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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, well, yeah, how do you make a water bad
bounce here?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Oh? I don't know. How do you make a water
bed bounce here? Fill with spring water? That's a good one.
You're gonna use that in your in your routine.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Man, Just gonna use it with you right now?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
What you do a stand up comedy routine? That'd be handy.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
We do shows coming up in Memphis and Waco. We
will be on the on the road if you're in
one of those places. Is it this weekend listening?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
This weekend? It's not this week Oh that's right.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
You've got an important date this weekend.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
No.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Wow, I've got an important date every day.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
But no.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Next next week I'll be with the governor in Louisiana,
given a little speech.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
The governor of Louisiana.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah, the governor of Louisiana. Oh, you want to ask
them about lanyards when you see them. Yeah, we're supposed
to get lanyards.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
We're supposed to get like lambinated security badges with lanyards attached.
And I didn't get mine. If y'all got yours, I'm
gonna be real.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Ps. Did you guys got it?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I didn't get mine either. No, no, don't worry. It
wasn't just because you're black.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Did you guys get weapons in the mail yesterday? Oh? Yeah,
who Burna sent us the They call it a non
lethal self defense product, and they sent us them so
we could try it out. Now. The only problem is, I, uh,
you know, I got them and they look like they
were the.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Problem is you're very irresponsible. No, that is not tru
Sure they should have given you one.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
You know, they're paying us to promote it, so telling
people that were not responsible.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Not we just you. Okay, you know if you bring
that in here, I predict bad things.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Well, okay, first of all, it's a less lethal defense product,
that's right. One shot stopping power, sixty feet arranged, thirty
minutes of incapacitation, zero permits required from Berna. And I
want to try it out on someone.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Did you take yours out the back and play with it?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Yet?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I did, but I didn't use it on anyone? No, No,
I know, so Billy, Yeah, I was thinking, you know,
do you want to have a burna war this weekend?
Well you're kind of a badass, right kind of would you?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Would you be willing to vollow me?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Ye? Say, what's for the listeners.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
You know we well no, I think we have a
burno war kind of like a paintball. But we played
with the burning guy and then we'll see who's last
man standing. How about that?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Oh, I'm be honest with you, Billy, and I think
it's one of the best ideas you've ever had.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
That is so sad. Big News.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
But first, celebrity Birthdays. It's a Friday edition of celebrity Birthdays.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Big big news, huge names, huge birthdays today and through
the weekend. For example, Chief Keith, would you want to
go all day without knowing it was Chief Keef's birthday?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Okay? So Chief Keif, if I'm not mistaken. Didn't he
have to flee the city of Chicago because the police
wanted to arrest him he couldn't do a concert in
his hometown. Did he ever go back to Chicago or
is he still on the run?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I think he's still on the room from the law. Well,
even if he's not, he'd like you to sell people
that you know, tell people that he is, because that's
good creed.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Apparently it's good for record sales.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
He's thirty a month, not much longer. Will he have
a rap career. He's kind old, getting kind of old.
You know, it's like being a gymnast.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
After you turn twenty five, nobody wants to watch you
do cartwheels anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Jennifer, well, we'd just call her Jay law Jennifer Lawrence
is thirty five. Joe Jonas thirty six. Quentin Aaron. He's
the actor that played Big Mike on Blindside. Michelle Obama, No,
the other Big mic Oh yeah, he's forty one. Natasha
Hiddenstretch is fifty one today. Y'all see her where she
(03:28):
got naked and had him tentacles shootout of her and stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Man, maybe maybe she got bit. Why one of those rabbit.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I think it is a tentacle rabbit got her that.
Wo'd explain a lot a show called Species. You should
take a look at that.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
I never saw it now.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Ben Affleck fifty three today, Anthony Anderson of Blackish fifty five,
Deborah Messing Will and Grace fifty seven. She played Grace
in the original version. They said they're gonna update the
series and she's gonna play Will. She'll be trans now
because she can. Chef Tom Kalikio sixty three, Pat Priest
(04:02):
of the Monsters eighty nine.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
You're young and he's still alive.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
She no longer with us, Rose Marie from The Dick
Van Dyke Show. Jim Lang jingle bell rock singer Bobby Helm.
Bobby Helm died in nineteen ninety seven. Today's his birthday,
Mike Connors was Mannox Napoleon, the real one Bonaparte. That
(04:27):
that guy.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Napoleon Bonaparte died.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
He's no longer with us. Yeah, it was just just
two hundred years ago. Give her take. Anyway, It's National
Relaxation Day.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
So do your fedinol and drive to work.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
And it's also kool Aid Day. Don't drink the kool Aid? No,
do drink? Yeah, okay, do drink and then tomorrow, Oh yes,
it's also it's.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Also air Conditioning Appreciation Day, Yes it is. And National
Lemon meringue Pie Day. You ever noticed how lemon flavored
desserts as a kid did not taste good.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
But when you get older, they like the lemon.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
What happened? What happened to my palette that I didn't
like it as a child and now as an adult,
I love it.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
I was about to use a word people very seldom
use with you. They may your taste buds may have matured.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Matured. Yeah, okay, well I like think I like a
lemon dessert.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Tomorrow is Rumor Willis's birthday, the daughter of Bruce and
dem She'll be thirty seven. Jace Robertson Dynasty fifty six,
Steve Carrell of the Office sixty three, Timothy Hutton sixty five,
Madonna turning sixty seven along with Angela Bassett tomorrow. I
(05:39):
don't know if they're together, but they'll be the same
age they always are. James Cameron turned seventy one. Kathy
the Gifford, Kenny's former girlfriend. You ghosted her, didn't you.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I broke up with her to go out with the
Harbor Valley PTA girl.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, what was her name?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
You don't even remember your girlfriend's name?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
What was her name?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
That is?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Well?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Look good for you. Look at it. You pulled it
out of your U. If you found the brain cell
that was holding.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Up Me and Alvis Presley are Askimo brothers.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
James Taylor, but not that James Taylor, the one from
Cool in the Gang, will be seventy two tomorrow. He
played for Robert Bell. They call him cool. That's why
it's called cool and the guys he calls the Robert Bell.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Oh, it's like a whole thing.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
That's the whole thing. Reginald vel Johnson turned seventy three tomorrow.
He's the cop eating the Twinkies. And Die Harden and
Fess Parker, who was both Daniel Boone and Davy Crockett
in the TV stuff. His birthday then Sunday, anybody here
you care about Donnie Wahlberg, Probably not, Sean Penn, No,
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probably not, Blenda Carlisle, Rick Hilton Harris's dad, Robert de Niro,
No could care less. And Davy Crockett. We'll have a
birthday of the day after fest Parker, who played.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Him on TV HI, TV Rocket.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
It's also David Well, the late David Koresh's birthday. I
hope nobody you know what. I don't want to mention
it to the where they're not in Waco anymore. I
think the Branch Davidians have scattered throughout the Central Texas area.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I'm one of the only people alive who has all
of David Koresh's music, and I have it right here.
He went to a recording study he lived in Waco.
I don't know if you're familiar with this branched video
kind of outside of town and where we have an affiliate.
And he left that city to go to another city, Dallas,
where we also have an affiliate, so he could go
to a recording studio and while he was there he
(07:36):
recorded this little number. Apparently he was a musician, and
Bill Clinton murdered him.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
M mmmmmmmmmmm.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I don't agree with it, WILLI?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
He contracted it out. I don't think he did it himself.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
No, he had the ATF to it. Yeah, that's the
problem with the ATF. You could pay them to murder people.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
What was that fire happy little gal's name that worked
for him there for a while.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
It Reno Reno Reno.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Boy, she could tear them up.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
You know. Janet Reno is a powerful woman. I always
use her as an example of how men are not
attracted to power because I don't ever think there's a
man on her if they wanted to have sex with
Janet Reno. I wouldn't think there zero men out there
that fantasized about Janet renom No anyway, So is that
it for all the birthdays?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
And we didn't hit that this day in history thing?
But I guess you know, if you guys are lazy
and just don't feel like doing it. This new generation
they lazy. I'm telling you on National Lemon Meringue Pie Day.
We want you to know about the history. But it's
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In eighteen forty eight, Waldo Hanshit patented the dental chair.
(09:00):
Where would we be without that?
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I'm probably happier.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
A lot of people think you can only use a
dental chair at the dentist's office. That's not true. I
put one in my living room. It's very comfortable. It's
basically a recliner. Yeah, it's basically a lazy boy.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yeah, Nan, do you get that big thing over your
head when you install it at your house.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, but I put snacks up there. I've got twizzlers
on it.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
It's a tray. Yeahah, it's good.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, I put food on it. Potato funions is nice. Today.
In eighteen ninety nine, Henry Ford quit Edison's company to
start a car company, loser and wonder how that went?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
No good.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Today, in eighteen fourteen, the Panama Canal officially opened. You know,
on a side note, you know what we haven't talked
about recently.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
The Panama Canal.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Yeah, that was all over the news for a while being.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
It was a huge controversy and then it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
The US China fight over the Panama Canal is still happening,
still taking place over there. And well we'll keep you
abreast of the latest from the.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Future in you'll put the Britney Spears video back on.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Absolutely thank you. Today. In nineteen forty five, World War
two gas rationing ended in the US. We were having
a conversation yesterday in the gym where I lift weights
at starting strength over on Shepherd and Bob one of
the history Bob's a history teacher, but he's also my
weightlifting coach and he was talking to us about how
the whole reason that Japan bombed Pearl Harbor was because
(10:15):
of a gas and oil in Bargo.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
No way.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yeah, they were mad about it, and they didn't just
bomb Hawaii. Did you know? The same day they attacked
a bunch of other bases around the Pacific, But nobody
ever talks about that.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
And then what happened? We kicked our ass.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
And did you know? It was originally supposed to be
called a day that would live in history, but FDR
didn't like that, so he changed it to infamy.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
And probably for the best.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yeah, yeah, anyway, today, in nineteen forty seven, Britain granted
independence to India and Pakistan. And look how great those
two countries get along today.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Sure, Today is the fifty sixth anniversary of Woodstock, the
original in nineteen sixty.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Nine, sixty nine. Yeah, I've got that on my list
as well.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Today three groovy days at a farm in New York,
over four hundred thousand people, all looking for a place
to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Thirty years later, music producers tried to recreate that magic
with the Woodstock ninety nine celebration featuring Corn Limp Biscuit
and DMX, And during the DMX concert, thousands of white
people stood in the audience and chanted the N word
in their defense. DMX was encouraging them to do it.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
They were doing the same thing from the stage.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Yeah, it was his song. Today. In nineteen sixty nine,
Apocalypse Now opened in theaters today. In nineteen ninety four,
Carlos the Jackal was captured in Sue Doll Sweet. What
was that about?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Yeah? The Carlos a Jackal is a worldwide famous assassin.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Oh cool, Yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Look for him here? No, where'd he go? Who? We
don't know?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
He just disappeared like Hunter Biden when they didn't do
that when the check comes today? Nineteen ninety five, could
maccafferty the cat?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
You saw cats? I'm sure mcaffty. No, what's that looked for?
He's not there?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Does any any know what the hell he's talking about? No?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I think he's doing another show.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
What do you know?
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Like Garth, you should be down the hall, Garfield, is.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
That what you're talking about today? In nineteen ninety five,
Air France's Concord flew around the world in thirty one hours,
twenty seven minutes, and forty nine seconds. You never seen
anything like it.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
But as a pretty quick come.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
And here's a bummer, but also kind of notable that
this happened on the same day in history, the Trump
is flying off to Anchorage, Alaska to negotiate an end
of the Russian Ukraine War. We hope on this day.
In twenty twenty one, Cobble fell to the Taliban, two
weeks after the US withdrawal. Uh huh, yeah, remember that,
Remember Joe Biden. That happened today. Don't remind me in today.
(12:42):
In Joe Biden history, Joe Biden, after twenty long years
of failed attempts at turning Afghanistan into Israel or whatever
they thought they were going to do there didn't work,
and now the Taliban controls that country. The good news
is the Taliban just released a new ad campaign and
you can go on vacation there.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Oh yeah, they're the new friendly Taliban.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Now.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Yeah, it's like an all new facelift they've given themselves.
They even hired Chelsea Handler to be their PR director.
Oh sweet, yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Houston, we have a problem.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
What's the problem?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Nothing? No, seriously, what's the problem?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Nothing?
Speaker 3 (13:15):
It's whatever.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
You don't care anyway.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Walton and Johnson Radio network dreaming today.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Let's see. Sam wants to know if I will say
nice in two years when Madonna turns sixty nine.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yes you will. I can go ahead and make that
a solemn promise.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Kevin on X points out in response to the news
about Representative Anna Paulina Luna and the Internet dimensional beings
she claims to have seen. Yah, interdimensional beings are what
the Democrats become when the warrants get signaled. Huh signed
and they are nowhere to be found. Yeah, and we
realize they're long gone and we've been misled by deep
fakes all along. Cheers from Richmond. I think he means Virginia.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Okay, we got an email from Corpus from old GM.
I don't know if y'all know, Gim, didn't you say
they did around the world flight and it took like
thirty one hours on this day in history or something
the concord. Yeah, Jim has the same question that popped
into my head. I had to think on it a
little bit longer than he did. But wouldn't it have
been a lot smarter to just use a helicopter with
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a giant gas take on it and hover above the
ground and let the earth rotate, because that would have
shaved like six hours off the trip right there.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Yep. Why did it take thirty.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
One hours to go around the world when even if
you don't move, it only takes twenty four hours. Do
you think they went the wrong way?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
It's an interesting point.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
I think they were going against the grain. Well, it's
a different time then, you know, they didn't know any better. No,
they weren't that smart back in the nineteen hundreds.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Probably didn't have Google Maps. They were probably using Apple
Maps to get around.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Embarrassing to have lived back then.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Yeah, it's not as good of a GPS unfortunately. Uh.
An explosive map reveals American city's hardest hit by the market,
the housing market and the wrecking ball. And now apparently
some places in Texas aren't even immune. They can't escape.
One place you probably wouldn't want to move to right
now is Austin, Texas. Probably don't go to Austin, Texas.
(15:16):
According to this the housing marketing crisis. The market crisis
particularly bad in Austin As a lot of really stupid
people are moving there from California.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Yeah, and they yanked up the prices on stuff higher
than they should have been because they know these day
you know, Californias will pay you.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I know.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Then it turns out they overpaid. Now they're upside down.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
I know there's a lot of doom and gloom in
the news today, because there always is. When it bleeds,
it leads. But I'm told by my friends in the
real estate industry it's actually a buyer's market for the
first time in years. There is inventory if you're moving
to a place like Houston, for example. Obviously our local
political leaders are a bit polarizing, but one thing you
can find here is an affordable home and a lot
(15:58):
of options in a nice part oft time. And that's
not necessarily something you can find in other place you cannot. Yeah, anyway,
something to think about. Of course, if you listen to
this radio show, we don't mind if you moved to Houston,
because you're probably the right kind.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Of person, and that means more listeners for us. I
think we can pack a few.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
More in uh. Claims that a glamorous bikini designer who
was found dead on a New York yacht was suffering
from brain cancer are now being investigated by detectives in
a shocking twist to.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
The family that is a shocking twist.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
We spoke about this earlier, and that information wasn't shared
earlier in the show.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
It's a brand new, breaking, shocking twist.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
The thirty three year old Martha Nolan Oslatara was found dead.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I always thought you was saying, like sloot Tallra is slaw.
It's a very hard to notice the difference. But when
you see it written out, is not sloot, it's slot
slat slat tall lat Anyway, she's dead, That's all I'm saying.
She was found on board a Ritzy Hampton's last week
after she had a meeting with an American insurance tycoon.
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After the initial post mortem failed to yield to cause death,
the grief stricken family traveled from Ireland to the US
to demand a second opinion autopsy. Uh huh. But during it,
I guess the second opinion was she's dead. Oh yeah,
she's dead, same as the first guy during on a
telephone call.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
In the days following her death, it is understood that
her mother was asked by detectives about the claim that
the daughter had brain cancer. They didn't know that the
fashionista's mother, who kept close contact with her daughter on
an almost daily Basis was astounded by the claims and
told detectives her daughter was perfectly healthy except for the
fact that she's dead.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Well other than that, though, yeah, I mean right up
until the minute she just stopped breathing. She's not doing
pretty good now.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
The night before she died, the swimwear brand founder is
understood to have headed to the luxury mon Talk yacht club.
Is that nice to speak with a sixty year old
insurance mogul Christopher Dernan? Is it nice? But yeah, apparently
they're pretty boomy.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Every time you say it. It just you know, you'd
like put a little montalk the monpod like it must
be extra nine. Is that anywhere near Martha's vineyard?
Speaker 1 (18:05):
It is?
Speaker 2 (18:07):
There's news from Martha's house too.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
There's news about the Martha's Vineyard African American Film Festival today.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
What, Yeah, the African American Film Festival is in Mark
Mark Martha's vineyards.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
I'm sure we're all asking the same question. Is there
a black person on Martha's vineyard? Yes, As a matter
of fact, I believe there's one per household. Really, Oh no,
mister no.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Jasmine Crockett's up there miles and off from Martha's vineyard.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Boy, she gets around.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Yeah, it's well. And apparently she go if she travels
a lot too. Apparently that's what I hear. African American
Film Festival. You'd naturally want a Texas representative to be there, right.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Yeah, on the Upper East Coast, not even a it's
not even in Texas. What was she doing.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
There watching African American films, I guess, But also letting
fellow Democrats know that her plan is for them.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Now.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
You know, when they talk about how the Republicans want
to take over the government and become dictators and all
that kind of stuff, that sounds terrible, but then when
Democrats talk about them doing it, it's great. And she
is demanding that the minute the Democrats take power back
that they start doing things like building out that Supreme Court,
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you know, like they what they call packing the court.
She's a big fan of pack in the court. We
got to make Puerto Rico and Washington, d C. States,
so we'll have extra Democrat representatives from the states who
will help us control the country.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Have you know? That sounds like.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
She's trying to get them to do some kind of
thing takeover or something, which I thought they did not
approve of.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Any of things I always found interesting about Puerto Rico.
You would assume most of them would want statehoods. Surprisingly,
there are a lot of them that don't.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
You vote on it. I've had multiple votes and it
still comes out Nah, Yeah, we don't really want to.
I think it's actually better for them to be a protectorate. Yeah,
it has something to do with taxes. I don't claim
to understand it.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
And then the other thing I always thought was interesting
about Puerto Rico, having grown up in Chicago, there are
a lot of homeless Puerto Rican drug addicts on the
street there, and you can't ignore that. They're all over
the place. You wonder why are there so many drug
addicted homeless Puerto Ricans. Turns out, on the island of
Puerto Rico, there is a program for years it's existed
where if you're a drug addict, they will send you
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to Chicago to participate in a drug rehab program. I
had to pay to go up there myself. It was
on my own dime. And they don't bring you home. Oh,
there's a one way take it to Chicago. That's probably
something that put in the fine print that nobody reads, Yeah,
imagine that. Well, look, huh, you know, I'm not a
drug addicted Puerto Rican, but twenty bucks is twenty bucks.
(21:00):
She heard that, you know what I'm saying here.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
After several hours, Joe finally gave up on logic and
reason and simply told the cabinet that he could talk
to plants and that they wanted water. He made believers
out of everyone.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
This is the Walton and Johnson Show.
Hey, well, yeah, how do you make a water bad
bounce here?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Oh? I don't know. How do you make a water
bed bounce here? Fill with spring water? That's a good one.
You're gonna use that in your in your routine.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Man, Just gonna use it with you right now?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
What you do a stand up comedy routine? That'd be handy.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
We do shows coming up in Memphis and Waco. We
will be on the on the road if you're in
one of those places. Is it this weekend listening?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
This weekend? It's not this week Oh that's right.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
You've got an important date this weekend.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
No.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Wow, I've got an important date every day.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
But no.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Next next week I'll be with the governor in Louisiana,
given a little speech.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
The governor of Louisiana.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah, the governor of Louisiana. Oh, you want to ask
them about lanyards when you see them. Yeah, we're supposed
to get lanyards.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
We're supposed to get like lambinated security badges with lanyards attached.
And I didn't get mine. If y'all got yours, I'm
gonna be real.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Ps. Did you guys got it?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I didn't get mine either. No, no, don't worry. It
wasn't just because you're black.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Did you guys get weapons in the mail yesterday? Oh? Yeah,
who Burna sent us the They call it a non
lethal self defense product, and they sent us them so
we could try it out. Now. The only problem is, I, uh,
you know, I got them and they look like they
were the.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Problem is you're very irresponsible. No, that is not tru
Sure they should have given you one.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
You know, they're paying us to promote it, so telling
people that were not responsible.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Not we just you. Okay, you know if you bring
that in here, I predict bad things.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Well, okay, first of all, it's a less lethal defense product,
that's right. One shot stopping power, sixty feet arranged, thirty
minutes of incapacitation, zero permits required from Berna. And I
want to try it out on someone.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Did you take yours out the back and play with it?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Yet?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I did, but I didn't use it on anyone? No, No,
I know, so Billy, Yeah, I was thinking, you know,
do you want to have a burna war this weekend?
Well you're kind of a badass, right kind of would you?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Would you be willing to vollow me?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Ye? Say, what's for the listeners.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
You know we well no, I think we have a
burno war kind of like a paintball. But we played
with the burning guy and then we'll see who's last
man standing. How about that?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Oh, I'm be honest with you, Billy, and I think
it's one of the best ideas you've ever had.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
That is so sad. Big News.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
But first, celebrity Birthdays. It's a Friday edition of celebrity Birthdays.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Big big news, huge names, huge birthdays today and through
the weekend. For example, Chief Keith, would you want to
go all day without knowing it was Chief Keef's birthday?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Okay? So Chief Keif, if I'm not mistaken. Didn't he
have to flee the city of Chicago because the police
wanted to arrest him he couldn't do a concert in
his hometown. Did he ever go back to Chicago or
is he still on the run?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I think he's still on the room from the law. Well,
even if he's not, he'd like you to sell people
that you know, tell people that he is, because that's
good creed.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Apparently it's good for record sales.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
He's thirty a month, not much longer. Will he have
a rap career. He's kind old, getting kind of old.
You know, it's like being a gymnast.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
After you turn twenty five, nobody wants to watch you
do cartwheels anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Jennifer, well, we'd just call her Jay law Jennifer Lawrence
is thirty five. Joe Jonas thirty six. Quentin Aaron. He's
the actor that played Big Mike on Blindside. Michelle Obama, No,
the other Big mic Oh yeah, he's forty one. Natasha
Hiddenstretch is fifty one today. Y'all see her where she
(03:28):
got naked and had him tentacles shootout of her and stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Man, maybe maybe she got bit. Why one of those rabbit.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I think it is a tentacle rabbit got her that.
Wo'd explain a lot a show called Species. You should
take a look at that.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
I never saw it now.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Ben Affleck fifty three today, Anthony Anderson of Blackish fifty five,
Deborah Messing Will and Grace fifty seven. She played Grace
in the original version. They said they're gonna update the
series and she's gonna play Will. She'll be trans now
because she can. Chef Tom Kalikio sixty three, Pat Priest
(04:02):
of the Monsters eighty nine.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
You're young and he's still alive.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
She no longer with us, Rose Marie from The Dick
Van Dyke Show. Jim Lang jingle bell rock singer Bobby Helm.
Bobby Helm died in nineteen ninety seven. Today's his birthday,
Mike Connors was Mannox Napoleon, the real one Bonaparte. That
(04:27):
that guy.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Napoleon Bonaparte died.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
He's no longer with us. Yeah, it was just just
two hundred years ago. Give her take. Anyway, It's National
Relaxation Day.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
So do your fedinol and drive to work.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
And it's also kool Aid Day. Don't drink the kool Aid? No,
do drink? Yeah, okay, do drink and then tomorrow, Oh yes,
it's also it's.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Also air Conditioning Appreciation Day, Yes it is. And National
Lemon meringue Pie Day. You ever noticed how lemon flavored
desserts as a kid did not taste good.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
But when you get older, they like the lemon.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
What happened? What happened to my palette that I didn't
like it as a child and now as an adult,
I love it.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
I was about to use a word people very seldom
use with you. They may your taste buds may have matured.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Matured. Yeah, okay, well I like think I like a
lemon dessert.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Tomorrow is Rumor Willis's birthday, the daughter of Bruce and
dem She'll be thirty seven. Jace Robertson Dynasty fifty six,
Steve Carrell of the Office sixty three, Timothy Hutton sixty five,
Madonna turning sixty seven along with Angela Bassett tomorrow. I
(05:39):
don't know if they're together, but they'll be the same
age they always are. James Cameron turned seventy one. Kathy
the Gifford, Kenny's former girlfriend. You ghosted her, didn't you.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I broke up with her to go out with the
Harbor Valley PTA girl.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, what was her name?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
You don't even remember your girlfriend's name?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
What was her name?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
That is?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Well?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Look good for you. Look at it. You pulled it
out of your U. If you found the brain cell
that was holding.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Up Me and Alvis Presley are Askimo brothers.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
James Taylor, but not that James Taylor, the one from
Cool in the Gang, will be seventy two tomorrow. He
played for Robert Bell. They call him cool. That's why
it's called cool and the guys he calls the Robert Bell.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Oh, it's like a whole thing.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
That's the whole thing. Reginald vel Johnson turned seventy three tomorrow.
He's the cop eating the Twinkies. And Die Harden and
Fess Parker, who was both Daniel Boone and Davy Crockett
in the TV stuff. His birthday then Sunday, anybody here
you care about Donnie Wahlberg, Probably not, Sean Penn, No,
(06:44):
probably not, Blenda Carlisle, Rick Hilton Harris's dad, Robert de Niro,
No could care less. And Davy Crockett. We'll have a
birthday of the day after fest Parker, who played.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Him on TV HI, TV Rocket.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
It's also David Well, the late David Koresh's birthday. I
hope nobody you know what. I don't want to mention
it to the where they're not in Waco anymore. I
think the Branch Davidians have scattered throughout the Central Texas area.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I'm one of the only people alive who has all
of David Koresh's music, and I have it right here.
He went to a recording study he lived in Waco.
I don't know if you're familiar with this branched video
kind of outside of town and where we have an affiliate.
And he left that city to go to another city, Dallas,
where we also have an affiliate, so he could go
to a recording studio and while he was there he
(07:36):
recorded this little number. Apparently he was a musician, and
Bill Clinton murdered him.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
M mmmmmmmmmmm.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I don't agree with it, WILLI?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
He contracted it out. I don't think he did it himself.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
No, he had the ATF to it. Yeah, that's the
problem with the ATF. You could pay them to murder people.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
What was that fire happy little gal's name that worked
for him there for a while.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
It Reno Reno Reno.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Boy, she could tear them up.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
You know. Janet Reno is a powerful woman. I always
use her as an example of how men are not
attracted to power because I don't ever think there's a
man on her if they wanted to have sex with
Janet Reno. I wouldn't think there zero men out there
that fantasized about Janet renom No anyway, So is that
it for all the birthdays?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
And we didn't hit that this day in history thing?
But I guess you know, if you guys are lazy
and just don't feel like doing it. This new generation
they lazy. I'm telling you on National Lemon Meringue Pie Day.
We want you to know about the history. But it's
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In eighteen forty eight, Waldo Hanshit patented the dental chair.
(09:00):
Where would we be without that?
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I'm probably happier.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
A lot of people think you can only use a
dental chair at the dentist's office. That's not true. I
put one in my living room. It's very comfortable. It's
basically a recliner. Yeah, it's basically a lazy boy.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yeah, Nan, do you get that big thing over your
head when you install it at your house.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, but I put snacks up there. I've got twizzlers
on it.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
It's a tray. Yeahah, it's good.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, I put food on it. Potato funions is nice. Today.
In eighteen ninety nine, Henry Ford quit Edison's company to
start a car company, loser and wonder how that went?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
No good.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Today, in eighteen fourteen, the Panama Canal officially opened. You know,
on a side note, you know what we haven't talked
about recently.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
The Panama Canal.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Yeah, that was all over the news for a while being.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
It was a huge controversy and then it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
The US China fight over the Panama Canal is still happening,
still taking place over there. And well we'll keep you
abreast of the latest from the.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Future in you'll put the Britney Spears video back on.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Absolutely thank you. Today. In nineteen forty five, World War
two gas rationing ended in the US. We were having
a conversation yesterday in the gym where I lift weights
at starting strength over on Shepherd and Bob one of
the history Bob's a history teacher, but he's also my
weightlifting coach and he was talking to us about how
the whole reason that Japan bombed Pearl Harbor was because
(10:15):
of a gas and oil in Bargo.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
No way.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yeah, they were mad about it, and they didn't just
bomb Hawaii. Did you know? The same day they attacked
a bunch of other bases around the Pacific, But nobody
ever talks about that.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
And then what happened? We kicked our ass.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
And did you know? It was originally supposed to be
called a day that would live in history, but FDR
didn't like that, so he changed it to infamy.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
And probably for the best.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yeah, yeah, anyway, today, in nineteen forty seven, Britain granted
independence to India and Pakistan. And look how great those
two countries get along today.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Sure, Today is the fifty sixth anniversary of Woodstock, the
original in nineteen sixty.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Nine, sixty nine. Yeah, I've got that on my list
as well.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Today three groovy days at a farm in New York,
over four hundred thousand people, all looking for a place
to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Thirty years later, music producers tried to recreate that magic
with the Woodstock ninety nine celebration featuring Corn Limp Biscuit
and DMX, And during the DMX concert, thousands of white
people stood in the audience and chanted the N word
in their defense. DMX was encouraging them to do it.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
They were doing the same thing from the stage.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Yeah, it was his song. Today. In nineteen sixty nine,
Apocalypse Now opened in theaters today. In nineteen ninety four,
Carlos the Jackal was captured in Sue Doll Sweet. What
was that about?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Yeah? The Carlos a Jackal is a worldwide famous assassin.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Oh cool, Yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Look for him here? No, where'd he go? Who? We
don't know?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
He just disappeared like Hunter Biden when they didn't do
that when the check comes today? Nineteen ninety five, could
maccafferty the cat?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
You saw cats? I'm sure mcaffty. No, what's that looked for?
He's not there?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Does any any know what the hell he's talking about? No?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I think he's doing another show.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
What do you know?
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Like Garth, you should be down the hall, Garfield, is.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
That what you're talking about today? In nineteen ninety five,
Air France's Concord flew around the world in thirty one hours,
twenty seven minutes, and forty nine seconds. You never seen
anything like it.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
But as a pretty quick come.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
And here's a bummer, but also kind of notable that
this happened on the same day in history, the Trump
is flying off to Anchorage, Alaska to negotiate an end
of the Russian Ukraine War. We hope on this day.
In twenty twenty one, Cobble fell to the Taliban, two
weeks after the US withdrawal. Uh huh, yeah, remember that,
Remember Joe Biden. That happened today. Don't remind me in today.
(12:42):
In Joe Biden history, Joe Biden, after twenty long years
of failed attempts at turning Afghanistan into Israel or whatever
they thought they were going to do there didn't work,
and now the Taliban controls that country. The good news
is the Taliban just released a new ad campaign and
you can go on vacation there.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Oh yeah, they're the new friendly Taliban.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Now.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Yeah, it's like an all new facelift they've given themselves.
They even hired Chelsea Handler to be their PR director.
Oh sweet, yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Houston, we have a problem.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
What's the problem?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Nothing? No, seriously, what's the problem?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Nothing?
Speaker 3 (13:15):
It's whatever.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
You don't care anyway.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Walton and Johnson Radio network dreaming today.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Let's see. Sam wants to know if I will say
nice in two years when Madonna turns sixty nine.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yes you will. I can go ahead and make that
a solemn promise.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Kevin on X points out in response to the news
about Representative Anna Paulina Luna and the Internet dimensional beings
she claims to have seen. Yah, interdimensional beings are what
the Democrats become when the warrants get signaled. Huh signed
and they are nowhere to be found. Yeah, and we
realize they're long gone and we've been misled by deep
fakes all along. Cheers from Richmond. I think he means Virginia.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Okay, we got an email from Corpus from old GM.
I don't know if y'all know, Gim, didn't you say
they did around the world flight and it took like
thirty one hours on this day in history or something
the concord. Yeah, Jim has the same question that popped
into my head. I had to think on it a
little bit longer than he did. But wouldn't it have
been a lot smarter to just use a helicopter with
(14:18):
a giant gas take on it and hover above the
ground and let the earth rotate, because that would have
shaved like six hours off the trip right there.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Yep. Why did it take thirty.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
One hours to go around the world when even if
you don't move, it only takes twenty four hours. Do
you think they went the wrong way?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
It's an interesting point.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
I think they were going against the grain. Well, it's
a different time then, you know, they didn't know any better. No,
they weren't that smart back in the nineteen hundreds.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Probably didn't have Google Maps. They were probably using Apple
Maps to get around.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Embarrassing to have lived back then.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Yeah, it's not as good of a GPS unfortunately. Uh.
An explosive map reveals American city's hardest hit by the market,
the housing market and the wrecking ball. And now apparently
some places in Texas aren't even immune. They can't escape.
One place you probably wouldn't want to move to right
now is Austin, Texas. Probably don't go to Austin, Texas.
(15:16):
According to this the housing marketing crisis. The market crisis
particularly bad in Austin As a lot of really stupid
people are moving there from California.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Yeah, and they yanked up the prices on stuff higher
than they should have been because they know these day
you know, Californias will pay you.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I know.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Then it turns out they overpaid. Now they're upside down.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
I know there's a lot of doom and gloom in
the news today, because there always is. When it bleeds,
it leads. But I'm told by my friends in the
real estate industry it's actually a buyer's market for the
first time in years. There is inventory if you're moving
to a place like Houston, for example. Obviously our local
political leaders are a bit polarizing, but one thing you
can find here is an affordable home and a lot
(15:58):
of options in a nice part oft time. And that's
not necessarily something you can find in other place you cannot. Yeah, anyway,
something to think about. Of course, if you listen to
this radio show, we don't mind if you moved to Houston,
because you're probably the right kind.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Of person, and that means more listeners for us. I
think we can pack a few.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
More in uh. Claims that a glamorous bikini designer who
was found dead on a New York yacht was suffering
from brain cancer are now being investigated by detectives in
a shocking twist to.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
The family that is a shocking twist.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
We spoke about this earlier, and that information wasn't shared
earlier in the show.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
It's a brand new, breaking, shocking twist.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
The thirty three year old Martha Nolan Oslatara was found dead.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I always thought you was saying, like sloot Tallra is slaw.
It's a very hard to notice the difference. But when
you see it written out, is not sloot, it's slot
slat slat tall lat Anyway, she's dead, That's all I'm saying.
She was found on board a Ritzy Hampton's last week
after she had a meeting with an American insurance tycoon.
(17:04):
After the initial post mortem failed to yield to cause death,
the grief stricken family traveled from Ireland to the US
to demand a second opinion autopsy. Uh huh. But during it,
I guess the second opinion was she's dead. Oh yeah,
she's dead, same as the first guy during on a
telephone call.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
In the days following her death, it is understood that
her mother was asked by detectives about the claim that
the daughter had brain cancer. They didn't know that the
fashionista's mother, who kept close contact with her daughter on
an almost daily Basis was astounded by the claims and
told detectives her daughter was perfectly healthy except for the
fact that she's dead.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Well other than that, though, yeah, I mean right up
until the minute she just stopped breathing. She's not doing
pretty good now.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
The night before she died, the swimwear brand founder is
understood to have headed to the luxury mon Talk yacht club.
Is that nice to speak with a sixty year old
insurance mogul Christopher Dernan? Is it nice? But yeah, apparently
they're pretty boomy.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Every time you say it. It just you know, you'd
like put a little montalk the monpod like it must
be extra nine. Is that anywhere near Martha's vineyard?
Speaker 1 (18:05):
It is?
Speaker 2 (18:07):
There's news from Martha's house too.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
There's news about the Martha's Vineyard African American Film Festival today.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
What, Yeah, the African American Film Festival is in Mark
Mark Martha's vineyards.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
I'm sure we're all asking the same question. Is there
a black person on Martha's vineyard? Yes, As a matter
of fact, I believe there's one per household. Really, Oh no,
mister no.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Jasmine Crockett's up there miles and off from Martha's vineyard.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Boy, she gets around.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Yeah, it's well. And apparently she go if she travels
a lot too. Apparently that's what I hear. African American
Film Festival. You'd naturally want a Texas representative to be there, right.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Yeah, on the Upper East Coast, not even a it's
not even in Texas. What was she doing.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
There watching African American films, I guess, But also letting
fellow Democrats know that her plan is for them.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Now.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
You know, when they talk about how the Republicans want
to take over the government and become dictators and all
that kind of stuff, that sounds terrible, but then when
Democrats talk about them doing it, it's great. And she
is demanding that the minute the Democrats take power back
that they start doing things like building out that Supreme Court,
(19:33):
you know, like they what they call packing the court.
She's a big fan of pack in the court. We
got to make Puerto Rico and Washington, d C. States,
so we'll have extra Democrat representatives from the states who
will help us control the country.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Have you know? That sounds like.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
She's trying to get them to do some kind of
thing takeover or something, which I thought they did not
approve of.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Any of things I always found interesting about Puerto Rico.
You would assume most of them would want statehoods. Surprisingly,
there are a lot of them that don't.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
You vote on it. I've had multiple votes and it
still comes out Nah, Yeah, we don't really want to.
I think it's actually better for them to be a protectorate. Yeah,
it has something to do with taxes. I don't claim
to understand it.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
And then the other thing I always thought was interesting
about Puerto Rico, having grown up in Chicago, there are
a lot of homeless Puerto Rican drug addicts on the
street there, and you can't ignore that. They're all over
the place. You wonder why are there so many drug
addicted homeless Puerto Ricans. Turns out, on the island of
Puerto Rico, there is a program for years it's existed
where if you're a drug addict, they will send you
(20:39):
to Chicago to participate in a drug rehab program. I
had to pay to go up there myself. It was
on my own dime. And they don't bring you home. Oh,
there's a one way take it to Chicago. That's probably
something that put in the fine print that nobody reads, Yeah,
imagine that. Well, look, huh, you know, I'm not a
drug addicted Puerto Rican, but twenty bucks is twenty bucks.
(21:00):
She heard that, you know what I'm saying here.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
After several hours, Joe finally gave up on logic and
reason and simply told the cabinet that he could talk
to plants and that they wanted water. He made believers
out of everyone.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
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I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!