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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I had sort of startling memories just for a second
(00:02):
there what the eighties or I thought, and maybe you'll
know this, remember the safety dance. This is rise song.
It started similar to that. It's I just heard it
while it was doing something else, and I thought, was
he got men and hats all over there? It was
early era alternative music. That's interest. Oh yeah, it's been
(00:23):
a while since I've heard it, but that's probably about
enough of that. You know what I like though, I liked.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I liked the fashion back then, except for women's shoulder pads.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
I didn't like that.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
But the the Olivia Newton John thing, the chicks and
aerobics outfits very hot to me.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
The big hair, I still love that. The ankle warmers.
I don't know why, but for some reason, ankle warmers
just became sexy.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, that was a hot look for women. And then
the big hair. You know our Dallas listeners. I never
went out of style there, ladies. When I'm in Dallas,
I always noticed the big hair.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
We had a girl on Houston News and we don't
know her name. We just always call her the Dallas
air girl.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
She's a pretty blonde with big hair, and whenever she's
reporting live on the news.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Steve goes, hey, look it's Dallas hair. Dallas hairs up.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
And to those of you that live in like Fort Smith,
Arkansas or Memphis, you probably don't realize quite why that's
so fascinating to us. In South Texas. The humidity levels
here are swamp like. For her to get her hair
like that, she probably has to use a bottle of
Aquinet every day, don't you know it.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I didn't know what aquinet was.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I mean, I knew what it was, but I didn't
really get it until I was recently doing a comedy
show at Denham Springs and back in the green room
because they had so many country music stars at this
venue there, they had things like Aquinet on a shelf,
and I sprayed some in my hair, as like spring
super glue in your hair.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Oh yeah, did you know? And this goes way back.
Mister Rowe once dated a girl named Aquineta. Oh I
love it, And that was her real name. He told
me where she worked, and I saw her one day
and her name was right there in the She works
at the parking garage over by in an office building.
(02:07):
And if you go there and park and then you
leave Aquanetta is the one who takes your money, helps
you pay so you can get out of there. And
she had those Maybe that's because she liked her name
so much. She had aqua fingernails that were like, you know,
six eight six eight inches long, something like that, you know,
(02:29):
And when she gives you your change, they they make noise, yeah,
clack together when she's bringing her hand out the door.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Mister O hangs out with a lot of very attractive women,
but they always look like they would kill me if
I ever spent the night alone with them.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah, I was ready to move away from the parking
garage right away.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I never seen that many women with face tattoos until
I started going out to bars with mister O. Yep,
it's like, you know what, this makes me feel like
I have street crowd, But at the same time, I'm
terrified and I want to go home. You didn't get
a face tattoo yourself that day? I noticed, Nah, I
don't have any tattoos. I don't have an issue with tattoos.
I've always thought about getting one. I'm just I'm a
(03:08):
little can't commit to something like that.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
And it seems like the face would be particularly sensitive.
To needles. You know, you're just jabbing in you over
and over and over again. Yeah, I get that.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah, Yeah, I don't really like women with too many tattoos.
I've noticed that women with lot I don't mind if
a woman has tattoos, especially you know, they could be
tasteful or whatever. But I have noticed that the kind
of woman with lots of tattoos is usually doing it
because she's attracted to men who have lots of tattoos.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
And I wonder if that goes the other way, if
those guys are trying to hook up with the chick
with lots of right.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
One thing I can tell you that is if you
date a woman that has a lot of tattoos.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, which of course we notice there. You know, it's
very popular. Now they're going to get more. You might think, well,
that's a respectable number of tattoos. That's not so many.
I think I could live with that. And then they
back and they got more. That it's not a one
and done.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Kind of thing. With the ones that have obvious they
love it and they get more just to express themselves.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
But talking to me, I don't mean to sound elitists
like I'm not most of my friends have tons of tattoos.
That's the kind of guys I hang out with, so
when people meet me, they always are surprised.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Kenny, you don't have any tattoos.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
You spent your whole life going to punk and metal
shows and you never got inked up.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Nah, I just never did. No, I don't know. I
always enjoyed.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
You know.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I wouldn't get you to get maybe a W and
J tattoo. You haven't really committed, you know how in
Yellowstone they had a brand that they got. I think,
you know, to commit to the future of this here
radio show. I think Kenny needs to get his W
and J tattooed.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
It's actually billy And I don't know if you're saying
that mockingly, because I've devoted most of my adult life
at this point to working on this radio show. And yes, sure,
that's actually not the craziest idea.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
And you have to get it on your ass.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
What isn't that kind of the wimpiest place to get
it though, that's like saying I don't want people to
see the tattoo. I think the cool place to get
it would be right here on like your packs are
on your arm or something like that. Okay, you know,
man up. If you're gonna get a tattoo. You remember
that episode of the Office where Andy gets a butt tattoo.
It's like, all right, dude, that's kind of wimpy, you know.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Yeah, all right, fine, keep your ass to yourself. We
just want to see if you'd show your ass or not.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Mister I didn't even see you tiptoe in here. Usually
or she'd be Billy And I'm sorry. We get mistaken
for each other a lot. What we were just talking about,
mister Joe, I'm sorry, Billy is your name?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
What did he do? He's game in late again this morning?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I guessed No, Steve just told the story about him
dating what was her name already for Awkwine?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Oh yeah, the girl with the fingernails. Yeah, she was something.
I don't know how much money they made that day,
but when he told us about her, I think everybody
on the show drove through that parking garage and then
left so they could meet her. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Well, this is probably a better conversation to have with
you anyway, Billy. I think we have to do something
very sad on the show this morning, and it well.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I thought we were supposed to be fun, lighthearted and
uplifting for the folks, so we can get them off
to start their day on a pleasant journey to work.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah, but this is a big deal something someone or
something that has celebrity death. I guess you could say that, Yeah, okay,
but this isn't just some celebrity bill yet. It's an entity,
an American legacy, a tradition like none other, that we
have devoted many many years of our life to loving,
and it has just died. They have buried it. You know,
(06:36):
you're not seers, are you? Seers have been long gone? No,
but you're close. It is a brand that you've loved
most of your life and now it has been buried
in a woke cemetery. I'm speaking, of course about Cracker Barrel.
Oh oh man.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yet they stabbed us. They stabbed us in the back,
in the front, they stabbed us in the sides. They
just stabbed us all around. Cracker Barrel changed their logo
so that there is no more barrel and no more cracker. Yeah,
they got rid of the old man and the barrel.
What do you think was in that barrel?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I mean, I would assume it was probably full of
something like pancakes are up or probably like jelly beans
or something you'd want, you know, bourbon pickles, something.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Good for Yeah, pickles, I like pickles. Pickle barrel, you
think so, bike pickle. I don't know what was in it.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I do know this. We loved cracker Barrel. There were
very few places where you could order meat loaf. What
a menu they had?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Oh yeah, breakfast was just right.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
A week or two back on the show, we heard
the news and we went and saw it with our
own eyes.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
They changed cracker Barrel.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
They made it look as though Chip and Joanna Gaines
had re decorated it. But that wasn't the only problem. No,
there was much worse, much worse things afoot we did
not realize, kind of like Jaguar and Budweiser and so
many other great brands forward for example, that a few
years back decided to woke up their brand with Pride
flags and you know, a target like makeover, almost as
(08:08):
though the department store had redecorated the place.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
It's weird to see this happen now after so many
other companies have already done this. And they went woke,
and they pretty much went broke. Nearly went out of business,
the bud Light being you know, a real obvious ones.
Cracker Barrel thought, I guess it's the way communists in America.
I think they're gonna do communism so right that you'll
(08:32):
love it. Even though it failed everywhere else, we're gonna
do it right, I guess Cracker Barrel figured. Everybody else
went woke and failed miserably, but we're gonna do it better.
And now they've got a rainbow logo.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Well, it's one of the things they're featuring during Pride Month.
They've become one of those brands. For those that don't
now many months of the year is Pride Month. Okay,
So veterans get one day year Memorial Day that vets dead.
Military veterans you get one day a year, get Veterans Day. Yeah,
Veterans Days, one day, Memorial Days.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
One day Craig Memorial Days for the dead ands, Preveterans
Days for those that are still around.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I get that. Yeah, yeah, President's Day. Right, you got
one guy started the country, the other one freed the slaves.
That's one day. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves. George Washington
created this. All they get one day they share it together,
Martin Luther King one day, right, Sorry about that. Sorry, Sorry,
black folks, Your black hero gets one day. But the gays,
if you're interested in taking out your schlang in a
(09:31):
public place and doing helicopter twirls in front of children,
you get.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
A whole month. Which months do they get? June? And
it's not June, it's August. Wise, Cracker Barrel showing their ass.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Well, the photos and videos we were looking at online
were from earlier this summer, but as you know, the
gay pride thing, it comes back around in September again
for what Stonewall Day.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Or something like that. I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Anyway, So we looked into it and it turns out
Cracker Barrel was created by and this isn't going to
shock anyone, an old white guy who looks like he
drinks coffee with Billyette on Saturday morning at a donut chop.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
It's one of those guys.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Yeah, And now they have found a liberal, woke white
woman with black rimmed glasses, and well, she's exactly what
you think she'd look like. She's the one who mucked
up the brand. And she recently appeared on TV show
Good Morning America to explain to the woke.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Crowd why this is all better. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah, she's not on Fox News, she's not appearing on
you know, she's not doing a podcast with Glenn Beck
or you know, Mark Levin or Charlie Kirker, and I
know it's her hanging out with the cast a Good
Morning America telling liberal white Americans why you're suddenly going
to want to go eat a cracker barrel.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Honestly, the feedback's been overwhelmingly positive that people. I'll give
you another SoundBite. I actually happened to be in Orlando
last week with all of our managers. We bring them
together and once every other year, and the number one
question that I got asked Michael was how can I
get a remodel? When can I get a remodel? How
do I get on the list. So, because the feedback
(11:03):
and the buzz is so good, not only from our
customers but from our team members, they want to work
in a wonderful restaurant. So we're doing everything for our
guests in our time.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Right, No I know is just line out her face.
Now here's the thing. I looked it up. There are
two cracker barrels in Orlando there's two right, So the
thing you got asked over and over again by who
two people?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Oh? Well, they had their whole team the game to
get love. How she says, I just happened to be
in Orlando because it was a work event. You know,
it just happened to be in Orlando, just like I
just happened to be at work today. No, you've specifically
intended to be in Orlando for an event. Why do
you say I just happened to just cut to the chase, lady,
(11:46):
Let me translate. I was recently in Orlando, in one
of the most liberal places in a red state, where
a person who owns a cracker barrel said, how do
I get the local Democrats in this tiny enclave of
this big red state to come to the cracker barrel?
And then they ruined to the brand and the rest
of the country. This is just like that bud Light business.
Now the people that their their customers used to want
(12:09):
to go there, now they don't. But the people that
never went there before they still don't want to go la.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
We have a photo on the big TV screen here
in the studio right now of a giant cracker barrel
rocking chair repainted with Pride flag colors, and sitting on
it are three transvestites.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Well, ain't that just special? Yeah? You know, maybe cracker barrel.
Maybe their next move will be to have transvestites wearing
bikinis with rainbows on them waiting tables.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Can you not see the TV screen? That's exactly what
they're doing over here.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Jesus, Thursday, Thursday. I want some coffee. I want coffee.
What do you want for breakfast? Just coffee, Just coffee.
I'll just have coffee past Jeffeine is not as Walton
and Johnson. All Right.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
So there's this store that just opened in China. They
sell life size robots and the robots can be used
for things like cooking, cleaning.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Other housework. Will they mow the grass?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Well, that's a great question. It sounds like they might.
The thing that I thought was so interesting is how
customers can't wait to use them for sexx sexxxxxxxxx tex
tex tex tech tech tex x x SX sex story.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Are they soft or are they made out of metal?
I don't know about you, but I'm not well, I'm
not doing that. Oh you know what I mean. It's
a really good question. Uh, well you would you just
stick it in a bear trap.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Well, you're not gonna have an option. I don't know
if you remember this or if you forgot Billy had,
but here in our city, the local mayor protected us
from robots sex propos. They still have sketchy looking massage
parlors and strip clubs in literally every direction within a
three mile radius of here.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
But you cannot have sex or a robot. Yeah a,
unless it's free. He did away with robot hookers, just
the hookers.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
So if there was like a taxpayer funded everybody gets
to use it free for all robots sex polyamorous relationship situation.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
That's different. Yeah, and as long as you're not paying
for it, I guess it's legal. But if you were
thinking about paying for sex instead, how about just giving
the lady a gratuity. That's not the same thing. You know,
(14:39):
the tip as they say, he is not gonna get
you in trouble. Like it's a world.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
I don't claim to understand tipping a sex robot, but
I will ask you this, Billy D.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Here's a noodler for you. What would you rather do?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Fight a robot or have sex with the robot that
everybody else already had sex with.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Well, no, I don't want to do that. So you'd
fight a robot? I guess i'd have to.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Things made out of stealing iron. It think's gonna crush you, bro,
I'm not using my bare hands. Yeah, I might have
to pick up a weapon of some kind, you know,
get a tartool or something.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Like what would you think like a like a like
a rancher? Yeah, a tartool? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Okay, you ever touched one one of those things for
changing a tire? Yeah, you've never actually done it? Have
you many times?
Speaker 3 (15:22):
No?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
No, no, I'll change a tire right now. I bet
I do it. You want to have a race? I
bet I could.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Let's go out in the parking garage and let's go
change some tars. I bet I could change a tire
faster than you can.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Just you're just dreaming, you just that's all. You're just dreaming.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
I bet I guarantee I can. For two reasons, I'm wiry,
and number two, I'm gonna use a robot.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Yeah. The robot is probably got like, uh, you know
those hands that'll the fingers will turn into a lug
nut or a lug range for the just like that
he's done.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
But if you and I had a race, i'd have
to give give you a head start there, Billy, do
you know what?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Well it's National Senior Citizen? Or is the Senate calls
it Thursday? I had no idea. Yeah, should be an
exciting time.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Well, sure, what'll I get? You? Get to like a
ten second head start? I'll wait for you and then
and also get like free donuts or ice cream or
something if I go into the right store. Yeah, you
show them your hem old. Yeah, we could tail pops
when you walked in.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
I bet you probably do for free on National Senior Citizens.
Do you want a real answer to that question? Because
I could probably figure it out. Okay, here we go.
Discounted movie tickets AMC and Cinemark.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Yeah right, great, just when I decided quick going to
the movies.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Reduced prices at Denny's, and I hop that's what you
get today. Some stores like Kohle's offer senior discounts on
certain days. I don't know if that means today. Here's
a good one. National Park Service gives a discounted lifetime
pass for senior's age sixty two and older.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
I think they always do that. I don't know. Yeah,
I've got that already.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Were these Senior Citizen Days things?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Are? They just always going on?
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Gets always fa there's a little misleading here, lying to us.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
They're just doing what they always do. But they want
to make you think it's special.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Here we go billy ed on National Senior Citizen's Day.
You can enjoy discounted menus at Denny's, ihop, Dairy Queen,
and Cracker Barrel.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
I mean no, oh, you're not going to cracker Barrel later.
I don't meat loaf with sprinkles and whipped cream on top.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Try the new pride omelet.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
What do you guys?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
What is that? That's just pride pride Omelet you name?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
What do you want?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Pride chicken noodle soup? Why is there a rainbow stripe
in this soup? How did you even logistically do that? No,
they can ruin everything, even cracker Barrel. They even made
cracker barrel suck. Is there anything the liberals can't turn
to crap?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Apparently not. No, they can't.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
But in the But the good news is this, despite
what you may be hearing in the mainstream media, in
most of America, it's going the opposite direction, right, now
cracker barrel is a rare exception. Since Donald Trump has
taken over policing the streets of Washington, d C. Of
which he has a legal right to do. Mayor Bowser
even admits that the city is now safer him. Yeah,
oh god, they hate that.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
In a week they compared one week of before Trope's
actions and then the week after and already huge drop
in crime thirty three percent.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Right. Now, here's what's interesting about that. To most people
out there in America, they probably think New York City
is a dangerous place. Murder rate in Washington, d C.
Is six times higher, at least it was. Now I
guess it'd be you know, you do the math, four
times higher.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Who knows. Yeah, yeah, nobody knows. Math is gay. But
the I mean that's obviously racist. Yeah exactly is it? Wait?
Is it homophobic? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
The one thing is for sure, though, the crime numbers
are going down to the liberals have decided to take
a stand against that.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
It's a they're against fighting crime. They're against it. They're
against you know, police in general, they're against peace. In
Russia and Ukraine. You don't like that. They don't want
to in that war. They love that war to keep going,
maybe get a few new ones.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Yeah, and they're all in on hating the Jews. They've
decided to really invest some time in that.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Lately, cluck. They have chosen poorly, as they say.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Yeah, it seems like a bald strategy. Let's see how
it plays that for him.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
It's Thursday, Thursday, Thursday, the day you used to get
a jump on the weekend and start drinking. But now
you drink. Walton and Johnson Radio Network
I had sort of startling memories just for a second
(00:02):
there what the eighties or I thought, and maybe you'll
know this, remember the safety dance. This is rise song.
It started similar to that. It's I just heard it
while it was doing something else, and I thought, was
he got men and hats all over there? It was
early era alternative music. That's interest. Oh yeah, it's been
(00:23):
a while since I've heard it, but that's probably about
enough of that. You know what I like though, I liked.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I liked the fashion back then, except for women's shoulder pads.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
I didn't like that.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
But the the Olivia Newton John thing, the chicks and
aerobics outfits very hot to me.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
The big hair, I still love that. The ankle warmers.
I don't know why, but for some reason, ankle warmers
just became sexy.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, that was a hot look for women. And then
the big hair. You know our Dallas listeners. I never
went out of style there, ladies. When I'm in Dallas,
I always noticed the big hair.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
We had a girl on Houston News and we don't
know her name. We just always call her the Dallas
air girl.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
She's a pretty blonde with big hair, and whenever she's
reporting live on the news.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Steve goes, hey, look it's Dallas hair. Dallas hairs up.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
And to those of you that live in like Fort Smith,
Arkansas or Memphis, you probably don't realize quite why that's
so fascinating to us. In South Texas. The humidity levels
here are swamp like. For her to get her hair
like that, she probably has to use a bottle of
Aquinet every day, don't you know it.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I didn't know what aquinet was.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I mean, I knew what it was, but I didn't
really get it until I was recently doing a comedy
show at Denham Springs and back in the green room
because they had so many country music stars at this
venue there, they had things like Aquinet on a shelf,
and I sprayed some in my hair, as like spring
super glue in your hair.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Oh yeah, did you know? And this goes way back.
Mister Rowe once dated a girl named Aquineta. Oh I
love it, And that was her real name. He told
me where she worked, and I saw her one day
and her name was right there in the She works
at the parking garage over by in an office building.
(02:07):
And if you go there and park and then you
leave Aquanetta is the one who takes your money, helps
you pay so you can get out of there. And
she had those Maybe that's because she liked her name
so much. She had aqua fingernails that were like, you know,
six eight six eight inches long, something like that, you know,
(02:29):
And when she gives you your change, they they make noise, yeah,
clack together when she's bringing her hand out the door.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Mister O hangs out with a lot of very attractive women,
but they always look like they would kill me if
I ever spent the night alone with them.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah, I was ready to move away from the parking
garage right away.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I never seen that many women with face tattoos until
I started going out to bars with mister O. Yep,
it's like, you know what, this makes me feel like
I have street crowd, But at the same time, I'm
terrified and I want to go home. You didn't get
a face tattoo yourself that day? I noticed, Nah, I
don't have any tattoos. I don't have an issue with tattoos.
I've always thought about getting one. I'm just I'm a
(03:08):
little can't commit to something like that.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
And it seems like the face would be particularly sensitive.
To needles. You know, you're just jabbing in you over
and over and over again. Yeah, I get that.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah, Yeah, I don't really like women with too many tattoos.
I've noticed that women with lot I don't mind if
a woman has tattoos, especially you know, they could be
tasteful or whatever. But I have noticed that the kind
of woman with lots of tattoos is usually doing it
because she's attracted to men who have lots of tattoos.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
And I wonder if that goes the other way, if
those guys are trying to hook up with the chick
with lots of right.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
One thing I can tell you that is if you
date a woman that has a lot of tattoos.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, which of course we notice there. You know, it's
very popular. Now they're going to get more. You might think, well,
that's a respectable number of tattoos. That's not so many.
I think I could live with that. And then they
back and they got more. That it's not a one
and done.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Kind of thing. With the ones that have obvious they
love it and they get more just to express themselves.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
But talking to me, I don't mean to sound elitists
like I'm not most of my friends have tons of tattoos.
That's the kind of guys I hang out with, so
when people meet me, they always are surprised.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Kenny, you don't have any tattoos.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
You spent your whole life going to punk and metal
shows and you never got inked up.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Nah, I just never did. No, I don't know. I
always enjoyed.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
You know.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I wouldn't get you to get maybe a W and
J tattoo. You haven't really committed, you know how in
Yellowstone they had a brand that they got. I think,
you know, to commit to the future of this here
radio show. I think Kenny needs to get his W
and J tattooed.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
It's actually billy And I don't know if you're saying
that mockingly, because I've devoted most of my adult life
at this point to working on this radio show. And yes, sure,
that's actually not the craziest idea.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
And you have to get it on your ass.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
What isn't that kind of the wimpiest place to get
it though, that's like saying I don't want people to
see the tattoo. I think the cool place to get
it would be right here on like your packs are
on your arm or something like that. Okay, you know,
man up. If you're gonna get a tattoo. You remember
that episode of the Office where Andy gets a butt tattoo.
It's like, all right, dude, that's kind of wimpy, you know.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Yeah, all right, fine, keep your ass to yourself. We
just want to see if you'd show your ass or not.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Mister I didn't even see you tiptoe in here. Usually
or she'd be Billy And I'm sorry. We get mistaken
for each other a lot. What we were just talking about,
mister Joe, I'm sorry, Billy is your name?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
What did he do? He's game in late again this morning?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I guessed No, Steve just told the story about him
dating what was her name already for Awkwine?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Oh yeah, the girl with the fingernails. Yeah, she was something.
I don't know how much money they made that day,
but when he told us about her, I think everybody
on the show drove through that parking garage and then
left so they could meet her. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Well, this is probably a better conversation to have with
you anyway, Billy. I think we have to do something
very sad on the show this morning, and it well.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I thought we were supposed to be fun, lighthearted and
uplifting for the folks, so we can get them off
to start their day on a pleasant journey to work.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah, but this is a big deal something someone or
something that has celebrity death. I guess you could say that, Yeah, okay,
but this isn't just some celebrity bill yet. It's an entity,
an American legacy, a tradition like none other, that we
have devoted many many years of our life to loving,
and it has just died. They have buried it. You know,
(06:36):
you're not seers, are you? Seers have been long gone? No,
but you're close. It is a brand that you've loved
most of your life and now it has been buried
in a woke cemetery. I'm speaking, of course about Cracker Barrel.
Oh oh man.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yet they stabbed us. They stabbed us in the back,
in the front, they stabbed us in the sides. They
just stabbed us all around. Cracker Barrel changed their logo
so that there is no more barrel and no more cracker. Yeah,
they got rid of the old man and the barrel.
What do you think was in that barrel?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I mean, I would assume it was probably full of
something like pancakes are up or probably like jelly beans
or something you'd want, you know, bourbon pickles, something.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Good for Yeah, pickles, I like pickles. Pickle barrel, you
think so, bike pickle. I don't know what was in it.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I do know this. We loved cracker Barrel. There were
very few places where you could order meat loaf. What
a menu they had?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Oh yeah, breakfast was just right.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
A week or two back on the show, we heard
the news and we went and saw it with our
own eyes.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
They changed cracker Barrel.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
They made it look as though Chip and Joanna Gaines
had re decorated it. But that wasn't the only problem. No,
there was much worse, much worse things afoot we did
not realize, kind of like Jaguar and Budweiser and so
many other great brands forward for example, that a few
years back decided to woke up their brand with Pride
flags and you know, a target like makeover, almost as
(08:08):
though the department store had redecorated the place.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
It's weird to see this happen now after so many
other companies have already done this. And they went woke,
and they pretty much went broke. Nearly went out of business,
the bud Light being you know, a real obvious ones.
Cracker Barrel thought, I guess it's the way communists in America.
I think they're gonna do communism so right that you'll
(08:32):
love it. Even though it failed everywhere else, we're gonna
do it right, I guess Cracker Barrel figured. Everybody else
went woke and failed miserably, but we're gonna do it better.
And now they've got a rainbow logo.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Well, it's one of the things they're featuring during Pride Month.
They've become one of those brands. For those that don't
now many months of the year is Pride Month. Okay,
So veterans get one day year Memorial Day that vets dead.
Military veterans you get one day a year, get Veterans Day. Yeah,
Veterans Days, one day, Memorial Days.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
One day Craig Memorial Days for the dead ands, Preveterans
Days for those that are still around.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I get that. Yeah, yeah, President's Day. Right, you got
one guy started the country, the other one freed the slaves.
That's one day. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves. George Washington
created this. All they get one day they share it together,
Martin Luther King one day, right, Sorry about that. Sorry, Sorry,
black folks, Your black hero gets one day. But the gays,
if you're interested in taking out your schlang in a
(09:31):
public place and doing helicopter twirls in front of children,
you get.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
A whole month. Which months do they get? June? And
it's not June, it's August. Wise, Cracker Barrel showing their ass.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Well, the photos and videos we were looking at online
were from earlier this summer, but as you know, the
gay pride thing, it comes back around in September again
for what Stonewall Day.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Or something like that. I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Anyway, So we looked into it and it turns out
Cracker Barrel was created by and this isn't going to
shock anyone, an old white guy who looks like he
drinks coffee with Billyette on Saturday morning at a donut chop.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
It's one of those guys.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Yeah, And now they have found a liberal, woke white
woman with black rimmed glasses, and well, she's exactly what
you think she'd look like. She's the one who mucked
up the brand. And she recently appeared on TV show
Good Morning America to explain to the woke.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Crowd why this is all better. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah, she's not on Fox News, she's not appearing on
you know, she's not doing a podcast with Glenn Beck
or you know, Mark Levin or Charlie Kirker, and I
know it's her hanging out with the cast a Good
Morning America telling liberal white Americans why you're suddenly going
to want to go eat a cracker barrel.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Honestly, the feedback's been overwhelmingly positive that people. I'll give
you another SoundBite. I actually happened to be in Orlando
last week with all of our managers. We bring them
together and once every other year, and the number one
question that I got asked Michael was how can I
get a remodel? When can I get a remodel? How
do I get on the list. So, because the feedback
(11:03):
and the buzz is so good, not only from our
customers but from our team members, they want to work
in a wonderful restaurant. So we're doing everything for our
guests in our time.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Right, No I know is just line out her face.
Now here's the thing. I looked it up. There are
two cracker barrels in Orlando there's two right, So the
thing you got asked over and over again by who
two people?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Oh? Well, they had their whole team the game to
get love. How she says, I just happened to be
in Orlando because it was a work event. You know,
it just happened to be in Orlando, just like I
just happened to be at work today. No, you've specifically
intended to be in Orlando for an event. Why do
you say I just happened to just cut to the chase, lady,
(11:46):
Let me translate. I was recently in Orlando, in one
of the most liberal places in a red state, where
a person who owns a cracker barrel said, how do
I get the local Democrats in this tiny enclave of
this big red state to come to the cracker barrel?
And then they ruined to the brand and the rest
of the country. This is just like that bud Light business.
Now the people that their their customers used to want
(12:09):
to go there, now they don't. But the people that
never went there before they still don't want to go la.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
We have a photo on the big TV screen here
in the studio right now of a giant cracker barrel
rocking chair repainted with Pride flag colors, and sitting on
it are three transvestites.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Well, ain't that just special? Yeah? You know, maybe cracker barrel.
Maybe their next move will be to have transvestites wearing
bikinis with rainbows on them waiting tables.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Can you not see the TV screen? That's exactly what
they're doing over here.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Jesus, Thursday, Thursday. I want some coffee. I want coffee.
What do you want for breakfast? Just coffee, Just coffee.
I'll just have coffee past Jeffeine is not as Walton
and Johnson. All Right.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
So there's this store that just opened in China. They
sell life size robots and the robots can be used
for things like cooking, cleaning.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Other housework. Will they mow the grass?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Well, that's a great question. It sounds like they might.
The thing that I thought was so interesting is how
customers can't wait to use them for sexx sexxxxxxxxx tex
tex tex tech tech tex x x SX sex story.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Are they soft or are they made out of metal?
I don't know about you, but I'm not well, I'm
not doing that. Oh you know what I mean. It's
a really good question. Uh, well you would you just
stick it in a bear trap.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Well, you're not gonna have an option. I don't know
if you remember this or if you forgot Billy had,
but here in our city, the local mayor protected us
from robots sex propos. They still have sketchy looking massage
parlors and strip clubs in literally every direction within a
three mile radius of here.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
But you cannot have sex or a robot. Yeah a,
unless it's free. He did away with robot hookers, just
the hookers.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
So if there was like a taxpayer funded everybody gets
to use it free for all robots sex polyamorous relationship situation.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
That's different. Yeah, and as long as you're not paying
for it, I guess it's legal. But if you were
thinking about paying for sex instead, how about just giving
the lady a gratuity. That's not the same thing. You know,
(14:39):
the tip as they say, he is not gonna get
you in trouble. Like it's a world.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
I don't claim to understand tipping a sex robot, but
I will ask you this, Billy D.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Here's a noodler for you. What would you rather do?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Fight a robot or have sex with the robot that
everybody else already had sex with.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Well, no, I don't want to do that. So you'd
fight a robot? I guess i'd have to.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Things made out of stealing iron. It think's gonna crush you, bro,
I'm not using my bare hands. Yeah, I might have
to pick up a weapon of some kind, you know,
get a tartool or something.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Like what would you think like a like a like
a rancher? Yeah, a tartool? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Okay, you ever touched one one of those things for
changing a tire? Yeah, you've never actually done it? Have
you many times?
Speaker 3 (15:22):
No?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
No, no, I'll change a tire right now. I bet
I do it. You want to have a race? I
bet I could.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Let's go out in the parking garage and let's go
change some tars. I bet I could change a tire
faster than you can.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Just you're just dreaming, you just that's all. You're just dreaming.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
I bet I guarantee I can. For two reasons, I'm wiry,
and number two, I'm gonna use a robot.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Yeah. The robot is probably got like, uh, you know
those hands that'll the fingers will turn into a lug
nut or a lug range for the just like that
he's done.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
But if you and I had a race, i'd have
to give give you a head start there, Billy, do
you know what?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Well it's National Senior Citizen? Or is the Senate calls
it Thursday? I had no idea. Yeah, should be an
exciting time.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Well, sure, what'll I get? You? Get to like a
ten second head start? I'll wait for you and then
and also get like free donuts or ice cream or
something if I go into the right store. Yeah, you
show them your hem old. Yeah, we could tail pops
when you walked in.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
I bet you probably do for free on National Senior Citizens.
Do you want a real answer to that question? Because
I could probably figure it out. Okay, here we go.
Discounted movie tickets AMC and Cinemark.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Yeah right, great, just when I decided quick going to
the movies.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Reduced prices at Denny's, and I hop that's what you
get today. Some stores like Kohle's offer senior discounts on
certain days. I don't know if that means today. Here's
a good one. National Park Service gives a discounted lifetime
pass for senior's age sixty two and older.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
I think they always do that. I don't know. Yeah,
I've got that already.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Were these Senior Citizen Days things?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Are? They just always going on?
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Gets always fa there's a little misleading here, lying to us.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
They're just doing what they always do. But they want
to make you think it's special.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Here we go billy ed on National Senior Citizen's Day.
You can enjoy discounted menus at Denny's, ihop, Dairy Queen,
and Cracker Barrel.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
I mean no, oh, you're not going to cracker Barrel later.
I don't meat loaf with sprinkles and whipped cream on top.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Try the new pride omelet.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
What do you guys?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
What is that? That's just pride pride Omelet you name?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
What do you want?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Pride chicken noodle soup? Why is there a rainbow stripe
in this soup? How did you even logistically do that? No,
they can ruin everything, even cracker Barrel. They even made
cracker barrel suck. Is there anything the liberals can't turn
to crap?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Apparently not. No, they can't.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
But in the But the good news is this, despite
what you may be hearing in the mainstream media, in
most of America, it's going the opposite direction, right, now
cracker barrel is a rare exception. Since Donald Trump has
taken over policing the streets of Washington, d C. Of
which he has a legal right to do. Mayor Bowser
even admits that the city is now safer him. Yeah,
oh god, they hate that.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
In a week they compared one week of before Trope's
actions and then the week after and already huge drop
in crime thirty three percent.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Right. Now, here's what's interesting about that. To most people
out there in America, they probably think New York City
is a dangerous place. Murder rate in Washington, d C.
Is six times higher, at least it was. Now I
guess it'd be you know, you do the math, four
times higher.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Who knows. Yeah, yeah, nobody knows. Math is gay. But
the I mean that's obviously racist. Yeah exactly is it? Wait?
Is it homophobic? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
The one thing is for sure, though, the crime numbers
are going down to the liberals have decided to take
a stand against that.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
It's a they're against fighting crime. They're against it. They're
against you know, police in general, they're against peace. In
Russia and Ukraine. You don't like that. They don't want
to in that war. They love that war to keep going,
maybe get a few new ones.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Yeah, and they're all in on hating the Jews. They've
decided to really invest some time in that.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Lately, cluck. They have chosen poorly, as they say.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Yeah, it seems like a bald strategy. Let's see how
it plays that for him.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
It's Thursday, Thursday, Thursday, the day you used to get
a jump on the weekend and start drinking. But now
you drink. Walton and Johnson Radio Network
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