D.C Doesn’t Know Chain of Command - THU 5.1

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You got a gourd to loin. I've heard people say
it before.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
I always sat at has something to do with old
ladies underwear or something.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Not exactly, but I get your point. Yeah, they don't
do a lot of girding these.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Days for loining. No, what are loins? When are they?
That's this area right in here. Okay, I thought so.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
You kind of want to wrap it up, keep it
tight so stuff doesn't flop around during battle.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Can be very distracting, you know, Oh, gird you're loined.
There you go.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
It makes perfect sense now, I guess in Canada they
don't have to worry about that. No, no, because they're
all castrated like a little bunch of little cuckold bitches.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Canadia seems to be on your mind this morning.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
I have seen twice in the last I don't know,
several hours here. I get up early and watch the
news and listen to the news, and drink coffee and
digest the news, and just notice more than once here
Canadian people as a nation seem to bend over an
awful lot and grab their ankles and spread their cheeks
to communism, Islamo fascism, and LGBTQ mafia name an absurd

(01:05):
group of people that don't represent the masses and that
and I will show you a group of people that
Canada will bend the need to. We'll just be jumping
up a down, like on South Park. There's a news
story today about the Toronto Film Festival. You must love
the Toronto Film Fest, which you're kidding? Yeah, when is
it not? It's coming up in October? Wait, no, is

(01:25):
it in Toronto? It's in Toronto. Yeah, I've never been.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
They say it's I don't hear anything about Toronto.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Well they're getting ready for it. I don't actually know
when it is. But in the news story they mentioned
October because of October seventh, the day that Hamas decided
to rape a bunch of women to death at a
music festival in the desert in Israel while people were murdered.
And I know you don't like when I explain it
like that, rape to death while they're murdered, but that's

(01:52):
what happened to me. Yeah, some of them weren't rape
but they were still killed. The Toronto Film Festival, and
this is a microcosm of a big problem right now.
The Toronto Film Festival has decided not to allow a
film to be shown because the film is about October seventh,
and they didn't get Hamas's approval. Oh no, it wouldn't
make them look bad, would it. It makes them look bad.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Oh no.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
I can't imagine the Toronto Film Festival, which is made
up of a bunch of you know, beret wearing cappuccino
sipping scarf. You know, people that own a Hamas scarf,
but they've never actually probably been to a war in
the Mid East.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
You got it off Amazon.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Probably they're into you know, electronic music in cambucha or
whatever they like. They are approving films, and they got
this film about October seventh. And so the guy at
the festival said, Hey, I noticed in the film there's
some of the victims of the family members here. You
know that you can must have got their permission, Yeah,
we got You got their permission.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
What about the terrorists? Did you ask for the terrorists?
We need to know how they feel about.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
This now, as stupid as that is. Right now, in
Europe there's a number of nations, the UK, France, Germany
for example, who are all going to recognize the Palestinian state.
And they understand right now that Israel and America are
trying to reach a truce with Hamas, and one of
the caveats, one of the little details in the truce agreement,

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the peace agreement here, is that Hamas may not be
part of the Palestinian government anymore.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
They got to go away.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
And so the people at the BBC Al Jazeera, the
Canadian broadcast company, they are aghast at the fact that
America and Israel would have the nerve to tell the
Palestinian people if a peace treaty is reached, whether or
not a terror group can openly operate within the country.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
That really upsets them.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, and that's just swell, ain't it? Was listening in
a commentary from a British journalist this morre. He says, Look,
it's not that I support Hamas. Stop right there. If
the next thing out of your mouth is shouldn't be
able to tell Hamas they can't exist after the war's over?

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Sounds like he's importing them.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
And then he says, but America can't tell Hamas they
shouldn't be allowed to exist after the war's over. It's like, Wow,
you guys are really that dumb. Yeah, it's what's the
point of this whole thing. Ben, if you're gonna still
let the terrorism group exist in the place where terrorism
is a big problem.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Wasn't that the whole point of this? Has everyone lost
their effing minds?

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Yes, yes, everyone has. You you'll settle right in once
you realize that is the case. And Canada is not
the only ones. I mean there may be, you know,
going about it even more overboard than America. But we
got a lot of Americans embracing well socialism, but communism basically.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, or Islamo communism, looking forward to something new.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
It's one of those things where I don't like how
it's going here, so we're gonna try something else.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Do you know what's gonna happen?

Speaker 3 (04:58):
No, but I just don't like the old Let's let's
just do something different.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Replace the system that works with something that sounds good. Yeah,
well what sounds good to who? Well, these college kids
that have never had a job before, we're explaining it.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
To us, makes perfect sense. And who told them about it?

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Some professor who's never had a job before, and who
told him about it?

Speaker 1 (05:17):
A terrorist?

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Oh wait, that's your chain of command? Is a bunch
of unemployed academic liberal hippies.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
And terrorists about the police chief and DC not knowing
what chain of commandment went wildly viral nationwide. Now everybody's
playing this clip. It showed up in a Facebook fee.
I mean it was just everywhere. She's like a chain
of command? What's that the chief of police?

Speaker 1 (05:46):
What do you think? Where'd you get that chief thing?
Where'd that come from?

Speaker 4 (05:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Why is it that every big city except maybe Houston
has a police chief that is some old lady.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
None of these.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Police forces have a single person who's equipped to run
the team that's just like a regular guy that's been
on the front lines of crime for the past thirty year.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Old men or sexists or racists and all the otherists
you can think of. So it had to be a woman.
And you know, some of the women tend to get
a little smart with you, So yeah, they had to
pick people that don't know what they're doing.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
This is another example of it's so much diversity that
there's no much no diversity at all. Here's the police
chief Steve was just describing, and standing next to her
is an attorney who's the attorney is a black lady.
The police chief's an old black lady standing behind her
is another person. An administrative person is another old black lady. Look,
I don't have a problem with a white women at

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or the white guys, or the Asian guys, or the
Latino men, or the you know, the Filipino women, or
everyone on the police force is an old black lady. Look,
I get it, they deserve to be there, sure, But
isn't it weird that there's no one else there?

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Are we only sending old black women in the National
Guard to to go help. That's maybe the only reason
it would work.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Here's the police chief of Washington, d C.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
A very smart, old black woman who, by the way,
it's besides the point, But have you noticed she's gone
out of her way to try to look like you
and me?

Speaker 1 (07:15):
What's the deal.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
With all these lesbians trying to look like white guys.
It doesn't matter that haircuts not flattering anyway, Here she is.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
That's what the shane of command is. Now what does
that mean?

Speaker 4 (07:25):
Well?

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Is it cam Bondi speaking for the mayor? Does this work? So?
Hang on, here's a different black lady to explain.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Wait, why couldn't the police Do you know what the
chain of command is?

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Right?

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Now?

Speaker 2 (07:37):
What does that mean? What's that mean? Hang on, the
mayor is also an old black lady. She could probably
feel this one for you.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Out of all three of them up there, one of
them is bound to get it close.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Oh, I'm sure somebody will. Yeah. Thursday, Thursday. I want
some coffee. I want coffee. What do you want for breakfast?
Just coffee, Just coffee. I'll just have coffee.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Jeffeine is not a says you.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Walton on some wrong with him? Perhaps we should call
somebody nine one one. Did people really talk like that
in the eighties? Eight two? I did? Yeah. Unfortunately, quite
a few people did. What happened to people's voices?

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Like when you hear a video or a movie from
the early twentieth century, Well I said, I ask, yep,
it's time for you and I to go down to
the see the Nancy Dancy is at the five and Diamond.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Get ourselves a little fizzy pop. Admit it.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
That's your your favorite of all the accents that are
common in this country.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
You love it.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
The Transatlantic accent is actually a great one because it
was never a real accent. Hollywood and the American media
created that accent because they wanted people to speak in
a certain way in films, so it would play in
both the United States and the United Kingdom. It was
called the trans Atlantic accent. It was a thing that
Hollywood came up with because they thought, oh, this is

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close enough to British and close enough to Americans, then
in between, and so everybody will like it. Say that, damn,
you've got gams Forday she does. Look at I go,
you gotta like that. Why that's how ius of a
different color? What the hell is he talking about? It
doesn't matter. It's the way he says it. That's just
so entertaining. When he opens his mouth, no one understands it.

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California is the state that watches the most porn, according
to a new report, California. We would congratulate you and
shake your hand, but you know, you know, not trying
to get that on me. I have to wonder at
some point here, if God is real, and I think
he is, it's just a matter of time for California

(09:38):
falls into the ocean. I'm sure we all agree that had.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
It is just a matter of time. Billy ed does
a pretty good job keeping us updated with all the
different volcano eruptions, earthquakes, and tsunami warnings that are taking place,
especially in the Ring of Fire all around the Pacific Ocean,
from California down South America, over and around up Indonesia

(10:01):
and Asia and back around of Rukshia and Alaska. It's
a big circle rounding a round it goes, and there's
just been no We don't know if there's always a
lot of earthquake activity and somebody in the news just
decided to start spotlighting it more, or if there's just
a lot more earthquakes going on now then there used
to be. But there's a lot more coverage of them,

(10:22):
that's for sure.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
The very religious Westboro Baptist Church types, Oh yeah, they're fun,
aren't they. And the climate change people they don't tend
to agree on much, but they all agree that Guam
is going to capsize.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
That's common science at this.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Point, and California must fall into the ocean, and the
sea levels are rising, and exactly fire and brimstone and
what'd you say, Gurdier lines?

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Is that? Yeah? Do it?

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Saying as camp it's time to card your lines. So
we're going down to the Skip Easy so we can
listen to some jazz music. There's a colored boy down there.
He really blows into that trumpet the way I like it.
Oh yeah, sorry, there's a what boy?

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Well, you know that's you can say things like that
when you speak that way, because it just seems harmless,
doesn't it.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
For some reason, if you do that voice, you could
be very racist and people don't even notice.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Just expected.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Yeah, if you weren't come from a different time, you know,
where the things.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Were different, if you weren't racist, it would be more suspicious.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Why isn't he being right? That's weird.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
He seems awfully inclusive for a guy from the early
twentieth century, No kidding.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Anyway.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Trump asked about the statehood for Washington, d C. During
that Kennedy Center event that they just had, and I
just love the way that he explains things, ladies and gentlemen,
the leader of the free world.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Statehood is ridiculous. We want to straighten the place out.
Statehood's ridiculous, it's unacceptable.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Why would we want Washington, d C? To get two
more senators? Are you people out of your mind?

Speaker 1 (11:47):
No kidding? Do you think they could be? Would they
be responsible enough for that? No?

Speaker 2 (11:52):
That's not responsible. Now, it's like giving a handgun to
a toddler. What do you think is gonna happen? No,
do not to give them a gun? I mean two senators.
That's a terrible idea. Yeah, and so anyway, we're lasted
twenty four hours here away from Donald Trump hanging out
with the vodka sipping bear writing shirtless leader of Russia,

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fresh off of his performing of coitus with Pamela Anderson
and saving the baby seals Vladimir Putin.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
It's gotta be fun.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
Yeah, I wonder if Trump's been secretly, you know, working out,
pumping up lifting, you know, uh, just to get ready
for this.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Well, Trump's on an FAFO alert face.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Any consequences if Vladimir Putin does not agree to stop
the war after your meeting on Friday, Yes, they will
know what will the will contutions severe?

Speaker 3 (12:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Well I don't have to say they will be very
severe consequences. Yes, you don't have to say. You don't
have to tell you you work at CBS.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
Exactly general, you know, overwhelming threats that don't have any
specifics or usually way better because then you can change
your mind later.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
I don't respect CBS.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
It's not a cool news outlet like the Houston Chronicle
is you know, it makes the chronicles so cool. As
you say, well, there was one or two of recent articles,
I just feel like they really cut through to the
zeitgeist of what's going on in the community.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Really specifically me the ones you wrote.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
We were We were in the Chronicle twice this week.
And even I can't believe. I don't you know, for
years I didn't like the Houston Chronicle, and then they
got some new management recently.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
Then they picked you to be a writer, and you're like, hey,
it's a pretty good paper.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
I think our problem with them was always that people
like us don't get to have a voice in the newspaper.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Absolutely yea.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
And now they're intentionally not only is it people like us,
it's literally us. They told me I could write about
anything I like, and so yesterday that video we did
an article for I could.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Have written about skateboarding anything you like. You like skateboarding, Yeah,
but I want to write about stuff that matters, you know.
And so yesterday they published.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
An op ed from yours truly, and it did so
well that they did a video about it.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
It went wildly viral. Just again in the bow tie.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Yeah, no, that's Evan Mince, who's one of the editors there,
and apparently he enjoys this show, so I'm not going
to be mean to him.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
I'm Evan Mince, the opinion editor of the Houston Chronicle,
here to ask you a question. Why is John Cornan
pulling so poorly in its Republican primary for Senate. We
have an op ed today from talk radio host Kenny
Webster explaining why Maga Republicans would rather have Ken Paxton
as their senator than John Corner. If you want to
understand Texas politics today, you need to understand Trump voters

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and Maga Republican and here in Houston, Maga Republicans are
still a critical part of our broad political spectrum. Here
are the Houston Chronicle. We want to lift up all
of those Houston voices and reflect all of our broad
political diversity. So go to Houston Chronicle dot com slash
opinion to read the op ed and tell us what
you think.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
You get the idea, yeah, and then when you read
the comments, it's nothing but people saying, but.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
That guy's a Nazi.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
We don't know how you find out you're a Nazi
from some stranger on the Internet.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
I do.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
That's Thursday. It's Thursday and I want some coffee. I
want coffee. What do you want for breakfast? Just coffee,
Just coffee. I'll just have coffee. Thanks.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
Caffeine is not a fee group, as you Walton M.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Johnson