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August 22, 2025 • 21 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, explain this trick to me again. Mister.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Oh, you're on a date, you had a couple of drinks,
and you can't remember the girl's name.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
What is it you do? Uh? Always file like, hey baby,
you're looking fine, well, little girl, things like that. Yeah,
that's it right. Just the pet names are honey, Honey's
good too if you like that sort of thing, you know, honey,
do no, just honey. Okay, don't call her a melon
unless she's got a couple, you know what I mean?

(00:27):
How he's felt like I enjoyed the music. You had
a theme going all morning long, and then I volunteer
one suggestion and you just drown it out. We're playing
it right now, Mungo. You didn't mention it. You didn't
bring it up, You didn't didn't draw attention to it.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Now he's for his last name's Jerry. You'd think that'd
be the first name. His first name's Mungo, Mungo, Mungo.
Only victim and Game of what is it? Only pawn
in Game of Life?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yeah, something like that.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Anyway, all right, I gotta tell you it's my least
favorite segment, and on Friday I dislike it the most.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Because it goes on for so long, aren't you sweet?
Wonder makes sports?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
It's a Walton Johnson Sports report featuring mister Oh and.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
I thought I did that already? Oh did we already
do that? We got NFL football this weekend. Next week,
we got the real deal with the un C double a.
We got college football kicking in. Has some pretty good
games for week one. You know, not every game on
the first week of college football is one of the gimmes.
You know where, Uh the Crimson Tide takes on Appalasha

(01:31):
State Tech.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
All right, then, so then what are we so then
what are we supposed to do right now? Florida man?

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Or what? What about? I don't know those celebrity birthdays
that everybody clamors foray, now what you call it clamoring?
Clamoring is O when now you're sitting in their complaint email?
Is that the right verb? Douse? It's Dualipa's birthday whatever
that is? Uh? Dua Lipa is Uh. She's actually pretty

(01:59):
hot if you never stood do it? I know who.
She's a British singer. She's got some songs that I've
never heard.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Levitating was her big head. If I'm not mistaken rules.
Oh no, we're still playing mongo.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
There we go. Okay, Kristen Wig remember her. Krista Wig
was Saturday at Live Alumni and Bridesmaids. Very funny. Yeah,
she's fifty two. Ye. Jada the celebrity chef, the granddaughter
of Dino do Larrentis. Jiada is fifty five. I don't
know how to pronounce that guy's name. Tyrell a tie Burrell,

(02:33):
not Tyrrel. That's Phil Dunfe you from Modern Family. He's
fifty eight. Bill Parcell's eighty four. Cindy Williams no longer
with us, sadly. Shirley of Laverne Anne also no longer
with us. Valerie Harper, who was wrote a Norman Schwartz
cough la Buyer. That's right, Norman Schwartz cough. Is he

(02:53):
still alive? No, I said he was no longer with us.
It's too bad. That'd be cool if he was still around.
You know, it's his birthday, so you can pretend. I
feel like if he was alive, I could arm wrestle
him and I'd probably win. Yeah, because you know he
would be really old. That's true. It's National tooth Fairy Day.
Those of you with the children there with the missing teeth.

(03:15):
Enjoy that sounds like fun. Oh tomorrow, look at the
big celebrities. Well, okay, the late Kobe Bryant. Tomorrow would
have been his birthday nineteen seventy eight. Oh, he would
have only been forty seven years old. Well that's sad.
Scott Khan, James Kahan's son. He was an Entourage Hawaii five. Oh,

(03:39):
a bunch of stuff. Anyway, he's forty nine. Remember on
Entourage when he dated the porn star for a while?
Which one? What was your name, Sasha? The one that
likes the nevermind? Yeah? Yeah, she likes what what did
The guy that played the Red Faced Menace in The
Phantom Menace is Ray park He's fifty one, Ray Morrow,

(04:02):
Ray Parker Junior. No, Ray park Uh. Jay Moore's birthdays
tomorrow he'll be fifty five. Shelley Long Rick Springfield both
turned seventy six tomorrow. The inspiration for Rudy the TV
or the movie Rudy, Rudy, Rudy, the real life guy.
Rudy will be seventy seven tomorrow. They should do Rudy again,

(04:24):
but have Kevin Hart play Rudy. That'd be funny. You know,
that'd be like a whole different movie. Yeah, that'd be fun,
that'd be good, right. Richard Sanders les Nesmand from KRP
eighty five tomorrow and Barbara Eden turns ninety four? Wow,
still with us? Still? I bet you're not dreaming a
Genie much anymore, though I don't. I never really even

(04:47):
saw the show. I know what you didn't know. And
then Sunday, big big names for Sunday. Sophia Richie, the
daughter of Lionel, sister of Nicole. You know her, right, Okay? No, yeah, okay,
Rupert empt from Harry Potter. No, how about that guy
Alex O'Laughlin from Hawaii five? Oh and what did he do?

(05:08):
He was in a TV show?

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Dude, that's a I've never seen that show either. But
that's a really good theme song. That's one of the
greatest TV theme songs of all time.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
That was the original. Listen to how it starts with
the drums. It's like, oh my god, that's a good song. Tomorrow,
I mean Sunday. Dave Chappelle, I like him, he's good.
Fifty two. You should have started with him. He's the best. Well,
it's Sunday if I were here on Sunday, you should
have started on Sunday. People liked that Chapelle. They would

(05:37):
have listened to that better. That's how things work, better than.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Telling us about Ray Parker Junior's birthday, you know, right,
which is not yeah you should it was.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Yeah, you did say it was. Yeah. I remember Steve
Gutenberg durned sixty seven.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
He was in the Yeah, Police Academy and with that
guy that would beat box.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
That was funny when he did the noises. And of
course Shark don't slight him on his appearances in Sharknado.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Yeah, with Tara Reid, that chick that Joe Biden's sexually assaulted.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, same thing. Not cool. Now this day in history,
which is of course brought to you by law tigers. Okay.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
The thing I like about law tigers is that they
go to war for you with the insurance companies, so
you don't have to deal with them.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Or doesn't Trump want to put that war put it away?

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Well, you know, look, the insurance companies are going to
do what they do. That's why if you get in
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or go to law Tigers dot com, and it's especially
important on National eat to Peach Day and National Pecan
Torta Day.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Torte, tortell, tort No, it's got an E in it. Yeah,
it's just tort it says, why would they put the
e if it was just tory? Okay, it's torty. See
there you go. Now you're understanding. What's a tordy on
this day? Way back in the day. What happened anything, dude?
Oh yeah, a whole bunch of stuff. Let's start off.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
In seventeen seventy six, the British landed on Long Island,
and I gotta tell you, given the way Long Island
is nowadays, I think we should have just let them
have it.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yeah, but then they would have wanted the rest that today.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
In eighteen fifty one, the US won America's first America Cup.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Well, that seems appropriate today.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
In eighteen sixty five, the first patent was issued for
a liquid soap.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Eighteen six, right, somebody had been working on liquid soap
all through the years of the Civil War, and when
it was over they said, eureka, I've done it. That's
not even the weirdest one.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Do you remember when we figured out A one sauce
was invented during you're telling me, during the Civil War,
someone burned a steak and then they were like, ah,
it's a waste of good red meat.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
I am, I gonna make this taste better.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
And they were like, hang on it minute, I got
some and they whipped it up. There They're like, here,
this will save your bad steak. That's the whole point
of steak sauce.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Right. We have to remember, even during a war in
the same country, a war this country fighting itself, people
still been about their daily lives. Sure, you gotta do
what you gotta do.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Today, in nineteen twenty two, Irish politician and local drunk
Michael Collins was killed in an ambush. And today, in
nineteen fifty six, the gop rena dominated Eisenhower and Nixon ticket.
They said, we like Ike and we want Dick, and
so they got both.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Good for them.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Today, in nineteen sixty nine, nice, Hurricane Camille hits the
Gulf of America coast, killing two hundred and fifty six people.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Not nice. Well, if we're going to do this day
in history, let's do this day a week from now.
I think it was Camella by the way, go ahead,
I was misspelled on my screener. One week from today
is the twentieth anniversary of you know what? Oh no
what Katrina? Uh August twenty nine, Hurricane Katrina. They got

(08:33):
big specials on TV this weekend about it all. You
don't want to miss it. They relive the excitement of
Hurricane Katrina. I don't know much, but it do you know?
It was George Bush's fault because he didn't like black people?
Does right? That's exactly right? Yeah? Why didn't he like
those black people? What did they do wrong?

Speaker 2 (08:49):
They didn't. They didn't deserve that. If only there was
a guy who is a musical genius, they could stand
up and speak on their behalf, like on an infomercial
or you know, like a fundraiser.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Who could we turn to in this time of need?

Speaker 2 (09:01):
A guy that would later on be bold enough to
tell us something was wrong with Taylor Swift? Yeah? Today,
and hang on, I got a good one here today.
In nineteen seventy five, President Ford survives a second assassination
attempted seventeen days.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Why would anybody want to assassin Ford? It's a good question.
He was harmless.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
He went that controversial today in nineteen eighty nine, Nolan
Ryan Billy had.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Registered his five thousand strikeout. Put it right, just blew
it out. My he's throwing aspirin out there today. Nolan
Ryan kept pitching until he was like eighty years old.
People don't do that anymore. Yeah, I think he's still
better than some of the pitchers that are playing today today.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
In nineteen ninety four, DNA testing links O. J. Simpson
to a couple of murders in Brentwood. Wait, what, Yeah,
the first I've heard of this. It's true. And today
two thousand and seven, the Rangers said an MLB record
in their thirty and three thumping of the Orioles thirty.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Points to thirty. Yeah, it was baseball.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
It was a baseball game where they the Rangers scored
thirty runs on this day in two thousand and seven.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
I hope they were. Yeah, they should have stopped. It
was just a humiliating day for the Orioles. It realized
if they don't go up there and go to bat,
the game will never be over. And when they went
to bat, they accidentally kept hitting hit. Yeah, what are
you gonna do? Well?

Speaker 2 (10:13):
You know this is before the pitch clock existed, and then,
of course a lot of people look back on that
day and say it was the second worst day ever
in Baltimore history.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Hmmm, second worst, Yeah, well what was the first?

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Well you remember that thing with the bridge, the racist bridge, No,
I don't remember. Recently, the Francis Scott Keys Bridge.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Nobody dismantled it. Yeah. There was some Asian driver from
Singapore and he didn't know how to park a boat
or something. He did not know. No, anyway, now I
got a coal barge burning up there. Yeah, that and
the baseball game. Those are the only two bad things
to ever happen. Otherwise, Baltimore is basically paradise. There was
that fire one time at at that fort. I don't

(10:55):
know if y'all heard about that or not. They have
a fort in Baltimore, some kind of fort, probably not there.
I think the British blew it up, or something like
a real ford, or the kind you make out of
your couch, well, the kind you make with pillows and blankets. Yeah,
I travels. I do that every time I'm at the
Silver Slaper casino. String it over the back of the couch,
hold it up with the back of a chair. Yeah,
instant fort.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
I like to use the massage chair to do it,
you know, because it's big and it's right in the
middle of the room.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Yeah, pleasant vibrates. It's cool.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
You could climb inside of it and pretend like there's
an earthquake happening inside the fort.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Isn't that fun? Yeah? Exactly.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Well, that's like one of the ten things I like
to do when I'm at the Silver Sleeper casino.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Normally there would be children involved in fort building, but
Kinny said, oh no, I don't need kids around for this.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
No, we don't even let kids in the casino. I
don't think it would be appropriate.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
It's true. Yeah, let's all go to the lobby. Let's
all go to the lobby. Let's all go to the
lobby to get ourselves. Walton and Johnson Radio Network, Where
do you gig going?

Speaker 3 (11:55):
There's some new stuff on TV for us starting for
the weekend. You know they always listen the different shows
that will be coming up besides preseason football with your
your Cowboys on the NFL network tonight.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Also on Netflix. Oh my god, if you don't already
have Netflix, then you you gotta get it now. I
don't care how much you have to pay? What is it?
What's on tonight? Documentary special tonight from Netflix called The
Truth about Jesse Smollette. Oh I heard about this? Don't
we already know? You know the truth? That's the last

(12:29):
thing you ever get from just Jusus Mollett. I don't
want to watch that, do you know what?

Speaker 2 (12:33):
I want to watch Jesse Smollett and Johnny Manzel competing
together in an obstacle course.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
When does that happen? It's remember we talked about this
a week or two ago. There don't remember. There's going
to be a show this fall where a bunch of
Dalists celebrities compete in a military style obstacle course. And
I don't remember.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
The only two people on the list I remember is
Johnny Manziel and Jesse Smallett. Oh, that'll be a treat,
and that for me is enough.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
I absolutely want to watch Johnny Manziel and Jesse Smollett
compete against each other.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
That sounds like a good time, bro. Here's the one
Billy Ed was talking about a minute ago Sunday Night
CNN as a one hour special called New Orleans Soul
of a City, Rebirth of the Superdome. The long title.
But everything coming up on television about New Orleans this week,
besides the football game, has to do with the twentieth

(13:27):
anniversary of hur King. Katrina.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Trump is on TV right now talking about how John
Bolton's home was just rated, and he's wearing a hat
that says Trump was right about everything?

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Shouldn't it say I was right about everything? If you
are just waking up and you missed the news earlier.
Donald Trump's former national security advisor was his home was
rated earlier this morning because he published a book, and
the book was called The Room Where It Happened, and
it was all about how Donald Trump committed all these crimes,
but he wasn't willing to testify in front of Congress

(13:58):
about it, which led a lot of people to believe
the book was just filled with lies. Of course, I've
got Trump here on the screen. You want to hear
what he's talking about. That is turning out to be
the most difficult. We're the washing of the White House.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
TikTok account, Are you no longer concerned about privacy concerns
or national security problems?

Speaker 1 (14:15):
I'm really not that. I think it's highly overrated. So
a TikTok as you know, I use TikTok in the campaign.
All right, So they're talking about TikTok. It's good, we're
getting bad connection. He didn't used to use it and
he want to shut it down, and now he's using it,
so he must not want to shut it down anymore.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Okay, question for you about that, and I'm just curious
what your opinion is. There's no wrong answer. I'm not
going to attack you. Trump was part of a populist
movement to get rid of TikTok several years ago, and
then during the election, as we just explained, TikTok made
Trump very popular with zoomers, young voters in their twenties.
And now Trump is okay with TikTok. He's saying he

(14:54):
would keep it as long as it's not owned by
a Chinese company. He's been attacked for this many times.
Do you think that makes him a hypocrite?

Speaker 1 (15:01):
No, I don't think so, because if you complain about
something and you don't like it, you say, well, this
ought to go away if but if they changed it,
then it's not the same problem anymore.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
I tend to think that the criticism is a little
unnecessary as well. But they'll criticize them for anything.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Well, of course, the point is TikTok in and of
itself wasn't like terrible.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
It's just short videos. You're bored, you can watch a
bunch of short videos. Our buddy Billy like to watch TikTok, remember,
he thought, oh yeah. And then we started being told
by guys like Josh Howley, the senator from where's he
from Missouri? That the TikTok is brainwashing your kids and
teaching them to love Hamas and hate America and to
cut off their wieners and become trans.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
And I have no idea if any of that's true,
but I do know that it's right. Oh I get
every time somebody says something about cutting something off. Man,
I just get the chills. You know. You know the
weirdest thing about the trans movies. You can't undo that.
It's like, yeah, well you could, but you don't want
to go through that. It's kind of Franken Wiener, right,

(16:01):
that guy. You know, it's kind of a slippery slope
there for an alternative culture. Somebody will bleach their hair
white or purple or something, and they go, ah, that
wasn't so bad. I'll get a septum piercing, Like, yeah,
that wasn't so bad. I'll get a tattoo, change the color,
take the piercing out to you know, have the tattoo lasered.
But putting that thing back on there, that's gonna be tricky. Right.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
You get all the way to snip in your Wiener
off and you think in your head, well, it's fine,
I lasered away the tattoo. It's like, you can't really
laser your Wiener back on, Buddy. That's a problem with that.
When you turn that into a mangina. There's no going
back on that, Bob. I mean, I do wonder if
that trend is going away If you look at the statistics.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Was it ever a trend or were we just supposed
to believe that. I wish it wasn't.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
You can look at it by generation Baby Boomers, your generation,
hardly any trends, like less than one percent, Gen X
almost the same numbers, Millennials.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Little more, Zoomers five percent of them, Like crazy, right?
Why are there some zero point five percent of society
unless you just count the zoomers and then it's five
percent of exploded? Why are there so many teenage transgenders.
There's it's almost like someone made him that way. Almost.
It's almost like someone went around and convinced them that

(17:15):
this would make them happier. They found the most emotionally vulnerable,
influential people, and they talked him into participating in some
kind of genital mutilation exercise because the person giving it
to them could make tens or hundreds of thousands of
dollars off of it without really explaining the repercussions. Next thing,
you know, snipping off your right that I know. I

(17:37):
don't like it either, Billy ed. I also don't like
the fact Hulk Cogan probably didn't shouldn't have died, but
he did. And they said it's probably malpractice. Medical malpractice
is brought up, says some guy who was there. Allegation
included a police report the cops nine to eleven response
to Hulk at his home. They claim that during a

(18:01):
recent surgery that the doctor may have cut or nicked
the frenick. I don't know if I'm saying that right.
I'm assuming it's a trans thing. I think they didn't
cut off his frenic Nerve an occupational therapist who was
with the Hulkster when he passed away says that his

(18:24):
claim is that the freenic nerve, which has to do
with helping you breathe controlling the diaphragm, had been I
don't know if it was severed or if it had
been damaged, and that that's why Hulk just quit breathing.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
I will point out here that the information we're getting
does come to us from an interesting source. Brooke Hogan
is sort of the estranged daughter of Hulk. Wasn't she
the one that accused her dad of being racist because
he didn't like her black boyfriend. I might be explaining
this wrong, but that was how I understood it. And
she revealed all this information that you just explained on

(19:02):
a podcast with a guy named And I have nothing
against this guy. This isn't like an attack on one
of my peers in this industry on a podcast with
a guy named Bubba the Love Sponge. Now he's interesting
because wasn't he the guy?

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Yeah, they were involved in some kind of three way
deal or something was real messed up.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
He videotaped him having sex with his wife. Hul Cogan
had sex with Bubba's wife, and then Gawker was the
website that published it. I think I'm explaining all that correctly,
And I've never really wanted to understand any of this.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
It's just information you couldn't help but stumble upon.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
So when I heard that Brooke Hogan told all this
information in an interview to that guy, I immediately thought, Huh,
it's like these people are very close to the source,
both of them are, and yet at the same time,
you can't help but wonder if their opinions of this
are a little biased because of their personal relationship with
hul Cogan.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
But medical malpractice is a thing that kills a lot
of people every year. Doctors, like the rest of us, mistakes.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Yeah, I tend to think it might be true. But
then again, I would love to hear more information question
the source exactly. Yeah, I'd like to hear like a
third or fourth person come in and give us their
take that's close to the whole story, because Brooke would
probably have some financial incentive here. She really hates her
father's newer wife. Remember there was another wife. What's this

(20:22):
woman's name, Sky or something like that. Such a bizarre name.
You almost wonder if it's a fake name, like a
stage name or something like that.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
The stage name what stage would she have been on?
You know, when they when they met in a performance stage?
When did he break with Linda?

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Linda Hogan was the original wife and then Nick Hogan
was the son. Can we hear it from Nick Hogan?
And I get Linda Hogan's the ex wife. She's gonna
be biased. Brooke and Dad didn't get along because of
the black boyfriends or whatever. I think I'm explaining that, right.
Can we hear from Nick in all this? Is he around?

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Is he?

Speaker 2 (20:55):
What's he doing now? Is he runs a surf shop
in Tampa somewhere?

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Probably thinking why don't I get any of my dad's money? Bran,
It's a pretty good question.

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