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Speaker 1 (00:00):
If I'm mistaken.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
This band is going to be a rock and ball
on Friday in Nola, Is that right?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
I know.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I want to go to that party. I want to
check that out. I'm gonna be at a different concert
this Friday, but that still looks good.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Anybody I ever heard of No, definitely not.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
You don't look like a Fontaine's DC guy, But that's
the show.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I'm going to this show like the Fontaine's DC. Oh yeah,
you like? Oh my god, you've never heard of it?
That's okay.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It's an Irish post punk band, Billy Ed Irish.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Huh yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I spent a lot might drinking at that place. It's
all the hipster chicks are into this band. It's Elton John,
me and your your, your sister in law with the
septum ring.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
We all love this band, Elton John. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Elton John says Fontaine's DC is one of the best
bands he's heard in a while.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
That's quite the recommendation, isn't it. It's you know he
was drunk at the time. Oh yeah, I was wasted.
Elton John.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Kind of an unlikely conservative, kind of like that Pierce
Morgan and Russell Brand and what's with all these like
British liberal guys switching.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
To the right. Well because the left took it too far.
I know.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
That's how they keep losing stuff. It ain't like the
Republicans are doing so great. The left has started fighting
amongst themselves now, which we used to never see because
they the public face. I mean they fight in private,
but their their public face was they always stuck together,
even if they didn't really mean it. They somebody agreed
(01:28):
on the policy and they said, all right, well that's
our plight. But now you got the young kids in there,
the squad types and all these new guys coming.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Along, and they don't like the old people.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Yeah, yeah, you got to get them out of there,
get AOC in there, get Schumer out, all that kind
of fun stuff. It's it's making them crazier. Everybody knows
they're they're mentally ill. We should probably have a place
where we could round them all up and send them
for some treatment or something like.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
We could concentrate them all together and put.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I like that in some sort of a camp for them.
May camp always sounds fun, whatever we called. Maybe we
could we grab gather them all to put them on
a train. Maybe I don't know, to a camp where
we can concentrate them all together so that they can learn.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Sure, exactly, a camp of concentration, whatever you'd call that.
And of course you have to use the train because
it's eco friendly.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yeah, they're worried about the earth and all that kind
of good stuff. So uh, let's let's get these democrats
figured out. But you saw what happened with abortion. They
were getting along pretty good. Abortion was like, we don't
you know, we do it, but we don't do it
that much. And then they kept saying, well, no, well,
now we need third term, fourth term abortions. You know,
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up to two years after birth, we should be able
to just you know, have a and they pushed it
too far. And then somebody said, all right, now we
got to slap you down and rain it and pull
it back.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Same thing.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Well, all this deportation stuff, slap it up, slap it up,
thank you, mister. Oh yeah, well he always knows that.
I'm glad you brought up the liberal wackados because over
the weekend, Nancy Mace was in the makeup aisle of
a department store buying tampons or something like that. Part
of the world is she in Nancy Mace is from
the Carolinas. Okay, yeah, no one knows which one. They
are kind of all the same things. Hey, Evan, if
(03:16):
you're paying attention, keep your finger on the dumb button.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Oh you think Nancy's gonna say bad words?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
There's some language in this. I'm just going to play
a little of this clip. We didn't edit it yet,
but I think the beginning of it's fine. Nancy Mace
is in a shopping mall or a Walgreens.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I don't know what it looks like.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Looks like anti like underarm deodorant in that aisle right there,
and a.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Chubby, a large, chubby, gay man approaches her and he
will not leave her alone.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
How do you know he's gay? Because that's addressed in
the click. They explain it in the clip.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
You're not just basing that on his style of clothing
or the way he stands, or his voice or anything
like that.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I hope, well it's established in the clip that that's
how they figure it out.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
But we knew right off.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I mean short, it's it's not a surprise when you
could let me see. It's not a surprise when you
could tell when someone's gay. It's a surprise when someone's
gay and you can't tell.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Do you know what do you know? It's like, oh,
you're gay. I couldn't tell. You seem you know, like regular,
like me, uh regular? Yeah, yeah, Well I was going
to say normal, but I figured that that's the same thing. Hey, Evan,
keep your finger on the dumb button. I think it's clean.
But anyway, here's a large, gay, fat man and harassing
Nancy Mace in the department store.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
I do him.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I do him every year. Oh, I should explain this.
They're talking about town halls.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
The Republican parties told people in Congress to stop having
town halls because of the safety concerned Tesla is being
blown up and that sort of thing.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Well, and we saw Marjorie Taylor Green had to have
like two or three people taazed to get them to
leave because they were causing a disturbance in hers.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I do them. I do them every year. You want
to keep going? Do you want to keep going? Keep
her asking me.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
You could have gone to a dozen town halls last year.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
This year it was one simple bush shop. Yeah, are
you doing this? I've already done one. I'll do plenty more.
You're always invited. Okay, And by the way, I voted
for ga marriage twice, so I'm just he couldn't have
looked gay or when he said, what does that have to.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Do with me?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
He's wearing tiny shorts with a white shirt tucked into them.
The shirt is buttoned up but sort of blousey. It's
a blousy shirt.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
The shirt and the shoes do match.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
The shirt and the shoes match. That's the gayest thing
you could do. That's almost a like sleeping in a
bunk bed with two boys. It's right, there's like a
list of gay things you could do. And then tugging
in your shirt. I always thought no offense guys like
I know some of our listeners who play golf like
to tuck their shirt in.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Right.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
But also one of the things all the list I think,
is going to see that the band of Fairies or
whatever it is you're seeing Friday night.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
If you can't remember the name of the band I
just said three seconds ago, then you can't.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Make fun of them. I can't remember it. What was it?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
There is a band called Band of Heathens, and I
know band of Horses.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
You know the band? What was the one you're going
to see? Band of skulls. There's band of skulls. Do
you answer the question? Fontane's DC is the there you go,
Fontane fairies whatever. Yeah, they should do. It doesn't sound
anything like that. That guy right there, he's a big
fan of that Fontange stuff. I doubt it.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Oh yeah, no way, No, the gays are all mad
at Elton John now right.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Uh no.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
By the way, we were talking about deportations earlier, and
a lot of people that asked the question, who funded
that senator from Maryland?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Fantam, I want to know that too.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Senator van Halen went down to that Al Salvador prison
and did you notice when they brought out the prisoner
what's his name, kill Killmore or whatever his name is,
kill everyone? They put him in regular people clothes and
they brought him to a normal part of the prison
so it didn't look as bad.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Sure, I want to see him in a bad place.
I want people to know I don't feel sorry for
him to we're.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
That guy would have been kind of cool if that
Ukulele gad that's in charge down her, if he had
just Kelly is his name?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
U Kley?
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Uh? Huh okay Bukley Bukeley Uh he could have just
kept that senator down there, because basically he came into
the country uninvited. He was an illegal alien in El Salvador,
so they should have arrested him and detained him.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
The people that know the senators, well, three aids in
the Senate and one former AID said they all agreed
the trip was likely paid by.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Taxpail dollars had to be Yeah, sure, because they fly
for free their senators.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Sure. Yeah, that's how it works.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
They call it federal government resources, so they don't have
to say us, we are the federal government's resources. Where
do you think they get their money if it's not
from taxpayers.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Now, somebody on the left is going to argue, They're like, yeah,
but that money was allocated to the citizens of the
state of Maryland so that their senator could get around.
And what that means is the mother of Rachel Morin
paid for that guy's trip down to Maryland. If they
try to explain it in their talk, it actually still
sounds pretty bad bad. Yeah, what a bunch of jerks.
I'm enough and I'm so glad it was a waste
(08:03):
of his time or wasn't or was it? Well, because
he wanted us to talk about him.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
He didn't do it to get that guy released. He
did it to get us to talk about him. Mean
and we have been. He's not a not a in
a good way. But now he's infamous, if not famous.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yeah, yeah, how about that.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
A New Mexico judge has resigned after the Department of
Homeland Security found a trend Day Aragua member in his house.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
In his house, well, yeah, it happens occasionally. What in
the world was going on here?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
On its face, the fact seem pretty simple and alleged
Venezuelan gang member was nabbed by Homeland Security at a
New Mexico house. The house was owned by a judge.
The judge promptly resigned. The accused Trendy Aragua member was
apparently living in a casita behind the judge's home. That's
a little bitty house, that's it, right, a tiny home.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Yeah, yeah, Well, a lot of people have said, include me,
that when judges get guys like that released, whatever they did,
you know, whatever crime, they need to go spend you know,
the next three months at the judge's house, you know,
just bunking with him and the wife and the kiddos
and you know, spending the weekends together out playing in
the yard and stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Well that's a great idea. In this case that was happening.
And guess what they had weaponry there? So actually they
might have been up to something worse than what we
even thought. Well, so maybe sending all these trend a
arago guys to go live at the homes of judges
actually would en dangerous because then they'd be teaming up
to plan some horrible nefarious thing like it appears to
have been happening here.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
But they're gonna do that anyway, aren't they. Wow, that's
what we say about the politicians. Well they're gonna do
it anyway. So why we complain? I mean, I'm still complaining.
Can we deport the judge? Remember when all am, the
folks that hate the Jews all showed up at the
colleges and they all had the same tints. That's right,
they all had the same brand, all brand new tints
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from academy or wherever.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
What a coincidence, all.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Paid for by you know, some some reach jack or
sorrow sol rotia. Basically, why don't we detain if the
Supreme Court don't want Trump sending them back? Why don't
we detain them in those same temps, all those college campuses.
They didn't have a problem when there were protesters there sleeping.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
You think as punishment we should make them all go
to Columbia University.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Think we should? And Harvard if it's still open.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Ah Man, that seems a lot of it says in
the constitutions, no cruel and unusual punishment.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Guys, that seems a little cruel and unusual to me.
Is this the constitution that we're using or the one
we're ignoring? Oh, the one we turn into toilet paper,
that's the one.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
And some of us love our children, but some of
our children are so far gone that we would have
to put some of them to sleep in order to
take back the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Some of y'all don't want to hear that, because you
don't live in reality.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
But I'm telling you, as a psychologist, I'm not going
to be able to psychologize all.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Of them on the corner, some of them going to
sleep from god Walton and Johnson Radio Network, Mondays some days.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
All right, let me explain to you how the media works. Right,
yesterday was Easter, and not a lot of journalists their
work on a Sunday because they get you know, they
get the day off.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
That's how it works. You give them, you.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Know, somebody else to work, but they've got a weekend shift. Okay,
So you don't want to put those weekend guys out
of work, do you.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Right now, it says there were five people shot in
Chicago this weekend, and then when you look again, it
updates and it's fifteen. Right they At first they said
three shot, two fatally. Then you look again, it says
four dead, eleven others hurt a week ago at this time.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Why don't we play shiit.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Cago shic Cago Chicago week on Crimer part brought to you.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Bygo This this particular report is brought to you by
the friends at Silver Slipper Casino. You know, I wonder
if if we tell people how great it is, is
there going to.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Be room for us when we go back. I should
have stayed there this weekend. Why didn't we.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Were living a van down by the river instead, we well, I.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Slept mostly on the tour bus. But Jesse booked us
in like a really ghetto hotel.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
You mean ghetto like uh, like we were in the
hood like it?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
You mean with some of the people staying at the hotel. Well,
it's not white, it was that bro. I was the
only white guy there. That's a problem for you, me
and Jesse. But I'm the only black guy in a
room every day for the last four to years pretty much.
I get you got a problem with being the only
white guy. No, no, no, that's not the point of
the story. Well, I was with Jesse Peyton, but I
don't think he knows he's white. Have you ever hung
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out with Jesse? He doesn't know. Yeah, Plus you know
he knows that he has like skills, right, yeah, Jesse.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Chad Prather is very country and he was there this
way with his cowboy hat in the boots.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
You didn't stay at the Silver Slipper, but you should have.
I should have because it's fun. We're at a Marriott
and it's a discount. It's not the real Marriott, it's
the discount Marriott. And while I'm at the Marriott, Facebook
and Meta and Instagram they know where I am. They
start showing me geo tagged location advertisements for low budget
Marriotts in Memphis. They're like, oh, you're staying at a
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black people Marriott in New Orleans, you should eat at
the you should come to Memphis, and then they start
showing me ads for a black eye eating ribs. I
was like, this is say it like it had been
smarter if the phone would just said to you, oh,
you should have stayed.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
It's a silver slipper. Yeah, it would have been great. Yeah,
I guess you tag AINK, that's smart we are.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Anyway, I cut into that story to tell two other stories.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I'm like a woman, al I.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Forgot what we were doing now, all right, one of
the world or kicked off a plane or what did
the silver Slipper bring us?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
A week ago at.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
This time, the early Monday morning, it said that in
Chicago there was like, oh the Chicago crime report, half
a dozen people had been shot. And by hours later
in the day, after all the paperwork gets done and
gets faxto facsimiles gets sent over to the journalists, last weekend,
eighteen shot, four dead. So that's a lot for you know,
springtime in Chicago.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
At Easter weekend.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
So right now, at this point Easter weekend, we know
four dead, eleven hurt.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
So they do take a break for the for the
religious holiday.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
I guess the point of what I'm getting is I
bet in several hours that number higher, it'll spike up
to twenty.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Well, yeah, they're still finding and verifying. You know, it's
just I'm from last night. I hope I'm wrong. Sure,
mean you usually not about that.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Unfortunately, I am usually not wrong about because the warmer
it gets. Yeah, right now in Chicago, the weather, they're
gonna be fifty to fifty three degrees right, so it
wasn't freezing this weekend. If you get into the fifties
or the sixties, there's gonna be some murder.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
It doesn't feel cold in Chicago at all for some reason.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
The kind of people in Chicago who murder don't like
cold weather or or swimming for some reason.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
To talk about what they only ever get killed at
the public pool. Mister, Oh, why did you take that personally?
Speaker 3 (14:42):
I didn't say, wonder why you usually explained it in
that particular way. I mean, though there was a certain
group of people now you wanted to put to own
a thone.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
People that don't like cold weather or water exactly. Yeah,
what did you think I meant by that? Okay, So
thirteen police officers in Montana were caught playing a so
called crime bingo game while on duty.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I don't see what they did wrong.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
They filled in squares for things like do a search
horn on a car. Here is the police chief of Bozeman.
That's the name of the town, Jim Veldt Camp.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Talking y act like people never heard of Bozeman, Montana before.
It's not, you know, not like some secret city or
people like dud're talking about Houston. It's a town in Texas. Yeah,
why why act like nobody knew about it. I'm sorry
you're comparing Bozeman to Houston. As far as people have
heard about it, if you watch nineteen twenty three, it's
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all I talked about. Ah, these kids, these crazy kids.
They're trying to get to Bozeman on the train or
in a car that's filled with dead people and stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
I know it's hard to believe, but not everybody watches
the same TV shows as you, Billy.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Yet well they should. You're right, I actually like it
because I know what's good.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Anyway, here's the police chief of some town I never
heard of talking about the game.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
Teams with patrol officers were engaged in a bingo competition
where success in the game hinged on whether they engaged
in actions listed on the Bengo card. Then they filled
in squares of things that they wanted to see happen
or have happened in order to check off that box
in the Bengo card. For example, of one of those
was to do a search warrant on a car, which,
in and of itself, that is part of their duties.
(16:15):
The concern is if then they manipulated anything in order
to be able to search a car.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Okay, but if they found something finding a dead body, Uh,
you know, but you think they they manipulated that to happen.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
No, did you guys watch Cops?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Now that it's not Foxination, they still call it Cops. Yeah, Oh,
I thought they were going to change the name of it.
You ever think about how weird it is that this
is the theme song. I mean, we're just used to
hearing it, right.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Doesn't this sound like the kind of if you didn't
know what this was, if you never watched Cops and
you heard this music playing at a Sandals resort, you'd
be like, yeah, this is the appropriate music.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
But this is the song. It's true. It really is
kind of strange that this is the music, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
It's jolly reggae hip hop song that sounds like something
you're w uncle would dance to while he was sunburned
by the pool and came in Islands on his vacation, but.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Only sunburned from mid arm down.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Obviously right, sure he was smart enough to wear a
nice crop top or something.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Anyway, eight six six I love W. J. Goode here
for me.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Those people that get upset about that kinstry, they just
don't know what it's like being a cop.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Cops.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
After years and years of seeing the same crimes committed
over and over a lot of times by the same people,
it just gets kind of old. It gets normal, what
a mundane. So I got to do things to you know,
spice it up a little bit, keep themselves alert during
their long shift.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Oh that reminds me. Coming up in a little bit,
we have supposed to do coke, I guess, so you
know else you going to stay alert. That's true, coming
up in a little bit.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
The Houston Police Union came to my defense after I
got stood up on a date. And you call the
cops because you got stood up. It's a little more
complicated then. And celebrity birthdays stick around.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Boy Walton and Johnson
If I'm mistaken.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
This band is going to be a rock and ball
on Friday in Nola, Is that right?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
I know.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I want to go to that party. I want to
check that out. I'm gonna be at a different concert
this Friday, but that still looks good.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Anybody I ever heard of No, definitely not.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
You don't look like a Fontaine's DC guy, But that's
the show.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I'm going to this show like the Fontaine's DC. Oh yeah,
you like? Oh my god, you've never heard of it?
That's okay.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It's an Irish post punk band, Billy Ed Irish.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Huh yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I spent a lot might drinking at that place. It's
all the hipster chicks are into this band. It's Elton John,
me and your your, your sister in law with the
septum ring.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
We all love this band, Elton John. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Elton John says Fontaine's DC is one of the best
bands he's heard in a while.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
That's quite the recommendation, isn't it. It's you know he
was drunk at the time. Oh yeah, I was wasted.
Elton John.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Kind of an unlikely conservative, kind of like that Pierce
Morgan and Russell Brand and what's with all these like
British liberal guys switching.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
To the right. Well because the left took it too far.
I know.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
That's how they keep losing stuff. It ain't like the
Republicans are doing so great. The left has started fighting
amongst themselves now, which we used to never see because
they the public face. I mean they fight in private,
but their their public face was they always stuck together,
even if they didn't really mean it. They somebody agreed
(01:28):
on the policy and they said, all right, well that's
our plight. But now you got the young kids in there,
the squad types and all these new guys coming.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Along, and they don't like the old people.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Yeah, yeah, you got to get them out of there,
get AOC in there, get Schumer out, all that kind
of fun stuff. It's it's making them crazier. Everybody knows
they're they're mentally ill. We should probably have a place
where we could round them all up and send them
for some treatment or something like.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
We could concentrate them all together and put.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I like that in some sort of a camp for them.
May camp always sounds fun, whatever we called. Maybe we
could we grab gather them all to put them on
a train. Maybe I don't know, to a camp where
we can concentrate them all together so that they can learn.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Sure, exactly, a camp of concentration, whatever you'd call that.
And of course you have to use the train because
it's eco friendly.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yeah, they're worried about the earth and all that kind
of good stuff. So uh, let's let's get these democrats
figured out. But you saw what happened with abortion. They
were getting along pretty good. Abortion was like, we don't
you know, we do it, but we don't do it
that much. And then they kept saying, well, no, well,
now we need third term, fourth term abortions. You know,
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up to two years after birth, we should be able
to just you know, have a and they pushed it
too far. And then somebody said, all right, now we
got to slap you down and rain it and pull
it back.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Same thing.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Well, all this deportation stuff, slap it up, slap it up,
thank you, mister. Oh yeah, well he always knows that.
I'm glad you brought up the liberal wackados because over
the weekend, Nancy Mace was in the makeup aisle of
a department store buying tampons or something like that. Part
of the world is she in Nancy Mace is from
the Carolinas. Okay, yeah, no one knows which one. They
are kind of all the same things. Hey, Evan, if
(03:16):
you're paying attention, keep your finger on the dumb button.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Oh you think Nancy's gonna say bad words?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
There's some language in this. I'm just going to play
a little of this clip. We didn't edit it yet,
but I think the beginning of it's fine. Nancy Mace
is in a shopping mall or a Walgreens.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I don't know what it looks like.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Looks like anti like underarm deodorant in that aisle right there,
and a.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Chubby, a large, chubby, gay man approaches her and he
will not leave her alone.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
How do you know he's gay? Because that's addressed in
the click. They explain it in the clip.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
You're not just basing that on his style of clothing
or the way he stands, or his voice or anything
like that.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I hope, well it's established in the clip that that's
how they figure it out.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
But we knew right off.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I mean short, it's it's not a surprise when you
could let me see. It's not a surprise when you
could tell when someone's gay. It's a surprise when someone's
gay and you can't tell.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Do you know what do you know? It's like, oh,
you're gay. I couldn't tell. You seem you know, like regular,
like me, uh regular? Yeah, yeah, Well I was going
to say normal, but I figured that that's the same thing. Hey, Evan,
keep your finger on the dumb button. I think it's clean.
But anyway, here's a large, gay, fat man and harassing
Nancy Mace in the department store.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
I do him.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I do him every year. Oh, I should explain this.
They're talking about town halls.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
The Republican parties told people in Congress to stop having
town halls because of the safety concerned Tesla is being
blown up and that sort of thing.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Well, and we saw Marjorie Taylor Green had to have
like two or three people taazed to get them to
leave because they were causing a disturbance in hers.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I do them. I do them every year. You want
to keep going? Do you want to keep going? Keep
her asking me.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
You could have gone to a dozen town halls last year.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
This year it was one simple bush shop. Yeah, are
you doing this? I've already done one. I'll do plenty more.
You're always invited. Okay, And by the way, I voted
for ga marriage twice, so I'm just he couldn't have
looked gay or when he said, what does that have to.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Do with me?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
He's wearing tiny shorts with a white shirt tucked into them.
The shirt is buttoned up but sort of blousey. It's
a blousy shirt.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
The shirt and the shoes do match.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
The shirt and the shoes match. That's the gayest thing
you could do. That's almost a like sleeping in a
bunk bed with two boys. It's right, there's like a
list of gay things you could do. And then tugging
in your shirt. I always thought no offense guys like
I know some of our listeners who play golf like
to tuck their shirt in.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Right.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
But also one of the things all the list I think,
is going to see that the band of Fairies or
whatever it is you're seeing Friday night.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
If you can't remember the name of the band I
just said three seconds ago, then you can't.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Make fun of them. I can't remember it. What was it?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
There is a band called Band of Heathens, and I
know band of Horses.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
You know the band? What was the one you're going
to see? Band of skulls. There's band of skulls. Do
you answer the question? Fontane's DC is the there you go,
Fontane fairies whatever. Yeah, they should do. It doesn't sound
anything like that. That guy right there, he's a big
fan of that Fontange stuff. I doubt it.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Oh yeah, no way, No, the gays are all mad
at Elton John now right.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Uh no.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
By the way, we were talking about deportations earlier, and
a lot of people that asked the question, who funded
that senator from Maryland?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Fantam, I want to know that too.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Senator van Halen went down to that Al Salvador prison
and did you notice when they brought out the prisoner
what's his name, kill Killmore or whatever his name is,
kill everyone? They put him in regular people clothes and
they brought him to a normal part of the prison
so it didn't look as bad.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Sure, I want to see him in a bad place.
I want people to know I don't feel sorry for
him to we're.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
That guy would have been kind of cool if that
Ukulele gad that's in charge down her, if he had
just Kelly is his name?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
U Kley?
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Uh? Huh okay Bukley Bukeley Uh he could have just
kept that senator down there, because basically he came into
the country uninvited. He was an illegal alien in El Salvador,
so they should have arrested him and detained him.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
The people that know the senators, well, three aids in
the Senate and one former AID said they all agreed
the trip was likely paid by.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Taxpail dollars had to be Yeah, sure, because they fly
for free their senators.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Sure. Yeah, that's how it works.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
They call it federal government resources, so they don't have
to say us, we are the federal government's resources. Where
do you think they get their money if it's not
from taxpayers.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Now, somebody on the left is going to argue, They're like, yeah,
but that money was allocated to the citizens of the
state of Maryland so that their senator could get around.
And what that means is the mother of Rachel Morin
paid for that guy's trip down to Maryland. If they
try to explain it in their talk, it actually still
sounds pretty bad bad. Yeah, what a bunch of jerks.
I'm enough and I'm so glad it was a waste
(08:03):
of his time or wasn't or was it? Well, because
he wanted us to talk about him.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
He didn't do it to get that guy released. He
did it to get us to talk about him. Mean
and we have been. He's not a not a in
a good way. But now he's infamous, if not famous.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yeah, yeah, how about that.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
A New Mexico judge has resigned after the Department of
Homeland Security found a trend Day Aragua member in his house.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
In his house, well, yeah, it happens occasionally. What in
the world was going on here?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
On its face, the fact seem pretty simple and alleged
Venezuelan gang member was nabbed by Homeland Security at a
New Mexico house. The house was owned by a judge.
The judge promptly resigned. The accused Trendy Aragua member was
apparently living in a casita behind the judge's home. That's
a little bitty house, that's it, right, a tiny home.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Yeah, yeah, Well, a lot of people have said, include me,
that when judges get guys like that released, whatever they did,
you know, whatever crime, they need to go spend you know,
the next three months at the judge's house, you know,
just bunking with him and the wife and the kiddos
and you know, spending the weekends together out playing in
the yard and stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Well that's a great idea. In this case that was happening.
And guess what they had weaponry there? So actually they
might have been up to something worse than what we
even thought. Well, so maybe sending all these trend a
arago guys to go live at the homes of judges
actually would en dangerous because then they'd be teaming up
to plan some horrible nefarious thing like it appears to
have been happening here.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
But they're gonna do that anyway, aren't they. Wow, that's
what we say about the politicians. Well they're gonna do
it anyway. So why we complain? I mean, I'm still complaining.
Can we deport the judge? Remember when all am, the
folks that hate the Jews all showed up at the
colleges and they all had the same tints. That's right,
they all had the same brand, all brand new tints
(09:49):
from academy or wherever.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
What a coincidence, all.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Paid for by you know, some some reach jack or
sorrow sol rotia. Basically, why don't we detain if the
Supreme Court don't want Trump sending them back? Why don't
we detain them in those same temps, all those college campuses.
They didn't have a problem when there were protesters there sleeping.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
You think as punishment we should make them all go
to Columbia University.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Think we should? And Harvard if it's still open.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Ah Man, that seems a lot of it says in
the constitutions, no cruel and unusual punishment.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Guys, that seems a little cruel and unusual to me.
Is this the constitution that we're using or the one
we're ignoring? Oh, the one we turn into toilet paper,
that's the one.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
And some of us love our children, but some of
our children are so far gone that we would have
to put some of them to sleep in order to
take back the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Some of y'all don't want to hear that, because you
don't live in reality.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
But I'm telling you, as a psychologist, I'm not going
to be able to psychologize all.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Of them on the corner, some of them going to
sleep from god Walton and Johnson Radio Network, Mondays some days.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
All right, let me explain to you how the media works. Right,
yesterday was Easter, and not a lot of journalists their
work on a Sunday because they get you know, they
get the day off.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
That's how it works. You give them, you.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Know, somebody else to work, but they've got a weekend shift. Okay,
So you don't want to put those weekend guys out
of work, do you.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Right now, it says there were five people shot in
Chicago this weekend, and then when you look again, it
updates and it's fifteen. Right they At first they said
three shot, two fatally. Then you look again, it says
four dead, eleven others hurt a week ago at this time.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Why don't we play shiit.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Cago shic Cago Chicago week on Crimer part brought to you.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Bygo This this particular report is brought to you by
the friends at Silver Slipper Casino. You know, I wonder
if if we tell people how great it is, is
there going to.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Be room for us when we go back. I should
have stayed there this weekend. Why didn't we.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Were living a van down by the river instead, we well, I.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Slept mostly on the tour bus. But Jesse booked us
in like a really ghetto hotel.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
You mean ghetto like uh, like we were in the
hood like it?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
You mean with some of the people staying at the hotel. Well,
it's not white, it was that bro. I was the
only white guy there. That's a problem for you, me
and Jesse. But I'm the only black guy in a
room every day for the last four to years pretty much.
I get you got a problem with being the only
white guy. No, no, no, that's not the point of
the story. Well, I was with Jesse Peyton, but I
don't think he knows he's white. Have you ever hung
(12:24):
out with Jesse? He doesn't know. Yeah, Plus you know
he knows that he has like skills, right, yeah, Jesse.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Chad Prather is very country and he was there this
way with his cowboy hat in the boots.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
You didn't stay at the Silver Slipper, but you should have.
I should have because it's fun. We're at a Marriott
and it's a discount. It's not the real Marriott, it's
the discount Marriott. And while I'm at the Marriott, Facebook
and Meta and Instagram they know where I am. They
start showing me geo tagged location advertisements for low budget
Marriotts in Memphis. They're like, oh, you're staying at a
(12:58):
black people Marriott in New Orleans, you should eat at
the you should come to Memphis, and then they start
showing me ads for a black eye eating ribs. I
was like, this is say it like it had been
smarter if the phone would just said to you, oh,
you should have stayed.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
It's a silver slipper. Yeah, it would have been great. Yeah,
I guess you tag AINK, that's smart we are.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Anyway, I cut into that story to tell two other stories.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I'm like a woman, al I.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Forgot what we were doing now, all right, one of
the world or kicked off a plane or what did
the silver Slipper bring us?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
A week ago at.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
This time, the early Monday morning, it said that in
Chicago there was like, oh the Chicago crime report, half
a dozen people had been shot. And by hours later
in the day, after all the paperwork gets done and
gets faxto facsimiles gets sent over to the journalists, last weekend,
eighteen shot, four dead. So that's a lot for you know,
springtime in Chicago.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
At Easter weekend.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
So right now, at this point Easter weekend, we know
four dead, eleven hurt.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
So they do take a break for the for the
religious holiday.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
I guess the point of what I'm getting is I
bet in several hours that number higher, it'll spike up
to twenty.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Well, yeah, they're still finding and verifying. You know, it's
just I'm from last night. I hope I'm wrong. Sure,
mean you usually not about that.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Unfortunately, I am usually not wrong about because the warmer
it gets. Yeah, right now in Chicago, the weather, they're
gonna be fifty to fifty three degrees right, so it
wasn't freezing this weekend. If you get into the fifties
or the sixties, there's gonna be some murder.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
It doesn't feel cold in Chicago at all for some reason.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
The kind of people in Chicago who murder don't like
cold weather or or swimming for some reason.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
To talk about what they only ever get killed at
the public pool. Mister, Oh, why did you take that personally?
Speaker 3 (14:42):
I didn't say, wonder why you usually explained it in
that particular way. I mean, though there was a certain
group of people now you wanted to put to own
a thone.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
People that don't like cold weather or water exactly. Yeah,
what did you think I meant by that? Okay, So
thirteen police officers in Montana were caught playing a so
called crime bingo game while on duty.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I don't see what they did wrong.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
They filled in squares for things like do a search
horn on a car. Here is the police chief of Bozeman.
That's the name of the town, Jim Veldt Camp.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Talking y act like people never heard of Bozeman, Montana before.
It's not, you know, not like some secret city or
people like dud're talking about Houston. It's a town in Texas. Yeah,
why why act like nobody knew about it. I'm sorry
you're comparing Bozeman to Houston. As far as people have
heard about it, if you watch nineteen twenty three, it's
(15:33):
all I talked about. Ah, these kids, these crazy kids.
They're trying to get to Bozeman on the train or
in a car that's filled with dead people and stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
I know it's hard to believe, but not everybody watches
the same TV shows as you, Billy.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Yet well they should. You're right, I actually like it
because I know what's good.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Anyway, here's the police chief of some town I never
heard of talking about the game.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
Teams with patrol officers were engaged in a bingo competition
where success in the game hinged on whether they engaged
in actions listed on the Bengo card. Then they filled
in squares of things that they wanted to see happen
or have happened in order to check off that box
in the Bengo card. For example, of one of those
was to do a search warrant on a car, which,
in and of itself, that is part of their duties.
(16:15):
The concern is if then they manipulated anything in order
to be able to search a car.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Okay, but if they found something finding a dead body, Uh,
you know, but you think they they manipulated that to happen.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
No, did you guys watch Cops?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Now that it's not Foxination, they still call it Cops. Yeah, Oh,
I thought they were going to change the name of it.
You ever think about how weird it is that this
is the theme song. I mean, we're just used to
hearing it, right.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Doesn't this sound like the kind of if you didn't
know what this was, if you never watched Cops and
you heard this music playing at a Sandals resort, you'd
be like, yeah, this is the appropriate music.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
But this is the song. It's true. It really is
kind of strange that this is the music, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
It's jolly reggae hip hop song that sounds like something
you're w uncle would dance to while he was sunburned
by the pool and came in Islands on his vacation, but.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Only sunburned from mid arm down.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Obviously right, sure he was smart enough to wear a
nice crop top or something.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Anyway, eight six six I love W. J. Goode here
for me.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Those people that get upset about that kinstry, they just
don't know what it's like being a cop.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Cops.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
After years and years of seeing the same crimes committed
over and over a lot of times by the same people,
it just gets kind of old. It gets normal, what
a mundane. So I got to do things to you know,
spice it up a little bit, keep themselves alert during
their long shift.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Oh that reminds me. Coming up in a little bit,
we have supposed to do coke, I guess, so you
know else you going to stay alert. That's true, coming
up in a little bit.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
The Houston Police Union came to my defense after I
got stood up on a date. And you call the
cops because you got stood up. It's a little more
complicated then. And celebrity birthdays stick around.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
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