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Speaker 1 (00:00):
That's exactly what I was hoping for. It's not bad.
(00:03):
I don't think it could have.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Been Mark Koffler from Dire Straits, but no, you know, maybe.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Later does he have new music out or no? Yes,
having a birthday though. Oh I like that.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I love Dire Straits and Mark Knopfler. You know Sultan's Swing,
YadA YadA, seventy six years old.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
You don't have to give me an excuse to play
some Dire Straits. That's one of my favorite bands. That
is now on the menu for this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
All right, get ready for that coming your way. Also
of Florida man. Don't forget Florida man.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
But I was playing War Pigs for a reason, and
I'll explain that to you in just a little bit.
Donald Trump today getting together with well the war Pigs,
So we'll tell you about that shortly.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Doesn't have to pick trip to Alaska planned as well?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Well, that depends. I think what you're referring to is
East Russia.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yeah, sound about right.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
They have to go to Alaska today is stop of water.
That must suck, you know, being in Alaska. Yes, look out,
now he comes to Florida.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Florida man brought to you this morning by one of
our favorite restaurants of all time, Good Old Dragos.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
You know who I'm talking.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
About, Drago's restaurant dot com fantastic place.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
M Whether you get the chargrilled oysters they're famous for,
or whether you want to do them at home, you
know you can do that too, or whether you like
breakfast certain Drocos restaurants Metorie for one and Baton Rouge.
When it's ready, they'll be having breakfast.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I do enjoy Drogo's.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
I also enjoy Florida related news because it's always a
little amusing.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
What's going on today, Billy and Well.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
The police were called to a complaint of exposure and
found Anthony Smith.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
He's a thirty two.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Year old grown man who works as a wedding DJ.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Oh No, yeah, the worst at all, the worst.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
And he was walking around in a park in this
particular area wearing women's lingerie. Well, of course he was,
and by wearing it, I mean just barely. Well, a
complaint was for exposure. I think I know what was exposed.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Also, he's a fully grown man wearing women's underwear. I
don't think it's fit to go with this body. Let's
not be judge, we don't know what he looks like.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
He's in pretty good shape, though again there's a picture
in case you wanted to see who we're looking at there.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
He also looks like he's in the Commodores. Yeah, that's true,
he does.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
He looks like he sings either baritone or he plays
upright bass.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah. Well, Anthony here.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Was wearing women's lingerie, the bottoms of which, by the way,
were the thong variety, which not only exposed his generous
ash cheeks, but left his genitals fully exposed.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
And yeah, there's no pocket support there for a man's junk.
That's the way women's underwear is made now. That normally
would have been enough to freak anybody out, but no.
He also was wearing fake breasts, a wig of long
black hair, a black mask over his face. A A,
(03:20):
I don't know what the hell A penis ring?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Oh, I don't know. You could get jewelry, but it
says it's a rooster ring. Billy, I don't think there
is such a thing as a penis.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Those are used for arousal purposes and to maintain said
arousal upon completion.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Boy, mister Kenneth, you explain that as though you were
reading it right off the side.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Of the box. Yeah, that's not good.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Also, a black fox tail protruding from his dairy air.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
That's French for ass.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
You know.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
The worst part about all this is I'm sort of
vaguely familiar with what these products are supposed to look like.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yeah, and now I've seen hal Did you know about this?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
The foxtail bushy tail was attached, oh god, to a
plug of some sort that he because there was no
there was no place else to attach it. Since he's
wearing a lingerie thong, was inserted in an area in
the back there, you know, the warehouse most.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Marit a couple.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Married couples are probably familiar with that product on the
shelf of the local adults novelty store.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Now, Anthony here, while parading around and all his get up,
did not apparently want to be detained by the law.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
You know what I'm saying. He attempted to evade.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
A police officer who discovered him inside the Indian Riverside
Park in Jensen Beach. I don't think I've ever been there.
He was apprehended. Oh, they caught him over by the
Children's museum.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Oh god.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
He ran towards the kids.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Just a coincidence or on purpose, I don't know how God.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Asked by police what's going on here today, mister Smith
reportedly said he suffers from some sort of a sexual addiction.
Well obvious, and engaging in this sort of behavior arouses him,
So you ought to do mind your own business, mister
police man.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
This said.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
This is not the first time he's had a running
with the law for this same kind of behavior. He
has been convicted in twenty seventeen of indecent exposure resisting
arrest while he was spotted naked. See now he was
dressed in lingerie at that time, he was naked and
whacking it in public. I don't know what's worse.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Just a fully grown naked man or a guy ducked
out in all that women's lingerie kind of ruins women's
lingerie for me, to be honest, you know, yeah, you know,
the thought of who I'd want to be wearing it
versus the visual of him.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Here's his problem.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Basically, he says he does this because regular pornographic materials
doesn't get him where he needs to go. Stop Really
that he does not want to violate his morals by
having sexual relationships before marriage, or by using a woman
simply for sexual purposes.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
So he does this instead. See, so good job, sir. Hey,
we should be congratulating this man. Boy.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
He's actually kind of making me agree with the paleo
conservatives a little bit.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
This guy isn't that exactly what they say.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Because porn has screwed people up, it's causing him to
do things like this.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
The addiction to online porn is a well documented problem
in this country, probably in the world.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Now, sure, I would agree that's probably not healthy. But
at the same time, I.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Don't know how many millions of people are looking at
it compared to how many guys like this are out there. Still,
Suddenly I agree with the anti porn people just looking
at this news story. If I could not know about this.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Bound about to take a look at his cat. Y'all
said he looked like he was an accommodores. I want
to see his cat.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Mister, Oh, you kind of look like never mind, here
show him the picture here? All right? There we go? Yeah,
go ahead. Does he look like he's in the commodorees
or what? No?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
No, but I think he was leading led down the
commodore trail because he's wearing headphones in this picture looks
like I do notice brother.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
You know that guy?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
It looks like a dude. I know, how do you
stay over in Florida? I don't know where he's these days.
I hadn't seen him in years, but when I knew him,
he was living at his parents house, even as an adult,
which is kind of sad.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Well, mister, oh, you're not telling us anything. We didn't
know you just walked in. This is a Florida man
news stir up.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
According to court reports, he resides at a home owned
by his parents.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Oh, okay, and how old is he? Exactly? He's thirty two. Oh,
that's too old to be acting like this. Yeah, I
gotta tell you I've been in trouble with the law
since the day he was born.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Certainly seems though, wait meant from a two second what
I'm gonna think that's the Well? I mean, it might
be true, but it sounded like you were quoting something thing. Oh,
I don't know where that came from.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Billy d mister k mister L. Dukes of Hazard. Now
we know, mister, the song howtastical? Tuesday Walton and Johnson
Radio Network are you feel better now that we're doing this?
Is this better that works? Dire Straight's birthday? I mean, honestly,
(08:23):
it's one of my favorite bands of all time.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
It should be everyone's favorite. Yes, if we love them,
then everyone should.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
If I have to hear a guy that sings with
that nasally voice that goes in this order, dire strait's
Tom Petty Bob Dylan in that order.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Dire Straight, Willy is Anas. You know, I just I
don't really listen to a lot of country. I guess
i'd put him in there somewhere. You've heard of him,
I guess before Bob Dylan.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
You're right, mama, I don't let your babies sound a
little nasal to me.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Grow up to me, Cambo, because you have to hold
your nose when you do it.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Does this affect your decision? Have you ever heard that
Bob Dylan is a closet conservative?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
That? I have not heard that? What's his name?
Speaker 3 (09:00):
And Pa Townshend of the who didn't like Bob Dylan
because he wasn't liberal enough in real life. So sad
I know to not be able to hang out with
the who I mean.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Oh god, I mean, that's just ruined your whole day,
wouldn't it? Man? Probably not. In the meantime, apparently George
Strait is teaming up with Governor Abbott to rush aid.
They already got the money, didn't they. No, this is new.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
It's happening again here News yesterday wrote, despite Democrat lawmakers
fleeing the state and holding up vital relief efforts, the
Republican governor of Texas is teaming up with George Strait
and other private groups to help ensure that funds raised
will get to people as quickly as possible, those who
suffered the worst during the recent flooding in Texas Hill Country.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I don't know how much they raised for the big
relief concert. I don't have the numbers. But they already
have had the concert, They've got the money, and now
they want to get together with the Governor to make
sure it gets to the right people as quickly as possible.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
They're going to provide more than sixty families, the families
the most impacted by the catastrophic floods in Texas Hill Country,
with twenty five thousand dollars relief checks apiece. The governor
says it's an initial down payment on the relief there's
still more incoming, but for the time being, since the
state can't do much else to help, because all these
Democrats are enjoying what the after hour party at the
(10:24):
lallapaloos a music festival in Chicago, we're going to have
to do this instead.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
So they at least have how much twenty five thousand.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Each of a little more than sixty families will all
get a twenty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Relief chug over one point five million dollars. So obviously
they raised a pretty good amount, even though I don't
know the specifics of that. And now, what has happened
to these lawmakers that have run away and not come back?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
They said?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
The governor says he's just going to keep called in
special session after special session until they show up. He
has the authority to do so, and apparently he has
instructed the FBI to round them up.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Oh, that's one way of looking at it.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Another way of looking at it would be this Texas
Republican leaders are talking about all this stuff they're gonna do,
and they've been doing it, not doing anything for several
days now.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Well over a week. Last Monday, they weren't there. When
they were supposed to be there, and the governor had
some pretty strong words for them then, and so far nothing.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Senator John Cornyn is another one, Dustin Burrows, the Texas
House Speaker. It still annoys the snot out of me
that all these social media influencers appear appear to have
been paid over the weekend, huh, to tell their followers
how great Texas House Speaker Dustin Burrows is. There was
this weird, suspicious moment. I was hanging out backstage in
(11:53):
the green room at Southern Rhythm in Denham Springs over
the weekend, waiting for our comedy show, and I noticed
all of a sudden, a lot of prominent conservative social
media influencers who never tweet about Texas state politics, suddenly
started bragging about how great Dustin Burrows was. Really, if
you're not from the state of Texas, you probably didn't
(12:13):
know this, But Dustin Burrows is Texas House Speaker not
because he's a conservative Republican, but because every Democrat lawmaker
and every liberal Republican lawmaker voted for him to be
the Texas House Speaker. He got none of the conservative votes.
And now a year later, we're supposed to believe that
he's the bastion of conservative principles. No, no, he's the
(12:36):
guy the Democrats wanted. And now when you know what
is hitting the fan and nothing's happening to the Democrat
lawmakers that aren't going to work, one has to wonder
if this would be handled differently if we had only
had a different guy as House speaker. We'll never know,
but you know, we could go back and try again.
I mean, we probably do know, but we can't do
(12:57):
anything about it now. There's no going back in time
and do it the way you suggested we do it.
It's already been done. It's already been done.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
In the meantime, we take it to Louisville, Kentucky. I'm sorry,
would you say it for me? Louisville, Louisville, Louisville Armand
Langford was convicted of robbing nineteen people And you're probably
wondering what like over the span of twenty years now,
basically in a three four month period was a crime spree.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Not long ago.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
He was sentenced to fourteen years in prison, but his
lawyer convinced a judge who kind of looks like she
might be a backup singer in the Commodores to let
him out on probation instead. What's what the Commodores?
Speaker 2 (13:35):
You guys just watched or listen to a Commodore album
this morning earlier?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
What that's not important? Don't ask those questions.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Any of Dad, one of Langford's prior robbery victims, was
horrified to learn he's now been involved in another crime. Weirdly,
the judge that was supposed to send him away to
prison has led him out now on probation, very lenient sentence.
There's this photo of her and we thought that somebody
modified it to put some big, silly green glasses on it, like, yeah,
(14:05):
she looks like sadly.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
That was her choice.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
It looks like something Elton John would have worn in
the seventies. And anyway, her name's Judge Jessica E.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Green. I guess that's her stick because she wears giant green.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
If somebody has put those glasses on her and then
taken her picture, they would have been accused of the
most horrible racism known to mankind. But she picked him
out herself and plopped them on her face. And so
it's brave. I'm sure it's brave. And and what else
is it? They stunning and brain stunning and brain stunning
(14:38):
and brand Oh yeah, she's a I can't ever think
of the stuff they say.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Looks like she's in the commodores.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Yeah yeah, but also speaking her truth? Is that what
they do is speaking truth to power. Oh okay, well
that's what she's.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Doing by releasing dangerous criminals into the community.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I think that's not actually good for the community.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
And yet they have new stories every day, And you
can go back months and months if you want to,
just google crime and Washington shooting in DC. Any of
those things will take you to multiple acts of violence
just this year when they're saying crime is down and
a lot of it is perpetrated by people who should
have been locked up.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Yeah, they turned the blues. Well, we have this.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Problem in our city and we have a moderate, lifelong
Democrat as our mayor. And all he did, and please understand,
as I explain this is going to sound like I'm
criticizing him.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
I'm not.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
All this guy did as mayor of the City of
Houston was exactly what any Democrat would have done, except
for one thing. He cracked down on crime. And now
there's a recall petition going around to get rid of him.
Get out for to recall the mayor, the current one,
John Whitmyer. Yeah, yeah, for behaving like a moderate close
to the left of center democrat for the late twentieth century,
(16:01):
basically like a Democrat from the nineties.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Now he is a democrat, has been democrat, not like
a new one. And who in charge of his recall.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
A bunch of communists, Democrats people Lena had aalgois friends
his people.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Yeah, now supposedly his people.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Well, if there's just two sides, red and blue, then
he on that whatever side purple blue. But really, shouldn't
it be red, white and blue? And let's worry about
the citizens of this country and not the red or
the blue politicians.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
I'm sorry, it sounds like what you're saying is we
need to do more for the white citizens of this country.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Oh whoa, whoa. I'm gonna have to retract it, I thought,
and my partners in the next room. Whatever will I do,
I've got it.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
I'll reach for.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
A brand new can of cause problem, the same great
formula you've always loved, but now and
Speaker 1 (16:53):
I can Walton and Johnson
That's exactly what I was hoping for. It's not bad.
(00:03):
I don't think it could have.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Been Mark Koffler from Dire Straits, but no, you know, maybe.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Later does he have new music out or no? Yes,
having a birthday though. Oh I like that.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I love Dire Straits and Mark Knopfler. You know Sultan's Swing,
YadA YadA, seventy six years old.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
You don't have to give me an excuse to play
some Dire Straits. That's one of my favorite bands. That
is now on the menu for this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
All right, get ready for that coming your way. Also
of Florida man. Don't forget Florida man.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
But I was playing War Pigs for a reason, and
I'll explain that to you in just a little bit.
Donald Trump today getting together with well the war Pigs,
So we'll tell you about that shortly.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Doesn't have to pick trip to Alaska planned as well?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Well, that depends. I think what you're referring to is
East Russia.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yeah, sound about right.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
They have to go to Alaska today is stop of water.
That must suck, you know, being in Alaska. Yes, look out,
now he comes to Florida.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Florida man brought to you this morning by one of
our favorite restaurants of all time, Good Old Dragos.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
You know who I'm talking.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
About, Drago's restaurant dot com fantastic place.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
M Whether you get the chargrilled oysters they're famous for,
or whether you want to do them at home, you
know you can do that too, or whether you like
breakfast certain Drocos restaurants Metorie for one and Baton Rouge.
When it's ready, they'll be having breakfast.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I do enjoy Drogo's.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
I also enjoy Florida related news because it's always a
little amusing.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
What's going on today, Billy and Well.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
The police were called to a complaint of exposure and
found Anthony Smith.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
He's a thirty two.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Year old grown man who works as a wedding DJ.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Oh No, yeah, the worst at all, the worst.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
And he was walking around in a park in this
particular area wearing women's lingerie. Well, of course he was,
and by wearing it, I mean just barely. Well, a
complaint was for exposure. I think I know what was exposed.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Also, he's a fully grown man wearing women's underwear. I
don't think it's fit to go with this body. Let's
not be judge, we don't know what he looks like.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
He's in pretty good shape, though again there's a picture
in case you wanted to see who we're looking at there.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
He also looks like he's in the Commodores. Yeah, that's true,
he does.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
He looks like he sings either baritone or he plays
upright bass.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah. Well, Anthony here.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Was wearing women's lingerie, the bottoms of which, by the way,
were the thong variety, which not only exposed his generous
ash cheeks, but left his genitals fully exposed.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
And yeah, there's no pocket support there for a man's junk.
That's the way women's underwear is made now. That normally
would have been enough to freak anybody out, but no.
He also was wearing fake breasts, a wig of long
black hair, a black mask over his face. A A,
(03:20):
I don't know what the hell A penis ring?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Oh, I don't know. You could get jewelry, but it
says it's a rooster ring. Billy, I don't think there
is such a thing as a penis.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Those are used for arousal purposes and to maintain said
arousal upon completion.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Boy, mister Kenneth, you explain that as though you were
reading it right off the side.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Of the box. Yeah, that's not good.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Also, a black fox tail protruding from his dairy air.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
That's French for ass.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
You know.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
The worst part about all this is I'm sort of
vaguely familiar with what these products are supposed to look like.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yeah, and now I've seen hal Did you know about this?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
The foxtail bushy tail was attached, oh god, to a
plug of some sort that he because there was no
there was no place else to attach it. Since he's
wearing a lingerie thong, was inserted in an area in
the back there, you know, the warehouse most.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Marit a couple.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Married couples are probably familiar with that product on the
shelf of the local adults novelty store.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Now, Anthony here, while parading around and all his get up,
did not apparently want to be detained by the law.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
You know what I'm saying. He attempted to evade.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
A police officer who discovered him inside the Indian Riverside
Park in Jensen Beach. I don't think I've ever been there.
He was apprehended. Oh, they caught him over by the
Children's museum.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Oh god.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
He ran towards the kids.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Just a coincidence or on purpose, I don't know how God.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Asked by police what's going on here today, mister Smith
reportedly said he suffers from some sort of a sexual addiction.
Well obvious, and engaging in this sort of behavior arouses him,
So you ought to do mind your own business, mister
police man.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
This said.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
This is not the first time he's had a running
with the law for this same kind of behavior. He
has been convicted in twenty seventeen of indecent exposure resisting
arrest while he was spotted naked. See now he was
dressed in lingerie at that time, he was naked and
whacking it in public. I don't know what's worse.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Just a fully grown naked man or a guy ducked
out in all that women's lingerie kind of ruins women's
lingerie for me, to be honest, you know, yeah, you know,
the thought of who I'd want to be wearing it
versus the visual of him.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Here's his problem.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Basically, he says he does this because regular pornographic materials
doesn't get him where he needs to go. Stop Really
that he does not want to violate his morals by
having sexual relationships before marriage, or by using a woman
simply for sexual purposes.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
So he does this instead. See, so good job, sir. Hey,
we should be congratulating this man. Boy.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
He's actually kind of making me agree with the paleo
conservatives a little bit.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
This guy isn't that exactly what they say.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Because porn has screwed people up, it's causing him to
do things like this.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
The addiction to online porn is a well documented problem
in this country, probably in the world.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Now, sure, I would agree that's probably not healthy. But
at the same time, I.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Don't know how many millions of people are looking at
it compared to how many guys like this are out there. Still,
Suddenly I agree with the anti porn people just looking
at this news story. If I could not know about this.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Bound about to take a look at his cat. Y'all
said he looked like he was an accommodores. I want
to see his cat.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Mister, Oh, you kind of look like never mind, here
show him the picture here? All right? There we go? Yeah,
go ahead. Does he look like he's in the commodorees
or what? No?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
No, but I think he was leading led down the
commodore trail because he's wearing headphones in this picture looks
like I do notice brother.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
You know that guy?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
It looks like a dude. I know, how do you
stay over in Florida? I don't know where he's these days.
I hadn't seen him in years, but when I knew him,
he was living at his parents house, even as an adult,
which is kind of sad.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Well, mister, oh, you're not telling us anything. We didn't
know you just walked in. This is a Florida man
news stir up.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
According to court reports, he resides at a home owned
by his parents.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Oh, okay, and how old is he? Exactly? He's thirty two. Oh,
that's too old to be acting like this. Yeah, I
gotta tell you I've been in trouble with the law
since the day he was born.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Certainly seems though, wait meant from a two second what
I'm gonna think that's the Well? I mean, it might
be true, but it sounded like you were quoting something thing. Oh,
I don't know where that came from.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Billy d mister k mister L. Dukes of Hazard. Now
we know, mister, the song howtastical? Tuesday Walton and Johnson
Radio Network are you feel better now that we're doing this?
Is this better that works? Dire Straight's birthday? I mean, honestly,
(08:23):
it's one of my favorite bands of all time.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
It should be everyone's favorite. Yes, if we love them,
then everyone should.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
If I have to hear a guy that sings with
that nasally voice that goes in this order, dire strait's
Tom Petty Bob Dylan in that order.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Dire Straight, Willy is Anas. You know, I just I
don't really listen to a lot of country. I guess
i'd put him in there somewhere. You've heard of him,
I guess before Bob Dylan.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
You're right, mama, I don't let your babies sound a
little nasal to me.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Grow up to me, Cambo, because you have to hold
your nose when you do it.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Does this affect your decision? Have you ever heard that
Bob Dylan is a closet conservative?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
That? I have not heard that? What's his name?
Speaker 3 (09:00):
And Pa Townshend of the who didn't like Bob Dylan
because he wasn't liberal enough in real life. So sad
I know to not be able to hang out with
the who I mean.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Oh god, I mean, that's just ruined your whole day,
wouldn't it? Man? Probably not. In the meantime, apparently George
Strait is teaming up with Governor Abbott to rush aid.
They already got the money, didn't they. No, this is new.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
It's happening again here News yesterday wrote, despite Democrat lawmakers
fleeing the state and holding up vital relief efforts, the
Republican governor of Texas is teaming up with George Strait
and other private groups to help ensure that funds raised
will get to people as quickly as possible, those who
suffered the worst during the recent flooding in Texas Hill Country.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I don't know how much they raised for the big
relief concert. I don't have the numbers. But they already
have had the concert, They've got the money, and now
they want to get together with the Governor to make
sure it gets to the right people as quickly as possible.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
They're going to provide more than sixty families, the families
the most impacted by the catastrophic floods in Texas Hill Country,
with twenty five thousand dollars relief checks apiece. The governor
says it's an initial down payment on the relief there's
still more incoming, but for the time being, since the
state can't do much else to help, because all these
Democrats are enjoying what the after hour party at the
(10:24):
lallapaloos a music festival in Chicago, we're going to have
to do this instead.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
So they at least have how much twenty five thousand.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Each of a little more than sixty families will all
get a twenty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Relief chug over one point five million dollars. So obviously
they raised a pretty good amount, even though I don't
know the specifics of that. And now, what has happened
to these lawmakers that have run away and not come back?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
They said?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
The governor says he's just going to keep called in
special session after special session until they show up. He
has the authority to do so, and apparently he has
instructed the FBI to round them up.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Oh, that's one way of looking at it.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Another way of looking at it would be this Texas
Republican leaders are talking about all this stuff they're gonna do,
and they've been doing it, not doing anything for several
days now.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Well over a week. Last Monday, they weren't there. When
they were supposed to be there, and the governor had
some pretty strong words for them then, and so far nothing.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Senator John Cornyn is another one, Dustin Burrows, the Texas
House Speaker. It still annoys the snot out of me
that all these social media influencers appear appear to have
been paid over the weekend, huh, to tell their followers
how great Texas House Speaker Dustin Burrows is. There was
this weird, suspicious moment. I was hanging out backstage in
(11:53):
the green room at Southern Rhythm in Denham Springs over
the weekend, waiting for our comedy show, and I noticed
all of a sudden, a lot of prominent conservative social
media influencers who never tweet about Texas state politics, suddenly
started bragging about how great Dustin Burrows was. Really, if
you're not from the state of Texas, you probably didn't
(12:13):
know this, But Dustin Burrows is Texas House Speaker not
because he's a conservative Republican, but because every Democrat lawmaker
and every liberal Republican lawmaker voted for him to be
the Texas House Speaker. He got none of the conservative votes.
And now a year later, we're supposed to believe that
he's the bastion of conservative principles. No, no, he's the
(12:36):
guy the Democrats wanted. And now when you know what
is hitting the fan and nothing's happening to the Democrat
lawmakers that aren't going to work, one has to wonder
if this would be handled differently if we had only
had a different guy as House speaker. We'll never know,
but you know, we could go back and try again.
I mean, we probably do know, but we can't do
(12:57):
anything about it now. There's no going back in time
and do it the way you suggested we do it.
It's already been done. It's already been done.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
In the meantime, we take it to Louisville, Kentucky. I'm sorry,
would you say it for me? Louisville, Louisville, Louisville Armand
Langford was convicted of robbing nineteen people And you're probably
wondering what like over the span of twenty years now,
basically in a three four month period was a crime spree.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Not long ago.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
He was sentenced to fourteen years in prison, but his
lawyer convinced a judge who kind of looks like she
might be a backup singer in the Commodores to let
him out on probation instead. What's what the Commodores?
Speaker 2 (13:35):
You guys just watched or listen to a Commodore album
this morning earlier?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
What that's not important? Don't ask those questions.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Any of Dad, one of Langford's prior robbery victims, was
horrified to learn he's now been involved in another crime. Weirdly,
the judge that was supposed to send him away to
prison has led him out now on probation, very lenient sentence.
There's this photo of her and we thought that somebody
modified it to put some big, silly green glasses on it, like, yeah,
(14:05):
she looks like sadly.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
That was her choice.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
It looks like something Elton John would have worn in
the seventies. And anyway, her name's Judge Jessica E.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Green. I guess that's her stick because she wears giant green.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
If somebody has put those glasses on her and then
taken her picture, they would have been accused of the
most horrible racism known to mankind. But she picked him
out herself and plopped them on her face. And so
it's brave. I'm sure it's brave. And and what else
is it? They stunning and brain stunning and brain stunning
(14:38):
and brand Oh yeah, she's a I can't ever think
of the stuff they say.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Looks like she's in the commodores.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Yeah yeah, but also speaking her truth? Is that what
they do is speaking truth to power. Oh okay, well
that's what she's.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Doing by releasing dangerous criminals into the community.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I think that's not actually good for the community.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
And yet they have new stories every day, And you
can go back months and months if you want to,
just google crime and Washington shooting in DC. Any of
those things will take you to multiple acts of violence
just this year when they're saying crime is down and
a lot of it is perpetrated by people who should
have been locked up.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Yeah, they turned the blues. Well, we have this.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Problem in our city and we have a moderate, lifelong
Democrat as our mayor. And all he did, and please understand,
as I explain this is going to sound like I'm
criticizing him.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
I'm not.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
All this guy did as mayor of the City of
Houston was exactly what any Democrat would have done, except
for one thing. He cracked down on crime. And now
there's a recall petition going around to get rid of him.
Get out for to recall the mayor, the current one,
John Whitmyer. Yeah, yeah, for behaving like a moderate close
to the left of center democrat for the late twentieth century,
(16:01):
basically like a Democrat from the nineties.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Now he is a democrat, has been democrat, not like
a new one. And who in charge of his recall.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
A bunch of communists, Democrats people Lena had aalgois friends
his people.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Yeah, now supposedly his people.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Well, if there's just two sides, red and blue, then
he on that whatever side purple blue. But really, shouldn't
it be red, white and blue? And let's worry about
the citizens of this country and not the red or
the blue politicians.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
I'm sorry, it sounds like what you're saying is we
need to do more for the white citizens of this country.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Oh whoa, whoa. I'm gonna have to retract it, I thought,
and my partners in the next room. Whatever will I do,
I've got it.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
I'll reach for.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
A brand new can of cause problem, the same great
formula you've always loved, but now and
Speaker 1 (16:53):
I can Walton and Johnson
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