Conservative Therapists - TUE 6.2

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Julia. Julia is a dude with a hammer. Oh boy, Yeah,
I saw this little treat on the news last night too,
Ain't Ain't he special?

Speaker 2 (00:10):
The deranged, hammer wielding alleged vandal accused of busting several
windows at Vice President J d Vance's home in Cincinnati
is reportedly the son of a prominent local millionaire, because,
of course he is, and appears to have recently changed
his name to Julia.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yeah, the mother and father of said trans. They're not
making an effort to look trans. Now call me Julia.
You know that's my name. Now that he has a
kind of a history of mental illness, duh. But his
mommy and daddy are very rich, and of course they

(00:50):
donate a lot of money to the Democrat Party.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
That's what the report claims. Yeah, all right, So the
guy's real name is William de four. He's twenty six.
I know that sounds like the name of an actor,
but it's spelled different.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
He was arrested, Yeah, he was arrested yesterday allegedly shattering
four windows Advances home. Police said he was attempting to
break in sometime around midnight.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
I don't know if he was really trying to get
in or not, because he was just going around tapping
windows with the hammer and then moving to the next window.
If he was wanting to get in, wouldn't you think
he'd focused on one window. Yeah, I don't know. I
wasn't there when they when they called him and arrested him,
he still had a hammer with him. Although I'm sure she,

(01:29):
you know how they are, she probably said, no, that
wasn't me, I'm Julia. It was my brother Joey with
the hammer. Yeah, that's right, brilliant, you know, cuckoooo.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
The story does kind of remind me a little bit
of the the guy that was accused of being Nancy
Pelosi's husband's lover.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Hammer definitely the the same weapon. Let's say.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Well, it's unclear whether this little freak identifies as transgender
or non binary, but he recently appeared to be posting
on social media under the name Julia. Cops list the
suspect's name is William and his gender is male. But
who cares? Right in his mugshot, he looks unkept. He
has a matted mullet, He has a dead eyed stare.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
It's bad enough you have a mullet at all, and
now you let it get to looking like that.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
It's interesting. There's two kinds of mullets. There's the mullet
you see on NASCAR fans, and then there's like this
left wing mullet that they do with the real short bangs. Yeah,
and that his dad is a successful Harvard University educated
doctor apparently has a pediatric urologist license and Cincinnati works

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as a professor at the University of Cincinnati's College of Medicine.
Lives in a multimillion dollar home in a wealthy neighborhood
called Hyde Park.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Oh yeah, that's very nice.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
And they have donated a fortune. They gave thousands of
dollars to Kamala Harris for example, just last year. Yeah,
donated to Joe Bidams.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Well, they have history of middle illness as well, absolute
apparently not just their son. Don't you wonder if you
know your patric doctor, you take your kids to the doctor,
you don't know anything about you know, who they vote for,
who they donate their money to, or what positions or
causes there. But isn't it interesting later when you might
find out the guy gets in the news. How many

(03:15):
people you think took their kids to this guy? AND's
like I don't know if I want my kids taking
around him.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah, a little creepy, right, look at his own kid.
There's something to be said about that too. When it
comes to therapy, I was having a conversation yesterday with
a friend of mine. Said, you noticed a lot of
conservative men don't go to therapy. I said, well, there's
not a lot of conservative men working in the social
science industry. You can't really get good advice as a
man unless you talk to a man who's a little

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older than you that's dealt with these problems. The average
man is probably going to get better advice from some
old guy who meets at a hardware store than some therapist.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
That's me. That's what I'm here for. You guys, feel
free to use me. I have a bunch of experience
with the world. See, y'all just got to come to
me ask what can I help you with Today?

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Most therapists appear to be women in their twenties and thirties, divorced,
failed relationships, Their lives are messy. I'm not saying they're
all like that. I'm sure there's a good therapist out there.
It's very hard to find a white Christian male therapist.
I bet more right wing men would go to therapists
if therapists looked kind of like psychiatrists or psychologists and
old movies, like a guy with a nice suit on

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and a beard and those patches on the elbows made
of course smoking a pipe, that kind of thing. But
you're not going to find a therapist like that nowadays,
thinking Richard Dreyfus, And what about Bob, Yeah, I would
go to that guy. Yeah, I'm all up tight. You know,
Bob had to loosen him up a little bit. Mom,
Is that a therapist available, I'd hire him. You know,
we all need a little help once in a while.

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Everyone needs advice. Everyone who among us doesn't have anxiety.
How could you not have anxiety? In this news cycle you.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Said you rather sit on the couch for now with
an old dude than a twenty something year old a
good looking lady.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Well, if I'm paying for life advice, and yeah, probably,
If I'm trying to get like a nice old fashion
then probably. And I'm not talking about the drink, talking
about a handy yeah, uh, calful.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Now you're liable to go down at Troy Aikman a
little bent, and we don't need you doing that kind
of stuff, because what Troy Aikman said cannot be forgiven.
It was leude, It was lascivious. It was one of
the worst things ever uttered on television, right, And I hope,
I hope somebody over at where he worked Fox. I
guess somebody got to do something before he goes off again.

(05:34):
Some people are probably confused. What did Troy Aikman do
that upset people? Well, it was called a lip slip,
a lude lip slip. During the game this past weekend,
Aikman was trying to explain why the team was hurrying
to try to get the next play in real quick
because the time was running out, and he said, they
they're trying to manage the play the play for what game?

(05:59):
What that? What was? What was happening? I played for what?
I almost finished it, I almost got to it. He
was managing the play clock, the play clock for what.
Only he didn't say clock. Oh, he said something lude instead,
And Uh, when I read the article, I didn't hear it.
But when I read the article later, they made it

(06:19):
sound like, Uh, he did something as bad as Trump
because he he didn't finish the the he didn't use
all of the work the letters in the word clock.
If you see what I'm saying. Yeah, no, I get it.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
I just feel like this is a very specific kind
of a segment on our radio show where we normally
play uh.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Has nothing to do with sports, he says, do with
the FCC broadcast violations and and that sort of thing.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
It does feel like it has a little bit to
do in sports during the football game, Thank you, mister Ken.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
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I don't know. I wasn't playing on doing those polls reports.
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back on my pillow right now. Well, y'all keep making
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Speaker 2 (07:02):
This is your only job's coming here and tell us
the sports. You start doing it and you're mad at us.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
For see, I've got three or four jobs now, I'm
I'm Waltner Johnson therapist. Oh okay, well that's chrip. Yeah.
We all gonna line up and get on your couch.

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Speaker 1 (07:23):
Right, I can't give you this. Yesterday was Black Monday.
Oh are we allowed to say I guess you're allowed
to say it. Yeah, that's the day after the regular
season is and all the head coaches get their heads
lopped off. And right now we up to six just
real quick. Some got lopped off, like Atlanta on Sunday,

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right after the day, and then some had wait until
Black Monday to find out. Atlanta fired their head coach,
Cleveland Brown's five day coach the Raiders. You know who
the coach was? He Carrol. He Carol thirteen fourteen record.
That's yeah, he gone. Oh and by the way, uh,
Tom Brady will be involved in picking the next head coach.

(08:05):
He won't be the only one picking, but he owned
a minority stake of the Raiders, and so Tom Brady
uh gonna pick. And of course whoever he picks will
be the greatest head coach of all time.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Yeah, this is really interesting. Former NFL great Tom Brady
has jumped in to help the Las Vegas Raiders hire
a new head coach.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
The Raiders. As you know, we just explained, Golden God.
He can do no wrong? Am I right? Uh?

Speaker 2 (08:26):
So is he part of something called spy Tech. Spy
Tech who was hired last year as a close Oh okay,
that's a person. John Spytech's the general manager. I'm sorry,
of course he is was hired last year, a close
friend of Brady. He is a minority owner of the team.
That sounds like spy Tech would be one company. That's
what I thought too when I first read it. James
bond uses or something. No, I guess he's a part

(08:48):
owner and in management there. And anyway, they all like Tom,
I got to finish the list. The Titans and the
Giants also fired their head coach, and the Arizona Cardinals.
People thought this was a little little odd dear on
the Cardinals. Uh, the owner came down on the sideline
before the game and gave his head coach a big
old hug, and they said, well, it looks good here.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
It looked like, you know, even though they have a
terrible record. And then after the game on the next morning,
the window came out fired the dude that he was
hugging on just recently. And everybody's like, well, I guess
that's like the mafia gives you a kiss. You know,
you ever see that kiss the Mafia come out and
give you and then they put you.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
A kiss of death. It's called Yeah. Well, I'm Italian,
I'm familiar. I've seen him a kiss when.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
I brought it up. But you had this blank look
on your face, like mafia. There's no such thing as
a mafia. But I know you've got to see that.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Well, we're not allowed to talk about it, but all
that being said, Who's God is the right God? The
Pittsburgh Steelers appealed directly to God on Sunday ahead of
their crucial game against the Baltimore Ravens by starting the
game with a priestly blessing. They had a Catholic priest.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Was that just for Aaron Rodgers? Mainly for the field apparently.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Meanwhile, Baltimore Ravens kicker Tyler Loup expressed that God has
his back even when stuff sucks after he missed a
forty four yard keg.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Did God deflect the ball? Did the breath of God
blow it wide?

Speaker 4 (10:08):
Right?

Speaker 2 (10:08):
I think whatever kind of Christian Tyler is, maybe he
should consider Catholicism.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
So he didn't donate enough to the church. Seems like
Catholicism is what really won the game here, you know.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
But you have to Also, you have to give you know,
you have to give money. I'm gonna give most of
the credit to the Pope Leo. If not the Bears,
then let it be the Steelers.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Apparently he's a Bears fan, but I don't think they
were involved in that game.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
No, the reason you haven't found love yet is because
your muscles aren't big enough. You just don't have big
enough muscles. It has nothing to do with your personality,
your anxiety, not putting yourself out there as socioeconomic status,
your face or any of that stuff. You just need
bigger muscles.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
I promise. This is the Walton and Johnson show, Bull's Report,
Right does the Saints go watching in? Is this about
the football team? No.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Carnival twenty twenty six officially starts tonight in New Orleans
with Joan of Arc and the Only forty Fellows, parades, beads, booze,
and boosted security after the terror attack on New Year's
Eve over a year ago.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
We'll forget the funky Uptown crew. I'll be busting a
move today. Two. Oh yeah, well, that's great. We are
six weeks out from Marti Gras Day. Today's Tuesday. Fat Tuesday,
six weeks from the day, and so yeah, it's on. Baby.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
It's hard to find a kincake in Colorado where we're
doing our live broadcast right now.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yeah, like impossible.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yeah, they don't really have stuff like that here. The
food here is not bad in this little corner of
the state.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
But we got some fantastic food in Durango, in the
big city, you know, the south of the ski resort.
But when you leave the south, you got to lower
the bar on food. Bro Yes.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Yeah, anyway, Trump says he's gonna Trump says the crime
in New Orleans is out of control. He says it's rough,
probably the understatement of the year, and he's trying to
do something about it with the help of Governor Jeff Landry,
who is now in charge of Greenland.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah, hate that peculiar. Uh, what's Jeff doing? Has he
gone to visit Greenland? Has he known anything about Greenland?
Probably knows more than I do about it, because I
don't know jack about Greenland.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Well, there's not a lot happening at the moment, But
the question is will Greenland become part of our country?
And some, including Stephen Miller, are saying yes. Stephen Miller,
as you know, is the Yeah, the political consultant to
Donald Trump, the policy analyst.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Advisor, Yeah, gen Roland and a very intelligent man.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
So he was on TV yesterday with Jake Tapper and
Jake Jake Tapper asked the question, can you rule out
military action in Greenland?

Speaker 5 (12:38):
Has been the formal position of the US government since
the beginning of this administration, frankly, going back into the
previous Trump administration, that Greenland should be part of the
United States. The President has been very clear about that.
That is the formal position of the US government. Right,
But can you say that military action against Greenland is
off the table?

Speaker 3 (12:58):
It would mean a military action. Again, it's Greenland.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
The Greenland has a population of thirty thousand people. Jake,
the real question is by what right does Denmark is
certain control over Greenland? What is the basis of their
territorial claim? What is their basis of having Greenland as
a colony of Denmark?

Speaker 3 (13:15):
The United States? Is the power of.

Speaker 5 (13:18):
NATO for the United States to secure the Arctic region,
to protect and defend NATO and NATO interest. Obviously, Greenland
should be part of the United States. And so that's
a conversation that we're gonna have as a country. That's
a process we're gonna have as a as a new
community of nations.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
So you can take it off the table that the
US would use military force to seize Greenland. You can
understand that, Jake.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
I just think you're trying very hard to which, which
again is your job.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
I respect it.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
It is great to get exactly the headline.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Won't headlines, I don't. I don't respect it. I'm so
he has to say that because they they wouldn't let
him on CNN for the longest time, and they finally
let him on the first thing he does is to
get into a fight with that guy billion. How do
you feel about some World War II history? Are you
a fan?

Speaker 3 (14:02):
All?

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Big fan? Yeah? World War Two? Everybody loves World War Two.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
During World War Two, after the Nazis occupied Denmark in
April and nineteen forty, we the United States stepped in
to protect get ready, Greenland, Danish territory. No what, Yeah,
we protected them from a potential German invasion and also
had some use of their weather stations and bases. In
April nineteen forty one, we signed something called the Agreement

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for the Defense of Greenland with Denmark's ambassador. I'm sure
you're familiar with Henrik Kaufman. Of course, who doesn't know that?
And this allowed the US to build military bases, which
they code named Blue East Sites. If I do that,
I'm the air is very dry up here. Flem might come.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Out if I do, I believe it's easier to pronounce
in anyway.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
The Agreement for the Defense of Greenland also allowed US
to station troops and operate airfields. These supported trans atlantic
ferry routes for aircraft and Arctic weather forecasting, critical to
the Allies.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Fairy like a boat ferrying things. Not that kind of fairy.
No one but you thought that. You didn't see the
look on his face when you said it. Billy ed
would stop giggling. I'm not I'm just saying it's funny.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
All I'm saying is the US Coast Guard during World
War Two conducted patrols to secure the island of Greenland.
We supplied it, We disrupted the German activities. US forces
remained until the war's end, preventing the Axis control. What
did Denmark do?

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Nothing? They bent the need of the Nazis. They did.
Whose side are you on the Nazis. Any of the
World War Two gays that was in Greenland still left,
but I bet they were old. Ain't Greenland the one
that ain't green, Yeah, that's just a big chunk ice,
And Iceland is green, which the global warming people say
that's our fault, you know, because a long time ago

(15:49):
is called Greenland coause he's green and that's all covered
ice because you had to drive a truck. I don't
really feel like it's my fault. I don't think so either.
I don't remember having anything to do with that. I
don't think it's quite as big as it looks on
the map either, because the maps distort the size of
the countries.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Well, you know, maybe it just looks smaller because it's
so cold there that a lot of it is shrinkage.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
Please stop talking, Walton and Johnson,