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Speaker 1 (00:00):
A zoo in Michigan has announced the birth of a
pygmy hippo calf. It is official, folks. Elon Musky is
out of control.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I've got to put a stop to this. Tell him
to stop it. At the Maniac.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
You're having too many babies, buddy, It's unbelievable. Hi, welcome back.
I've been trying a livestream video here, but it's not
working very well this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Oh what happened? What's wrong?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I think it's possible. And I don't know if my
video will get taken down for saying this, but I
think it's possible my internet connection is retarded.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Oh yeah, that could be.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Like it's not like it's slow to connect, is what
I mean, not anything about like a mental handicap or anything.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Retarding It means slowing things down right, tardad means it's
been slowed down.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Y'all get that. Actually they're really offended by that. Yeah,
I know.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
But, like we were saying before, these college kids, when
you get to see them out in their own natural environment,
and like watching bears with binoculars from a distance, you
learn more about them. And we're starting to learn that
a lot of these college kids don't look like they
could have got out of third grade. From back when
I was in school. You know, they used to have
(01:10):
rules about you had to be able to learn, pass
a test, pass a course before.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
They'd move you on to the next grade.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Well, for the last couple of decades at least kind
of came along with funfair. Soccer came funfair graduation from
high school didn't matter if you learned anything. What is
it some of these towns that have like sixty percent
what's that thing where you can't read and write?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Literacy? Right? Tell us again how smart you are? Yeah? Yeah,
their literacy is literally not there.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
They ain't real bright, is what I'm saying. But the
teachers are told, well, we can't hold them back. You know,
that would be racist, it would be hateful, it would
be all kind to terrible things to hold anyboddy back
and maybe try again see if they might learn.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I believe the policy was called No Child Left Behind.
It's been around since two thousand and two. It's one
of those NEOCLM things from the early two thousands, they said,
what if we just pass every kid even if they're
dumb asses?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Didn't that come along about the same time Hilary told
us it takes a village.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
That's terrifying. It doesn't actually take I looked into it,
a dull village. Just let us down. Yeah, I looked
into it. It doesn't actually take a village. In fact, there's
probably a lot of people in that village you don't
want raising your kid. You know, it's a handful of
people you shouldn't let come within five hundred yards of
your kid. I'm just saying, you know, not everybody needs
to be around your children. I'm kind of the opposite
(02:42):
of that, whereas I don't want people's kids getting anywhere
near me.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
You know it's you. That's great. You have a kid.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I don't know why he's got to touch all my stuff.
Could you get him out of my lid? His hands
are sticky, Get him out of my studio. I don't
want him in here.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I hate sticky gone gay? What what do you mean
by no kids? Oh? Okay, got it? Among other great reasons, Well,
anyway are wrong with being gay? You know that, right?
I mean, obviously there's nothing wrong with being gay.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
There's anything wrong with that? Yeah, we learn that from TV.
Well that's what Charlie Kirk proved he proved it Seinfeld first,
not that there's anything wrong with that, but.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
He did he the Seinfeld Show. But did he prove
it or did he just attempt to put out you
just you just have to say stuff. Oh you know,
it's just say stuff. You don't have to come with
the evidence or the receipts.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Well, that's great, I'm good at that. Yeah, of course,
just mouth off. That's the way things get done today.
Just mouth il han Omar one of the latest leftists
to mouth off about Charlie Kirk. Were those of you
who think Charlie Kirk was all all good and everything,
then you're full.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Of what do you thought of shin Nola?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, okay, yeah, Well, ilhan Omar denigrated Charlie Kirk and
then last night she claimed that actually she supports him
and feels bad for his wife. And you can't be both.
You can't go out and say that he was a bigoted, racist, misogynist, transphobe, islamophobe.
And then as people are pointing out how your rhetoric
is what's causing people to get hurt, rebottle it by
(04:15):
saying I know you are but one of mine.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
And it's usually the first thing they spew is their
true feelings, and then they are told but somebody smarter
than them that.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
They should probably cover that up. Right. South Carolina high
school teacher has lost their job. I don't even know
if it was a man or a woman.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
High school teacher South Carolina putting stuff on social media
about celebrating the death of Charlie Kirk.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
They're gone.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Carolina Panthers, professional NFL football team, public relations media director,
the guy's in charge of their media had to put
stuff out hateful things about how happy they were about
Charlie Kirk being murdered. They've lost their job. Iil Hanover
(05:03):
probably should be next, but she won't.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Maybe celebrating death all the time and encouraging violence isn't
a good idea. And if anybody thinks the Democrats aren't
doing that, I'd well, I'd like to offer this as
a rebuttal.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
You know why there aren't uprisings all of the country,
and maybe they will be. There needs to be unrest
in the streets. For as long as there is in
rest in our lives. We'd be better to throw a punch.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
You have to be to throw a punch.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Donald Trump, I think you need to go back and
then punch him in a face that I thought he
should have punched him in the face.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I feel like punching him. I'd like to take him
behind the gym. If I were in high school.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
We were in high school, I take you behind the
gym and beat the hell out of him. No, I
wish we're in high school to take it behind the gym.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
I will go and take Trump out to night.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Take him out.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Now, when was the last time an actor assassinator of
a president?
Speaker 4 (05:48):
They're still gonna have to go out and put a
bullet in Donald Trump.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Show me where it says that protests are supposed to
be polite and peaceful.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Man, no good.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Anyway, I have thought an awful lot about blowing up
the wine house. Please get up in the face of
some congress people.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
People will do what they do.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I want to tell you, Lord Dutch, I want to
tell you, Gavinaught, you have relieved the world when and
you will pay.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Top ride the thought of Chuck Schumer.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Obviously it's bad that they're doing that because they're encouraging
people to be violent, but it isn't all.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
It's kind of funny.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Well, the fact that Joe Biden thinks he's gonna take
anybody behind the gym and give him a whoopin' is hilarious,
Chuck Schumer, none of these.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
What is sad, though, is that these aren't.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Just random citizens on social media, mouth and off the
keyboard commandos all that bravery behind their computer screen. One
of these people that are spewing all this hate and violence,
most of elected officials, politicians that are supposedly the best
of us to help us run this country.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
See, I think I think they're not that great.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I find them to be douchebags or yeah, find them
to be a little obnoxious. But that part about them
going out and throat punching people that Nancy Pelosi said
that out loud in a public place. Do you think
she even knew what it meant. I mean, she says
it with such gusto, such, we're gonna throat punch people. Wait, lady,
you're eighty years old. You want to throat punch people?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
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Speaker 4 (07:32):
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Speaker 1 (07:48):
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Speaker 2 (07:52):
Wonderlusson and Johnson Radio Network. Get away with that, get
away with wool what you getting away? Woo?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Just like it kicks in and going bomenos and then
everybody's like, yeah, yeah, y'all not do that, ken, No
one even knows what bominos means.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Well, there's a lot of rules for white people in
this world now, not much for anybody else.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
So much.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Just as long we can keep the white folks under control,
I think we'll all be okay.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
All right, Well, it does seem like they found a
way to keep them under control. We have news for Mississippi.
Mississippi is experiencing a venereal disease epidemic.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Whoa. It is giving new meaning to the term Mississippi burning.
Oh dear. So you know, if you been scratching no
and just I'll bet that's irritating.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
If you think you might be one of the people
affected by this, we would recommend you just get up
and go to Alabama.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
They don't have the problem over there.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Scoot over yeah, what the what kind of the neural
disease do you think they're looking at? There's a bunch
of different kinds, you know, STD in Mississippi. Let's see,
let's look it up here, Billy, I just going to be.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
The SIEF.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Basics, you know, siphless gunnery of those are the basics.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Do they call it the sef your neighborhood? Like a
that's like a nickname for they have for it or not?
The scyths like in Star Wars' sound like you know,
but you know, sky high rates, a GONNERHIEA, chlamydia and
HIV PO Two of those things are easily fixed with
an anti biotic, and the other one you could kill.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
You, But these days it doesn't. Usually I'm much much
better at handling the HIV.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I know I've made this point before, but isn't it
weird how there's like a there's like an STD that
you can easily care just by getting an anti biotic,
and yet it doesn't go away, like we we have
a way to fix it.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
How is that still around?
Speaker 3 (09:38):
I think the kind of injections that people are giving
each other are happening more rapidly than the kind of
injections you get at the doctor's office if you drift.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I think I do. Yeah, I think I get that.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Good question because your memory is probably a little better
than than mine. And well, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
You're you're pretty distracted by so.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Many things going on, you know, in your personal life
as well as in the news game.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
No, my personal life is very boring, actually, is it? Yeah,
nothing going on?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Okay, Well have you you've been reading your phone.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
A lot this week? What's that all about? Well? I have?
Or did you not want to say? I'm addicted to Twitter.
I just love it.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
It's okay, you know how fetinyl addicts are. That's how
I am about writing spicy tweets. And my tweets are
so spicy. They're the spiciest.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
They're like a ghost peppers or the Reaper or whatever,
the really good ones. Remember what halapenos When I was
a kid, jalapeno peppers.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
About the about the spiciest thing you could eat.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Yeah, nowadays it's nothing. They just start, I guess in
a lab somewhere. They just started brewing up hotter, spicier
peppers all the time. Now, eat a hilopeno pepper like
it's a popsiclea they It's true.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
They came up with a spicier pepper. I didn't see
that coming. Yew also came up with a way to
dehat the hilopenos.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Right, if you remember that, you remember a project that
they were into.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
You know they did the same thing when the Islamic extreamers.
First there was a Taliban and then al Keda came out.
They're like, this is like Taliban times ten. And then
Isis came out and they were like, this is like
al Qaeda times one hundred, right.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Like, how is it there? The next one? Oh? Good lord?
And fentanyl. Isn't that just super heroin The reason I
was asking about your memory.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Is because I I've read several stories, but I don't
I don't remember where to find them now. Earlier this week,
Donald Trump went out to dinner in Washington, DC. Remember
that that was just like Monday or Tuesday, to prove
the point that it was safe.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
It was safe. They didn't go out to dinner in Utah. No.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
So while he was out there talking about going out
to dinner, they interviewed some people and the restaurant owners
were saying that they were kind of hurting for customers.
Before Trump made DC safer, they were talking to people
on the streets said they didn't feel safe going out
after dark, but now they are so. Trump went out
to Joe's stone Crabs, and the news the next day.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Not Joe's crab Shack. Different boy, they're strikingly similar names.
I'm more high end.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
And Trump's been a fan of Joe's Stone Crabs since
back in the nineties at least. He's been eating there since,
way before he had political aspirations and would actually order
some of this. He said he loves their stone Crabs.
He would order them for mar Alago events, that sort
of thing.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Bill, Yeah, didn't you say that you had a friend
with kidney stones.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
That's not how he got them, did he? Not even
the same thing? Okay, good, but they don't want that. No.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
The question is, did you read any stories about how
Trump was run out of the restaurant? No by protesters.
I've seen several. They are just absolutely lies, absolutely made up.
They would want you to think that every time a
Republican goes out in public, that there's just a ton
of people hating them and protesting them and running them
(12:52):
out of restaurants.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Or any other public space. It didn't happen.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
I read the whole story and read through it again
just to make sure, and they said Trump was met
with applause when he came into the restaurant.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
That's what I saw.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
A small group of people who were protesting him. And
he went around the restaurant, talked to some people, told
him feel free to enjoy yourself, have a great time,
you won't get mugged going home, and all this kind
of stuff. And at the end of the story they
talk about the fact that Trump sat down for dinner
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and afterwards, which means he stayed there the whole time. Afterwards,
he told everybody how great the food was, how much
he enjoyed himself, and that everybody should feel free, at
least in DC right now, to go and enjoy. They
had crab, shrimp, salad, steak, and dessert.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
And what do you think they had for dessert. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
But the point is he wasn't run out of the
restaurant when he went out in Washington, d C.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
But the news stories exist that say he was. I'm
just I'm looking for it.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
So I do find a couple of clips here of
someone in the restaurant calling him hitler.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
But then there's also a clip of people cheering for him.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
So absolutely, and then they ran the protesters off because
they were disturbing the people trying to enjoy their dinner.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
And here's what they're not telling you, because I'm looking
at it on my screen right now. The anti Trump
protester is holding up a Palestine banner.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Oh, it's always about, you know, the free Palestine. I mean,
they protest about so many different things. Nobody can have
a cohesive fault anymore that everybody gets behind.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
And they're kind of interesting too, how the protesters sort
of sound like people at a baseball game, but they're
saying Islamic extremist stuff.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
They're like, free, free Palestine. Yeah, death to the idea.
You've been holding a Palestine flag right there?
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yeah, that's it, right, And it sort of looks like
the thing he's holding up in the right it's a girl.
I think I don't know what she is, and Trump
is Hitler. Yeah, I saw that too.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Obviously.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
It looks like the person with the Palestine flag, it
almost looks like it's it's not a rag their flag.
It looks like one of those what are they wearing
a beauty pageant over your sash?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yeah, it's a sash. Yeah, how do you find a
Palestine sash? Maybe they make their own. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Well, you know, that's just the news is just filled
with lies all the time. You have to stay tuned
to this show for us to weed out some of
that ridiculousness.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
If they made it themselves, do you think they knitted it? Uh?
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Oh, don't tell me they're knitters. Wow, certainbody looks that way.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Republicans just want sexy white girls with perfectly rounds in
their ads.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
We're here to say no to that.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
Democrats are a party of ugly ass people, and we
want representation. You know, maybe some non binary Latino midgets,
maybe a couple of fat shamikas eating fried chicken and
fighting at a carnival cruise or a waffle house. Any
ugly people, if they're too ugly to go outside, that's
our people.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson
A zoo in Michigan has announced the birth of a
pygmy hippo calf. It is official, folks. Elon Musky is
out of control.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I've got to put a stop to this. Tell him
to stop it. At the Maniac.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
You're having too many babies, buddy, It's unbelievable. Hi, welcome back.
I've been trying a livestream video here, but it's not
working very well this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Oh what happened? What's wrong?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I think it's possible. And I don't know if my
video will get taken down for saying this, but I
think it's possible my internet connection is retarded.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Oh yeah, that could be.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Like it's not like it's slow to connect, is what
I mean, not anything about like a mental handicap or anything.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Retarding It means slowing things down right, tardad means it's
been slowed down.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Y'all get that. Actually they're really offended by that. Yeah,
I know.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
But, like we were saying before, these college kids, when
you get to see them out in their own natural environment,
and like watching bears with binoculars from a distance, you
learn more about them. And we're starting to learn that
a lot of these college kids don't look like they
could have got out of third grade. From back when
I was in school. You know, they used to have
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rules about you had to be able to learn, pass
a test, pass a course before.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
They'd move you on to the next grade.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Well, for the last couple of decades at least kind
of came along with funfair. Soccer came funfair graduation from
high school didn't matter if you learned anything. What is
it some of these towns that have like sixty percent
what's that thing where you can't read and write?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Literacy? Right? Tell us again how smart you are? Yeah? Yeah,
their literacy is literally not there.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
They ain't real bright, is what I'm saying. But the
teachers are told, well, we can't hold them back. You know,
that would be racist, it would be hateful, it would
be all kind to terrible things to hold anyboddy back
and maybe try again see if they might learn.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I believe the policy was called No Child Left Behind.
It's been around since two thousand and two. It's one
of those NEOCLM things from the early two thousands, they said,
what if we just pass every kid even if they're
dumb asses?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Didn't that come along about the same time Hilary told
us it takes a village.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
That's terrifying. It doesn't actually take I looked into it,
a dull village. Just let us down. Yeah, I looked
into it. It doesn't actually take a village. In fact, there's
probably a lot of people in that village you don't
want raising your kid. You know, it's a handful of
people you shouldn't let come within five hundred yards of
your kid. I'm just saying, you know, not everybody needs
to be around your children. I'm kind of the opposite
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of that, whereas I don't want people's kids getting anywhere
near me.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
You know it's you. That's great. You have a kid.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I don't know why he's got to touch all my stuff.
Could you get him out of my lid? His hands
are sticky, Get him out of my studio. I don't
want him in here.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I hate sticky gone gay? What what do you mean
by no kids? Oh? Okay, got it? Among other great reasons, Well,
anyway are wrong with being gay? You know that, right?
I mean, obviously there's nothing wrong with being gay.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
There's anything wrong with that? Yeah, we learn that from TV.
Well that's what Charlie Kirk proved he proved it Seinfeld first,
not that there's anything wrong with that, but.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
He did he the Seinfeld Show. But did he prove
it or did he just attempt to put out you
just you just have to say stuff. Oh you know,
it's just say stuff. You don't have to come with
the evidence or the receipts.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Well, that's great, I'm good at that. Yeah, of course,
just mouth off. That's the way things get done today.
Just mouth il han Omar one of the latest leftists
to mouth off about Charlie Kirk. Were those of you
who think Charlie Kirk was all all good and everything,
then you're full.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Of what do you thought of shin Nola?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, okay, yeah, Well, ilhan Omar denigrated Charlie Kirk and
then last night she claimed that actually she supports him
and feels bad for his wife. And you can't be both.
You can't go out and say that he was a bigoted, racist, misogynist, transphobe, islamophobe.
And then as people are pointing out how your rhetoric
is what's causing people to get hurt, rebottle it by
(04:15):
saying I know you are but one of mine.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
And it's usually the first thing they spew is their
true feelings, and then they are told but somebody smarter
than them that.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
They should probably cover that up. Right. South Carolina high
school teacher has lost their job. I don't even know
if it was a man or a woman.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
High school teacher South Carolina putting stuff on social media
about celebrating the death of Charlie Kirk.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
They're gone.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Carolina Panthers, professional NFL football team, public relations media director,
the guy's in charge of their media had to put
stuff out hateful things about how happy they were about
Charlie Kirk being murdered. They've lost their job. Iil Hanover
(05:03):
probably should be next, but she won't.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Maybe celebrating death all the time and encouraging violence isn't
a good idea. And if anybody thinks the Democrats aren't
doing that, I'd well, I'd like to offer this as
a rebuttal.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
You know why there aren't uprisings all of the country,
and maybe they will be. There needs to be unrest
in the streets. For as long as there is in
rest in our lives. We'd be better to throw a punch.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
You have to be to throw a punch.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Donald Trump, I think you need to go back and
then punch him in a face that I thought he
should have punched him in the face.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I feel like punching him. I'd like to take him
behind the gym. If I were in high school.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
We were in high school, I take you behind the
gym and beat the hell out of him. No, I
wish we're in high school to take it behind the gym.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
I will go and take Trump out to night.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Take him out.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Now, when was the last time an actor assassinator of
a president?
Speaker 4 (05:48):
They're still gonna have to go out and put a
bullet in Donald Trump.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Show me where it says that protests are supposed to
be polite and peaceful.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Man, no good.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Anyway, I have thought an awful lot about blowing up
the wine house. Please get up in the face of
some congress people.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
People will do what they do.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I want to tell you, Lord Dutch, I want to
tell you, Gavinaught, you have relieved the world when and
you will pay.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Top ride the thought of Chuck Schumer.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Obviously it's bad that they're doing that because they're encouraging
people to be violent, but it isn't all.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
It's kind of funny.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Well, the fact that Joe Biden thinks he's gonna take
anybody behind the gym and give him a whoopin' is hilarious,
Chuck Schumer, none of these.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
What is sad, though, is that these aren't.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Just random citizens on social media, mouth and off the
keyboard commandos all that bravery behind their computer screen. One
of these people that are spewing all this hate and violence,
most of elected officials, politicians that are supposedly the best
of us to help us run this country.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
See, I think I think they're not that great.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I find them to be douchebags or yeah, find them
to be a little obnoxious. But that part about them
going out and throat punching people that Nancy Pelosi said
that out loud in a public place. Do you think
she even knew what it meant. I mean, she says
it with such gusto, such, we're gonna throat punch people. Wait, lady,
you're eighty years old. You want to throat punch people?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
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Speaker 1 (07:48):
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Speaker 2 (07:52):
Wonderlusson and Johnson Radio Network. Get away with that, get
away with wool what you getting away? Woo?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Just like it kicks in and going bomenos and then
everybody's like, yeah, yeah, y'all not do that, ken, No
one even knows what bominos means.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Well, there's a lot of rules for white people in
this world now, not much for anybody else.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
So much.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Just as long we can keep the white folks under control,
I think we'll all be okay.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
All right, Well, it does seem like they found a
way to keep them under control. We have news for Mississippi.
Mississippi is experiencing a venereal disease epidemic.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Whoa. It is giving new meaning to the term Mississippi burning.
Oh dear. So you know, if you been scratching no
and just I'll bet that's irritating.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
If you think you might be one of the people
affected by this, we would recommend you just get up
and go to Alabama.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
They don't have the problem over there.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Scoot over yeah, what the what kind of the neural
disease do you think they're looking at? There's a bunch
of different kinds, you know, STD in Mississippi. Let's see,
let's look it up here, Billy, I just going to be.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
The SIEF.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Basics, you know, siphless gunnery of those are the basics.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Do they call it the sef your neighborhood? Like a
that's like a nickname for they have for it or not?
The scyths like in Star Wars' sound like you know,
but you know, sky high rates, a GONNERHIEA, chlamydia and
HIV PO Two of those things are easily fixed with
an anti biotic, and the other one you could kill.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
You, But these days it doesn't. Usually I'm much much
better at handling the HIV.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I know I've made this point before, but isn't it
weird how there's like a there's like an STD that
you can easily care just by getting an anti biotic,
and yet it doesn't go away, like we we have
a way to fix it.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
How is that still around?
Speaker 3 (09:38):
I think the kind of injections that people are giving
each other are happening more rapidly than the kind of
injections you get at the doctor's office if you drift.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I think I do. Yeah, I think I get that.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Good question because your memory is probably a little better
than than mine. And well, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
You're you're pretty distracted by so.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Many things going on, you know, in your personal life
as well as in the news game.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
No, my personal life is very boring, actually, is it? Yeah,
nothing going on?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Okay, Well have you you've been reading your phone.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
A lot this week? What's that all about? Well? I have?
Or did you not want to say? I'm addicted to Twitter.
I just love it.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
It's okay, you know how fetinyl addicts are. That's how
I am about writing spicy tweets. And my tweets are
so spicy. They're the spiciest.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
They're like a ghost peppers or the Reaper or whatever,
the really good ones. Remember what halapenos When I was
a kid, jalapeno peppers.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
About the about the spiciest thing you could eat.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Yeah, nowadays it's nothing. They just start, I guess in
a lab somewhere. They just started brewing up hotter, spicier
peppers all the time. Now, eat a hilopeno pepper like
it's a popsiclea they It's true.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
They came up with a spicier pepper. I didn't see
that coming. Yew also came up with a way to
dehat the hilopenos.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Right, if you remember that, you remember a project that
they were into.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
You know they did the same thing when the Islamic extreamers.
First there was a Taliban and then al Keda came out.
They're like, this is like Taliban times ten. And then
Isis came out and they were like, this is like
al Qaeda times one hundred, right.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Like, how is it there? The next one? Oh? Good lord?
And fentanyl. Isn't that just super heroin The reason I
was asking about your memory.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Is because I I've read several stories, but I don't
I don't remember where to find them now. Earlier this week,
Donald Trump went out to dinner in Washington, DC. Remember
that that was just like Monday or Tuesday, to prove
the point that it was safe.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
It was safe. They didn't go out to dinner in Utah. No.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
So while he was out there talking about going out
to dinner, they interviewed some people and the restaurant owners
were saying that they were kind of hurting for customers.
Before Trump made DC safer, they were talking to people
on the streets said they didn't feel safe going out
after dark, but now they are so. Trump went out
to Joe's stone Crabs, and the news the next day.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Not Joe's crab Shack. Different boy, they're strikingly similar names.
I'm more high end.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
And Trump's been a fan of Joe's Stone Crabs since
back in the nineties at least. He's been eating there since,
way before he had political aspirations and would actually order
some of this. He said he loves their stone Crabs.
He would order them for mar Alago events, that sort
of thing.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Bill, Yeah, didn't you say that you had a friend
with kidney stones.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
That's not how he got them, did he? Not even
the same thing? Okay, good, but they don't want that. No.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
The question is, did you read any stories about how
Trump was run out of the restaurant? No by protesters.
I've seen several. They are just absolutely lies, absolutely made up.
They would want you to think that every time a
Republican goes out in public, that there's just a ton
of people hating them and protesting them and running them
(12:52):
out of restaurants.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Or any other public space. It didn't happen.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
I read the whole story and read through it again
just to make sure, and they said Trump was met
with applause when he came into the restaurant.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
That's what I saw.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
A small group of people who were protesting him. And
he went around the restaurant, talked to some people, told
him feel free to enjoy yourself, have a great time,
you won't get mugged going home, and all this kind
of stuff. And at the end of the story they
talk about the fact that Trump sat down for dinner
(13:27):
and afterwards, which means he stayed there the whole time. Afterwards,
he told everybody how great the food was, how much
he enjoyed himself, and that everybody should feel free, at
least in DC right now, to go and enjoy. They
had crab, shrimp, salad, steak, and dessert.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
And what do you think they had for dessert. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
But the point is he wasn't run out of the
restaurant when he went out in Washington, d C.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
But the news stories exist that say he was. I'm
just I'm looking for it.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
So I do find a couple of clips here of
someone in the restaurant calling him hitler.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
But then there's also a clip of people cheering for him.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
So absolutely, and then they ran the protesters off because
they were disturbing the people trying to enjoy their dinner.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
And here's what they're not telling you, because I'm looking
at it on my screen right now. The anti Trump
protester is holding up a Palestine banner.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Oh, it's always about, you know, the free Palestine. I mean,
they protest about so many different things. Nobody can have
a cohesive fault anymore that everybody gets behind.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
And they're kind of interesting too, how the protesters sort
of sound like people at a baseball game, but they're
saying Islamic extremist stuff.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
They're like, free, free Palestine. Yeah, death to the idea.
You've been holding a Palestine flag right there?
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yeah, that's it, right, And it sort of looks like
the thing he's holding up in the right it's a girl.
I think I don't know what she is, and Trump
is Hitler. Yeah, I saw that too.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Obviously.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
It looks like the person with the Palestine flag, it
almost looks like it's it's not a rag their flag.
It looks like one of those what are they wearing
a beauty pageant over your sash?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yeah, it's a sash. Yeah, how do you find a
Palestine sash? Maybe they make their own. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Well, you know, that's just the news is just filled
with lies all the time. You have to stay tuned
to this show for us to weed out some of
that ridiculousness.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
If they made it themselves, do you think they knitted it? Uh?
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Oh, don't tell me they're knitters. Wow, certainbody looks that way.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Republicans just want sexy white girls with perfectly rounds in
their ads.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
We're here to say no to that.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
Democrats are a party of ugly ass people, and we
want representation. You know, maybe some non binary Latino midgets,
maybe a couple of fat shamikas eating fried chicken and
fighting at a carnival cruise or a waffle house. Any
ugly people, if they're too ugly to go outside, that's
our people.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
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