Crazy Motorcycle Police Chase - TUE 9.2

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, yeah, they're about to get hit with a hurricane, aren't.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's just an approaching landfall. As we speak, the winds
have increased, believe it or not, to one hundred and
eighty five sustained. I don't mean to make it as
the biggest, most powerful storm in the history of all
the worlds that ever have existed.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
I know there are lives on the line, and people
are gonna die, and of course that's sad, and you
know we have empathy for them. But I just can't
help but wonder how much of this is going to
cost us?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, as sooner or later, it always comes back to
the US, doesn't it, to rebuild, whether it's war, natural disasters,
what have.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
I don't want to have to pay for every single day.
Don't war, natural disaster and just seemingly mundane inconvenience everywhere
on Earth all the time. Why do I have to
do that?

Speaker 3 (00:48):
You know?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
They got a Mandeville, Jamaica, really yeah, and it's named
after Amanda. Uh, it's just Mandeville. Oh, like the town
in Louisiana, north shore of New World Orland Jerry.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, And it looks like it's probably not gonna be
there much longer.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
I can go there. You mean you're talking about Saint
Tammany Parish.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
No, I'm talking about Jamaica. Oh, yeah, that one's probably
not gonna be there much longer. Yeah, because that's a
big ass storm.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
There's this news story of the headline of the post
right now about these two very attractive young American girls
taken by storm. The headline says, just two girls headed
to Jamaica in a Category five hurricane. And they're really
cute girls and crop tops, a little blonde and a
brunette both whatever you're into, a little both from assuming
you like little white girls. And I can't help but

(01:35):
wonder what's going to happen to them once they realize
what it's like to be stranded and trapped in a
third world country during a natural disaster. And what is
it like, Kenny, Well, from what I'm told, Oh, I said,
you've just heard. Well, I've never been. No, I've never
a been an attractive young woman in her twenties. I've
never been that.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
It's a great opportunity for you to interview them if
they survive, and you know, maybe you know.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Get the digits, like talk to them. No, I wouldn't
want to date one of them after they've been through that.
That's kind, you know, knowing you're afraid you'd be you know,
at the back of the line. No, No, I wouldn't
know you ever.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Hear Eddie Murphy's little bit about talking about your girlfriend
go to Jamaica and she's all sad and everything, and
then that dude walking down the beach swinging his business
around throw it over his shoulder. Yeah, baby, you can't
play it. It's too dirty. It won't work on the radio.
But it's funny.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Boy. Some of that old Eddie Murphy stuff really dirty.
He's got a new documentary coming out about his life
on Netflix, and the old Eddie Murphy and the new
Eddie Murphy are like two totally different guys, very much.
The old Eddie Murphy was one of the edgiest comedians
who ever lived, and the new Eddie Murphy is like
a watered down Disney comedic actor.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Well, that happens to comedians especially, and some actors when
they have children, because suddenly everything that when they were
in their twenty you know, being irreverend and all of that,
and that just seemed like fun. But then as an
adult with children of your own, you start maturing and

(03:11):
stop back being like that. So, Kenny, you need to
have some kids right away.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Are you working on it? I'm yes, or no, I'm not.
I mean, I don't really have anyone to have a
kid with. I could do it with myself. But that
I always kind of figured. I was just talking about
this yesterday that one of these days, my doorbell is
gonna ring and someone's gonna walk in and be like, Hey,
were you at the Rothbury Music Festival back in two

(03:39):
thousand and eight staying in a tent near the Emo stage,
And I'm gonna be like, damn it, are you Heather's son?
Or you know. It's like I always need to be
coming mm hm.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Anyway, when was that little thing you went to out
in the desert last August? Yeah, it was just August.
It was just a couple of months ago. It seems
like we've been talking about it for a year.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
This story is good. You're not gonna believe this, But
my experience at burning Man was shockingly sober. I was
really just there as more of a learning experience to
witness and watch what took place. I was only there
for three or four days. I didn't say, you don't.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Think there'll be a woman showing up at your door
in May of next year with a newborn saying here,
take this.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
I guarantee there won't. But that definitely did not know.
Nothing like that happened to me at all.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
No.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
I was mostly staying in a camper with one of
my childhood friends. And he's a good guy. But he's
one of those guys. I'm such good friends with him
that we argue a lot, you know, you know that
kind of a guy. Yeah, we hang out, and it
was like, so it wasn't really like if a woman
met us during that experience, it'd just be the two
of us ripping on each other the whole time. Does
he snore? Yeah, yeah, he's a big guy. You have

(04:43):
to get your own camper next time. I know I
should have done that. Yeah, anyway, lesson learn All right,
bad news. This is important for those of you that
uh just kind of casually pay attention to the show,
pay attention to this part. A massive leak has exposed
more than one hundred and eighty three million email passwords,
including tens of millions linked to Gmail accounts. In what

(05:05):
cybersecurity analysts are calling one of the biggest credential dumps
ever uncovered. The stolen trove contains three point five terabytes
of data surfaced online this month. The according to the report,
here there's a website you can look at called Have
I Been Owned? Owned is spelled with a P. I
know that's confusing. It's a P instead of an O
like password owned. You could go there and put your

(05:27):
email in and it'll tell you if there's a if
you need to change your password. If you don't have
Walton Johnson is a Gmail account if you want. Don't
explain that out loud on the air. If you don't
have time to change to go look and see if
you've been breached or whatever. Just change your email password.
Just do it, you know. So it's a smart idea.
I would recommend MA. Do you Yeah, we'll get right

(05:48):
on that. Yeah. What's the worst that could happen? You
don't get hacked. I would do it if I were you.
A smart idea.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Wait, we are getting emails at Walton Johnson dot com,
so I guess it's still working.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
That's good at least.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
This guy wrote in he said, whatever you do, don't
mention my name. Huh and so I won't. But he
said this maybe how they're working that buyout for koach
Brian Kelly lsue he said, back a couple of years ago,
Kelly was Now, this is all just you know the email.
He's just speculating. Maybe, he said, Brian Kelly, I was
about to leave his wife for a younger woman. Don't

(06:20):
want to get too specific because I know the girl
and her family. But then she said she wasn't interested
in a relationship. So he had to go back and
beg forgiveness from his wife and they reconciled. Now you
have heard of her her mom. I don't want to
give out to no information, no details anyway, violated the

(06:43):
morality clause of his contract. Is that something they might
be using to get that buyout negotiation? Renegotiated to a
much lower figure. Well, if any of that's true, maybe,
So thank you Tom for right now email. Wow, thanks Tom,
that really helped Ken. Didn't he say? Don't use his

(07:06):
name if you read it.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
He might be making it up. It might not be Tom,
is it Tom?

Speaker 3 (07:11):
No?

Speaker 1 (07:12):
No? Okay? See yeah. In some countries, teachers abuse their students.
In America, teachers seduce their students, all.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
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Speaker 1 (07:28):
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But at the same time, we just wanted you to
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Speaker 1 (08:10):
We want you to meet Elizabeth Jamie Love, a sassy
little ginger there. What I think Billy edwould sometimes refer
to as a big redhead.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Is that what she would call her big nasty red
hitch she gets in that song.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
That's what is. She actually seemed that big to me.
But she's thirty six, her bow is forty three. His
name's Jared Jack Krause, and they've been arrested Friday after
one of Love's high school students reported her unsettling allegations
to cops. A sixteen year old girl claimed she was
once in Love's car when the teacher's boyfriend called about

(08:43):
wanting to have sex with the teacher, who then told
the girl she would be willing to share him. According
to the report, the girl said that the August call
left her uncomfortable and made her get out of the
car and call her relative for a ride home. The
girl edge of the teacher then picked her up on
October eleventh, taking her back to her house, where Kraus
then led her upstairs and made what she took as

(09:04):
a request for sex. The girl refused and left it
started to walk home, but security footage shows Love trailing
her in her car and getting the student to hop
in to be taken back to the house. Love also
texted the girl to come back and talk to me.
The court doc stated. Love eventually apologized but handed her
one hundred dollars and twenty dollars bills while asking her
to keep quiet about it. Text between Love and Kraus

(09:26):
also showed that they discussed the student as early as
April to see if she's if she's not feeling it
the AFFI, David claimed, Love, who is also a speech
therapist for the school district, later told police that the
cash was not hush money, but to help the student
buy a new phone. Love and Kraus are both facing
a charge of sex trafficking minor. I have a question. Oh,

(09:47):
that's on all not for me. Clearly what they did
was wrong. Clearly, it is not okay clearly, and the
young woman's a kid, so I'm you know, but after
that happened to you, why would you go back to
the house, you know what I mean? Like if you
didn't want that. And I get that. I believe her
that she didn't want it. She went to police, she
did the right thing. But I do wonder, like what
was going on in this girl's life. I just wonder

(10:07):
that made her return to the house once again.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
I feel like people are not aware of their many
options that they have in life.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
And again maybe that's our job is.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
To give them some of those options, like don't go back,
how about that?

Speaker 1 (10:24):
That would be my advice. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, if
you're an underage person and two adults are trying to
have sex with you after you've told them to stop.
My advice would be to leave.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Maybe go to a friend's house, or a church, or
a police station. It's a national first Responder's day. Maybe
go see a firefighter. Yeah, Jicks loved them firefighters anyway,
don't they.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
But again, Billy ed, we're trying to get her away
from people that would because it's an underage girl, you know. Yeah, well,
I mean the firefighters wouldn't do nothing to her. I
would hope not. Yeah, it is possible. The girl had
nowhere else to go. I don't know what her life
was like. I have no idea. But ain't it crazy
how many of these news stories there are? I mean,
whenever you think you've ran out of news stories involving
teachers try to have sex with students, Yep, bam, there's

(11:08):
a whole bunch of new ones. Real they come again.
All right, let's get that terrible taste out of your
mouth real quick, and I'll give you this. Courtney Kardashian
has launched a new addition to her product line, the
Lemma line, and it makes for quite an unexpected combo.
On Sunday, the newest iteration of her lemmee Pure supplements,
probatic gummies and pills designs to support vaginal health. She

(11:33):
is now selling vaginal lollipops at Target. Ooh, that's not
going to get the taste out of your mouth.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
No, I ain't.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
That's worse.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
You can't allow President Trump to continue deporting big booty Latinas.
If there are a nine, they should be fine. These
are big, juicy, perfectly round booties that we simply can't
let go, miss the President. Where are we going to
find big booties like these Canada? Women in Canada have

(12:01):
no booty?

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson, Harry Kids, you know
who we are. You know who you are showing over Yea,
we still got more time to go.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Yeah, we're still kicking, We're still twitching. Yeah. I just
watched the video of a guy motorcycle police chase in California,
of course, flying down a highway at one hundred and
fifty miles an hour on his motorcycle. He said he
hit top speed of one seventy which is still not
as fast as the winds of Hurricane Melissa. That's gonna

(12:31):
be ravaging Jamaica. Here in a second. But at one
hundred and fifty miles an hour, this idiot was running
from the cops, flying down the freeway, and at the
part I was watching, he wasn't holding onto the handlebars.
It was hands free. And that's when the bike crashed
into the back of a car and sent him flying.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Am I looking at the same thing as you. That's him?

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Wow, bro, this video is madness. Oh yeah, and he lived.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
You know, I don't know how. It doesn't mean that
this is any kind of safe right now.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
Looks like he's.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
I told you, I promise you. I'm posting that on
the wall in johnson Instagram account right now.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
They said he shot a cop, so they were after
him for attempted murder of a police officer, all right,
and they got their man. What's left of him after
getting down the road like that. Well he deserved to
be punished for that. Well he will be yeah, all right, Well,
in the meantime, it sounds like he's already getting punished.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Good lord. High speed police motorcycle pursuit take shocking turn
when a car deliberately rams into the suspects bike. The suspect,
who was armed, was sent crashing in a dramatic end
to the chase.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
You can see the car because you don't see very
far ahead of him, but the car is moving into
his lane and he's not holding on to the handlebars
at all. He's just steering it with his leaning. Did
not work out well. I don't recommend it. I don't
even think lor Tigers wants to touch this one. That's
a day out of it. If I was Tigers, I

(14:04):
wouldn't get not gonna do it.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
You know, everybody deserves a fair legal defense bill. Yeah,
that's America cop shooters. Do you think no? But I'm well,
I mean yes, everybody in America. That's the great thing
about being an American, even cop shooters. We all deserve
a fair trial. That's the thing about being an American. Yeah,
even the worst people in America deserve it. We've got
multiple camera angles of that. By the way, if people

(14:28):
want to watch it, it is hard core. Here's a
headline you don't see.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Every day, anti Israel trans rabbi. It comes face of
Jews for Zoran in New York an anti Israel trans rabbi.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Wow, that is a lot going on there, m bro,
What are you gonna do? Yeah? Anyway. That video is
now a floated to the Walton Johnson Instagram accounts to
go take a gander at that. I got a new
story about a twelve year old girl getting raped and
beheaded by Muslim bigrants. Now I don't like it either.

(15:13):
I got a new story about an Indian man charged
with stabbing two teams with a fork on a flight
out of Chicago. I don't like that one either. We
only have a little bit of time left here, guys.
We need something good. We need good news. There's not
enough good news on the radio these days. While I've
got it. A ninety five year old man named Frank
urrez eurus Frank, let's call him Frank. Is that the news? Frank?

(15:36):
I hate this new story. Here's another one. An eighth
grader in California named Kevin Tang was just named America's
top Young scientist in twenty twenty five for an invention
inspired by his grandmother. It's called Fall Guard. It uses
cameras and AI to detect if someone falls and get
them help. The title comes with the twenty five thousand
dollars Grand Prize. Here's Kevin talking about his invention five

(15:58):
years ago.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
My grand fell in this kitchen, but by the time
we noticed and called down on one, it was already
to like, which left her with permanent brain damages. That's
why I invented fall Guard, which is a real time
for desuction system. Once the fall is detected, anotherfication is
sent immediately to a family member through email. I'm also

(16:21):
developing a mobile app with a real time pushing notifications.
My goal is to integrate directly with nine on one
or emergency service providers, ensuring fast responses and help.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Okay, now, does it seem like maybe they named it poorly?
Fall God sounds like it's some keep you from falling.
This should be called fall Alert. It alert you after
somebody have fallen. Ay, maybe there's a difference.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
That's a good point that Kevin Tang guy is an idiot.
Stupid kid, You're an idiot, Kevin Tang Man. I don't
know why I even try. Man, I don't know why
I even try either. Hey, kids, we got to get
out of here. You guys know what happens at this
time of the show. Where's John when we need?

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Don't forget boys and girls to eat it every day