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October 6, 2025 • 17 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So many email us.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
During break they said, now they shut down that strip
club in Dallas, where are people in the Metroplex gonna
go if they want to see naked ladies?

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Yeah, that's a that's a good question. That's probably the
only noodie bar in the whole city.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Huh, Chica's Bonita's Cabaret, Boy, I wonder what tipped off
ice that there'd be illegal immigrants there?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
How they know?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
It's a mystery. Sometimes cops just have the sixth sense
about things.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
What can you do?

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Could it have been many more obvious? I'm sorry it's
called Chica's Bonita's.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Cabaret, man. That's rough going with there?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
What's that place in Houston called where it's like Mexican Hooters,
O Hos or what are they called? Have you ever
seen it before? You go in there and it's just
little tacos and soccer but.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Oh, you know what? Oh is that? What is that?
That's your eyes? Right? Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:53):
So they got two like the owl on the Hooters logos,
you know, the big owl eyes, you know, just a
couple of big round you get it right?

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Where they go home the show? Yeah, Billy, my buddy
Chris took me there once. He's a pro skater and
he was like, you ever been to o Hose? I
was like, no, what's that? He goes it's Mexican Hooters.
I was like, there's not a Mexican Hooters. And he
takes me in there and there's only two things on
the menu, tiny little street tacos with nothing on him.
It's just like meat and uh, what's a cilantro? And

(01:24):
then beer? And I was like, no, you're the son
of a bit. He's right, it's Mexican.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
What more good?

Speaker 2 (01:29):
You won't And then soccer on every TV. I was like,
it was kid. I couldn't go there all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
You guys, mind if I just kind of squeeze in
your second Yeah, you in the rear? What what'd you
want to say? Oh? I have to reach down between
your legs here real quick. He's whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Just stop plugging things in.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
I was wondering what you shove that in the little
hole there? That's what that is. Yeah, that's good. Headphone
jack is what I needed to be able to hear
in case something, you know, tries to get my attention.
Good morning, Good morning to you, mister Ken got.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Your relations to you know us really, I mean kennymore
so than the rest of us, because he actually worked
hard putting that comedy show together last night. If you
missed it, don't miss the next one because it was fabulous.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
I'm gonna sound like a whoreor but can I promote
the next one right now? No?

Speaker 3 (02:17):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Oh god no, uh. People are just so comedy fatigue. Now, okay,
now you can on Saturday. We're gonna be in Waco.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
What Saturday, This Saturday, October eleventh, you know, at a
place called Lovebirds.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Why are you gonna be in Waco when the Red
River shootouts in Dallas? Well you can just watch it
on TV. You don't have to go to Oh I'm
planning to. Yeah, but this is also at night. It's
at eight pm. Well, yeah, game will be over. It
don't start till two thirty on Saturday, so you'll be
you can run up to Dallas, get in on the game,
maybe get you a car and dog get the fair,
and then head one back to Waco when it's over.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, the show on Saturday is gonna be a little
different than the show we did last night.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
The show we did last night was political and it
was foul and wretched and just so nasty. You actually
ran a woman off.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
It was actually less sexual than what this show is
going to be on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
I know, I've been to a few of these comedy
shows in the past.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
I didn't know really what upset her so much, you know,
I mean, even if you didn't like what they were saying,
Chad Braither's fun to look.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
At, she didn't make it to Chad. Oh, that's a shame,
because he's fun to look at.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
There were a few hundred people there last night, and
one woman left before Chad got on stage, and she
wrote an angry email. She wrote three angry emails, but
to her credit, she did donate to the charity. And
when I told her that I was sorry, even though
I was lying in an email, she emailed me back
and said, it's okay, don't worry about it.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Chad's a sweet, sweet man too. I mean, he's funny
and he's handsome, and he knows my name. It was backstage.
I had no idea even knew who I was, and
he said, excuse.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Me, honey. I was like, oh my god, he knows me.
That's your name, is not honey?

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (03:55):
It's kind of a nickname. But I think he just
talks to people like that. No, I felt like he
meant personally to me.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
And from behind last night with your outfit on, is
it possibly thought you were a woman from behind? Well,
you were wearing like a big jacket and you know,
you couldn't really tell if it was a guy or
I took that jacket off.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Oh, you took the jacket off early on. It was
you know, yeah, it was in case it got too chilly.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Well, jacket on, jacket off. Either way. You know, it's
just was a good show last night, Yes, it was.
And the point was to raise money.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
For wheelchairs for warriors, which we certainly did that and
we thank everybody that contributed to that effort in every way.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Man, it feels good tod know that I probably won't
go straight to hell when I die. You know, that's
part of the reason why we do these things.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Maybe you get to go to you know, like the
the less hot part, you know. I mean, they got
like seven levels of hell according to the Chinese somewhere,
and I think that's the Chinese. I think it's Dante
that says that, and they got different levels of heat.
You know, you can go in there and it might
just be like, you know, one hundred and six. Yeah,
and that's pretty hot, you know, but for hell that

(04:58):
might be pretty sweet.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, that's like yoga class. Different levels of heat, Billy.
Yet it's not a typhood restaurant.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
No, you can you know, if you if you're good
but not good enough for Heaven. You said, give me
just level one. Yeah, you know you do Walt seven
extra Crispy. I did yoga again this weekend. I gotta
tell you, I think I'm done with it.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
I don't think why what I'm about to say is
going to sound very gay. I hurt my shoulder yesterday
morning doing yoga, and I almost wish I'd hurt my
shoulder doing gay sex so that when I said that
out loud, it wouldn't sound so gay.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah, it did it did.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
I go in this class and it's me and a
bunch of pregnant ladies and they're like, get in the
sitting pigeon position, and everybody does it, no problem. What
the sitting pigeon. It's one of the things they do,
and you squat. The names are really weird, Billy. There's
like the vulnerable child and the upright dog, and I'm like,
what what is Yeah, they're like, what is the downward dog?

(05:54):
Everybody bend over, stick your butt in the air, and
spread your cheeks.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
I'm like that it cannot be the move then a
dog on your way to vulnerable child.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
I see, I don't like that. I don't like the names.
If they change the names, i'd like yoga more.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
But anyway, well, at least you didn't hurt your feelings,
because that's the worst thing you could ever do.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
You just you just hurt a shoulder. That's all right.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Oh, at this point in life, guys, I'm a little
too numb to have my feelings hurt.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yeah. Gotta tell you after you, after.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
You get one too many emails of people wishing cancer
upon you and everyone you love because it's something you
said on the radio.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
You just don't really get offended by stuff anymore, you know.
Was it when you said he was ten feet off
a pier? Oh? No, that when I'm didn't threaten cancer
on you for that.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
This was years ago. We're away past the point of
me carrying it. Believe me, I did not get in
this line of work for people to like me. Nor
am I on Twitter for that reason. People on Twitter
this weekend just furious at me because I pointed out
there's a guy running for governor of Texas and he
he's challenging Greg Abbott. And before I explain to you

(06:58):
who he is, know this. Four years ago Chad Prather,
who has millions of followers on social media, Don Haffines,
who is a millionaire, and Alan West, who is a
national political name used to be a congressman in Florida,
all challenged Greg Abbott to be governor. And between the
three of them, I don't think they got fifteen percent

(07:18):
of the vote.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
No, I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
And now there's this guy running for governor in Texas.
And I'm sure he's a nice guy. I don't mean to,
you know, besmirch him or whatever. But I'm not even
I'm not even gonna say his name. But people that
know who I'm talking about, he's got he's very active
on Twitter. He's a holistic medicine expert.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Is it that livery eater dude.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
No, that's the liver King. No, he's a holistic medicine effort.
He lives in an RV park. There's nothing wrong with that.
But he doesn't own a house. He just moved to Texas,
bought a cowboy hat, announced he's running for governor. He
doesn't have any money, no money, owns, no property. He's
never voted in Texas or he only voted here once,
no high profile endorsement. Snow don't do interviews. And I

(08:01):
was like, I don't, guys, he's not going to get
five percent of the vote. And it was like, you
work for Abbott?

Speaker 1 (08:06):
What oh?

Speaker 3 (08:08):
I see the minute you You just gave him a
little dose of reality and you're acumen in the political world.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
It was not appreciated.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
I'm sorry for it, just explaining reality to you. Driving
acu no an act. No, that's never mind. It's not
what he's timing. If it was raining anvils outside and
there was a million dollars in the parking lot, and
you wanted to go get the million dollars, but I
told you you shouldn't go out there because you'll die
after you get hit by an anvil.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Yeah, after the second or third anvil, you're probably not
giving back.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
No, would you respond to me and say, Kenny, why
don't you want me to have that million dollars?

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yeah, you're being greedy. Yeah, exactly, what's my problem? The
boarded dad. Stay tuned for more. Waltman, Johnson, Charlie.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
I very rarely play the race card, but I have
noticed that in comedy black men are often expected to
cross dress for humorous reasons more often than white comedians
or Hispanic ones.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
That's been a thing throughout the short history of blacks
in television especially.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Yeah, yeah, there's it happens very frequently. Well, is this
short history? No, they've been on TV for a while.
I tend to admit the history of the world. What
do you mean, Well, the world is an old place.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Okay, black people on TV's only been around for like,
you know what, six or seven days, I mean years,
sixty or seventy years, Yeah, something like that.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Well, and it's short compared to the history of the world. Well,
that's sort of true. I didn't know you were going
back all the history of the entire world. I thought
you just meant TV.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
I'm not sure why, but whenever a black comedian wants
to make it in Hollywood, they're always expected to do
what Tyler Perry or the Wayans Brothers do.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
You're supposed to do? Did Dave Chappelle ever dress up
like a girl. I don't think he ever has no,
I don't think so. But he's a good example of
a rule breaker.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Anyway.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
You know something about like a black guy in a wig.
It is kind of funny. I mean, you know what.
But all that being said, it's not funny when it's
a public school employee. Then it's really creepy and weird.
Oh good lord, what is that? That'd be, miss Sharon.
I have a fact.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
He's reacting to a photo I put on the computer screen,
and I'll put that on the big screen. That is too.
That's that's rough.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
We now take you to North Carolina. In fact, if
I'm not mistaken, I think this might that looks like
WHOOPI Goldberg sort of.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
Hey everyone, it's back to school time.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Let's go back to school with Kenny.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
I'm Kenny. And you're not gonna like this, but this report.
You're gonna hate this report, but that's brought to you
by it. Well, don't hate the player, I mean they
hate the sponsor. Hate the report. Yeah no, that's great. Yeah,
don't hate the sponsor the report. Great point report. This morning,
here's about to you by my legacy video. I was
telling some people about this last night there. They didn't

(10:57):
know exactly what that's all about.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Instead of me explaining it all to you'd taken away
from the Kinney school trip here. Okay, just go check
my Legacy video dot com and see what they can
do for you.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
That's a cool deal.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
If you have really old people in your family and
really young people like you know, two year olds and
eighty year olds, and you're worried they'll never really get
to know each other, my Legacy video dot Com is
for you.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
You're gonna want to take a look at it, all right, So.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Today we're taking you to North Carolina, home of well,
besides people getting murdered on a train, apparently this also
happened to North Carolina school bus driver who calls himself
Miss Sharon. It's a black guy in the worst looking
wig you've ever seen in your life. He didn't even
put the wig on correctly. You could see like his
hair under the wig and the buckshot.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
But is a dude, So what's the real dudes? What's
his name?

Speaker 2 (11:47):
His name's oh man, I knew you'd enjoy it. His
name is Leete Wayne Durrell Tate. Say it again, Lee
Twayne Durrell Tates.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
We can't. That must be a misspelling. L E E
t wai N.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Durrell Tate is a forty eight year old male, also
known as Miss Sharon.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
He has been charged as.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Sexually as Celtic several boys whom he lured into his house.
According to police, The forty eight year old man was
arrested last week in charge with two counts of statutory
rape six counts of indecent liberties with a minor. Oh
and we look at mugshots all the time.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Are how old are these boys? First off?

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (12:28):
Fourteen fifteen years old, way too old to be fooling
getting fooled by that guy who was not a woman.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Obviously, Well, we don't know what happened.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
It's I mean, they reported him to the cops, but
it's possible he lured him in with beer, food or so.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Who knows. The children were Oh, here we go.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
The children were found to be staying at the house,
and one of them claimed Tate offered him money in
return for sex. Ah, so that's how it went down.
Tate drives school buses for the Sugar Creek Charter School
in Charlotte, same place where that white lady, he got
hacked to death on a bus recently. Boy, public transportation
in Charlotte, Who stay off the buses, the trains everything.

(13:07):
Is there a place in America with worse public transportation
that's got a black eye for show?

Speaker 1 (13:13):
I don't Yeah, yeah, a black eye, that's right. Anyway.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Tate was suspended during the weeks long investigation and fired.
None of the alleged crimes occurred on school property where
wal Tate was working his bus route. Police want you
to know that Tit is five foot seven, two hundred
and ten pounds. Boy, that's a big boy. He weighs
as much as I do. But he's like anyway way shorter, Yeah,
like ten inches shorter anyway where. He's being held on

(13:36):
one million dollar bond. His family insists he is innocent
of the charges. He didn't do nothing. Well, look, he
didn't do nothing. Neighbors, on the other hand, say that,
you know how neighbors always say they were so quiet
and not this guy.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
No.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
They they say that he was very disturbing. He left
them disturbed.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
That it didn't sound like the Leatwayne that I well,
I don't know he but you know I heard good things.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
A neighbor named Tony says fourteen and fifteen year olds
can be very impressionable. To think someone would take advantage
of them is very alarming. And yeah, look, all we're
asking if you're a public school employee, among other I
guess it's not all we're asking. But one thing we're
asking is that you not have sex with the students.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
Also, if you're going to pretend to be a woman,
you know, at least shave every day, and you at
least put a little effort mate.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Shave your chin maybe twice a day.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Look, it's been about a decade hour we've just had
the trans movement just push her forced into our face
every day, whether you like it or not. And one
thing I do not understand about trans people is it
seems like there's a lot of them that just aren't
even trying two things. There's not a lot of them,
but I mean of the ones that ex Yeah, but
I get your point out, you know, I believe I

(14:49):
think people have become so overwhelmed with the trans and
the news they feel like it's it's like, you know,
fifteen to twenty percent of the population or something.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
I almost never.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
See them in public. Point something percent. It's point really
oh two percent? Yeah exactly, I got anything. You know,
it's like not a lot, not a lot. But when
you they're everywhere.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
But when you do see them, boy, are you even
like haven't I don't know, like get some nare or something.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
What are you supposed to?

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Well, when we when we come back from our little
break that they make us take occasionally because otherwise we
never showed up. Uh my salute to women, well real women,
by the way, not like the lahore there. Uh that's
the that's fleet leat Wayne, Let leat Wayne.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
That doesn't sound right, that's like, oh that's right, lea Wayne.
That isn't name like a name I already forgot here
we're talking about anyway, My tribute to women coming up.
I think you gals would appreciate it. Look, we love
women on this radio show.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
That's that's what probably my favorite gender or is it
a sex or don't get started on that.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
I know people really don't like that. You get a hole.
Plus you said kicked off a plane. Yes, someone's giving
ticked off a plane.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
And don't forgive my sports report very violent sports we did.
I don't know what the hell is going on out
there in the world.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
And moron, how we're now outsourcing our children's education to
illegal immigrants and foreign countries.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Gun toning illegal immigrants, and that can't possibly go wrong.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
If you went back in time ten years ago and
you told them these are going to be some of
the headlines today, would you have even believed it.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
It don't make a lot of sense to do it.
I would not have believed it.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
It's clue liberal edition this time. There are no suspects.
You only blame the murder weapon. It was the candlestick.
The candlestick is the killer. Why won't anyone stop these
murders with common sense candlestick control.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
I'm going to write legislation to fan them.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
I just need to get it past the NCA, the
National Candleman Association. The Supreme Court just overturned the candlestick ban.
It's fun for the whole family, except for children or
the elderly.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
When can we end this candlestick culture that is killing us?

Speaker 1 (17:05):
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