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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dine from free Free Palestine. They just like saying that
at Rock Corn's here. It's now they don't have that
to say anymore. Donald Trump already did it, he freed Palestine. Yeah,
but they don't really keep up with the news dude.
It's it's so bizarre. Last night at the concert, I
thought I was like, did I go back in time?
They come out on stage, they're like, f Donald Trump, Yeah,
(00:21):
f M and then free Palestine. Yeah, but that's the
guy that just freed p just did that is so awkward.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
But again, the news media don't tell them all that stuff.
It just tells them what they want to hear. That's all.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Well, we got bigger problems kids, and it's not good.
It's not good news for black people.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Nothing seems to be going good for black people anymore.
All right, thanks to all the help we get in
from Obama and Katanji Brown. They supposed to be hipping,
they hate hippin.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I'm gonna explain the news story to you and then
at some point you're gonna say, but what does that
have to do with black people? Okay, And that's fine.
I want to get out ahead of that right now. Uh,
the Miami Dade Sheriff's Office is testing out an autonomous
police vehicle. How heavy is it? How much does it? Wait,
it's autonomous, Bill, Yet it's a first. It's a self
driving patrol car.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Oh well, why didn't you say so? You're talking about
it was like a ton plus no.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Autonomous means it drives itself, like those taxi cabs that
drive themselves.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
There was That was what Alec Baldwin's car was doing
when he was just riding along.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
The car drove into the tree. You know, Bill, Yeah,
that's not at all true. And that's that's very true.
It's what he said.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
That doesn't want to doubt the man.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
That is not what he said. And that's not what
we're talking about that part of the story. The Miami
Dad Sheriff's Office now has a self driving patrol car.
The autonomous vehicle will initially be limited to appearances at
community events, but eventually they think it's going to be
have broader use. According to a press release, they'll actually
use this to go out and make arrest, detain people.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
And that's the way the black people come in.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
They're gonna go run over black people with their driver
loos car Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
So in the promo photo of the autonomous petrol via,
call for.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Says sheriff right across it.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
No, wait, yeah, it's a sheriff, A big bowl, green
all cap letters, just screams sheriff. So we're looking at
the publicity photo right now that the press release had attached,
and do you notice what's in the back seat there?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I can't see in the back seat, there's some kind
of a I don't know, a flyer or something taped
to the window.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
It's a black person. They put a black person in
the back seat behind the flyer. No, that's what that is.
That's a picture of a black person in the window
they made The sheriff's office, the Miami Dad Sheriff's Office
put out a photo of a self driving patrol car
and they put a black person in the back seat.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Now, obviously you know that ain't a real criminal back there,
because look at that big old smile on if they
he grinning from you to your What's what's he grinning about?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
You know they do that on purpose. So you know
who in charge of that CUTTLETI can't it. Don't tell me,
you don't know. I don't know, no way to know, Hi,
there's no way to know. I will say Katanji Brown
made a point earlier. She said black people are disabled,
that's why they need help voting.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
That's right, because she's a Supreme Court justice, so you
have to go with that.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Now, I find that demeaning to black people. I think
a lot of black people probably would. But if we
now have these autonomous patrol cars, maybe the Miami Dade
Sheriff's Office, a self driving police vehicle could take black
people to the polling location.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Maybe Otherwise they're there's no way they could even get
into the building, much less, you know, have an ID.
So those are two holebacks. Now that we found out
the black means disabled, I don't.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Think it does. For the record, that's what she says.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
These are the people that run the country. They tell
us the rules. She has deciphered the coded messages withinside
the United States Constitution, and she has come up with
her own version of the law.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Well, mister, oh, I don't think you're disabled. Do you
think you're enabled enough to do sports? Right now?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
You know? I guess I could give it a.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
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Speaker 1 (04:28):
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Speaker 3 (04:34):
Al right, of a Toronto over Seattle thirteen to four,
but Seeattle still lead two to one, so it ain't
over yet. Atball, that's our They back at it tonight
the Major League Baseball playoffs. Meantime, the Dogs Dodgers a
home a little later today and they got a two
zero lead over Milwaukee, so that could in uh real
(04:59):
quick tonight. I know you gonna want to be a
part of this. They call somebody called it. I don't
know who came up with his name.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
But it's funny.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
It's the icy hot bowl on the NFL Thursday Night Football.
Why is it icy Hot because that's who the sponsor is.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yeah, it's cause quarterback Aaron Rodgers of the Steelers is
forty one and the Bengals quarterback is Joe Flacco, who
is forty. So your two starting quarterbacks on forty and
forty one years old. Both of them have Super Bowl rings,
by the way, so it's the Icy Hot Bowl because
(05:39):
they're going to be sore tomorrow, you know.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
You know, there's two things I did this year that
I've never done before. The first is visit a chiropractor,
and then the other one was use jockeitch cream. I
never used him, and I really I thought there was
something wrong with me. I was like, why is it
so itchy? And I went to a doctor. I was like,
tell me what kind of VD I've got? And he's like,
you don't have VD and I was like, what do
you mean? Look how rad and in flame today. He's like,
you have a fungal it's it's jocketch, not a venereal disease.
(06:04):
You're just nasty. No, he said, I was exercising too much.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
You know.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I was like, doctor, I can't exercise too much. I
was like, what do I do about this? He's like,
you put this cream on it. And I was like,
I can't buy jocketch cream. That's embarrassing. He's like, would
you rather have inflamed balls? And I said no, and
he said, well, here's the cream.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
What you need is somebody there at home with you
to help you scratch. Then you won't mind itching so much.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I don't have that. I don't.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
You just have Milton and you don't probably don't want
to turn him loose.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
See that was what confused me, because I haven't any
haven't any action in a while.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I was like, you a scratchy ball thag. He was
pulled on the Sports Report.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I feel like it became it when you brought up
icy Hot. I don't get to decide what you say.
It was a joke. They don't have bowl games in
the NFL. That's a college thing. Called it the Icy
Hot Bowl is a joke. You didn't even get that,
y'all didn't y'all didn't see how that work. Calls him
two quarterbacks with old crippled dude. See, I'm gonna need
a little rope down anyway. Moving on, in that case,
I was just kidding too. I don't I don't really
(07:00):
have jockeysh yeah, I wouldn't have talked about that on
the air.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
That would have been if you'd get your hand out
of your crotch.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I mean it.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Trade talks in the NFL include the great Derrick Henry
running back Baltimore, thinking about I've heard trading him over
to the New England Patriots.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Now.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
They said he started out the season great. First game,
I mean he was just running and gunning like Derrick
Henry do. And then for the next few games it
looked like he was really struggling. So I'm acting myself.
Was he struggling or do he want to get traded?
And that's where you act when you want to get traded.
We'll see. I don't know the man. We talked about
(07:40):
this yesterday. Probably another reminder, if you've got a kidney,
you're not using the Nick Man Goold, formerly of the
New York Jets, would would love for you to, you know,
maybe loan it to him for the rest of his life.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Oh does he need a kidney?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Didn't you say you had three belly?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah, well I did, but I gave one away already.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Oh okay, yeah, and I'm saving the other two from
a kids god in case they need it.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Otherwise, I'd be happy to just dish one up. That's
mighty generously.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
That is mighty mighty generous.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Oh and as you may have heard, there is going
to be an alternative to the super Bowl halftime show.
That lady from uh, what's the name, Charlie Kirk. Dudes
is white Erica Kirk.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
That's her. Uh, she putting together a big program.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
And I've heard everything from you know, the musicians, that
kid Rock Dude, he's supposed to be a part of it,
Laura Trump and yeah, her Wow, a bunch of other people.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
And the question they ask is are you.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Gonna watch it instead of the regular super Bowl with
that weird dude bunny man.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Cross stressing part of Eco Guy.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
I would say to my to the question are you
gonna watch it? Are you gonna tell me where I
can watch it? Because every time I see one of
these stories about how it's gonna be the biggest thing,
they take it over the NFL, it's gonna be the
best halftime show of all time. It is all American
patriotic show. They'd never tell me where is it?
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Gonna be is it?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Do I have to go get a streaming service? Is
it gonna be on Fox? It ain't gonna be on
whatever network is showing me to Super Bowl? So do
where do I watch? Ain't nobody helped me out with that. Well,
there's plenty of time, I think, though, Well, there's no rush.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
It's February before we need to know.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Yeah, I mean, in no time at all, you're gonna
get to hear the music of Lara Trump, and your
life will never be the same again after that. When
you hear Lara Trump sing like an angel into your
ear canals, you're just gonna love it.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
It's not working for some reason, Thank you. Sometimes technology
knows best.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
That's a shame.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
I thought we heard it earlier in the week, and
maybe the computer just recognized the fact that it's not
something people need to hear.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
My computer really doesn't want to hear Lara Trump's new
music video, Eyes of God is what it's called.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Well, okay, maybe we just need to jiggle some wars.
We'll come back and it'll probably all be fixed right up.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
So thank you and only human naturally.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I mean, it's so beautiful.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
No, this is Laura Trump yeah, this kind of makes
me want to vote for Democrats.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
I'm gonna be honest with respectfully, who gives a shit
about Mexican food. Sure it tastes good, but every dish is.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
The exact same thing.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Everything is a taco, but they call it different things.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
It's it's bullshit.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
If I served a burger to you upside down, it's
still a burger, Okay, it's it doesn't become a salad.
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. Someone else has
had to have picked up on this as well.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Right, this is the Walton and Johnson Show.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Oh, we have more crime to report, and we have
a video in Nancy Pelosi freaking out on a journalist. Oh,
the crime will wait. There's so much crime to report.
You could just pick a city in a state and
then there'll be crime.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
All right.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Nancy Pelosi is wearing a green corduroy jacket. That's not
part of the story. I just wanted to point that
out because even though I'm not gay, even I know
that's a bad look.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
That's a terrible look.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yeah, she looks horrible. Who is the woman to her
right holding up the phone, Savannah Hernandez. I thought you'd
know her. She's pretty, she's a journalist. She's been on
my morning show, afternoon show.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
I mean, did you guys hit it off? Was there
immediate chemistry? Did you feel a spark? You gotta stop,
you gotta get it.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I'm trying to get you out of the whole. Uh,
you know website dating.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
I've given updating. I don't date anymore. Yes, yes, I'm
vow of abstinence.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Every time I passed behind you and look at your
computer screen, you seem to have a dating site up.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
No, that's because I'm blocking them. I'm I'm removing them
from my search history.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Oh, the thousands and thousands of women who are stampeding
to you to try to get you to take.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Them out, that's not what's happening.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
It's sad.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
I'm telling them, I'm swiping left on them. I'm saying, no,
it's like when you go to strip clubs so you
can get directions on how to get away from there.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Exactly.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Yeah, Billy Billy, I gets it, Although he is maybe
right about that. Gal, what's your name again?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
It doesn't matter what her name is and where part
of Texas she's from anyway, The point is so Nancy
Pelosi is standing around on the steps of the US Capitol.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yes, oh yeah, that's right. This is about Nancy.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
When a journalist who works for Mike Lindell my Pillow
dot com really from Lynnell TV. You know lynnd Del TV. Yeah, yeah,
everybody loves Lyndel TV is standing around. Uh, and then
this happens. Hang on roll the tape, please rewind let's
are you at all concerned that the new January sixth
Committee will find.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
You liable to that?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
But I am right now?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Are you all concerned about the new January sixth committee
finding you liable? Just walking away? She's about to snap.
Get ready, here it comes, it's coming.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Shut up. I did not refuse the National Guard. The
President didn't send it.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Why are you coming here with Republican talking points as
if you're as serious journals American.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
She's swinging her arms like she wants to hurt her y.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
She is pointing that finger in her face and tells
her to shut up. That is not a good look
for a statesman.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Nancy Pelosi is a danger to journalists everywhere. She's endangered
that young woman's life.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
You also notice how she's walking This is separate from
the from the shut up part of the story, like
a disabled black person. According to she disabled, but she
ain't black. But she is extremely old. She is was
she ninety? Holding on to people's arms as they're you know,
it's kind of like they're like in a nursing home,
escorting her to the bathroom or something. You know, we'll
(13:36):
hold you up while you have to do your business. Wow,
just like that.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
She is rude.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Rude. Well, but you guys talked about this earlier.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Do people want to know? We still have questions?
Speaker 3 (13:46):
There? They are snapping. Nancy Pelosi just shut up with
Bernie and AOC. They snapped. Yesterday, AOC was peppered by
multiple questions that she did not appreciate.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Liberal Democrats are unhinged. They're a danger to everyone around them.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
They are and Letitia James, she'd always been unhinged.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
She's harboring a criminal in her home.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Yeah, but don't dare bring it up. Don't ask her
about it. She won't like that.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Well, I want to know. I have questions. Why is
there a criminal in your house? You're the Attorney General
of New York. Why are you committing mortgage fraud in
harboring criminals.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
That's a damn good question. Maybe because she disabled, she
didn't know it was wrong. You know a lot of
times us disable people we can't know stuff.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
See, I get your point, because you're I'm not sure
who's enjoying this more us or him. I don't know
if that's going to work at court. But a group
of pro homascoons at Case Western University have been forced
to pay four hundred thousand dollars in restitution for vandalism
at the university. The university vowed to prosecute them and
(14:49):
take away their degrees. Public radio in Ohio tries to
drum up sympathy by complaining that these Jabbronis were forced
to work multiple jobs, took on overtime, and even went
into thousands of dollars in debt to pay for the restitution.
Is that right? Yeah? Imagine that. Huh. It's adorable. You
guys got into trouble for doing some vandalism, and now
the liberal media is trying to make.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Us feel bad for you. Yeah, because they're the victims here. Obviously,
I don't think they are victims.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Actually, I think I think they might actually be the
villains in the news story.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
You're gonna make a terrible democrat. Yeah. Sorry.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
This portion of today's program has brought to you by
our censor, who reminds you to watch your mouth.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
You alls, Walton and Johnson Radio Network,
Dine from free Free Palestine. They just like saying that
at Rock Corn's here. It's now they don't have that
to say anymore. Donald Trump already did it, he freed Palestine. Yeah,
but they don't really keep up with the news dude.
It's it's so bizarre. Last night at the concert, I
thought I was like, did I go back in time?
They come out on stage, they're like, f Donald Trump, Yeah,
(00:21):
f M and then free Palestine. Yeah, but that's the
guy that just freed p just did that is so awkward.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
But again, the news media don't tell them all that stuff.
It just tells them what they want to hear. That's all.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Well, we got bigger problems kids, and it's not good.
It's not good news for black people.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Nothing seems to be going good for black people anymore.
All right, thanks to all the help we get in
from Obama and Katanji Brown. They supposed to be hipping,
they hate hippin.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I'm gonna explain the news story to you and then
at some point you're gonna say, but what does that
have to do with black people? Okay, And that's fine.
I want to get out ahead of that right now. Uh,
the Miami Dade Sheriff's Office is testing out an autonomous
police vehicle. How heavy is it? How much does it? Wait,
it's autonomous, Bill, Yet it's a first. It's a self
driving patrol car.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Oh well, why didn't you say so? You're talking about
it was like a ton plus no.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Autonomous means it drives itself, like those taxi cabs that
drive themselves.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
There was That was what Alec Baldwin's car was doing
when he was just riding along.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
The car drove into the tree. You know, Bill, Yeah,
that's not at all true. And that's that's very true.
It's what he said.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
That doesn't want to doubt the man.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
That is not what he said. And that's not what
we're talking about that part of the story. The Miami
Dad Sheriff's Office now has a self driving patrol car.
The autonomous vehicle will initially be limited to appearances at
community events, but eventually they think it's going to be
have broader use. According to a press release, they'll actually
use this to go out and make arrest, detain people.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
And that's the way the black people come in.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
They're gonna go run over black people with their driver
loos car Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
So in the promo photo of the autonomous petrol via,
call for.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Says sheriff right across it.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
No, wait, yeah, it's a sheriff, A big bowl, green
all cap letters, just screams sheriff. So we're looking at
the publicity photo right now that the press release had attached,
and do you notice what's in the back seat there?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I can't see in the back seat, there's some kind
of a I don't know, a flyer or something taped
to the window.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
It's a black person. They put a black person in
the back seat behind the flyer. No, that's what that is.
That's a picture of a black person in the window
they made The sheriff's office, the Miami Dad Sheriff's Office
put out a photo of a self driving patrol car
and they put a black person in the back seat.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Now, obviously you know that ain't a real criminal back there,
because look at that big old smile on if they
he grinning from you to your What's what's he grinning about?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
You know they do that on purpose. So you know
who in charge of that CUTTLETI can't it. Don't tell me,
you don't know. I don't know, no way to know, Hi,
there's no way to know. I will say Katanji Brown
made a point earlier. She said black people are disabled,
that's why they need help voting.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
That's right, because she's a Supreme Court justice, so you
have to go with that.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Now, I find that demeaning to black people. I think
a lot of black people probably would. But if we
now have these autonomous patrol cars, maybe the Miami Dade
Sheriff's Office, a self driving police vehicle could take black
people to the polling location.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Maybe Otherwise they're there's no way they could even get
into the building, much less, you know, have an ID.
So those are two holebacks. Now that we found out
the black means disabled, I don't.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Think it does. For the record, that's what she says.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
These are the people that run the country. They tell
us the rules. She has deciphered the coded messages withinside
the United States Constitution, and she has come up with
her own version of the law.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Well, mister, oh, I don't think you're disabled. Do you
think you're enabled enough to do sports? Right now?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
You know? I guess I could give it a.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
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Speaker 3 (04:16):
Well, you'll be able to sleep better at night on
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Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah. Absolutely, and it's all thanks to Mike Lindell.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
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Speaker 3 (04:34):
Al right, of a Toronto over Seattle thirteen to four,
but Seeattle still lead two to one, so it ain't
over yet. Atball, that's our They back at it tonight
the Major League Baseball playoffs. Meantime, the Dogs Dodgers a
home a little later today and they got a two
zero lead over Milwaukee, so that could in uh real
(04:59):
quick tonight. I know you gonna want to be a
part of this. They call somebody called it. I don't
know who came up with his name.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
But it's funny.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
It's the icy hot bowl on the NFL Thursday Night Football.
Why is it icy Hot because that's who the sponsor is.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yeah, it's cause quarterback Aaron Rodgers of the Steelers is
forty one and the Bengals quarterback is Joe Flacco, who
is forty. So your two starting quarterbacks on forty and
forty one years old. Both of them have Super Bowl rings,
by the way, so it's the Icy Hot Bowl because
(05:39):
they're going to be sore tomorrow, you know.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
You know, there's two things I did this year that
I've never done before. The first is visit a chiropractor,
and then the other one was use jockeitch cream. I
never used him, and I really I thought there was
something wrong with me. I was like, why is it
so itchy? And I went to a doctor. I was like,
tell me what kind of VD I've got? And he's like,
you don't have VD and I was like, what do
you mean? Look how rad and in flame today. He's like,
you have a fungal it's it's jocketch, not a venereal disease.
(06:04):
You're just nasty. No, he said, I was exercising too much.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
You know.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I was like, doctor, I can't exercise too much. I
was like, what do I do about this? He's like,
you put this cream on it. And I was like,
I can't buy jocketch cream. That's embarrassing. He's like, would
you rather have inflamed balls? And I said no, and
he said, well, here's the cream.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
What you need is somebody there at home with you
to help you scratch. Then you won't mind itching so much.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I don't have that. I don't.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
You just have Milton and you don't probably don't want
to turn him loose.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
See that was what confused me, because I haven't any
haven't any action in a while.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I was like, you a scratchy ball thag. He was
pulled on the Sports Report.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I feel like it became it when you brought up
icy Hot. I don't get to decide what you say.
It was a joke. They don't have bowl games in
the NFL. That's a college thing. Called it the Icy
Hot Bowl is a joke. You didn't even get that,
y'all didn't y'all didn't see how that work. Calls him
two quarterbacks with old crippled dude. See, I'm gonna need
a little rope down anyway. Moving on, in that case,
I was just kidding too. I don't I don't really
(07:00):
have jockeysh yeah, I wouldn't have talked about that on
the air.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
That would have been if you'd get your hand out
of your crotch.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I mean it.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Trade talks in the NFL include the great Derrick Henry
running back Baltimore, thinking about I've heard trading him over
to the New England Patriots.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Now.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
They said he started out the season great. First game,
I mean he was just running and gunning like Derrick
Henry do. And then for the next few games it
looked like he was really struggling. So I'm acting myself.
Was he struggling or do he want to get traded?
And that's where you act when you want to get traded.
We'll see. I don't know the man. We talked about
(07:40):
this yesterday. Probably another reminder, if you've got a kidney,
you're not using the Nick Man Goold, formerly of the
New York Jets, would would love for you to, you know,
maybe loan it to him for the rest of his life.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Oh does he need a kidney?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Didn't you say you had three belly?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah, well I did, but I gave one away already.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Oh okay, yeah, and I'm saving the other two from
a kids god in case they need it.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Otherwise, I'd be happy to just dish one up. That's
mighty generously.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
That is mighty mighty generous.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Oh and as you may have heard, there is going
to be an alternative to the super Bowl halftime show.
That lady from uh, what's the name, Charlie Kirk. Dudes
is white Erica Kirk.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
That's her. Uh, she putting together a big program.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
And I've heard everything from you know, the musicians, that
kid Rock Dude, he's supposed to be a part of it,
Laura Trump and yeah, her Wow, a bunch of other people.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
And the question they ask is are you.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Gonna watch it instead of the regular super Bowl with
that weird dude bunny man.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Cross stressing part of Eco Guy.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
I would say to my to the question are you
gonna watch it? Are you gonna tell me where I
can watch it? Because every time I see one of
these stories about how it's gonna be the biggest thing,
they take it over the NFL, it's gonna be the
best halftime show of all time. It is all American
patriotic show. They'd never tell me where is it?
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Gonna be is it?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Do I have to go get a streaming service? Is
it gonna be on Fox? It ain't gonna be on
whatever network is showing me to Super Bowl? So do
where do I watch? Ain't nobody helped me out with that. Well,
there's plenty of time, I think, though, Well, there's no rush.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
It's February before we need to know.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Yeah, I mean, in no time at all, you're gonna
get to hear the music of Lara Trump, and your
life will never be the same again after that. When
you hear Lara Trump sing like an angel into your
ear canals, you're just gonna love it.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
It's not working for some reason, Thank you. Sometimes technology
knows best.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
That's a shame.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
I thought we heard it earlier in the week, and
maybe the computer just recognized the fact that it's not
something people need to hear.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
My computer really doesn't want to hear Lara Trump's new
music video, Eyes of God is what it's called.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Well, okay, maybe we just need to jiggle some wars.
We'll come back and it'll probably all be fixed right up.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
So thank you and only human naturally.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I mean, it's so beautiful.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
No, this is Laura Trump yeah, this kind of makes
me want to vote for Democrats.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
I'm gonna be honest with respectfully, who gives a shit
about Mexican food. Sure it tastes good, but every dish is.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
The exact same thing.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Everything is a taco, but they call it different things.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
It's it's bullshit.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
If I served a burger to you upside down, it's
still a burger, Okay, it's it doesn't become a salad.
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. Someone else has
had to have picked up on this as well.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Right, this is the Walton and Johnson Show.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Oh, we have more crime to report, and we have
a video in Nancy Pelosi freaking out on a journalist. Oh,
the crime will wait. There's so much crime to report.
You could just pick a city in a state and
then there'll be crime.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
All right.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Nancy Pelosi is wearing a green corduroy jacket. That's not
part of the story. I just wanted to point that
out because even though I'm not gay, even I know
that's a bad look.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
That's a terrible look.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yeah, she looks horrible. Who is the woman to her
right holding up the phone, Savannah Hernandez. I thought you'd
know her. She's pretty, she's a journalist. She's been on
my morning show, afternoon show.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
I mean, did you guys hit it off? Was there
immediate chemistry? Did you feel a spark? You gotta stop,
you gotta get it.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I'm trying to get you out of the whole. Uh,
you know website dating.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
I've given updating. I don't date anymore. Yes, yes, I'm
vow of abstinence.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Every time I passed behind you and look at your
computer screen, you seem to have a dating site up.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
No, that's because I'm blocking them. I'm I'm removing them
from my search history.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Oh, the thousands and thousands of women who are stampeding
to you to try to get you to take.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Them out, that's not what's happening.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
It's sad.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
I'm telling them, I'm swiping left on them. I'm saying, no,
it's like when you go to strip clubs so you
can get directions on how to get away from there.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Exactly.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Yeah, Billy Billy, I gets it, Although he is maybe
right about that. Gal, what's your name again?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
It doesn't matter what her name is and where part
of Texas she's from anyway, The point is so Nancy
Pelosi is standing around on the steps of the US Capitol.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yes, oh yeah, that's right. This is about Nancy.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
When a journalist who works for Mike Lindell my Pillow
dot com really from Lynnell TV. You know lynnd Del TV. Yeah, yeah,
everybody loves Lyndel TV is standing around. Uh, and then
this happens. Hang on roll the tape, please rewind let's
are you at all concerned that the new January sixth
Committee will find.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
You liable to that?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
But I am right now?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Are you all concerned about the new January sixth committee
finding you liable? Just walking away? She's about to snap.
Get ready, here it comes, it's coming.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Shut up. I did not refuse the National Guard. The
President didn't send it.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Why are you coming here with Republican talking points as
if you're as serious journals American.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
She's swinging her arms like she wants to hurt her y.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
She is pointing that finger in her face and tells
her to shut up. That is not a good look
for a statesman.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Nancy Pelosi is a danger to journalists everywhere. She's endangered
that young woman's life.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
You also notice how she's walking This is separate from
the from the shut up part of the story, like
a disabled black person. According to she disabled, but she
ain't black. But she is extremely old. She is was
she ninety? Holding on to people's arms as they're you know,
it's kind of like they're like in a nursing home,
escorting her to the bathroom or something. You know, we'll
(13:36):
hold you up while you have to do your business. Wow,
just like that.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
She is rude.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Rude. Well, but you guys talked about this earlier.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Do people want to know? We still have questions?
Speaker 3 (13:46):
There? They are snapping. Nancy Pelosi just shut up with
Bernie and AOC. They snapped. Yesterday, AOC was peppered by
multiple questions that she did not appreciate.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Liberal Democrats are unhinged. They're a danger to everyone around them.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
They are and Letitia James, she'd always been unhinged.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
She's harboring a criminal in her home.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Yeah, but don't dare bring it up. Don't ask her
about it. She won't like that.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Well, I want to know. I have questions. Why is
there a criminal in your house? You're the Attorney General
of New York. Why are you committing mortgage fraud in
harboring criminals.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
That's a damn good question. Maybe because she disabled, she
didn't know it was wrong. You know a lot of
times us disable people we can't know stuff.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
See, I get your point, because you're I'm not sure
who's enjoying this more us or him. I don't know
if that's going to work at court. But a group
of pro homascoons at Case Western University have been forced
to pay four hundred thousand dollars in restitution for vandalism
at the university. The university vowed to prosecute them and
(14:49):
take away their degrees. Public radio in Ohio tries to
drum up sympathy by complaining that these Jabbronis were forced
to work multiple jobs, took on overtime, and even went
into thousands of dollars in debt to pay for the restitution.
Is that right? Yeah? Imagine that. Huh. It's adorable. You
guys got into trouble for doing some vandalism, and now
the liberal media is trying to make.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Us feel bad for you. Yeah, because they're the victims here. Obviously,
I don't think they are victims.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Actually, I think I think they might actually be the
villains in the news story.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
You're gonna make a terrible democrat. Yeah. Sorry.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
This portion of today's program has brought to you by
our censor, who reminds you to watch your mouth.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
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