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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You playing this already.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
No, it's a different song. Are you sure it's not
even the same singer?
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Are you sure even the same guy?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
This is lou Monty. That was Louis Prima. They're two
totally different guys, both named Luke, the same guy.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
It's a little different.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
You know what lou Monty's famous for that I love
three cards three card Monty. No, not three card Monty.
Oh hang on, let me see if I can find
it here with a shot.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I cannot find it. He's famous for my favorite Christmas
song of all time.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
But oh no, a Nika the Donkey.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I know, I'm yeah, I'm trying to find it.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Well, that's okay, we'll play it by Christmas. But in
the meantime, it's Columbus Day and we're partying down for
Chris Cristo.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yeah, we're getting real around here on our favorite holiday.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
In fact, so real, we've decided to call the east
Side Holiday Hotline.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Thank you for calling the east Side Holiday a Line.
I'm a little puppy. Would you like me to explore
your territory?
Speaker 5 (00:55):
Girls?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Check it out on today's Columbus Day. That's the day
that we remember the guy who came over and found
all our land is this and a way to celebrate
in pure American fashion essay is to have a sale.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Home.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
You can have like a mattress, sale, homes, a houseware sale,
all kinds of sales. Let's say order lay and we
here on the east side, we have our own kind
of sales homes. Check it out homes. Here comes a
client right now, yea, with a little of it. What
you need?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Whoa?
Speaker 4 (01:20):
What work you give me for? Like two dollars or
la two dollars hongs, that's all you got? Okay, check
this out, man, check that I got these two dollars
and I got this spoon that I found this this
this is a nice seal of spoon or lay homes.
Two dollars in a spoon. Let's say, okay, man, okay,
I got two dollars a spoon and a lovelic cone.
Order al homes. I gotta shape in. What do I
need to call for? You're lucky? This is Columbus Day. Homes.
(01:41):
We're having a sale. Let's say give me that two
dollars in that spoon homes. Oh yeah, oh this party
this partttle, I see you, Lea, I see you later
check it out home. Another satisfied customer, let's time bring
some money, though I ain't a charity cases in order relay.
Thank you for calling the East Side Holiday Online. Be
sure to call back for some more helpful Columbus State tips.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
You realized that if little Puppet had stayed home in Mexico,
he would be celebrating. I guess do they have Cortes
Day like we have Columbus Day? Because what Christopher Columbus
was doing was the the American area, well was in
America then, but you know this area U Cortes was
(02:22):
busy doing. He was the Spanish conquistador who led that
expedition which calls the Fall of the Aztec Empire, brought
large portions of what is now mainland Mexico under the
rule of us Panya Wow back around basically the same
time period. But see, in America we learned about American
history more so than you know Mexican history.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
So that's what a spawnya is doing. What's Spain doing.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Kind of the same thing a little bit. So we
had our Columbus and they had their Cortes, and they
brought their people and did what they did, and you know,
to the Indians and whatnot, and and and the conquistadors
brought their people over what they did do you know,
to the Mexicans and some Indians there as well. So
all that was going on around the same time. But
for some reason, everybody just wants to dunk on Chris Well.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Now we have a new historic rivalry.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
The people who claim credit for murdering Charlie Kirk and
the people that manufacture the Crockpot kitchen appliance.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Do what, No krock Pot, I'm a crock pot get
mixed up with Charlie Kirk.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
All right, As you know, Charlie Kirk was murdered by
that cross dressing trainee lover who's into furies.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
But didn't they use crock pot at the Boston bombing
during the Boston Marathon pressure cookers? Now it's still the
same thing there.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Don't have anything to do with that.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Now, the cross dressing weirdo, the guy that likes trainings,
he still gets credit for doing the murder. But a
short time before Charlie Kirk was murdered, Jezebel, the feminist
news website, had a bunch of witches put a curse
on Charlie Kirk.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Right I remember hearing that, and they're very happy to
get any sort of free publicity for their website. The
Jezebel people.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
And now the witches of Jezebel witches, witches, just witches. Yeah,
they're demanding the Crockpot, the kitchen appliance company, manufacture a cauldron,
but Crockpot refuses to do it. So the witches are
going to boycott Crockpot because they say the company broke
their promise to deliver a cauldron this year.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Can't get a cauldron somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Here is one of the witches.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
A weird word, and it's a cauldron, cauldron, caldron. Now
it just doesn't sound like a word at all, just.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Like a noise.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Here's one of the witches and his name is Claire,
or they them's name is Claire, I don't know whatever,
and he's talking about how he's mad at Crockpot Witches.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
We have an official update from Crockpot on the Crockpot cauldron.
They posted yesterday shortly after I made a post about
when is the cauldron coming? I'm going to keep posting
until it arrives. They said, we acknowledge that everybody's been
asking for the cauldron. They posted a bunch of the
comments and a bunch of the messages from people asking
where is this cauldron that we were promised last year?
(05:00):
And so they said that there will not be a
crock Pot cauldron this year. This is very unfortunate. I
think I speak for all witches and alternative people on
the day. We would buy this year around any time
of year, so it would definitely be profitable if it
dropped in like October.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Ye, witchy, witchy, witchy.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I don't know about you, guys, but I just can't
understand where we are at right now as a society.
This is what people are worried.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
About, trying too hard to understand. This is going to
affect your brain, hurt your head.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
What if I told you a crock Pot manufactured cauldron
would probably be the opposite.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Of what you would want. I don't think that they
want that. They just want to force somebody to do
something like making a birthday cake for some gay guys wedding.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
That's right, they did that too.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
It wasn't a birthday cake, it was a wedding. Well,
that's another good reason not to make it. It was inaccurate,
it wasn't accurate at all. Stop it it was that's
not the point of the story.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
It was well, no, it was. Then they wanted a
transgender celebration cake.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Remember, yeah, like, uh, I'm gonna go somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
We locked the guy's genitals off, and we want to
be able to celebrate that with a cake. And this
Christian guy won't make it for us.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
You what if he.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Vividly created recreated? What what the operation the procedure looked
like on the top of the cake using icing?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Oh, they'd probably be upset with that too, would they,
because it's what they want. Well, somebody would probably take
it off and you know, eat it.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yuck.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Get your mind over that. Let me share with you. Uh,
the baby mama of one Mark Sanchez for the NFL
player who's been in the news, reasonly for getting stabbed
in a chest after he made some trouble with an
old truck driving dude who said, I don't play Wow,
that will put the knife in your body.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
How about that? That's amazing.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
This young lady's name is Aaron Campanaiareth.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Is that what drove him to be so violent was her?
He was in love with her?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Well, I don't think they really spin it. A lot
of time together these days. She got an eight year
old son with Mark Sanchez, and she wrote an Instagram
post she said, my priority is my boy, and I've
been keeping silent about what happened with Mark Sanchez, she said,
but now that everything's out and open, my priority is
still my son. I haven't change all of that for
(07:19):
his safety. But I would like to say none of
this that happened with Mark Sanchez surprises me at all.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Oh boy, really, why what do you know? She said?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I learned of the horrific event through the news alert
on my phone, sitting next to his son, my son,
little Daniel there, And she said, I still know only
what is publicly available. But at the end of the day,
I'm a mama to a swee young boy doing my
best protect his peace. But she knows Mark Sanchez well
enough to say that she wasn't surprised by this violent outburst.
(07:56):
They met twenty seventeen. She was filming some and called Shameless,
and he was playing for the Bears. They was introduced
by a teammate and they had a lot in common.
They both went to USC both born at the same hospital,
both Hispanic, a lot of weird things. That was, you know,
bringing them together. So naturally they had to you know,
make a baby, huh. And he fell in love with
(08:17):
me immediately, she said. But then she's like, I'm just kidding.
Former cheerleader, nice, big fluffy breastlesses, a tight little body
and everything looking looking real good. So the day before
a while, made a baby, and then you know, things
went there the way they go. You know how that is,
you've been there doing that?
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Who am I gouys? Actually?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
So basically what happened was he was stabbed in the
chest following an altercation with a sixty nine year old
truck driver in Indianapolis. He was parked his truck was
parked at the loading dock and apparently Mark Sanchez came
over and just started trouble and one thing led to
(08:59):
another fight in sixty nine year old claimed he was
he has suffered severe permanent disfigurement in the attack. Was
badly injured in the head, jaw and nick area. But
you know he still managed to stab the man. All right, Well,
there is some good news. Ian Watkins got stabbed to
death this weekend. That's good news.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Oh, it's great news. In case you don't remember who
Ian Watkins is. Back in the two thousands, there was
a popular alternative rock band from England. They got played
on the radio quite a bit here in America called
the Lost Prophets or just Lost Profits. Ian Watkins was
their lead singer until he got kicked out of the
band and sent away to prison for decades for the
(09:42):
crime of trying to or successfully having sex with little babies.
Oh no, no, no, what Yeah, Well, the good news
is over the weekend. Apparently he got murdered in prison.
Well good yeah, yeah, audios, missie, I know it isn't
when a pedophile gets murdered in prison. I think the
world becomes a better place, thank you.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
When I see an American flag, I immediately look at
that like, I'm like, that person's probably a bigot, that
person's probably a homophobe, that person's probably a racist.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
And if you're gonna bring here, bring a smock bas
Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I like this guy's music. His name's Charlie Crockett. Now,
for those that don't know, we're looking at his new
album cover here in the studio right now. He's got
a cowboy hat, cowboy boots on he's wearing a leisure suit,
he's holding a gun, he's on an old telephone. There's
a pile of gold bars in front of him. What
would you guess his politics are based on the description Bill?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yeah, I hate to say, Coach, each and every one
of us is different, and we're all allowed to have
our own opinions. But if he's a right minded individual,
the way he looks, i'd say he probably votes about
the way I do.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Charlie Crockett does not like the Golf of America. No,
he said, he does not like Trump.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
He does not.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
He calls it the Golf of Mexico. He does not
recognize Trump apparently not a big fan of Maga. It's
a real shame because I like his music, but he's
kind of a douche.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Well.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Well, as you've mentioned before, you can like movies, you
can like the TV shows of these Hollywood jack holes
that keep telling you how horrible you are because you
voted for that horrible dictator fascist.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
We got into a long conversation about this that wait, wait, wait,
had almost three hours this weekend while we drove from
Houston to Waco, and I'm in an suv full of people.
Some people that went to the show with us, and
we spent a long time talking about how as you
get older, you start to realize your politics are probably
not aligned with the politics of your favorite musicians and actors,
(11:42):
and at some point you just got to learn to
get over that or otherwise otherwise you only have like
three bands you can listen to, or you.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Go back and just play some of your favorite old
people music. And they used to not tell us what
they thought, and we all appreciated that very much.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Huh, to.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Let your mind, free your mind, and let me create
a scene for you real quick. You've driven on the
Million Dollar Highway before.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I've been there, and it's a place in Colorado where
you drive along the side of a cliff.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
It's very scary.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah, like on a mountaintop some three thousand foot drops
in some places.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
No, it's pretty scary. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Highway five point fifty also known as the Million Dollar
Highway or north of Purgatory Ski Resort. The folks with
the Urray Mountain Rescue Team, some of whom I think
we know, mentioned that last Thursday they got the call
saying that somebody reported a vehicle went off the side
(12:43):
of the road off the million dollar highway up between
Silverton and Urray. So Volunteer Fire Department Mountain Rescue Team
performed a rope rescue. The only occupant of the pickup
truck that did plummet some three hundred feet down into
the compog Gray River Gorge. Yeah, they went down and
(13:06):
they rescued the guy and brought him up. They said
he sustained minor injuries.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
He attacked a minor.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
No, no, no, the miners are all pretty much gone
from there now. Not a lot of mining happening in
that part of the country. Okay, but it's famous because
there was a lot of mining now. They showed us
a picture of the truck. I don't know how anybody
even survived this. It is just flattened and mangled beyond recognition.
(13:37):
I would not have known it was a truck when
I saw it. And yet the guy came out of
it with minor injuries and people are saying.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
He heard a small child to stop it.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
How in the world did he survive that was he wearing?
Was he in a roll cage? They report minor injuries.
That is not what I expected the vehicle to look like.
But you know, think them for all they do seriously
that guy lived, and then one guy wrote, that's not
gonna buff out.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
Or alle votto. Thank you for calling the East Side
Holiday highline. I'm a little puppy Day homes we celebrate
a real gangster rise and in honor of Columbus Day homes,
I'm gonna teach you how to take away somebody's land.
They say, let's check it out homes. The other day
I was doing some exploring homes and I discovered these
bottles on the other side of town that I think
me and my homeboy should be living in their territory homes.
(14:33):
Oh yeah, so here you go, homes. You would like
to know how to take over somebody's land, like myself
and the Great crystalpher Columbus. I'm gonna show you how.
First you get in your ramphle homes, grab a couple
of homeboys. Once you have discovered the territory that you
would like to claim for your cell phones, it's time
to get rid of the natives. Yes's day, mike a
left phones. There goes those votos right there, they's say, orally,
(14:54):
here we go drive spider drive homes or really get
the part of this network. This is my block is
say mydlock. No homes. The homes Horday Holmes. Look what
I've discovered, homes a new world, just like Christopher Columbus homes.
Maybe one day they'll have a little puppy day. Hans.
Really thank you for colling the east Side Holiday Highline.
(15:15):
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Speaker 3 (15:18):
Arasto discovered America. Is what he did. He was a
brave Italian explorer. And this house, Christopher Columbus is a
hero and the story.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
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