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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, it's called music. Yeah. Nice, I like that. Yeah,
we're getting in. We're getting around into colts.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Today on the Walton Johnson Show, I guys said something
about being healthy and then he mentioned to Bobby reminded me,
did you see the the little clip of Trump in
the White House with the uh Kennedy, Bobby Kennedy, the junior.
He's all about the health and everything. And then they
got that gray haired doctor. I forget which one it is,
one of those TV doctors that's now.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
You're talking about doctor Oz. Yeah, sure, yeah, I'm sure
it's doctor.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I didn't know which one it was. Any there's doctor Drew.
There's that OZ guy.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Uh, you know, but he's not wearing green, which I
thought all the people from OZ were green, but I
guess not now.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
No, No, he's uh, he's a carpetbagger. Remember he went
to Pennsylvania and he lost a fetter minutes.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
That guy Oz, the Wizard of Oz, this is you know,
that's his name.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Anyway, they're staying behind Trump while Trump's giving a little talk,
and all of a sudden, Bobby Kennedy just sneeze.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
We'll get it down even for but insulin was people
weren't taking it. I would imagine that they couldn't take it.
God bless you, Bobby. Oh but I didn't catch COVID
just there.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
You could kind of see the look in Bobby's eyes
right before he sneezed, like he was trying to hold
it in.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
But at least he did sneeze into his elbow. He
ruined his suit, you know, probably got it all shiny.
So then Trump starts asking for can I get some
Paslovan over here?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Somebody get me some packsloavied quick? What is packs load?
That's one of those things they were taking for COVID.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Vice President jd Vance calling out Senate Democrats for shiding
with criminal illegal aliens and shutting down the government.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
The far left faction of Senate Democrats shut down the
government because we wouldn't give them hundreds of billions of
dollars for health care benefits for illegal aliens. The far
left faction of Senate Democrats.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Shut down the government. I guess that's all the sound by.
It just keeps rotiting.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
He was just on Fox and Friends this morning, and
he was also on CBS Morning News, as you know
they I guess CBS still does news. Who knew, and
he was talking about how the Senate Democrats are trying
to shut down the government.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
They did shut it down. First of all, why are
we in this position.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
We're in this position because Senate Democrats decided that they
were going to shut down the government, despite the fact
that the House voted to keep the government open. And
I to be honest, Tony, it's actually not all Senate Democrats,
so they're great credit. A number of moderate Democrats voted
with Republicans to keep the government open last night.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
Fetterman, isn't it really aggravating when he's making more sense
than pretty much anybody else in the Democrat Party?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Oh yeah, of all the curveballs the Democrat Party threw us,
John Fetterman, being a reasonable guy was not something that
I was expecting.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
To be on the menu.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
And it's not that it's so reasonable, it's just that
the other side, I mean, the rest of them are
just so much further to the unreasonable side that it
makes him seem regular.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
In the meantime, Stephen Miller was on Fox News last
night and he was talking about a lot of the
political violence. You know, it's not getting a ton of coverage,
but leftist are rioting in the streets in place is
like Chicago and Portland and even suburban enclaves anywhere where
there's an ice facility. Suddenly your community has become a
dangerous place for a political fervor.
Speaker 7 (03:09):
Well, the Democrat Party has become a party that openly
aids and encourages and Foemen's violence. We all live through
the unspeakable tragedy of nearly too successful, of two nearly
successful assassination attempts on President Trump, a bullet came within
a centimeter of taking his life. We watched in agony
(03:32):
and horror as a craze left wing terrorists murdered Charlie
Kirk just while he's giving a speech, having a debate
on a college campus. We watched the United Healthcare CEO
get gunned down in cold blood. We saw just days
ago a sniper try to take out ice officers.
Speaker 8 (03:54):
And what do all of these killers and assassins have
in common. They've been radicalized by Democrat Party rhetoric that
describes anyone who doesn't share their warped, twisted worldview as
fascist worthy by implication of execution.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Have you seen his wife, Katie Miller, She's out, She's
part of the team. Now apparently she's on the she's
one of the Calm directors, and she's got a podcast.
And whenever you see these people's wives, they don't look
how you think they're going to.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Look? What do you think she'd look like?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Well, everyone says that this Steven Miller guy is some
kind of neo Nazi or whatever, but his wife is
a brown lady.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
You know, I thought that was against the rules. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
what's you talk about?
Speaker 7 (04:38):
Now?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Look, she's uh here, take a look. I got around
the screen here, hey you there. Yeah, she's pretty, but
also not doesn't look arian to me. I was not
even a little, not even ish ish. I was expecting
the fourth Reich to look a little different.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
You know.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
It's not what I was. Blonder or whatever is what's it?
A mister l less melanin or what am I?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
That word more of it? Or I always forget. We've
got plenty, she's got enough melanin. Yeah, she looked good.
Well anyway, And that's what his wife looks like.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Now she she is.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
If she's Hispanic, I don't know where she's shrum. But
if she she is a white Hispanic don't forget or
a white Asian whatever it is she is, she's she's
a white one of them because that way.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
She married a conservative, right, she looks kind of Indian
to me or something, And yeah, I couldn't tell you.
Are you sure she's Hispanic and normally that's the kind
of people the Democrats love.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
You can't quite tell.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah, I thought they liked inter racial marriages. Well, just
not when it's Clarence Thomas, J. D Vance, Stephen Miller,
or thousands of other people in the Republican Party.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
That seems to be a kind of a trend developing
there about that one. But other than that, they love.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
We'll be right back after this commercial break as long
as you're not gay, not that there's anything wrong with that.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Well in Johnson Show, will be right back. Good question,
you get an answer.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Weird wondered what kind of brown was Katie Miller, that's
Stephen Miller's wife.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah, we did ask that, and.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
One of our listeners pointed out Jewish.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
She's Jewish. That's a brown thing. I didn't.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I thought it was a religion. Well it's more than that.
It's but Middle Eastern or is she from the area.
Jewish or you know, converted.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I don't know, it's such. She's from Florida. Oh, well
that explains it. It doesn't.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Actually it's a sun it's a Suntan state. I hang on, guys,
Jewish is not a race. Maybe she just tends it's
a religion.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Well, what are they called Ashkenazi Jews? That's a thing?
Is that a thing? I think? So I'm probably saying
it wrong, but oh I hope.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
So.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yeah, that didn't sound good at all. Well, it's not
my thing.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I know you didn't make it up anyway, But that's
the answer. Jew Yeah, that was important that we get
that settled. Oh, that we can move on.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
That reminds me. When is yam Kapor tonight? Is it?
That's why? Yeah? It starts at midnight? Done't it our sundown?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
So tonight is an important night for the Jews, the
holiest day of the year in Judaism.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
It ain't.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
New Year's that they already had their New Years that
was before. Yeah, but Theys go now, they go right
back into the holiest day of the year.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Do you think that Jews didn't like Jesus back in
the day because he was too nice? They wanted they were.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Getting bullied for thousands of years, right, they weren't they? Wait,
you got slaves, they had to build the pyramid, march
across the desert, and then finally God sends the Savior
and he's basically a hippie.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
You think that's what they were mad about.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yeah, I'd love to be able to speculate on that,
but I just cannot put myself on the place of,
you know, people from two thousand plus years ago.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I just don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
How, because Jesus wasn't always a hippie. There's a part
in the book there. You ever read that book, Billyad,
I've heard of it. Yeah, there's a part there where
he shows up at the temple and he's knocking over tables.
He's like, this isn't your house of wares or commers.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
He wasn't happy with the interest rates he was getting. Yeah,
moneylenders out there wouldn't cut him no break. When you
say money lenders, do you mean mortgages?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Yeah? Okay, credit cards people like that.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Not not Steven Miller's wife, right, not necessary?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Just make it sure, okay, Yeah, okay, so you know,
so he got me.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
There are some parts in that book where Jesus is
kaking ascid, taking names like the fig tree.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Do you remember when he did the fig tree?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
You set it on fire? He just destroyed it. It
burned like this never ending fire in a bush. That's
like the most confusing part of the Bible. That wasn't
a fig bush. The burning bush was not a fig tree.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Well, agree to disagree, you know exactly, thank you, yeah,
thank you. I'm with Billy out on this one. Oh God,
I don't think you know what you're talking about it anyway.
You know, he wasn't always peaceful, he wasn't always it,
And then he hung out with prostitutes.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Maybe they didn't like that. Well, I don't know if
you noticed.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
But his father was a little, uh little fiery that
it was a tough son of a gun.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Uh. So Jesus was like light. He was. He was
firm but fair. Are you talking about his real dad
or his stepdad? No? Real day?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Okay, all right, yeah, Because that whole Bible about the force.
Half of it is all about just you know, the
the lightning from the tip of his fingers, and fire
and bombstorm, stone, sulfur and devils and hooved creeches and
all kinds of terrible things. And then you know, does
second half come up? Jesus come along and he like
(09:19):
not nearly as mean and tough as his old man.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
No, he's a grace. They call it. Grace is a
big part of that was a lot of it, Yeah,
the state of Grace, because there's a lot of rule. No,
that's a restaurant.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
In the first part of the book, there is all
about like, you can't have shellfish, and I'll tell you
I've had shellfish.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I don't see why that would upset God. Yeah, I
don't get it. But you know, he said all not
and a.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Lot of assumptions, right, we don't really know if Mariam
Magdalen was a hooker.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
She might not have been. She might have been misunderstood. Well,
they don't say that in the Bible.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
That's just something we all assumed later on without any
evidence or anything in that weird, it'd be confusing if
you're just a normal woman. You show up somewhere and
you laughed and everybody was like, ah, there was just
a hooker here.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Wait what it was like?
Speaker 5 (09:59):
What?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Wait? Why am I a hooker? Wow? We didn't know
what you did for a living, so we just assumed prostitute.
Well yeah, I mean naturally, you know, you know, they
don't tell you that in the Bible. That's just a
thing that everybody just said later.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
And that's always fun to an old joke that, you know,
some woman accused a man of wanting to shoot and
kill a bunch of people because he had a gun
with him.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
And he's like.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Well, obviously you want to be a prostitute, right, She's like,
why would you say that, Well, you have the equipment, sure, right,
I mean if you haven't, if you have a gun,
or you just naturally want to murder people. Well if
you if you have that, you just naturally you want
to charge people for it.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
I guess see. That's what I don't get.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
But then at some point, the Jews and the Christians
they get along with each other, right, eventually they do, right,
I think.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
So most of the time. And then another religion comes
along based on a similar set of ideas, but they
don't get along with the first two groups.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Now, I'll give him back to that old old school,
you know, kind of like the early part of the Bible.
This other dude was similar but not the same. Right,
he very strict, extremely strict. You're talking about the Cran.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
The Kran.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
It's a book about like it's like a coloring book
that the Muslims read.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I did not know that.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Yeah, it's brought to you by Crayola. And in the
book there they tell you like you can marry a
six year old, right, and you can have a sex slave,
but you can't have bacon. Now here's my question about that.
Why is that the Moral Company? This is a tough
sell right there?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Boy?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Yeah, I know, because I gotta think, as far as
having sex with kids goes, I don't think I ever
want to do that ever.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
That seems like really gross. But bacon, But.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Bacon I would eat every day. I almost probably do
at some point. No brainer to me on that choice.
I never felt like eating bacon was hurting anybody. But
as far as far as having sex with kids goes,
that seems pretty obviously like it's bad, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Think bacon eating bacon. It doesn't do the hogs any good,
you know for sure?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Okay, but think about it.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
The hog's dead immediately, like they don't know, right, don't
they put a spear through their rain or something? And
then hell, where's at the at the at the bacon factory.
They bring him in and then there's like a it's
like a punch. Yeah, it's a punch, right, It goes
right through their brain real fast, and then their dad.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
That's the end of that. Kind of like that.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Guy you're describing, the guy from No Country for Old
Men and he had that compressed air tank and he
put it up to that guy's forehead, went like that,
just just shut a little bolt thing right through his head.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
What's that Texas movie about lions or whatever? What's it called?
Second hand?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Second hand Lions? Yeah, such a good movie. Yeah, that's good.
Is that's better than No Country for Old Men?
Speaker 1 (12:36):
For now? On can use that to explain things to
me instead of No Country for Old Men? Yes, Kenny
Will will do that. Has that worked for you? Well?
I do you think it's a better movie? Yeah? Okay,
Michael Caine, you know he's cool. Robert Duval and then
Haley Joel Osmond.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Back when he was a kid, he was lying food.
I think that's that was their nickname for him. Run
lion baite out here. See that's all right?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
I get that. Sure that makes more sense than No
Country for All Men? Comparisons those are going over my head.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
We were just about to break off into a very
exciting Criminals is stupid report, But it looks like.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
You might be.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
We're we're gonna have to push it to the top
of the hour because we were closing in on a
break here.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yeah, we had to wait. I mean, this was a
young Yam Kapor segment. Obviously, this whole segment was dedicated
to the Jews. By the way, Jews, You're welcome. Uh hello,
you know, don't act like we're not doing anything over here.
You know, are got to pick up the slack.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Other morning shows haven't even done a Yam Kapor segment yet.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
We just did all ten minutes on Yam Kapor again,
You're welcome.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Yeah, exactly what is it again? Oh, it's the Holyest
of Holidays?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
A little something for the effort there.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
You're supposed to seek forgiveness from God and repent for
your past sins and make amends.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I think you might want to go do that right now,
can he?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
That's the part of Judaism I get because as a
Catholic I feel guilty about stuff all the day.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Absolutely, do you know what I did? This is going
to sound like that. And also you're a.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Town, right, and so you got that whole Jewish mother
Italian mother competition thing going on. They always want to
feed you, you know, and tell you how to live
your life.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
This is going to sound like a made up story,
but it's not. Yesterday, I was leaving the park and
you know, I was done running, as I that sounds
made up. And I looked at my phone at the
ticket sales for this and it's almost sold out.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
I was like, oh, that's great.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
And I started thinking about my personal problems and I
don't really have any serious ones right.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Now, I wouldn't think. So, work's going pretty good.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
I'm healthy, right And then suddenly I had this great
sense of guilt and I thought to myself, I better
go to church and pray or like, do you know,
confession or something. And I realized it was too late
for that. The confession had ended like an hour ago,
damn it. And then as I just sat there filtering guilty,
I was like, am I Jewish? Is that why I
feel this way?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Maybe you maybe you're starting to slide that direction.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
You didn't even notice. I think it's Catholics are guilty,
Jews are neurotic. Is that how it works. I'm not
gonna comment. Am I more guilty or neither neither. I'm out.
I'm out.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
I do feel sometimes maybe I'm a Jewish Catholic. I'm
a Cashew what cashw you know? Catholic jew.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Okay, Yeah, that's a complicated, isn't it is? Radio Last
dress Show. This is the Walton and Johnson Show.
Yeah, it's called music. Yeah. Nice, I like that. Yeah,
we're getting in. We're getting around into colts.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Today on the Walton Johnson Show, I guys said something
about being healthy and then he mentioned to Bobby reminded me,
did you see the the little clip of Trump in
the White House with the uh Kennedy, Bobby Kennedy, the junior.
He's all about the health and everything. And then they
got that gray haired doctor. I forget which one it is,
one of those TV doctors that's now.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
You're talking about doctor Oz. Yeah, sure, yeah, I'm sure
it's doctor.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I didn't know which one it was. Any there's doctor Drew.
There's that OZ guy.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Uh, you know, but he's not wearing green, which I
thought all the people from OZ were green, but I
guess not now.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
No, No, he's uh, he's a carpetbagger. Remember he went
to Pennsylvania and he lost a fetter minutes.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
That guy Oz, the Wizard of Oz, this is you know,
that's his name.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Anyway, they're staying behind Trump while Trump's giving a little talk,
and all of a sudden, Bobby Kennedy just sneeze.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
We'll get it down even for but insulin was people
weren't taking it. I would imagine that they couldn't take it.
God bless you, Bobby. Oh but I didn't catch COVID
just there.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
You could kind of see the look in Bobby's eyes
right before he sneezed, like he was trying to hold
it in.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
But at least he did sneeze into his elbow. He
ruined his suit, you know, probably got it all shiny.
So then Trump starts asking for can I get some
Paslovan over here?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Somebody get me some packsloavied quick? What is packs load?
That's one of those things they were taking for COVID.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Vice President jd Vance calling out Senate Democrats for shiding
with criminal illegal aliens and shutting down the government.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
The far left faction of Senate Democrats shut down the
government because we wouldn't give them hundreds of billions of
dollars for health care benefits for illegal aliens. The far
left faction of Senate Democrats.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Shut down the government. I guess that's all the sound by.
It just keeps rotiting.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
He was just on Fox and Friends this morning, and
he was also on CBS Morning News, as you know
they I guess CBS still does news. Who knew, and
he was talking about how the Senate Democrats are trying
to shut down the government.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
They did shut it down. First of all, why are
we in this position.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
We're in this position because Senate Democrats decided that they
were going to shut down the government, despite the fact
that the House voted to keep the government open. And
I to be honest, Tony, it's actually not all Senate Democrats,
so they're great credit. A number of moderate Democrats voted
with Republicans to keep the government open last night.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
Fetterman, isn't it really aggravating when he's making more sense
than pretty much anybody else in the Democrat Party?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Oh yeah, of all the curveballs the Democrat Party threw us,
John Fetterman, being a reasonable guy was not something that
I was expecting.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
To be on the menu.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
And it's not that it's so reasonable, it's just that
the other side, I mean, the rest of them are
just so much further to the unreasonable side that it
makes him seem regular.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
In the meantime, Stephen Miller was on Fox News last
night and he was talking about a lot of the
political violence. You know, it's not getting a ton of coverage,
but leftist are rioting in the streets in place is
like Chicago and Portland and even suburban enclaves anywhere where
there's an ice facility. Suddenly your community has become a
dangerous place for a political fervor.
Speaker 7 (03:09):
Well, the Democrat Party has become a party that openly
aids and encourages and Foemen's violence. We all live through
the unspeakable tragedy of nearly too successful, of two nearly
successful assassination attempts on President Trump, a bullet came within
a centimeter of taking his life. We watched in agony
(03:32):
and horror as a craze left wing terrorists murdered Charlie
Kirk just while he's giving a speech, having a debate
on a college campus. We watched the United Healthcare CEO
get gunned down in cold blood. We saw just days
ago a sniper try to take out ice officers.
Speaker 8 (03:54):
And what do all of these killers and assassins have
in common. They've been radicalized by Democrat Party rhetoric that
describes anyone who doesn't share their warped, twisted worldview as
fascist worthy by implication of execution.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Have you seen his wife, Katie Miller, She's out, She's
part of the team. Now apparently she's on the she's
one of the Calm directors, and she's got a podcast.
And whenever you see these people's wives, they don't look
how you think they're going to.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Look? What do you think she'd look like?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Well, everyone says that this Steven Miller guy is some
kind of neo Nazi or whatever, but his wife is
a brown lady.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
You know, I thought that was against the rules. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
what's you talk about?
Speaker 7 (04:38):
Now?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Look, she's uh here, take a look. I got around
the screen here, hey you there. Yeah, she's pretty, but
also not doesn't look arian to me. I was not
even a little, not even ish ish. I was expecting
the fourth Reich to look a little different.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
You know.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
It's not what I was. Blonder or whatever is what's it?
A mister l less melanin or what am I?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
That word more of it? Or I always forget. We've
got plenty, she's got enough melanin. Yeah, she looked good.
Well anyway, And that's what his wife looks like.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Now she she is.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
If she's Hispanic, I don't know where she's shrum. But
if she she is a white Hispanic don't forget or
a white Asian whatever it is she is, she's she's
a white one of them because that way.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
She married a conservative, right, she looks kind of Indian
to me or something, And yeah, I couldn't tell you.
Are you sure she's Hispanic and normally that's the kind
of people the Democrats love.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
You can't quite tell.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah, I thought they liked inter racial marriages. Well, just
not when it's Clarence Thomas, J. D Vance, Stephen Miller,
or thousands of other people in the Republican Party.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
That seems to be a kind of a trend developing
there about that one. But other than that, they love.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
We'll be right back after this commercial break as long
as you're not gay, not that there's anything wrong with that.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Well in Johnson Show, will be right back. Good question,
you get an answer.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Weird wondered what kind of brown was Katie Miller, that's
Stephen Miller's wife.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah, we did ask that, and.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
One of our listeners pointed out Jewish.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
She's Jewish. That's a brown thing. I didn't.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I thought it was a religion. Well it's more than that.
It's but Middle Eastern or is she from the area.
Jewish or you know, converted.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I don't know, it's such. She's from Florida. Oh, well
that explains it. It doesn't.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Actually it's a sun it's a Suntan state. I hang on, guys,
Jewish is not a race. Maybe she just tends it's
a religion.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Well, what are they called Ashkenazi Jews? That's a thing?
Is that a thing? I think? So I'm probably saying
it wrong, but oh I hope.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
So.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yeah, that didn't sound good at all. Well, it's not
my thing.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I know you didn't make it up anyway, But that's
the answer. Jew Yeah, that was important that we get
that settled. Oh, that we can move on.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
That reminds me. When is yam Kapor tonight? Is it?
That's why? Yeah? It starts at midnight? Done't it our sundown?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
So tonight is an important night for the Jews, the
holiest day of the year in Judaism.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
It ain't.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
New Year's that they already had their New Years that
was before. Yeah, but Theys go now, they go right
back into the holiest day of the year.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Do you think that Jews didn't like Jesus back in
the day because he was too nice? They wanted they were.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Getting bullied for thousands of years, right, they weren't they? Wait,
you got slaves, they had to build the pyramid, march
across the desert, and then finally God sends the Savior
and he's basically a hippie.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
You think that's what they were mad about.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yeah, I'd love to be able to speculate on that,
but I just cannot put myself on the place of,
you know, people from two thousand plus years ago.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I just don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
How, because Jesus wasn't always a hippie. There's a part
in the book there. You ever read that book, Billyad,
I've heard of it. Yeah, there's a part there where
he shows up at the temple and he's knocking over tables.
He's like, this isn't your house of wares or commers.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
He wasn't happy with the interest rates he was getting. Yeah,
moneylenders out there wouldn't cut him no break. When you
say money lenders, do you mean mortgages?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Yeah? Okay, credit cards people like that.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Not not Steven Miller's wife, right, not necessary?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Just make it sure, okay, Yeah, okay, so you know,
so he got me.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
There are some parts in that book where Jesus is
kaking ascid, taking names like the fig tree.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Do you remember when he did the fig tree?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
You set it on fire? He just destroyed it. It
burned like this never ending fire in a bush. That's
like the most confusing part of the Bible. That wasn't
a fig bush. The burning bush was not a fig tree.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Well, agree to disagree, you know exactly, thank you, yeah,
thank you. I'm with Billy out on this one. Oh God,
I don't think you know what you're talking about it anyway.
You know, he wasn't always peaceful, he wasn't always it,
And then he hung out with prostitutes.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Maybe they didn't like that. Well, I don't know if
you noticed.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
But his father was a little, uh little fiery that
it was a tough son of a gun.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Uh. So Jesus was like light. He was. He was
firm but fair. Are you talking about his real dad
or his stepdad? No? Real day?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Okay, all right, yeah, Because that whole Bible about the force.
Half of it is all about just you know, the
the lightning from the tip of his fingers, and fire
and bombstorm, stone, sulfur and devils and hooved creeches and
all kinds of terrible things. And then you know, does
second half come up? Jesus come along and he like
(09:19):
not nearly as mean and tough as his old man.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
No, he's a grace. They call it. Grace is a
big part of that was a lot of it, Yeah,
the state of Grace, because there's a lot of rule. No,
that's a restaurant.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
In the first part of the book, there is all
about like, you can't have shellfish, and I'll tell you
I've had shellfish.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I don't see why that would upset God. Yeah, I
don't get it. But you know, he said all not
and a.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Lot of assumptions, right, we don't really know if Mariam
Magdalen was a hooker.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
She might not have been. She might have been misunderstood. Well,
they don't say that in the Bible.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
That's just something we all assumed later on without any
evidence or anything in that weird, it'd be confusing if
you're just a normal woman. You show up somewhere and
you laughed and everybody was like, ah, there was just
a hooker here.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Wait what it was like?
Speaker 5 (09:59):
What?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Wait? Why am I a hooker? Wow? We didn't know
what you did for a living, so we just assumed prostitute.
Well yeah, I mean naturally, you know, you know, they
don't tell you that in the Bible. That's just a
thing that everybody just said later.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
And that's always fun to an old joke that, you know,
some woman accused a man of wanting to shoot and
kill a bunch of people because he had a gun
with him.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
And he's like.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Well, obviously you want to be a prostitute, right, She's like,
why would you say that, Well, you have the equipment, sure, right,
I mean if you haven't, if you have a gun,
or you just naturally want to murder people. Well if
you if you have that, you just naturally you want
to charge people for it.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
I guess see. That's what I don't get.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
But then at some point, the Jews and the Christians
they get along with each other, right, eventually they do, right,
I think.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
So most of the time. And then another religion comes
along based on a similar set of ideas, but they
don't get along with the first two groups.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Now, I'll give him back to that old old school,
you know, kind of like the early part of the Bible.
This other dude was similar but not the same. Right,
he very strict, extremely strict. You're talking about the Cran.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
The Kran.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
It's a book about like it's like a coloring book
that the Muslims read.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I did not know that.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Yeah, it's brought to you by Crayola. And in the
book there they tell you like you can marry a
six year old, right, and you can have a sex slave,
but you can't have bacon. Now here's my question about that.
Why is that the Moral Company? This is a tough
sell right there?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Boy?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Yeah, I know, because I gotta think, as far as
having sex with kids goes, I don't think I ever
want to do that ever.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
That seems like really gross. But bacon, But.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Bacon I would eat every day. I almost probably do
at some point. No brainer to me on that choice.
I never felt like eating bacon was hurting anybody. But
as far as far as having sex with kids goes,
that seems pretty obviously like it's bad, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Think bacon eating bacon. It doesn't do the hogs any good,
you know for sure?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Okay, but think about it.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
The hog's dead immediately, like they don't know, right, don't
they put a spear through their rain or something? And
then hell, where's at the at the at the bacon factory.
They bring him in and then there's like a it's
like a punch. Yeah, it's a punch, right, It goes
right through their brain real fast, and then their dad.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
That's the end of that. Kind of like that.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Guy you're describing, the guy from No Country for Old
Men and he had that compressed air tank and he
put it up to that guy's forehead, went like that,
just just shut a little bolt thing right through his head.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
What's that Texas movie about lions or whatever? What's it called?
Second hand?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Second hand Lions? Yeah, such a good movie. Yeah, that's good.
Is that's better than No Country for Old Men?
Speaker 1 (12:36):
For now? On can use that to explain things to
me instead of No Country for Old Men? Yes, Kenny
Will will do that. Has that worked for you? Well?
I do you think it's a better movie? Yeah? Okay,
Michael Caine, you know he's cool. Robert Duval and then
Haley Joel Osmond.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Back when he was a kid, he was lying food.
I think that's that was their nickname for him. Run
lion baite out here. See that's all right?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
I get that. Sure that makes more sense than No
Country for All Men? Comparisons those are going over my head.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
We were just about to break off into a very
exciting Criminals is stupid report, But it looks like.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
You might be.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
We're we're gonna have to push it to the top
of the hour because we were closing in on a
break here.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yeah, we had to wait. I mean, this was a
young Yam Kapor segment. Obviously, this whole segment was dedicated
to the Jews. By the way, Jews, You're welcome. Uh hello,
you know, don't act like we're not doing anything over here.
You know, are got to pick up the slack.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Other morning shows haven't even done a Yam Kapor segment yet.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
We just did all ten minutes on Yam Kapor again,
You're welcome.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Yeah, exactly what is it again? Oh, it's the Holyest
of Holidays?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
A little something for the effort there.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
You're supposed to seek forgiveness from God and repent for
your past sins and make amends.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I think you might want to go do that right now,
can he?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
That's the part of Judaism I get because as a
Catholic I feel guilty about stuff all the day.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Absolutely, do you know what I did? This is going
to sound like that. And also you're a.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Town, right, and so you got that whole Jewish mother
Italian mother competition thing going on. They always want to
feed you, you know, and tell you how to live
your life.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
This is going to sound like a made up story,
but it's not. Yesterday, I was leaving the park and
you know, I was done running, as I that sounds
made up. And I looked at my phone at the
ticket sales for this and it's almost sold out.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
I was like, oh, that's great.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
And I started thinking about my personal problems and I
don't really have any serious ones right.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Now, I wouldn't think. So, work's going pretty good.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
I'm healthy, right And then suddenly I had this great
sense of guilt and I thought to myself, I better
go to church and pray or like, do you know,
confession or something. And I realized it was too late
for that. The confession had ended like an hour ago,
damn it. And then as I just sat there filtering guilty,
I was like, am I Jewish? Is that why I
feel this way?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Maybe you maybe you're starting to slide that direction.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
You didn't even notice. I think it's Catholics are guilty,
Jews are neurotic. Is that how it works. I'm not
gonna comment. Am I more guilty or neither neither. I'm out.
I'm out.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
I do feel sometimes maybe I'm a Jewish Catholic. I'm
a Cashew what cashw you know? Catholic jew.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Okay, Yeah, that's a complicated, isn't it is? Radio Last
dress Show. This is the Walton and Johnson Show.
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