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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Still we got all right, kids. According to experts, gas
station sushi is actually pretty safe to.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Eat, oh really well after you.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Although keep in mind most of those experts do work
in the toilet paper industries.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Uh yeah, that would work to their advantage, wouldn't it.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I never actually encounter gas station sushi. It's a thing
you hear about. It's a punchline to a lot of jokes.
I trust you more than I trust gas station sushi.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Nevertheless, now I will say grocery store sushi has come
a long way. There was a time when I would have,
you know, steered clear. But some of the higher end
grocery stores around here have sushi chefs on staff making
it right there in front of you, and it's not
(00:49):
just sitting there on a shelf for six or eight
hours or overnight or whatever.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
But they do get offended when you ask them what
kind of Asian they are.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yeah, I'm just wondering if that's not a question to ask, Well.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I wanted to know. How else am I going to
find out?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Well?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
What kind of a green goo?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Are you? Half Italian? Half mutt? Uh huh? You know,
a little American and meloss americanos is the answer.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
To that question. No, you a breed in right, Yeah, yeah,
you a mixed breed.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah, I guess so, yeah, I guess I kind of am. Yeah, European.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Wasn't a Barack Obama breed in half and half?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I don't have an answer to that. Yeah, wouldn't want to.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Nobody, nobody has an answer to none of that. No, never, Well,
moving on anything else going on in the world besides
stuff that'll get us in trouble.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Well, since she brought it up, Antifa tried to riot
last night after Trump ordered the National Guard to Portland Portland.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
But they're usually pretty gooder rioting. What do you mean
they just tried?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Well this time, the Feds were not in the mood
for their Shenanigans. Secretary of War Pete Hesath mobilized the
National Guardsman, Secretary of War, don't tell me that ain't fun,
and they defended federal agents involved in the arrested deportation
of illegal immigrants. Apparently you can do that. You can
as the federal government. You could send in the National
(02:06):
Guard to protect a federal facility. Two hundred members of
the Oregon National Guard were called into federal service effective immediately.
If you follow the news over the last decade. You know,
Portland is a hotbed for the transgendered communist violent movement.
We have covered itive extensively on the show that have
dedicated a lot of news reports to it. So, anticipating
(02:29):
the order or just desiring some more mostly peaceful fun,
I got to assume a group of left wing anarco
commi transgender weirdos gathered together outside the Ice facility in
Portland to scream profanities about fascism and look for opportunities
to bash in skulls. And it didn't go well for
them because the National guardsmen were there. And apparently the
(02:49):
kind of chubby, tubfaced, septum piercing, blue haired weirdo that
rolls around with Antifa isn't really in as good a
shape as the average National Guards Well shocking. Yeah. In
case you think we're exaggerating by calling these people communists,
I understand that they are literally communists. They hand out
copies of the International Communist Party newspaper. They wear sickle
(03:10):
and hammers. I saw one of these guys in the
park on Saturday, jogging around with his shirt off, and
he had a sickle and hammer tattooed right here on
his chest.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Okay, was he a fast runner or could you take
him easily?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I feel like I could easily take my thoughts. But
also as soon as I saw him, I thought to myself,
what if we contact your employer and we let him
know you never have to give this young man a raise?
He wouldn't want it.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
No, that would be against everything he stands for.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Right, next time you're going to give him a raise,
just distribute it to all of his coworkers equally. Just
break up the amount of money and give it. They'd
prefer it, and he'd feel the same exact way. I'm
sure he would.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
We didn't even have to ask. He has emblazoned upon
his body and permanent markers so that you may all
know how he feels.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
It was his only tattoo, a sickle and hammer right
there on the chest. What's the difference in terms of,
you know, divisiveness or in the swastika the sickle and hammer.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Well, for some reason, Swasaka has really taken over, you know,
and left the sickle and hammer far behind.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
I don't know why. The Communists have murdered way more
people than the Nazis. Tell me about it. Okay, Okay,
we agree Nazis are bad, right, Sure, we agree the
Holocaust was bad. I'm not a fan of the Holocaust.
But if you're a critic of the Nazis for killing people,
I've got to say the Communists really out in them
and had a longer run at it. Yeah, they accomplished
the hundreds of millions of deaths from Communism, only tens
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of millions from the Nazis. I mean, still bad, but
you know, we're keeping scorier. I'm just calling balls and strikes,
you know, asking the tough questions. That's what we do.
So last night, over the weekend in Portland, Oregon, a
bunch of commed, weirdo losers who don't look like they
could do ten push ups to you know, save their lives.
We're out trying to fight with the National Guard and
(04:56):
we're all and it's not even a big news story.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Today and an org An Attorney general suing Trump over
the whole deployment of the troops and all of the
rest of that. It's it's just it's the typical, uh
liberal playbook.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
They know what they're doing. They've done it a lot,
all right. Is the economy slowing down? Right? Now Starbucks
has announced hundreds of store closures and layoffs, which means
very soon there's gonna be more spirit halloweens popping up.
But you know, for the time being, less Starbucks go
Walt go broke. Is that kind of what happened? Yeah?
Less by how many?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Like five, less, six, ten, whatever?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
How many? Other? Fourteen million? Well one percent of their
locations is roughly five hundred stores. I mean, that feels
like it's a lot. They're laying off nine hundred corporate positions.
One thousand positions will be laid off by February. That
seems like a lot to me. It does seem like
quite a bit. Five hundred stores. I mean, you know,
are they just.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Is it a problem with paying their salaries? Are they
making too much money? Did the Starbucks employees, most of
them who hate capitalism, demand money.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I don't know the answer to that question. I do
know that you often see a Starbucks right down the
street from a Starbucks.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Maybe that isn't necessary no more, well just during rush
hour that might be helpful.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Also, I noticed it in the airport too. You'll walk
around one corner at the airport, there's a long line
for a Starbucks. You walk around another corner and there's
a Starbucks with nobody in line, right, And I think
to myself, should I go tell them or I don't care,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
No, don't bother them with that sort of silliness.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Well, in the meantime, the Nasdaq has just jumped out
to one hundred and sixty point gain just this morning
as two thirds of a percent.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Looking good.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Dial is also slightly and the NASDAK has been hitting
and most of the Marcus have been hitting new all
time record highs for the last many week months and
here comes again.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Meanwhile, the S and P five hundred six, six hundred
and sixty seven. Ooh, that's dangerously close to sixty sixty
sixty six. That's dangerously close to four sixes.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Which only need three.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Yeah, I know, what does four sixers mean? It's a ranch,
it's a TV show. Yeah, what's the latest time that?
When's that coming out?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I haven't really kept up with the latest offerings from
Taylor Sherrid and I knew a couple of things at
Tulsa Kings Out. I've been seeing people talking about that,
and some of the scenes from this new season have
been showing up on social media, which I wish they
wouldn't do.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I am looking forward to it, but i'd rather binge
watch it. Is that what you're doing. Let it build
up a little bit. I don't know if they're all
available yet or not. I haven't checked. But I've also
got other shows that I'm still.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
In the middle of and I want to finish those
off before start something else.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
What else are you watching besides you know, the different
things this time of year. Baseball's wrapping up, football is
just getting started. The news cycle is absolutely insane.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
It won't be all for the NBA Nbagle five real quick.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Now you're ready for that? So who's time for regular TV?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
It's not gonna be baseball playoffs, football and in NBA
all at the same time.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I don't know. I've never been a fan of all three.
It's very close.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
They get it very close to go back to back
to back.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Baseball ends and then basketball starts, I think.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
And don't forget the w NBA. They's still a red
hot playoff action going on.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I hear weirdly people always do forget about the wibaal.
That's gotta be weird for black lesbians. They just for
all this time. They just wanted someone to care about
their sport.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
But you know what's weird is they get mad because
the games aren't you know, huge attendance.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
But they're not going either, No, they're not going. And
then finally they got their savior. Finally they got the
Jesus of the WNBA. And who is it. It's a
straight white girl from Iowa and they hate her and
they could not hate her more. They want to chop
her head off, they want to they push her, they
bash her, they punch her, and she's the only reason
anybody goes to see them play basketball.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
In the minute she got injured and couldn't make the playoffs,
everybody stopped talking about at the WNBA.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Didn't they just like that? Yeah? Yeah, it turns out
a straight white girl is the best thing that ever
happened to you Black lesbians. Look, don't get mad at me.
It's just just say you just say what happened?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Yeah, Walton and Johnson Radio Network and can they.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Don't do it? I'm not. I wasn't offered one dollar
from the man to write any of those tweets, not
even a dollar. I did it out of the goodness
of my own heart ups I'll talk about with us.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Man.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Someone just sent me something really funny a few seconds
ago here in commercial break, and I am am, I
is this what it feels like to be pregnant? I
wouldn't know what I I'm glowing?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Are I?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
You really? Are? I at least feel like when I
get through to these knuckleheads. I just it feels good
to know we're making a difference around here. Guys. Somebody
has written a very long document. They've really spent a
lot of time. Somebody named Matthew Coley, owner and publisher
of the Alamo Republican. I don't know who Matthew Coley is,
but apparently he's in charge of some group, the Alamo
(09:59):
Republican dot com.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
And he thinks he knows you.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
He thinks I'm being paid by Ken Paxton to rip
on John Cornyn. Are you no?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Well, then that's all that.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I have mixed feelings about it, because on one hand, no,
I'm not being paid to make fun of John Cornyan.
You know I do this oude of the goodness of
my heart. I am straight, and I have really made
a difference recently. They really seem to hate me at
John Cornyn's office.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Yes, it's working.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
But on the other hand, you know, I do ask
why have I never been paid for my tweets? My
tweets are good.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
That's a very good question. Perhaps you should hold off
until you get the respect that you and Taylor Swift deserve.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
That's true. I feel like Taylor Swift. She won't do.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Her job for free, and you're not doing yours for free.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Listen to this public document sent to the dear Public
Information Officer. Pursue it to the Texas Public Information Act
Texas Government Code, Chapter five to five two.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
As you know, Oh yeah, that's the good one.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
I am requesting copies of the following public records by
Thettorney General's Office OHAG. He calls it all pursuing action forms,
payroll records, financial documents, YadA, YadA, YadA, made by the
OG to Kenneth R. Webster OHAG from January first, two
thousand to the present. And then it goes on to say,
any emails, memos, or communications involving related to payments, contracts,
(11:18):
financial transactions.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
How much have you been paid so far? Would you
say it was millions or hundreds of thousands?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
I have been paid in retweets and high fives. That's
what I got paid. No, I do, I won't lie.
I have a monetized Twitter account, which means technically Elon
Musk pays me to write true.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
That is true.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
But it is nothing, and it's like it amounts to
dozens of dollars a month. It's not a lot of
money or any It's certainly not getting paid by the
Attorney General of Texas.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Instead of filling out all this paperwork and asking all
these official requests for blah blah blah receipts and whatever,
couldn't you just asked you, Gidney, is Baxton paying you?
And you go, what would you say? I would say no,
He'd say no, and then that would be that. But yeah,
(12:06):
he went to all that trouble to sneak around behind
your back.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
You don't have to pay me to hate John Cornyn.
I don't like John Corny. I was gonna do it anyway.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I think everybody that doesn't care for Corning is being paid.
There's a lot of very rich people out there.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
This is now my favorite thing on the Internet, the
Alamo Republican Alamo rep This is my new favorite. Bro.
You don't follow me but I'm following you. Feels good, right,
I do feel good to know I'm making a difference.
In the meantime, we have a bit of a tragedy
going on right now. This is the only thing I
can think to do, is is maybe I'll help out
(12:44):
for those of you who got your corn dogs and
don't want to keep them, I'll take them.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Yeah, fifty eight million pounds of corn dogs and sausage
on us stick products have been recalled because pieces of
wood may be embedded in them. Well, yeah, it's called
sausage on a stick, a corn dog. Everybody knows there's
wood embedded in that. According to this the Food and
(13:10):
Safety Inspection Services, they got the State Fair corn dogs
and Jimmy Dean pancake and sausage on the stick products
have wood in them. Well shocking, no, what? Well, anyway, Mottle,
if you don't want your corn dogs and you're Jimmy
Dean sausage on stick, I'll take them.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
So you're saying your sausage has what huh?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yeah? Does?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I don't know where people come from. I don't know
if you've got your product, quality of your product, very delicious,
Love your sausage for thirty something years. But I can't
take and fee a family of five on a little
twelve ounce roll of sausage. I don't mind paying you
more money for your sixteen ounce roll of sausage, but
you don't have it anymore.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
They got a twelve ounce roll, ain't gonna do it.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
And you've got three men that well over two hundred
pounds of fee.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
How about that woman, a woman that's a little plump
cotture girl and a daughter who's thirteen, And you're gonna
cottage hakes.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
You grow twelve ounces full of.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Sausage and a couple of dozen eggs and feed that.
It ain't gonna work.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Nope, And I'm not gonna purchase your product anymore or
ever again. And as far as you're sixteen ounce in
maple and sage, I don't eat that.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
I'm not from the North. I'm a Texas man. Jimmy
Dean sausage is for Southern.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
People to eat with the breakfast, with the fried eggs
and the tea bone steaks. How I can't see go
on to a little twelve ounce package.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
You know, all jokes aside. That is why I moved
to the South. Damn strange you damn right. You can
get sausage with a steak and a couple of fried eggs.
That's a regular breakfast down here. Sorry, Chicago, I'm gonna spay.
I've been here most of my adult life. I never
regretted it.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
The worst part about this whole story about the wooden
sticks inside your corn dogs, which is how it's supposed
to work, is the recall has been They said it's
part of Tyson, which is headquartered in Arkansas, but the
facility where these were made is in Holtham City, which
is basically Fort Worth. That's that's what that is. It
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puts a little stink on Fort Worth, Texas. Oh, I
don't care for it.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
I don't like it either. Now you don't like fort Work,
I don't like those like the stink. The stink. Yeah,
it's the stink that I got a problem with.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Well, just know this. If you've got any of the
corn dogs or sausage on the sticks and you are
afraid of them because it's got wood in there, you
just drop off here at the radio station and I'll
take care of it from there.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
So if people drop off their saw their wood filled
sausage at the radio station, you're.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Gonna bring us your your stick filled sausages.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
I kind of felt bad for him, mister. I don't
think he gets what he's doing. I don't know. I
don't think so we're gonna think. I want to help him,
but I don't. But at the same time, I'm enjoying
it so much.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
It's best to just let it play.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Billy that are you you? Okay?
Speaker 2 (15:57):
But here I'm ready to eat it. We'll start gorging
that stuff that's going in my mouth.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
I believe it.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
I see the people around, I'll just see something big
just walking just right over here, right everybody. But it
went right over here.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I swear I promised you right over there. They just
it's around. I just I just cut walk. I've seen it,
seen me see it. So in my head, I'm like, no,
I gotta go, man, I'm right.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Stay tuned for more Waltman Johnson
Still we got all right, kids. According to experts, gas
station sushi is actually pretty safe to.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Eat, oh really well after you.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Although keep in mind most of those experts do work
in the toilet paper industries.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Uh yeah, that would work to their advantage, wouldn't it.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I never actually encounter gas station sushi. It's a thing
you hear about. It's a punchline to a lot of jokes.
I trust you more than I trust gas station sushi.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Nevertheless, now I will say grocery store sushi has come
a long way. There was a time when I would have,
you know, steered clear. But some of the higher end
grocery stores around here have sushi chefs on staff making
it right there in front of you, and it's not
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just sitting there on a shelf for six or eight
hours or overnight or whatever.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
But they do get offended when you ask them what
kind of Asian they are.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yeah, I'm just wondering if that's not a question to ask, Well.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I wanted to know. How else am I going to
find out?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Well?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
What kind of a green goo?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Are you? Half Italian? Half mutt? Uh huh? You know,
a little American and meloss americanos is the answer.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
To that question. No, you a breed in right, Yeah, yeah,
you a mixed breed.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah, I guess so, yeah, I guess I kind of am. Yeah, European.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Wasn't a Barack Obama breed in half and half?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I don't have an answer to that. Yeah, wouldn't want to.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Nobody, nobody has an answer to none of that. No, never, Well,
moving on anything else going on in the world besides
stuff that'll get us in trouble.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Well, since she brought it up, Antifa tried to riot
last night after Trump ordered the National Guard to Portland Portland.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
But they're usually pretty gooder rioting. What do you mean
they just tried?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Well this time, the Feds were not in the mood
for their Shenanigans. Secretary of War Pete Hesath mobilized the
National Guardsman, Secretary of War, don't tell me that ain't fun,
and they defended federal agents involved in the arrested deportation
of illegal immigrants. Apparently you can do that. You can
as the federal government. You could send in the National
(02:06):
Guard to protect a federal facility. Two hundred members of
the Oregon National Guard were called into federal service effective immediately.
If you follow the news over the last decade. You know,
Portland is a hotbed for the transgendered communist violent movement.
We have covered itive extensively on the show that have
dedicated a lot of news reports to it. So, anticipating
(02:29):
the order or just desiring some more mostly peaceful fun,
I got to assume a group of left wing anarco
commi transgender weirdos gathered together outside the Ice facility in
Portland to scream profanities about fascism and look for opportunities
to bash in skulls. And it didn't go well for
them because the National guardsmen were there. And apparently the
(02:49):
kind of chubby, tubfaced, septum piercing, blue haired weirdo that
rolls around with Antifa isn't really in as good a
shape as the average National Guards Well shocking. Yeah. In
case you think we're exaggerating by calling these people communists,
I understand that they are literally communists. They hand out
copies of the International Communist Party newspaper. They wear sickle
(03:10):
and hammers. I saw one of these guys in the
park on Saturday, jogging around with his shirt off, and
he had a sickle and hammer tattooed right here on
his chest.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Okay, was he a fast runner or could you take
him easily?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I feel like I could easily take my thoughts. But
also as soon as I saw him, I thought to myself,
what if we contact your employer and we let him
know you never have to give this young man a raise?
He wouldn't want it.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
No, that would be against everything he stands for.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Right, next time you're going to give him a raise,
just distribute it to all of his coworkers equally. Just
break up the amount of money and give it. They'd
prefer it, and he'd feel the same exact way. I'm
sure he would.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
We didn't even have to ask. He has emblazoned upon
his body and permanent markers so that you may all
know how he feels.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
It was his only tattoo, a sickle and hammer right
there on the chest. What's the difference in terms of,
you know, divisiveness or in the swastika the sickle and hammer.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Well, for some reason, Swasaka has really taken over, you know,
and left the sickle and hammer far behind.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
I don't know why. The Communists have murdered way more
people than the Nazis. Tell me about it. Okay, Okay,
we agree Nazis are bad, right, Sure, we agree the
Holocaust was bad. I'm not a fan of the Holocaust.
But if you're a critic of the Nazis for killing people,
I've got to say the Communists really out in them
and had a longer run at it. Yeah, they accomplished
the hundreds of millions of deaths from Communism, only tens
(04:35):
of millions from the Nazis. I mean, still bad, but
you know, we're keeping scorier. I'm just calling balls and strikes,
you know, asking the tough questions. That's what we do.
So last night, over the weekend in Portland, Oregon, a
bunch of commed, weirdo losers who don't look like they
could do ten push ups to you know, save their lives.
We're out trying to fight with the National Guard and
(04:56):
we're all and it's not even a big news story.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Today and an org An Attorney general suing Trump over
the whole deployment of the troops and all of the
rest of that. It's it's just it's the typical, uh
liberal playbook.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
They know what they're doing. They've done it a lot,
all right. Is the economy slowing down? Right? Now Starbucks
has announced hundreds of store closures and layoffs, which means
very soon there's gonna be more spirit halloweens popping up.
But you know, for the time being, less Starbucks go
Walt go broke. Is that kind of what happened? Yeah?
Less by how many?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Like five, less, six, ten, whatever?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
How many? Other? Fourteen million? Well one percent of their
locations is roughly five hundred stores. I mean, that feels
like it's a lot. They're laying off nine hundred corporate positions.
One thousand positions will be laid off by February. That
seems like a lot to me. It does seem like
quite a bit. Five hundred stores. I mean, you know,
are they just.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Is it a problem with paying their salaries? Are they
making too much money? Did the Starbucks employees, most of
them who hate capitalism, demand money.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I don't know the answer to that question. I do
know that you often see a Starbucks right down the
street from a Starbucks.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Maybe that isn't necessary no more, well just during rush
hour that might be helpful.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Also, I noticed it in the airport too. You'll walk
around one corner at the airport, there's a long line
for a Starbucks. You walk around another corner and there's
a Starbucks with nobody in line, right, And I think
to myself, should I go tell them or I don't care,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
No, don't bother them with that sort of silliness.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Well, in the meantime, the Nasdaq has just jumped out
to one hundred and sixty point gain just this morning
as two thirds of a percent.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Looking good.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Dial is also slightly and the NASDAK has been hitting
and most of the Marcus have been hitting new all
time record highs for the last many week months and
here comes again.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Meanwhile, the S and P five hundred six, six hundred
and sixty seven. Ooh, that's dangerously close to sixty sixty
sixty six. That's dangerously close to four sixes.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Which only need three.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Yeah, I know, what does four sixers mean? It's a ranch,
it's a TV show. Yeah, what's the latest time that?
When's that coming out?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I haven't really kept up with the latest offerings from
Taylor Sherrid and I knew a couple of things at
Tulsa Kings Out. I've been seeing people talking about that,
and some of the scenes from this new season have
been showing up on social media, which I wish they
wouldn't do.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I am looking forward to it, but i'd rather binge
watch it. Is that what you're doing. Let it build
up a little bit. I don't know if they're all
available yet or not. I haven't checked. But I've also
got other shows that I'm still.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
In the middle of and I want to finish those
off before start something else.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
What else are you watching besides you know, the different
things this time of year. Baseball's wrapping up, football is
just getting started. The news cycle is absolutely insane.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
It won't be all for the NBA Nbagle five real quick.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Now you're ready for that? So who's time for regular TV?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
It's not gonna be baseball playoffs, football and in NBA
all at the same time.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I don't know. I've never been a fan of all three.
It's very close.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
They get it very close to go back to back
to back.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Baseball ends and then basketball starts, I think.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
And don't forget the w NBA. They's still a red
hot playoff action going on.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I hear weirdly people always do forget about the wibaal.
That's gotta be weird for black lesbians. They just for
all this time. They just wanted someone to care about
their sport.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
But you know what's weird is they get mad because
the games aren't you know, huge attendance.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
But they're not going either, No, they're not going. And
then finally they got their savior. Finally they got the
Jesus of the WNBA. And who is it. It's a
straight white girl from Iowa and they hate her and
they could not hate her more. They want to chop
her head off, they want to they push her, they
bash her, they punch her, and she's the only reason
anybody goes to see them play basketball.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
In the minute she got injured and couldn't make the playoffs,
everybody stopped talking about at the WNBA.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Didn't they just like that? Yeah? Yeah, it turns out
a straight white girl is the best thing that ever
happened to you Black lesbians. Look, don't get mad at me.
It's just just say you just say what happened?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Yeah, Walton and Johnson Radio Network and can they.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Don't do it? I'm not. I wasn't offered one dollar
from the man to write any of those tweets, not
even a dollar. I did it out of the goodness
of my own heart ups I'll talk about with us.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Man.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Someone just sent me something really funny a few seconds
ago here in commercial break, and I am am, I
is this what it feels like to be pregnant? I
wouldn't know what I I'm glowing?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Are I?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
You really? Are? I at least feel like when I
get through to these knuckleheads. I just it feels good
to know we're making a difference around here. Guys. Somebody
has written a very long document. They've really spent a
lot of time. Somebody named Matthew Coley, owner and publisher
of the Alamo Republican. I don't know who Matthew Coley is,
but apparently he's in charge of some group, the Alamo
(09:59):
Republican dot com.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
And he thinks he knows you.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
He thinks I'm being paid by Ken Paxton to rip
on John Cornyn. Are you no?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Well, then that's all that.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I have mixed feelings about it, because on one hand, no,
I'm not being paid to make fun of John Cornyan.
You know I do this oude of the goodness of
my heart. I am straight, and I have really made
a difference recently. They really seem to hate me at
John Cornyn's office.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Yes, it's working.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
But on the other hand, you know, I do ask
why have I never been paid for my tweets? My
tweets are good.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
That's a very good question. Perhaps you should hold off
until you get the respect that you and Taylor Swift deserve.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
That's true. I feel like Taylor Swift. She won't do.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Her job for free, and you're not doing yours for free.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Listen to this public document sent to the dear Public
Information Officer. Pursue it to the Texas Public Information Act
Texas Government Code, Chapter five to five two.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
As you know, Oh yeah, that's the good one.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
I am requesting copies of the following public records by
Thettorney General's Office OHAG. He calls it all pursuing action forms,
payroll records, financial documents, YadA, YadA, YadA, made by the
OG to Kenneth R. Webster OHAG from January first, two
thousand to the present. And then it goes on to say,
any emails, memos, or communications involving related to payments, contracts,
(11:18):
financial transactions.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
How much have you been paid so far? Would you
say it was millions or hundreds of thousands?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
I have been paid in retweets and high fives. That's
what I got paid. No, I do, I won't lie.
I have a monetized Twitter account, which means technically Elon
Musk pays me to write true.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
That is true.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
But it is nothing, and it's like it amounts to
dozens of dollars a month. It's not a lot of
money or any It's certainly not getting paid by the
Attorney General of Texas.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Instead of filling out all this paperwork and asking all
these official requests for blah blah blah receipts and whatever,
couldn't you just asked you, Gidney, is Baxton paying you?
And you go, what would you say? I would say no,
He'd say no, and then that would be that. But yeah,
(12:06):
he went to all that trouble to sneak around behind
your back.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
You don't have to pay me to hate John Cornyn.
I don't like John Corny. I was gonna do it anyway.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I think everybody that doesn't care for Corning is being paid.
There's a lot of very rich people out there.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
This is now my favorite thing on the Internet, the
Alamo Republican Alamo rep This is my new favorite. Bro.
You don't follow me but I'm following you. Feels good, right,
I do feel good to know I'm making a difference.
In the meantime, we have a bit of a tragedy
going on right now. This is the only thing I
can think to do, is is maybe I'll help out
(12:44):
for those of you who got your corn dogs and
don't want to keep them, I'll take them.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Yeah, fifty eight million pounds of corn dogs and sausage
on us stick products have been recalled because pieces of
wood may be embedded in them. Well, yeah, it's called
sausage on a stick, a corn dog. Everybody knows there's
wood embedded in that. According to this the Food and
(13:10):
Safety Inspection Services, they got the State Fair corn dogs
and Jimmy Dean pancake and sausage on the stick products
have wood in them. Well shocking, no, what? Well, anyway, Mottle,
if you don't want your corn dogs and you're Jimmy
Dean sausage on stick, I'll take them.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
So you're saying your sausage has what huh?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yeah? Does?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I don't know where people come from. I don't know
if you've got your product, quality of your product, very delicious,
Love your sausage for thirty something years. But I can't
take and fee a family of five on a little
twelve ounce roll of sausage. I don't mind paying you
more money for your sixteen ounce roll of sausage, but
you don't have it anymore.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
They got a twelve ounce roll, ain't gonna do it.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
And you've got three men that well over two hundred
pounds of fee.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
How about that woman, a woman that's a little plump
cotture girl and a daughter who's thirteen, And you're gonna
cottage hakes.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
You grow twelve ounces full of.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Sausage and a couple of dozen eggs and feed that.
It ain't gonna work.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Nope, And I'm not gonna purchase your product anymore or
ever again. And as far as you're sixteen ounce in
maple and sage, I don't eat that.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
I'm not from the North. I'm a Texas man. Jimmy
Dean sausage is for Southern.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
People to eat with the breakfast, with the fried eggs
and the tea bone steaks. How I can't see go
on to a little twelve ounce package.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
You know, all jokes aside. That is why I moved
to the South. Damn strange you damn right. You can
get sausage with a steak and a couple of fried eggs.
That's a regular breakfast down here. Sorry, Chicago, I'm gonna spay.
I've been here most of my adult life. I never
regretted it.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
The worst part about this whole story about the wooden
sticks inside your corn dogs, which is how it's supposed
to work, is the recall has been They said it's
part of Tyson, which is headquartered in Arkansas, but the
facility where these were made is in Holtham City, which
is basically Fort Worth. That's that's what that is. It
(15:10):
puts a little stink on Fort Worth, Texas. Oh, I
don't care for it.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
I don't like it either. Now you don't like fort Work,
I don't like those like the stink. The stink. Yeah,
it's the stink that I got a problem with.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Well, just know this. If you've got any of the
corn dogs or sausage on the sticks and you are
afraid of them because it's got wood in there, you
just drop off here at the radio station and I'll
take care of it from there.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
So if people drop off their saw their wood filled
sausage at the radio station, you're.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Gonna bring us your your stick filled sausages.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
I kind of felt bad for him, mister. I don't
think he gets what he's doing. I don't know. I
don't think so we're gonna think. I want to help him,
but I don't. But at the same time, I'm enjoying
it so much.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
It's best to just let it play.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Billy that are you you? Okay?
Speaker 2 (15:57):
But here I'm ready to eat it. We'll start gorging
that stuff that's going in my mouth.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
I believe it.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
I see the people around, I'll just see something big
just walking just right over here, right everybody. But it
went right over here.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I swear I promised you right over there. They just
it's around. I just I just cut walk. I've seen it,
seen me see it. So in my head, I'm like, no,
I gotta go, man, I'm right.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
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