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January 5, 2026 • 16 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I gotta ask. We got all that bear spray in
the closet downstairs in case there's a bear attack. But
what do we do if a mountain lion attacks? Oh,
you mean a cougar? Yes, let her in. Billy had
out literally a mountain lion. No, yeah, this isn't like
a you baby, you met somebody at the bar yesterday.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Actually we we kind of noticed Kenny was picking up
on somebody at the bar yesterday.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
How are you and the was it Bob getting along? Bill?
I don't I think hate Bill? Oh, I'm I brought
my girlfriend up here with me to the mountain, and
so we're skiing and we stopped at the bar. We
run into a bunch of people, Billy D's there, Steve, Jillian,
a bunch of our friends. We're all hanging out at
the bar. We're doing shot skis and this guy Bill

(00:46):
comes over and he's like, hey, is she's single? And
the girl is sitting there, she's holding my hand at
the bar. He's like, that's not your sister or anything?
Is it. I'm like, no, it's not.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
It was kissing owner and all kinds stuff. Bill obviously
didn't pick up on stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
So anyway, we all he's standing there and he hanging
like he thinks he's part of the crew or something.
We're all hanging out, and then we leave the bar
and we get back on the mountain and starts skiing
and beef Bill follows us. He's like, I'm He's like,
I got my eye on you. Two go away. Bill.
I'm like, Bill, I'm not gonna have a threesome with
you and my girlfriend. I don't know what you're thinking, bro.
And he follows us to the point where I have

(01:22):
to tell him to leave. And I have no problem
telling people to leave. I'm very comfortable doing that. But uh,
you know, I felt a little bad because you could
tell he was lonely or sad or whatever. But that's
not really my fault, you know. So you didn't turn
her loose owning Huh. No, I didn't let him have
a turn with my girlfriend. Huh. You didn't feel that bad. No. Anyway,
back to this, Oh, we were talking about Cougar's It's

(01:42):
a very awful story to start the new year. A
woman was hiking in the Colorado Rockies, apparent's where we are.
Apparently just became the unsuspecting victim of a vicious cougar attack.
Don't do it, Billy ed See. Okay, a woman was
killed mountain lion. Yes, a mountain lion, thank you, mister Kenneth,
in a suspected mountain lion attack. What never mind, she

(02:03):
was hiking alone in the mountains. Puma, Northern Colorado. I
think that all the same thing. Yes, okay, northern Colorado.
That's good. We're in southern Colorado. You know what all
the different words they have for that. There's a shoe
company called Pumas. Why don't we start a shoe company
called Bobcats. We'll just make them look exactly the same.
That's different from a cougar. Make it a little cheaper. Anyway,

(02:26):
this woman's out walking around and one of the predators
in the state happens upon her, rips her to shreds.
A couple of other hikers found the woman's body, and
they found the mountain lion nearby while they were out hiking.
One of the hikers was a physician. The guy tried
to tend to the victim. But, as I'm sure you
could guess since I'm telling you about it, right, the

(02:46):
two nearby cougars which were found and killed by officials
may or may not have been the killers. They say
two of them. Huh yeah, more than one.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Could have been a parental pair teaching their young.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
You know club.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
I guess they call it how to stalk prey. Well,
I've seen that happen.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
To your point, no one in Colorado has been killed
by a cougar in this century now, I mean in
the last twenty six years. Uh.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
If you spray bear spray at a cougar, will it
not work? It feels like it would work. What do
you think would work? All right, Billy Ed, explain it
to it.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Let's let's go find out.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
What do you say? Well, just leave my fox alone,
whatever you do. No, ain't nobody gon mess with the fox.
Big big mic Is is safe here. You know, we
shouldn't be feeding him, but you people don't care. Uh.
Peter will probably tell you you're not doing him any
favors by feeding him, because you're just getting him like
democrats that get dependent for that food to give away.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yeah, but here's the difference. Democrats aren't cute. The fox
is cute. The fox is so cute. What a big
bushy tail and his little eyes. They're just so intelligent
and he likes chicken parmesan. That's true, doesn't. One of
our friends here, Taylor, made a chicken parmesan, and then
one of our other friends, Jillian, said, I bet it's
fragrant enough. So we so we sprinkled around biscuits, chicken parmesan,

(04:03):
and then cold cuts. We had some turkey around the
backyard area of this cabin that we're in, and here
he comes. And then just as that was happening, we're
out there hanging out with him, talking to him. He's
very peaceful, he's really enjoying our company. This guy on
a SnowCat rides up and he goes, you want to ride,
and we're like, no, we don't want to ride. We're
looking at the fox. He goes, he didn't see the fox.
This repeats itself five or six times till finally the

(04:24):
fox runs away. And I was like, damn it, I'm
gonna kick your ass, Like I'm gonna kick Bill's ass.
You better get the hell out of here. Snowcag Okay.
Guy was doing us a favor. He was pushing snow
towards the house so that we could ski from here
straight to the lift like we're supposed to be able
to do. But for some reason, mother Nature's decided to
send the snow elsewhere, so they're doing the man made stuff. Yeah,

(04:47):
all the snow's in Baltimore right now. Not really doing
us any good here anyway. We're still having fun. We
don't care. We love it here, guys. And hey, uh,
I guess with all the news about what's going on
in min Minesota right oh, Minnesota, it's a bad week
right now for Tim Walls. Not only is a cold
and snowy up there, but he might not get to

(05:07):
be governor nor what a shame in Battled Minnesota Governor
Tim Walls is expected to bow out at the twenty
twenty six reelection race as he faces mounting national criticism
over a massive Somali fraud scandal in golfing his state.
Maybe you've heard about it, Yeah, no, what a shame.
He's not currently the vice president. According to this report,

(05:27):
he's going to make a big announcement today at eleven am.
The news will come as Wall's office is scheduling a
press conference for later this morning. His office did not
comment on what the failed Vice President Canada plans to address,
but there seem to be a lot of reporters in
Minnesota that think they know already now if Kamala.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Had won, God will be it, and then he would
be vice president. Would this news have even come out?

Speaker 1 (05:52):
I don't think he'd be responsible for explaining it. All
the embarrassment would fall on the shoulders of the new governor,
whoever that would be right. And I can't help but
notice there are no shortages of videos of Jacob Frye,
the Minneapolis governor or mayor excuse me, just straight up
humiliating himself. Is there the latest one? You've all seen

(06:13):
the video of him trying to eat Samali food where
he's getting puke. Oh, he starts gagging. Have you seen this?
Have you seen this video of him at a like
a Somalian dance party. He comes out, he's the only
white guy in the room. There's all these Somalians there,
they're playing music, and he starts doing I don't know
what's that dance called picking up the change, picking up
the change. He's dancing like a giant bunny rabbit or something,

(06:36):
and he's high five in all the Somali's and he says,
Somalians built Minneapolis. So over the weekend while I was
on the chair lift. We got stuck up there for
a while. I did a little research on who built Minneapolis,
and would you believe it was not Somalian migrants. Yeah,
they didn't show up there till very very very very
very recently. And then when they showed up, they showed

(06:57):
up in massive amounts where almost eighty percent of them
now living off government welfare. Do any of them even
have a job? And they're all driving Bentley's and Maseratis.
According to that guy from the Minnesota Vikings, some of
them are driving eighteen wheelers. I heard that's never fun,
Oh right, because they're uh, they're killing people. Yes, yeah,

(07:17):
look here's the thing. I don't want anybody to die,
But I also don't want to ever have to look
at Jacob Fry dancing again. Yeah. That was humiliating for everyone.
Even I feel bad for his wife after watching that.
Does he have a wife? Well, if he does, she's
keeping her head down. I bet his wife's name is Scott.
I bet you're right. Yeah, probably, I'm just just a hunch,

(07:39):
just an assumption. Hey, coming up on the show, here
a lot going on. As a matter of fact, stick around.
I'm told we're gonna be giving away a maserati donated
to us by a Somalian migrant.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Fun, he was the best guy around. What murder? This
is the Walton and Johnson Show. Nicky Rourke schy, Yeah,
Mickey Rock needs your money. Call now and donate money
to keep Mickey Rourck housed. He's Uh, could I share
a bit of information I have about Mickey? Yeah? What

(08:10):
do you know about Mickey Rourck?

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Well, it looks like he signed a lease to move
into a three bedroom, two bath, Spanish style bungalow out
in La sounds nice back in March. Now, they said
they are currently trying to raise sixty thousand dollars in
the GoFundMe because that's how much he owes, and they
got an eviction notice for him about three weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Okay, the rent is.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Approximately seven thousand dollars a month, and it looks like,
according to just my early math, that he never paid
rent once he moved in in March, sign the lease,
and then if he owes sixty thousand dollars in back rent.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
That means he never ever made one payment.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
No, And do you know what happens if you divide
that sixty thousand dollars by the nine months.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
That he's been living there before the eviction. Noticed it's
a lot of money. Yeah, it is this much a month.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Oh No, six thousand, six hundred sixty six dollars and
sixty six sixty six six cents.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
That is weird that you figured that. How did you
know that? What made you think?

Speaker 2 (09:22):
I just I just I just see. Why is he
sixty thousand dollars in rent?

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Is it possible that calculator you have his.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Demonic No, No, it does regular math. No, just you know,
regular stuff. So maybe Mickey being aware of the fact
that he didn't have seven thousand dollars a month to
pay in rent, you shouldn't have rented this house.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
You know, it's amazing. I can remember a time when
people would tell me, you know, Hollywood, they got it all,
they got everything gone here. He's amazed. All these celebrities
out there, guys like Mickey Rouricky what he made twenty
million dollars off the wrestler, they're just they'll be set
for life. What a glamorous life it is, uh huh.
But it seems like an awful lot of these people
don't have what we believe that they have.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
And they made a lot of money back in the
eighties with some pretty big hits when he was young
and you know, a up and coming star. He had
probably half a dozen big hits. Then you know, time
passed not so much, and then came back. What was it,
what fifteen years ago at least, well you should but
some of you. The wrestler came out and then he
started making money again. Yeah, where to go? And well,

(10:33):
apparently he likes to live above his means. I have
trouble with a seven thousand dollars a month rent payment myself.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Yeah, that's a lot of money. I don't think I
could afford that either. I probably wouldn't have signed a
lease expecting me to either. I'm not a you know,
I'm not one for a lot of Hollywood news. Usually
I don't care much about what's going on there. But
it is kind of incredible how much we're told about
those people that ends up not being true. Yeah, I'll
give you another example. Besides that they're all rich and

(11:01):
affluent and they're too much money to fail. Do you
remember years ago being told that mel Gibson was nuts? Oh?

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Sure, Yeah, he said a few things that. You know,
some people disagreed with Cancel culture decided to come for him.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
I understand he got drunk ones and said some stuff
about the Jews. Now I don't agree with that, but
he was also drunk. I think maybe he should be forgiven.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
But also lately a lot of people have been saying
some negatory type of things about some Jews.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Okay, lately it's become very popular to hate the Jews.
So he was just ahead of his time. Is that
what we're hearing? Okay, in a different way he was.
Back in the mid nineteen eighties, mel Gibson traveled down
to Australia to do an interview with a guy named
Ray Martin. During that interview, he said something most people
in Australia didn't want to hear. That foreign aid without
strategy is not charity. It's just leverage being handed away.

(11:49):
The teaching, training and funding capacity offshore while neglecting our
own foundations would come back to bite us in the
ass someday. Uh oh, here, I'll let him tell you,
in his own.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Words, questions about this foreign dady and where this oign
debt's coming from? You get hold of this foreign debt
to get US out of trouble. And then they have
something called foreign aid, which is it'd be okay if
it was feeding starving children or something, but it's not.
They're giving many millions to countries like Red China, North Vietnam,
South Korea to develop steel industries, and they give this

(12:20):
money to them interest free. But you know who has
to pay the interest on that money. The Australian taxpayer
has to pay the interest on that money. And to
add insult to injury, they are creating industries in competition
with our own steel industry. Now they're telling us from
both sides to be more productive, stick together, get in front,
be more productive, get ahead again. And at the same
time they're slipping a quid overseas to make sure that

(12:41):
they successfully stifle our own industries.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
You're obviously hot on the color.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
I am damn hot under the Connor and I care
about this nation is slipping.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
A quid euphemism? I don't know. I'm not from Australia.
I thought he was saying something dirty. Yeah, I'm pretty
sure he did. What does that mean? That sounds bad?
But he's right. We have the same problem in a
man Emerica that Australia has we're giving money to China
in foreign aid, and then we're borrowing money from China.
Make that make.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Sense because the kids like to say same with the oil.
I mean, it just shocked people when they found out
that we're sending our oil overseas and and paying foreign
countries for their oil to come into America.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
It's it's like cutting off the end of.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
The blanket and then sewing it up to the top
so that it'll reach all the way to your chin,
so from now your feet are sticking out.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Sounds like a bunch of commy gobbledy goog to me.
That's exactly what it is. We should be mad as
hell about it, all right. It's a sad story today,
Is it about Mickey Rourke? Well, it's a sad story
with a happy ending. It involves a child being kidnapped
and rescued. Oh. A missing eleven year old boy was
rescued from a registered Florida sex offenders truck during a

(13:50):
traffic stop, and a possible alleged teen co conspirator in
his kidnapping was also handcuffed in a chaotic chase after
snatching the car. This just happened Darnell Harston is a
registered sex offender. He was traveling in his vehicle on
New Year's Eve when an individual who knew his offender
status reported seeing two juveniles riding in his car. Deputies

(14:11):
eventually located Harston and pulled him over for a traffic stop,
where the two youngsters were separated from him.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
As a sex offender, are you supposed to be riding
around with some young kids in the.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Car other people's kids? No, certainly not. The eleven year
old victim, who was reported missing three days earlier, was
clearly traumatized and in fear, according to the report. After
replacing the child safely in a patrol car, cops went
to arrest Hairston, but he fled on foot from the scene.
Hairston was caught. He got arrested shortly after that. Did
they turned a dog loose? Well, it doesn't sec that

(14:43):
would have been sweet. While he was being cuffed, the
other juvenile attempted to flee from the traffic stop by
stealing Hairston's four f one fifty. This was a fifteen
year old nearly hit a deputy on the roadway as
he sped off with deputies close behind in hot pursuit.
A deputy eventually passed the team on the left and
got in front of the car to stop them. Yeah.
The boy then entered the eastbound lane and oncoming traffic

(15:04):
re entered the westbound lane purposely rammed into the deputy's
patrol vehicle. YadA, YadA, YadA, got they got the turks. Yeah,
wild right, that's crazy all right. Equally as sad is
what just took place in Alabama. Just one of the
kids was kidnapping. One of the kids was involved in it. Yeah,
it sounds that weird. In the meantime, Jonathan John John Bowley,

(15:25):
a four year old boy who went missing on New
Year's Eve and Alabama, has been found dead in a
wooded area near his father's home. The sheriff reports no
foul play. Now here's where this gets weird. When they
went to go talk to the dad about what was
going on about how his kid was missing, they went
into the house and they said there were explosives everywhere.
When you read the report a little more deeply, it

(15:46):
sounds like it was a meth lab. Now, I was
under the impression it was mostly cartel guys making meth labs.
Nowadays it wasn't you know.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Oh, there's still plenty of the boys out in the
trailers out in the country off off the main road
up and Ground County. We'll still get the random meth
trailer explosion. You know, you can hear it sometimes late
at night, and if you run outside and look, you
might even see a fireball off on the horizon.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Well, you know, people tell you don't do math or
make math because it's dangerous and always.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
A pretty explosion, though, I guess at night. It's best
when they go off at night, and I think that's
besides the point.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
The break, we're gonna interview Eric Wyhan Mayor who climbed
the highest mountain in the world, Mount Everest. But he's gay,
I mean he's gay.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Excuse me, he's blind.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
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