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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Vaping in the boys room.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Well, don't do that vape. And I heard that's just
that's bad.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Vaping in the buy my cotton candy flavored vapees No boy,
no cotton. No cotton's bad too. Oh that's right, it's
nailed the oton k as they say. Do you think
that I'll have to change the name of the candy
at some point? What happened to cotton? Well, remember h
Serena Williams. She was offended that she saw cotton. She
just saw it.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
It was a decoration at a hotel in New York. Okay,
has she ever heard of Aaron Neville? You think, I
don't know if she's ever heard of him or seeing
him or anything. Big old black fellow, I don't know
if you know. Er Uh, why do you say black
like that?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Why do you say it?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Because he's black, He's big old black. But the way
you say it, it's like she's black. He's got a
problem with cotton.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
He's black.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
He sang the theme song for Cotton on TV in
the commercials. He was singing, you know how he sings
like real high, like a woman you know you gotten
in the you know, like soft And I don't know
how the you know, the jingle went for cotton, but
you sang it the fabric of our lives.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
That's that, that's the stuff. Yeah, do you when they
wrote that song, they meant like the fabric of oppression,
And I'm pretty sure that's what they meant. That's what
they met. Yeah, it's terrible that they did that. Being
a big old black guys, can I jump in sure?
I don't think this is going where you wanted to go.
What do you want to say?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
No, no, no, I didn't know if you guys heard about
Ice Cubes tour bus. I never know what to believe
in the news anymore, so I looked a double check,
triple checked. Apparently Ice Cubes tour Bus has gone up
in flames in Portland. There's a car burning right down
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the street from me.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I know I saw that. Did you smell that? It
smelled terrible when we were walking in. I don't think
if if you're realizing what's happening in Portland, they're very
touchy about ice. Oh Cubes bus may have been fire
bombed because somebody thought it was an ice vehicle ready
(02:05):
to you know, put the people in to deport them.
Now there are different reports.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Some people are saying it was firebombed by you know,
really really stupid ANTIFA types, and some people say it
just caught fire and it just happened to be in
downtown Portland, and they happened to say Ice on the side,
and they don't like Ice. But nobody knows the real truth.
They don't report the real truth. They report speculations.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Now all right, Ice Cube clarified on his official ex
account saying, quote, wasn't my bus. It was a crew
bus parked in front of the hotel. Everybody was upstairs sleeping,
nobody hurt, no equipment damaged. He has not his bus,
but his crew, so it's kind of his bus. He continues, saying,
a coward set fire to the bus. My bus was
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actually in Oakland getting serviced.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Okay, one of his buses. It was wrapped for the
Ice tour. It says truth to power tour.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Are you down? Oh? Yeah, speaking truth to power? That's important. Yeah,
that's all you can do these days. Here's my question
about that, And maybe we all have to wait for
mister Oh to get here to explain this to me.
I keep waiting after you've thank you, bister, I didn't
say nothing after you've already gone out and done a
bunch of Disney movies. Do you get to have a
truth to Power tour? Do you get to? Man? I'll
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tell you what after going out and making Parent Trap
for starring ice Cube and then the same one that
was in Are We There Yet? And Are We There yet? Two? Exactly?
And are We there yet? Three? Oh? I was just terrible.
And now he's gonna do the shutdown Capitalism Tour? What
the Truth to Power Tour? That's what it's called. Well,
(03:46):
that kind of works good with DNA folks because they're
the ones that keep complaining about capitalism and all that
kind of stuff. But every time they go out in public,
they seem to be uh toting computers and cell phones
and Starbucks cups and all the big brand names of
capitalism just all over the place.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I don't think they know. It's kind of like the
people that don't like oil, big oil. If they knew
what would disappear if we stop using oil for stuff,
they wouldn't complain about it no more.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Are same thing with coal? Do you understand how important
coal is? Concrete and all this stuff around here. We
used to make coal. We use coal to make that
is to say. And this week Donald Trump said he's
going to there's going to be some stimulus for the
coal industry. He's going to try to pump a little
bit of money into it. And it's not necessarily what
I would have done if I was president, But he
(04:39):
won the election. I didn't. You did not win. I
didn't like that we're artificially propping up the economy. Environmentalists
were bad that they were doing it with coal. That's
what they were upset about. Now. I hate to be
the one to break this to you guys, but according
to just raw data, the country of China churns out
the equivalent of one co burning power plant once every
(05:01):
two weeks. Now China's doing that. You know what, Why
is Trump her problem? And how many coal burning power
plants do? They haven't a lot? A lot of them? Yeah,
they have so many.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
By the time you finish counting them, all yet to
start over because they built some new ones while you
were busy.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Mm mmmmm. So without the coal, you wouldn't have all that.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Without the capitalism, they wouldn't have all the cool stuff
that they've got while they protest capitalism, and without all
in gas mainly all they wouldn't have their makeup and
their hair products, or their their clothes, their transportation, their.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Phones, none of that stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
But they don't get it, so they just keep complaining
about stuff they love.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yeah, well, speaking again, it Baron Trump shut down a
hall floor of Trump Towers so he could go on
a date. And the media is really upset about this.
But I don't know what businesses are theirs. Yeah, what
do you guys? Care's his tower? Right, Donald and Malan?
You have a son. His name's barn He recently had
a date at Trump Tower, which is smart. It's a
(06:04):
safe place for the kid to take the date. And
while bringing a crush to a building with your name
on it seems like an the ultimate flex. Apparently we here.
According to the New York Post, the choice to have
a date at home was strictly for security reasons. Baron
is nineteen, and they have an entire floor that was
shut down for him to have a romantic meetup so
that he could not be assassinated because, believe it or not,
(06:27):
there are people that want to kill him just because
he's the president's son. That's all they need to know. Yeah,
now he lives in Washington, DC, and he's residing at
the White House while he attends classes at NYU. That's
a long commute. Classes started September second. He's studying politics,
public policy, history, economics, and journalism, according to this report,
(06:48):
and he is six foot seven. All how big a
gal is he out there? Dyon? No details about it?
No ashy look anything, no nothing. No, I am curious,
though I want to. It's a you know, if he's
picked a looker, or if he's a he's going for
somebody who is you know, a political Uh? Oh you do?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
You know like when the when the kings and queens
from different countries would assign their son to go marry
some princess from another country so they'd all be peaceful
and share, you know, all the riches.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
That's probably what they're doing. I'm gonna climb out on
a lam here and gas. When you're six ft seven
and your dad is the billionaire president of the free world,
probably you could get a cute day, I hope. So
if he if not him, then what chance to the
rest of us have? That's the truth.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yeah, you're a you're kind of skimming the surface, though,
ain't you? What do you mean you're the dating pool.
I taken a break from it. Yeah you, oh you
no more, no more dating.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
No, I'm more focused on raising money now for disabled
military veterans with our comedy show. This sign synthesizers.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
You you kind of have a synthesizer now instead of
a girlfriend that's.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Trying do I've had that the whole time. That's not
in changes. You keep getting new ones. I recently bought
uh a clone of the original Rolin Jupiter eight.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Is that what you want to go? Yeah? Is that
the red one. It's like a two hundred dollars. It's
not that expensive. I think your I think your TV
remote costs more money than this thing.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Oh universal, sure, but that can work a lot of stuff.
Thanks Phil, Yeah, yeah, I can work my VCR. Yeah. Thanks,
that's great. Well, anyway, this Sunday we're gonna be raising
money for veterans. Come hang with Us. Tickets available right now.
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be there. He's hilarious. He's our headliner. Jesse Payton. Eric
(08:39):
Knowles was just added. He's a special guest. A lot
of really funny right wing based pro military comedians are
coming out. Any of these guys wear a dress on stage?
None of them wear a dress on stage. Call good, good,
call there no, but pretty girls in the audience are
encouraged to wear dresses. And if you're nice, I'll let
you see my synthesizers. WHOA you spend your time getting
(09:00):
all fixed up for a party. Why go messing yourself
up by getting drunk? Stay sober. It looks better on
Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson. I allowed to notice things?
I noticed something? Am I allowed to notice things? I
guess you can't help it these days. You have to
notice stuff, all right. I've noticed there's a lot of
these people, like when you say to these people who
(09:20):
you talking about? Communists? All right? Keep going aoc. I'll
allow it, elin Omar And in the example I'm about
to use, Don Lemon, all spend a lot of time
be smirching white men even though they sleep with one.
You will, Yeah, that ain't right. It does seem a
little hypocritical, doesn't it. I mean, you hate white men
(09:42):
and yet you exclusively have sex with them? What is
up with that? Former CNN anchor Don Lemon launched into
a bizarre, explosive rant blaming whitey white men more specifically,
is the real issue. That's an exact quote behind mass
violence in America. I'm pretty sure he means all of
them except his Sure, yeah, my white guy is okay,
but the rest of y'all. Oh no. He says, white men,
(10:05):
are you okay? You're sending troops national guards to cities
you keep talking about ooh Chicago and black on black crime.
I want to know, white men, are you okay? Because
that is the real issue here. And then he goes
on to say it's white people that are murdering everybody.
And I gotta tell you that's not It does not
always seem to be the case. I have looked as
(10:28):
up people have said that before. Turns out there's plenty
of brothers out there doing some killing. The fifty nine
year old, who is married d Whitey doubled down on
his claim, saying this is just the truth. I don't
care if you get mad about it, and then he
ran home and pleasured a white man. No. Lemon's unhanged
rant was unleashed during his spiel about the federal troop
deployments to Democrat led cities, and of course, he was
(10:51):
mentioning how there were mass shootings of places like North
Carolina and Michigan. And once again I have to point
out here that even though those stories are getting the
most attention, that's not where most of the gun violence
is happening. No.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
However, white men do seemed as they're not all men.
Some are trans but they're still men. They do seem
to have carner the market on the mass shootings right
in this country now. Plenty of gun violence happening in
places like Memphis and Chicago and plenty of others. You know,
the drill, but they're just like one offs. If that
(11:31):
upsets you, that's fine. They shouldn't be killing each other,
but they're not killing six, seven or eight of them
at a time. That guy just killed one guy, and
that other guy over there killed one guy. Pretty soon
you're up to fifteen twenty killings in Chicago on a weekend.
But as far as they know, it wasn't all done
by one person. That seems to be the intriguing part
(11:52):
about these these other killings. What's the latest on the
Mormon shooter. He had IEDs that he was gonna blow off,
had some explosive devices in his truck. He really hated
the Mormons, the Church of Latter day Saints they call him.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
See, that's what I would have assumed, but the media
was so quick to tell you, well, you don't know
if that's why he did it. I only talked to
somebody who knew him pretty well. I don't know if
there's a family member or what. And he told him
probably a neighbor. Yeah, And he told him last time
he spoke to him. He told him he think so
that the Mormons were the Antichrist. But sounds kind of
like he was not a fan. Uh. Two hours ago,
(12:32):
CNN published the following headline, and I mean two hours
ago headline, investigators are searching for a motive and shooting
at Michigan church. Yeah, what could it have been? If
this was a shooting at a synagogue or a mosque,
would we still be pretending good? No? Days later that
we don't know why? Oh no, not at all. Look nothing.
I don't get offended by people's stupid words and opinions.
(12:53):
I have bigger problems. But boy, the stupidity is just
dripping right out of these people's mouths. It is oozing
out of their mouth holes. What it's worse, is it
is intentional. I know that's I mean, if they're just
saying stupid stuff and they don't know it's wrong, but
these people know it's wrong, they do it anyway, They
do it anyway.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
We got an email about il Han matter of fact,
Anne said she's was listening to the podcast late yesterday
from yesterday Morning show, and she said that incest discussion
you had about where it's you.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Know, illegal, and where it's legal, and all over the
world where there's a lot of incest, which seems to
be in the Middle East, Pakistan in London.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
She said, y'all just cleared up for me that whole
Ilhan Omar marrying her brother thing. Thanks yet again for
clearing something else up. And then she gave us a
big heart.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Oh thank you, Anne, I do like a big heart.
Although I hate to be the one to point this out,
I'm not actually sure. I mean, who knows, but I
don't know that Ilhan Omar and her brother actually had
a sexual relationship. I always thought that was just a
way to skirt the immigration laws. Could have been both. Yeah,
well there's no way to know. Yeah, well, actually Ihan
Omer is with a white guy now, so her brother
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is not really her type. She prefers to have sex
with the guy she's vilifying all the time.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
If you were up really early this morning, you probably
would have heard they we played Kendy. I wouldn't hear.
I mean I was here, but it wouldn't. In here
laid this list of things that John Kennedy from Louisiana
sure spoke about yesterday, all the stuff that President Trump
is looking at doing away with, bunchet cuts, waste and
(14:37):
huge waste of probably billions, I know, hundreds of millions
of dollars for all this ridiculous stuff and male prostitutes
and hat Sure we play it all again for us
you want. There's a long list, and he wasn't even
near through with it, so al emails here he says, Yeah,
that list is especially appalling when you hear about politic
(15:00):
like Tammy Duckworth, who are now demanding an accounting of
the cost to fly all these generals into a big
meeting today. They're worried about Trump and his you know,
his government wasting money by flying generals to a meeting.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
But you know you want to give what was it
a sex puppet shows? They wanted, Well, that was a
thing that they wanted to do is they wanted to
have Sesame Street in Iraq and then they have sex
education and what was it? Rwanda? I think Rwanda did
come up. John Kennedy said he loves Rwanda. Now I
(15:41):
don't believe that's true. He said, look, I love Rwanda,
but why do we part of his charming humor? Why
do we have to pay for their abortions? Doesn't love Rwanda.
We also did get an email about Puerto Rico.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
You guys brought it up recently with AOC and her
abuela apparently still down there. This guy wrote in he said,
I spent some time down in Puerto Rico after the hurricane.
You know, it's one of those people that likes to
go to places and help out.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
He said.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
It is a I can't repeat it the way he
said it. Let's just call it a crap hole. You
would not enjoy being there.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
I think there's a part of it that's nice, but
a lot of it's dirty and gross. Apparently that's bobbably
where AOC stuck her grandma her a boiler billy. That's
what that means, has some sensitivity. That's her a boila granny.
Your Mamma. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know why it's important,
but they call him a boilers over there.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
You got to there, like a different word for everything. Yeah,
I know, it's like a whole other language or something.
Oh and Robert had a good question after seeing mister
Pritzker on television a few times. I guess Robert said,
I'm not one hundred percent sure, but I think the
governor of Illinois masturbates to cookbooks.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Wow. I like that. Hello, Stay tuned for more. Waltman
Johnson