Cops Are Severally Underfunded - WED 9.2

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, gather around the radio, kids. I got a
little trick for everybody. I uh, I mean the brag,
But I think I just screwed over American Express.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
These idiots don't know anything. Well what'd you do? All right?

Speaker 1 (00:13):
So I uh, Steve talked to me into gett in
an americ Express an American Express card.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
I never had one. That was it a business card?
I told you should get a business card. I got.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Well, you can keep track of your text deductible items. Yeah,
I got a really good one. And then I figured
something out. Did you know that for the month, I
have like a thirty thousand dollars spending limit on this thing?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Oh hell are you saying? Yeah? I could spend a
lot with it.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
But but the American Express users doesn't limit people, so
they did limit you. I guess it's early. You got
the training wheels still on your card. Well, here's a
little caveat for you there. I only have to pay
back like eighty bucks a month. Jenny's how smart at them?
Somebody did there? You can spend thirty thousand dollars and
you only have to give them like eighty bucks.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
That's what I did. I wait, that is brilliant. I
liked that.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yesterday I went out, I put a down payment on
a car, I bought groceries, I ordered a new stereo
for my living room for eight dollars and I only
had to give him eighty dollars. And they're like, well
you still always more than that. Now, here's the cool part.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Next month eighty bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yeah again, and I can just keep doing that. It
is a brilliant move. Have you figured out where you're
going to live next? What do you mean, like, what
country you're going to move to? When they threaten to
put you in jail? Why would they put me in jail?
I only have to pay the eighty dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Oh, don't, don't spoil it for him. What are you
guys talking about? It?

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Says I think no, I was just I was teasing
minimum payment. Yeah, yeah, I don't get your point. I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
You'll be fine, You'll be fine.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
I think you just don't understand how banking works. Mister Kenneth,
you're stupid. I think you don't understand that you're not
an elected politician. You don't just get away with stuff
like they do. I'm getting away with it, man. They
told me They're like, here you go, eighty bucks, that's
good enough minimum payment? Are you guys Apple fanatics? I
don't know if I'm a fanatic, but you support the brand?
I use their products?

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah, Well they've it's that time of year again. I
guess when they iPhone seventeen Apple Event Live updates on
the iPhone seventeen. But it turns out they're going to
have how many was eight new products? Four new iPhones

(02:12):
sixteen e what is it Solar? I don't know, iPhone seventeen,
iPhone Air and seventeen Pro, and then on top of
all of that, three new Apple Watch updates and air
Pods Pro three. Look, your old air pods just don't

(02:33):
work as good. May I point out I have air
pods and I have Apple headphones I bought within the
last year that don't work, and I need to go
buy the Apple Store and get new ones because they
actually don't work that well. But this isn't a commercial
for Apple. You just need to go get the better ones.
I was wondering what's new about the iPhone seventeen and
a few quick notes. A few quick changes from the
sixteen pastel colors.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
For the oh be still my beating heart.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
If you get the air it's the slight I missed
iPhone ever it's on ozmpic, Yeah, exactly right, and the
display is pro motion one hundred and twenty herts on
all models, brightened screens up to three thousand knits no way,
yeah n its with just over clear anti glare and
scratch resistant ceramic shield. And the new iPhone I watches

(03:22):
the Apple Watch. Sometimes they'll come with different colored bands
to hold it on your arm.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
It says.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
The new iPhone's battery and charging capacity will be faster
and bigger. You could charge fifty percent of the phone
in twenty minutes. It's it doesn't seem that different from now, Yeah,
because now it takes twenty two minutes. Yeah, what are
they even talking? Why?

Speaker 2 (03:44):
But they make big deals about this kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Wi Fi seven support? What is Wi Fi seven? Does
anybody know? No?

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Me? Neither is at seven gig?

Speaker 1 (03:54):
I guess what't four G supposed to give us all cancer?

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Or no? No? Five started the pandemic.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Five G pandemic seven G probably gonna be World War three? Right,
I'm guessing.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
But everything is fake and gay, That's what I noticed.
So it's always fake or day all the time to
think about new iPhone seventeen.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
You could get it in pastel orange, but it's fake
and gay.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yay, So enjoy that, my friends.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Apparently the new Girl Scout cookie will be Rocky Road inspired. Yeah,
it's not cold Rocky Road, but it's inspired by Rocky Road.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
So why don't you just eat Rocky Road? What's so
great about that? You know? Is Rocky Road a cookie?

Speaker 1 (04:32):
No, it's an ice cream, but the Girl Scout Cookies
want the flavor of that, apparently in a cookie form.
If you really love Girl Scout cookies, chances are your
testicles are about seventy five percent plastic.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
That's what we've been told over and over again.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
That's okay. You know, what were you gonna do? You know,
before it turned plastic on you save money on prophylactics.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
There you go. Yeah, I mean you spent a lot
of mone honey on condoms. You know, you don't just
off a plane kicked off a plane. Money got kicked
up a plane. You could still catch something if you
say so.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Now with all those microplastics, I can't. I think you
can those protect me?

Speaker 2 (05:12):
All right? It's something weird happened on an airplane, and
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Speaker 2 (06:19):
Oh that's no fun, all right.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Anyway, today we take you to a group of America
tourists who are globe trotting. They're they're traveling around the world.
I've never been to France before. I know it looks
like it's spelled nice, but it's called Nice, right, yes,
mee France. So there's this couple of young women. They
boarded the wrong plane because when they were checking in,
they said they were going to Nice meaning Nice France,
but the agent thought they said to Nie as in Tunisia,

(06:43):
North Africa. Oh dear, that's very different. It's not even
in the same country. Here they are finding out as
is a country. I beg your pardon, Well one is
a country. It's not even the same continent as what
I meant said. Yeah, yeah, Anyway, here they are finding
out that they are on the wrong headed to a
country where I probably I don't mean to burst their

(07:04):
bubble here, but I'm guessing white women aren't really safe
at Tunisia, North Africa.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
I have no idea but I'm just guessing they're not.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
I got you said to me, is in the fro
That's why you can smooth me. You're not going to France?

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Right?

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Yeah, yeah, we are. You are going to France? Is
she mishurt us? Where's in North Africa? You know we're
going to.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
All right?

Speaker 1 (07:36):
So just in case you're carry us, this is a
travel blogger. Her name's Brittany. I'm not going to tell
you any more about her. But they did end up
getting off the plane before it departed. They even looked
up a global map on their phone while speaking to
a flight attendant. Apparently, these white women, white women, white
would be man. You know how white women are. You
ever go eat dinner with a white woman and she'll

(07:58):
order a caesar salad with no meat on it and
a side of fries.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
That's what you're having for dinner. That's it. That's the
whole meal. You're gonna eat, lettuce and French fries.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
No, no, no, no, no, that's what she's having. She's
also gonna have about half of what you're happening.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
God damn it. You spend your time getting all fixed
up for a party. Why go messing yourself up?

Speaker 1 (08:16):
By getting drunk, stay sober.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
It looks better on Stay tuned for more Waltman Johnson.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Hi is how we're friends with so many cops. That
always surprises them. Also, when't people jump out from behind
a door. Yeah, that's a good way to that's true.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
That's no.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
You're right, Billy, I do. He's not wrong about that.
That does surprise people.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Back to your point, I'm sorry for him.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
We know a lot of people in law enforcement, and
we have friends in law enforcement, and sometimes people will
reach out to us, you know, women, whoever it may be,
it's having a problem. And I've been told this more
than once and I never really had this experience myself.
But sometimes when you need help from law enforcement and
you live in a big city Memphis, Houston, Dallas, New Orleans,

(09:00):
you know, you get the big cities, it's hard to
get a cop on the phone unless you know somebody,
not because they don't want to help you, but because
they're so underfunded, under resource.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
This is what people are talking.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
About when when you call it nine to one one,
you don't get a cop by the way, you get
you know somebody that answers the phone, and then they'll
eventually put you in touch with a cop. Well, they
put you in touch with the dispatcher, and then the
dispatcher the dispatch then they put you in touch with
the cop who files the report. Depends on if it's
an emergency or not. But odds are if there was
a crime committed and you're filing a report, sooner or later,

(09:32):
you're supposed to talk to a cop at least you
hope you will. And weirdly enough, kind of like getting
into a nightclub nowadays, it's almost like you need to
know somebody to get that kind of help. And so
we've had some friends reach out to us. And you know,
I had a friend not long ago is having a
problem finding help from law enforcement with an issue that
he was having, and we got them in touch with

(09:54):
the police leadership in the city and they were shocked
that we knew somebody. If you won't or help, just
remember these works. All you have to do is say
help me, Walton Johnson, You're my only hope, and then
we will immediately help you. Yeah, and then we'll just appear.
That's how it works. Like that, that's realistic, right, it
works anyway, Yeah, thank god for the police. I'll tell

(10:16):
you why because when you're in trouble, you can't call
the crips and the bloods.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
No, some of them probably already anyway.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Right now in New York City, they're talking about defunding
the cops some more OHO, so it makes sense, so
they could pay for the child daycare that they Everything's
going to be free in New York as soon as
this election takes place, and that won't cripple the economy
of New York at all. Bernie and AOC and Zorhan
mom Donnie have been talking about it a lot. Yesterday

(10:45):
Senator John Kennedy, who I'm in no way endorsing. I
don't always agree with his voting, but I do like
how he explains things.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
Well, look, I don't hate anyone, Sean, but Congresswoman Ohio
Courts is a creature or creation of the media. She
checks all the boxes. She's young, she's liberal, she's attractive,
she's ethnic. Her problem is that she's shadow as a pubble.

(11:17):
You scratch the surface and you just get more surface.
For her recent conduct, which you talked about, she gets
and deserves a certificate of hypocrisy. And I would remind
her that it's it's not your beliefs that make you
a good person.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
It's your behavior. Now, I want to know who stole
my coffee marker. You need to know that.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Did you call the police? No, Well, you said you
have friends. You know there's been a theft. It seems
like it's kind of a waste, especially since I know
it's around here. It's on someone's cubicle, somebody's desk. Maybe
somebody was admiring it and dropped it and it broke,
And they did have the nerve to tell you that
they broke this, this this holy chalice of coffee, and

(12:06):
so they just hit it. That's not the craziest theory
true at the trash and hoped you wouldn't notice.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Now, as pissed off as I am about it, there
is good news.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
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I don't know if those are the words I would use,

(12:36):
but I get what your point is and it's not untrue.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
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I want people to know that when I'm drinking coffee,
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on Islamic terrace.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
I think it's funny.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
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dot com memorized glued into your brain. And then every
time you need a shirt or a coffee mug or something,
you can go get one.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Look that. Look at each sweat. I just storted one.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Is it here yet? It's almost here. You can watch
your driver on the internet. He's got three more stops
before he gets here. It's gonna be here pretty soon.
That's so look at that. That's a good looking coffee
mad Before we run out of here, I just have
to mention something. You ain't gonna hear this on the
CNN or any of the mainstream networks. Remember that time
a couple of years ago when the Democrats faked the
job numbers, and it turns out there was about seven

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hundred thousand high on amount of jobs and then they
had to adjust it and just said they had done
made up some good excuse, probably had to do with
COVID and all that kind of stuff. Well, believe it
or not, the Democrats did not learn their lesson from that,
because now it turns out that they have had to
readjust those numbers again. This lady's been fired by the

(13:53):
way that was responsible for all this after they found
out they just readjusted the the jobless numbers for the
last year wow, down nine hundred and eleven fouls. And
because they wanted to prop up the Biden Kamala Harris campaign.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
I think that's dishonest and it should be illegal.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
It does seem like it might be illegal. But they
said this was ahead of the presidential election, trying to
boost Kamala Harris's chances of victory. Oh and speaking of Kamala,
I know nobody has her book or has ready or anything,
but including her right she has no idea. But the
news is now reporting that she had some pretty negative

(14:39):
things to say about Biden wanting to run for a
second term at all. She thought he should have stepped
aside before it ever got started and just upshered her in,
then she would be president right now.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
You know, here's a crazy idea.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
What if he stepped aside early enough that they could
have had an actual primary and the candidate's included Kamala,
Gavin Newsom, Corey Booker, Like a democracy?

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Yeah, exactly. I don't want to do that. You don't
think the Democrats would want democracy? Of course not. But
it's right there in the name, Billy. Yeah, that's what
they want you to continue to remember.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
But why would they call themselves something if they don't
believe in the thing that they're calling themselves? All right,
question for you. You can ponder this until tomorrow if
you want to get back to it later. Ponderosa, if
things had gone different, who would have been the better president?
Hillary or Kamala? Oh my god, I mean, honestly, the

(15:35):
really answer.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Probably you're not gonna like it if those are my choices. Yeah,
that's the only two choices yet.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Probably Hillary because she's I mean, Kamala is totally inept.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Hillary was evil. Kamala she was.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Very good at being evil. Kamala is kind of like
AOC scratch the surface, more surface, Yeah, I mean Hillary
at least ran the Clinton Foundation she was able to
embezzle billions of dollars from the Moroccan royal family, so
she knows how to do something commonly, she just knows
how to giggle uncontrollably. Neither one would have been good
for the country, but Hillary certainly would have been good

(16:08):
for the Democrats. Well, you know what John always said
about TV dinners, don't forget boys and girls to eat.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
It every day. Hey again, you've reached the end of
the Walton and Johnson podcast. Good for you. That means
you listened all the way to the end. Does that
mean we're going away now never to be heard again.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
No, no, no, there will be a news show tomorrow.
Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or we're off work.
But as always, you could go to Walton and Johnson
dot com and you could find all kinds of cool
stuff there. Our news blog, links to our social media accounts.
Believe it or not, our personal lives are very boring.
If you comment on our social media pages, we might reply, yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear from you.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Yeah, so what's the big deal? Go to Walton Johnson
dot com today, I'm told there's a store. Oh yes,
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