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Speaker 1 (00:00):
No, we're gonna need a boat.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
And I'm just saying if I was black, I could
be in charge of hut. That's all I'm saying. That's
all you say.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
What you need to understand is the word urban uh
kind of leans into the you know, the community a
little bit housing urban development, you know. And uh, Also,
what is that? What's that that Mark Moray, former mayor
New Orleans in charge of some some other urban kind
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of a thing.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I forget what it is.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
But if you look at the listen of the people
who've been running hood for the last many years, sure
you might see some names that seem familiar to you
if you go back in little ways. I'm talking people like, uh,
you ever heard of Moonland Drew? Oh yeah, Moonlandrew is
in there, wasn't he?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
He goes back aways. He's white, wasn't he? Uh No, No,
moon Landrew?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
You know, Julian Castro, he's kind of white ish right, white?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
White Hispanic?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Sean Donovan he did it back in the day. He's
definitely white. That was the last really white guy, just
like whoa so aggressively white?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Henri.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
You know what I forgot about this? I haven't looked
at this list at when you look, that's not an
urban When when you look at a list of all
the people on Wikipedia that have recently been the Secretary
of Housing and Urban Development, one of the things you
notice is it's almost always a black person.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Almost but but there's this.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Guy named Matt Ahman. Matt Ahman is the whitest white
guy you've ever seen in your life.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Substitute teacher. He's just there to fill in.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Look, he did it here in between Adrian Toddman and
Scott Turner. He did it between Marsha Fudge and Ben
Carson Fudge. More than once you see this matt Aman guy.
He's the acting HUD. Is it possible that this Matthew
e Aman guy is doing all the heavy lifting and actually,
in reality the HUD, actual HUD secretaries, who are always
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prominent black people. They are more of the ah, what's
the right word for this, the face of HUD. But
behind the scenes, he's the guy that's clicking at the
keyboard doing the bureaucratic stuff, you know, dotting the eyes,
slashing the t's. I heard, yeah, well that's something there,
and they kind of great. Finally it's going in the
other direction. You remember back in the day, all those
black ladies at NASA were doing all the math.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
But yeah, it was carrying all the weight. But they're
getting under the critic. But then Whitey was taking all
the credit.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Right now it's finally going the other way, misterro This
guy Matt, he's running HUD, but nobody gives him credit
for running HUD. That is the funniest picture. Doesn't his
photograph look like a stock photo?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
That's why I was thinking it just like a substitute teacher.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
They just use him when there's a gap, but they're
they're waiting for the whoever's president at the time to
appoint somebody else.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I'm assuming this is.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
The same Andrew Cuomo that was named you know, the
run HUD named by President Clinton in nineteen ninety seven.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah, Andrew Cuomo was in charge of HUD back in
the wow and now.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
He's gonna be he's considered to be. How sad is
that like the savior of New York City? If if
he can keep Mom Dami guy from uh from you know,
communizing the rest of the state. Mister, explain this to me.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
We went out drinking with your cousin Reggie a while back,
and he was explaining to me how before nine eleven,
Italian guys were not considered to be white, and then
after nine to eleven they had to move all the
Arabs to yeah and then white, and then Italians were
considered to be whitey because we had to make more
room for the Arabs.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
So I guess back in the nineties, what color was
that Fudge lady you talked about.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Okay, this is where it gets a little awkward because
her name is Fudge and hmn't.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Answer all its questions. Well, oh, excuse me for asking. Well,
it does raise an interesting point here, uh where issue there? Oh,
that'd be like if my name was Kenny Vanilla.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Hey, like this here, it's Kenny Vanilla. Everybody and nobody
would be offended by that. People would think that was hilarious.
But if you point it out about Marcia Fudge, it's like,
whoa bro?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Not cool? No, not at all. You know what I
never understood, isn't vanilla U? No?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Wait, it's a white chocolate white chocolates BS right, Because
it's chocolate, it's not chocolate at all, and it doesn't
taste like chocolate. It doesn't look like chocolate, and then
they put it in something else to make it good. Right,
I should around eating chocolate all day, but you shoit
around see anybody eating white chocolate just you know, biting
it off the rack or whatever. I feel racist just
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eating it. I bet David Duke likes it. Well, you
know what I mean. I bet you go to David
Duke's house. You look in the pantry there, it's just
a whole shelf full of white chocolate, white white white
everywhere you go. And that offends me. I'm very offended.
I'm thinking about what could hypothetically be in his pantry.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
You're eating white chocolate and you have an accident. It
doesn't stain in the sheets. Why would you be eating
cho white chocolate in bed? What are you talking about?
Oh no, not me, David Duke. Oh that one I fired.
I shot a little high, didn't I You know, I
shot over all of your heads. You know it was
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a smart joke. Actually it might have just.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Too good for this crowd. It might have just been
a little too smart.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
When Moonlandrew was appointed a Secretary of Hood in nineteen
seventy nine, the inflation rate was at nineteen percent, which
made home buying and you know, home mortgage loans a
little tricky for the average American. Do you remember those
days when Jimmy Carter was in charge of the country
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and we were paying nineteen percent interest on not all
credit cards.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I mean, that's normal.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I looked at my credit card bill the other day
of the statement that came in, and way down at
the very bottom, because I don't I don't like to,
you know, sound like, oh, I'm all that, but I
don't let the interest accrew on my credit card. I
just use it for bookkeeping mainly, and I just pay
the bill off every month. But I looked down at
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the bottom to make sure I didn't get charged any interest,
because I don't want to keep paid. I wouldn't want
to pay that the interest on the visa. Yeah, at
the bottom, it says their total compounded interest with everything
included is twenty nine point seven percent. It really should
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be illegal, and I guess they probably have some kind
of special dispensation from the credit card companies. They've paid
off enough senators and representatives that they can get away
with it.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Have you ever met one of these people?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
They have a student loan where the interest rates so
high that even though they're making the minimum payment every month,
like ten years later, they owe more than they did
when they started. Yeah, I met people like that, I
met you. Yeah, Well I didn't. Well I didn't. I
didn't have that problem. But I knew then you did.
But I knew someone who did, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
And didn't.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Her problem, I mean, their problem would become your problem.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Here's another, you know, speaking of change the subject, speaking
of family members with funny problems. Back in the day,
Dick Nixon's housing an urban development guy was George Romney.
If that name sounds familiar, it should, huh. I believe
his son was Mitten's.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
But funny thing.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Funny thing about that Mitton's grandparents. That'd be George Romney's parents.
Romney was born to American parents living in a Polygamist
colony in Mexico. They still do this, don't they. In
Mexico they have the Mormon colonies. Do you remember one
time years ago we had Mitt Romney's cousin on the
show in Mexico or New Mexico. Mexico.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
New Mexico is actually kind of famous for having a
lot of unusual colonies as well. They have the earth people.
I don't know what they call them exactly, what they
have their their houses that are built into the earth.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
And they all live in this community out.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
In the middle of nowhere, in the middle of New Mexico,
where it's a great place to go and hide because
there's just you know, a lot of these places out there,
cults and all kinds of weird people building their little
housing compounds out there. Watch them just it's fun to
drive by, but don't you know, don't break down near them.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
They scare me.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I used to think that house was called a Patagonia,
but apparently that's the geographic region in South America, South
America between Argentina and Chile. And it's also a clothing brand, right,
it's a backpack company. Yes, you want to dress warm
when you're in Patagonia.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
You know. I know a lot of hippies are into
that clothing brand.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
But there's a lot of good little hidden pockets in
there where you could stash something.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
I find that to be very convenient. You know what
happened to the Colts down in Mexico. I thought you
were going to tell us about that.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Oh, the Romney family was part of a polygamist cult
in Mexico. They still exist to this day, but then
events during the Mexican Revolution forced the Romneys to flee
back to the United States. Yehaw, and I'm told to
this day they still It's one of the only groups
of people in Mexico that are allowed to own guns
are the Mormons living along the border there. And you
know what I never understood about the polygamous Mormon cults
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that how come when we started being all pro gay,
pro trans pro polyamorous, how come nobody ever threw a
bone to the polygamous, Like, hey, you know, you know,
if George can marry Bob or whatever, why can't you
know Ezekiel over here, Mary, these nine women, they're all consenting.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
They all want all the old people or Ezekiel's I.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Guess in my head, I just assume like Mormons have
the same names as the Amish.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
But that's not really true, is it.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
What about the Mennonites, Well, okay, here's the Mennonites, the
men nightsally Amish. I don't know if if it's light
or worse, I mean worse, more strict. Who's stricter the
Amish of the Minionite It's a great question.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
If you're Amish, do you look at the Mennonites and
you're like, Ooh, he's got an iPhone in the clock
radio or not?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Oh gross, look Cadad, he's driving a car. Hello. Stay
tuned for more. Waltman Johnson, I.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Mean how we feel about this, or earlier we were
talking about how they want to change the Department of
Defense to the Department of War, right, and I made
the point that since changing it from the Department of
War to the Department of Defense back in the twentieth century,
mid twentieth century, we hadn't been attacked by a foreign country.
And one of my buddies, a history teacher, a very
smart man who I lift weights with named Bob, pointed
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out to me, but technically, when we got attacked on
nine to eleven oh one, it was Saudi Arabia that
did it. Does that count as an attack by a
foreign country or.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Is that we didn't get a chance to defend ourselves.
It was a hit and run, and.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
We certainly and we certainly didn't attack Saudi Arabia.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
No, No, we.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Defended ourselves by going over there, because the last thing
we need is a whole bunch of you know, you've
seen how the Middle East looks lately, right, of course
it didn't look at great before.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Well, we don't need that here. It looks like the
East side of Houston.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Yeahs exactly, discover So all the Johnson's talks about brother
Edo is.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
The way to go.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
It's up and coming, it's the it's the new west side. Obviously,
east Downtown is nice here it is. But what about
the rest of these the real estate agents who were
trying to, you know, talk their products of they'd love
it if you'd give youto a couple of thumbs up.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Have you spent a lot of time anywhere on the
East side of Houston recently?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Recently? No? No, what about? But there was a time
you know, you know, I no, never mind, you just
drove through it on your way to Louisiana. Y'll hear
the songs play sports. He keeps saying sports. Hang on,
let me check hold on sports. Yeah, he's right, sports.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Yeah, it sounds like he'd rather hear about sports then
you'll real estate shopping.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I mean, I played the music. I don't disagree with you.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Well, and it is sponsored by the Silver Slipper Casino.
Really the Silver Slipper Hotel and restaurant.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Can't you bet on sporting events at the Silver Slipper Casina?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I've heard, I've heard things. If you're there, look into
it when you go. Also, they have twenty seven slippers.
They got this cool thing, the twenty seven slippers of cash.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
That's when you win money. Yay, And who doesn't like
to win money?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Hold on, you're telling me they have actual slippers at
the Silver Slipper Because yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
You just blew my mind all over my face. Hand
me a paper top. That's what I meant to do.
That's unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Also, if you go to the Silver Slipper Facebook page,
you can see pictures of us.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Yeah, the Waldon Johnson Show has been there so many times.
Did they use a new photo or an old one? Well,
it's a picture that we took with a huge crowd
of people.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I don't like when they use the old photos of
me when I was fat. I like when they use
the newer and more handsome fishures. Shouldn't have been fatened,
I know, that's my problem.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
That time we hung out there all kinds of late
night until the early morning hours, waiting for somebody to
win that motorcycle.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
That was fun. That was a good time, had time.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
And then the guy that won it was a marine
and a motorcycle mechanic.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
He yeah, worked out pretty good for him. Yeah, it
was a cool guy. All right.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
So I Silver Slipper Casino go there today. Spit gate,
let's let's talk about it's a spit take. Spit take
is when you pretend you're drinking water and then somebody
says something funny and then you go, let's let's let's
do it right now.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Billy tell choke bro uh mayber that time Kenny got divorced.
Oh my god, Actually, that's it's not that funny.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Actually made just bit though didn't know Ben said what
they wanted to take you by surprise. It worked okay,
all right, But now I guess everybody's seen it, right, Oh,
they've seen it. Is high definition slow mo instant replay
from multiple angles from you know, skycam from everwhere sky
Rizzy Wow. Dak Prescott is on the field for the
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Cowboys to open the game after the little kickoff, okay,
and he stepped forward. I guess he and mister Carter
Jalen Quarter of the Eagles might have had some words.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Maybe they even have a little history. I didn't look
into it. Defense has this qualifiers from the game goes.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
So Jalen Carter the focus and the star for the
Eagles on the front line. Maybe maybe if you're getting
paid millions of dollars to play a game where you
chase the ball around, don't spin it people.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Actually he chases the guy with the ball wherever it goes. Okay,
but you get my points after the all. Still, it's
a game.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
It's yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Now, Keishawn Johnson used to be a you know, a player. Uh,
used to be on the ESPN and all. He just
basically spelled it out. Everybody thinking like, what's what was
that fool thinking, well, he wouldn't think it. Jayalen Cada
is a real dumb ass, is uh? Well, well, my
boy Keyshaw, I like Keishaw. He was always good tell
it like it is. He said, he's a real dumb ass.
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Uh he watched videos a Uh you want to know
why in college he was always in trouble.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
That's not what he said.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
I had to clean it up a little bit for
him because he's a real dumb ass.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
I mean, what is wrong with this man?
Speaker 3 (14:33):
The only thing I question is if why didn't Dak
Prescott kick his kick his nuts all the way up
to his backside?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
That's what I'm want.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
It's a good question. Now I'm gonna throw something, gonna
put something in. He was probably still in shock.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
God just spin on me.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
And by that time the referee stand I mean, the
dude is pretty stupid because he did it with the
referee standing there.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
It's like they were all in the huddle together. It
wasn't a smart idea.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
He didn't even look around to see if the cops
was why.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
All right, Now, I'm gonna take you down a road
you didn't even think you'd be driving down today. Have
you ever seen Jalen Carter and Stacy Abrams in the
same place at the same time.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
I have not, and more than one person have suggested
that they might be the same person.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
The only thing that makes them look different that is
a picture of them side by side, and it is uncanny.
Jalen Carter has a little less space between his two
front teeth at Stacy Abrams. But let's say she is
heavier than him. I believe, Oh she'd a big girl. Yeah,
she got more money. You know, she's probably eaten better.
She's come on, she's making Democrat politician money. If she
was making NFL football player money, she'd be pissed at
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her low salary. You know, it's probably not enough money
just to even pay for her appetizers at Fridays or
Benegans or wherever she's eating it at.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Also, I know y'all promoted this ahead of time.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
I've got some very very upsetting, very sad news to
report to you from the world of sports this morning.
I'm afraid it is all over for the w NBA.
They just got off into the playoffs. Why awes, thank you? Yeah,
and now it's already over. The seasons over. Might as
well just forget you ever heard of the NBA?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
W Why easy to do.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
As you know, Caitlyn Clark has been injured there towards
the end of the season, and they kept saying, you know, well,
she healing up, she training, she getting ready for the playoffs.
Caitlyn Clark doesn't now this day she out for the season.
She ain't gonna be in no playoffs. That's it. That's
why cancel the games. Ain't nobody give a damn about
no W NBA. But I know Caitlyn Clark, especially who's
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Angel Reese and the rest of them?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Who the sister's gonna fight?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Will now the only star in the playoffs will be
the neon green tildoes.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
What other reason will there be to watch back to
the NFL Real Quick Chiefs and Charges tonight?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
And that is gonna be on the whitey channel. I
don't get that at my house. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Back up, if you know white people, maybe they'll invite
you over to watch it as long as you, you know,
act right and bring some beer or something.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
There's no white each What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (16:56):
They used the initials, but that's how you how it is?
Why tea? That's that's who's carrying a game, whitey? Oh
my god, this is I have to explain. I have
to explain this to everyone.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
This is awkward. Do you want to do us off
the air? No?
Speaker 2 (17:10):
I have to explain it at willis that's it's not
the whitey channel, mister, Oh why why?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
All right?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
You're probably thinking that's what it's called because on black Twitter,
black people will refer to white people as why teas.
That's right, you've heard about that. Huh oh yeah, No,
I'm on black Twitter. I know why you think you
c ricking somebody do that, because that's how what they're
talking about, mister o. Respectfully, I think what they mean
is the game is on YouTube? Why tea is that
makes sense? But you're right, you YouTube? Yeah that's the thing. Yeah, Google,
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body years has existed for years. You can watch football
on YouTube now, Yeah, I know, I'm I wouldn't rather
it be on the Whitey channel, to be honest with you.
You know, it's weird, is I kind of agree?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Kind of? It's the same thing though, isn't it. Well?
Speaker 2 (17:50):
I mean, you know who's sitting around looking at YouTube
all day if not liberals?
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Children?
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Oh oh oh, the real sports story for the weekend.
Besides you know these NFL games kicking off, the US
Open tennis tournament winding down. It's time for finals this weekend.
It's still the women's final is set. I think we
did still keep an American in there. And the men
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they're doing the semis today. Novak's is still alive and
we'll see how it goes this afternoon. And then the
men's final is on Sunday. And guess who has announced
that he will be in the crowd in New York
City for the men's Final Donald Trump, what you think
it's a good idea for him to announce ahead of
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time where he's going to be. There's it's real clear
between you know, the crazy people here and the Middle
East people over there who were and probably the cartels
who are. You know, they're all mad because Trump's making
America great again and they don't care for it, even
the people here.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
I don't know if he should be telling everybody where
he's going to be ahead of time. You know, I'm
kind of like the poor man Harris County version of Trump.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
You keep telling everybody where you're going to be, and
the next thing, you know what, You're lucky stalkers haven't
just like popped up out of the woods and chased
you around.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
All that being said, today the Braves are taking on
the Mariners Sex six fifteen on the East coast over there.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
It would be a good game to take a look
at it. Then he got the Rangers.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Houston needs to be pulling for the Braves right now
because they need to knock Seattle down a little bit more,
you know, still in the lead but they'd take a
bigger lead, I'm sure, and the Astros starting off the
Loan Stall series tonight.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Yesterday the Yankees beat the Astros eight to four, and
today the Rangers take on the Astros seven.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Call yeah, the lone Stall series. Say yeah, I know,
we get it. Yeah, two teams in Texas. I mean
a nice stall state. I'm not sure you catching am
to this.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
It's one of my favorite things of baseball watching Dallas
take on Houston. That's a good time, dude, that'll be
fun to look at. I'm gonna put that on my
TV tonight.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Yeah, and uh, you know, not for nothing there, but
uh I may even drink a beer or two while
I'm watching it. No way, and you know, just to
celebrate the lone Stars heeries. I'll deal with the fact
that me and and my dog are both going to
be very, very gassy afterwards.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
I've been witch hunt since day one.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
I've been fighting acquisitions after acquisition.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
So did I divide the city? Yes?
Speaker 3 (20:16):
No, the city was divided before I even stepped foot
into the office.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network
No, we're gonna need a boat.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
And I'm just saying if I was black, I could
be in charge of hut. That's all I'm saying. That's
all you say.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
What you need to understand is the word urban uh
kind of leans into the you know, the community a
little bit housing urban development, you know. And uh, Also,
what is that? What's that that Mark Moray, former mayor
New Orleans in charge of some some other urban kind
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of a thing.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I forget what it is.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
But if you look at the listen of the people
who've been running hood for the last many years, sure
you might see some names that seem familiar to you
if you go back in little ways. I'm talking people like, uh,
you ever heard of Moonland Drew? Oh yeah, Moonlandrew is
in there, wasn't he?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
He goes back aways. He's white, wasn't he? Uh No, No,
moon Landrew?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
You know, Julian Castro, he's kind of white ish right, white?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
White Hispanic?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Sean Donovan he did it back in the day. He's
definitely white. That was the last really white guy, just
like whoa so aggressively white?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Henri.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
You know what I forgot about this? I haven't looked
at this list at when you look, that's not an
urban When when you look at a list of all
the people on Wikipedia that have recently been the Secretary
of Housing and Urban Development, one of the things you
notice is it's almost always a black person.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Almost but but there's this.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Guy named Matt Ahman. Matt Ahman is the whitest white
guy you've ever seen in your life.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Substitute teacher. He's just there to fill in.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Look, he did it here in between Adrian Toddman and
Scott Turner. He did it between Marsha Fudge and Ben
Carson Fudge. More than once you see this matt Aman guy.
He's the acting HUD. Is it possible that this Matthew
e Aman guy is doing all the heavy lifting and actually,
in reality the HUD, actual HUD secretaries, who are always
(01:52):
prominent black people. They are more of the ah, what's
the right word for this, the face of HUD. But
behind the scenes, he's the guy that's clicking at the
keyboard doing the bureaucratic stuff, you know, dotting the eyes,
slashing the t's. I heard, yeah, well that's something there,
and they kind of great. Finally it's going in the
other direction. You remember back in the day, all those
black ladies at NASA were doing all the math.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
But yeah, it was carrying all the weight. But they're
getting under the critic. But then Whitey was taking all
the credit.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Right now it's finally going the other way, misterro This
guy Matt, he's running HUD, but nobody gives him credit
for running HUD. That is the funniest picture. Doesn't his
photograph look like a stock photo?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
That's why I was thinking it just like a substitute teacher.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
They just use him when there's a gap, but they're
they're waiting for the whoever's president at the time to
appoint somebody else.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I'm assuming this is.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
The same Andrew Cuomo that was named you know, the
run HUD named by President Clinton in nineteen ninety seven.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah, Andrew Cuomo was in charge of HUD back in
the wow and now.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
He's gonna be he's considered to be. How sad is
that like the savior of New York City? If if
he can keep Mom Dami guy from uh from you know,
communizing the rest of the state. Mister, explain this to me.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
We went out drinking with your cousin Reggie a while back,
and he was explaining to me how before nine eleven,
Italian guys were not considered to be white, and then
after nine to eleven they had to move all the
Arabs to yeah and then white, and then Italians were
considered to be whitey because we had to make more
room for the Arabs.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
So I guess back in the nineties, what color was
that Fudge lady you talked about.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Okay, this is where it gets a little awkward because
her name is Fudge and hmn't.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Answer all its questions. Well, oh, excuse me for asking. Well,
it does raise an interesting point here, uh where issue there? Oh,
that'd be like if my name was Kenny Vanilla.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Hey, like this here, it's Kenny Vanilla. Everybody and nobody
would be offended by that. People would think that was hilarious.
But if you point it out about Marcia Fudge, it's like,
whoa bro?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Not cool? No, not at all. You know what I
never understood, isn't vanilla U? No?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Wait, it's a white chocolate white chocolates BS right, Because
it's chocolate, it's not chocolate at all, and it doesn't
taste like chocolate. It doesn't look like chocolate, and then
they put it in something else to make it good. Right,
I should around eating chocolate all day, but you shoit
around see anybody eating white chocolate just you know, biting
it off the rack or whatever. I feel racist just
(04:28):
eating it. I bet David Duke likes it. Well, you
know what I mean. I bet you go to David
Duke's house. You look in the pantry there, it's just
a whole shelf full of white chocolate, white white white
everywhere you go. And that offends me. I'm very offended.
I'm thinking about what could hypothetically be in his pantry.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
You're eating white chocolate and you have an accident. It
doesn't stain in the sheets. Why would you be eating
cho white chocolate in bed? What are you talking about?
Oh no, not me, David Duke. Oh that one I fired.
I shot a little high, didn't I You know, I
shot over all of your heads. You know it was
(05:01):
a smart joke. Actually it might have just.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Too good for this crowd. It might have just been
a little too smart.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
When Moonlandrew was appointed a Secretary of Hood in nineteen
seventy nine, the inflation rate was at nineteen percent, which
made home buying and you know, home mortgage loans a
little tricky for the average American. Do you remember those
days when Jimmy Carter was in charge of the country
(05:28):
and we were paying nineteen percent interest on not all
credit cards.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I mean, that's normal.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I looked at my credit card bill the other day
of the statement that came in, and way down at
the very bottom, because I don't I don't like to,
you know, sound like, oh, I'm all that, but I
don't let the interest accrew on my credit card. I
just use it for bookkeeping mainly, and I just pay
the bill off every month. But I looked down at
(05:56):
the bottom to make sure I didn't get charged any interest,
because I don't want to keep paid. I wouldn't want
to pay that the interest on the visa. Yeah, at
the bottom, it says their total compounded interest with everything
included is twenty nine point seven percent. It really should
(06:21):
be illegal, and I guess they probably have some kind
of special dispensation from the credit card companies. They've paid
off enough senators and representatives that they can get away
with it.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Have you ever met one of these people?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
They have a student loan where the interest rates so
high that even though they're making the minimum payment every month,
like ten years later, they owe more than they did
when they started. Yeah, I met people like that, I
met you. Yeah, Well I didn't. Well I didn't. I
didn't have that problem. But I knew then you did.
But I knew someone who did, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
And didn't.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Her problem, I mean, their problem would become your problem.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Here's another, you know, speaking of change the subject, speaking
of family members with funny problems. Back in the day,
Dick Nixon's housing an urban development guy was George Romney.
If that name sounds familiar, it should, huh. I believe
his son was Mitten's.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
But funny thing.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Funny thing about that Mitton's grandparents. That'd be George Romney's parents.
Romney was born to American parents living in a Polygamist
colony in Mexico. They still do this, don't they. In
Mexico they have the Mormon colonies. Do you remember one
time years ago we had Mitt Romney's cousin on the
show in Mexico or New Mexico. Mexico.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
New Mexico is actually kind of famous for having a
lot of unusual colonies as well. They have the earth people.
I don't know what they call them exactly, what they
have their their houses that are built into the earth.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
And they all live in this community out.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
In the middle of nowhere, in the middle of New Mexico,
where it's a great place to go and hide because
there's just you know, a lot of these places out there,
cults and all kinds of weird people building their little
housing compounds out there. Watch them just it's fun to
drive by, but don't you know, don't break down near them.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
They scare me.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I used to think that house was called a Patagonia,
but apparently that's the geographic region in South America, South
America between Argentina and Chile. And it's also a clothing brand, right,
it's a backpack company. Yes, you want to dress warm
when you're in Patagonia.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
You know. I know a lot of hippies are into
that clothing brand.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
But there's a lot of good little hidden pockets in
there where you could stash something.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
I find that to be very convenient. You know what
happened to the Colts down in Mexico. I thought you
were going to tell us about that.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Oh, the Romney family was part of a polygamist cult
in Mexico. They still exist to this day, but then
events during the Mexican Revolution forced the Romneys to flee
back to the United States. Yehaw, and I'm told to
this day they still It's one of the only groups
of people in Mexico that are allowed to own guns
are the Mormons living along the border there. And you
know what I never understood about the polygamous Mormon cults
(08:52):
that how come when we started being all pro gay,
pro trans pro polyamorous, how come nobody ever threw a
bone to the polygamous, Like, hey, you know, you know,
if George can marry Bob or whatever, why can't you
know Ezekiel over here, Mary, these nine women, they're all consenting.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
They all want all the old people or Ezekiel's I.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Guess in my head, I just assume like Mormons have
the same names as the Amish.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
But that's not really true, is it.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
What about the Mennonites, Well, okay, here's the Mennonites, the
men nightsally Amish. I don't know if if it's light
or worse, I mean worse, more strict. Who's stricter the
Amish of the Minionite It's a great question.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
If you're Amish, do you look at the Mennonites and
you're like, Ooh, he's got an iPhone in the clock
radio or not?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Oh gross, look Cadad, he's driving a car. Hello. Stay
tuned for more. Waltman Johnson, I.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Mean how we feel about this, or earlier we were
talking about how they want to change the Department of
Defense to the Department of War, right, and I made
the point that since changing it from the Department of
War to the Department of Defense back in the twentieth century,
mid twentieth century, we hadn't been attacked by a foreign country.
And one of my buddies, a history teacher, a very
smart man who I lift weights with named Bob, pointed
(10:06):
out to me, but technically, when we got attacked on
nine to eleven oh one, it was Saudi Arabia that
did it. Does that count as an attack by a
foreign country or.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Is that we didn't get a chance to defend ourselves.
It was a hit and run, and.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
We certainly and we certainly didn't attack Saudi Arabia.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
No, No, we.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Defended ourselves by going over there, because the last thing
we need is a whole bunch of you know, you've
seen how the Middle East looks lately, right, of course
it didn't look at great before.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Well, we don't need that here. It looks like the
East side of Houston.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Yeahs exactly, discover So all the Johnson's talks about brother
Edo is.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
The way to go.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
It's up and coming, it's the it's the new west side. Obviously,
east Downtown is nice here it is. But what about
the rest of these the real estate agents who were
trying to, you know, talk their products of they'd love
it if you'd give youto a couple of thumbs up.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Have you spent a lot of time anywhere on the
East side of Houston recently?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Recently? No? No, what about? But there was a time
you know, you know, I no, never mind, you just
drove through it on your way to Louisiana. Y'll hear
the songs play sports. He keeps saying sports. Hang on,
let me check hold on sports. Yeah, he's right, sports.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Yeah, it sounds like he'd rather hear about sports then
you'll real estate shopping.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I mean, I played the music. I don't disagree with you.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Well, and it is sponsored by the Silver Slipper Casino.
Really the Silver Slipper Hotel and restaurant.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Can't you bet on sporting events at the Silver Slipper Casina?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I've heard, I've heard things. If you're there, look into
it when you go. Also, they have twenty seven slippers.
They got this cool thing, the twenty seven slippers of cash.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
That's when you win money. Yay, And who doesn't like
to win money?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Hold on, you're telling me they have actual slippers at
the Silver Slipper Because yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
You just blew my mind all over my face. Hand
me a paper top. That's what I meant to do.
That's unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Also, if you go to the Silver Slipper Facebook page,
you can see pictures of us.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Yeah, the Waldon Johnson Show has been there so many times.
Did they use a new photo or an old one? Well,
it's a picture that we took with a huge crowd
of people.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I don't like when they use the old photos of
me when I was fat. I like when they use
the newer and more handsome fishures. Shouldn't have been fatened,
I know, that's my problem.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
That time we hung out there all kinds of late
night until the early morning hours, waiting for somebody to
win that motorcycle.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
That was fun. That was a good time, had time.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
And then the guy that won it was a marine
and a motorcycle mechanic.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
He yeah, worked out pretty good for him. Yeah, it
was a cool guy. All right.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
So I Silver Slipper Casino go there today. Spit gate,
let's let's talk about it's a spit take. Spit take
is when you pretend you're drinking water and then somebody
says something funny and then you go, let's let's let's
do it right now.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Billy tell choke bro uh mayber that time Kenny got divorced.
Oh my god, Actually, that's it's not that funny.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Actually made just bit though didn't know Ben said what
they wanted to take you by surprise. It worked okay,
all right, But now I guess everybody's seen it, right, Oh,
they've seen it. Is high definition slow mo instant replay
from multiple angles from you know, skycam from everwhere sky
Rizzy Wow. Dak Prescott is on the field for the
(13:21):
Cowboys to open the game after the little kickoff, okay,
and he stepped forward. I guess he and mister Carter
Jalen Quarter of the Eagles might have had some words.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Maybe they even have a little history. I didn't look
into it. Defense has this qualifiers from the game goes.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
So Jalen Carter the focus and the star for the
Eagles on the front line. Maybe maybe if you're getting
paid millions of dollars to play a game where you
chase the ball around, don't spin it people.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Actually he chases the guy with the ball wherever it goes. Okay,
but you get my points after the all. Still, it's
a game.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
It's yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Now, Keishawn Johnson used to be a you know, a player. Uh,
used to be on the ESPN and all. He just
basically spelled it out. Everybody thinking like, what's what was
that fool thinking, well, he wouldn't think it. Jayalen Cada
is a real dumb ass, is uh? Well, well, my
boy Keyshaw, I like Keishaw. He was always good tell
it like it is. He said, he's a real dumb ass.
(14:22):
Uh he watched videos a Uh you want to know
why in college he was always in trouble.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
That's not what he said.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
I had to clean it up a little bit for
him because he's a real dumb ass.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
I mean, what is wrong with this man?
Speaker 3 (14:33):
The only thing I question is if why didn't Dak
Prescott kick his kick his nuts all the way up
to his backside?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
That's what I'm want.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
It's a good question. Now I'm gonna throw something, gonna
put something in. He was probably still in shock.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
God just spin on me.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
And by that time the referee stand I mean, the
dude is pretty stupid because he did it with the
referee standing there.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
It's like they were all in the huddle together. It
wasn't a smart idea.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
He didn't even look around to see if the cops
was why.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
All right, Now, I'm gonna take you down a road
you didn't even think you'd be driving down today. Have
you ever seen Jalen Carter and Stacy Abrams in the
same place at the same time.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
I have not, and more than one person have suggested
that they might be the same person.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
The only thing that makes them look different that is
a picture of them side by side, and it is uncanny.
Jalen Carter has a little less space between his two
front teeth at Stacy Abrams. But let's say she is
heavier than him. I believe, Oh she'd a big girl. Yeah,
she got more money. You know, she's probably eaten better.
She's come on, she's making Democrat politician money. If she
was making NFL football player money, she'd be pissed at
(15:34):
her low salary. You know, it's probably not enough money
just to even pay for her appetizers at Fridays or
Benegans or wherever she's eating it at.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Also, I know y'all promoted this ahead of time.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
I've got some very very upsetting, very sad news to
report to you from the world of sports this morning.
I'm afraid it is all over for the w NBA.
They just got off into the playoffs. Why awes, thank you? Yeah,
and now it's already over. The seasons over. Might as
well just forget you ever heard of the NBA?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
W Why easy to do.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
As you know, Caitlyn Clark has been injured there towards
the end of the season, and they kept saying, you know, well,
she healing up, she training, she getting ready for the playoffs.
Caitlyn Clark doesn't now this day she out for the season.
She ain't gonna be in no playoffs. That's it. That's
why cancel the games. Ain't nobody give a damn about
no W NBA. But I know Caitlyn Clark, especially who's
(16:30):
Angel Reese and the rest of them?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Who the sister's gonna fight?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Will now the only star in the playoffs will be
the neon green tildoes.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
What other reason will there be to watch back to
the NFL Real Quick Chiefs and Charges tonight?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
And that is gonna be on the whitey channel. I
don't get that at my house. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Back up, if you know white people, maybe they'll invite
you over to watch it as long as you, you know,
act right and bring some beer or something.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
There's no white each What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (16:56):
They used the initials, but that's how you how it is?
Why tea? That's that's who's carrying a game, whitey? Oh
my god, this is I have to explain. I have
to explain this to everyone.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
This is awkward. Do you want to do us off
the air? No?
Speaker 2 (17:10):
I have to explain it at willis that's it's not
the whitey channel, mister, Oh why why?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
All right?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
You're probably thinking that's what it's called because on black Twitter,
black people will refer to white people as why teas.
That's right, you've heard about that. Huh oh yeah, No,
I'm on black Twitter. I know why you think you
c ricking somebody do that, because that's how what they're
talking about, mister o. Respectfully, I think what they mean
is the game is on YouTube? Why tea is that
makes sense? But you're right, you YouTube? Yeah that's the thing. Yeah, Google,
(17:39):
body years has existed for years. You can watch football
on YouTube now, Yeah, I know, I'm I wouldn't rather
it be on the Whitey channel, to be honest with you.
You know, it's weird, is I kind of agree?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Kind of? It's the same thing though, isn't it. Well?
Speaker 2 (17:50):
I mean, you know who's sitting around looking at YouTube
all day if not liberals?
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Children?
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Oh oh oh, the real sports story for the weekend.
Besides you know these NFL games kicking off, the US
Open tennis tournament winding down. It's time for finals this weekend.
It's still the women's final is set. I think we
did still keep an American in there. And the men
(18:15):
they're doing the semis today. Novak's is still alive and
we'll see how it goes this afternoon. And then the
men's final is on Sunday. And guess who has announced
that he will be in the crowd in New York
City for the men's Final Donald Trump, what you think
it's a good idea for him to announce ahead of
(18:36):
time where he's going to be. There's it's real clear
between you know, the crazy people here and the Middle
East people over there who were and probably the cartels
who are. You know, they're all mad because Trump's making
America great again and they don't care for it, even
the people here.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
I don't know if he should be telling everybody where
he's going to be ahead of time. You know, I'm
kind of like the poor man Harris County version of Trump.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
You keep telling everybody where you're going to be, and
the next thing, you know what, You're lucky stalkers haven't
just like popped up out of the woods and chased
you around.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
All that being said, today the Braves are taking on
the Mariners Sex six fifteen on the East coast over there.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
It would be a good game to take a look
at it. Then he got the Rangers.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Houston needs to be pulling for the Braves right now
because they need to knock Seattle down a little bit more,
you know, still in the lead but they'd take a
bigger lead, I'm sure, and the Astros starting off the
Loan Stall series tonight.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Yesterday the Yankees beat the Astros eight to four, and
today the Rangers take on the Astros seven.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Call yeah, the lone Stall series. Say yeah, I know,
we get it. Yeah, two teams in Texas. I mean
a nice stall state. I'm not sure you catching am
to this.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
It's one of my favorite things of baseball watching Dallas
take on Houston. That's a good time, dude, that'll be
fun to look at. I'm gonna put that on my
TV tonight.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Yeah, and uh, you know, not for nothing there, but
uh I may even drink a beer or two while
I'm watching it. No way, and you know, just to
celebrate the lone Stars heeries. I'll deal with the fact
that me and and my dog are both going to
be very, very gassy afterwards.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
I've been witch hunt since day one.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
I've been fighting acquisitions after acquisition.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
So did I divide the city? Yes?
Speaker 3 (20:16):
No, the city was divided before I even stepped foot
into the office.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
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