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Speaker 1 (00:00):
New music from Robert John and the Wreck. Pretty cool.
I like that kind of familiar with rob kind of
similar to BlackBerry Smoke. It's like a Southern rock band
with a little hint to country, but not this new,
douchey drum machine country.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
That sounds good. Friends of yours. No, I don't know you,
You just know that they're a band.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I just making an effort on this radio show to
find new music and play it in the more because
it's the one thing John was. I mean, it wasn't
the one thing, but it was one thing that John
was very great at. Yes he was long time ago.
Somebody else used to sit in this chair. If you're
new to the show, and yesterday was his birthday.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
We had a lot of emails, you know, wishing mister
Walton happy birthday, Happy heavenly birthday, as they like to say.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
No matter how old John got, he always found new bands,
new artists, new music. He was really into it. It
didn't care if he was one of the most popular
classic rock DJs in the country or whatever you considered
him to be. He wanted to know about who was
pushing the envelope of music.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
John was good at being first or finding things that
not just in music, but also TV shows for example,
that I had not yet heard of, and he would
come on and he would just bring up something and
then you know, ten minutes later it was the hottest thing.
But he knew about it before anybody vikings. Yeah, yeah,
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he was onto that. A lot of TV shows I
can think of that he found out that. I was, well,
I have to give that a try.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Music.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Same thing he not so much with restaurants. I'd say,
you're probably more adventurous at the restaurant world.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I do like exotic food, yes you do. John didn't
like going out.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
That was pretty much the hold up of the restaurants. Yeah,
he could watch TV and listen to music at home.
Would he liked to do. The older you get, the
more you're going to be like that.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Not that much lately. But I've been on some dates
with women I wasn't interested in hanging out with at all,
just so I could go try a restaurant. Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
And do you enjoy going out still or do you
enjoy Let's say something comes up up and it changes
your plans and you don't go out, are you sad?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Okay? Well, we were just talking about this because I'm
having an issue right now at my house where the
water's out in my building and there's something wrong with
the water heaters making a funny noise to turn it
off yesterday, and I think that just happens when the
water pump breaks. All this will get fixed today. So
I had to take care of that. But I had
to cancel a couple of plans today, and they were
things I wanted to do. They were, but after a
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certain point in life, there's something about canceling plans, even
if you wanted to do it exactly where you just think, oh,
I don't have to do that now.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Huh yeah, I mean I wanted to, but you know,
it seemed like a good idea when I made the plans,
and then the day comes and it's.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Like, sh do I have to? Well, you're the one
that set it up. The perfect example of this would
be a birthday party. Right, it's my friend's birthday. It's not,
but let's pretend it is. And it's a person I like,
and I like his spouse. She's a lovely person. I
like his friends or my friends. Right, I like the
restaurant it was booked at whatever, And then the day
of the event, it gets canceled and I don't have
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to go anywhere. D And somehow, even though I wanted
to do all of that, not that upset. No, I'm like,
oh cool, I just stay home now and do nothing.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Do your immediate replace that with another outdoor activity of
some kind, or you just you're happy to not go out.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
You never know, but probably not. No, I mean I might,
but probably not. Sometimes you just know I wanted to
go out, but usually I don't. Oh now I just
sit here with my dog and order a pizza. Well
we call that maturity. Some people call it getting old,
but I like maturity. Did you ever have food, like
order food and you have them omit certain items from
the food, not because you didn't want to eat it,
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but just so you could eat it with your dog?
Have not done that? Like meltain can't have grapes, onions,
gar like avocado, chocolate like most dogs, So you don't
want that on your pizza. I'll order a meal that
doesn't involve any of those, and then I'll give him
little nibbles of it, now, not a lot, because.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
People get upset when they find you're feeding a dog
human food. Hey, dog will eat pretty much anything they
can find if it'll hold still. You know, something's dead
on the ground outside where you take the dog to go. Body, Hey,
get out of that. No, this is tasty, I know.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
And then as awful as that is, I still kiss
my dog on the mouth once in a while, you know.
Just I love you, Melton. Oh that's right, you were
just sniffing another dog's pooh outside. Well guess I sniffed
the pooh. I don't know, was licking his own whatever. Anyway,
it doesn't matter the retired question. I got a question.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
It ain't about dogs and food stuff. Does Greta Thunderberg
get arrested every day? It's kind of hermo Yeah, okay,
Because I keep seeing these news stories and I'm thinking, well,
is this a repeat?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
What are they doing with this girl? Don't you wonder
who's funding it? Like? Who? Yeah? Who's paying her to do?
To float around in the ocean beats a hill out
of me and bother Israel and accomplish nothing.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Because I thought this was pretty recent, because what it
says here is Israel should charge Greta for her flotilla
and all the costs involved in this colossal waste of time.
Sure and charger double as it is the holiest day
of the Hebrew year.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Oh that's right, it's Yam Kaupor, so obviously this was
pretty recent.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Also make sure and ticket them for littering non biodegradable
plastics into the ocean. And then they got this little
thirty second speech of her own camera in the dark
with some kind of a you know, orange glowing light,
and she probably you know, telling me how terrible I am.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I can't take credit for this, but some critics of
Greta are now referring to her Palestine flotilla as a
Falistine flotilla, as a what no foul fail Palistine? Yeah,
the Falistine flotella. It is landed on the eve of
Yam Kappor. Because nothing says human rights like dancing on
a Hamas funded party boat for a month and then
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forcing fasting Israelis to break their indigenous holy day. To
deal with you and your.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Bs, I will caution you to maybe be sure you
say fail, not foul, because philistine fallus fallus fallis is
something else. See, I feel like it works both ways.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Well you think she's she's got one, I don't know.
It is credit into dudes, I mean, she doesn't strike me.
And then she's always wearing the froggy hat. That's the
other thing that strikes me is on about her. She wants,
now that she's a little older, she wants to feature
her jugs in every publicity photo.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
But she wants every time a young girl, you know,
blossoms and suddenly go they just well everyone, a lot
of them have a tendency to want to. It's like
if you just got a superpower and you want to
try it out right, Look what I could do. I
could just sit up straight, arch my back a little
bit and man will just come running and give me stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
But then she still wants you to know she's autistic,
so she wears a hat that looks like a frog.
It's like, witch, is it, come on, stop it? Do
I have to look at your cleavage? Or are you
a little girl? What do you do?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
You remember that Middle Girl or Modern Family? I don't
remember her name or whatever. But when Modern Family started,
you know, she was young, and then she developed over
the years, and even after the show went off the air,
she was still in the news because she kept I
don't think she liked her parents. I think she you know,
like got a divorce from her parents or something, and
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she just went around in the tightest fitting, lowest cutted
everything she could find to wear. Was just showing off
about eighty seven percent of her boobs.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I only know this because I just looked it up.
But the actress's name is Arie all Winter. The character's
name was Alex. But the only reason to watch that
show is that O'Neill and Haley. I loved al and
the old old guy's wife. Okay, yeah, soph you have
a gara, right you go. You know that show had
its moments, but it was still woke, you know what
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I mean?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
It was woke well in the first In the early
parts of it, it was fine. But what happened They
find out it gets popular and two things. First of all,
they start rushing the dialogue so that they can squeeze
in a couple extra commercials in their thirty minute show.
And you can tell because it used to be part
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of the thing that's funny. And as a professional stand
up comedian that you know this better than anybody, Kenny,
it's timing.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah, you gotta pause right before you hit the punchline.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
And they lost all their their comedic timing on the
show because they just wanted everybody to hurry, get through
your dialogue. Don't take time to appreciate what somebody else said.
Just go ahead and say what you got to say,
back and forth, back and forth, back and forth.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Really fast.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
And they sped it up just so they could squeeze
a little more commercial in.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld understood this, so on the
TV show, Seinfeld, part of the reason why it was
so popular was the pregnant pause. And then when they
syndicated the show, they edited out all the pauses. They
aborted that, yes, yeah, they planned parenthood. Ooh, that reminds
me of vote news from Planned Parenthood this morning. Have
you looked at all the Planned Parenthood facilities that have
(09:17):
closed recently? I got a list of them here.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
It's between Starbucks and Planned Parenthood. There is some real
estate opening up for business.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
One of them was the largest abortion clinic in America,
I'm told, and it was that giant building in Houston
off I forty five, Right.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Did you know that that it was the biggest I
didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
No, I know where it is though, drive by it
a lot. Well, anyway, that's going to be a spirit
Halloween soon and that closed bad Rouge Health Center, Clothes,
New Orleans Health Center, closed Prevention Park Health Center in Houston,
clothes Southwest Health Center. And whatever you think of abortion,
whether your pro life or pro choice, I think most
of us would probably agree it shouldn't be my responsibility
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to pay for it. You should have to do that.
If you want to kill you your baby, don't get
me and my paycheck involved in it. That's your problem.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Look at this list of Starbucks closing just in the
Houston area mostly Do you.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Think that's a coincidence. No, they closed all the Starbucks
and all the planned parent had at the same time.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Oh, there's a couple of Dallas ones in here too,
but mostly Houston, a lot of them right around here
because we happen to be in a very populated area
of Houston.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I will admit it's kind of weird how there'd be
a Starbucks like two blocks away from another Starbucks, and
now they're not going to have that anymore. And during
rush hour every day it made perfect sense, and then
the rest of the day it didn't make any sense
because you'd go into one, you're the only one there.
You'd go into it fort Worth. We were doing a
comedy show in fort Worth earlier this summer. We had
four shows, two nights in a row. Me and Jesse,
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nothing to do in between shows. The Starbucks is open late.
He doesn't drink alcohol. We'd walk over there. Sure enough.
We're the only guys in the Starbucks ordering cake pops
and black iced teas and whatever we were in the
mood for and just walk right in. And both of
us point too. We're like, you know, weird, there's nobody
here in the middle of downtown Fort Worth and it's open.
I guess now it's not opening. That's the end of that.
(11:07):
Why would someone do a radio show on a Thursday?
Walton and Johnson Radio Network, all right, can I read
this tweek? Because I didn't get it at first, and
then Steve explained it to me. And you can't read
all of it, We're going to read most of it.
One of our listeners just said, your Jay shilling is
unbearable this morning.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Find that guy was in Oz shilling or no, that
was Shillinger.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Okay, what are they talking about? He says. Some one
of our listeners said, your Jay shilling is unbearable this morning.
F The Jays ten times, and I said, who's Jay shilling?
And then Steve.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Said, it's emn Frady's just talking about the Jews.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah, that's interesting about that. Some people think this radio
show is too critical of Israel, and some people think
this radio show is too friendly with Israel. I thought
we did a pretty good job of making fun of
everybody except the Catholics because they're the right ones. Oh
is that right?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Yeah, the Catholics are right. Well, we'll get around with you.
What is it that you said about Jews this morning?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I don't remember saying anything. Did I say anything?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
We talked about some Muslims, and you know how they act,
and I guess if you're saying anything about the Muslims,
they immediately say you're well, you must be saying something
about the Jews as well. But you also brought up
Greta Thunberg and the Holiest day of the is you know,
the Jewish holidays.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Oh do you remember that? I forgot all about it.
That was like five or ten minutes ago. Okay, look,
let's get real for a minute. If you go to
Rome on Christmas and try to start a fight, it's
different because it's Christmas. Right, If you go to what's
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another place? Riodd is that in Saudi Arabia? That's a
place right on? Uh, you're making stuff on what's their thing,
not Rasia Shana? What's there? Ramadan? Remember the Ramadan? If
you go there on Ramadan and you try to start
a fight, it's more than just a regular day of
fighting because you're doing it on a holy day, right,
extra insult is what it is. But for the record, though,
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I feel like we make fun of the Jews and
the Muslims, and the Christians and the Hindus and certainly
the atheists, so of course the atheists. Yeah, I don't know.
I worry sometime we're a little too critical and it's
going to get us into trouble because people are real
touchy about their religion. You ever noticed that you worried
about getting in trouble, are you? Well? I don't want
to make fun of people if it's going to hurt
their feelings, you know, I mean, well, then you might
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as well go home.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Unless it's we're here to hurt feelings. We're here to
upset people. That's the job.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Look, I'm not going to mock anyone's religion unless it's
the Methodists, and then it's fine, Okay, go ahead pick
on the Methodists all you want. They don't matter. Look
at them with their bagel bars and their bookstores and
their coffee shops. What are you even doing? Are you
at church or are you at the mall? What's called?
What are you selling T shirts? What? Oh, it's a
designer T shirt. That's great Methodists, that's wonder. You're having
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an LGBTQ plus brunch at your church on Sunday, right, fantastic,
love those church get together. That's a good time right there. Anyway,
if anybody out there felt that we were too critical
of the Jews, we apologize. And if you didn't think
we were critical enough of the Jews, we also apologize
because we're just here to pander on yom kipper. It's
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Kenny with his apologies there for you, everybody. Good. John
used to always get mad at the way that Billy
ed would say the word Jew.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I don't know why I say it like everybody else says,
how do you say it?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Gus? That guy's a Jew, that guy's not a Jew.
What's the difference. See, I think it's just the way
you talk, Billy, because you're not actually saying anything. I'm
saying words, right, but it's not like you're It sounds
like you're putting stink on it. But yes, it definitely does.
But possibly it's just the hic accent. Yeah, it's just
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the way he talks. So what I think that the
here's the problem. You have the same accent as some
of the leaders of the Ku Klux Klan. Now that's
just a coincidence, it's not because you're part of the
Ku Klux Klan. So when you talk like that, some
people might think, you know that you're being racist because
it sounds like what a racist would have said, even
though you're not a race.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Well, I guess they'd be wrong in their way of thinking,
wouldn't they.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I still have a hard time understanding that thing too,
that it's the only religion. That's also what is it
a race? Right? Is that it's what they say. It's
way more than a religion. Can I be the race
of Catholic? Can I be?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
No? No, It's kind of like the fans owning the
football team in Green Bay. They came up with a
great idea, the fans will own the team and not
one you know, billionaire and the NFL didn't think that'd
be a problem until it happened. Now they won't allow
it anywhere else. You know, the Green Bay Packers are
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the only team that gets that. Everybody else that's against
the rules.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
See, here's the thing about the Jews. I get that
there's controversial Jews out there, What's like Benjamin nett and
Yahoo and George Soros. But did you ever notice how
those two Jews believe the exact opposite of everything the
other one believes. Right, So, because I acknowledge the existence
of both George Soros and Benjamin Netanyahu, two equally controversial
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and powerful Jews who have no ideological beliefs that are
similar in any way whatsoever, it's hard for me to
get on board with this whole idea that like there's
a vast Jewish conspiracy when you look at how those
two guys have nothing in common. And how about Chuck Schumer.
I wanted to throw Chuck in the pile. All right,
here's my problem with Chuck Schumer. He's the only human
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being on earth, Jew or non Jew, that's ever pretended
to grill a hamburger.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
I know that still bothers you, No port Chuck Schumer
is a Muslim loving Jew right and Trump exercises his
powers as president and Schumer, he and AOC are in
a kind of a battle, a struggle for power in
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the Democrat Party, if you will. He's on the way out,
she's on the rise. And he has to be careful
what he does because if he blames AOC for some
of the stuff that's going on, it's gonna make it
look like he's her bitch. And if he doesn't, well,
he screwed up either way, and then it's a complicated situation.
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But to the Democrats credit, they keep most of this
in fighting out of the public. You don't catch a
lot of that. The Republicans. They just throw it all
out there and see what happens.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah, I get that too. And you know what I
enjoy about AOC though. You know what I like about her?
I think I do. When you point this out to
people on social media, they are looking at her chest.
They all look like you're crazy. They're like, Kenny, she's
a six, she's mid whatever, excuse me, by political standards,
she's a ten. I don't get to decide. Have you
ever been to Washington, DC? They all look like a
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bunch of Bridge trolls. Then here comes AOC. You know,
I know she's getting a thick lately. She's been having
too many of the Tamali's or whatever they're giving, that's
for sure. No, she's getting a little thick. I get that.
But she's still you know, big, big pretty eyes, symmetrical features,
large breasts.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
It's the put your hands down, you keep cupping something
invisible there in space.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
I don't know why your hands are up in there
like that. But here's the thing. Nobody hates like the
liberals hate. Even when once in a while someone in
my comments section slips in and they think I'm being
a little too friendly to the Jews or a little
too critical of the Jews or whatever it mean. There's
no hate like liberal hate. Do you know what I mean? Well,
I know what you mean, Joey wailed.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
He wants to know why you guys aren't bringing up
Tucker Carlson and Candas Owens. They both seem to be
blaming the Jews for killing Charlie.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
All right, I think there's a fine line between Tucker Carlson.
I haven't heard what he said, so I don't want
to defend it or I haven't heard it, but I
will tell you this. What Candace Owens has been saying
lately makes me believe that she's messing with us.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Candida that or she got into a bad batch of
drugs or something because she is messed up.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Candis Owens thinks there's a bee cult out there, that
there's a call to people who worship bees, and they're
all Communists and they're the ones who killed Charlie Kirk.
And she's like, look there, they're bee worshiping communists and
obviously they're Jews. It's a Candas Owens theory. Yeah there,
you all right, calm down with the whole Jew thing.
Let's leave the Jews alone on Yam Kapor. We can
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go back to if you want to make fun of
the Jews, challenge them to a basketball game or something.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
You know. In the meantime, other emails have come in.
Have you ever had an Uber driver wearing a maga hat?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
I don't know, you know, my mole, I can say
for sure, I never have. She's the lady that wrote
this gay she said dumb.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
I ordered a Nuber last month and the middle aged
Uber driver had his uh ke KEFFI.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Oh it's the it's a hat. It's no, it's a
that's the scarf. Oh is that the skis that's the
word for the Hamas scarf. Oh.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
He had it prominently displayed across his dash board, right.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
He was pleasant.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
I was a little scared, and we talked about the
weather and traffic because I know my limits.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
The weirdest thing about the Hamas scarf is you can
buy it at Hot Topic or H and M or
Urban Outfitters in the mall. They sell it right there
next to like, oh, the trendy kids. Yeah, you can.
You can.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
It can be a hat or at least a head
gear of some kind if you wrap it right. See
it's a long scarf like thing, and you can wrap
it this way. You can wrap it this way. You
can just do all kinds of stuff with it.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
That's it, And you buy it in the mall. It
comes on a rack next to vintage Nirvana shirts and
you could buy it with a coupon if you want.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Weird you could earn one if you just volunteer for
the United States Army and let him send you over
to the sandbox for a little while. Because our guys
over there learned right away those scarves come in real handy,
you know, sandstorms and whatnot. So yeah, here's what I
wonder this, if your downwind from the camel poops.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
The stereotype is that Jewish people are good at business, right,
that's the stereotype.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
And it's a horrible thing to say about people. Oh
my god, you're so good with business.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Okay? Do you think no, that's actually a compliment. Do
you think somewhere out there there's a in New York
City or somewhere like that, there's a Jewish guy selling
those scarfs even though he doesn't believe in it. Sure,
hell yeah. Don't hate the player, hate the game, I
guess right. Yep. Why would someone do a radio show
on a Thursday Walton and Johnson Radio Network
New music from Robert John and the Wreck. Pretty cool.
I like that kind of familiar with rob kind of
similar to BlackBerry Smoke. It's like a Southern rock band
with a little hint to country, but not this new,
douchey drum machine country.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
That sounds good. Friends of yours. No, I don't know you,
You just know that they're a band.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I just making an effort on this radio show to
find new music and play it in the more because
it's the one thing John was. I mean, it wasn't
the one thing, but it was one thing that John
was very great at. Yes he was long time ago.
Somebody else used to sit in this chair. If you're
new to the show, and yesterday was his birthday.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
We had a lot of emails, you know, wishing mister
Walton happy birthday, Happy heavenly birthday, as they like to say.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
No matter how old John got, he always found new bands,
new artists, new music. He was really into it. It
didn't care if he was one of the most popular
classic rock DJs in the country or whatever you considered
him to be. He wanted to know about who was
pushing the envelope of music.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
John was good at being first or finding things that
not just in music, but also TV shows for example,
that I had not yet heard of, and he would
come on and he would just bring up something and
then you know, ten minutes later it was the hottest thing.
But he knew about it before anybody vikings. Yeah, yeah,
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he was onto that. A lot of TV shows I
can think of that he found out that. I was, well,
I have to give that a try.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Music.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Same thing he not so much with restaurants. I'd say,
you're probably more adventurous at the restaurant world.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I do like exotic food, yes you do. John didn't
like going out.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
That was pretty much the hold up of the restaurants. Yeah,
he could watch TV and listen to music at home.
Would he liked to do. The older you get, the
more you're going to be like that.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Not that much lately. But I've been on some dates
with women I wasn't interested in hanging out with at all,
just so I could go try a restaurant. Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
And do you enjoy going out still or do you
enjoy Let's say something comes up up and it changes
your plans and you don't go out, are you sad?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Okay? Well, we were just talking about this because I'm
having an issue right now at my house where the
water's out in my building and there's something wrong with
the water heaters making a funny noise to turn it
off yesterday, and I think that just happens when the
water pump breaks. All this will get fixed today. So
I had to take care of that. But I had
to cancel a couple of plans today, and they were
things I wanted to do. They were, but after a
(02:24):
certain point in life, there's something about canceling plans, even
if you wanted to do it exactly where you just think, oh,
I don't have to do that now.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Huh yeah, I mean I wanted to, but you know,
it seemed like a good idea when I made the plans,
and then the day comes and it's.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Like, sh do I have to? Well, you're the one
that set it up. The perfect example of this would
be a birthday party. Right, it's my friend's birthday. It's not,
but let's pretend it is. And it's a person I like,
and I like his spouse. She's a lovely person. I
like his friends or my friends. Right, I like the
restaurant it was booked at whatever, And then the day
of the event, it gets canceled and I don't have
(03:01):
to go anywhere. D And somehow, even though I wanted
to do all of that, not that upset. No, I'm like,
oh cool, I just stay home now and do nothing.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Do your immediate replace that with another outdoor activity of
some kind, or you just you're happy to not go out.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
You never know, but probably not. No, I mean I might,
but probably not. Sometimes you just know I wanted to
go out, but usually I don't. Oh now I just
sit here with my dog and order a pizza. Well
we call that maturity. Some people call it getting old,
but I like maturity. Did you ever have food, like
order food and you have them omit certain items from
the food, not because you didn't want to eat it,
(03:40):
but just so you could eat it with your dog?
Have not done that? Like meltain can't have grapes, onions,
gar like avocado, chocolate like most dogs, So you don't
want that on your pizza. I'll order a meal that
doesn't involve any of those, and then I'll give him
little nibbles of it, now, not a lot, because.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
People get upset when they find you're feeding a dog
human food. Hey, dog will eat pretty much anything they
can find if it'll hold still. You know, something's dead
on the ground outside where you take the dog to go. Body, Hey,
get out of that. No, this is tasty, I know.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
And then as awful as that is, I still kiss
my dog on the mouth once in a while, you know.
Just I love you, Melton. Oh that's right, you were
just sniffing another dog's pooh outside. Well guess I sniffed
the pooh. I don't know, was licking his own whatever. Anyway,
it doesn't matter the retired question. I got a question.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
It ain't about dogs and food stuff. Does Greta Thunderberg
get arrested every day? It's kind of hermo Yeah, okay,
Because I keep seeing these news stories and I'm thinking, well,
is this a repeat?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
What are they doing with this girl? Don't you wonder
who's funding it? Like? Who? Yeah? Who's paying her to do?
To float around in the ocean beats a hill out
of me and bother Israel and accomplish nothing.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Because I thought this was pretty recent, because what it
says here is Israel should charge Greta for her flotilla
and all the costs involved in this colossal waste of time.
Sure and charger double as it is the holiest day
of the Hebrew year.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Oh that's right, it's Yam Kaupor, so obviously this was
pretty recent.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Also make sure and ticket them for littering non biodegradable
plastics into the ocean. And then they got this little
thirty second speech of her own camera in the dark
with some kind of a you know, orange glowing light,
and she probably you know, telling me how terrible I am.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I can't take credit for this, but some critics of
Greta are now referring to her Palestine flotilla as a
Falistine flotilla, as a what no foul fail Palistine? Yeah,
the Falistine flotella. It is landed on the eve of
Yam Kappor. Because nothing says human rights like dancing on
a Hamas funded party boat for a month and then
(06:03):
forcing fasting Israelis to break their indigenous holy day. To
deal with you and your.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Bs, I will caution you to maybe be sure you
say fail, not foul, because philistine fallus fallus fallis is
something else. See, I feel like it works both ways.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Well you think she's she's got one, I don't know.
It is credit into dudes, I mean, she doesn't strike me.
And then she's always wearing the froggy hat. That's the
other thing that strikes me is on about her. She wants,
now that she's a little older, she wants to feature
her jugs in every publicity photo.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
But she wants every time a young girl, you know,
blossoms and suddenly go they just well everyone, a lot
of them have a tendency to want to. It's like
if you just got a superpower and you want to
try it out right, Look what I could do. I
could just sit up straight, arch my back a little
bit and man will just come running and give me stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
But then she still wants you to know she's autistic,
so she wears a hat that looks like a frog.
It's like, witch, is it, come on, stop it? Do
I have to look at your cleavage? Or are you
a little girl? What do you do?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
You remember that Middle Girl or Modern Family? I don't
remember her name or whatever. But when Modern Family started,
you know, she was young, and then she developed over
the years, and even after the show went off the air,
she was still in the news because she kept I
don't think she liked her parents. I think she you know,
like got a divorce from her parents or something, and
(07:34):
she just went around in the tightest fitting, lowest cutted
everything she could find to wear. Was just showing off
about eighty seven percent of her boobs.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I only know this because I just looked it up.
But the actress's name is Arie all Winter. The character's
name was Alex. But the only reason to watch that
show is that O'Neill and Haley. I loved al and
the old old guy's wife. Okay, yeah, soph you have
a gara, right you go. You know that show had
its moments, but it was still woke, you know what
(08:07):
I mean?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
It was woke well in the first In the early
parts of it, it was fine. But what happened They
find out it gets popular and two things. First of all,
they start rushing the dialogue so that they can squeeze
in a couple extra commercials in their thirty minute show.
And you can tell because it used to be part
(08:28):
of the thing that's funny. And as a professional stand
up comedian that you know this better than anybody, Kenny,
it's timing.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah, you gotta pause right before you hit the punchline.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
And they lost all their their comedic timing on the
show because they just wanted everybody to hurry, get through
your dialogue. Don't take time to appreciate what somebody else said.
Just go ahead and say what you got to say,
back and forth, back and forth, back and forth.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Really fast.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
And they sped it up just so they could squeeze
a little more commercial in.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld understood this, so on the
TV show, Seinfeld, part of the reason why it was
so popular was the pregnant pause. And then when they
syndicated the show, they edited out all the pauses. They
aborted that, yes, yeah, they planned parenthood. Ooh, that reminds
me of vote news from Planned Parenthood this morning. Have
you looked at all the Planned Parenthood facilities that have
(09:17):
closed recently? I got a list of them here.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
It's between Starbucks and Planned Parenthood. There is some real
estate opening up for business.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
One of them was the largest abortion clinic in America,
I'm told, and it was that giant building in Houston
off I forty five, Right.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Did you know that that it was the biggest I
didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
No, I know where it is though, drive by it
a lot. Well, anyway, that's going to be a spirit
Halloween soon and that closed bad Rouge Health Center, Clothes,
New Orleans Health Center, closed Prevention Park Health Center in Houston,
clothes Southwest Health Center. And whatever you think of abortion,
whether your pro life or pro choice, I think most
of us would probably agree it shouldn't be my responsibility
(09:56):
to pay for it. You should have to do that.
If you want to kill you your baby, don't get
me and my paycheck involved in it. That's your problem.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Look at this list of Starbucks closing just in the
Houston area mostly Do you.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Think that's a coincidence. No, they closed all the Starbucks
and all the planned parent had at the same time.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Oh, there's a couple of Dallas ones in here too,
but mostly Houston, a lot of them right around here
because we happen to be in a very populated area
of Houston.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I will admit it's kind of weird how there'd be
a Starbucks like two blocks away from another Starbucks, and
now they're not going to have that anymore. And during
rush hour every day it made perfect sense, and then
the rest of the day it didn't make any sense
because you'd go into one, you're the only one there.
You'd go into it fort Worth. We were doing a
comedy show in fort Worth earlier this summer. We had
four shows, two nights in a row. Me and Jesse,
(10:45):
nothing to do in between shows. The Starbucks is open late.
He doesn't drink alcohol. We'd walk over there. Sure enough.
We're the only guys in the Starbucks ordering cake pops
and black iced teas and whatever we were in the
mood for and just walk right in. And both of
us point too. We're like, you know, weird, there's nobody
here in the middle of downtown Fort Worth and it's open.
I guess now it's not opening. That's the end of that.
(11:07):
Why would someone do a radio show on a Thursday?
Walton and Johnson Radio Network, all right, can I read
this tweek? Because I didn't get it at first, and
then Steve explained it to me. And you can't read
all of it, We're going to read most of it.
One of our listeners just said, your Jay shilling is
unbearable this morning.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Find that guy was in Oz shilling or no, that
was Shillinger.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Okay, what are they talking about? He says. Some one
of our listeners said, your Jay shilling is unbearable this morning.
F The Jays ten times, and I said, who's Jay shilling?
And then Steve.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Said, it's emn Frady's just talking about the Jews.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah, that's interesting about that. Some people think this radio
show is too critical of Israel, and some people think
this radio show is too friendly with Israel. I thought
we did a pretty good job of making fun of
everybody except the Catholics because they're the right ones. Oh
is that right?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Yeah, the Catholics are right. Well, we'll get around with you.
What is it that you said about Jews this morning?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I don't remember saying anything. Did I say anything?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
We talked about some Muslims, and you know how they act,
and I guess if you're saying anything about the Muslims,
they immediately say you're well, you must be saying something
about the Jews as well. But you also brought up
Greta Thunberg and the Holiest day of the is you know,
the Jewish holidays.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Oh do you remember that? I forgot all about it.
That was like five or ten minutes ago. Okay, look,
let's get real for a minute. If you go to
Rome on Christmas and try to start a fight, it's
different because it's Christmas. Right, If you go to what's
(12:49):
another place? Riodd is that in Saudi Arabia? That's a
place right on? Uh, you're making stuff on what's their thing,
not Rasia Shana? What's there? Ramadan? Remember the Ramadan? If
you go there on Ramadan and you try to start
a fight, it's more than just a regular day of
fighting because you're doing it on a holy day, right,
extra insult is what it is. But for the record, though,
(13:11):
I feel like we make fun of the Jews and
the Muslims, and the Christians and the Hindus and certainly
the atheists, so of course the atheists. Yeah, I don't know.
I worry sometime we're a little too critical and it's
going to get us into trouble because people are real
touchy about their religion. You ever noticed that you worried
about getting in trouble, are you? Well? I don't want
to make fun of people if it's going to hurt
their feelings, you know, I mean, well, then you might
(13:32):
as well go home.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Unless it's we're here to hurt feelings. We're here to
upset people. That's the job.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Look, I'm not going to mock anyone's religion unless it's
the Methodists, and then it's fine, Okay, go ahead pick
on the Methodists all you want. They don't matter. Look
at them with their bagel bars and their bookstores and
their coffee shops. What are you even doing? Are you
at church or are you at the mall? What's called?
What are you selling T shirts? What? Oh, it's a
designer T shirt. That's great Methodists, that's wonder. You're having
(14:00):
an LGBTQ plus brunch at your church on Sunday, right, fantastic,
love those church get together. That's a good time right there. Anyway,
if anybody out there felt that we were too critical
of the Jews, we apologize. And if you didn't think
we were critical enough of the Jews, we also apologize
because we're just here to pander on yom kipper. It's
(14:21):
Kenny with his apologies there for you, everybody. Good. John
used to always get mad at the way that Billy
ed would say the word Jew.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I don't know why I say it like everybody else says,
how do you say it?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Gus? That guy's a Jew, that guy's not a Jew.
What's the difference. See, I think it's just the way
you talk, Billy, because you're not actually saying anything. I'm
saying words, right, but it's not like you're It sounds
like you're putting stink on it. But yes, it definitely does.
But possibly it's just the hic accent. Yeah, it's just
(14:50):
the way he talks. So what I think that the
here's the problem. You have the same accent as some
of the leaders of the Ku Klux Klan. Now that's
just a coincidence, it's not because you're part of the
Ku Klux Klan. So when you talk like that, some
people might think, you know that you're being racist because
it sounds like what a racist would have said, even
though you're not a race.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Well, I guess they'd be wrong in their way of thinking,
wouldn't they.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I still have a hard time understanding that thing too,
that it's the only religion. That's also what is it
a race? Right? Is that it's what they say. It's
way more than a religion. Can I be the race
of Catholic? Can I be?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
No? No, It's kind of like the fans owning the
football team in Green Bay. They came up with a
great idea, the fans will own the team and not
one you know, billionaire and the NFL didn't think that'd
be a problem until it happened. Now they won't allow
it anywhere else. You know, the Green Bay Packers are
(15:47):
the only team that gets that. Everybody else that's against
the rules.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
See, here's the thing about the Jews. I get that
there's controversial Jews out there, What's like Benjamin nett and
Yahoo and George Soros. But did you ever notice how
those two Jews believe the exact opposite of everything the
other one believes. Right, So, because I acknowledge the existence
of both George Soros and Benjamin Netanyahu, two equally controversial
(16:12):
and powerful Jews who have no ideological beliefs that are
similar in any way whatsoever, it's hard for me to
get on board with this whole idea that like there's
a vast Jewish conspiracy when you look at how those
two guys have nothing in common. And how about Chuck Schumer.
I wanted to throw Chuck in the pile. All right,
here's my problem with Chuck Schumer. He's the only human
(16:33):
being on earth, Jew or non Jew, that's ever pretended
to grill a hamburger.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
I know that still bothers you, No port Chuck Schumer
is a Muslim loving Jew right and Trump exercises his
powers as president and Schumer, he and AOC are in
a kind of a battle, a struggle for power in
(16:58):
the Democrat Party, if you will. He's on the way out,
she's on the rise. And he has to be careful
what he does because if he blames AOC for some
of the stuff that's going on, it's gonna make it
look like he's her bitch. And if he doesn't, well,
he screwed up either way, and then it's a complicated situation.
(17:22):
But to the Democrats credit, they keep most of this
in fighting out of the public. You don't catch a
lot of that. The Republicans. They just throw it all
out there and see what happens.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah, I get that too. And you know what I
enjoy about AOC though. You know what I like about her?
I think I do. When you point this out to
people on social media, they are looking at her chest.
They all look like you're crazy. They're like, Kenny, she's
a six, she's mid whatever, excuse me, by political standards,
she's a ten. I don't get to decide. Have you
ever been to Washington, DC? They all look like a
(17:55):
bunch of Bridge trolls. Then here comes AOC. You know,
I know she's getting a thick lately. She's been having
too many of the Tamali's or whatever they're giving, that's
for sure. No, she's getting a little thick. I get that.
But she's still you know, big, big pretty eyes, symmetrical features,
large breasts.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
It's the put your hands down, you keep cupping something
invisible there in space.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
I don't know why your hands are up in there
like that. But here's the thing. Nobody hates like the
liberals hate. Even when once in a while someone in
my comments section slips in and they think I'm being
a little too friendly to the Jews or a little
too critical of the Jews or whatever it mean. There's
no hate like liberal hate. Do you know what I mean? Well,
I know what you mean, Joey wailed.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
He wants to know why you guys aren't bringing up
Tucker Carlson and Candas Owens. They both seem to be
blaming the Jews for killing Charlie.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
All right, I think there's a fine line between Tucker Carlson.
I haven't heard what he said, so I don't want
to defend it or I haven't heard it, but I
will tell you this. What Candace Owens has been saying
lately makes me believe that she's messing with us.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Candida that or she got into a bad batch of
drugs or something because she is messed up.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Candis Owens thinks there's a bee cult out there, that
there's a call to people who worship bees, and they're
all Communists and they're the ones who killed Charlie Kirk.
And she's like, look there, they're bee worshiping communists and
obviously they're Jews. It's a Candas Owens theory. Yeah there,
you all right, calm down with the whole Jew thing.
Let's leave the Jews alone on Yam Kapor. We can
(19:24):
go back to if you want to make fun of
the Jews, challenge them to a basketball game or something.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
You know. In the meantime, other emails have come in.
Have you ever had an Uber driver wearing a maga hat?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
I don't know, you know, my mole, I can say
for sure, I never have. She's the lady that wrote
this gay she said dumb.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
I ordered a Nuber last month and the middle aged
Uber driver had his uh ke KEFFI.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Oh it's the it's a hat. It's no, it's a
that's the scarf. Oh is that the skis that's the
word for the Hamas scarf. Oh.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
He had it prominently displayed across his dash board, right.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
He was pleasant.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
I was a little scared, and we talked about the
weather and traffic because I know my limits.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
The weirdest thing about the Hamas scarf is you can
buy it at Hot Topic or H and M or
Urban Outfitters in the mall. They sell it right there
next to like, oh, the trendy kids. Yeah, you can.
You can.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
It can be a hat or at least a head
gear of some kind if you wrap it right. See
it's a long scarf like thing, and you can wrap
it this way. You can wrap it this way. You
can just do all kinds of stuff with it.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
That's it, And you buy it in the mall. It
comes on a rack next to vintage Nirvana shirts and
you could buy it with a coupon if you want.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Weird you could earn one if you just volunteer for
the United States Army and let him send you over
to the sandbox for a little while. Because our guys
over there learned right away those scarves come in real handy,
you know, sandstorms and whatnot. So yeah, here's what I
wonder this, if your downwind from the camel poops.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
The stereotype is that Jewish people are good at business, right,
that's the stereotype.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
And it's a horrible thing to say about people. Oh
my god, you're so good with business.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Okay? Do you think no, that's actually a compliment. Do
you think somewhere out there there's a in New York
City or somewhere like that, there's a Jewish guy selling
those scarfs even though he doesn't believe in it. Sure,
hell yeah. Don't hate the player, hate the game, I
guess right. Yep. Why would someone do a radio show
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