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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I just had two of those moments in the last
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five minutes here where I felt old.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Billiyad, you felt old? What happened? Let's started with this.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
My buddy Charles Blaine from Urban Reformed dot org, Texas
Scorecard just sent me a link to a song by
a rapper that just came out. He's like, isn't this horrible?
And I clicked on it and the rapper is like
a twelve year old or something, and I was like, yeah,
this is really bad, really bad music. I was like,
do you not like it because of the song or
because he's a twelve year old rapping about murdering people?
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And then Charles says, oh god, I didn't even realize
his age. Now I just feel old. Oh and you
felt old with him?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
I did.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I did feel But then the other thing that kind
of made me feel like a square was this what
I just did here.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
But I really feel like I needed to do this.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
About a week ago, the New York Times published an
article a hit piece. I'm the Mayor of Houston, Texas.
John Whittmeyer is a moderate Democrat who has the taken
the bold and controversial stance that elected officials and cities
should stop war worrying about Trump and start worrying about
crime and vandalism and speed bumps and homeless people and.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
The local stuff that they're actually in charge of the
thing they've been elected to do. Wow. How refreshing.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
And I wrote an article here about Whitmeyer explaining how I,
you know, like, I don't care if people I'm a
liberty Republican or a mega guy. I don't care what
people think of me. I like Whitmeyer. I think he's
a good mayor and all he's doing is just not
being nuts. In fact, our program director here at the
at our flagship station was talking to me about this
yesterday before the article was published. He said, Yo, Kenny,
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he's ten or fifteen years ago. If he was the
same guy, you wouldn't be writing a defense about him, right,
And I said, yeah, but now it's that bad now
if you're just a normal middle of the road politician
who's worried about not to sound not to repeat myself,
but speed bumps and homeless people and east scooters. Our
mayor doesn't like east scooters or bike lanes. Come on,
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he needs he deserves to be defended.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Absolutely, And you did, there.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Are these people gym, and they don't like And most
most of the people in my gym think wit Myer's okay,
but there's a couple of people who don't like him
because he took out bike lanes in our town. And
I was talking to my buddy Marty Langton, the firefighter
union president, about this, and Marty was like, you know, Kenny,
you know what you need to tell them. Those bike
lanes that they put in some of the more densely
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populated neighborhoods with little streets, the older neighborhoods, they're preventing
an ambulance from getting to your grandma that.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
The ambulance might need to come because somebody was riding
a bike in the street. I'm sorry, but you know
it's dangerous, especially in a city like this.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I mean, you're not wrong about that.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
And the lanes just kind of appear and then disappear, right,
what's wrong with the sidewalk?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
And you know what's interesting about that.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
In a normal town, in a normal city, I would
say like, yeah, okay, well, the sidewalks for walking, right,
But here's the problem with that. In Houston. Nobody's using
the sidewalk. This is no it's a big, massive city.
It's very spread out, kind of like Los Angeles. Nobody
takes public transit. Nobody rides a bike. It would take
too long. It's too hot out. You'd be peddling a
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bike all day. To drive, you'd be soaking wet. Right,
you got wherever you were going, Not from rain, just
sweat immunity.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Are we doing sports coming up here? Yes?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I didn't know if you was ever gonna stop talking
about this uh foolishness and get to the serious stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Can I do something before we get to sports? No,
I'm gonna do it. Come on, it's happening. See I knew,
I said. If I said no, you'd do it anyway.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
We're going to Patton Range. Let's go everybody. Oh, Brian
killing around the.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Caj say lose k' say no boat Yankee cup.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Back down, Hey, you're a babe.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Back up your bags, get out of by day. He
came outselth with the big check chack chets. Coaching skills
were told wreck. I knew that should have stayed at
Older Dame where he be long insteady falls and the
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tigers grown. She just loved there. Gonebo spotsy and hot,
spicy and cut Bryan turned his nose up like did
not in that to rouge.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
She never fit the scene.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
This play's word lane.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Like a bad dream.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
They fade in millions fifty four to beat for losing
games Man, that's beasts.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Some say he kiss dudes, we don't care. Put down
in the bayou, that swarm dude.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Old Ryan, jelly.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Out the.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Cageon's head, lose and anta no more.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Well, you ain't get caught in bagging down, Take.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Back up your banks, get out of the buying.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Goway, go way. We don't care where you go. Just
go get out of here. Yeah, and I know what.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
You're thinking, why didn't you just do that to the
tune of calling baton rouge since it's an lsu thing. Well,
turns out Garth Brooks threatened to sue us.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
If we did. And it ain't even his song. Yeah, unfortunately,
that's not a joke.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
We couldn't get the rights to it, we couldn't get permission,
so we had to do that instead.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Garth Brooks has all.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
The money in the world and we have almost none
as yet. He wants stuff we've got. That's not right.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
The sports reports pride to you buying. Oh that would
be my pillow.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
We just talked about all the cushy comforts of the
comforters and the pillows and the sheets and all the
rest of it. Did you mention know that if you
use a promo code WJ, you save more money?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Always?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Always My pillow dot com today used promo code WJ.
If I'm not mistaken, I believe there was a little
bit of football on TV last night.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
A matter of fact, there was Patrick Mahomes in the Kansas.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
City Chiefs secured the third straight win nay Now five
and three, and it looked like they're gonna make a
season out of it after all.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
So what did we say for our little bat yesterday?
That you were gonna wash my car? Is that?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I don't believe I said nothing about that. It does
feel like you said you were gonna do all the
rednecks that he was trying to explain points to you.
But I don't think y'all ever got it.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
No.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I think I won that bat. I'm pretty sure I
did anyway, So I called my home.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Needs to get to finish the story.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Yeah, yeah, all right, go ahead. You had right before
I gave you the score, you stopped me. Why can't wait,
score of twenty eight to seven. Did you watch the game? No?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I was just speaking last night with the Houston Young
Republicans meeting.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Oh yeah, likely, excuse I mean, I was. There were
hundreds of people there.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
First half and the second half completely different games. First half,
they even Patrick Mahomes through two interceptions. Neither one was
his fault. One bounced off of of Deebo's face mask
and the second one bounced off of Travis Kelsey's concrete fingers.
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Travis Kelsey tried to catch the ball like he's done,
you know, thousands of times before, and this time put
his hands up to catch the ball and instead of
wrapping them around the ball, he just batted it up
in the air. Somebody else caught it. So really it
wasn't interceptions so much as it was a deflections, but
it still goes in the stats against that. But then
Patrick mahone come out in the second half. The Chiefs
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shut down Washington in the second half. They didn't score,
and Patrick Mahomes through for overall three more three touchdowns
and overall at about three hundred yards of passing, so
you know, and another thirty yards on the ground here
and there, So.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
You know he did.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
All right, did you watch the baseball game last night
instead of the football game?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Okay, so again I told you I was giving a speech.
But we did have both games on the TV kind
of hot, so I was able.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
To catch a little bit of it. It just ended
and I.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Noticed that California was playing Canada, so I immediately tuned out.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Yeah, a lot of people did, except in maybe in
Los Angeles and in Toronto. But why would you want
to go there? The game win extra innings. Now, in
the regular season, they've got something called ghost runners. In
the extra innings, they will put a runner on second.
I'm sorry, ghostesses, ghostlesses.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Oh no, I don't like that. So the runner on.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Second, he just they put him there and they said,
all right, now you bring him home and you know
you're gonna score, and that's gonna when the game.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
They don't do that in the playoffs. They don't have
spooky runners. No.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
No, So the game went eighteen innings last night. That's
two games. That's real good math, Yeah it is. It's
nine and then nine more. Great job before the Dodgers
finally jacked one over the.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Wall and walk off home run six to five.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
The final after six hours and thirty nine minutes. Who
the hell could watch baseball for six hours and thirty
nine minutes.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Mister Kennieth, didn't you say you jacked one over a
wall last night? What were you guys doing playing baseball?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
It was the okay, yeah got it. Yeah, I was celebrating.
I shouldn't have done it. Obviously, had to get the
ball back and it's okay. Well, you know what happens.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
So basically, La now hit in the World Series two
to one. They're gonna play again the night and Kansas
City beat you know, Washington twenty eight to seven in
the second half. First half was just you know, like
two boxes feeling each other up. Wow, just molesting each other,
feeling them out, I think is what they taught. They
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call it normally, not feeling them up. That's just me,
I guess.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Aaron Rodn in the news today, the Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback,
that felt weird, saying.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
When you said you were feeling old earlier, I was
about to say, you know, Aaron Rodgers, he's old. Aaron
Rodgers talking about his playing his last year of football,
and you know, he's.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Kind of moving slow.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
He looks a little crippled now because he's been playing
for so long and.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
He's way younger than you.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
In Aaron Rodgers played a decent game. The problem is
the people on his team did not, so he's very angry.
Aaron Rodgers delivered a Cursefeld explosion after the game thirty
five to twenty five loss to the Green Bay Packers.
I didn't watch the game, so I just saw the
rant yesterday.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
After the lost.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Make him happy because he said before that game ever started,
he said, I'm really a Packer at heart because when
I retire, I'm retiring as a Packer, which I don't
think really won him a lot of fans in Pittsburgh,
did it.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
There was this one play where dk Metcalf drops a
pass from Aaron Rodgers and according to The New Post,
I love the New York Post lip readers. They hired
a professional lip reader to explain what Rogers was saying.
They claim Rogers on cork d rant, including fing csuckers
when Metcalf failed to catch the pass. This is Rogers
first season with the Steelers and probably true.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Yeah yeah, if he makes it all the way.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
They only halfway, so they got a lot more football
to play.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
But whatever. He's still my favorite quarterback. I don't care.
I think he's a cool guy anybody. And you know,
he only went to the Super Bowl once back in
twenty eleven, but hey, he did win, so good for him.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
It's not over yet. No, you would probably go this year, right, No?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
No, it doesn't seem like I know. I mean, I
don't know, maybe, but probably not. I wouldn't bet on
it anyway in the meantime, but I'm not a professional
better now. Brian Kelly's LSU buyoutes people cannot believe.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Did they negotiate it down?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
I heard they were negotiating it, trying to get it
down something lower.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
And not sure why he would.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Take lest if he doesn't have to last they've got,
you know, some footage or still pictures of him in
some compromising situation.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Yeah, what could it be? Why would they negotiate? Why
would he take less? It's he signed a contract, they
agreed to it. What do they have that he wants
other than like five or ten minutes with Olivia Dunn?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
I can't think of anything.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
And I guess her husband or boyfriend or whatever he
is a schemes there. He'd probably have to agree to it,
although she could just you know, Na, she wouldn't do that.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
She's a sweetie. No, she's too nice of a girl. Yeah, right,
like nowhere.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Plus she doesn't have any affiliation with the school anymore. No,
really no, maybe one of those cheerleaders.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
I don't know. Then again, he's an older guy. He
probably wouldn't even be interested. Didn't you say he likes
to kiss other men?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I had heard actually that, Uh, it's not gay. But
fifty four million dollars is fifty four million dollars. That's
what you gotta do.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yeah, welcome. We have been expecting you. Walton and Johnson.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
This UFC fighter named Bryce Mitchell. I think we've talked
about him before on the air.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
A bet you don't make fun of his name?
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Do you nothing wrong with his name? He's from Texarkana.
Bryce is one of those people that you're always making
fun of. Oh yeah, one of these new generation kids.
What's his name, Bryson or Bryce or something like that.
This guy's a name M fighter. Won't you go ahead
make fun of him?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Can he go ahead?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Bryson? Sure, I'd make fun of Bryson. Yeah, but his
name is just Bryce. No, it's just sharp for Bryson. Okay, look,
he is an MMA fighter. He's also five 't nine,
he's one hundred and thirty five pounds, so you.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Know stiff arm. Yeah, you're good at stiff arm.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Yeah, you might be good at fighting, but my arm
is longer than your whole body. I just got to
put it out here.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I want to see it.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
I want to see it when he just goes at
you like a Tasmanian devil.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
All right, Bryce is unwell. I think he's unwell.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
He is one of those conspiracy theory guys, and look,
I generally enjoy those guys. But he gets on the
internet and he made some very controversial opinions praising Adolf Hitler,
denied the Holocaust, stuff like that he used to think
that Donald Trump was great. Now he thinks Donald Trump's
the Antichrist. After praising Adolf Hitler, he said that Donald
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Trump's a bad guy. I don't even know if i'd
report on this story if it wasn't a guy that
lived in our listening area. But I don't pray. I
think there's something wrong with Bryce Mitchell. And you can
kind of tell by his haircut.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Right, Oh yeah, it looks like he did it himself.
It does, thank you, Billy. He does kind of. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
And it looks like he went left handed. I'm not
with the scissors. I'm not saying he looks like a
serial killer. Her scissor's weird, though. You ever tried to
cut something with scissors left handed?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
For some reason? It doesn't work? No, I would just
use right. I'm left handed. You have to get the
right car. That explains everything. That's more than I needed
to know.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Bryce Mitchell previously said he'd be willing to take a
bullet and die for Trump. Then he praised Hitler, and
now he says Trump is the devil? And I just
is this because he got hit in the head so
many times?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
What happened? Most likely?
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Yeah, or maybe he's now he's dating one of them
liberal radicalized women. Colin Kaepernick had the same thing happened
to him. You know, he was raised up right, and
then he started dating that woman and she turned him
around on everything. Same thing happened to that dude to
shot Uh what's his name, Charlie? Sure, Yeah, he wasn't
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a woman this time. It was like some some fluffy
boy or whatever they call him, furry furry, Yeah, the furries. Yeah, fluffy, fuzzy. Yeah,
but he turned that kid, you know. So that's how
it worked.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
I've been a mainstream right winger most of my adult life,
you know, so I I witnessed this happen. Once in
a while. One of the Normans comes over to our side,
but they swing by our little wing of the ideological
circus so quickly that they go right past us in
the neo Nazi dumb and I'm like, wait, slow down.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
It's like a speeding car just went through the neighborhood
and it's gone.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
A great example would be Kanye West, right. It's like
and so whenever one of these people join our side,
I always worry about him. Elon Musk, for example, Welcome
to the team, Elon Musk. Slow down, stop right here,
don't keep going over. There is craziness. See this guy
Bryce Mitchell said he was going to homeschool his kid
because he didn't want him to turn into a communist.
Smart yeah, and then he said, you know, he's taking
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his kid to church because he wants his kid to
love America.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
And love God. And he was going to homeschool.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Oh, he was going to homeschool his kid, which meant
somebody else was going schooling, because I don't think mister
MBMA ought to be homeschooling nobody.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I mean, I don't quite know the details here. But
then he kept going. Then he sent him a flat earther.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
He's like, turns out we found out yesterday Earth is
not flat. Uranus is right? Yeah, of all the planets,
who would have thought Uranus is flat?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I mean Taylor Swift. But so you know, this is
another one of those guys.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
He got into politics because of the pandemic, and that's
a great reason to get into politics. Look how terrible
they handled it. He swings over. He's like, I think
the pandemic is being handled poorly.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
You're right.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
I think that SARS Cove two was created in a
lab by the US government. That's true. And then he's like,
I think the Earth is flat. Stop stop price, no
too far. Come back over here, buddy. You were in
the area where you needed to be, you were in
the truth zone, and you kept going into crazy land.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Come back to us. He comes over.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
He's like, I don't want to fund both sides of
every wars. Okay, I get it. And then he's like,
it's the greedy Jews, fault, slep price, stop there.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Stop.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
At the next step, he's like, I think sometimes the
things in history books are exaggerated. That's probably true. And
then he says the Holocaust is fake. It's like a
nice dude, No, trust me, it wasn't fake. The American
military discover our country is the ones that made this
great discoveries, the millions of witnesses.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yes, it definitely happened, and people from every walks of life,
from around the world witnessed the same thing, and they're
not all lying.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
The thing that.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Always kills me about people that think the moon landing
was fake, ituse like, how do you think the government?
I think the government would be smart enough to spend
all that money to do something that was kind of
pointless at the time. I think they would. I don't
think they'd be smart enough to be able to fake
it and keep.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
It a secret.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Right, that's as hard as faking it, I think even
harder keeping it a secret.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
That would be it. Yeah, I don't believe that would
be true. Now anyway, I digress. Yeah, we digress all morning.
You tuned into the digress in the show.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
I did something this morning I never thought i'd do before.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
I'm just imagining some wild scenarios in my head.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
I was there a camel involved. No, no, there was
no cammel. No, I have imagination. You know this is
hard for me to say out loud. Guys, Oh boy,
don't tell me I wrote an article for the Houston
Chronicle to defend a democrat. Oh jesus, I know.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Oh my god, well he deserved it. You should probably
go with that Campbell thing from no.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
One.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
They're attacking the mayor of Houston in the New York
Times because he wants to do something about speed bumps
and crime.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Well, then shouldn't you have written an article in the
New York Times. They wouldn't take my article, but the
Chronicle did. The Houston Chronicle, it's the paper of record,
and my opinion on it is so bland. The editors
even told me that they're like Kenny, I think most
people in Houston probably agree with what you wrote. Most
people in Houston don't want the mayor of Houston to
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dress up like a frog and go march against ice,
or they just want him to iforce the laws and
clean up the streets.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
And what he was.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Elected to do. Yeah, which, by the way, elections underway
right now. We are one week away from election day,
and chances are whatever you're voting for in your town,
early voting is happening right now.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
So go.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
So one of the things about this article I just
wrote is that people generally don't get real passionate about conventionalism,
but we should. We should celebrate politicians in twenty twenty
five for just being normal.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Yeah, because there's not that many of them. Right.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Who's this woman that just became elected mayor of New Orleans,
Helena Moreno.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Is that her name? Yes, I believe you've heard of her.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Yesterday, somebody sent me something I never thought I never
thought i'd see. Someone sent me a screenshot of a
Google search that they did, and in the Google box
they type something I would never type. They typed Helena
Moreno nudes. And so I asked my friend, I didn't
want to click the link. It was a girl, by
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the way, who sent me the link. She works in
New Orleans and the political scene there. Said you know,
when you click that link, stuff pops up, And I
was like.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Yeah, yeah, if she looked good, stuff will pop up,
all right.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
But yeah, that's not what I meant, wrote The Bottle
of Booze
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Bo Walton and Johnson Radio Network,
I just had two of those moments in the last
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five minutes here where I felt old.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Billiyad, you felt old? What happened? Let's started with this.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
My buddy Charles Blaine from Urban Reformed dot org, Texas
Scorecard just sent me a link to a song by
a rapper that just came out. He's like, isn't this horrible?
And I clicked on it and the rapper is like
a twelve year old or something, and I was like, yeah,
this is really bad, really bad music. I was like,
do you not like it because of the song or
because he's a twelve year old rapping about murdering people?
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And then Charles says, oh god, I didn't even realize
his age. Now I just feel old. Oh and you
felt old with him?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
I did.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I did feel But then the other thing that kind
of made me feel like a square was this what
I just did here.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
But I really feel like I needed to do this.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
About a week ago, the New York Times published an
article a hit piece. I'm the Mayor of Houston, Texas.
John Whittmeyer is a moderate Democrat who has the taken
the bold and controversial stance that elected officials and cities
should stop war worrying about Trump and start worrying about
crime and vandalism and speed bumps and homeless people and.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
The local stuff that they're actually in charge of the
thing they've been elected to do. Wow. How refreshing.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
And I wrote an article here about Whitmeyer explaining how I,
you know, like, I don't care if people I'm a
liberty Republican or a mega guy. I don't care what
people think of me. I like Whitmeyer. I think he's
a good mayor and all he's doing is just not
being nuts. In fact, our program director here at the
at our flagship station was talking to me about this
yesterday before the article was published. He said, Yo, Kenny,
(01:32):
he's ten or fifteen years ago. If he was the
same guy, you wouldn't be writing a defense about him, right,
And I said, yeah, but now it's that bad now
if you're just a normal middle of the road politician
who's worried about not to sound not to repeat myself,
but speed bumps and homeless people and east scooters. Our
mayor doesn't like east scooters or bike lanes. Come on,
(01:55):
he needs he deserves to be defended.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Absolutely, And you did, there.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Are these people gym, and they don't like And most
most of the people in my gym think wit Myer's okay,
but there's a couple of people who don't like him
because he took out bike lanes in our town. And
I was talking to my buddy Marty Langton, the firefighter
union president, about this, and Marty was like, you know, Kenny,
you know what you need to tell them. Those bike
lanes that they put in some of the more densely
(02:19):
populated neighborhoods with little streets, the older neighborhoods, they're preventing
an ambulance from getting to your grandma that.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
The ambulance might need to come because somebody was riding
a bike in the street. I'm sorry, but you know
it's dangerous, especially in a city like this.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I mean, you're not wrong about that.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
And the lanes just kind of appear and then disappear, right,
what's wrong with the sidewalk?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
And you know what's interesting about that.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
In a normal town, in a normal city, I would
say like, yeah, okay, well, the sidewalks for walking, right,
But here's the problem with that. In Houston. Nobody's using
the sidewalk. This is no it's a big, massive city.
It's very spread out, kind of like Los Angeles. Nobody
takes public transit. Nobody rides a bike. It would take
too long. It's too hot out. You'd be peddling a
(03:08):
bike all day. To drive, you'd be soaking wet. Right,
you got wherever you were going, Not from rain, just
sweat immunity.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Are we doing sports coming up here? Yes?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I didn't know if you was ever gonna stop talking
about this uh foolishness and get to the serious stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Can I do something before we get to sports? No,
I'm gonna do it. Come on, it's happening. See I knew,
I said. If I said no, you'd do it anyway.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
We're going to Patton Range. Let's go everybody. Oh, Brian
killing around the.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Caj say lose k' say no boat Yankee cup.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Back down, Hey, you're a babe.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Back up your bags, get out of by day. He
came outselth with the big check chack chets. Coaching skills
were told wreck. I knew that should have stayed at
Older Dame where he be long insteady falls and the
(04:13):
tigers grown. She just loved there. Gonebo spotsy and hot,
spicy and cut Bryan turned his nose up like did
not in that to rouge.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
She never fit the scene.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
This play's word lane.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Like a bad dream.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
They fade in millions fifty four to beat for losing
games Man, that's beasts.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Some say he kiss dudes, we don't care. Put down
in the bayou, that swarm dude.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Old Ryan, jelly.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Out the.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Cageon's head, lose and anta no more.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Well, you ain't get caught in bagging down, Take.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Back up your banks, get out of the buying.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Goway, go way. We don't care where you go. Just
go get out of here. Yeah, and I know what.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
You're thinking, why didn't you just do that to the
tune of calling baton rouge since it's an lsu thing. Well,
turns out Garth Brooks threatened to sue us.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
If we did. And it ain't even his song. Yeah, unfortunately,
that's not a joke.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
We couldn't get the rights to it, we couldn't get permission,
so we had to do that instead.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Garth Brooks has all.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
The money in the world and we have almost none
as yet. He wants stuff we've got. That's not right.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
The sports reports pride to you buying. Oh that would
be my pillow.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
We just talked about all the cushy comforts of the
comforters and the pillows and the sheets and all the
rest of it. Did you mention know that if you
use a promo code WJ, you save more money?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Always?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Always My pillow dot com today used promo code WJ.
If I'm not mistaken, I believe there was a little
bit of football on TV last night.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
A matter of fact, there was Patrick Mahomes in the Kansas.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
City Chiefs secured the third straight win nay Now five
and three, and it looked like they're gonna make a
season out of it after all.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
So what did we say for our little bat yesterday?
That you were gonna wash my car? Is that?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I don't believe I said nothing about that. It does
feel like you said you were gonna do all the
rednecks that he was trying to explain points to you.
But I don't think y'all ever got it.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
No.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I think I won that bat. I'm pretty sure I
did anyway, So I called my home.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Needs to get to finish the story.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Yeah, yeah, all right, go ahead. You had right before
I gave you the score, you stopped me. Why can't wait,
score of twenty eight to seven. Did you watch the game? No?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I was just speaking last night with the Houston Young
Republicans meeting.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Oh yeah, likely, excuse I mean, I was. There were
hundreds of people there.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
First half and the second half completely different games. First half,
they even Patrick Mahomes through two interceptions. Neither one was
his fault. One bounced off of of Deebo's face mask
and the second one bounced off of Travis Kelsey's concrete fingers.
(07:22):
Travis Kelsey tried to catch the ball like he's done,
you know, thousands of times before, and this time put
his hands up to catch the ball and instead of
wrapping them around the ball, he just batted it up
in the air. Somebody else caught it. So really it
wasn't interceptions so much as it was a deflections, but
it still goes in the stats against that. But then
Patrick mahone come out in the second half. The Chiefs
(07:45):
shut down Washington in the second half. They didn't score,
and Patrick Mahomes through for overall three more three touchdowns
and overall at about three hundred yards of passing, so
you know, and another thirty yards on the ground here
and there, So.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
You know he did.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
All right, did you watch the baseball game last night
instead of the football game?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Okay, so again I told you I was giving a speech.
But we did have both games on the TV kind
of hot, so I was able.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
To catch a little bit of it. It just ended
and I.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Noticed that California was playing Canada, so I immediately tuned out.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Yeah, a lot of people did, except in maybe in
Los Angeles and in Toronto. But why would you want
to go there? The game win extra innings. Now, in
the regular season, they've got something called ghost runners. In
the extra innings, they will put a runner on second.
I'm sorry, ghostesses, ghostlesses.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Oh no, I don't like that. So the runner on.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Second, he just they put him there and they said,
all right, now you bring him home and you know
you're gonna score, and that's gonna when the game.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
They don't do that in the playoffs. They don't have
spooky runners. No.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
No, So the game went eighteen innings last night. That's
two games. That's real good math, Yeah it is. It's
nine and then nine more. Great job before the Dodgers
finally jacked one over the.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Wall and walk off home run six to five.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
The final after six hours and thirty nine minutes. Who
the hell could watch baseball for six hours and thirty
nine minutes.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Mister Kennieth, didn't you say you jacked one over a
wall last night? What were you guys doing playing baseball?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
It was the okay, yeah got it. Yeah, I was celebrating.
I shouldn't have done it. Obviously, had to get the
ball back and it's okay. Well, you know what happens.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
So basically, La now hit in the World Series two
to one. They're gonna play again the night and Kansas
City beat you know, Washington twenty eight to seven in
the second half. First half was just you know, like
two boxes feeling each other up. Wow, just molesting each other,
feeling them out, I think is what they taught. They
(09:55):
call it normally, not feeling them up. That's just me,
I guess.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Aaron Rodn in the news today, the Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback,
that felt weird, saying.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
When you said you were feeling old earlier, I was
about to say, you know, Aaron Rodgers, he's old. Aaron
Rodgers talking about his playing his last year of football,
and you know, he's.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Kind of moving slow.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
He looks a little crippled now because he's been playing
for so long and.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
He's way younger than you.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
In Aaron Rodgers played a decent game. The problem is
the people on his team did not, so he's very angry.
Aaron Rodgers delivered a Cursefeld explosion after the game thirty
five to twenty five loss to the Green Bay Packers.
I didn't watch the game, so I just saw the
rant yesterday.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
After the lost.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Make him happy because he said before that game ever started,
he said, I'm really a Packer at heart because when
I retire, I'm retiring as a Packer, which I don't
think really won him a lot of fans in Pittsburgh,
did it.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
There was this one play where dk Metcalf drops a
pass from Aaron Rodgers and according to The New Post,
I love the New York Post lip readers. They hired
a professional lip reader to explain what Rogers was saying.
They claim Rogers on cork d rant, including fing csuckers
when Metcalf failed to catch the pass. This is Rogers
first season with the Steelers and probably true.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Yeah yeah, if he makes it all the way.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
They only halfway, so they got a lot more football
to play.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
But whatever. He's still my favorite quarterback. I don't care.
I think he's a cool guy anybody. And you know,
he only went to the Super Bowl once back in
twenty eleven, but hey, he did win, so good for him.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
It's not over yet. No, you would probably go this year, right, No?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
No, it doesn't seem like I know. I mean, I
don't know, maybe, but probably not. I wouldn't bet on
it anyway in the meantime, but I'm not a professional
better now. Brian Kelly's LSU buyoutes people cannot believe.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Did they negotiate it down?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
I heard they were negotiating it, trying to get it
down something lower.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
And not sure why he would.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Take lest if he doesn't have to last they've got,
you know, some footage or still pictures of him in
some compromising situation.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Yeah, what could it be? Why would they negotiate? Why
would he take less? It's he signed a contract, they
agreed to it. What do they have that he wants
other than like five or ten minutes with Olivia Dunn?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
I can't think of anything.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
And I guess her husband or boyfriend or whatever he
is a schemes there. He'd probably have to agree to it,
although she could just you know, Na, she wouldn't do that.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
She's a sweetie. No, she's too nice of a girl. Yeah, right,
like nowhere.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Plus she doesn't have any affiliation with the school anymore. No,
really no, maybe one of those cheerleaders.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
I don't know. Then again, he's an older guy. He
probably wouldn't even be interested. Didn't you say he likes
to kiss other men?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I had heard actually that, Uh, it's not gay. But
fifty four million dollars is fifty four million dollars. That's
what you gotta do.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yeah, welcome. We have been expecting you. Walton and Johnson.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
This UFC fighter named Bryce Mitchell. I think we've talked
about him before on the air.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
A bet you don't make fun of his name?
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Do you nothing wrong with his name? He's from Texarkana.
Bryce is one of those people that you're always making
fun of. Oh yeah, one of these new generation kids.
What's his name, Bryson or Bryce or something like that.
This guy's a name M fighter. Won't you go ahead
make fun of him?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Can he go ahead?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Bryson? Sure, I'd make fun of Bryson. Yeah, but his
name is just Bryce. No, it's just sharp for Bryson. Okay, look,
he is an MMA fighter. He's also five 't nine,
he's one hundred and thirty five pounds, so you.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Know stiff arm. Yeah, you're good at stiff arm.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Yeah, you might be good at fighting, but my arm
is longer than your whole body. I just got to
put it out here.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I want to see it.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
I want to see it when he just goes at
you like a Tasmanian devil.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
All right, Bryce is unwell. I think he's unwell.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
He is one of those conspiracy theory guys, and look,
I generally enjoy those guys. But he gets on the
internet and he made some very controversial opinions praising Adolf Hitler,
denied the Holocaust, stuff like that he used to think
that Donald Trump was great. Now he thinks Donald Trump's
the Antichrist. After praising Adolf Hitler, he said that Donald
(14:14):
Trump's a bad guy. I don't even know if i'd
report on this story if it wasn't a guy that
lived in our listening area. But I don't pray. I
think there's something wrong with Bryce Mitchell. And you can
kind of tell by his haircut.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Right, Oh yeah, it looks like he did it himself.
It does, thank you, Billy. He does kind of. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
And it looks like he went left handed. I'm not
with the scissors. I'm not saying he looks like a
serial killer. Her scissor's weird, though. You ever tried to
cut something with scissors left handed?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
For some reason? It doesn't work? No, I would just
use right. I'm left handed. You have to get the
right car. That explains everything. That's more than I needed
to know.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Bryce Mitchell previously said he'd be willing to take a
bullet and die for Trump. Then he praised Hitler, and
now he says Trump is the devil? And I just
is this because he got hit in the head so
many times?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
What happened? Most likely?
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Yeah, or maybe he's now he's dating one of them
liberal radicalized women. Colin Kaepernick had the same thing happened
to him. You know, he was raised up right, and
then he started dating that woman and she turned him
around on everything. Same thing happened to that dude to
shot Uh what's his name, Charlie? Sure, Yeah, he wasn't
(15:24):
a woman this time. It was like some some fluffy
boy or whatever they call him, furry furry, Yeah, the furries. Yeah, fluffy, fuzzy. Yeah,
but he turned that kid, you know. So that's how
it worked.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
I've been a mainstream right winger most of my adult life,
you know, so I I witnessed this happen. Once in
a while. One of the Normans comes over to our side,
but they swing by our little wing of the ideological
circus so quickly that they go right past us in
the neo Nazi dumb and I'm like, wait, slow down.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
It's like a speeding car just went through the neighborhood
and it's gone.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
A great example would be Kanye West, right. It's like
and so whenever one of these people join our side,
I always worry about him. Elon Musk, for example, Welcome
to the team, Elon Musk. Slow down, stop right here,
don't keep going over. There is craziness. See this guy
Bryce Mitchell said he was going to homeschool his kid
because he didn't want him to turn into a communist.
Smart yeah, and then he said, you know, he's taking
(16:17):
his kid to church because he wants his kid to
love America.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
And love God. And he was going to homeschool.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Oh, he was going to homeschool his kid, which meant
somebody else was going schooling, because I don't think mister
MBMA ought to be homeschooling nobody.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I mean, I don't quite know the details here. But
then he kept going. Then he sent him a flat earther.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
He's like, turns out we found out yesterday Earth is
not flat. Uranus is right? Yeah, of all the planets,
who would have thought Uranus is flat?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I mean Taylor Swift. But so you know, this is
another one of those guys.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
He got into politics because of the pandemic, and that's
a great reason to get into politics. Look how terrible
they handled it. He swings over. He's like, I think
the pandemic is being handled poorly.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
You're right.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
I think that SARS Cove two was created in a
lab by the US government. That's true. And then he's like,
I think the Earth is flat. Stop stop price, no
too far. Come back over here, buddy. You were in
the area where you needed to be, you were in
the truth zone, and you kept going into crazy land.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Come back to us. He comes over.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
He's like, I don't want to fund both sides of
every wars. Okay, I get it. And then he's like,
it's the greedy Jews, fault, slep price, stop there.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Stop.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
At the next step, he's like, I think sometimes the
things in history books are exaggerated. That's probably true. And
then he says the Holocaust is fake. It's like a
nice dude, No, trust me, it wasn't fake. The American
military discover our country is the ones that made this
great discoveries, the millions of witnesses.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yes, it definitely happened, and people from every walks of life,
from around the world witnessed the same thing, and they're
not all lying.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
The thing that.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Always kills me about people that think the moon landing
was fake, ituse like, how do you think the government?
I think the government would be smart enough to spend
all that money to do something that was kind of
pointless at the time. I think they would. I don't
think they'd be smart enough to be able to fake
it and keep.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
It a secret.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Right, that's as hard as faking it, I think even
harder keeping it a secret.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
That would be it. Yeah, I don't believe that would
be true. Now anyway, I digress. Yeah, we digress all morning.
You tuned into the digress in the show.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
I did something this morning I never thought i'd do before.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
I'm just imagining some wild scenarios in my head.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
I was there a camel involved. No, no, there was
no cammel. No, I have imagination. You know this is
hard for me to say out loud. Guys, Oh boy,
don't tell me I wrote an article for the Houston
Chronicle to defend a democrat. Oh jesus, I know.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Oh my god, well he deserved it. You should probably
go with that Campbell thing from no.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
One.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
They're attacking the mayor of Houston in the New York
Times because he wants to do something about speed bumps
and crime.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Well, then shouldn't you have written an article in the
New York Times. They wouldn't take my article, but the
Chronicle did. The Houston Chronicle, it's the paper of record,
and my opinion on it is so bland. The editors
even told me that they're like Kenny, I think most
people in Houston probably agree with what you wrote. Most
people in Houston don't want the mayor of Houston to
(19:26):
dress up like a frog and go march against ice,
or they just want him to iforce the laws and
clean up the streets.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
And what he was.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Elected to do. Yeah, which, by the way, elections underway
right now. We are one week away from election day,
and chances are whatever you're voting for in your town,
early voting is happening right now.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
So go.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
So one of the things about this article I just
wrote is that people generally don't get real passionate about conventionalism,
but we should. We should celebrate politicians in twenty twenty
five for just being normal.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Yeah, because there's not that many of them. Right.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Who's this woman that just became elected mayor of New Orleans,
Helena Moreno.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Is that her name? Yes, I believe you've heard of her.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Yesterday, somebody sent me something I never thought I never
thought i'd see. Someone sent me a screenshot of a
Google search that they did, and in the Google box
they type something I would never type. They typed Helena
Moreno nudes. And so I asked my friend, I didn't
want to click the link. It was a girl, by
(20:33):
the way, who sent me the link. She works in
New Orleans and the political scene there. Said you know,
when you click that link, stuff pops up, And I
was like.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Yeah, yeah, if she looked good, stuff will pop up,
all right.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
But yeah, that's not what I meant, wrote The Bottle
of Booze
Speaker 2 (20:47):
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