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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Everything. I am unfair to the Methodists. Well, obviously United
Methodist Church church pastor has just announced he is transitioning
to become a woman.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Give him.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
He made the announcement during church. Uh, it seems like
a weird time to talk about that. I'll paint a
picture for you here at chubby, white, middle aged man
wearing a robe with the LGBTQ Pride flag on it.
He standing in front of a cross in a church
when this happens.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Are my parents okay with this? Absolutely not. They texted
me this morning and they asked for me to tell
you all that they do not support me, and that
they have chosen their convictions and their beliefs over supporting
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their child.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Wow, he sounds really mad. So upset, I'm gonna stump
a foot. Look, I know we're unfair to the Methodists
on this show. I get that the Methodist Church split
apart recently, and.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Was that the whole message from the from the parents?
They didn't say we hope you kill yourself or anything
like that. So what's the upset about.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
It's a four minute video. Do you want to hear something?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
And there's a special announcement for mister didn't work.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Okay, Well I didn't think you'd want to. That's why
I wasn't playing any more of it.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
It talks real slow for one reason, and that's great
at church. I guess you have a captive audience here.
We like to keep things moving forward at a faster piece.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
The pastor said, I get to announce with joy that
I'm transitioning. I'm not becoming a woman. I'm giving up
pretending to be a man. He says, uh huh. So
one of the other seventy two genders is it? Where
is it seventy two virgins? I gotta tell you, I
think they're just making a lot of this stuff up.
Does God make Does God make mistakes? Yeah, that's how
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God makes mistakes. No, he doesn't.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
See, here's a different way to say. Oh, well, that
person was clearly should have been born in a woman's body,
But wasn't Is that a stake of God? Or did
God start this entire experience? Got the ball roll and
then just stood back and said, let's see what happens.
Maybe nature made a mistake, as you call it. You
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don't have to blame God for every little thing.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Now, we're not blaming God at all. That this guy is.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Like you just said, God was making mistakes.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I'm saying God does not make mistakes. This man was
born a man because he's a man. That's it.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
But there are people occasionally, not to the level and
the degree and the happenings that they would have you
believe that. You know, like about third of the people
in the world are transgender. No, it's very very rare,
but occasionally, and I've met these people. There are people
who should have been a boy but for some reason
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or another didn't work out. Again, sometimes nature just veers
off course a little bit, finds one of the lesser
known exits off of the freeway that you weren't expect.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
See, I don't think so other than Wilson Phillips. I
don't think God makes mistakes.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
You know, well, yeah, you got to blame him for that.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah, we didn't need that.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Then he does make mistakes, Okay, well, other than Wilson Phillips.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
That's the one exception. Uh Luigim MANGIONI expected back in
court today. If you have been following this imagined being
the person that's got to pick the jury for this case,
this has got to be a tough one.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
They well, the citizens, not the specific people up for
jury duty, but the citizens of New York are. They're
expressing the fact that they want to be on this
jury because they want to let this guy get all.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Half of the people in that city just voted for
a Marxist communist mayor. That's the jury poy. That means
every other person that's probably coming in to serve on
jury duty is somebody who supports Marxism, so as somebody
that's got to select a non biased jury. You know, half,
statistically speaking, fifty percent of these people probably want to
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see the United Healthcare CEO die. They don't care, except.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
That you got a factor in the fact that most
people don't vote. We say, half of the people of
the city voted for socialism, communism, Marxism, whatever it is.
Half of the people of the city didn't even bother
to vote. Half of the people that did vote voted
for Marxism, communism, socialism, whatever it is that you want
to call it. But if only ten percent of the
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people vote, and half of those ten percent of five percent,
now we talk at five percent of the population of
the city, not half all.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Right, But now I'm going to make it a little
more complicated for you. Oh, I got to think the
kind of person that votes is also the kind of
person that shows up for Jerry duty. Yeah. If that's
the case, it's the same circle of people, Isn't that
where they get the list the pool from so they
can send the messages out.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
The voters are going to be the ones who are
getting the summons.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
So now imagine you're the CEO of a bank or
a healthcare company. Oh ye, yeah, and you get to
decide where your company is in New York City. A
socialist just took over in New York City. You know
they're going to defund the police in New York City.
They're going to try to come after wealthy people. Do
you keep your business in a city where half the
potential jury pool would celebrate your death simply because you
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are a successful business man.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I get the scent just from the way you asked
the question that I'm supposed to say.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
No, this is once again a reason why we need
the Texas Stock Exchange.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
And it's right. I got it right, I got that one.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
We need it now, Billy ed what do we need
Texas Stock Exchange?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
But that's not the name of it. TXSE did they
have a name? Oh, thank you, y'all street. You claim
to be responsible for the naming. You think you would
use the name?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
All right, Technically some people said that before we did.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
But technically I'm gonna still claim I started.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I'm the first person that put it in writing. Oh,
I'm the first person that was published in a major
news outlet using that phrase.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Y'all Street is coming to Texas. Y'all street. It's better
than Wall Street. What it's y'all street. Also, there was
a great buying opportunity yesterday for crypto. If you are
a bitcoin peron your circuit, they had a bad couple
of days here lately. Huh.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
But now if you bought the dip, it's on its
way back up.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Did you buy it? Deal?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I did? Bitcoin? It just does this. It's volatile, so
it's cheap.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Now, how much is it?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Well, eighty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
But eighty eighty five but for one share?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Well you know it's not a share, it's a coin.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
One coin.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
But now it's back up to eighty eight thousand.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
It's called bit coin for a reason. You can just
have a little bit of it, not a whole one.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Technically, he's right about that. You don't need the whole thing. Yeah,
it got all the way up to one hundred and
twenty two thousand, then it dipped down to eighty four.
Now it's back up to eighty eight. It's definitely going
to get back up higher than one hundred.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Eighty four would have been better. Yeah, we should have
got in on that.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Well, you could have bought it at sixteen.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
You didn't know if it was going to go to
eighty three the next hour.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Guys, there was once a time when it was five bucks.
I mean you know what, Yeah, you didn't buy it then? No, Well,
I'm not taking your advice. I bought it when it
was a few hundred dollars. I bought it when it's
a few thousand dollars selling it. But you keep telling
us that it's just going to keep going higher. I saw.
I sold it so I could buy my house years ago.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Oh did that seem like a better investment than bitcoin?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Well, I needed a house to live in, did you
I do have one? Now? Anyway, we got off topic here.
Luigi Mangione, that guy, yeah and his big old eyebrows. Yesterday,
luigim Andngioni's bushy eyebrows were the only thing that customers
and workers at a Pennsylvania McDonald's could see over his
face mask. But they were apparently enough. It surfaced in
court yesterday, pretty easy to identify. Yeah, they were trying
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to decide if the evidence against him should be thrown
away because they didn't have a search warrant to go
through his backpack. But technically a backpack is an article
of clothing, the court decided, the Manhattan Supreme Court said yesterday,
and so the police had every right to search it
because they said they were looking for a bomb or
an explosive device. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
You can't be too careful around his maniacs, you know.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah. Well yeah, oh.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Speaking of maniac we hadn't been to Florida all morning,
and there's plenty of maniacs over there that need our attention.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Stick around.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
How dare you Wolton and Johnson? I know you guys
want to run down to Florida real quick. You're glutting
for punishment, I guess. But first, we mentioned the World
Health Organization recently. What do they know? Well, they change
what they know occasionally depending on what's profitable. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah,
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what does the FDA know, we haven't even talked about
this yet. A revelation, if you will, from the FDA
here in this country. As they now admit at ten,
it's just the starting number. They admit COVID shots vaccines
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killed at least ten children. Now again, they're just getting
warmed up.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I feel like it's more than ten.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
This is the number that they've chosen, and they probably
had an entire conference room filled with advisors to come
up with the proper number. We're gonna have to start
admitting that the the COVID shots were deadly, especially to
young people. Sure, should we tell him we kill like
one hundred thousand? No, no, God, No, Start with ten
(09:10):
and they'll get used to it. It's like you don't
drop a lobster in a pot of boiling water. You
put them in the water and then you slowly heat
the water up so that they don't realize that they're
being murdered.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I like to put the lobster on a little diving
board and make him think he's jumping into a pool.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
It's not his decision, but yeah, it's still fun to watch.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I like to pretend like he's in the Olympics, and
then on the side of the boiling pot of water.
I've got little scorecards for him.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Cool. The Russian judges are always a bit miserly on
their reward, but factor it in.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
On a side note, what if the Olympic Committee gets
involved in the Ukrainian Florida Russian negotiation and the.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
War Ukrainian, Florida Russian.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
I'm sorry, the Russian Ukrainian Sorry, too many things at once.
Florida man's coming up, Yeah, it is. What if the
Olympic Committee gets involved and they agree that if the
war ends, Russia can get back in the Olympics.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Okay, I know that didn't seem like a big deal,
but it is to them. Yeah, it might be something
too sweet in the pot with.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Wouldn't that be a weird, stupid way to end the war,
But it could work.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I was told last Wednesday before we left for Thanksgiving
that we were gonna have peace in Ukraine by the
time we up back yesterday. We're back December, first new
month after the holiday, and looks like we did not
quite get the piece we were promised.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yeah, we we didn't get the peace we wanted. If
we could get the piece we wanted, that'd be great.
If anybody knows where the piece is at right now,
we'd like some.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Peace, can find piece nowhere around here?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yeah, we'll take two scoops of piece and a piece
Sunday please, Yeah, that'd be good. All right, Florida, Are
you ready what out here? It comes? It comes to Florida? Man, Well, our.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Friends at the Silver Slipper Casino. Weren't you just in
the Slip recently?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah? I was in the Silver I was at the
Silver Slipper Casino two weekends ago with my boy Jesse
Peyton doing stand up comedy. We had an amazing time.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Did y'all get kicked out?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
No we didn't.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Well, then if Kenny and Jesse don't get kicked out,
anybody's welcome obviously.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Side note, This Friday night we will be at the
Southern Star Brewing Company. More details on that later. But
this isn't brought to you by that, No it's not.
It's brought you about the Silver Slipper Casino. Yeah, Silver
Slipper Casino is great, good time, right, go there, it's amazing.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Off we go to Saint Petersburg, Florida. No, No, that
Silver Slipper would be better. Twenty six year old man
in Saint Pete that's what they call it. That's short
for Petersburg.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Love it.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Uh went to check out the new cyber truck.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
You know.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
He wanted to like test drive a cyber truck and
see what it. What do people love about him? What
cause some people do? Right? And apparently instead of kicking
the tires and maybe a short ten or fifteen minute
test drive, he went a little floridian on him. He
took it home for two days. Are you allowed to
do that? Not normally now unless you know the guy
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that runs the dealership.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
And then you're not really test driving it, you're borrowing it.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
His name him is uh Reschelle val Valdivia.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
That's a gay name. Reshall, your name's Reshell.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
So the Tesla dealership let him take it out for
a test drive. Normally they go with you, but he decided,
since I'm just tooling around out here in my cyber truck,
why don't I just take it home with me for
a while. He didn't bring it back to the dealership.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
It seems like a hard thing to steal, isn't it
very digital? They know where it is.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Well, I don't know if he wanted to steal it
so much as he wanted to take some spend some
alone time with it. Oh no, so that he could
smash it up with a hammer.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Oh okay, not like JD. Van's with that couch. No, okay,
that's different.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
An assistant manager track the truck down, like like Kenney said,
because you know it's so high text.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Sure you can figure that out.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Went over to his house and the truck was just
all ripped to crap. It was ripped to pieces. He
thought he'd get away, and then smashed out the rear
of you mirror, removed the GPS unit. Maybe he thought
that would keep him from finding him. No, but then again,
he'd had to get rid of it somewhere. He ripped
off a sun visor, pretty random stuff, partially tore off
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some of the front.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Fenders why he hated that sun visor.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
And then for that little extra little whipped cream on
top for Florida, he also filled both fenders with landscaping
rocks and men's underwear.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
That's a weird combo. It's like bubble gumond star dirty.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yeah, I hate to even as.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I'm sure we know the answer.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Well, all the Tesla's are just covered in cameras now
guess what, There's plenty of footage of him doing all
of this damage. He is facing felony charges criminal mischief.
Grand Theft Dealership says he cost about twenty thousand dollars
in damages. Now, of course they'll knock adend or two
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out of it, pick the underwear out of it, and
sell it to some unsuspecting Saint Pete residence for full price.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Was this an anti DOAJ thing? Is that what this
was about?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
They didn't say. Did they see?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
When I heard a Florida man stole a cyber truck
and did twenty thousand dollars in damage? I thought it
was because he ran over an acorn, you'd think, But no,
that's not the case.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Uh maybe you know, an alligator came out of the
swamp and attacked him. But you can't reason with a
person that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
But earlier this year, there were a lot of news
stories about people going around vandalizing cyber trucks, and every
single one of them got caught. Because the cyber truck
is covered in cameras, it's connected to the Internet. Did
you not know that it's got starlink there? It wasn't
a few news stories, it was a lot of news stories.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Even if you do stuff to other cars around a
cyber truck, they'll get you on camera.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Right.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Yeah, so yeah, just stay clear to him Tesselas's or
keep up with the news.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Would it kill you to just, you know, take a
look at the news once in a while, guys.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Not all the news is sad or bad or mean
or hurtful or deadly. There's good news stories out there.
They just get overrun by the horrible people.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Yeah, there is good news, like the Colorado woman who
made Thanksgiving dinner for the squirrels in her backyard. See,
now that's just heat and a healing, and that's crazy.
You should hear what Taylor Swift did for her cats.
Oh boyah, are they married yet or what's going on
with those two?
Speaker 2 (15:20):
No, they're still making plans. They're gonna pretty much rewrite
the book on weddings when Taylor and what's his name
get married, that sets a new standard for every wedding
from heroing out into the into the future.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Well, it's that time of year again, kids, Christmas is
all over the place. It's a holly, jolly, merry time.
We all know that it's a fantastic time and not
surprisingly reindeer. He's in the news for acting honre A
reindeer escaped from a Christmas event in England and police,
the Coast Guard and the Royal Marines had to rescue it.
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They were able to use a drone to keep an
eye on the reindeer until they were able to safely
rescue it.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Rescue it from what? Was it trapped in quicksand running
down the highway mixing with traffic?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
What I think from its own recognizance, I think you
know there what there was once a story about that
song Run runrudown sins What that song was about. That's
Chuck Berry. Everybody, boy, Chuck Berry probably had the weirdest
celebrity sex tape ever made so far.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Well, yeah, but there's more coming right.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Well, I mean when the FBI gets a hold of
mister Kenneth's iPhone, I gotta think, now we we were.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Doing DEI before it was cool. You're listening to The
Walton and Johnson Show.
Everything. I am unfair to the Methodists. Well, obviously United
Methodist Church church pastor has just announced he is transitioning
to become a woman.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Give him.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
He made the announcement during church. Uh, it seems like
a weird time to talk about that. I'll paint a
picture for you here at chubby, white, middle aged man
wearing a robe with the LGBTQ Pride flag on it.
He standing in front of a cross in a church
when this happens.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Are my parents okay with this? Absolutely not. They texted
me this morning and they asked for me to tell
you all that they do not support me, and that
they have chosen their convictions and their beliefs over supporting
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their child.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Wow, he sounds really mad. So upset, I'm gonna stump
a foot. Look, I know we're unfair to the Methodists
on this show. I get that the Methodist Church split
apart recently, and.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Was that the whole message from the from the parents?
They didn't say we hope you kill yourself or anything
like that. So what's the upset about.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
It's a four minute video. Do you want to hear something?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
And there's a special announcement for mister didn't work.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Okay, Well I didn't think you'd want to. That's why
I wasn't playing any more of it.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
It talks real slow for one reason, and that's great
at church. I guess you have a captive audience here.
We like to keep things moving forward at a faster piece.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
The pastor said, I get to announce with joy that
I'm transitioning. I'm not becoming a woman. I'm giving up
pretending to be a man. He says, uh huh. So
one of the other seventy two genders is it? Where
is it seventy two virgins? I gotta tell you, I
think they're just making a lot of this stuff up.
Does God make Does God make mistakes? Yeah, that's how
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God makes mistakes. No, he doesn't.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
See, here's a different way to say. Oh, well, that
person was clearly should have been born in a woman's body,
But wasn't Is that a stake of God? Or did
God start this entire experience? Got the ball roll and
then just stood back and said, let's see what happens.
Maybe nature made a mistake, as you call it. You
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don't have to blame God for every little thing.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Now, we're not blaming God at all. That this guy is.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Like you just said, God was making mistakes.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I'm saying God does not make mistakes. This man was
born a man because he's a man. That's it.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
But there are people occasionally, not to the level and
the degree and the happenings that they would have you
believe that. You know, like about third of the people
in the world are transgender. No, it's very very rare,
but occasionally, and I've met these people. There are people
who should have been a boy but for some reason
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or another didn't work out. Again, sometimes nature just veers
off course a little bit, finds one of the lesser
known exits off of the freeway that you weren't expect.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
See, I don't think so other than Wilson Phillips. I
don't think God makes mistakes.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
You know, well, yeah, you got to blame him for that.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah, we didn't need that.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Then he does make mistakes, Okay, well, other than Wilson Phillips.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
That's the one exception. Uh Luigim MANGIONI expected back in
court today. If you have been following this imagined being
the person that's got to pick the jury for this case,
this has got to be a tough one.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
They well, the citizens, not the specific people up for
jury duty, but the citizens of New York are. They're
expressing the fact that they want to be on this
jury because they want to let this guy get all.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Half of the people in that city just voted for
a Marxist communist mayor. That's the jury poy. That means
every other person that's probably coming in to serve on
jury duty is somebody who supports Marxism, so as somebody
that's got to select a non biased jury. You know, half,
statistically speaking, fifty percent of these people probably want to
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see the United Healthcare CEO die. They don't care, except.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
That you got a factor in the fact that most
people don't vote. We say, half of the people of
the city voted for socialism, communism, Marxism, whatever it is.
Half of the people of the city didn't even bother
to vote. Half of the people that did vote voted
for Marxism, communism, socialism, whatever it is that you want
to call it. But if only ten percent of the
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people vote, and half of those ten percent of five percent,
now we talk at five percent of the population of
the city, not half all.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Right, But now I'm going to make it a little
more complicated for you. Oh, I got to think the
kind of person that votes is also the kind of
person that shows up for Jerry duty. Yeah. If that's
the case, it's the same circle of people, Isn't that
where they get the list the pool from so they
can send the messages out.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
The voters are going to be the ones who are
getting the summons.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
So now imagine you're the CEO of a bank or
a healthcare company. Oh ye, yeah, and you get to
decide where your company is in New York City. A
socialist just took over in New York City. You know
they're going to defund the police in New York City.
They're going to try to come after wealthy people. Do
you keep your business in a city where half the
potential jury pool would celebrate your death simply because you
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are a successful business man.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I get the scent just from the way you asked
the question that I'm supposed to say.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
No, this is once again a reason why we need
the Texas Stock Exchange.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
And it's right. I got it right, I got that one.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
We need it now, Billy ed what do we need
Texas Stock Exchange?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
But that's not the name of it. TXSE did they
have a name? Oh, thank you, y'all street. You claim
to be responsible for the naming. You think you would
use the name?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
All right, Technically some people said that before we did.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
But technically I'm gonna still claim I started.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I'm the first person that put it in writing. Oh,
I'm the first person that was published in a major
news outlet using that phrase.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Y'all Street is coming to Texas. Y'all street. It's better
than Wall Street. What it's y'all street. Also, there was
a great buying opportunity yesterday for crypto. If you are
a bitcoin peron your circuit, they had a bad couple
of days here lately. Huh.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
But now if you bought the dip, it's on its
way back up.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Did you buy it? Deal?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I did? Bitcoin? It just does this. It's volatile, so
it's cheap.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Now, how much is it?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Well, eighty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
But eighty eighty five but for one share?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Well you know it's not a share, it's a coin.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
One coin.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
But now it's back up to eighty eight thousand.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
It's called bit coin for a reason. You can just
have a little bit of it, not a whole one.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Technically, he's right about that. You don't need the whole thing. Yeah,
it got all the way up to one hundred and
twenty two thousand, then it dipped down to eighty four.
Now it's back up to eighty eight. It's definitely going
to get back up higher than one hundred.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Eighty four would have been better. Yeah, we should have
got in on that.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Well, you could have bought it at sixteen.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
You didn't know if it was going to go to
eighty three the next hour.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Guys, there was once a time when it was five bucks.
I mean you know what, Yeah, you didn't buy it then? No, Well,
I'm not taking your advice. I bought it when it
was a few hundred dollars. I bought it when it's
a few thousand dollars selling it. But you keep telling
us that it's just going to keep going higher. I saw.
I sold it so I could buy my house years ago.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Oh did that seem like a better investment than bitcoin?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Well, I needed a house to live in, did you
I do have one? Now? Anyway, we got off topic here.
Luigi Mangione, that guy, yeah and his big old eyebrows. Yesterday,
luigim Andngioni's bushy eyebrows were the only thing that customers
and workers at a Pennsylvania McDonald's could see over his
face mask. But they were apparently enough. It surfaced in
court yesterday, pretty easy to identify. Yeah, they were trying
(07:28):
to decide if the evidence against him should be thrown
away because they didn't have a search warrant to go
through his backpack. But technically a backpack is an article
of clothing, the court decided, the Manhattan Supreme Court said yesterday,
and so the police had every right to search it
because they said they were looking for a bomb or
an explosive device. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
You can't be too careful around his maniacs, you know.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah. Well yeah, oh.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Speaking of maniac we hadn't been to Florida all morning,
and there's plenty of maniacs over there that need our attention.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Stick around.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
How dare you Wolton and Johnson? I know you guys
want to run down to Florida real quick. You're glutting
for punishment, I guess. But first, we mentioned the World
Health Organization recently. What do they know? Well, they change
what they know occasionally depending on what's profitable. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah,
(08:18):
what does the FDA know, we haven't even talked about
this yet. A revelation, if you will, from the FDA
here in this country. As they now admit at ten,
it's just the starting number. They admit COVID shots vaccines
(08:40):
killed at least ten children. Now again, they're just getting
warmed up.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I feel like it's more than ten.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
This is the number that they've chosen, and they probably
had an entire conference room filled with advisors to come
up with the proper number. We're gonna have to start
admitting that the the COVID shots were deadly, especially to
young people. Sure, should we tell him we kill like
one hundred thousand? No, no, God, No, Start with ten
(09:10):
and they'll get used to it. It's like you don't
drop a lobster in a pot of boiling water. You
put them in the water and then you slowly heat
the water up so that they don't realize that they're
being murdered.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I like to put the lobster on a little diving
board and make him think he's jumping into a pool.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
It's not his decision, but yeah, it's still fun to watch.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I like to pretend like he's in the Olympics, and
then on the side of the boiling pot of water.
I've got little scorecards for him.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Cool. The Russian judges are always a bit miserly on
their reward, but factor it in.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
On a side note, what if the Olympic Committee gets
involved in the Ukrainian Florida Russian negotiation and the.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
War Ukrainian, Florida Russian.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
I'm sorry, the Russian Ukrainian Sorry, too many things at once.
Florida man's coming up, Yeah, it is. What if the
Olympic Committee gets involved and they agree that if the
war ends, Russia can get back in the Olympics.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Okay, I know that didn't seem like a big deal,
but it is to them. Yeah, it might be something
too sweet in the pot with.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Wouldn't that be a weird, stupid way to end the war,
But it could work.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I was told last Wednesday before we left for Thanksgiving
that we were gonna have peace in Ukraine by the
time we up back yesterday. We're back December, first new
month after the holiday, and looks like we did not
quite get the piece we were promised.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yeah, we we didn't get the peace we wanted. If
we could get the piece we wanted, that'd be great.
If anybody knows where the piece is at right now,
we'd like some.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Peace, can find piece nowhere around here?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yeah, we'll take two scoops of piece and a piece
Sunday please, Yeah, that'd be good. All right, Florida, Are
you ready what out here? It comes? It comes to Florida? Man, Well, our.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Friends at the Silver Slipper Casino. Weren't you just in
the Slip recently?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah? I was in the Silver I was at the
Silver Slipper Casino two weekends ago with my boy Jesse
Peyton doing stand up comedy. We had an amazing time.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Did y'all get kicked out?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
No we didn't.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Well, then if Kenny and Jesse don't get kicked out,
anybody's welcome obviously.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Side note, This Friday night we will be at the
Southern Star Brewing Company. More details on that later. But
this isn't brought to you by that, No it's not.
It's brought you about the Silver Slipper Casino. Yeah, Silver
Slipper Casino is great, good time, right, go there, it's amazing.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Off we go to Saint Petersburg, Florida. No, No, that
Silver Slipper would be better. Twenty six year old man
in Saint Pete that's what they call it. That's short
for Petersburg.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Love it.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Uh went to check out the new cyber truck.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
You know.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
He wanted to like test drive a cyber truck and
see what it. What do people love about him? What
cause some people do? Right? And apparently instead of kicking
the tires and maybe a short ten or fifteen minute
test drive, he went a little floridian on him. He
took it home for two days. Are you allowed to
do that? Not normally now unless you know the guy
(11:55):
that runs the dealership.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
And then you're not really test driving it, you're borrowing it.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
His name him is uh Reschelle val Valdivia.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
That's a gay name. Reshall, your name's Reshell.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
So the Tesla dealership let him take it out for
a test drive. Normally they go with you, but he decided,
since I'm just tooling around out here in my cyber truck,
why don't I just take it home with me for
a while. He didn't bring it back to the dealership.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
It seems like a hard thing to steal, isn't it
very digital? They know where it is.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Well, I don't know if he wanted to steal it
so much as he wanted to take some spend some
alone time with it. Oh no, so that he could
smash it up with a hammer.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Oh okay, not like JD. Van's with that couch. No, okay,
that's different.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
An assistant manager track the truck down, like like Kenney said,
because you know it's so high text.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Sure you can figure that out.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Went over to his house and the truck was just
all ripped to crap. It was ripped to pieces. He
thought he'd get away, and then smashed out the rear
of you mirror, removed the GPS unit. Maybe he thought
that would keep him from finding him. No, but then again,
he'd had to get rid of it somewhere. He ripped
off a sun visor, pretty random stuff, partially tore off
(13:10):
some of the front.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Fenders why he hated that sun visor.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
And then for that little extra little whipped cream on
top for Florida, he also filled both fenders with landscaping
rocks and men's underwear.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
That's a weird combo. It's like bubble gumond star dirty.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yeah, I hate to even as.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I'm sure we know the answer.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Well, all the Tesla's are just covered in cameras now
guess what, There's plenty of footage of him doing all
of this damage. He is facing felony charges criminal mischief.
Grand Theft Dealership says he cost about twenty thousand dollars
in damages. Now, of course they'll knock adend or two
(13:53):
out of it, pick the underwear out of it, and
sell it to some unsuspecting Saint Pete residence for full price.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Was this an anti DOAJ thing? Is that what this
was about?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
They didn't say. Did they see?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
When I heard a Florida man stole a cyber truck
and did twenty thousand dollars in damage? I thought it
was because he ran over an acorn, you'd think, But no,
that's not the case.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Uh maybe you know, an alligator came out of the
swamp and attacked him. But you can't reason with a
person that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
But earlier this year, there were a lot of news
stories about people going around vandalizing cyber trucks, and every
single one of them got caught. Because the cyber truck
is covered in cameras, it's connected to the Internet. Did
you not know that it's got starlink there? It wasn't
a few news stories, it was a lot of news stories.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Even if you do stuff to other cars around a
cyber truck, they'll get you on camera.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Right.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Yeah, so yeah, just stay clear to him Tesselas's or
keep up with the news.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Would it kill you to just, you know, take a
look at the news once in a while, guys.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Not all the news is sad or bad or mean
or hurtful or deadly. There's good news stories out there.
They just get overrun by the horrible people.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Yeah, there is good news, like the Colorado woman who
made Thanksgiving dinner for the squirrels in her backyard. See,
now that's just heat and a healing, and that's crazy.
You should hear what Taylor Swift did for her cats.
Oh boyah, are they married yet or what's going on
with those two?
Speaker 2 (15:20):
No, they're still making plans. They're gonna pretty much rewrite
the book on weddings when Taylor and what's his name
get married, that sets a new standard for every wedding
from heroing out into the into the future.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Well, it's that time of year again, kids, Christmas is
all over the place. It's a holly, jolly, merry time.
We all know that it's a fantastic time and not
surprisingly reindeer. He's in the news for acting honre A
reindeer escaped from a Christmas event in England and police,
the Coast Guard and the Royal Marines had to rescue it.
(15:55):
They were able to use a drone to keep an
eye on the reindeer until they were able to safely
rescue it.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Rescue it from what? Was it trapped in quicksand running
down the highway mixing with traffic?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
What I think from its own recognizance, I think you
know there what there was once a story about that
song Run runrudown sins What that song was about. That's
Chuck Berry. Everybody, boy, Chuck Berry probably had the weirdest
celebrity sex tape ever made so far.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Well, yeah, but there's more coming right.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Well, I mean when the FBI gets a hold of
mister Kenneth's iPhone, I gotta think, now we we were.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Doing DEI before it was cool. You're listening to The
Walton and Johnson Show.
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