Crap In, Crap Out - MON 6.1

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
I know where the last people you would expect to
say this, but.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Have patience with people today. Yeah, it is not our
normal way of doing things.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
There's gonna be a lot of stupid things said over
the next forty eight hours, probably all week.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
You're gonna hear someone say something.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Someone that has been subjected to misinformation is going to
say the dumbest thing you've ever heard. Is going to
offend you. It's going to frustrate you. It's not going
to be true. It's going to happen to you this week.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Anybody. Look who's here. It's your buddy Billy had had
for you. No expect the worst. Okay, No, Billy, No,
poor Billy yead He did nothing wrong.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Billy.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Why do you guys want to jump on me? Start
picking on me like a crusty old booger, first thing
on a Monday morning.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
I don't need to No, that was Steve. I wouldn't
do that to you. There's too many other there's too
much negativity today.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Ibe. I should apologize.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Maybe at some later date I will. Steve. You don't
want to tell Billy d that you don't have a
problem with them, Not right away?

Speaker 2 (01:01):
No, all right, Well, Billy had. Maybe you both agree
with this. One of the problems with information is that people.
I think most people are trying to do the best
they can with what they've been given. I think most
average people are not everyone. Obviously, there's some bad eggs.
We know evil exist.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
The problem is when it comes to information, when it
comes to the media, crap goes in, crap comes out, Yes, sir,
and there's plenty of that happening today.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
You're gonna see it. Have you seen and heard what
happened to Nurse Lexi? My heart goes out to well,
not all nurses, because some of them are real jerks,
but nurse Lexi here, Oh, I just googled her? Yeah,
which one you get? Which pictures you get?

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Well, she's a okay, I'm not saying all blondes of it,
but there's a full body shot right there.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
With their little I'm looking at it now I am
in the little hall time. Yeah, nobody should have fired
this girl. She's a nurse in New Jersey. And apparently
when Charlie Kirk died, she said, oh my god, that's awful.
I love him. And the doctor Matt Young ju Ng

(02:07):
not yo, he said, I hate Charlie Kirk. He had
it coming. He deserved it. She was like, reminded him,
he's a medical professional, Y know why you could say
something like that. And so she reported him to hospital
management and they fired her. Yeah, I fired the nurse,

(02:30):
not the doctor. I heard about this news story, but
I didn't see a photo of her. And I'll tell
you what, I didn't like it before I saw the photo.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Oh I'm especially mad now now then I've seen the photo.
I'm canceling all my plans for the rest.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Of the day. Yeah, we've got to get to the
bottom of this. We've got to get nurse Lexi a
new job. It's unbelievable. Good. Probably some openings around here
the radio station, wouldn't you think.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Okay, So we were talking about people saying stupid things
and getting fired.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Here in our city.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
We have a prosecutor who investigates murder, and she got
on social media and celebrated the death of Charlie Kirk.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
And it's her job to investigate murder.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
You hope that someone's political bias doesn't affect their ability
to do a job, but.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
That's a pretty important job.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
I have a friend, one of my best friends is
a public school teacher. He's a great guy, and he's
not really on the right or the left. He's very
objective and he and I were talking early this morning.
He sent me a text message about Charlie Kirk and
he that he's like, look, I don't agree with these
people are saying at all, but it's kind of amazing,
he said, this is it feels like this is the
first time in history when criticizing someone on the internet,

(03:36):
just this one specific person can immediately get you fired.
And right, Look, he is a public school teacher, he's
a dad, he's got a lot going on. All I
have are news stories. Yes, so I happen to know
that that's not true.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
I can remember four years ago a lot of people
getting fired for criticizing this guy went around committing armed robbery,
stuck his gun in a pregnant woman's belly. No lentinyl,
it's not good.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
He made pornography, and he was you know, but his
name was George Floyd, you mean King George.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Now.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Eventually, to be fair, eventually you could criticize George Floyd.
But we all remember right after George Floyd died, and
to be fair, we didn't know a lot about him
at first, but right after he died, if you said
anything about Saint George, you could get fired for it.
And to prove that point, I just looked it up
in my favorite unnamed search engine here, and good god,

(04:31):
there were a lot of news stories about people losing
their job for criticizing George Floyd.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
You better believe it.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
But one of the reasons you didn't notice it at
the time, or at least it wasn't as obvious, is
because there was a pandemic going on, there was a
presidential election going on, there were so many other things.
Right now, it's just Charlie Kirk. That's basically that. In
some foreign wars, that's most of what the news is.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Very much. And I don't think we're really having much
effect on the wars anyway. My friend's a good guy.
I don't. I'm not mine. Well, Romania, I guess there's
a one of them NATO countries too, and they like Poland,
they have had a drone incursion, So NATO's getting all

(05:11):
fired up now if he's if he's sending drones to
Poland and Romania, I'm sure he's doing it on purpose.
He's probably got you know, the the chessboard in his head,
and he's moving pieces here and there, trying to do something.
I don't know what, but sure don't look like he's
ready to back off and take it easy. He does it. Yeah,

(05:32):
you're right about that.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
And while people are saying unpopular things that are gonna
get them fired, and I'm gonna throw this out there
real quick, while this is terrible and we all agree,
just I just got to ask, do we need Romania?

Speaker 2 (05:44):
I mean do we You know? What are they? What
are they doing over there? What are we getting from Romania?
You know? Vampires? Yeah? What is their chief export?

Speaker 1 (05:51):
I think vampires, gypsies and white trash, Gypsy euro trash.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (05:57):
It smells like dracarn noir body odor and cigarettes.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
It's their chief export. Sorry, I Romania. I didn't mean
to be back on Nurse Lexi for a minute because
I don't want to let that go too soon figuratively
not literally. Okay, sure, Now, apparently the doctor said what
he said about Charlie deserving it and all that. Uh
said that in front of a patient nursing station in Regard.

(06:24):
So yeah, it wasn't just like under his breath or
just her in private or anything like that. Well, he
feels bad now, so he offered to buy the department
lunch as an apology. So is she got called into
HR and suspended without pay? All right?

Speaker 1 (06:44):
What kind of lunch are we talking though? Like pop
Belly's Jimmy Johns once again? Panera bread? What do we
have in exactly?

Speaker 4 (06:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:50):
I don't think it was gonna be good enough?

Speaker 1 (06:53):
All right, Well it wasn't good enough for the staff
at Home Depot either. We Uh, let's just go ahead
and play.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
The sound mind.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
I want you to imagine and you called a Hollywood
casting director and you said, I need two office depot.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
What did I say? Home Depot, Home Depot. Fair, Let's
not miss the good folks of Home Depot unless they
deserve it, Okay, fair?

Speaker 1 (07:14):
So I want you to imagine. You called Central Casting
and you said, show me two smug liberals and they said,
all right, we got these people. They look like they've
never exercised before.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
They're to be super fat and super out of shade.
The clothes don't fit right.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Really stupid hair, yeah, really bad hair, just like ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
One of them looks like he was the roadie for
my chemical romance and the other one looks like she's
an extra on what's happening. I don't know, but anyway,
that's all I got. Thank you for laughing at that. Anyway,
this guy walks into the home te ball. He's confused.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
He says, hey, I you know, I wanted to have
some flyers made for my prayer vigil and you told
me you wouldn't do it. And they said, well, it's
political propaganda. And she said, I I'm one of the
assistant managers here.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
I called the shop, so we came in for an
order earlier or the print post her for our digital
tonight for somebody that it's not sorry, we don't think
that it.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Is all right? So what can I supervised? The managers? Yeah,
so uns so they say they don't print. Yeah, she says,
she puts her hands up. There's nothing I get.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
She says, I'm one of the ant managers and puts
her hands as I was iff to say, I'm basically
the pope.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
I'm kind of a big meal here. You don't understand
I'm in charge.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
The body legs it looks so funny. The video is
on Instagram. Hang on, here is a little more political propaganda.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
So this is somebody that had passed away a couple
of years. Political propaganda, unfortunately.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
So this is for a prayer tonight, for a prayer.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Vigil, it's still propaganda unfortunately. What makes it propaganda because
he's a political thing and I don't have to press yet.
Our general manager is going to be in on Monday,
if you know it's full. They're a sea. Yeah, Monday.
It's a little late for the vigil, which is you know,
the day before. All right. The question is this is
this cancel culture?

Speaker 1 (09:14):
And I will tell you, at least in this specific incident,
why it's not cancel culture.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
They were canceled the order.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Right, Well, okay, but cancel culture is when you get
fired from your job for saying something that's politically incorrect
but actually didn't matter. You know, see something that seemingly
has no consequences, but somebody didn't like your position on
you know, Israel or whatever.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Here's why this is not cancel culture. Those two people's
job is to sell flyers for a living, right for
their boss, and print stuff up. And they're not selling
flyers for a living, which is how they make a
profited office depot.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Because they don't like Charlie Kirk. So in this case,
it's not cancel culture. It's it's it's a it's an
issue of profitability.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
I would suggest maybe they could be fired and replaced
by nurse Lexi, but that would be a huge waste
of her talents. Oh, I would kind of like to
go to an office depot with a nurse Lexi. Yeah,
but you know, then she wouldn't be a nurse. A
nurse for ten years. I think she knows some stuff.
You know, there's a bar down the street where they

(10:18):
hire nurses. I'm told to kill that's right, Yeah, And
I guess it's a bar that's just for gentlemen. Like
they teach men how to hold the door and pull
out chairs and stuff like. That's what I hear. That
happens at gentlemen's class. You're wearing that on Monday? What
are you gonna wear on casual Friday? To post its
in a sugar packet? Walton and Johnson that GALVDA recopy.

(10:39):
Speaking up Tennessee ball, how do feel sorry for the balls?
I feel bad for the fans, the players, I mean
all of them. It was mister O told us there's
gonna be a good game, and man, it was Georgia.
They just there's something about the Georgia Tennessee matchup. Tennessee
played great all game long and then it just comes

(11:03):
down to the end and Tennessee did not do well.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
You know, I hate to bring it up. George has
just got a better mascot. I mean, what is a
vall volunteer?

Speaker 4 (11:14):
What?

Speaker 2 (11:14):
No, nobody needs that. We need a bulldog. They have
a dog at Tennessee too. It's not a bulldog like
like uggah uga. Right, Well, there's Tricky. That's a cool name.
But it went to overtime and Tennessee lost it forty
ford to forty one, or Georgia wonted forty four to

(11:37):
forty one. However you want to look at it, but
mail what a game? All right?

Speaker 1 (11:40):
So what's the Tennessee's official mascot? Is Smoky right, the
blue tick coon hount Oh No, it's okay?

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Can I say that?

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Uh huh okay, it's anyway, that's the volunteer, But it
doesn't really make any sense, right the Georgia bulldog.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
That makes sense. Also Aggie's and Notre Dame. Another fantastic game,
forty one forty the final Aggie's prevail. Of course, that
was pretty awesome too. Man, a lot of back and
and forth and going on in a lot of college football,

(12:14):
NFL yesterday kind of the same thing a lot of times. Now,
the most important NFL game hasn't been played yet. That's tonight.
They got two Monday night games, so that means the
first one starts early, which is good six o'clock Central
time for the Texans hosting Baker Mayfield. That's the way

(12:35):
I look at it. Something to take a look at.
Pretty much Baker Mayfield fan have been for many a
year and you know, interested to see what the Texans
defense has got played for him. We got some buddies
heading out to the game. And then after that the
Chargers of West Coast. Sure the Chargers will go to

(12:56):
Vegas and play their game over.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
There, sure, obviously. Yeah, the Las Vegas Oakland Raiders. Who
doesn't love them? Oh yeah, that'll be fun to watch.
Unless you did win.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
So they're three at zero to start the season. That's
pretty cool. Look for ALICEU. The Longhorns won, but they
didn't win big over U tip. They should have handled
UTIP a lot easier, and the home fans were booing
young arch manning after they they've seen about enough of

(13:30):
arch missing, under, throwing, throwing, behind, overthrowing, throwing two fight.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
This probably didn't like those all State commercials as his dad,
either his uncle or probably not.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
So we'll see how that goes. But good, good football weekend.
It really was meantime. Cincinnati Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow has
oh yeah, that's not good, and has a charity, the
Joe Burrow Foundation, and they had to remove Cincinnati judge
Terry Brown from their board. And I don't even need
to tell you why. You already know you know what

(14:03):
he did.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
He said something about someone who tied recently, and it
didn't mesh well with the image of the organization.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
I thought you were going to bring up the fact
that Joe Burrow could miss up to three months of
football if his toe injury requires surgery. I don't know
for sure who's going to decide that, But yeah, that's
not good. He left the game against Jacksonville even that

(14:32):
they were winning, and they won, but he has a
left toe injury. Then yeah, you think toe no big deal? Man,
Come on, gut it up. You'd be surprised just how
important your toes are, especially when you're a quarterback dancing
around back here trying to avoid three hundred pound men
jumping on top of him.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Yeah, there's quite a bit of that going on. And
ask anybody who ever lost a toe because the diabetes,
and they'll tell you, yeah, you don't want that, No,
you do not.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
Turf toe took out a New Orleans Saint player years ago.
It's probably forty years ago. Louis Oubrey still remember him.
He was a good old boy, but he got the
turf toe his first time. We never heard of turf toe, like,
come on, come one man up. And then you find
out a little more about it, and it turns out
he could just barely walk, you know, much less you know,

(15:22):
run and change the direction and do all that. What's
the difference between good old boy and a regular boy.
He's a good old boy, all right, a little bit
better than the regular boys, which one of mine. You're
just like a regular guy. But you're trying. I'll give
you all the credit in the world. You trying. What
can I do to really push myself over? The good
old boy finished? Well, don't try for one thing, Just
let it happen naturally. Just because nobody likes a poser.

(15:44):
And follow my lead off that that you know goes
without saying, so you're a good old boy. Oh, hell yeah, obvious.
That's obvious. Right, Yeah, well he could deny that. It's
almost like when he gave himself a nickname. Of course
you did too. So Gunnar's strong Arm. You know, there's
an actual gunner in college football. But he's not strong Arm.

(16:07):
He's just he's just Gunner.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yeah, but that's not my noah ka last name I
won't pronounce out loud. He's the name of a football
player this season that's getting the most attention.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
What do we do about? I mean, k, that's his
last name?

Speaker 3 (16:22):
Is kay?

Speaker 2 (16:22):
All right?

Speaker 1 (16:23):
So he where he plays a linebacker for the Eastern
Michigan Eagles, and I guess he's one of the best
players on his team.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
He goes, oh, that that's his name, his name reading
it on the screen. Yeah, way in G looks like
another G. There's another G and then there's one more
letter at the end there What is there? A? Right?
And he is apparently Now besides being a good player
on on an average team, he's probably getting the most

(16:53):
attention on social media just because of his last name.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Uh, he's got he's a mass, twenty five followers on
X and you know all he did was have that name.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
He didn't. Well, I'm gonna reach out to the folks
in Georgia who know Gunner Stockton as a name is
Gunner's strong Arm. But all right, since he is the
big boy, he's in charge over there with the Georgia Bulldogs.
We were just talking about him beating No Tennessee barely,

(17:25):
but they did. And he could change his name from
Stockton to strong Arm. Would you allow it?

Speaker 4 (17:31):
No?

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Oh no, I'm Gunner's strong Arm. I keep it and
it worked too. I gave myself that nickname. People actually
call me Gunner all the time. They sure they're laughing
when they say it, but they say it nonetheless. All right,
here's something someone said that did not have people laughing.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Not exactly.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
A controversial guy, Brian kill me It made a comment
last week about killing all the homeless people.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
All of them are just the ones that are bothering him,
and then he had to ish an apology.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Now I could explain what happened here, but first let's
play this sound bite For those that don't know Brian
kill Mead is one of the morning show hosts on
Fox and Friends, and his co host is Lawrence, and
Lawrence is what's Lawrence's last name?

Speaker 2 (18:14):
O'Donnell? Or am I thinking of someone else? Lawrence is
the He's the how do I describe Lawrence? Lawrence is
not he's not a woman, No, and he's not Brian
Killmead's He's the other one. He's the other one.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
On the pan and Lawrence is talking about the stabbing
that was on the light rail train in North Carolina
Charlotte recently, and during his little rant, he starts talking
about what to do about other homeless people, and at
some point, I guess Brian stopped paying attention. He wasn't
listening to the fact that Lawrence had changed the subject
from homeless people that commit murder to.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
All homeless people. And that's what it became. That's when
this happened.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
Billions of dollars some mental health and the homeless population,
a lot of them don't want to take the programs.
A lot of them don't want to get the help
that is necessary. You can't give them a choice. Either
you take the resources that were going to give you
and or you decide that you got to be locked
up in jail.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
That's the way it has to be, though, or involuntary
lethal injection or something. Now, to be clear, involuntary a
lethal injection, which kind of sounds like, let's just go
shoot them.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Well, yeah, murder to kill the homeless noun now, to
be fair, When Brian made this comment, he was probably
reacting on what they were talking about a minute or
two earlier, what do you do when homeless people commit murder?

Speaker 2 (19:33):
But as we just explained, Lawrence changed the topic.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Now, how many people in this room have not been
paying attention when one of their co hosts, when I
was going into something really important, you know, maybe there
was a redneck in the room that wasn't listening to me,
and when he suddenly chimed in with a comment about
the thing we were talking about three minutes ago, I'm
all for it myself.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
What you're all for?

Speaker 5 (19:52):
What?

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Billiot, what you were saying earlier, It sounds good to me,
So let's do that. So that's when Brian had to
shore this apology.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
In the morning, we were discussing the murder of Arena
Zaruska and show in North Carolina No how to stop
these kinds of attacks by homeless mentally ill assailants, including
institutionalizing or jailing such people so they cannot attack again. Now,
during that discussion, I wrongly said they should get lethal injections.
I apologize for that extremely callous remark.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
I'm gonna go ahead and just say it right now.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
If you're a homeless person and you do drugs all
the time and you won't accept any help from the
government or you know, nngos or whatever, and you murder,
and you murder, okay, you can put that in it too,
then I'm okay with you getting lethal injection or involuntary.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Lethal But what didn't kill me? Just say, when do
you apologize? When don't you just tell the truth. Nobody
is It's hard to pay attention to Larry. His name's
Lawrence Larry. Thank God it's Monday again. Monday, Monday, Monday.

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