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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Music on this show. I think you know, someone usually
thinks so. Yeah, Sometimes when you guys don't like the
music I'm playing.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Like you took that as a negative. Uh No, you
want somebody into doing some ethan and off, and I
think that's a good thing. I didn't understand what that meant.
I understand that you don't understand a lot of things
that adults say. It's okay, you're coming along. We were
raising this young and right.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Do you think if I stopped an average person on
the street and I told him that this music was
making people ethan and ethen, that they would know what
we were talking about.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
No, but if you said it right to mit, you know,
if if if if not if if.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Ice Billy, and I know this is gonna blow your mind.
But sometimes when you say things, people can't understand you
because of your your thick accent.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Billy, d my what you have? Oh I'm the one
with the accent here, No, you're the one with the accent.
I'm just you guys have an accent. I'm lily one
that talks normal.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
No me, I'm just gonna sit here drink my pop.
I drove in on the expressway and there you go
and I'm happy to just chill here in this lounger
listening to you.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Now, keep your bulletproof vest on. Let everybody know you
from Chicago. I am wearing a bulletproof vest. It looks cool, doesn't.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
It, and only three bullet holes in it. I wear
it to bed sometimes, and like women are like, are
you going to wear that to bed? I'm like, absolutely,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
You damn straight close my eyes with you laying there
with a nail file. Do you know where I'm from.
I have to wear this exactly. It's a rule. It's
part of my religion anyway. But you can look up
ethan an iPhone on your own time. You've got work
to do, so sure, I agree.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
The President just made a big announcement about Apple's investments
in the United States growing by one hundred billion dollars.
Part of why this is so interesting to me is
I got up this morning and I was listening to
people in the liberal media, in the financial world CNBC
telling us that Trump's new tariffs, We're not going to
stimulate the economy very quickly. It would take a long
(01:54):
time for new infrastructure to be built to building you know,
iPhone factories or automobile factories. And then when I got
to work, I told Steve, boy, the media is really
throwing some shade on the economy right now. I bet
this is going to hurt the market. And then Steve
told me I was wrong.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Well, the futures that they're watching are up two hundred
and sixty right now for the Dow.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
S and P five hundred, the Nasdaq, all of it.
It's all up. And boy, we were spoked with the
tariffs kicking in. Foreign media and domestic liberal media really
throwing some shade on Trump's tariffs.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
But you know who's not the Wall Street.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Wall Street doesn't seem to think this is bad right now,
which is totally the opposite.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Keeps reporting all the billions of dollars that you're coming
into or back to the United States because of the turfs,
the tariffs billioon right exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
You said it, right, of course, no feel bad, I know,
I agree, Thank you very much, Biliad. All right, so
this is very exciting news and we appreciate the Donald
for doing it.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
You're hello, fellas, I missed you. Today.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Apple is announcing that it will invest six hundred billion
dollars this with the bee.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Remember when he called Tim Cook Tim Apple, that's who's
standing next to him in this video.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I know it's unrelated. I just thought of that.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Yeah, in the United States over the next four years,
that's one hundred billion dollars more than they were originally
going to invest. And this is the largest investment Apple
has ever made.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
The experts were wrong again. Trump's economic policies are delivering
quickly the one thing we always thought it would work.
We just never thought it would happen. I never thought
it would happen this fast. I did, and I'm a
fan of I knew from day one. I wrote it
down somewhere.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I probably got it at the back at the house
that I believe Trump's tariffs are going to make this
country the richest, the most maga country of all time.
Twenty thousand brand new American jobs.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
These well, these investments directly create twenty thousand brand new jobs.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
These investments will directly create more than twenty thousand brand
new Mammerican jobs.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I guess they will. So yeah, that's but you know,
Biden let ten million new Americans into the country. Twenty
is not going to cover the jobs. Oh, I don't think.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Well, we're still deporting. What did we see yesterday? Do
you remember it was fifteen hundred a day or being deported?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yeah, I think we actually got more leaving than coming in. Now,
m that's good feeling. Yeah, it's like bailing out the
boat first. You want to slow the water down from
coming in, right, Billy ed by the way, your crazy
idea about.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Sending squatters to move into the homes of all the
Texas Democrats who left the state that they originally.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Started from an email because our listeners are the smartest
dang people in the world. But I don't mind taking
credit for it as long as you're giving it.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
So the domino effect went like this. A listener made
a vague joke, Billy d repeated the joke. I posted
it on social media with a more defined you know,
like the legal realm how this would work. And then
then and then yesterday, Stay Representative Steve Toath caught wind
of the idea, and he loves the idea. He thought
(05:04):
an actual lawmaker in government said, yeah, you know, we
went against squatter laws for a long time. If we
must have squatter laws, I don't see why we can't.
You know, here's Stay Representative Steve Toth of Texas.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
This message goes out to all Texas squatters. Look, squatters,
you and Democrats are two things you hold here. Democrats
don't like to work. You don't like to work. They
like squatters. Heck, they spent hours in the house four
of last month defending you guys. This bills each to
keep squatters out of our house. Democrats have thought for
two hours. I don't even know how to say this
for the right of people that don't belong in your
(05:37):
house to say in your house. So here's my idea.
They're like sixty Democrats that won't show up the work
because they left town. So I'm just saying, they love
your book. They think you're awesome. They will be so
happy when they get home to see you in their
living room.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
They would, they'd be loving it. Bro, do you not
love it?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Some ridiculous, absurd thing we said on this radio show.
It's actually incubating itself into the government right now.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
I wouldn't suggest it in Goliad County. If your guy
left and you want to squat, and you're in Goliad County,
watch out because they got a sheriff over who don't
play oh, dou tell tell me about Goliad County last year. Anyway.
I don't know if things have changed since then. But
these fellows thought they could just go squat a property
(06:24):
of a deceased individual. And it turns out they broke
into the house and they started selling items off that
were in the house that belonged to the heirs of
the dead guy. But since they moved in to the house,
they figured, what the hell, it's our stuff, now we'll
sell it. No, the thievery will not be tolerated and
(06:45):
squatters will not be tolerated in Goliad, Texas. By God,
they will go to jail. Matter of fact, coupleies here
were arrested, and as far as squatting goes, they got
the squat in a jail house. That's the way they
deal with them in Goliad. By God.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I am told by Debbie Vosserman Schultz that the bathroom
facilities and Alligator Alcatraz feature a toilet nearest sink. Yeah,
and she said that's very gross. And I'm even though
that's be.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Your first time to ever visit a prison.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Huh, Yeah, I couldn't help it. Notice that's how all
jails that kind of operate pretty much. It's also, by
the way, I hate to bring this up, but uh,
you know, in my condo, I got a couple of
bathrooms and the toilet's right there by the sink and
the gross kinny. Don't you kind of wonder what her
bathroom's like?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yeah? Do you remember, like where is your bathroom?
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Like?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Do you not have a bathroom where the toilet's near
the sink? Isn't that every bathroom in America? Which is
somewhere around here?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I know?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Where is it?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Where it could?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
There it is. I get that.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
There are like real fancy, rich people where they have
a little room with a toilet.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
And shut the door. Yeah, yeah, you shut the big
door to the bathroom where you walked in the first place.
That's all the door you need. No, I get it.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
And I mean maybe that's not too common, but most
people still have a bathroom where the sink is near
the toilet. Do you remember there was a photo once
of Hillary Clinton in twenty sixteen running for president and
she's in a New York City apartment and she walks
in and looks at the kitchen and there's some plants
and there it's a small kitchen and she has this
look on.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Her face like, how do people live like this? Right?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
And she was visiting a liberal constituent and I remember
seeing that and thinking, they don't you she's never even
been in a normal person's house.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
No, they don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
If it wasn't for the fact that she's running for president,
she wouldn't actually know what average people lived like.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
And that's just based on somebody going out and telling her, Ye,
go out and tell me what average people are doing.
You wanna come? No, no, no, you just file a report.
I'll read it later. Take some photos. In fact, just
a vivid description.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I don't want to see the gross, disgusting, vile photos
of middle and working class people while while I'm eating
my caviat.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Unless was a photo crew with me, and then no,
go have a beer with them. Yeah, yeah, like we
do this all the time.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Oh yeah, just Elizabeth Warren and Hillary Clinton always drinking
beers like a regular average Joe plumber.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Yeah, whatever happened to him? Is he in prison now?
Or I guess he went back to plumbing? You know, right?
Did he get in trouble? That's not like a euphemism
or something, is it not? If you're a plumber. Oh
thank god, it's Thursday. Thursday, Thursday, the day you used
to get a jump on the weekend and start drinking,
but now you drink Walton and Johnson Radio Network. I
(09:31):
know Maga's mad.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I know you guys are upset about Israel or Ukraine
or the Epstein files.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
But we asked you a question we asked yesterday on
the show.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Is what you're describing an X problem or is it
an IRL problem?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I don't know what any of that means. What how
do you know Maga's mad?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Well, because we hear people in the MAGA there's a
rift in the MAGA movement.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Do you hear people saying that that are mad or
do you hear the media telling you that and so
you just believed it. It's a fair question.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
I hear conservative social media influencers say they're upset at Trump.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Marjorie Taylor Green the perfect example. Okay, that don't mean
I'm mad, right, but she is fair Billy ed.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I'm not describing you, but the Okay, some blogger at
info Wars or you know, some reporter at the Blaze
is mad at Trump.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
That's one thing.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
But Marjorie Taylor Green is actually considered to be one
of the definitive MAGA lawmakers and congres and she's out
telling people that Trump betrayed MAGA and that she's mad
at the Republican Party. And it's like, all right, hang
on a minute here, lady, h The economy's up, crimes down,
illegal immigration is vastly improved. I don't know why you
(10:39):
thought this was going to be perfect. I don't like
the Epstein Files thing either. I don't like funding multiple
wars either, but good god, this is so much better
than what it was a few years ago.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
You remember who else was running? Yeah, okay, Just want
to make sure you keep that in mind while you're
criticizing Trump.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Something that I think we often forget in the country,
whether we like it or not, whether me or Billy
Att or Marjorie Taylor Green or bloggers at the Daily
Wire whoever else likes it or not. It's a two
it's you have two choices. You don't have ten. You
don't have to It's not four parties. There's two options, right,
there's red team, Blue team. That's always been it. It's
been that way for a long time, as long as
(11:19):
I've been alive, as long as you've been alive, and
that sucks, but also that's the reality, Bubba, deal with it.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
You remember that video game Red Versus Blue? Did you
ever play that? It sounds familiar. What was it? Red
Versus Blue? I suppose that's all it was called. Okay,
I've never mind. Name, don't matter, keep going, you were on.
I just wanted to see if you remembered it or not. No,
I want to know you brought it up? Red Versus Blue? Man,
You're right, that was the thing. Yeah, I don't remember it. No, huh, well,
I wanted to know. Billy can't I look at up it?
(11:47):
It was a thing bunge let's see. Uh oh, it's
funny too. They have funny guys in there. Okay, well
I want to check it out. Bernie Burns was the
guy's name. Military guys basically, you know, doing some things.
It was a Halo Is that right? It was part
of the Halo franchise. What you know? Sure beats me.
I don't know. Did Billy D Junior play it?
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Is that? I?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Yeah? But it was good. It was one of the
ones I got in on it with.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I do like military video games. Call of Duty Duty.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Oh by the way it's purple Heart day.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Speaking of military, that's a good hey, you know, a
great way to celebrate purple Heart Day.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
What no tell me more? Oh, Billy, I'm so glad.
Thank you for the alley you buddy. By the way,
that started on this date seventeen eighty two. Fella name
ajor Heey Washington developed that a medal for anybody got
you know, you got hurt. Yeah, while you were in
the army. Well it was just originally army. Then all
(12:42):
the other branches started whining, we want a purple heart, dude.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Everybody gives one. I am such a big fan of that.
I didn't even know it was purple Heart Day, but
I'm glad you brought it up. If you care about
our American military veterans, and you know our government does
not treat them well, it doesn't matter who the president is,
Red team or Blue, don't make a difference, Billy d Yep.
You can go to Wheelchairsfowarriors dot org. Right now, make
a humble donation. What do you got five bucks? It's
(13:06):
come on, it's purple Heart Day. Would it kill you
have five bucks? You have twenty bucks? Would it kill you?
Take your phone? Out. Go to Wheelchairs for Warriors dot
org real quick right now. You'll feel better about it
for the rest of the day. Do you want to
feel better for the rest of the day, might even
last many many days. Yeah, just make a donation, doesn't Matt.
You needn't have to be a thousand bucks. Don't have
to be ten thousand dollars. That would make a big deal.
(13:30):
By the way, yesterday we got an email from someone
there over at Wheelchairs for Warriors. We have a listener,
and I know he doesn't want to get called out
on it. I know he doesn't.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
It feels funny not to salute and thank people that
make generous donations. We do appreciate it. His name is Carl.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Carl gave a ten thousand dollars donation, and I guess
when you make a large donation like that, there's a
processing fee, so he also covered the eight hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
It's all that credit cards to. Crystal is a beautiful woman.
She's just a wonder.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Hey, stay off of Crystal's She's my sister from another
mister Billy, And I'm not trying to get weird here.
Crystal tells me when she got this donation, yesterday, she
cried Christal he made her cry tears of joy. Obviously,
Crystal runs the wheelchairs forwards. Obviously, if we weren't clear
about that.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
If you guys have never been to our comedy shows before,
but just some girl Kinni's got a crush on you know, No,
Crystal's my sister.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
First, she wanted to do a podcast with me where
we talk about all the bad dating experiences we've had.
Well don't you do that already? Yeah, it's called the
Walton Johnson Show. You Yeah, I was like.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Therapy. That whole Israel versus Palestine stuff as well. It
is a mess and Ukraine Russia.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
The problem with it is, you know, we we hear
about this stuff and then lawmakers will say, oh, it's fine,
it's just drone wars. It doesn't matter. No, it matters, dude,
it really does. There's this woman named Mia Khalifa, and
I would imagine older listeners of the show don't know
who that is. But people my age are younger are like,
oh god her, okay, who is she? Okay, she's a
(15:06):
porn star who became a Twitter.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
I'm so glad you're confused, because I want to twitch. Yeah, no, she.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Does video games online, but she plays in her panties
or something, and so young men will watch. They're like, oh,
you know, call a booty ray, red team, blue team,
white team or whatever, red versus what. Anyway, she's she's
gonna say something in the SoundBite and it's gonna make
you want to vomit.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Well, I don't want to vomit. Listen, don't play it.
This went viral yesterday.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
This is actually how young American liberals feel right now
about our country bill.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Yet I know it porn star. Didn't you have any
any other clips you could play of her?
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Okay, it turns out we don't play porno on the
radio bill yet. But she's a woman who has millions
of massed millions of followers, lots of young people, young
women look at her and think she's a role model.
Oh is that right. I know it's unbelievable, but I
assure you it's true. These girls, I tell you, I
don't know if girls. The right word for this is
more of a harlot. But anyway, listen to this. Oh,
(16:06):
I'm sorry, I got to turn this up for you
to hear it.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Here.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Mia Khalifa yesterday on a live stream on Twitch. Had
this to say to her young followers.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
Everybody who is not in the US military. Good morning
to everybody who is sitting at home and not on
soil that doesn't belong to them, fighting a war for
a country that doesn't care about them. I hope you
go over there and get your little brain all scrambled
up with PTSD, and then come back here and see
(16:37):
how much the United States cares about you, Pooky, See
how much they care about you.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Here's the problem with this. She's wishing roll it up.
But you know, I would like to do something.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
She's wishing PTSD on young American military veterans, and that
really that infuriates me.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
But I will I thought that was her commercial for her.
She's not running for Congress.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
I know, it's hard to believe she's not the front
runner for the Democrats for twenty twenty eight.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Sound like she'd be giving all A Crockett to run
for her money.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
I hate everything she just said. I the thought of
wishing PTSD on military vets. We actually work with military
veterans who suffer from addiction and who are missing whims,
and I mean, obviously it's why we support wheelchairs for warriors.
But one of the problems with what she just said
is that a tiny part of it is true. These
guys will get PTSD and when they come home, our
(17:27):
government doesn't do much for them. Even worse, if they're
missing a limb. True, you might get some rinky dinky wheelchair.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Sucks. We whittled you a crutch out of a cedar.
So that's nice. It's you know, it's really nice. You
may want to say in it a little more. We
the government doesn't do all that extra work, you know,
but they got you a crutch.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Here's something else you could do besides donate to wheelchairs
for warriors, and obviously we really want you to do that.
Higgins Boat rum dot Com is a new sponsor of
our show here on our flagship station, And can you
explain what the Higgins Company was, Billy in.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
The Higgins boats were invented specifically for landing craft World
War Two. Maybe you saw that opening scene in that
Saving Private Ryan was a good movie, Yeah, yeah, and
them Higgins boats, well, I mean, if you go to
the World War Two Museum in New Orleans will tell
you all about it. Kind of you know, started there,
created it, moved on and maybe won the War's all
(18:27):
there sare you?
Speaker 4 (18:28):
So?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
You know, mister Higgins got a little salute to him
by the room company. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
When you go to Higgins Boat Rum dot com, what
you'll notice is a couple of things. It's a good rum,
very well distilled. You know, it's considered to be like
a bourbon drinker's rock, smooth and clean. They got a silvery,
they got a gold. But obviously we're telling you about
this for a different reason. They give a substantial portion
of every purchase you make to military veteran charities. And
(18:55):
on the front of every bottle there's a cool picture
of the Higgins boat.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Ain't that nice?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yeah, it's kind of a cool on your liquor shelf,
and it's for a good cause. Higgins Boat Rum dot com.
Very awesome thing that they do. We you know, Purple
Heart Day, right, yep? One more, one more great way
you could support the troops by just making a day.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Let's let's drink.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
What do you say, Actually, don't think that's a bad idea. Yeah,
today is Thursday.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
What are thursdayssy, especially on Thursdays. Thursdays are for me beautiful.
Now can we help please get back to work. I
can't work. Thursdays, Wilton and Johnson Radio Network,
Music on this show. I think you know, someone usually
thinks so. Yeah, Sometimes when you guys don't like the
music I'm playing.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Like you took that as a negative. Uh No, you
want somebody into doing some ethan and off, and I
think that's a good thing. I didn't understand what that meant.
I understand that you don't understand a lot of things
that adults say. It's okay, you're coming along. We were
raising this young and right.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Do you think if I stopped an average person on
the street and I told him that this music was
making people ethan and ethen, that they would know what
we were talking about.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
No, but if you said it right to mit, you know,
if if if if not if if.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Ice Billy, and I know this is gonna blow your mind.
But sometimes when you say things, people can't understand you
because of your your thick accent.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Billy, d my what you have? Oh I'm the one
with the accent here, No, you're the one with the accent.
I'm just you guys have an accent. I'm lily one
that talks normal.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
No me, I'm just gonna sit here drink my pop.
I drove in on the expressway and there you go
and I'm happy to just chill here in this lounger
listening to you.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Now, keep your bulletproof vest on. Let everybody know you
from Chicago. I am wearing a bulletproof vest. It looks cool, doesn't.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
It, and only three bullet holes in it. I wear
it to bed sometimes, and like women are like, are
you going to wear that to bed? I'm like, absolutely,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
You damn straight close my eyes with you laying there
with a nail file. Do you know where I'm from.
I have to wear this exactly. It's a rule. It's
part of my religion anyway. But you can look up
ethan an iPhone on your own time. You've got work
to do, so sure, I agree.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
The President just made a big announcement about Apple's investments
in the United States growing by one hundred billion dollars.
Part of why this is so interesting to me is
I got up this morning and I was listening to
people in the liberal media, in the financial world CNBC
telling us that Trump's new tariffs, We're not going to
stimulate the economy very quickly. It would take a long
(01:54):
time for new infrastructure to be built to building you know,
iPhone factories or automobile factories. And then when I got
to work, I told Steve, boy, the media is really
throwing some shade on the economy right now. I bet
this is going to hurt the market. And then Steve
told me I was wrong.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Well, the futures that they're watching are up two hundred
and sixty right now for the Dow.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
S and P five hundred, the Nasdaq, all of it.
It's all up. And boy, we were spoked with the
tariffs kicking in. Foreign media and domestic liberal media really
throwing some shade on Trump's tariffs.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
But you know who's not the Wall Street.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Wall Street doesn't seem to think this is bad right now,
which is totally the opposite.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Keeps reporting all the billions of dollars that you're coming
into or back to the United States because of the turfs,
the tariffs billioon right exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
You said it, right, of course, no feel bad, I know,
I agree, Thank you very much, Biliad. All right, so
this is very exciting news and we appreciate the Donald
for doing it.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
You're hello, fellas, I missed you. Today.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Apple is announcing that it will invest six hundred billion
dollars this with the bee.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Remember when he called Tim Cook Tim Apple, that's who's
standing next to him in this video.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I know it's unrelated. I just thought of that.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Yeah, in the United States over the next four years,
that's one hundred billion dollars more than they were originally
going to invest. And this is the largest investment Apple
has ever made.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
The experts were wrong again. Trump's economic policies are delivering
quickly the one thing we always thought it would work.
We just never thought it would happen. I never thought
it would happen this fast. I did, and I'm a
fan of I knew from day one. I wrote it
down somewhere.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I probably got it at the back at the house
that I believe Trump's tariffs are going to make this
country the richest, the most maga country of all time.
Twenty thousand brand new American jobs.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
These well, these investments directly create twenty thousand brand new jobs.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
These investments will directly create more than twenty thousand brand
new Mammerican jobs.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I guess they will. So yeah, that's but you know,
Biden let ten million new Americans into the country. Twenty
is not going to cover the jobs. Oh, I don't think.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Well, we're still deporting. What did we see yesterday? Do
you remember it was fifteen hundred a day or being deported?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yeah, I think we actually got more leaving than coming in. Now,
m that's good feeling. Yeah, it's like bailing out the
boat first. You want to slow the water down from
coming in, right, Billy ed by the way, your crazy
idea about.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Sending squatters to move into the homes of all the
Texas Democrats who left the state that they originally.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Started from an email because our listeners are the smartest
dang people in the world. But I don't mind taking
credit for it as long as you're giving it.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
So the domino effect went like this. A listener made
a vague joke, Billy d repeated the joke. I posted
it on social media with a more defined you know,
like the legal realm how this would work. And then
then and then yesterday, Stay Representative Steve Toath caught wind
of the idea, and he loves the idea. He thought
(05:04):
an actual lawmaker in government said, yeah, you know, we
went against squatter laws for a long time. If we
must have squatter laws, I don't see why we can't.
You know, here's Stay Representative Steve Toth of Texas.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
This message goes out to all Texas squatters. Look, squatters,
you and Democrats are two things you hold here. Democrats
don't like to work. You don't like to work. They
like squatters. Heck, they spent hours in the house four
of last month defending you guys. This bills each to
keep squatters out of our house. Democrats have thought for
two hours. I don't even know how to say this
for the right of people that don't belong in your
(05:37):
house to say in your house. So here's my idea.
They're like sixty Democrats that won't show up the work
because they left town. So I'm just saying, they love
your book. They think you're awesome. They will be so
happy when they get home to see you in their
living room.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
They would, they'd be loving it. Bro, do you not
love it?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Some ridiculous, absurd thing we said on this radio show.
It's actually incubating itself into the government right now.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
I wouldn't suggest it in Goliad County. If your guy
left and you want to squat, and you're in Goliad County,
watch out because they got a sheriff over who don't
play oh, dou tell tell me about Goliad County last year. Anyway.
I don't know if things have changed since then. But
these fellows thought they could just go squat a property
(06:24):
of a deceased individual. And it turns out they broke
into the house and they started selling items off that
were in the house that belonged to the heirs of
the dead guy. But since they moved in to the house,
they figured, what the hell, it's our stuff, now we'll
sell it. No, the thievery will not be tolerated and
(06:45):
squatters will not be tolerated in Goliad, Texas. By God,
they will go to jail. Matter of fact, coupleies here
were arrested, and as far as squatting goes, they got
the squat in a jail house. That's the way they
deal with them in Goliad. By God.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I am told by Debbie Vosserman Schultz that the bathroom
facilities and Alligator Alcatraz feature a toilet nearest sink. Yeah,
and she said that's very gross. And I'm even though
that's be.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Your first time to ever visit a prison.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Huh, Yeah, I couldn't help it. Notice that's how all
jails that kind of operate pretty much. It's also, by
the way, I hate to bring this up, but uh,
you know, in my condo, I got a couple of
bathrooms and the toilet's right there by the sink and
the gross kinny. Don't you kind of wonder what her
bathroom's like?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yeah? Do you remember, like where is your bathroom?
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Like?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Do you not have a bathroom where the toilet's near
the sink? Isn't that every bathroom in America? Which is
somewhere around here?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I know?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Where is it?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Where it could?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
There it is. I get that.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
There are like real fancy, rich people where they have
a little room with a toilet.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
And shut the door. Yeah, yeah, you shut the big
door to the bathroom where you walked in the first place.
That's all the door you need. No, I get it.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
And I mean maybe that's not too common, but most
people still have a bathroom where the sink is near
the toilet. Do you remember there was a photo once
of Hillary Clinton in twenty sixteen running for president and
she's in a New York City apartment and she walks
in and looks at the kitchen and there's some plants
and there it's a small kitchen and she has this
look on.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Her face like, how do people live like this? Right?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
And she was visiting a liberal constituent and I remember
seeing that and thinking, they don't you she's never even
been in a normal person's house.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
No, they don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
If it wasn't for the fact that she's running for president,
she wouldn't actually know what average people lived like.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
And that's just based on somebody going out and telling her, Ye,
go out and tell me what average people are doing.
You wanna come? No, no, no, you just file a report.
I'll read it later. Take some photos. In fact, just
a vivid description.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I don't want to see the gross, disgusting, vile photos
of middle and working class people while while I'm eating
my caviat.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Unless was a photo crew with me, and then no,
go have a beer with them. Yeah, yeah, like we
do this all the time.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Oh yeah, just Elizabeth Warren and Hillary Clinton always drinking
beers like a regular average Joe plumber.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Yeah, whatever happened to him? Is he in prison now?
Or I guess he went back to plumbing? You know, right?
Did he get in trouble? That's not like a euphemism
or something, is it not? If you're a plumber. Oh
thank god, it's Thursday. Thursday, Thursday, the day you used
to get a jump on the weekend and start drinking,
but now you drink Walton and Johnson Radio Network. I
(09:31):
know Maga's mad.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I know you guys are upset about Israel or Ukraine
or the Epstein files.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
But we asked you a question we asked yesterday on
the show.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Is what you're describing an X problem or is it
an IRL problem?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I don't know what any of that means. What how
do you know Maga's mad?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Well, because we hear people in the MAGA there's a
rift in the MAGA movement.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Do you hear people saying that that are mad or
do you hear the media telling you that and so
you just believed it. It's a fair question.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
I hear conservative social media influencers say they're upset at Trump.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Marjorie Taylor Green the perfect example. Okay, that don't mean
I'm mad, right, but she is fair Billy ed.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I'm not describing you, but the Okay, some blogger at
info Wars or you know, some reporter at the Blaze
is mad at Trump.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
That's one thing.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
But Marjorie Taylor Green is actually considered to be one
of the definitive MAGA lawmakers and congres and she's out
telling people that Trump betrayed MAGA and that she's mad
at the Republican Party. And it's like, all right, hang
on a minute here, lady, h The economy's up, crimes down,
illegal immigration is vastly improved. I don't know why you
(10:39):
thought this was going to be perfect. I don't like
the Epstein Files thing either. I don't like funding multiple
wars either, but good god, this is so much better
than what it was a few years ago.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
You remember who else was running? Yeah, okay, Just want
to make sure you keep that in mind while you're
criticizing Trump.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Something that I think we often forget in the country,
whether we like it or not, whether me or Billy
Att or Marjorie Taylor Green or bloggers at the Daily
Wire whoever else likes it or not. It's a two
it's you have two choices. You don't have ten. You
don't have to It's not four parties. There's two options, right,
there's red team, Blue team. That's always been it. It's
been that way for a long time, as long as
(11:19):
I've been alive, as long as you've been alive, and
that sucks, but also that's the reality, Bubba, deal with it.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
You remember that video game Red Versus Blue? Did you
ever play that? It sounds familiar. What was it? Red
Versus Blue? I suppose that's all it was called. Okay,
I've never mind. Name, don't matter, keep going, you were on.
I just wanted to see if you remembered it or not. No,
I want to know you brought it up? Red Versus Blue? Man,
You're right, that was the thing. Yeah, I don't remember it. No, huh, well,
I wanted to know. Billy can't I look at up it?
(11:47):
It was a thing bunge let's see. Uh oh, it's
funny too. They have funny guys in there. Okay, well
I want to check it out. Bernie Burns was the
guy's name. Military guys basically, you know, doing some things.
It was a Halo Is that right? It was part
of the Halo franchise. What you know? Sure beats me.
I don't know. Did Billy D Junior play it?
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Is that? I?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Yeah? But it was good. It was one of the
ones I got in on it with.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I do like military video games. Call of Duty Duty.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Oh by the way it's purple Heart day.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Speaking of military, that's a good hey, you know, a
great way to celebrate purple Heart Day.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
What no tell me more? Oh, Billy, I'm so glad.
Thank you for the alley you buddy. By the way,
that started on this date seventeen eighty two. Fella name
ajor Heey Washington developed that a medal for anybody got
you know, you got hurt. Yeah, while you were in
the army. Well it was just originally army. Then all
(12:42):
the other branches started whining, we want a purple heart, dude.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Everybody gives one. I am such a big fan of that.
I didn't even know it was purple Heart Day, but
I'm glad you brought it up. If you care about
our American military veterans, and you know our government does
not treat them well, it doesn't matter who the president is,
Red team or Blue, don't make a difference, Billy d Yep.
You can go to Wheelchairsfowarriors dot org. Right now, make
a humble donation. What do you got five bucks? It's
(13:06):
come on, it's purple Heart Day. Would it kill you
have five bucks? You have twenty bucks? Would it kill you?
Take your phone? Out. Go to Wheelchairs for Warriors dot
org real quick right now. You'll feel better about it
for the rest of the day. Do you want to
feel better for the rest of the day, might even
last many many days. Yeah, just make a donation, doesn't Matt.
You needn't have to be a thousand bucks. Don't have
to be ten thousand dollars. That would make a big deal.
(13:30):
By the way, yesterday we got an email from someone
there over at Wheelchairs for Warriors. We have a listener,
and I know he doesn't want to get called out
on it. I know he doesn't.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
It feels funny not to salute and thank people that
make generous donations. We do appreciate it. His name is Carl.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Carl gave a ten thousand dollars donation, and I guess
when you make a large donation like that, there's a
processing fee, so he also covered the eight hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
It's all that credit cards to. Crystal is a beautiful woman.
She's just a wonder.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Hey, stay off of Crystal's She's my sister from another
mister Billy, And I'm not trying to get weird here.
Crystal tells me when she got this donation, yesterday, she
cried Christal he made her cry tears of joy. Obviously,
Crystal runs the wheelchairs forwards. Obviously, if we weren't clear
about that.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
If you guys have never been to our comedy shows before,
but just some girl Kinni's got a crush on you know, No,
Crystal's my sister.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
First, she wanted to do a podcast with me where
we talk about all the bad dating experiences we've had.
Well don't you do that already? Yeah, it's called the
Walton Johnson Show. You Yeah, I was like.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Therapy. That whole Israel versus Palestine stuff as well. It
is a mess and Ukraine Russia.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
The problem with it is, you know, we we hear
about this stuff and then lawmakers will say, oh, it's fine,
it's just drone wars. It doesn't matter. No, it matters, dude,
it really does. There's this woman named Mia Khalifa, and
I would imagine older listeners of the show don't know
who that is. But people my age are younger are like,
oh god her, okay, who is she? Okay, she's a
(15:06):
porn star who became a Twitter.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
I'm so glad you're confused, because I want to twitch. Yeah, no, she.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Does video games online, but she plays in her panties
or something, and so young men will watch. They're like, oh,
you know, call a booty ray, red team, blue team,
white team or whatever, red versus what. Anyway, she's she's
gonna say something in the SoundBite and it's gonna make
you want to vomit.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Well, I don't want to vomit. Listen, don't play it.
This went viral yesterday.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
This is actually how young American liberals feel right now
about our country bill.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Yet I know it porn star. Didn't you have any
any other clips you could play of her?
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Okay, it turns out we don't play porno on the
radio bill yet. But she's a woman who has millions
of massed millions of followers, lots of young people, young
women look at her and think she's a role model.
Oh is that right. I know it's unbelievable, but I
assure you it's true. These girls, I tell you, I
don't know if girls. The right word for this is
more of a harlot. But anyway, listen to this. Oh,
(16:06):
I'm sorry, I got to turn this up for you
to hear it.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Here.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Mia Khalifa yesterday on a live stream on Twitch. Had
this to say to her young followers.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
Everybody who is not in the US military. Good morning
to everybody who is sitting at home and not on
soil that doesn't belong to them, fighting a war for
a country that doesn't care about them. I hope you
go over there and get your little brain all scrambled
up with PTSD, and then come back here and see
(16:37):
how much the United States cares about you, Pooky, See
how much they care about you.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Here's the problem with this. She's wishing roll it up.
But you know, I would like to do something.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
She's wishing PTSD on young American military veterans, and that
really that infuriates me.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
But I will I thought that was her commercial for her.
She's not running for Congress.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
I know, it's hard to believe she's not the front
runner for the Democrats for twenty twenty eight.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Sound like she'd be giving all A Crockett to run
for her money.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
I hate everything she just said. I the thought of
wishing PTSD on military vets. We actually work with military
veterans who suffer from addiction and who are missing whims,
and I mean, obviously it's why we support wheelchairs for warriors.
But one of the problems with what she just said
is that a tiny part of it is true. These
guys will get PTSD and when they come home, our
(17:27):
government doesn't do much for them. Even worse, if they're
missing a limb. True, you might get some rinky dinky wheelchair.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Sucks. We whittled you a crutch out of a cedar.
So that's nice. It's you know, it's really nice. You
may want to say in it a little more. We
the government doesn't do all that extra work, you know,
but they got you a crutch.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Here's something else you could do besides donate to wheelchairs
for warriors, and obviously we really want you to do that.
Higgins Boat rum dot Com is a new sponsor of
our show here on our flagship station, And can you
explain what the Higgins Company was, Billy in.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
The Higgins boats were invented specifically for landing craft World
War Two. Maybe you saw that opening scene in that
Saving Private Ryan was a good movie, Yeah, yeah, and
them Higgins boats, well, I mean, if you go to
the World War Two Museum in New Orleans will tell
you all about it. Kind of you know, started there,
created it, moved on and maybe won the War's all
(18:27):
there sare you?
Speaker 4 (18:28):
So?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
You know, mister Higgins got a little salute to him
by the room company. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
When you go to Higgins Boat Rum dot com, what
you'll notice is a couple of things. It's a good rum,
very well distilled. You know, it's considered to be like
a bourbon drinker's rock, smooth and clean. They got a silvery,
they got a gold. But obviously we're telling you about
this for a different reason. They give a substantial portion
of every purchase you make to military veteran charities. And
(18:55):
on the front of every bottle there's a cool picture
of the Higgins boat.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Ain't that nice?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yeah, it's kind of a cool on your liquor shelf,
and it's for a good cause. Higgins Boat Rum dot com.
Very awesome thing that they do. We you know, Purple
Heart Day, right, yep? One more, one more great way
you could support the troops by just making a day.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Let's let's drink.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
What do you say, Actually, don't think that's a bad idea. Yeah,
today is Thursday.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
What are thursdayssy, especially on Thursdays. Thursdays are for me beautiful.
Now can we help please get back to work. I
can't work. Thursdays, Wilton and Johnson Radio Network,
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