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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bruh days like this, tell me about it? Huh days
like this?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah, earlier I was thinking about it. What about it that, well,
it's Sinko to Mayo.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Oh yeah, but I thought you meant that the fact
that it's National Hogi Day might have meant something to you. No,
I do.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I do like Hogy Day. But it's also Taco Day
because it's Sinco to Mayo. And we watched that video earlier.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
We posted it up to the Walton and Johnson Instagram
account of the van getting into an accident and the
red van in Ohio, and.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
It's gotten quite a few comments. People have been looking
at it, and we were wondering, since it is Sinco
to Mayo and there's a van in the news, it's
created some controversy.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Is it possible these things are connected?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Did you bring those stories together? I'm gonna try in
one ex can.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Many van take me away?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
You haven't take me to us? Sayantu and recity Tuesday.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
We'll go to New Orlands and visit our friends.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
No mayormage Landrew will welcome us in Montoya. Can't travel class?
Take me in a Many van full of mexic and won't.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
You where are the white women at I like this one.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I've got some white women ready today.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
They've been conditioned as sexual slaves.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Crossing the border.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Is easy these days.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Trafficking humans.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
For minimum wage sex slaves in a many van full
of Mexican.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Song early. It's like a dark in there. That's just
a reminder of the way things used to be before Trump.
He took a control of the border and now things
are different. Now, things are different now. Yeah. Warren Buffett
retiring for Berkshire Hathaway. He was asked he's going to
be replaced by CEO as CEO by Greg Abel. Oh no,
(02:20):
not greg Abel. I hate that guy. Warren Buffett is
an interesting guy because as old as he is, he
still felt like, after all these years, he was a
good idea to invest.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
In newspapers in American currency.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Right. He's ninety four and he's been at Berkshire Hathaway
for as long as I've been alive, a long ass time.
And so there was a real emotional moment in the
financial community over the weekend as they said goodbye to
notable reptilian Warren Buffett. He will be slithering out of
his skin for the last time and crawling away to
a cave somewhere. He's pretty old, huh ninety four, Okay,
(02:55):
but he never you know, it's interesting to think he
still running the company at age ninety three, exactly because
retiring is just the road to death, they say for men.
I don't know if it affects women the same, but
men who've worked all their life and then suddenly retire
and find no real driving force in their day tend
(03:16):
to die early, or you know, sooner than they might have.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Isn't that interesting? Yeah, there's some truth to that.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
And you know, Warren Buffett, I may not like the guy,
but he's considered to be pretty smart, gave great financial advice,
a lot of wisdom over the years, not a dummy.
And as much as I don't like his politics or
what he represented in the world, it doesn't make me
sad to think that a generation of people that are
probably more intelligent than the current generation seem to be
dying off. Because now we have this report out today
claiming twenty percent of Americans can't read, and I bet
(03:45):
fifty percent of Americans just don't read.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yep, maybe they could, but they just preferred not to
and they kind of lost the.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Ability right, exactly. Americans are lazy. Well, sure, they don't
want to work. They don't want to do anything. That's
why we need.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Work and creativity is what turned us into a bunch
of lazy people. That's that because we come up with
all these great machines and devices to do all our
work for us. We were so smart that we ruined ourselves.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Assassination of lazy white people. This sinco to my own.
Maybe we should embrace Mexican culture, Maybe we need.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
That we Lona.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Work, Mexican work.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Everybody your.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Your pay work, he can live.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
People pay in the sun names.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
For those of you that are familiar with the show
and have been listening for a while, Yep, you guessed correctly.
We played comedy songs this segment because someone just brought
us breakfast tacos.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Who expected tacos?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
There are tacos down the hall in the break room
that were provided to us by the good folks at
what a burger this morning? What what a burger? They
put the salsaw backs in Mexi.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
It doesn't work. No, no, anyway, Happy sinko to myo
and all the kiddies out there.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
You don't have to eat Mexican food on Sinco to mile.
You could just put hot sauce on American food. It's
the same thing. Really, you could changes nothing, but as
uh as odd as today always is, being a fake
Mexican holiday will be made even otter by Doomsday for Diddy, alter.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Otter, more odd, more odd than normal. It's gonna be
a weird day for prof Daddy today. He's going to
court and adri going on right now in New York City,
New York City.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Get a rope, all right, so thet don't say good
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, take it back,
take it back? Normally that that well, that was actually
from a salsa commercial.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yes, that's all I meant.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
We're in a different kind of guy in this court case.
That would have worked great today on sinko to my own.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Anyway, what are the actual charges against Diddy? You might
be wondering, what's that you weren't wondering, Well, good news,
We're going to tell you anyway. Diddy's charge with racketeering, conspiracy,
two charges of sex trafficking, two charges of transportation to
engage in prostitution, and there's a video of him beating
the snot out of Cassie. That is going to be
(06:23):
used and played over and over again during this court case.
Cassie is dog.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
No, Cassie was a pop star.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
That was his Oh yeah, probably shouldn't have done as.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
She's the Me and You singer, Are you not?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Famil always advise people who are thinking about taking a
hand to the woman check for security cameras first. Please
come on, if you visited us. It's not a good recommendation. Yeah,
that's bad advice, Billy, that's not good. It's a joke, people,
come on, lighting up.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, it's just a fun joke about domestic violence on
a day when the victim's going to court.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Great job, Billy, Hey, nobody cared when that Il Salvadoran
gang member was whooping up on his wife a couple
of times. So he's a great point. I'm off the hook.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Actually, yes, it's true. You know somebody asked earlier, tell
you feel sorry for the wife. Yeah, that's why we
want the guy to port it. He's dangerous.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
But now, of course she's telling you a different story. Well,
of course they got to her.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
If daddy gets deported, then she doesn't get a monthly check.
She can have him live in America and endanger all
of us. While she's protected by the restraining order and
she still gets her child support payments. If he's in
prison in Al Salvador, she gets nothing. It's pretty obvious
to see why she's saying something different.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Now, this is kind of like the people promoting the
movie Rust, where their daughter and sister, you know it
was the mother and sister of the Dead Woman, are
telling you it's a must see movie. It is exactly
like that, and awful.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I am proud of you for drawing the line there,
because that's a good comparison. They're getting a portion of
the profits from that film in which their family member
was murdered.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Well, you got to ask yourself one question to for
all those people are getting cut in, how come I
nobody coming to try to cut us in? What would
they cuckles? If they would just you know, offer us
a little song some we might we might flip the screw.
All right, Look, I'm all in favor of us getting
paid money for nothing. In this particular context, what would
we be getting paid for exactly? All the profits from
(08:17):
the movie Rushed will fall in your bank account. Were
you related to somebody that died on the setup. I'm
just saying if they offered that to you, though, you know,
you might think that'd be although I don't know if
that many people want to see that movie. Yeah, that's true,
definitely not the kind of people is that sick portion
of society about forty percent that will go and see
(08:38):
it just because they know that somebody was killed during
the making that movie.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
And that's just gross, that's disgusting, and I want to
believe you're wrong. But one of the most famous movies
of the nineties was The Crow.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Yeah, have you ever met people? Yeah, they're disappointing by nature.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Yeah, exactly, and they'll make a joke about killing people.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
It's slat in New York City, New York City, get
a rope, Walton and Johnson.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I don't claim to understand voodoo. I don't know how
astrology works. Black Magic's a mystery to me. And that's
exactly how I feel about this song.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
This song confuses me for some reason when you put
this song on. Yeah, I don't think that's black magic though.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
At a Mexican wedding, if you brown magic, if you easy,
if you actually no, he can't say that, actually say it. Yeah,
that's a word now that they like. If you put
this song on at a Mexican wedding, you are going
to see a woman take her clothing off.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Why am I putting this song on? I don't even
work there. No, I get it. In this hypothetical, it
wouldn't apply to you, but guys like me or mister Oh,
if somebody talked us into filling in as the DJ
at a Oh I'm DJ at a Mexican wedding, now
at a Tejano wedding. Nice, if you put on Suavamente,
I don't get it. I don't claim to understand it.
To me, this song sounds exactly like all the other
songs you hear at those kinds of parties. But when
(09:54):
you put this song on, the women come out and
this will turn them a Mexican none into a filthy
porn star. I don't know why. Well, that's good to know. Nice,
good tip for those of you invited to a Mexican
wedding soon. Just the tip. That's what we provide. What
we do here is what we do over here. We
did get some nice emails. One guy wrote in about
talking about Dolly Parton and how sweet she was about
(10:16):
her dead husband. It's like, as far as Dolly being
sweet for her husband, have you ever heard her not
being sweet and positive about anyone and everyone? No, she's
a national treasure. I don't doubt for a second that
she loved her husband. But I'm not surprised at all
that she had some positive comments because she's a positive person.
(10:39):
I don't remember ever hearing her sing, even people that
she was mad at. She couldn't be mean to. Yeah,
she was just as sweetie, just a sweet woman. Yeah,
still is. It's not like she died. But you know,
but her husband.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
And to those of you out there, they're like, yeah,
but Kenny and Billy and and everybody. She funded the vaccine,
all right, But so did Trump, and we forgave him
for it.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
So I think we can.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
I think we give Dolly a pass on this one.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Well, I hopes they had no idea that these people
either didn't know what they were doing, or worse, they
did know what they were doing and they did it anyway.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah, I don't think most of us realized that the
COVID vaccine was going to allow the lizard people to
microchip your baby.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
That was a surprise, the.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Goal all along.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I think you know, at this time of the morning,
I always like to give people some good news before.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
We get out of here. Well, that's exciting.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
The world is filled with negativity all the time, death, gloom,
and doom, especially on morning radio shows and news outlets
like this one.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Good news is good news, and the good news is
I've got good news and good news forty good.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Put some good in your morning. Good news.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
There's a monkey jumping on houses.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
In the neighborhood, all right, and mister Report's proudly brought
to you by the good News.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Report has brought to you by the good News of
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Speaker 2 (11:56):
We've made a little bit of a we've tinkered to
it it recently made it look work a little better
on the Android. We've been told it doesn't work as
well on androids as it does on iPhone, so you know,
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(12:20):
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Speaker 1 (12:22):
Summer twenty promo code.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
What summer twenty twenty percent off?
Speaker 1 (12:26):
But I want to promo code? WJ. That's when other
people use us to promote something. This is us promoting
our own online store. Silly to have our own promo
code on our own promo Yeah, or what would be
the point anyway? High school? Have you heard Bill Belichick's
girlfriend left him? I don't know if it was because
of well this publicity or what is that good news?
She just found a better catch, says here. Bill Belichick's
(12:46):
girlfriend left him for Lou Holtz.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
That can't be what on joke? That's funny because.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
He's even older and less healthy than Bill Belichick. Well,
I'm just glad you didn't say Warren Buffett. That would
have been really low. It would have been a good one.
A high school baseball team in Arizona is getting praise
after helping fight a fire nearby during a game. The
fire was on a woman's property and she didn't realize
it at first. She didn't know. She was working from home,
she was wearing headphones, She was probably doing her nails,
(13:15):
you know how women are. Thanks to their quick thinking
and the help of the first responders, the fire got
put out. The baseball players abandoned the game and just
ran to start putting fires out. That's what happened.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Here's coach Rico to tell I'm serious, okay, to tell
us about what happened.
Speaker 6 (13:32):
And he was almost in tears. I mean for us
to be in the middle of a game and him
to come over and want to give thanks to our boys.
He the first thing he said was, make sure you
tell those boys that saved my house. Give them some recognition.
Kind of a really big event for these kids, you know,
because kind of what we talk about is not just
being dood on the baseball field, it's being good citizens.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
My brother from another I love to hear it. Mom.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Man, all right, here's another good one.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Meanwhile, a twelve year old boy in New Zealand invented
an AI pillbot to stop his grandmother from taking the
wrong medication.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I guess she has poor eyesight. You know, you're taking
pills for your eyesight over here, and you don't know
what you're taking.
Speaker 7 (14:09):
Tobot is an artificial intelligence powered device that has a
camera in here, and a computer and its brain's hit
and the camera takes a photo of the pill on
this platform here, and it uses its AI model in
the computer chip to recognize the pill based on his training.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Cool kid, Well now I get it. Yeah, I just
do that there and this here and that there, and
then everything just works out mine. Last week, staff at
an aviation service company in California paused their work when
they noticed the sound of me owing coming from an
excavator parked roughly twenty feet from their office. Was the kiddies.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
There were four two week old kittens inside.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Oh. After a thirty minute rescue effort, they were all
safely recovered and are in the process of finding them homes.
Here's the employees telling the story Over there.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
I'm sitting in my desk working on my computer, and
so I got up and I'm like, do you hear that?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I hear kittens they're hitting.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
There's like a little compartment like this big, And then
you're just looking there and there's the cats in the
very back in the center of the casing for the excavator.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Wow, how about that? And they didn't even hand over
the kittens to a Chinese restaurant that was classy of them.
Not right away, No, obviously, grow up a little first. No, definitely,
not not on Sinco Mayo. That's crazy. Anyway, that's cool.
I like and the show on a Monday with some
good news because you know, the rest of the week
is going to be filled with tragedy, doom and gloom, plague, bowla, murder, rape,
(15:29):
is sex trafficking. Is tomorrow gonna be Monday?
Speaker 2 (15:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
No, today is Monday. So is tomorrow gonna be Monday? No,
Tomorrow's Tuesday. Well, then there's good news right there. The
rest of the week won't have Monday to deal with. Yeah.
I like the way you think, Billy ed yep right
thinking in a week like today, there's so much craziness
going on out there. I wonder what's going to happen
now with the trade deals getting negotiated this week, we're
all very concerned.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
In nineteen ninety one, fifty five percent of the apparel
we wear was made in America. Today it's less than
five percent. But we'll go turn that around.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Well that's Donald Trump's plan. Yeah, I preferred if it
were made in Italy. Here's honest with you.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Here's another interesting statistic. Back in nineteen ninety one, one
hundred percent of the women in America had a vagina.
Really yeah, and today the number is much lower.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Oh my god, right, huh, we're gonna have to maybe
some of you guys and here might have to look
into that, delve deep, go undercover even and find out
if that's what's going on there with ladies parts.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
I feel like that's probably a study. I don't want
to get too involved in today.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
You ain't gonna dive down. You ain't go dive deep.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
No, I don't want to get caught up in a
lady boy catastrophe. That sounds terrible, mister Owno. What are
you gonna do with the rest of the day. Probably
eat a taco or something.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
We're back to that again. Oh we said, go to
my what Oh never mind, john don't forget boys and
girls too, eat it every day.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
I to hear that she'll sign off tonight. I to
hear that she'll sign off the night. Waldt and Johnson
they make things.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Well, I hope you folks enjoyed ourselves. Get you later
on down the trail. That is an instant classic. Walton
and Johnson
Bruh days like this, tell me about it? Huh days
like this?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah, earlier I was thinking about it. What about it that, well,
it's Sinko to Mayo.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Oh yeah, but I thought you meant that the fact
that it's National Hogi Day might have meant something to you. No,
I do.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I do like Hogy Day. But it's also Taco Day
because it's Sinco to Mayo. And we watched that video earlier.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
We posted it up to the Walton and Johnson Instagram
account of the van getting into an accident and the
red van in Ohio, and.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
It's gotten quite a few comments. People have been looking
at it, and we were wondering, since it is Sinco
to Mayo and there's a van in the news, it's
created some controversy.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Is it possible these things are connected?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Did you bring those stories together? I'm gonna try in
one ex can.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Many van take me away?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
You haven't take me to us? Sayantu and recity Tuesday.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
We'll go to New Orlands and visit our friends.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
No mayormage Landrew will welcome us in Montoya. Can't travel class?
Take me in a Many van full of mexic and won't.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
You where are the white women at I like this one.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I've got some white women ready today.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
They've been conditioned as sexual slaves.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Crossing the border.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Is easy these days.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Trafficking humans.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
For minimum wage sex slaves in a many van full
of Mexican.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Song early. It's like a dark in there. That's just
a reminder of the way things used to be before Trump.
He took a control of the border and now things
are different. Now, things are different now. Yeah. Warren Buffett
retiring for Berkshire Hathaway. He was asked he's going to
be replaced by CEO as CEO by Greg Abel. Oh no,
(02:20):
not greg Abel. I hate that guy. Warren Buffett is
an interesting guy because as old as he is, he
still felt like, after all these years, he was a
good idea to invest.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
In newspapers in American currency.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Right. He's ninety four and he's been at Berkshire Hathaway
for as long as I've been alive, a long ass time.
And so there was a real emotional moment in the
financial community over the weekend as they said goodbye to
notable reptilian Warren Buffett. He will be slithering out of
his skin for the last time and crawling away to
a cave somewhere. He's pretty old, huh ninety four, Okay,
(02:55):
but he never you know, it's interesting to think he
still running the company at age ninety three, exactly because
retiring is just the road to death, they say for men.
I don't know if it affects women the same, but
men who've worked all their life and then suddenly retire
and find no real driving force in their day tend
(03:16):
to die early, or you know, sooner than they might have.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Isn't that interesting? Yeah, there's some truth to that.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
And you know, Warren Buffett, I may not like the guy,
but he's considered to be pretty smart, gave great financial advice,
a lot of wisdom over the years, not a dummy.
And as much as I don't like his politics or
what he represented in the world, it doesn't make me
sad to think that a generation of people that are
probably more intelligent than the current generation seem to be
dying off. Because now we have this report out today
claiming twenty percent of Americans can't read, and I bet
(03:45):
fifty percent of Americans just don't read.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yep, maybe they could, but they just preferred not to
and they kind of lost the.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Ability right, exactly. Americans are lazy. Well, sure, they don't
want to work. They don't want to do anything. That's
why we need.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Work and creativity is what turned us into a bunch
of lazy people. That's that because we come up with
all these great machines and devices to do all our
work for us. We were so smart that we ruined ourselves.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Assassination of lazy white people. This sinco to my own.
Maybe we should embrace Mexican culture, Maybe we need.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
That we Lona.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Work, Mexican work.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Everybody your.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Your pay work, he can live.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
People pay in the sun names.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
For those of you that are familiar with the show
and have been listening for a while, Yep, you guessed correctly.
We played comedy songs this segment because someone just brought
us breakfast tacos.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Who expected tacos?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
There are tacos down the hall in the break room
that were provided to us by the good folks at
what a burger this morning? What what a burger? They
put the salsaw backs in Mexi.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
It doesn't work. No, no, anyway, Happy sinko to myo
and all the kiddies out there.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
You don't have to eat Mexican food on Sinco to mile.
You could just put hot sauce on American food. It's
the same thing. Really, you could changes nothing, but as
uh as odd as today always is, being a fake
Mexican holiday will be made even otter by Doomsday for Diddy, alter.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Otter, more odd, more odd than normal. It's gonna be
a weird day for prof Daddy today. He's going to
court and adri going on right now in New York City,
New York City.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Get a rope, all right, so thet don't say good
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, take it back,
take it back? Normally that that well, that was actually
from a salsa commercial.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yes, that's all I meant.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
We're in a different kind of guy in this court case.
That would have worked great today on sinko to my own.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Anyway, what are the actual charges against Diddy? You might
be wondering, what's that you weren't wondering, Well, good news,
We're going to tell you anyway. Diddy's charge with racketeering, conspiracy,
two charges of sex trafficking, two charges of transportation to
engage in prostitution, and there's a video of him beating
the snot out of Cassie. That is going to be
(06:23):
used and played over and over again during this court case.
Cassie is dog.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
No, Cassie was a pop star.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
That was his Oh yeah, probably shouldn't have done as.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
She's the Me and You singer, Are you not?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Famil always advise people who are thinking about taking a
hand to the woman check for security cameras first. Please
come on, if you visited us. It's not a good recommendation. Yeah,
that's bad advice, Billy, that's not good. It's a joke, people,
come on, lighting up.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, it's just a fun joke about domestic violence on
a day when the victim's going to court.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Great job, Billy, Hey, nobody cared when that Il Salvadoran
gang member was whooping up on his wife a couple
of times. So he's a great point. I'm off the hook.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Actually, yes, it's true. You know somebody asked earlier, tell
you feel sorry for the wife. Yeah, that's why we
want the guy to port it. He's dangerous.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
But now, of course she's telling you a different story. Well,
of course they got to her.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
If daddy gets deported, then she doesn't get a monthly check.
She can have him live in America and endanger all
of us. While she's protected by the restraining order and
she still gets her child support payments. If he's in
prison in Al Salvador, she gets nothing. It's pretty obvious
to see why she's saying something different.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Now, this is kind of like the people promoting the
movie Rust, where their daughter and sister, you know it
was the mother and sister of the Dead Woman, are
telling you it's a must see movie. It is exactly
like that, and awful.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I am proud of you for drawing the line there,
because that's a good comparison. They're getting a portion of
the profits from that film in which their family member
was murdered.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Well, you got to ask yourself one question to for
all those people are getting cut in, how come I
nobody coming to try to cut us in? What would
they cuckles? If they would just you know, offer us
a little song some we might we might flip the screw.
All right, Look, I'm all in favor of us getting
paid money for nothing. In this particular context, what would
we be getting paid for exactly? All the profits from
(08:17):
the movie Rushed will fall in your bank account. Were
you related to somebody that died on the setup. I'm
just saying if they offered that to you, though, you know,
you might think that'd be although I don't know if
that many people want to see that movie. Yeah, that's true,
definitely not the kind of people is that sick portion
of society about forty percent that will go and see
(08:38):
it just because they know that somebody was killed during
the making that movie.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
And that's just gross, that's disgusting, and I want to
believe you're wrong. But one of the most famous movies
of the nineties was The Crow.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Yeah, have you ever met people? Yeah, they're disappointing by nature.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Yeah, exactly, and they'll make a joke about killing people.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
It's slat in New York City, New York City, get
a rope, Walton and Johnson.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I don't claim to understand voodoo. I don't know how
astrology works. Black Magic's a mystery to me. And that's
exactly how I feel about this song.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
This song confuses me for some reason when you put
this song on. Yeah, I don't think that's black magic though.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
At a Mexican wedding, if you brown magic, if you easy,
if you actually no, he can't say that, actually say it. Yeah,
that's a word now that they like. If you put
this song on at a Mexican wedding, you are going
to see a woman take her clothing off.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Why am I putting this song on? I don't even
work there. No, I get it. In this hypothetical, it
wouldn't apply to you, but guys like me or mister Oh,
if somebody talked us into filling in as the DJ
at a Oh I'm DJ at a Mexican wedding, now
at a Tejano wedding. Nice, if you put on Suavamente,
I don't get it. I don't claim to understand it.
To me, this song sounds exactly like all the other
songs you hear at those kinds of parties. But when
(09:54):
you put this song on, the women come out and
this will turn them a Mexican none into a filthy
porn star. I don't know why. Well, that's good to know. Nice,
good tip for those of you invited to a Mexican
wedding soon. Just the tip. That's what we provide. What
we do here is what we do over here. We
did get some nice emails. One guy wrote in about
talking about Dolly Parton and how sweet she was about
(10:16):
her dead husband. It's like, as far as Dolly being
sweet for her husband, have you ever heard her not
being sweet and positive about anyone and everyone? No, she's
a national treasure. I don't doubt for a second that
she loved her husband. But I'm not surprised at all
that she had some positive comments because she's a positive person.
(10:39):
I don't remember ever hearing her sing, even people that
she was mad at. She couldn't be mean to. Yeah,
she was just as sweetie, just a sweet woman. Yeah,
still is. It's not like she died. But you know,
but her husband.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
And to those of you out there, they're like, yeah,
but Kenny and Billy and and everybody. She funded the vaccine,
all right, But so did Trump, and we forgave him
for it.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
So I think we can.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
I think we give Dolly a pass on this one.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Well, I hopes they had no idea that these people
either didn't know what they were doing, or worse, they
did know what they were doing and they did it anyway.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah, I don't think most of us realized that the
COVID vaccine was going to allow the lizard people to
microchip your baby.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
That was a surprise, the.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Goal all along.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I think you know, at this time of the morning,
I always like to give people some good news before.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
We get out of here. Well, that's exciting.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
The world is filled with negativity all the time, death, gloom,
and doom, especially on morning radio shows and news outlets
like this one.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Good news is good news, and the good news is
I've got good news and good news forty good.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Put some good in your morning. Good news.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
There's a monkey jumping on houses.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
In the neighborhood, all right, and mister Report's proudly brought
to you by the good News.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Report has brought to you by the good News of
the Walton Johnson smartphone app, which is free and available
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Speaker 2 (11:56):
We've made a little bit of a we've tinkered to
it it recently made it look work a little better
on the Android. We've been told it doesn't work as
well on androids as it does on iPhone, so you know,
we listen, we hear you, and we've tried to make
it a more compatible with more platforms out there. And
while you're using the app, you can shop in our
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(12:20):
now for Memorial Day with promo code.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Summer twenty promo code.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
What summer twenty twenty percent off?
Speaker 1 (12:26):
But I want to promo code? WJ. That's when other
people use us to promote something. This is us promoting
our own online store. Silly to have our own promo
code on our own promo Yeah, or what would be
the point anyway? High school? Have you heard Bill Belichick's
girlfriend left him? I don't know if it was because
of well this publicity or what is that good news?
She just found a better catch, says here. Bill Belichick's
(12:46):
girlfriend left him for Lou Holtz.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
That can't be what on joke? That's funny because.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
He's even older and less healthy than Bill Belichick. Well,
I'm just glad you didn't say Warren Buffett. That would
have been really low. It would have been a good one.
A high school baseball team in Arizona is getting praise
after helping fight a fire nearby during a game. The
fire was on a woman's property and she didn't realize
it at first. She didn't know. She was working from home,
she was wearing headphones, She was probably doing her nails,
(13:15):
you know how women are. Thanks to their quick thinking
and the help of the first responders, the fire got
put out. The baseball players abandoned the game and just
ran to start putting fires out. That's what happened.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Here's coach Rico to tell I'm serious, okay, to tell
us about what happened.
Speaker 6 (13:32):
And he was almost in tears. I mean for us
to be in the middle of a game and him
to come over and want to give thanks to our boys.
He the first thing he said was, make sure you
tell those boys that saved my house. Give them some recognition.
Kind of a really big event for these kids, you know,
because kind of what we talk about is not just
being dood on the baseball field, it's being good citizens.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
My brother from another I love to hear it. Mom.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Man, all right, here's another good one.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Meanwhile, a twelve year old boy in New Zealand invented
an AI pillbot to stop his grandmother from taking the
wrong medication.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I guess she has poor eyesight. You know, you're taking
pills for your eyesight over here, and you don't know
what you're taking.
Speaker 7 (14:09):
Tobot is an artificial intelligence powered device that has a
camera in here, and a computer and its brain's hit
and the camera takes a photo of the pill on
this platform here, and it uses its AI model in
the computer chip to recognize the pill based on his training.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Cool kid, Well now I get it. Yeah, I just
do that there and this here and that there, and
then everything just works out mine. Last week, staff at
an aviation service company in California paused their work when
they noticed the sound of me owing coming from an
excavator parked roughly twenty feet from their office. Was the kiddies.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
There were four two week old kittens inside.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Oh. After a thirty minute rescue effort, they were all
safely recovered and are in the process of finding them homes.
Here's the employees telling the story Over there.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
I'm sitting in my desk working on my computer, and
so I got up and I'm like, do you hear that?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I hear kittens they're hitting.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
There's like a little compartment like this big, And then
you're just looking there and there's the cats in the
very back in the center of the casing for the excavator.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Wow, how about that? And they didn't even hand over
the kittens to a Chinese restaurant that was classy of them.
Not right away, No, obviously, grow up a little first. No, definitely,
not not on Sinco Mayo. That's crazy. Anyway, that's cool.
I like and the show on a Monday with some
good news because you know, the rest of the week
is going to be filled with tragedy, doom and gloom, plague, bowla, murder, rape,
(15:29):
is sex trafficking. Is tomorrow gonna be Monday?
Speaker 2 (15:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
No, today is Monday. So is tomorrow gonna be Monday? No,
Tomorrow's Tuesday. Well, then there's good news right there. The
rest of the week won't have Monday to deal with. Yeah.
I like the way you think, Billy ed yep right
thinking in a week like today, there's so much craziness
going on out there. I wonder what's going to happen
now with the trade deals getting negotiated this week, we're
all very concerned.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
In nineteen ninety one, fifty five percent of the apparel
we wear was made in America. Today it's less than
five percent. But we'll go turn that around.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Well that's Donald Trump's plan. Yeah, I preferred if it
were made in Italy. Here's honest with you.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Here's another interesting statistic. Back in nineteen ninety one, one
hundred percent of the women in America had a vagina.
Really yeah, and today the number is much lower.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Oh my god, right, huh, we're gonna have to maybe
some of you guys and here might have to look
into that, delve deep, go undercover even and find out
if that's what's going on there with ladies parts.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
I feel like that's probably a study. I don't want
to get too involved in today.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
You ain't gonna dive down. You ain't go dive deep.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
No, I don't want to get caught up in a
lady boy catastrophe. That sounds terrible, mister Owno. What are
you gonna do with the rest of the day. Probably
eat a taco or something.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
We're back to that again. Oh we said, go to
my what Oh never mind, john don't forget boys and
girls too, eat it every day.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
I to hear that she'll sign off tonight. I to
hear that she'll sign off the night. Waldt and Johnson
they make things.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Well, I hope you folks enjoyed ourselves. Get you later
on down the trail. That is an instant classic. Walton
and Johnson
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