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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, if you enjoy The Walton Johnson Show like we do,
then you might also enjoy the Pursuit of Happiness show
in the afternoon with Oh Kenney Webster there and as
a matter of fact, I think, do we have a clip?
Can we play a clip?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Oh? Hi?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Sidney Sweeney burst into tears after her new movie received
a standing ovation in a screening last weekend. Usually guys
can't clap for her because one of their hands are busy. Hi, everybody,
I'm Kenny Webster. I'm not proud of that joke. But
you're paying attention, aren't you. Theodore Emmy Taylor. You're listening,
aren't you. Hey, look at that Theodore m It's the
(00:46):
stand up comedian, the bow tie guy, Theodore Ammy Taylor
live in my studio right now, there, Theodore. This is
I had to make this awkward and uncomfortable, but this
is one of the most ethnic moments we've had on
the show. Wow, oh wow, not really not the most.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
If you could tell, well, you're you're not just black,
You're African.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I'm straight from the Motherland, you are, well, not necessarily,
I'm Liberian, so I'm straight from here to the Motherland
back here.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
To the moddle.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Like most most people don't understand what you just said,
because people in America don't usually care to learn about
other countries. But like Liberia was a place where ex
slaves were.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Set enslaved folks came over here and said, you know
what that boat trip was. Hell, let's take another one.
And then you went back and you.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
No offense because I love you, You're my brother. I
got nothing but respect for Theodore. You look like you
are an expert in Texas culinary delights. Yes, and in
Africa people don't really look like that, do they. No.
I like African food, but it's not compared to Texas food.
(01:58):
It's not the same thing.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Well, I mean, okay, so okay, here's the thing. We
like hot stuff. West Africans love hot food. We love
uh a lot of stews. Were a stu eating people
as a big part of it. Yeah, like rices and stews.
You can check that out on my new web series
(02:20):
called Eating Foreign with Theodore Emmy Taylor.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
That's a thing. Yeah, you do. You seem like a
kind of guy.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
If you did a food show, I would watch that show.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
It's basically me and my funny friends go out and
eat foreign foods.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Bro, I recently ate brain.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
If only you knew some local, funny, right wing libertarian
media personality that would be good on that show.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Yeah, that'd be yeah. Are you a foreign No, that's
the problem.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
I'm from Well, I'm from Chicago, Okay, I'm I'm a
war refugee. Oh apparently did you not know that? And
I'm from shy Raq. Oh have you ever have you
ever seen someone place? Have you ever seen somebody get shot?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Uh? Well, not seen. I've seen a shooting. Have you
ever seen a stabbing? No?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
My brother got shot. How do I have more street
cred than you? That's crazy. I grew up in the suburbs.
I'm not claiming those streets.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Well.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
You you defy a lot of stereotypes people. You show
up and you're like a funny black guy from the South.
You wear a bow tie and a lot of cardigans.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Yeah. I love a good cardigan. All right.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I want to get you to react to some funny
videos that went viral today, some political stuff. You know,
you and I have been friends for a long time.
Anybody that's seen you perform at Operation Comedy Therapy over
the years, we've raised a lot of money for disabled
military veterans nose.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
You're a funny comedian.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
You're a hilarious dude, and you and I you have
a diverse array of opinions, as do I. But for
the record, you are a hilarious comedian, and I want
people to know they could check out your special online.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
You can actually check it all out on Amazon Prime
for free now. It is free on Amazon Prime with
commercials and.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
With commercial with hey, commercials, is all right? Nothing wrong
with that? Theodore. You left Texas right, You and other
friend of mine Tim, Tim mathis good friend.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Both of you hilarious comedians.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Both you really good comedy writers picked up at the
same time, and you guys moved to California right as
all the comedians in Hollywood were moving to Texas.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Was that like a hermit crab kind of thing? Why
did that happen?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
It was one of those things where we've all wanted
to do it, and we were like, let's move to
Beverly a little. We got we got our our Texas
tea and grow it up and went out there there.
I mean, we were just trying to take We went
there right during the pandemic.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
So I actually fun.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
That was a terrible time to move to California. You
left a state where we never even had a pandemic, no,
and you moved to a place where I think they
still have mask mandates.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Well, I mean I don't think they do, but they did.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
If you were at if you were at Lax right now,
at the California Airport, it would not be unusual to
see someone today, on what's today's September ninth, twenty twenty five,
walking around with a mask. Right, Well, that's because they
a lot of Asians is still wear masks. Asians love
the mask, not a bad thing. They stopping the sickness
fill coming to you. So, but doesn't it the mask
(05:12):
protects people from you, It doesn't protect you from them, right.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
No, no, no, So I respect that they're not on me,
and most people know that, I mean for the Yeah,
for the most part.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Is anybody wearing the mask because it thinks that it's
making them safer.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Those people still exist.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Ah, there's a little tics everywherehere that.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Is that is a that is a fair point Theoremmy
Taylor live in studio right now.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
You're from Houston.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I'm from Chicago, baby, So you and I technically we've
lived in the city.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
We've lived in the suburbs.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
You and I are from two of the roughest cities
in America, and we've lived in both.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
The nice pide of town in Texas Spring Text.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
You're from the mean streets of Katie. I'm from the
hard streets of sugar Lands and.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Cowboys were killing a gang.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Well, I'm from Chicago, and as you know, Chicago's pretty
big place.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Have you done Have you done comedy there? I've done comedy.
Shout out to Schaumberg and Improv. I love it. Going
back soon. Have you been to Zanies before? No, I
have not. I've only been in the Schaumberg.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Improv and a bunch of city, a bunch of like
like bars and.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Stuff around the town. They're pretty similar. Zanies is a
big club in the suburbs. They have a tiny club
in the city. Improv is the biggest corporate comedy thing
around the country. Yeah, I was there the other night
with one of your friends. Was there Keisha Flowers? Is
that her names?
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Keisha Hunt, That's who it is, Keisha Hunt. I don't
know why.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Yeah, she was funny. I guess I just assume you
know each other because I do know her. Actually we're
actually really good friends. And is that because we're both black?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
See? Did I just do a racism? Did I do
a racism?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Now?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
It it was it was molsa, it was homophobic. We're
both lesbians? Is that right? Your Lesbia too?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
That's great, Scissor sisters, fantastic unified. All right. Well, I'm
from Chicago, and as you.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Know, it's a big place. So there's it's this guy
named Nick Shirley.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
He's a conservative, right wing reporter, and he headed out
to Chicago recently because, as you know, there's a lot
of fervor, if you will, controversy about Donald Trump possibly
sending the National Guard to go police the streets of Chicago. Wow,
as a left leaning guy, you're not really on the right. No,
does that freak you out? The thought of national Guard.
(07:22):
They don't really do anything.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
It's not like a white man calling the police out
to a group of black people.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Nah, that doesn't real, Scar.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
But they're not cops, right, They're they're they're they're just
stand there and make sure nobody.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Loose and basically waste a bunch of tax payer money.
Where listen, man, it's the Chicago PD. I think they
can handle.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
But you know, we but we gotta pay him anyway,
Why not have the National Guard do something?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I mean, like, I mean, I respect this happened in
La because he sent them out to La, like you
picking the two of the biggest Like I can see
if it was like Idaho PD, but this is like
they're good at slamming.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Hiss Were you there? Were you in La when that happened?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
And it happened like in a small little point part
downtown that like I didn't even see nobody.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
My mom kept calling me. She kept calling me, but.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
She was nervous. Does your mom watch MSNBC? Yeah, so
she was sitting and imagining the worst.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
She was watching and she just called and was like, Hey,
what's going on? I said, nothing, nothing's going on because
LA's a city, all right.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Well, a white guy wanted to prove that Chicago is dangerous, oh,
which is not hard to prove. You know, they had
fifty four people murdered or shot last weekend. This weekend
it was twenty.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Hey, Chicago, you don't have to be part of the
fifty four. Stay out of those places.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
It's a lot.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Well, hey, you're right, avoid the bad neighborhood. A't nobody
getting shot at the bean Shere is Nick Shirley walking
around interviewing black people about what it's like to live
in a dangerous neighborhood and.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
What would happened a cop pulled up right now and
they saw us with this thing I'm baling? And now
after you've really got shot? How do you feel about
gun byance?
Speaker 7 (08:57):
And he?
Speaker 6 (08:57):
Are you ready for the gun vines to stop?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Or is he interviewing a black eye while he drinks
caprice sons? Why is it so sunny because the weather
the weather is lovely in Chicago right now?
Speaker 4 (09:09):
This is a war zone. I need to see nypal.
I'm going everywhere.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Well, it's Sonny in Iraq. It's always Sonny in Bagdad.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Yeah, man, but at least there's a plume of war.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
Living here in Chicago. We've been talking with these guys
right here. Is it pretty dangerous to be walking around
these streets?
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (09:24):
Yeah, I ain't gonna bro. Is that why you're walking down?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I got up thrown by faux pipes in one day
and that was that was the first day I ever
even knew how to hit a late What is he
saying to Theodore, yeah, he said, he got uh four
pipes meaning four guns got thrown on him, and it
was the first time he ever knew how to hit
a lick. A lick meeting a place where you can
get ill gotten goods from a from a like a
like a like like crime.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Dude, I'm steel things. I'm about to look so lame
right now. But I've got to ask you speak the
way I speak? How do you know what he's saying?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Because I have black people in my family, you know,
I mean so many of my family said head a
leg I would have.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
We're going to Ben and Jerry's.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Or that means, uh, go steal something or get something
ill gotten.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
I knew it was gonna pay off. Henny, you heard
today theater. Thank you. All right, here's some.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
More playing les right here in his line that threat,
however you want to take you Okay, Now.
Speaker 6 (10:25):
The sun has set. It's getting a little dark out here.
You're ty, you're puffing.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
If a white guy said to a black guy, it's
getting a little dark out here, what would you assume
exactly what I was going to?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Like, there are a lot of places in this in
this state. What it's saying it's getting a little darker here.
You're not casually walking in there Vider Texas.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
You know, co Walker, I shouldn't walk around Brownsville. He
you shouldn't walk around Vider. Yeah, yeah, yeah his Vider
mostly white or black? It's mostly white. I was at
where was? I was at the improv the other night
with Jesse Peyton and some other people. Nathaniel Amador. Do
you know a lot of subcomics you know you're friends
with And there was a woman hanging out with us
(11:06):
from Vider And when she said she was from Viner,
I was like, where's that? And she goes, you don't
want to go there now? Yeah, where's Vider? Texas?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Texas is on the way to know it's on the
way to like Beaumont, Texas.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Is on the east.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I think down it ten uh, it's where a lot
of bad things happened to the blacks. Kkk yeah this
near Jasper. Jasper is where the guy got huh. Yeah,
I mean there's It's just you don't want to know.
If you're my hue, you don't want to you don't
want to be there. It's kind of funny because like
(11:38):
I have some friends of that of the white Prasasian
who will go through like a camping ground over there,
and they always want me to go.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
And I was like, uh no, slavery much as a
as a black guy being invited to go camping, my
first thought would be, I've seen a horror film from
the seventies before.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
There's one black guy with a bunch of whites. I
know who's dying first on.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
The suburbs as it is, I'm not going camping. First
of all, I'm not I lamp. I don't camp. You
gotta there's gotta be some sort.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Of running water.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
It's gotta be an RV and air conditioning.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Some sides around me. I get the nature is not
coming out. It's not gonna happen. I'm in the city,
I get it. All right.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Let's watch some more of Nick Shirley with the with
the blacks face out.
Speaker 6 (12:21):
Gives me a headache. How old are the kids out
here when they first get their first guns?
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Fourteen and ship like that? Eleven?
Speaker 3 (12:30):
All right, Hang on a minute, now, I'm from Texas. Yes,
that is also where white. That's the age when white
people get their first day is that the whites get
their guns A little a little different or no, but no,
not at all, not at.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
All, because you're doing it for protection. They're doing for protection.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
But you don't think these guys are going dove hunting
dude named If there's a guy named dove, is that?
Speaker 4 (12:56):
I don't know? Point? Take it all right? Or I
was a hunting them? Dude? Are we like getting anything
from this? It's like a white guy going in.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
The hood telling you that the hood is the hood.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
I've been to the ghetto before. I used to. Do
you know what?
Speaker 3 (13:14):
I invented a sport where white people jogged through bad neighborhoods.
Did you know that about me? Have ever told you
it's called extreme jogging?
Speaker 4 (13:22):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
I came up with this years ago when I lived
in Chicago. It occurred to me that if I jogged
through the white neighborhood, I wouldn't run as fast, But
when I jogged through the dangerous neighborhoods, I wouldn't I'd
run faster. I got a better work.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Ahead, because do you understand the amount of problems would
happen if a random white guy gets killed on their block?
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Explain it?
Speaker 5 (13:44):
So?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Okay, Well we get set. It takes a while find
out who suits us, so mixtape at all. I could
be a famous white black dude, just Rippley wrapping them,
and then all of a sudden, I get set though
nobody I know where it's from. Hey, if you get shot,
we gotta find out who did it today.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
See what if we.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Get shot together, then what does the media do?
Speaker 4 (14:09):
You'll get hopefully the same guy did it.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
We're gonna say local white man Kenny Webster shot with them.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Two different people shot us with unnamed get caught.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
What if we're together and we get shot by the
same guy.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Oh oh, I'm glad that they're gonna find the killer.
I'm really happy that the killers gonna get found.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
All right, let's move on from from white guys learning
about black people to uh, because that's sort of what
we're already doing right now, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (14:35):
To this? This I thought was interesting.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
We found this video earlier today where here's you Gotta
love a hysterical white woman. When this white woman is
super hysterical. Apparently this woman could not find her husband.
She didn't know where her husband was, so she calls
the police. Uh, she's the wife calls the cops. I
guess this video has been going viral for a little bit.
(14:59):
Now she freaks out because she doesn't know where her
husband is. It turns out he was nearby eating lunch.
He was having a meal after work or early dinner
or whatever. She didn't know that she has a tracking
thing on her phone. She thinks he's drowning in a
river nearby. Have you ever had a girlfriend or like
a family member that tracks your location on your phone?
Speaker 4 (15:18):
My tracks my location right now. She knows exactly where
I am right now. She knows you're here. She think
that's is that healthy? Is that for you or for her?
Why do you do that?
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I just think that it is? Would you well, I
mean almost died once since she found out. I was
at the hospital, so I was dope.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Do you really? Yeah? How did you almost die? I
got the sugars?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
And I hate that. It's California.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
The food's horrible. Really is our food better? Uh? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:46):
I mean like better to eat, but not healthier?
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Oh no? In Texas well me.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
But like at least you like, at least you can
find healthy food that tastes good. Okay, Yeah, over there,
it's like yo, I mean healthy food and it's gonna
be horrible. I'm as well, heat the crap you all.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Right, Theodore Emmy Taylor.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
We're gonna watch this white woman tracking her husband's phone.
She thinks he's drowning in a river nearby.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Let's go in the river right now.
Speaker 8 (16:11):
You have all the police here.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
I'm trying to get them to go to see theaters
from the river.
Speaker 8 (16:16):
This is my husband's location right.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Now on the water. He was in the middle of
the water.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
You know.
Speaker 8 (16:20):
Now he's moving and you see he said he was meeting,
which is cool.
Speaker 7 (16:23):
We're going to try to get him home to be
a secretary fors in the middle of the river.
Speaker 8 (16:28):
I was really scarious.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
Go down there right now.
Speaker 8 (16:30):
I'm going now, right out down there, ring out. Okay,
try my husband's help.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
Stop yelling stop, ma'am.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
All right, we're about halfway through this video before we
watch arrest of it.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
A couple of things.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
She's pretty, would you agree she's objectively pretty? Okay, Women
who are pretty act a certain way that the rest
of us can't act. Even a good looking guy doesn't
get to act the way a good looking woman acts, right,
I mean.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Uh, you can harass more looking guy, but that no,
you can't harass more or you get harassed more.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
You you can, you allow ugly guys get less harassment.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
I feel I feel like I'm I feel like I'm
not ugly, but I don't think i'm good looking at up.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
You're good enough to be like, hey, how you doing,
pretty girl? Like somebody who's ugly can say that and
get in trouble.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Oh really?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Because I can't harass.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
I'm not.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
No, you can't harass. You're not harassment, and I wouldn't
want to. I have a mom and a sister. I
love that has if I was well, this woman has
a special privilege that you and I do not share. No, okay,
let's see what happens here. She's freaking out. She called
the cops. She thinks her husband's drowning in a river,
and they don't believe her.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
I can't help you if I don't get information. Sixty
one we are, but you can't be driving like that? Awesome?
Speaker 8 (17:49):
My god?
Speaker 4 (17:51):
Where okay? Hang on? Now? Here's the husband has shown up?
What do we any thoughts so far? At theater?
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Or she's in hysteric She wants the cops to save
her husband. They don't know where she is. She's been
reduced to violence because of this.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Yes, I want her to do it again, but at
a different angle. This is this is so awesome when
white women's tears don't work.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Oh my god, it's the best.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
But do they ever work? I don't fall for that.
I grew up around crying white women. I don't.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
It doesn't work on me.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
It works a lot on the streets. My wife's a
white So your wife, your wife is a white yea.
Does she have special privileges? You don't have?
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Yeah? Man, and we use it all the time.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Man, great secuterie board, killing it name, it's a chauterie board.
What are the other people in the community think when
you and your white wife.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Show up with a cheese and meat plate like they
got these the meats. That's basically what happens.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
All right, let's watch the rest of this. Yeah, the
husband has arrived now in the scene, and apparently he's fine.
He's about to reveal that he's been eating a meal.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
My wife is in cussy right now.
Speaker 8 (19:04):
She was worried about you, so she was calling, she.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Was literally meeting Lily. Just had a wonderful dinner.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Guy, So I don't know, why do you believe that
he was having a dinner or was he cheating on
his wife?
Speaker 4 (19:17):
What he was cheating? You think so cheating?
Speaker 3 (19:21):
You know, I think this guy was Why didn't you
pick up your vote? Because he was so into the
grilled cheese?
Speaker 4 (19:26):
How good? How good was the meal? How good was
the pop ellies? What are you eating? Subway? You know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Nobody's hyper focused on their twelve inch long Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Yeah yeah, between like bites. You can't get in to
us with your wife like, well, I hear brought it.
You're cheating, all.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Right, that's cool? All right?
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Food or Emmy Taylor in the building right now. Let's
watch one more before you get out of here. This
one's a little more innocent. There's this sixty six year
old man. I think he's in his sixties. I remember
exactly how old he is. And he's recently retired as
an accountant, and his whole life, his dream was to
play too B in the LSU marching band, Theatore. Yes, okay,
and so he's accomplished it, he's pulled it off. He
(20:05):
is in his sixties, he is enrolled in school at LSU,
specifically so he could play tuba, and last weekend was
his debut on Saturday. You know Saturdays for the boys, Well,
apparently for this guy, Saturdays for the Tuba.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
Random fandom.
Speaker 7 (20:19):
Meet Kent Bruceard, who had sixty six years young, went
back to school to chase a dream that began.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
In nineteen sixty eight.
Speaker 7 (20:26):
Now the first time he watched LSU inside Tiger State
him he was just nine years old. Life took him
another way, a career, raising a family, but he had
a dream of joining the Golden Band from Tiger Land,
and five years ago Kent picked up the tuba. He practiced,
he trained, and yes, he enrolled in LSU audition. He
(20:47):
made the band tonight, nearly six decades later. There he
is Kent Brusard, a sixties six year old freshman, Bruceard,
making his dream come Bro.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
I think he's a cool guy, dude. His name is Brusards, Louisiana. Well,
there's only like old Cajun, there's only five last names.
You could be a Landry and a bear. You could
be a Bruiseard, or.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
You can be something weird with an X. You could
be yeah, one.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
Of those weird things.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Hey man, more power to you, bro, Like uh, I
would have better goals in life than the tuba, Like
like there's no other like other you could have picked
any the drums, you could have done anything, like, I mean,
more power to you, bro.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
I guess that's what he's indy. I mean, if it
makes him happy, he's.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Retired, any retire, Like there's nothing else you want to do, brother,
Like there's nothing else in Louisiana that you want to do?
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Ain't nothing. This is like you can do.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
You can do that on the streets. Why don't you
can just start a band on the streets? Like, I mean,
have you ever.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Heard of the Village? Have you ever heard of the
Villages in Florida? There's a retirement community.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Uh, it's it's about forty five minutes away from Orlando.
And when you when you get to the Villages, what
you find there is that it is a bunch of
people in their seventies and eighties and they're all having
sex with each other. They did a documentary about this
called Some Kind of Heaven, where a bunch of like
what one of the old ladies shows up and.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
Her husband dies.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
So that's her storyline, is what do you do now
that you finally retired your husband died?
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Busted wide open. Another. Well, that's kind of what happens
to her. She starts, she starts dating a lot. That's huh.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
And then one of the guys shows up. He was
a judge his whole life, or a lawyer or something,
and now he just wants to party and do drugs.
He does cocaine and LSD gets arrested cocaine as an
old judge. Yeah, he's an old hang on. I could
probably love it. I could find the trailer to this thing.
And then the last one is like a homeless guy
who just goes around banging old ladies because he didn't
have a job or anything. And apparently that's that's a thing. Well,
(22:56):
don't you know, don't hate him, have a job. I
think that is his job, sir, don't hate the Have
you never seen this documentary?
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Yeah no I have not, but I will now watch this.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
You telling my new My name is Lane, Hi, my
name is Elane Hi, my name is Eline. The village
is like being on vacation every day.
Speaker 8 (23:24):
The Disney World for retirees.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
It is like going off to college.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
You come here to live, you don't come here to
pass away.
Speaker 6 (23:35):
There is no place like this.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
This is Nermanda.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
I'm just saying for me, it hasn't been the fantasy
land that I thought it would be for, you know.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
For reasons that are some are true to my own.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Oh god, she's not her husband and her doing something
her Like.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
I think that when you live in the villages, you're acting.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Surely everybody's life is not perfect.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Wait wait, wait wait did you see that guy rewind rewind?
Speaker 4 (24:08):
They just skate past this, Like.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
Do you live in the villages?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
You're acting the part?
Speaker 4 (24:12):
What the hell is going on right here? What is this?
What is that cat?
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Yeah, that's that's a costume, right, that doesn't do anything?
Speaker 4 (24:22):
That guy can't fly in that.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Right, I mean, uh, listen, man, you got to fly
if you if you're hitting these old brons, you're gonna
put the wings on the back beat a beast with
two backs?
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Here? How do you put that on and be taken? Seriously?
Speaker 3 (24:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
I kind of want that outfit.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I mean, yeah, the more it kind of reminds me
of like, uh, what's it called?
Speaker 4 (24:44):
Uh the tick from the Tick?
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (24:50):
Fly.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Surely everybody's life is not perfect, man, that we're in
the villages, that's reality has become even more outrs.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
I came down here to meet my nice looking lady
money that I not embarrassed to be seen on the
street with.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
You need a handyman, don't you?
Speaker 8 (25:13):
I don't sure.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Who am I?
Speaker 1 (25:19):
You got the answer?
Speaker 5 (25:20):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
They're in you.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
I'm gonna PAUSEI right here at Theodore. Do you know
what I'm not seeing in this documentary? Do you know
what I've not seen in this documentary?
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Once? What do you think I'm about to say?
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (25:31):
Black? What what?
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Black people don't retire and go to Florida?
Speaker 4 (25:34):
Florida. Okay, here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Here's a rob Okay, here's the Robbie says, there's.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
That new like there's this and there's.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
That new uh like Appalachian place where white people are
going up into the mountains the Smokies.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Yeah, smoking, I don't think it's new. Like Dolly Parton
has a theme park there Dollywood.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Well does Dollywood, but that's not but I'm talking about
like they go up to the mountain to live they do. Yeah,
it's like like something like Arkansas. I'm like, this is
the whole.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Thing where those are are.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Oh my god, It's like, why don't you people, why
do black people care about where we go? Black people
don't want to be where there aren't any black people.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
I get. No, I get why black people don't want
to move to the Ozarks. We don't want to be
where are But aren't that any black people? I promise
you are scary? I get it.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Hey, you saw that TV show Ozark.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Yeah yeah, I haven't actually watched it.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
But Florida, Florida. Black people like spicy food.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Yes, but we will not go to a place where
there is an abundance of not us like like it
just it just is. You just want to be around
black people. You want seasoning, you want to say something,
You want to talk about going on a lick. You
know what I'm saying, Explain to you what a lick was.
(26:51):
We want to be around people that we don't have
to explain what a lick is and and say it's
on our Grandmama feels that Taylor here right now. People
like that's I mean, that's that's the main thing. We
don't We don't go. It was like that one thing
where the guy was like.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
I waited my whole life to get to this uh
uh uh uh eating uh dent diner table and then
I ate the food and it was horrible, and it
was like.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Yes, it's so much. Do you think they finally got
to eat at the lunch room? And that's what one
what happened to black was like, God, really, they don't
put no season on nothing. Okay, they should have fought
for the right to go to Olive Garden.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Well, I mean, come on, I like the Olive Garden,
but I was about to fight for.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
A right to go to all of every theaterre. Everybody
likes Olive Garden. What are you talking about right there?
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Okay, then now we're talking cheddar Bay biscuits, Chataway biscuits, boils.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
This is what we'll talk about. See what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
I know a little bit about black people. Do you
know what black people love in in Houston?
Speaker 4 (27:51):
Tell me does?
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Oh god, oh my god? See right, I all my
black friends like Papa does. Dude, Hey, we got a caju.
We got to wrap this up. Some people might just
be connecting to us. You are one of the funniest
comedians in Houston. You and I have been friends for years.
I'm back in Houston, so that's true.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
And you're a good guy.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
You've helped US raise a lot of money for disabled
military veterans over the year.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
Right, If you ain't got no leg we got your baby.
The least people could do.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Is watch your comedy special on Amazon Prime, which I
am one of the associate profusers.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
Up. Yes, that's what I'm glad.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
That's If you're not gonna watch it for me, watch
it for Kenny, being one of the associations.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Yeah, watch it for me. It's Theodore Emmy Taylor, the
bow tie guy. You're on Amazon Prime. It's really having
funny guys.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
It's pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Hey, I'm Kenny Webster. Thank you so much for watching this.
Everybody follow my buddy Theodore Emmy Taylor on social media.
We have got a run. I'll be back bright and
early tomorrow morning for more of what you bought a
radio for. You are listening to the Pursuit of MS
(28:53):
Radio Tell the government to kiss your ass.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
Wait, you listen to this show.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
I
Hey, if you enjoy The Walton Johnson Show like we do,
then you might also enjoy the Pursuit of Happiness show
in the afternoon with Oh Kenney Webster there and as
a matter of fact, I think, do we have a clip?
Can we play a clip?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Oh? Hi?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Sidney Sweeney burst into tears after her new movie received
a standing ovation in a screening last weekend. Usually guys
can't clap for her because one of their hands are busy. Hi, everybody,
I'm Kenny Webster. I'm not proud of that joke. But
you're paying attention, aren't you. Theodore Emmy Taylor. You're listening,
aren't you. Hey, look at that Theodore m It's the
(00:46):
stand up comedian, the bow tie guy, Theodore Ammy Taylor
live in my studio right now, there, Theodore. This is
I had to make this awkward and uncomfortable, but this
is one of the most ethnic moments we've had on
the show. Wow, oh wow, not really not the most.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
If you could tell, well, you're you're not just black,
You're African.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I'm straight from the Motherland, you are, well, not necessarily,
I'm Liberian, so I'm straight from here to the Motherland
back here.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
To the moddle.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Like most most people don't understand what you just said,
because people in America don't usually care to learn about
other countries. But like Liberia was a place where ex
slaves were.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Set enslaved folks came over here and said, you know
what that boat trip was. Hell, let's take another one.
And then you went back and you.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
No offense because I love you, You're my brother. I
got nothing but respect for Theodore. You look like you
are an expert in Texas culinary delights. Yes, and in
Africa people don't really look like that, do they. No.
I like African food, but it's not compared to Texas food.
(01:58):
It's not the same thing.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Well, I mean, okay, so okay, here's the thing. We
like hot stuff. West Africans love hot food. We love
uh a lot of stews. Were a stu eating people
as a big part of it. Yeah, like rices and stews.
You can check that out on my new web series
(02:20):
called Eating Foreign with Theodore Emmy Taylor.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
That's a thing. Yeah, you do. You seem like a
kind of guy.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
If you did a food show, I would watch that show.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
It's basically me and my funny friends go out and
eat foreign foods.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Bro, I recently ate brain.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
If only you knew some local, funny, right wing libertarian
media personality that would be good on that show.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Yeah, that'd be yeah. Are you a foreign No, that's
the problem.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
I'm from Well, I'm from Chicago, Okay, I'm I'm a
war refugee. Oh apparently did you not know that? And
I'm from shy Raq. Oh have you ever have you
ever seen someone place? Have you ever seen somebody get shot?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Uh? Well, not seen. I've seen a shooting. Have you
ever seen a stabbing? No?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
My brother got shot. How do I have more street
cred than you? That's crazy. I grew up in the suburbs.
I'm not claiming those streets.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Well.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
You you defy a lot of stereotypes people. You show
up and you're like a funny black guy from the South.
You wear a bow tie and a lot of cardigans.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Yeah. I love a good cardigan. All right.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I want to get you to react to some funny
videos that went viral today, some political stuff. You know,
you and I have been friends for a long time.
Anybody that's seen you perform at Operation Comedy Therapy over
the years, we've raised a lot of money for disabled
military veterans nose.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
You're a funny comedian.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
You're a hilarious dude, and you and I you have
a diverse array of opinions, as do I. But for
the record, you are a hilarious comedian, and I want
people to know they could check out your special online.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
You can actually check it all out on Amazon Prime
for free now. It is free on Amazon Prime with
commercials and.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
With commercial with hey, commercials, is all right? Nothing wrong
with that? Theodore. You left Texas right, You and other
friend of mine Tim, Tim mathis good friend.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Both of you hilarious comedians.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Both you really good comedy writers picked up at the
same time, and you guys moved to California right as
all the comedians in Hollywood were moving to Texas.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Was that like a hermit crab kind of thing? Why
did that happen?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
It was one of those things where we've all wanted
to do it, and we were like, let's move to
Beverly a little. We got we got our our Texas
tea and grow it up and went out there there.
I mean, we were just trying to take We went
there right during the pandemic.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
So I actually fun.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
That was a terrible time to move to California. You
left a state where we never even had a pandemic, no,
and you moved to a place where I think they
still have mask mandates.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Well, I mean I don't think they do, but they did.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
If you were at if you were at Lax right now,
at the California Airport, it would not be unusual to
see someone today, on what's today's September ninth, twenty twenty five,
walking around with a mask. Right, Well, that's because they
a lot of Asians is still wear masks. Asians love
the mask, not a bad thing. They stopping the sickness
fill coming to you. So, but doesn't it the mask
(05:12):
protects people from you, It doesn't protect you from them, right.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
No, no, no, So I respect that they're not on me,
and most people know that, I mean for the Yeah,
for the most part.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Is anybody wearing the mask because it thinks that it's
making them safer.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Those people still exist.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Ah, there's a little tics everywherehere that.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Is that is a that is a fair point Theoremmy
Taylor live in studio right now.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
You're from Houston.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I'm from Chicago, baby, So you and I technically we've
lived in the city.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
We've lived in the suburbs.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
You and I are from two of the roughest cities
in America, and we've lived in both.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
The nice pide of town in Texas Spring Text.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
You're from the mean streets of Katie. I'm from the
hard streets of sugar Lands and.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Cowboys were killing a gang.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Well, I'm from Chicago, and as you know, Chicago's pretty
big place.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Have you done Have you done comedy there? I've done comedy.
Shout out to Schaumberg and Improv. I love it. Going
back soon. Have you been to Zanies before? No, I
have not. I've only been in the Schaumberg.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Improv and a bunch of city, a bunch of like
like bars and.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Stuff around the town. They're pretty similar. Zanies is a
big club in the suburbs. They have a tiny club
in the city. Improv is the biggest corporate comedy thing
around the country. Yeah, I was there the other night
with one of your friends. Was there Keisha Flowers? Is
that her names?
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Keisha Hunt, That's who it is, Keisha Hunt. I don't
know why.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Yeah, she was funny. I guess I just assume you
know each other because I do know her. Actually we're
actually really good friends. And is that because we're both black?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
See? Did I just do a racism? Did I do
a racism?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Now?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
It it was it was molsa, it was homophobic. We're
both lesbians? Is that right? Your Lesbia too?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
That's great, Scissor sisters, fantastic unified. All right. Well, I'm
from Chicago, and as you.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Know, it's a big place. So there's it's this guy
named Nick Shirley.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
He's a conservative, right wing reporter, and he headed out
to Chicago recently because, as you know, there's a lot
of fervor, if you will, controversy about Donald Trump possibly
sending the National Guard to go police the streets of Chicago. Wow,
as a left leaning guy, you're not really on the right. No,
does that freak you out? The thought of national Guard.
(07:22):
They don't really do anything.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
It's not like a white man calling the police out
to a group of black people.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Nah, that doesn't real, Scar.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
But they're not cops, right, They're they're they're they're just
stand there and make sure nobody.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Loose and basically waste a bunch of tax payer money.
Where listen, man, it's the Chicago PD. I think they
can handle.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
But you know, we but we gotta pay him anyway,
Why not have the National Guard do something?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I mean, like, I mean, I respect this happened in
La because he sent them out to La, like you
picking the two of the biggest Like I can see
if it was like Idaho PD, but this is like
they're good at slamming.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Hiss Were you there? Were you in La when that happened?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
And it happened like in a small little point part
downtown that like I didn't even see nobody.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
My mom kept calling me. She kept calling me, but.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
She was nervous. Does your mom watch MSNBC? Yeah, so
she was sitting and imagining the worst.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
She was watching and she just called and was like, Hey,
what's going on? I said, nothing, nothing's going on because
LA's a city, all right.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Well, a white guy wanted to prove that Chicago is dangerous, oh,
which is not hard to prove. You know, they had
fifty four people murdered or shot last weekend. This weekend
it was twenty.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Hey, Chicago, you don't have to be part of the
fifty four. Stay out of those places.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
It's a lot.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Well, hey, you're right, avoid the bad neighborhood. A't nobody
getting shot at the bean Shere is Nick Shirley walking
around interviewing black people about what it's like to live
in a dangerous neighborhood and.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
What would happened a cop pulled up right now and
they saw us with this thing I'm baling? And now
after you've really got shot? How do you feel about
gun byance?
Speaker 7 (08:57):
And he?
Speaker 6 (08:57):
Are you ready for the gun vines to stop?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Or is he interviewing a black eye while he drinks
caprice sons? Why is it so sunny because the weather
the weather is lovely in Chicago right now?
Speaker 4 (09:09):
This is a war zone. I need to see nypal.
I'm going everywhere.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Well, it's Sonny in Iraq. It's always Sonny in Bagdad.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Yeah, man, but at least there's a plume of war.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
Living here in Chicago. We've been talking with these guys
right here. Is it pretty dangerous to be walking around
these streets?
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (09:24):
Yeah, I ain't gonna bro. Is that why you're walking down?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I got up thrown by faux pipes in one day
and that was that was the first day I ever
even knew how to hit a late What is he
saying to Theodore, yeah, he said, he got uh four
pipes meaning four guns got thrown on him, and it
was the first time he ever knew how to hit
a lick. A lick meeting a place where you can
get ill gotten goods from a from a like a
like a like like crime.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Dude, I'm steel things. I'm about to look so lame
right now. But I've got to ask you speak the
way I speak? How do you know what he's saying?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Because I have black people in my family, you know,
I mean so many of my family said head a
leg I would have.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
We're going to Ben and Jerry's.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Or that means, uh, go steal something or get something
ill gotten.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
I knew it was gonna pay off. Henny, you heard
today theater. Thank you. All right, here's some.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
More playing les right here in his line that threat,
however you want to take you Okay, Now.
Speaker 6 (10:25):
The sun has set. It's getting a little dark out here.
You're ty, you're puffing.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
If a white guy said to a black guy, it's
getting a little dark out here, what would you assume
exactly what I was going to?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Like, there are a lot of places in this in
this state. What it's saying it's getting a little darker here.
You're not casually walking in there Vider Texas.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
You know, co Walker, I shouldn't walk around Brownsville. He
you shouldn't walk around Vider. Yeah, yeah, yeah his Vider
mostly white or black? It's mostly white. I was at
where was? I was at the improv the other night
with Jesse Peyton and some other people. Nathaniel Amador. Do
you know a lot of subcomics you know you're friends
with And there was a woman hanging out with us
(11:06):
from Vider And when she said she was from Viner,
I was like, where's that? And she goes, you don't
want to go there now? Yeah, where's Vider? Texas?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Texas is on the way to know it's on the
way to like Beaumont, Texas.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Is on the east.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I think down it ten uh, it's where a lot
of bad things happened to the blacks. Kkk yeah this
near Jasper. Jasper is where the guy got huh. Yeah,
I mean there's It's just you don't want to know.
If you're my hue, you don't want to you don't
want to be there. It's kind of funny because like
(11:38):
I have some friends of that of the white Prasasian
who will go through like a camping ground over there,
and they always want me to go.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
And I was like, uh no, slavery much as a
as a black guy being invited to go camping, my
first thought would be, I've seen a horror film from
the seventies before.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
There's one black guy with a bunch of whites. I
know who's dying first on.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
The suburbs as it is, I'm not going camping. First
of all, I'm not I lamp. I don't camp. You
gotta there's gotta be some sort.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Of running water.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
It's gotta be an RV and air conditioning.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Some sides around me. I get the nature is not
coming out. It's not gonna happen. I'm in the city,
I get it. All right.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Let's watch some more of Nick Shirley with the with
the blacks face out.
Speaker 6 (12:21):
Gives me a headache. How old are the kids out
here when they first get their first guns?
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Fourteen and ship like that? Eleven?
Speaker 3 (12:30):
All right, Hang on a minute, now, I'm from Texas. Yes,
that is also where white. That's the age when white
people get their first day is that the whites get
their guns A little a little different or no, but no,
not at all, not at.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
All, because you're doing it for protection. They're doing for protection.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
But you don't think these guys are going dove hunting
dude named If there's a guy named dove, is that?
Speaker 4 (12:56):
I don't know? Point? Take it all right? Or I
was a hunting them? Dude? Are we like getting anything
from this? It's like a white guy going in.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
The hood telling you that the hood is the hood.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
I've been to the ghetto before. I used to. Do
you know what?
Speaker 3 (13:14):
I invented a sport where white people jogged through bad neighborhoods.
Did you know that about me? Have ever told you
it's called extreme jogging?
Speaker 4 (13:22):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
I came up with this years ago when I lived
in Chicago. It occurred to me that if I jogged
through the white neighborhood, I wouldn't run as fast, But
when I jogged through the dangerous neighborhoods, I wouldn't I'd
run faster. I got a better work.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Ahead, because do you understand the amount of problems would
happen if a random white guy gets killed on their block?
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Explain it?
Speaker 5 (13:44):
So?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Okay, Well we get set. It takes a while find
out who suits us, so mixtape at all. I could
be a famous white black dude, just Rippley wrapping them,
and then all of a sudden, I get set though
nobody I know where it's from. Hey, if you get shot,
we gotta find out who did it today.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
See what if we.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Get shot together, then what does the media do?
Speaker 4 (14:09):
You'll get hopefully the same guy did it.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
We're gonna say local white man Kenny Webster shot with them.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Two different people shot us with unnamed get caught.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
What if we're together and we get shot by the
same guy.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Oh oh, I'm glad that they're gonna find the killer.
I'm really happy that the killers gonna get found.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
All right, let's move on from from white guys learning
about black people to uh, because that's sort of what
we're already doing right now, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (14:35):
To this? This I thought was interesting.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
We found this video earlier today where here's you Gotta
love a hysterical white woman. When this white woman is
super hysterical. Apparently this woman could not find her husband.
She didn't know where her husband was, so she calls
the police. Uh, she's the wife calls the cops. I
guess this video has been going viral for a little bit.
(14:59):
Now she freaks out because she doesn't know where her
husband is. It turns out he was nearby eating lunch.
He was having a meal after work or early dinner
or whatever. She didn't know that she has a tracking
thing on her phone. She thinks he's drowning in a
river nearby. Have you ever had a girlfriend or like
a family member that tracks your location on your phone?
Speaker 4 (15:18):
My tracks my location right now. She knows exactly where
I am right now. She knows you're here. She think
that's is that healthy? Is that for you or for her?
Why do you do that?
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I just think that it is? Would you well, I
mean almost died once since she found out. I was
at the hospital, so I was dope.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Do you really? Yeah? How did you almost die? I
got the sugars?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
And I hate that. It's California.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
The food's horrible. Really is our food better? Uh? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:46):
I mean like better to eat, but not healthier?
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Oh no? In Texas well me.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
But like at least you like, at least you can
find healthy food that tastes good. Okay, Yeah, over there,
it's like yo, I mean healthy food and it's gonna
be horrible. I'm as well, heat the crap you all.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Right, Theodore Emmy Taylor.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
We're gonna watch this white woman tracking her husband's phone.
She thinks he's drowning in a river nearby.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Let's go in the river right now.
Speaker 8 (16:11):
You have all the police here.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
I'm trying to get them to go to see theaters
from the river.
Speaker 8 (16:16):
This is my husband's location right.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Now on the water. He was in the middle of
the water.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
You know.
Speaker 8 (16:20):
Now he's moving and you see he said he was meeting,
which is cool.
Speaker 7 (16:23):
We're going to try to get him home to be
a secretary fors in the middle of the river.
Speaker 8 (16:28):
I was really scarious.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
Go down there right now.
Speaker 8 (16:30):
I'm going now, right out down there, ring out. Okay,
try my husband's help.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
Stop yelling stop, ma'am.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
All right, we're about halfway through this video before we
watch arrest of it.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
A couple of things.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
She's pretty, would you agree she's objectively pretty? Okay, Women
who are pretty act a certain way that the rest
of us can't act. Even a good looking guy doesn't
get to act the way a good looking woman acts, right,
I mean.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Uh, you can harass more looking guy, but that no,
you can't harass more or you get harassed more.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
You you can, you allow ugly guys get less harassment.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
I feel I feel like I'm I feel like I'm
not ugly, but I don't think i'm good looking at up.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
You're good enough to be like, hey, how you doing,
pretty girl? Like somebody who's ugly can say that and
get in trouble.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Oh really?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Because I can't harass.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
I'm not.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
No, you can't harass. You're not harassment, and I wouldn't
want to. I have a mom and a sister. I
love that has if I was well, this woman has
a special privilege that you and I do not share. No, okay,
let's see what happens here. She's freaking out. She called
the cops. She thinks her husband's drowning in a river,
and they don't believe her.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
I can't help you if I don't get information. Sixty
one we are, but you can't be driving like that? Awesome?
Speaker 8 (17:49):
My god?
Speaker 4 (17:51):
Where okay? Hang on? Now? Here's the husband has shown up?
What do we any thoughts so far? At theater?
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Or she's in hysteric She wants the cops to save
her husband. They don't know where she is. She's been
reduced to violence because of this.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Yes, I want her to do it again, but at
a different angle. This is this is so awesome when
white women's tears don't work.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Oh my god, it's the best.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
But do they ever work? I don't fall for that.
I grew up around crying white women. I don't.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
It doesn't work on me.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
It works a lot on the streets. My wife's a
white So your wife, your wife is a white yea.
Does she have special privileges? You don't have?
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Yeah? Man, and we use it all the time.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Man, great secuterie board, killing it name, it's a chauterie board.
What are the other people in the community think when
you and your white wife.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Show up with a cheese and meat plate like they
got these the meats. That's basically what happens.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
All right, let's watch the rest of this. Yeah, the
husband has arrived now in the scene, and apparently he's fine.
He's about to reveal that he's been eating a meal.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
My wife is in cussy right now.
Speaker 8 (19:04):
She was worried about you, so she was calling, she.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Was literally meeting Lily. Just had a wonderful dinner.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Guy, So I don't know, why do you believe that
he was having a dinner or was he cheating on
his wife?
Speaker 4 (19:17):
What he was cheating? You think so cheating?
Speaker 3 (19:21):
You know, I think this guy was Why didn't you
pick up your vote? Because he was so into the
grilled cheese?
Speaker 4 (19:26):
How good? How good was the meal? How good was
the pop ellies? What are you eating? Subway? You know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Nobody's hyper focused on their twelve inch long Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Yeah yeah, between like bites. You can't get in to
us with your wife like, well, I hear brought it.
You're cheating, all.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Right, that's cool? All right?
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Food or Emmy Taylor in the building right now. Let's
watch one more before you get out of here. This
one's a little more innocent. There's this sixty six year
old man. I think he's in his sixties. I remember
exactly how old he is. And he's recently retired as
an accountant, and his whole life, his dream was to
play too B in the LSU marching band, Theatore. Yes, okay,
and so he's accomplished it, he's pulled it off. He
(20:05):
is in his sixties, he is enrolled in school at LSU,
specifically so he could play tuba, and last weekend was
his debut on Saturday. You know Saturdays for the boys, Well,
apparently for this guy, Saturdays for the Tuba.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
Random fandom.
Speaker 7 (20:19):
Meet Kent Bruceard, who had sixty six years young, went
back to school to chase a dream that began.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
In nineteen sixty eight.
Speaker 7 (20:26):
Now the first time he watched LSU inside Tiger State
him he was just nine years old. Life took him
another way, a career, raising a family, but he had
a dream of joining the Golden Band from Tiger Land,
and five years ago Kent picked up the tuba. He practiced,
he trained, and yes, he enrolled in LSU audition. He
(20:47):
made the band tonight, nearly six decades later. There he
is Kent Brusard, a sixties six year old freshman, Bruceard,
making his dream come Bro.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
I think he's a cool guy, dude. His name is Brusards, Louisiana. Well,
there's only like old Cajun, there's only five last names.
You could be a Landry and a bear. You could
be a Bruiseard, or.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
You can be something weird with an X. You could
be yeah, one.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
Of those weird things.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Hey man, more power to you, bro, Like uh, I
would have better goals in life than the tuba, Like
like there's no other like other you could have picked
any the drums, you could have done anything, like, I mean,
more power to you, bro.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
I guess that's what he's indy. I mean, if it
makes him happy, he's.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Retired, any retire, Like there's nothing else you want to do, brother,
Like there's nothing else in Louisiana that you want to do?
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Ain't nothing. This is like you can do.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
You can do that on the streets. Why don't you
can just start a band on the streets? Like, I mean,
have you ever.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Heard of the Village? Have you ever heard of the
Villages in Florida? There's a retirement community.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Uh, it's it's about forty five minutes away from Orlando.
And when you when you get to the Villages, what
you find there is that it is a bunch of
people in their seventies and eighties and they're all having
sex with each other. They did a documentary about this
called Some Kind of Heaven, where a bunch of like
what one of the old ladies shows up and.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
Her husband dies.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
So that's her storyline, is what do you do now
that you finally retired your husband died?
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Busted wide open. Another. Well, that's kind of what happens
to her. She starts, she starts dating a lot. That's huh.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
And then one of the guys shows up. He was
a judge his whole life, or a lawyer or something,
and now he just wants to party and do drugs.
He does cocaine and LSD gets arrested cocaine as an
old judge. Yeah, he's an old hang on. I could
probably love it. I could find the trailer to this thing.
And then the last one is like a homeless guy
who just goes around banging old ladies because he didn't
have a job or anything. And apparently that's that's a thing. Well,
(22:56):
don't you know, don't hate him, have a job. I
think that is his job, sir, don't hate the Have
you never seen this documentary?
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Yeah no I have not, but I will now watch this.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
You telling my new My name is Lane, Hi, my
name is Elane Hi, my name is Eline. The village
is like being on vacation every day.
Speaker 8 (23:24):
The Disney World for retirees.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
It is like going off to college.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
You come here to live, you don't come here to
pass away.
Speaker 6 (23:35):
There is no place like this.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
This is Nermanda.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
I'm just saying for me, it hasn't been the fantasy
land that I thought it would be for, you know.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
For reasons that are some are true to my own.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Oh god, she's not her husband and her doing something
her Like.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
I think that when you live in the villages, you're acting.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Surely everybody's life is not perfect.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Wait wait, wait wait did you see that guy rewind rewind?
Speaker 4 (24:08):
They just skate past this, Like.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
Do you live in the villages?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
You're acting the part?
Speaker 4 (24:12):
What the hell is going on right here? What is this?
What is that cat?
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Yeah, that's that's a costume, right, that doesn't do anything?
Speaker 4 (24:22):
That guy can't fly in that.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Right, I mean, uh, listen, man, you got to fly
if you if you're hitting these old brons, you're gonna
put the wings on the back beat a beast with
two backs?
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Here? How do you put that on and be taken? Seriously?
Speaker 3 (24:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
I kind of want that outfit.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I mean, yeah, the more it kind of reminds me
of like, uh, what's it called?
Speaker 4 (24:44):
Uh the tick from the Tick?
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (24:50):
Fly.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Surely everybody's life is not perfect, man, that we're in
the villages, that's reality has become even more outrs.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
I came down here to meet my nice looking lady
money that I not embarrassed to be seen on the
street with.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
You need a handyman, don't you?
Speaker 8 (25:13):
I don't sure.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Who am I?
Speaker 1 (25:19):
You got the answer?
Speaker 5 (25:20):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
They're in you.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
I'm gonna PAUSEI right here at Theodore. Do you know
what I'm not seeing in this documentary? Do you know
what I've not seen in this documentary?
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Once? What do you think I'm about to say?
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (25:31):
Black? What what?
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Black people don't retire and go to Florida?
Speaker 4 (25:34):
Florida. Okay, here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Here's a rob Okay, here's the Robbie says, there's.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
That new like there's this and there's.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
That new uh like Appalachian place where white people are
going up into the mountains the Smokies.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Yeah, smoking, I don't think it's new. Like Dolly Parton
has a theme park there Dollywood.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Well does Dollywood, but that's not but I'm talking about
like they go up to the mountain to live they do. Yeah,
it's like like something like Arkansas. I'm like, this is
the whole.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Thing where those are are.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Oh my god, It's like, why don't you people, why
do black people care about where we go? Black people
don't want to be where there aren't any black people.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
I get. No, I get why black people don't want
to move to the Ozarks. We don't want to be
where are But aren't that any black people? I promise
you are scary? I get it.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Hey, you saw that TV show Ozark.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Yeah yeah, I haven't actually watched it.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
But Florida, Florida. Black people like spicy food.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Yes, but we will not go to a place where
there is an abundance of not us like like it
just it just is. You just want to be around
black people. You want seasoning, you want to say something,
You want to talk about going on a lick. You
know what I'm saying, Explain to you what a lick was.
(26:51):
We want to be around people that we don't have
to explain what a lick is and and say it's
on our Grandmama feels that Taylor here right now. People
like that's I mean, that's that's the main thing. We
don't We don't go. It was like that one thing
where the guy was like.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
I waited my whole life to get to this uh
uh uh uh eating uh dent diner table and then
I ate the food and it was horrible, and it
was like.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Yes, it's so much. Do you think they finally got
to eat at the lunch room? And that's what one
what happened to black was like, God, really, they don't
put no season on nothing. Okay, they should have fought
for the right to go to Olive Garden.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Well, I mean, come on, I like the Olive Garden,
but I was about to fight for.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
A right to go to all of every theaterre. Everybody
likes Olive Garden. What are you talking about right there?
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Okay, then now we're talking cheddar Bay biscuits, Chataway biscuits, boils.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
This is what we'll talk about. See what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
I know a little bit about black people. Do you
know what black people love in in Houston?
Speaker 4 (27:51):
Tell me does?
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Oh god, oh my god? See right, I all my
black friends like Papa does. Dude, Hey, we got a caju.
We got to wrap this up. Some people might just
be connecting to us. You are one of the funniest
comedians in Houston. You and I have been friends for years.
I'm back in Houston, so that's true.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
And you're a good guy.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
You've helped US raise a lot of money for disabled
military veterans over the year.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
Right, If you ain't got no leg we got your baby.
The least people could do.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Is watch your comedy special on Amazon Prime, which I
am one of the associate profusers.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
Up. Yes, that's what I'm glad.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
That's If you're not gonna watch it for me, watch
it for Kenny, being one of the associations.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Yeah, watch it for me. It's Theodore Emmy Taylor, the
bow tie guy. You're on Amazon Prime. It's really having
funny guys.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
It's pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Hey, I'm Kenny Webster. Thank you so much for watching this.
Everybody follow my buddy Theodore Emmy Taylor on social media.
We have got a run. I'll be back bright and
early tomorrow morning for more of what you bought a
radio for. You are listening to the Pursuit of MS
(28:53):
Radio Tell the government to kiss your ass.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
Wait, you listen to this show.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
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