serious issue, you know
it is.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
I understand. It's like quick saying and falling anvils. You
all think it's a joke and then it actually.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Yeah, we tried to warn you when he was a
little kid. Keep your eyes open for quick saying, don't
walk under stuff where an anvil could land on you.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
All right, So this guy went into the CDC and
he opened fire.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
That did not make a lot of news coverage, but
I mean, considering the fact that it's the CDC and
there was like two hundred bullets fired from like five
different guns this guy had, like there was one man
army going on there.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
They're making it sound like he was mad about vaccines.
But he did it at a time when the vaccines
are going away, Which makes me wonder if he was
mad that the vaccines are going away.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
No, says he blamed the vaccine for making him depressed
and suicidal.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
But then wouldn't he be happy now that the people
in charge of the CDC are getting rid of them.
I mean, it's only it's too late. He was already suicidal.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
You know, he should have been happy that it didn't
kill him, Like it did a lot of people.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
That's like saying you're upset that Walmart isn't selling enough
cheap Chinese goods. So then you you.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Walk into Walmart and go eureka. I mean, there's a
ton of it there. You wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
My point is it's like being mad about something that
they're already the problem is already being solved for you.
What are you upset about? Anyway?

Speaker 2 (15:14):
Anyway, So he's dead now, is that the latest? And
that's not the biggest problem today. I mean, we got
a lot of problems in cyborgs ruling you know, the
earth and killing mankind's that's twenty forty. Let's deal with today. Nitathene.
What are we gonna do about nitithene? Oh man, I
don't like that N word. You know how those N
words are.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Nitizine the drug they they said it's more than forty
times more powerful than fentanyl.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
They always use an odd number for some reason, because
that makes you believe that they actually did research on this.
So they say nitathen it's a synthetic opioid forty three
times more powerful or addictive than fentanyl forty three, because
if they'd have said forty you're thinking, oh, they're just

(16:01):
estimating that or just making it up. But when they
say forty three, you have to know they know their stuff.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
And you think to yourself, play, I feel like we've
heard this before, because it wasn't fentanyl eighty two times
more powerful than heroin written a heroin twenty seven more
times powerful than morphine. Morphine's like twelve times more powerful
than aspirin or whatever they were mad about that. I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
I hate to be the one to say this, but
you're going to, Yeah, somebody.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
If you keep coming up with a drug that's X
amount of times more dangerous than the old drug that
was already dangerous at some point, and believe me, I
don't want anyone to get hurt, But at some point
doesn't this problem just kind of solve itself. Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:40):
You know the people that have a tendency to want
to do drugs and they find out there's a new
drug out there and they start taking this stuff and
it kills them. Well, that's what happens if you do drugs.
That's why we often on this show till you don't
do that.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
If somebody said this drug is a million times more
dangerous than heroin, and people are voluntarily taking it, yes,
and they're instantly dying.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yes, but remember some people aren't voluntarily taking it. Like
the fentanyl problem. The people that put out, you know,
the other drugs sometimes sprink a little fentanyl in there
and you didn't know it.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
I've heard that, I still do any illegal.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Drugs, and that's the price you have to pay sometimes,
I guess.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
I've heard that, But then I've also heard that people
wanted to do a faentanyl.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Yeah, and they give you a fentanyl in the hospital
sometimes if you're like in really bad shape.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
It's a different fentanyl though that's not the same thing. Yeah,
it's totally It's a similar chemical compound, but instead of
it being made in a laboratory in China, it's made
in a laboratory in Mexico with chemicals they bought from China. Yeah,
so you feel better about it or worse.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Isn't that similar to the fact that we aren't selling
but the UN or whoever is selling American weapons to
Ukraine to fight Russia.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
But that doesn't concern us. We're not involved. Wait, I's
got like a billion dollars more American weapons to Ukraine.
I am a little concerned about that. Actually, well, what
are you gonna do?

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Yeah, this just in a recent study has proven that
one hundred percent of me doesn't give a fine Walton
and Johnson