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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, if someone dies, but.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Minus the detail about death, the news story is filled
with hilarious details.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Can you still make jokes about it? Will?
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Is it somebody really important or is it just you know,
any old any old person.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Oh you wouldn't know these people? They're okay?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Then no, sure, go for it, okay, I oh, well
that okay.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
I've just worn the listener. Sure, it's maybe a little
too early for this. Pretend the kenney's been up a while,
and I guess he's had a pot or tow of
coffee already.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
All right, Pretend nobody died, although two people did die,
so that kind of makes.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
It sad, right, nobody I know? Though? Oh yeah, I'm
sure you don't know these people, Okay, I mean definitely not. No.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Well, you know, dozens or hundreds or thousands of people
die every day that.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
All right, A lot of things happen this weekend. The
weekend was filled with big news. Trump's gonna meet with
Putin today and got a new pope. He met with JD.
Vans over the weekend. Amazingly, JD. Vance did not murder him. Yeah,
so that's good. But one thing we cannot ignore in
today's news cycle is that over the weekend, a ship,
(01:13):
a pirate ship with a Mexican flag on it, crashed
into the Brooklyn Bridge in New York City.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Now some clans where the Brooklyn Bridge is for sure, and.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
The official explanation is that the ship lost the ability
to steer itself. But many are saying that that's a
black flag explanation and in reality this was some kind
of low rent Mexican.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Nine to eleven. Mexican nine to eleven. What does that
even mean?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
You know, al Qaeda, jehadapano carne agase strip. Nobody expects
the Mexican inquisition, al Ca sadilla, tala burrito, tallabane asada.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Give me a minute, okay, go on, Look, I'm.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Just saying, evidently the Brooklyn Bridge remembers the alamos All brotherhood.
Maybe call it the Mexican brotherhood, Guaca Martyrs, Moscadilla, carne jahada,
the Molay Brotherhood.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
You get the point. Guaca Gorillas, come on, get one
more in you Uh? Okay? Fine? Sinco to my own
thank you, sink.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I wrote those jugs yesterday with our listeners on Twitter
while I was sitting on the tarmac at the Little
Rock Airport and a lot of you are probably thinking,
we don't really do anything grill we do.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
We work hard. Those jugs didn't right themselves. Next time,
maybe take a nap? Can he guy?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
The guy by the way, You know, I think I
may have met a time traveler this weekend.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Love it when that happened.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
You know how hobos look today, but how they looked
in old movies. Sure, I sat next to a hobo
from an old movie yesterday on my on my United
Airlines flight back to Houston from Little Rock. I never
seen anything like it before. Did they have that stick
with the bundle on attached?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yes? I love that.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
He was a skinny white guy with a beard. He
smelled like seven day old garbage. He was wearing fancy
shoes that looked like they were water logged.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Like like old fashioned shoes, Not fancy shoes, but like
leather dress shoes that looked like he'd warn them through
a pond. He was wearing a button up shirt. It
was an old fashioned hobo and he's stunk. It was
one of them tiny little planes you were.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I was on one myself. You were in Arkansas. This weekend.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I did not know these guys still existed. I figured,
And how did he get a plane ticket? You know
what I mean? I thought modern days, I.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Wonder about that when you see people that don't look
like they could afford the shirt that they're wearing, much
less an airplane ticket.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Well, he didn't have regular stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
He had like a tiny backpack that he was carrying
over his shoulder. It didn't have a stick like you described,
but it's not really the same, but similar it wasn't
and it wasn't filled with anything. A loose backpack. It
was like, what are you doing? You're not camping? How
explain yourself? And I want and I wanted to talk
to him, but he got on the plane. He went
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right to sleep. And also I didn't want to talk
to him, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
But you could still smell him, so you know he
was there. He was there for you. How are these
people out there? And his name was soup can Jimmy
or something like that. How do you exist? Where did
you come from? What did you get fleas or anything?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
From him? While you sat there? Do you know what
I wondered?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
While I was sitting on the tarmac, I used AI,
and I asked it that. I seriously asked it the
following question. I'm sitting next to a smelly person on
an airplane and the air conditioning's not working. Am I
going to smell like him when the plane lands? Yeah?
And Groc answered the question for me, so now you'll
probably be fine. You know what else I asked it
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this weekend using a one word answer, do you believe
the official explanation for nine to eleven? And Groc not
chat gpt that because Groc's the AI, I said, no,
does not agree with the official explanation?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
What about the official explanation of the Jeffrey Epstein Funny
you ask that?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I asked it the same question.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Because now they have an official explanation from the new
guy who says he's read the whole file.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Bongino and Cash Patl Well Bongino's the deputy directory. First,
I asked, do you believe Epstein killed himself? One word answer,
It says no, why short answer evidence suggests foul play,
high profile connection, suspicious circumstances, and inconsistency is an official narrative.
We'll play well along, comes Dan Bongino and Cash Patl,
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the two current director and Deputy directors of the FBI, respectively,
and the two of them told an interviewer over the
weekend two things that kind that shocked the audience.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Right. One of them is, they're going to get out
of the Hoover Building.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yeah, that building they named after j Edgar Hoover, the
cross dressing weirdo from the twentieth century.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
I wonder if they feel like somebody's watching them when
they're at work. I mean, you know they're listening. But well,
that's what the cameras I'm sure there are.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
That's what the building was named after, a guy that
famously did that to everyone. He spied on everyone, he
blackmailed everyone. And then the other question they were asked
was well Epstein kill himself, and Bongino says, yeah, I
read the whole document.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Wait a second, nothing to see here, No move along.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
You guys told us months ago you couldn't get a
hold of the Epstein files because they were being held
by what was it the some Manhattan field office and
for the FBI right in New York City, that these
middle management people wouldn't hand.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Over the documents.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
And then they told us, now we've got the documents
it's filled a child porn, so we can't release them
because there's too much child porn. And now they're telling
us we read the whole thing. Epstein killed himself. Nothing
weird happened here. I don't believe any of that. Yeah, look,
I like Bongina. He's a good He's shared blog posts
of ours before. He's you know, he's a nice enough guy.
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He's on his website, he's put links to content we've created.
I got nothing personally against him, but I do not
think this.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Is true until he gives you the answer you want,
man the liar. Yeah, confirmation bias, that's right, and he
knows what's what. Just tell him what he wants to hear.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yeah, exactly what I want to hear is.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Mexican isis puns thinking to Bayo.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah, yeah, Jihatapanos exactly sure, Monday and got it's Monday again. Monday, Monday, Monday.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Thank god, gg I AM Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
From most public institutions, certainly on a federal level, that's
definitely taking place, and corporate America is following suit. Many
of these big corporations, even Disney, they say, are now
trying to weed out the DEI policies.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
You can't spell Disney without DEI. Man, you're not wrong
about that. Somebody's got to keep it around. Look, we're
not saying we know what the answer is.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
We don't know, right, I mean, obviously we think racism
is bad, but DEI is just sort of like veiled racism.
It's racism disguised as not racism. And so somebody proposed
an idea here. This isn't our idea. We're just telling
you what someone else suggested. So don't get mad at us.
What if we keep the DEI policies in government and
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corporate America? Okay, but instead of getting rid of them,
every time one of these DEI chiefs gives presentation to
the employees of a corporation or a publicly funded institution,
they have to listen to a rebuttal from a racist,
autistic person who memorizes crime.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Statistics that could be entertaining that might make it worthwhile
right there.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Right, So, the one guy comes out and he tells
you about you know, white privilege and you know, the
toxic masculinity. And then the next person that comes out
is a person with aspergers that has just spent a
lot of time.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I'm looking at the FBI website. Oh, I get it
is memorize it. Look I'm not saying it's.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Fair, no, no, but neither is the EI. So let's
work with it. We were just listening to the mayor
of Chicago. This is Brandon Johnson. This was their upgrade
from the old lady. Yeah, that's what they were hoping. Anyway,
you remember Beetlejuice. Anyway, this is the new guy. Here's
the new boss, worse than the old boss.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Weirdly enough, some detractors that will push back on me
and say, you know the only thing that the mayor
talks about is the hiring of black people. Know what
I'm saying is when you hire our people, we always
look out for everybody else. We are the most generous
people on the planet.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
See, this is where it would be interesting to hear
from the autistic person.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Yeah, which we could you know, maybe like say a
little rebuttal to that, although I'm thinking some in my
head at this time as well.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Rebuttals. Sure has he.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Ever seen any of those videos? It's fast food restaurants.
Oh yeah, the his his people, that's so he's describing him,
are being so helpful and lifting others up.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Sure, yeah, riot during spring break, that sort of thing.
I look, you know, we agree that black people have
been judged unfairly. But also the vast majority of all
crimes on the FBI website seemed to suggest they're committed
by black peoples.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
What do we do about that? Well, let's go into
real life. Take it into real life for a minute.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
And see.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
You've watched the television show The Office. Sure about as
real as it gets. There was a black guy there.
Did he seem to be rallying the entire office and
helping everyone, you know, with with his genuine affection?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I assume you're talking about Stanley. That's Stanley.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Who's the other one, Darryl? Darryl is the other one. Yeah,
Darryl seemed cool to me. He's played piano and hung
out in the warehouse.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Uh No.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
In fact, interestingly enough, most of the charitable donations in America.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Oh this is tough to explain out loud.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
The vast majority of charitable donations in America are made
by white Christians not in fact.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Look it's not me, I'm just telling you this is
objective facts.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
I don't did the mayor of Chicago.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Make that statement in a church.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
As a matter of fact, that is the mayor of
Chicago over the weekend, in a church, Mayor Brandon Johnson.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
A church setting, that's maybe one of the worst places
you could tell that kind of a fib.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
I feel like lying is bad no matter what, but
in a church, you know, I mean, if you're gonna
do a sin, I gotta think in the house that
God is the worst place for that to happen at anyway.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
I don't know. I mean, maybe there's more to this.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Maybe we're just not here a generous how exactly, you know,
generously taking your bike away from you?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
And is there more? Mister mayor?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
It's a weird comment to make in a city that
is riddled with crime, often perpetuated by of the community
he's describing. And while we don't, you know, celebrate, I
think I still assert that I think black people are
judged unfairly.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
But don't lie to people. You know, what good is
this doing? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Oh, and I don't know if you heard or not,
Joe Biden allegedly has cancer.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Oh yeah, I heard about that.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Is it possible that he could or any of us
could sue the doctors that proclaimed him in great health
just recently.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Isn't that interesting? You know, we.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Had a doctor look him over and say, this guy's
good to go. He's rock solid, steady as they come, right.
Does everybody remember that report from Robert Her. He went
out and he investigated Joe Biden for leaving classified confidential
documents scattered all over the country in different offices and
buildings and his garage and beach in Delaware.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
And Robert Hurst said, we can't prosecute Joe Biden. His
brain is too broken. And then in response to this,
MSNBC and The Atlantic and all these other news outlets
came out and said Robert her as a partisan hacket.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
He can't be trusted. And do you think they apologize
to him after this? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
I just wonder if you can believe anything in the
news these days. A lot of the comments after the
story of Biden's prostate cancer are not nice. People are
not ready, I mean foreign, you know, the dignitaries, the
current president and his wife, they've all sat well wishes
and everybody's like, oh, what a shame. But your average
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person who didn't care for Joe too much, they're not
being real sweet in the comments.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Well, look, you know, nobody lives forever. If you don't
have anything nice to.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Say, it's Monday, madness. Walton